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1stTimeCaller
7/29/2005, 02:55 PM
I go out on the town last night to catch a Jason Boland show at the Bluebird Theater. The lady I've been seeing for a while meets me there. You guys said to throw her back that there were more crawdads in the creek but I'm still hanging around. Anyhoo, we have a large time and I was going to catch a cab home being as I was overserved and she takes me to her place. All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet. I wake up and she has a bottle of 'pet stain remover' and paper towells. I proceed to apologise and feel like the jackass that I am. She insists it's not that big of a deal and takes me to my car. I'm thinking she's a keeper after last night.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d908b3127cce9368082deb2100000016108AYt2zlw5ZOQ
pic of yours truly and the girl with big boobs. How pimp is the Grady County Sheriff's Deputy shirt I have on??

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 02:57 PM
I'm thinking she might not be sharing your thoughts.

Beef
7/29/2005, 02:57 PM
I'm thinking she might not be sharing your thoughts.
damn. good stuff.

OklahomaTrombone
7/29/2005, 02:58 PM
sorry, this image is temporarily unavailable

8timechamps
7/29/2005, 02:58 PM
You're kidding....right? please?

OU Adonis
7/29/2005, 02:59 PM
I had a buddy who told me a story about a time where he woke up after a drinking binge and stood up in bed and pissed on his wife.

Why he told me that story, I dunno. But if it makes you feel better, worse has been done. :D

OklahomaTrombone
7/29/2005, 02:59 PM
Just tell her you like R. Kelley and wanted to break her in slow.

OU Adonis
7/29/2005, 03:00 PM
True love is when you can **** on your girlfriends carpet and she keeps you.

King Crimson
7/29/2005, 03:00 PM
if she tells her friends, you are finished.

mdklatt
7/29/2005, 03:01 PM
How many of the other 198455 reasons also involve too much alcohol? Drunk people are funny. :D

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 03:01 PM
I've heard of people doing this. My BIL has attempted it as a matter of fact.

OU Adonis
7/29/2005, 03:02 PM
Sounds like it's time to give up drinking.
Or at least pass out in the great outdoors somewhere.

Sooner51
7/29/2005, 03:03 PM
sorry, this image is temporarily unavailable
yep.

sounds like you hit the whiskey after consuming several beers first

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 03:04 PM
if she tells her friends, you are finished.
IF????

King Crimson
7/29/2005, 03:07 PM
IF????

good point.

1stTimeCaller
7/29/2005, 03:07 PM
I wish I could make this stuff up. She has even called me today. Maybe I should quit drinking but then who would you guys laugh at?

Stanley1
7/29/2005, 03:09 PM
I dated a girl that had a b/f do this. She didn't seem pleased.

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 03:09 PM
Best thread evar.

OU Adonis
7/29/2005, 03:10 PM
I wish I could make this stuff up. She has even called me today. Maybe I should quit drinking but then who would you guys laugh at?
We always have stanley and pat.

colleyvillesooner
7/29/2005, 03:10 PM
True love is when you can **** on your girlfriends carpet and she keeps you.

Dude, call hallmark right now..them and the "Love is..." comic people

OU Adonis
7/29/2005, 03:11 PM
I dated a girl that had a b/f do this. She didn't seem pleased.Well at least she was pissed off.

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 03:11 PM
I can't believe she cleaned it up.

C&CDean
7/29/2005, 03:11 PM
You know, last night I glazed this chick's face while some drunk ****er was snoring away beside her. A little while later, he gets up and pisses on the rug. Coincidence?

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 03:12 PM
Well at least she was pissed off. Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

:D

colleyvillesooner
7/29/2005, 03:14 PM
You know, last night I glazed this chick's face while some drunk ****er was snoring away beside her. A little while later, he gets up and pisses on the rug. Coincidence?

Wow. Has a Mod ever locked a thread because of something he posted?

colleyvillesooner
7/29/2005, 03:14 PM
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

:D

Dude he served that one up Bull Durham style...

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 03:15 PM
Dude he served that one up Bull Durham style...
Yeah, I owe him one.

TUSooner
7/29/2005, 03:16 PM
... All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet....
Holy F'ing Sh*t. That's lame. :(

OklahomaTrombone
7/29/2005, 03:18 PM
btw...your shirt sucks.

Beef
7/29/2005, 03:18 PM
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d908b3127cce9368082deb2100000016108AYt2zlw5ZOQ

CANS!

