and now a random fact about Vin Diesel

[Hatfield]

If you ask Vin Diesel "How much wood would a wooodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood," Vin Diesel will promptly chuck a woodchuck through your skull.

[dolemitesooner]

If you ask Vin Diesel "How much wood would a wooodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood," Vin Diesel will promptly chuck a woodchuck through your skull.
:confused:

[Hatfield]

In accordance with the treaty of Versailles, Vin Diesel was to be buried beneath the earth's crust until doomsday, the fact that he remains in Hollywood though symbollises what a shoddy mix-up the whole fiasco was.

[Czar Soonerov]

Vin Diesel nearly made it to the final table of the 1988 World Series of Poker. Which may not sound like much, but was impressive considering he thought they were playing Go Fish.

[Czar Soonerov]

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Hide your shins, Czar...

[OU Adonis]

If you ask Vin Diesel "How much wood would a wooodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood," Vin Diesel will promptly chuck a woodchuck through your skull.
Dolemite, is that you?

[Czar Soonerov]

Due to the favorable exchange rate, a Vin Diesel in the hand is worth about 3.5 in the bush.

[Mjcpr]

Due to the favorable exchange rate, a Vin Diesel in the hand is worth about 3.5 in the bush.
Boy are you going to feel inadequate once VK reads this.

[salth2o]

If the SAG had drug policies like MLB, Vin Diesel should be suspended for banned substance abuse.

[mdklatt]

If the SAG had drug policies like MLB, Vin Diesel should be suspended for banned substance abuse.

If the SAG had drug abuse policies there wouldn't be a SAG.

[PrideTrombone]

Vin Diesel's name written phonetically in Japanese forms a detailed picture of Mr. Rogers on trial for illegally downloading an mp3 of "The End Has No End," by The Strokes.

[lexsooner]

Diesel, Vin. Prefers the company of gentlemen (what a loss!) (this is fiercely disputed and supported, with a number of supposed "eye-witness" accounts testifying for and against. There's only one way to settle this. Vin--do me!). "Incredibly generous to friends and family." Ashamed of his ethnic background. Supposedly--ha, this is a good one--supposedly the son of Elliot Gould while Gould was married to Streisand. Reportedly a nice guy in person. Linked with Asia Argento, Mariah Carey, Nicole Kidman and Michelle Rodriguez.

(From http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html)

[12]

Born Mark Vincent in 1967, actor "Vin Diesel" is said to have changed his name to draw publicity.

[Dio]

Not to be confused with Vin Scully.

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.allthingschristie.com/archives/diesel.jpg

[StoopTroup]

Little known factoid that Vin has feared going to the dentist. since he was a child...

http://www.advertisingdentist.com/Images/diesel%20ad.jpg

[oumartin]

get off Vin Diesel. Him and Tim McGraw make my wife happy in her pants and thats okay by me.

[GottaHavePride]

Some people don't get it....

Random Vin Diesel Fact Generator (http://www.4q.cc/vin/)

[Hatfield]

Vin Diesel once beat his mother cross-eyed because she refused to share her recipe for peach cobbler with him.

[StoopTroup]

Some people don't get it....

Random Vin Diesel Fact Generator (http://www.4q.cc/vin/)
heh...

Ray Charles once looked at Vin Diesel...and never saw another thing again.

[Dio]

Vin Diesel jumped off a bridge because all his friends were doing it and survived.

[GottaHavePride]

The final digit of Pi is Vin Diesel.

[StoopTroup]

Vin Diesel starred with Hitler in a 1940 propaganda video designed to brainwash children in Madagascar. Two basketball players uncovered the long-lost tape in the 70s and published it under a new genre of music, rap.

[poon4heisman2006]

Vin Diesel has spent thousands of hours and a personal fortune trying to convince the band Ramstein to do a cover of 'Broken Wings' by Mr. Mister.

[Harry Beanbag]

Is the actual creator of Calvin and Hobbes. He is secretly going around the country at night dressed as a ninja killing anyone who has one of those "peeing Calvin" stickers on their car.

[Hatfield]

He is secretly going around the country at night dressed as a ninja killing anyone who has one of those "peeing Calvin" stickers on their car.

as well he should.

