View Full Version : Las Vegas is the Devil.
TexasLidig8r
8/9/2005, 11:17 AM
Just got back from Vegas.... in a nutshell...
Wynn's is the bomb.. (but I will not wait in a stupid line to walk around in the Ferrari dealership)... good Italian and seafood at Bartoletto's there....blackjack sucks... great food at 3950.... all sorts of very nice eye candy at Mixx on top of the THE Hotel... The Foundation Room rocks.. sleep deprivation... blackjack is very very good... lingerie shopping with the Arm Candy at Fredericks rocks (especially when you can go to the dressing room with her!).. blackjack sucks bad... Tabu and Rain get very crowded.. Behind the Green Door (OH MY!)... blackjack is good... sleep deprivation... $100 on Texas to win the Rose Bowl at 12 - 1 odds (bye $100.00)... a lady in the Mandalay Bay lounge offering to come to the room and give happy, happy oral pleasure for $400 and she accepts Visa and Mastercard... more sleep deprivation.
And from now on. .the drink to start the evening.. an Espresso Martini.. equal parts, Kaluha, Stoli Vanilla vodka and espresso... it gets you drunk and awake at the same time.
That is all. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Stanley1
8/9/2005, 11:20 AM
$400 sound about right Howzit?
You must have been deprived of sleep to make that idiotic Rose Bowl bet.......;)
BeetDigger
8/9/2005, 11:34 AM
Who is the Arm Candy? Someone you took with you, someone you picked up there or just one of the sales ladies trying to increase her commission?
$400 sound about right Howzit?No idea. Lid, try 1-800-STANLEY for cheap oral pleasure rates.
OU4LIFE
8/9/2005, 11:56 AM
a lady in the Mandalay Bay lounge offering to come to the room and give happy, happy oral pleasure for $400 and she accepts Visa and Mastercard..
I prefer the angry, angry oral dissatisfaction. Plus it's cheaper.
Sooner51
8/9/2005, 12:11 PM
Behind the green door, isn't that the movie the Asians were watching in their car during the Cannonball Run?
1stTimeCaller
8/9/2005, 12:11 PM
yep 51 it is. Or at least one of them is always trying to watch it.
Sooner51
8/9/2005, 12:13 PM
sweet.
and I also agree with Lid that LV is the devil................god love her.
mdklatt
8/9/2005, 12:17 PM
$400 for a hummer? Damn, somebody was hard up.
$400 for a hummer? Damn, somebody was hard up.
I wonder what Boarder paid for his?
boomersooner28
8/9/2005, 12:40 PM
Going to Vegas the weekend of Sep 10. One of the Maloof's birthday. Big party. I may come home. :D
mdklatt
8/9/2005, 12:44 PM
I wonder what Boarder paid for his?
YMSSRA, twice.
TexasLidig8r
8/9/2005, 12:49 PM
$400 for a hummer? Damn, somebody was hard up.
No No No... that was the asking price. Since I was accompanied on the trip by Arm Candy... no payment for services rendered.
Besides.. paying for sex with a woman you don't know cheapens even more a cheap act to begin with.
My debauchery does know some limitations.
mdklatt
8/9/2005, 12:52 PM
Besides.. paying for sex with a woman you don't know cheapens even more a cheap act to begin with.
So that's why you only pay for sex with women you do know?
TexasLidig8r
8/9/2005, 01:03 PM
So that's why you only pay for sex with women you do know?
Don't we all in one way or another.. a nice dinner on the town... flowers... inane Hallmark cards for holidays created by Greeting Card companies... new wardrobes.. viagra...
The only thing that changes is the means of payment.:eek:
BeetDigger
8/9/2005, 01:04 PM
No No No... that was the asking price. Since I was accompanied on the trip by Arm Candy... no payment for services rendered.
Who paid for her plane fare, room and dinner during the trip?
Who paid for her plane fare, room and dinner during the trip?
Somebody around here called it a hoo-hoo the other day, I think.
BeetDigger
8/9/2005, 01:11 PM
Somebody around here called it a hoo-hoo the other day, I think.