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 03:19 PM
btw...your shirt sucks.
Hers is nice though.

;)

OU Adonis
7/29/2005, 03:19 PM
Yeah, I think it was cold there.. not that I was looking or anything........

mdklatt
7/29/2005, 03:20 PM
Is that really beer in that cup??

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 03:20 PM
Is that really beer in that cup??
There was no carpet anywhere close, so.....

colleyvillesooner
7/29/2005, 03:21 PM
Hers is nice though.

;)
What shirt?

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 03:24 PM
I go out on the town last night to catch a Jason Boland show at the Bluebird Theater. The lady I've been seeing for a while meets me there. You guys said to throw her back that there were more crawdads in the creek but I'm still hanging around. Anyhoo, we have a large time and I was going to catch a cab home being as I was overserved and she takes me to her place. All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet. I wake up and she has a bottle of 'pet stain remover' and paper towells. I proceed to apologise and feel like the jackass that I am. She insists it's not that big of a deal and takes me to my car. I'm thinking she's a keeper after last night.

Hold the phone. Mrs Mj claims to have heard this story on the internets before.

What gives?

Harry Beanbag
7/29/2005, 03:26 PM
Next time you should go **** in her closet. Chicks love that. [/najehdavenport]

OU Adonis
7/29/2005, 03:27 PM
Hold the phone. Mrs Mj claims to have heard this story on the internets before.

What gives?
Lies, there is no Ms Mj

:D

colleyvillesooner
7/29/2005, 03:29 PM
Hold the phone. Mr Mj claims to have heard this story on the internets before.

What gives?

Fixed

OklahomaTrombone
7/29/2005, 03:29 PM
Next time you should go **** in her closet. Chicks love that. [/najehdavenport]


Make sure to sing while you do it...


Now I'm ****tin' your closet, he's ****tin' in the closet; Now I'm using your shirt as terlet paper, he's using your shirt as terlet paper; Now I'm looking for a bell, he's looking for a bell; Where is the bell, where's that damn bell...

Next make a music video.

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 03:30 PM
Suck it.

Grimey
7/29/2005, 03:30 PM
You know, last night I glazed this chick's face...

I gotta say, this is one I've never heard. Is this the same as "painting a girl white" ?

colleyvillesooner
7/29/2005, 03:31 PM
Make sure to sing while you do it...


Now I'm ****tin' your closet, he's ****tin' in the closet; Now I'm using your shirt as terlet paper, he's using your shirt as terlet paper; Now I'm looking for a bell, he's looking for a bell; Where is the bell, where's that damn bell...

Next make a music video.

Then ring the bell...

C&CDean
7/29/2005, 03:34 PM
I gotta say, this is one I've never heard. Is this the same as "painting a girl white" ?

How the hell should I know? I ain't never heard of painting a girl white.

SoonerWood
7/29/2005, 03:35 PM
heh

colleyvillesooner
7/29/2005, 03:37 PM
How the hell should I know? I ain't never heard of painting a girl white.

Heh, YMSSRA

OklahomaTrombone
7/29/2005, 03:37 PM
pearl necklace?

C&CDean
7/29/2005, 03:37 PM
Don't you mean "peral" necklace :dolemite:

OklahomaTrombone
7/29/2005, 03:38 PM
heh

Grimey
7/29/2005, 03:41 PM
How the hell should I know? I ain't never heard of painting a girl white.

Cowboy
by Kid Rock

...No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white...

C&CDean
7/29/2005, 03:45 PM
Cowboy
by Kid Rock

...No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white...

Kid Rock? Do you really think I listen to that ****?

SoonerWood
7/29/2005, 03:48 PM
Yeah there's a reason he's called Kid Rock and not Adult Rock

Stanley1
7/29/2005, 03:48 PM
Kid Rock? Do you really think I listen to that ****?

Yes?

C&CDean
7/29/2005, 03:50 PM
Yes?

Shouldn't you be over in the Romper Room thread or still in surgery for having your foot removed from your yapper?

Stanley1
7/29/2005, 03:52 PM
Shouldn't you be over in the Romper Room thread or still in surgery for having your foot removed from your yapper?


Didn't have to remove my foot. I think it was wrong for the coach to do what he did, obviously, but I stand by my claim that I don't think the autistic kid should have been on the team. Thats my opinion, and it won't change. Wasn't trying to insult doc though.

