Help and Advice

[1stTimePe-er]

So, I've been reading this website forever and see you get some really good advice on here .. So I was wondering.

Last weekend, I had a hot date with this woman I knew from Colorado. She had huge wabjabas. Well, we ended up back at her place and did the wild monkey love all over her apartment.

Well.. in the middle of the night, I watched her cat stroll over to the cat crapper and take a ****...

well.. it was rainin' and everything, she had left the faucet on... and.. well.. I just had to go... so..

I walked over to her walk in closet.. and.. let her rip!

Well. the next morning, when she woke up and after once more, dipsin' for da bottom....she saw and smelled the pee on her carpet and starts yellin' at me.

I tried to blame the cat, but.. 3 days after.. she dumps me.

well.. I want her and her major league waboos back..

What should I do?

[Mjcpr]

Booo!!

[Howzit]

Gotta be Adonis. Too many 'wells'.

[colleyvillesooner]

Gotta be Adonis. Too many 'wells'.

It took alot of time wasting and effort to do that, so I was thinking you, picture man. :D

[8timechamps]

Still funny though.

Then again, I often laugh at the misfortune of others here.

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't get it

[critical_phil]

I don't get it


they're making fun of you, cause you pee on carpets.

[1stTimeCaller]

your mustache looks like carpet

[StoopTroup]

Show her this thread....

She's sure to come back to you....

Funny Troll...lol

[SoonerStormchaser]

Hey Sic Em...be glad you're not this guy.

[TexasLidig8r]

So, I've been reading this website forever and see you get some really good advice on here .. So I was wondering.

Last weekend, I had a hot date with this woman I knew from Colorado. She had huge wabjabas. Well, we ended up back at her place and did the wild monkey love all over her apartment.

Well.. in the middle of the night, I watched her cat stroll over to the cat crapper and take a ****...

well.. it was rainin' and everything, she had left the faucet on... and.. well.. I just had to go... so..

I walked over to her walk in closet.. and.. let her rip!

Well. the next morning, when she woke up and after once more, dipsin' for da bottom....she saw and smelled the pee on her carpet and starts yellin' at me.

I tried to blame the cat, but.. 3 days after.. she dumps me.

well.. I want her and her major league waboos back..

What should I do?

That's a LOT of green spek for one single, solitary post!

Have you let her rip recently Scooter? :D

[1stTimeCaller]

Hey Sic Em...be glad you're not this guy.
pipe down, backseater.

I was glad that she was born in the same decade that I was, not the same year as my mother.

[StoopTroup]

I've given this some more thought...

1stTime...

I think maybe you need to woo her back.

Use the old seranade technique while standing on her bumper peeing on the windshield...

If she comes out of the house screaming at you...start to wash her car and then soak her down with hose. Then playfully get soaP all over each other...

If she doesn't come out though...she's probably called the Police...RUN!

[1stTimePe-er]

I regret I have but one stream to give....

One river to flow...

One fountain of knowledge with which to elucidate....

Been gRaBBin' Any LArge BReasTaGes LAtely OnETime????

[StoopTroup]

Does it hurt when you...sparkle?

http://www.zphotos.org/images/475_IMG_7212.jpg

[SoonerStormchaser]

pipe down, backseater.

I was glad that she was born in the same decade that I was, not the same year as my mother.

You don't get it...it DOES get better with age!

[OKLA21FAN]

did Sicem get permabanned or something and comeback to life with a new ID? :pop:

[1stTimePe-er]

did Sicem get permabanned or something and comeback to life with a new ID? :pop:

I am NOT Sicem.. in fact.. I will CRUSH Sicem.... I will pee on HIS carpet!!!!

and Lid.. STFU... you WILL be next!!!

[SoonerStormchaser]

Anyone notice this guy hadn't shown up in nearly two years til I resurrected his thread?

My money's on the fact he's an alias!

[1stTimeCaller]

please tell me that you are not just now fingering that out.

[SoonerStormchaser]

I don't do the fingering...:eek:


I just state the obvious...that's why I'm an O-1 instead of an O-3.

[TexasLidig8r]

Hey Pe-er... **** off...

How's THAT for being apropos??!

[SleestakSooner]

So, I've been reading this website forever and see you get some really good advice on here ...

Knew it was BS after this statement. This post is like ****ing in the wind.