That's the thing. All sex costs money. The only difference is that sex with a prostitute is cheaper. :D
1stTimeCaller
8/9/2005, 01:12 PM
Pat is correct. I believe that 'Pat has to go home to delouse her hoo-hoo' sounds better than 'Pat has to go home to delouse her plane fare'
soonernation
1/11/2006, 02:50 PM
Just got back from Vegas.... in a nutshell...
Wynn's is the bomb.. (but I will not wait in a stupid line to walk around in the Ferrari dealership)... good Italian and seafood at Bartoletto's there....blackjack sucks... great food at 3950.... all sorts of very nice eye candy at Mixx on top of the THE Hotel... The Foundation Room rocks.. sleep deprivation... blackjack is very very good... lingerie shopping with the Arm Candy at Fredericks rocks (especially when you can go to the dressing room with her!).. blackjack sucks bad... Tabu and Rain get very crowded.. Behind the Green Door (OH MY!)... blackjack is good... sleep deprivation... $100 on Texas to win the Rose Bowl at 12 - 1 odds (bye $100.00)... a lady in the Mandalay Bay lounge offering to come to the room and give happy, happy oral pleasure for $400 and she accepts Visa and Mastercard... more sleep deprivation.
And from now on. .the drink to start the evening.. an Espresso Martini.. equal parts, Kaluha, Stoli Vanilla vodka and espresso... it gets you drunk and awake at the same time.
That is all. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'm going to Vegas Super Bowl weekend and would be happy to pick this money up for you. I can give you my PO Box number so you can send me the wager ticket.:D
GrapevineSooner
1/11/2006, 02:58 PM
Just got back from Vegas.... in a nutshell...
Wynn's is the bomb.. (but I will not wait in a stupid line to walk around in the Ferrari dealership)... good Italian and seafood at Bartoletto's there....blackjack sucks... great food at 3950.... all sorts of very nice eye candy at Mixx on top of the THE Hotel... The Foundation Room rocks.. sleep deprivation... blackjack is very very good... lingerie shopping with the Arm Candy at Fredericks rocks (especially when you can go to the dressing room with her!).. blackjack sucks bad... Tabu and Rain get very crowded.. Behind the Green Door (OH MY!)... blackjack is good... sleep deprivation... $100 on Texas to win the Rose Bowl at 12 - 1 odds (hello $1200.00)... a lady in the Mandalay Bay lounge offering to come to the room and give happy, happy oral pleasure for $400 and she accepts Visa and Mastercard... more sleep deprivation.
And from now on. .the drink to start the evening.. an Espresso Martini.. equal parts, Kaluha, Stoli Vanilla vodka and espresso... it gets you drunk and awake at the same time.
That is all. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Fixed you lucky bastard. :mad:
soonernation
1/11/2006, 03:01 PM
I'm glad to see he had faith in his whorns.
Oldnslo
1/11/2006, 03:07 PM
How the hell did you get 12-1 odds? I didn't think the line was near that stout.
Skysooner
1/11/2006, 04:31 PM
Bet was made before the season started. I bet USC was probably around 2-1.
IB4OU2
1/11/2006, 04:37 PM
You must have been deprived of sleep to make that idiotic Rose Bowl bet.......;)
Crow and foot tastes pretty foul when consumed together.
You must have been deprived of sleep to make that idiotic Rose Bowl bet.......;)
Yeah, good call IB4.
:D
IB4OU2
1/11/2006, 04:54 PM
Yeah, good call IB4.
:D
What? Since I'm a 'die hard Sooner' was there any other answer? :confused:
FirstandGoal
1/11/2006, 04:57 PM
More importantly, did you put any money on OU at 6-1?
TexasLidig8r
1/11/2006, 05:13 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!
My brother, who lives in Henderson, already took care of that little matter for me. Lid has been a very happy, agreeable person for many reasons since last Wednesday night!
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
1/11/2006, 07:44 PM
Las Vegas is devil's food cake, with their best football athletes all signing up for OU the last couple of years!!!
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