1stTimeCaller
7/29/2005, 03:53 PM
Didn't have to remove my foot. I think it was wrong for the coach to do what he did, obviously, but I stand by my claim that I don't think the autistic kid should have been on the team. Thats my opinion, and it won't change. Wasn't trying to insult doc though.

YOU ARE RUINING MY THREAD. Go play somewheres else. ;)

Grimey
7/29/2005, 03:53 PM
Kid Rock? Do you really think I listen to that ****?
calm down. I'm not a big fan of his either, but I have heard the song. And a line like that kinda jumps out at you. Jumps out at you like the first time I heard the Dean talking about how much he likes listening to Sade and glazing women's faces ;)

SoonerWood
7/29/2005, 03:54 PM
This thread is heading in some interesting directions... :D

1stTimeCaller
7/29/2005, 03:55 PM
guys, we're talking about me peeing on the girl with the big boobs' floor.

C&CDean
7/29/2005, 03:55 PM
This thread is heading in some interesting directions... :D

And that would be different than any other SO thread how?......

OklahomaTrombone
7/29/2005, 03:58 PM
guys, we're talking about me peeing on the girl with the big boobs.


haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love...

dolemitesooner
7/29/2005, 03:58 PM
Did the carpet " TIE THE ROOM TOGEATHER MAN "

Grimey
7/29/2005, 03:59 PM
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4042/cowbell5bc.jpg

I'm ringing the bell

colleyvillesooner
7/29/2005, 04:01 PM
haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love...

I don't even want, none of the above I want to **** on you. Drip, drip, drip.

TexasLidig8r
7/29/2005, 04:04 PM
Wow.. simply.. wow..

Ok.. first... if she is going to become your main squeeze, does that mean we have to stop with the "she must have spread love to the entire Colorado football team" jokes? Or.. we can't refer to her as a Muffalo anymore?.. or.. she must braid the hair on her thighs cracks?

Second.... How and why in the name of Blue Jebus on a bicycle did you pee on her friggin' carpet? Was her bathroom unavailable? Sleep-peeing?

Third of all.. yes.. she apparently does have some outstanding snoobs.

OU Adonis
7/29/2005, 04:15 PM
Dude he served that one up Bull Durham style...
Sometimes its gotta be done.................

TopDaugIn2000
7/29/2005, 04:19 PM
my SIL told me about my brother doing that a couple of years ago. He came home drunk, she had already gone to bed. The next thing she knew their daughter (then 6) was waking her up saying "why is daddy standing in my closet?????". My SIL goes in there, he was peeing in the kids closet.

and for what it's worth, he's not allowed to stay at my house when they come to OKC.

Beef
7/29/2005, 04:20 PM
and for what it's worth, he's not allowed to stay at my house when they come to OKC.
Does your brother work in production at your company?

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 04:22 PM
Did the carpet match the head?

TopDaugIn2000
7/29/2005, 04:22 PM
Does your brother work in production at your company?

heh, NO. thank goodness.


he owns 3 businesses in eufaula. if those folks only knew......

OUAndy1807
7/29/2005, 04:22 PM
this explains a lot about the time that you fell asleep and "spilled your beer" on the bed at the Quoin Fishing Tourney. You didn't mentioned that you had processed the beer first.

Also, in return for your favor, you should request that your woman friend take a **** on your chest the next time you spend the night. Sounds gross, but trust me, it's one of the hottest things ever.

TheHumanAlphabet
7/29/2005, 04:22 PM
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4042/cowbell5bc.jpg

I'm ringing the bell
Not if the clapper has been stolen...;)

OU Adonis
7/29/2005, 04:24 PM
Now if you caught her pissing in the floor that night, there would be a story.

TopDaugIn2000
7/29/2005, 04:27 PM
or taking a shat in the parking lot....

OU Adonis
7/29/2005, 04:28 PM
or taking a shat in the parking lot....
Better yet, taking a shat from a moving car.

RacerX
7/29/2005, 04:41 PM
This relationship has a shelf life < 3 years.

colleyvillesooner
7/29/2005, 04:43 PM
This relationship has a shelf life < 3 years.

More like 3 more "incidents"

Howzit
7/29/2005, 04:46 PM
If by "incidents" you mean "dates" I agree.

SoonerWood
7/29/2005, 04:49 PM
And if by 'dates' you mean 'nights', you sir, are correct.

Stanley1
7/29/2005, 04:53 PM
And if by 'dates' you mean 'nights', you sir, are correct.

And if by "nights" you mean "pee spots", then I agree.

