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Rhino
8/3/2005, 02:22 PM
While only females have mammary glands, we all start out in a similar way in the embryo, the authors explain. The embryo follows a female template until about six weeks, when the male sex chromosome kicks in.

Men, however, have already developed nipples by that time.


So, why DO men have nipples? (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1400082315/qid=1123096802/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-6126250-3404664?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)
New book seeks to answer unlikely medical questions
Wednesday, August 3, 2005; Posted: 12:05 p.m. EDT (16:05 GMT)

NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Have you ever wondered why your teeth chatter when you're cold, or if you could really catch a disease from sitting on a toilet seat?

New York physician Billy Goldberg, pestered by unusual questions at cocktail parties and other social gatherings over the years, puts the public's mind at ease in his book "Why Do Men Have Nipples?" (Three Rivers). The book hit stores on Tuesday.

"It's really remarkable how often you get accosted," said Goldberg, 39. "There are the medical questions from family and friends, and then there are the drunk and outrageous questions where somebody wants to drop their pants and show you a rash or something."

The book, subtitled "Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini," is co-authored by humorist Mark Leyner ("Et Tu, Babe" and "My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist").

"People tend to know so little about their bodies as compared to their cars or their laptops," said Leyner, 49, of Hoboken, New Jersey. "When I worked in a pharmacy in Washington, D.C., people would ask me medical questions all the time. I was just a 22-year-old cashier at Rite Aid."
Desks vs. toilet seats

Goldberg had compiled a list of nagging questions for several years before embarking on the book after meeting Leyner. The two met while working on a short-lived ABC-TV medical drama, "Wonderland," in which Leyner served as a writer, while Goldberg was its medical advisor.

So, then, why do your teeth chatter when you're cold?

Chattering teeth is one way the body tries to generate heat.

When the body gets too cold, the area of the brain called the hypothalamus alerts the rest of the body to begin warming up. Shivering, the rapid muscle movement that generates heat, then begins. Teeth chattering represents localized shivering.

As for toilet seat-as-disease carrier, during the course of their research, Goldberg and Leyner found reports of gonorrhea, pinworm and roundworm found on toilet seats -- but catching something from it isn't common.

The authors discovered that an office setting might be worse for your health than toilet seats. Charles Gerba, a microbiologist at the University of Arizona, found the typical office desk harbors some 400 times more disease-causing bacteria than the average toilet seat.

Some of the other burning questions answered in the humorous book include "What causes morning breath?" and "Why do beans give you gas?"

Goldberg says morning breath results from anaerobic bacteria, the xerostomia (dry mouth) or the volatile sulfur compounds (which are waste products from the bacteria). Other contributing factors to foul oral odor includes medication, alcohol, sugar, smoking, caffeine, and eating dairy products.

Beans contain high percentages of sugars that our bodies are unable to digest, Goldberg explains. When the sugars make it to the intestines, bacteria go to work and start producing large amounts of gas.

And if you're ever bitten by a poisonous snake, sucking at the bite to remove the poison, as often shown in the movies and on TV is not only ineffective, but could lead to an infection.

Instead, the bite should be washed with soap and water and immobilized. The bitten area should also be kept lower than the heart. Medical help should be sought immediately.

And why do men have nipples?

While only females have mammary glands, we all start out in a similar way in the embryo, the authors explain. The embryo follows a female template until about six weeks, when the male sex chromosome kicks in.

Men, however, have already developed nipples by that time. http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/SHOWBIZ/books/08/03/leisure.nipples.reut/cover.nipples.jpg

colleyvillesooner
8/3/2005, 02:23 PM
I have nipples Greg, can you mlik me?

Viking Kitten
8/3/2005, 02:23 PM
I have nipples, Focker. Can you milk me?

Viking Kitten
8/3/2005, 02:24 PM
DAMMIT!!!!!!

Czar Soonerov
8/3/2005, 02:24 PM
got milk?

KABOOKIE
8/3/2005, 02:25 PM
Sounds like someone needs to buy an SUV

colleyvillesooner
8/3/2005, 02:27 PM
DAMMIT!!!!!!

heh

SoonerWood
8/3/2005, 02:27 PM
Men's nipples is proof that there is no such thing as 'Intelligent Design'

Mjcpr
8/3/2005, 02:28 PM
To bleed with.

BigRedJed
8/3/2005, 02:29 PM
I had no idea why I had nipples right up until someone licked one of them.

OU4LIFE
8/3/2005, 02:32 PM
dude, that's the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

yermom
8/3/2005, 02:33 PM
dude, that's the creepiest thing I have ever done while drunk.

i guess it could be worse

Soonerbabeinbama
8/3/2005, 02:41 PM
maybe to get in touch with their feminine side?

sooner_born_1960
8/3/2005, 02:49 PM
maybe to get in touch with their feminine side?
If I had a feminine side to touch, I'd never..., you know the rest.

RedstickSooner
8/3/2005, 02:52 PM
Dudes have nipples because God has a sense of humor.

BTW, real funny, big guy. Real funny.

Ike
8/3/2005, 03:08 PM
Men's nipples is proof that there is no such thing as 'Intelligent Design'

or that the designer flunked bioengineering 101.

same thing for blind spots in the human eye.


so maybe the lesson is that instead of designing us himself, God delegated the task to his grad student.

Soonerbabeinbama
8/3/2005, 03:22 PM
If I had a feminine side to touch, I'd never..., you know the rest.
that would be a perfect world huh? ;)

silverwheels
8/3/2005, 03:24 PM
I already asked this question in Froz's questions thread, and I liked his answer better.

Chuck Bao
8/3/2005, 05:12 PM
I’m thinking that if man is created in God’s image, man nipples must have some function. Maybe, I haven’t tweaked this theory long enough.

mdklatt
8/3/2005, 05:14 PM
I have nipples, Focker. Can you milk me?

PW3ND!

GDC
8/3/2005, 06:34 PM
Some people have three nipples.

VeeJay
8/3/2005, 08:28 PM
Forget nipples - here's to belly buttons.

http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume3/2003-1119-daly.jpg

critical_phil
7/7/2007, 11:35 AM
Dear OUDoc,

I read the Why Do Men Have Nipples book, and I have one question that wasn't answered.

Here's some background:

I'm a regular guy...I mean, REALLY regular. For instance, it would be a rare case if the blessed event hasn't occured by zero eight hunnert (or approximately 22 minutes after finishing my first cup of coffee, whichever comes first).

What's more, the morning constitutional is followed by at least two (sometimes three or four) healthy growlers throughout the day. And when I say healthy, I mean it looks like I'm trying to stuff a sack full of king-sized Snicker bars in the can. Again, at least twice per day.

So here's the question: If I'm evacuating what appears to be the mass of a labrador retriever from my innards every single day, why am I so fat? My diet really isn't that bad compared to most people I know.

Thank you. I'll hang up and take your answer off the air.





err, brb, I've got to go to the terlet.