[OUDoc]

Vin Diesel was the original Dorothy in 1939's "The Wizard of Oz", but had to be replaced when his chest became too "busty".

[Ike]

If the words "Autobots Transform!" are ever spoken in Vin Diesel's presence, his body will fold in and out of itself, forming a 1998 Dodge Neon. If he hears the words "Deceptacons Attack!", he emits an atomic blast out of his urethra.

[OUDoc]

Vin Diesel's head was the inspiration for EPCOT Center. The dimensions are exactly the same.

[mdklatt]

Seismology is the study of Vin Diesel's masturbation habits.

[mdklatt]

One morning, Vin Diesel was climbing a mountain. Upon reaching the top, he was riddled by The Sphinx - "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?" Vin Diesel simply answered, "I'll show you." Later that night, The Sphinx was seen, its hind legs torn off, a stick up its butt, painfully pulling itself away by its two front paws.

[Pricetag]

Vin Diesel plays "The King" in Burger King's Wake Up With The King TV commercials. He is paid in Angus beef.

[mdklatt]

Vin Diesel takes digital photos by blinking.

[mdklatt]

Every time Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian tiger.

[mdklatt]

Vin Diesel has the ability to consume quarters and **** the appropriate amount of nickels.

[Hatfield]

He is responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. A Diplodocus said his mom was fat so he killed each and every dinosaur with an icepick and a baseball bat wrapped in 40-grit sandpaper.

[mdklatt]

Vin Diesel invented the donut, but he called it the "F*** it then eat it".

[Dio]

Vin Diesel is neither heterosexual nor homosexual. He is only sexually attracted to blue light.

[picasso]

Vin only makes good movies if he dies in them.

[Ike]

Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it.

[Chuck Bao]

The last photographer following Vin Diesel into the shower slipped on a bar of soap

[Chuck Bao]

Vin Diesel was passed over as the US representative of the UN because he’s too polite

[Chuck Bao]

Vin Diesel was once considered for the Supreme Court but his commando style court opinions were misinterpreted.

[Chuck Bao]

Vin Diesel splonge was once considered as a cheap alternative to ethanol.

[C&CDean]

How about putting them all in one post, pumpkin?

[BigRedJed]

You can't rack up a big enough post count doing it that way. Duh.

[C&CDean]

If I was in Thailand, I'd be downtown getting the $5 suckey ****ey right now.

[BigRedJed]

It's posts like that one that make me think I can get away with posting about "rubbing one out." Thanks, Dean.

[C&CDean]

You wanna post about killing somebody? Wouldn't be prudent.

[mdklatt]

Vin Diesel can tell when a woman is ovulating just by the way she walks.

[Chuck Bao]

I love being called pumpkin.

And it's not $5 anymore, it's a ten.

Sorry to raise prices on you lovey, but you know inflation and all that.

Vin Diesel would tip with at least a Jefferson.

[TUSooner]

"Vin Diesel" is what the French call a really bad German wine.

[GottaHavePride]

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

[GottaHavePride]

The Great Depression was actually caused when Vin Diesel forgot to sign one of his checks.

[proud gonzo]

Is solely responsible for every flight in the history of the US space program. there is no such thing as rockets. he just stands beneath the shuttle and plunches it. the rest is pyrotechnics

[proud gonzo]

Vin Diesel reads FARK every day, without joy.

[GottaHavePride]

Vin Diesel is allergic to his own sweat. He counteracts this problem by sweating the blood of Journey lead singer, Steve Perry.

[Hatfield]

Pictures of Vin Diesel were found in the tomb of Tutankhamen in 1922

[Ike]

Vin Diesel sunk the Titanic in hopes of making the movie end sooner.

Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****.

[proud gonzo]

http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/bump.jpg

and

http://www.uthstuph.com/resources/W-New-Stuph-Merge.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

The first Dungeons & Dragons card deck came to be when little Tommy Schmit found Vin Diesel's misplaced photo album, "Things I Shouldn't Have Had Sex With in the Middle Ages."

[GottaHavePride]

Vin Diesel once challenged a canoe full of epileptics to a shaking contest and won.