SoonerWood
7/29/2005, 04:56 PM
Well if she lasts through 3 pee stains, then shes a keeper.

TexasLidig8r
7/29/2005, 04:57 PM
And how that picture has not had the holy beezeesus farked out of it by now.. I'll never know! wow. this place has slowed down.

colleyvillesooner
7/29/2005, 04:58 PM
No fark necessary :D

DCSooner
7/29/2005, 04:58 PM
And if by "nights" you mean "pee spots", then I agree.

And if by "pee spots" you mean "WTF DID OUANDY JUST TYPE UP THERE???" then I agree.

Beef
7/29/2005, 04:58 PM
And how that picture has not had the holy beezeesus farked out of it by now.. I'll never know! wow. this place has slowed down.
I thought we've already addressed how much trouble 1stTime had farking her to begin with.

Mjcpr
7/29/2005, 04:59 PM
I thought we've already addressed how much trouble 1stTime had farking her to begin with.
I missed this thread, I think.

OUAndy1807
7/29/2005, 04:59 PM
And if by "pee spots" you mean "WTF DID OUANDY JUST TYPE UP THERE???" then I agree.
thank god that somebody read it.

DCSooner
7/29/2005, 05:01 PM
thank god that somebody read it.
Your girl shatting on your chest is so hot right now.

Soonrboy
7/29/2005, 05:42 PM
next time, instead of a bottle of wine, tie a ribbon around this:

http://lnt.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pLNT-1061429_group_dt.jpg

Beef
7/29/2005, 05:50 PM
thank god that somebody read it.
I read it, I was just trying to forget I read it. :O

VeeJay
7/29/2005, 05:54 PM
What's the record for spek given from a single thread?

I'm laughing my arse off.

Penguin
7/29/2005, 05:56 PM
I'm pretty sure I've read 20 different versions of this story on the Modern Drunkard Magazine forums.

Harry Beanbag
7/29/2005, 06:41 PM
Your girl shatting on your chest is so hot right now.

The Cleveland Steamer thread has already been locked.

TopDaugIn2000
7/29/2005, 06:42 PM
The Cleveland Steamer thread has already been locked.

Thank God

jk the sooner fan
7/29/2005, 07:16 PM
the only way a chick can find this act acceptable, is if she has the same drinking problem you do

OU Adonis
7/29/2005, 10:04 PM
the only way a chick can find this act acceptable, is if she has the same drinking problem you do
I don't think he has a drinking problem. Obviously he doesn't have a problem drinking, its pissing thats the issue.

:D

olevetonahill
7/29/2005, 10:20 PM
I'm pretty sure I've read 20 different versions of this story on the Modern Drunkard Magazine forums.
Dude it dont matter its funny as hell :)
Now as to who said its better to be pissed off than pissed on WTF ? the only time i get pissed off is when some one pisses on me :mad: (and no I aint carpet :D )
Now. I need to get home earlier so I can catch these threads sooner

OUinFLA
7/29/2005, 10:25 PM
..... All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet. I wake up and she has a bottle of 'pet stain remover' and paper towells.


I'm thinkin you can salvage this relationship.
Try something along these lines.
"Listen Ms. Great Chest, I know you might think I was being crude, but I am a man who knows what I like and knows what I want. Right now in my life, you fill both those slots, and may do so for some time to come. With that in mind, I wanted to discourage any other guys from makin a move on ya..
I guess what I'm trying to say, is ........I was just marking my territory."

VeeJay
7/29/2005, 10:32 PM
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d908b3127cce9368082deb2100000016108AYt2zlw5ZOQ

You looked well on your way to filling up your bladder.

olevetonahill
7/29/2005, 10:37 PM
I'm thinkin you can salvage this relationship.
Try something along these lines.
"Listen Ms. Great Chest, I know you might think I was being crude, but I am a man who knows what I like and knows what I want. Right now in my life, you fill both those slots, and may do so for some time to come. With that in mind, I wanted to discourage any other guys from makin a move on ya..
I guess what I'm trying to say, is ........I was just marking my territory."
:D :D :D :D
Your an animal :cool:

Melo
7/29/2005, 10:40 PM
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d908b3127cce9368082deb2100000016108AYt2zlw5ZOQ

Her boobs bother me.

jk the sooner fan
7/29/2005, 10:44 PM
they bother me too but probably in a different way than they do you

Melo
7/29/2005, 10:45 PM
They go from like... red, to brown, and all surrounded by pale. :O

jk the sooner fan
7/29/2005, 10:46 PM
oh i didnt notice the colors.....

Frozen Sooner
7/29/2005, 10:50 PM
Get

Help.

Melo
7/29/2005, 10:51 PM
Of course. Brain recognition doesnt go past registering them as big ta-ta's, I suppose.

jk the sooner fan
7/29/2005, 10:53 PM
Get

Help.

spek....

KC//CRIMSON
7/29/2005, 11:12 PM
i bet it went something just like this.........

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10242

OUAndy1807
7/30/2005, 07:44 AM
1tc- I gotta know, what are the spec's on those funbags?

apedrape
7/30/2005, 08:04 AM
I drank so much once when i was in Freilassing, Bavaria my buddies told me I walked over and pissed out of the hotel window in the middle of the night. I was wondering how I had gotten radiator burns on my thighs. :)

OU Adonis
7/30/2005, 08:07 AM
Of course. Brain recognition doesnt go past registering them as big ta-ta's, I suppose.You mean there is more to it than that? :confused:

Actually I am more of an azz man. I dunno why I said that.

jk the sooner fan
7/30/2005, 08:08 AM
i've been around when soldiers would get up in the middle of the nite in an open bay barracks and **** in the boots/shoes of some other soldier.......footwear is "stored" directly under your bunk in a neat and orderly fashion

that always makes for fun

8timechamps
7/30/2005, 05:54 PM
Holeee funbags 1TC....you weren't kidding at lunch were you?!

I'm jumpin' on the 1TC train next weekend...where we goin'?

Harry Beanbag
7/30/2005, 05:56 PM
Holeee funbags 1TC....you weren't kidding at lunch were you?!

I'm jumpin' on the 1TC train next weekend...where we goin'?

Better wear a raincoat. :)

1stTimeCaller
8/1/2005, 01:12 PM
UPDATE!!!

Guys, she's a keeper. We are going out tomorrow night. If she'll put up with that I wonder what else she will put up with.

jk the sooner fan
8/1/2005, 01:13 PM
like i said.......and no offense, but a girl who doesnt blink an eye while cleaning up your **** on the floor....well, i'm just saying you have a common habit

SoonerWood
8/1/2005, 01:18 PM
UPDATE!!!

Guys, she's a keeper. We are going out tomorrow night. If she'll put up with that I wonder what else she will put up with.
cool - what are you gonna try next?

1stTimeCaller
8/1/2005, 01:18 PM
like i said.......and no offense, but a girl who doesnt blink an eye while cleaning up your **** on the floor....well, i'm just saying you have a common habit

I don't understand. Are you saying that a lot of you guys on the board pee in your sleep also?

jk the sooner fan
8/1/2005, 01:21 PM
I don't understand. Are you saying that a lot of you guys on the board pee in your sleep also?

ummmmmm yeah, thats exactly what i was saying

she's a cute girl, good luck to the both of you

OU Adonis
8/1/2005, 01:25 PM
Man, 1TC has girls who clean up his **** and all I can find are crazy ones.

Oldnslo
8/1/2005, 01:26 PM
This is the part where bugs bunny sticks his fingers in his ears.

1stTimeCaller
8/1/2005, 01:26 PM
ummmmmm yeah, thats exactly what i was saying

she's a cute girl, good luck to the both of you

I'm serious. You're gonna have to spell it out for me.

Or are you saying that it's common for her to pee in her floor or common for her to clean up other dudes' pee in her floor. I'm cornfused.

BeetDigger
8/1/2005, 01:27 PM
Guys, she's a keeper. We are going out tomorrow night. If she'll put up with that I wonder what else she will put up with.

I don't know, but I bet whatever it is there is a web site or two out there dedicated to it.

1stTimeCaller
8/1/2005, 01:29 PM
Oh, she was not happy in the least. Actually she was extremely mad. But, I'm smooth like an Oklahoma highway.

I've peed in inappropriate places sober when sleeping somewhere new before also. The being really drunk just didn't help.

Rhino
8/1/2005, 01:38 PM
Kid Rock? Do you really think I listen to that ****? Well, you do listen to Toby Keith...

Howzit
8/1/2005, 01:53 PM
I've peed in inappropriate places sober when sleeping somewhere new before also. The being really drunk just didn't help.Well, we were all wrong about you. It's not a drinking problem at all. You just have a peeing problem.

TUSooner
8/1/2005, 02:01 PM
Man, 1TC has girls who clean up his **** and all I can find are crazy ones.
It's not crazy to clean up after some ______ who pisses on your carpet, and then to keep going out with him?!? :eek:

1stTimeCaller
8/1/2005, 02:03 PM
You could really take out the 'drinking' or 'peeing' and leave it at I have problems. But they make for some damn fine stories.

Should I go see someone about my sleep-walking? I've woke up in the yard before and all sorts of weird places.

1stTimeCaller
8/1/2005, 02:04 PM
It's not crazy to clean up after some ______ who pisses on your carpet, and then to keep going out with him?!? :eek:

You or the wife ever cleaned up vomit that wasn't yours?

I'm telling ya man, she digs my garden.

Red October
8/1/2005, 02:05 PM
There is a lady who I work with who has a soon to be ex-husband who comes home about twice a month, totally twisted on booze and who knows what else, and pisses in the dishwasher... the sink... the closet... for a while it was funny, but it became just gross after a few months.. I started lauging when once he pissed on the DVD player and almost electrocuted himself...

TUSooner
8/1/2005, 02:06 PM
Now I am looking at this thread as a "cry for help."

1stTimeCaller
8/1/2005, 02:17 PM
Now I am looking at this thread as a "cry for help."

If by cry for help you mean 'I'm a dumbass and I think the fine folks over at SF.com will get a laugh or 200 out of this' then yes, I agree witcha. And it was a nice segue to post a pic of her.

Howzit
8/1/2005, 02:19 PM
Dude, you don't need no stinkin' segue to post more pics of her. In fact, crop yourself out. Save us the trouble.

;)

DCSooner
8/1/2005, 02:21 PM
Dude, you don't need no stinkin' segue to post more pics of her. In fact, crop yourself out. Save us the trouble.

;)
Ya, I had to put tape over 1tc so I didn't have to look at him while abusing myself.

colleyvillesooner
8/1/2005, 02:24 PM
Ya, I had to put tape over 1tc so I didn't have to look at him while abusing myself.

eww...

OU Adonis
8/1/2005, 02:27 PM
Roughing up the "Suspect" eh?

DCSooner
8/1/2005, 02:27 PM
eww...
Ya, you should see the look on my co-workers' faces.

1stTimeCaller
8/1/2005, 02:28 PM
eww...

I know, CVS doesn't have to put tape over my face.

Howzit
8/1/2005, 02:30 PM
Hell, CVS put tape over HER face.

DCSooner
8/1/2005, 02:32 PM
Hell, CVS put tape over HER face.
Heh!!!

BOK.

(boogy on keyboard)

C&CDean
8/1/2005, 02:34 PM
If by cry for help you mean 'I'm a dumbass and I think the fine folks over at SF.com will get a laugh or 200 out of this' then yes, I agree witcha. And it was a nice segue to post a pic of her.

I'll cut to the chase. What they mean is she is obviously as much of a drunken mistake as you are.

Am I right guys?

Howzit
8/1/2005, 02:36 PM
Uh...no...I meant feel free to post more pics of her...

...and of 1TC for CVS.

colleyvillesooner
8/1/2005, 02:36 PM
Hell, CVS put tape over HER face.

So. What do I need her face for?

Howzit
8/1/2005, 02:37 PM
heh.

DCSooner
8/1/2005, 02:37 PM
Avatar anyone?
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7481/1st8ed.jpg

colleyvillesooner
8/1/2005, 02:37 PM
see?

Howzit
8/1/2005, 02:38 PM
Ever see a trainwreck three days in the making?

DCSooner
8/1/2005, 02:40 PM
Ever see a trainwreck three days in the making?
Ya, I watch this show on PAX. It comes on after Matlock. Dude gets the paper before and accident happens, and he saves the day.

Howzit
8/1/2005, 02:41 PM
Ah, if it's on AFTER matlock I could never stay up to watch.

DCSooner
8/1/2005, 02:42 PM
Ah, if it's on AFTER matlock I could never stay up to watch.
So THATS why you went home. I thought it was all the gas.

Howzit
8/1/2005, 02:45 PM
So THATS why you went home. I thought it was all the gas.
First rule of the poker game....

Stanley1
8/1/2005, 02:46 PM
First rule of the poker game....

Know when to holdem?

Howzit
8/1/2005, 02:47 PM
Know when to foldem...

Stanley1
8/1/2005, 02:48 PM
Know when to walk away.....

colleyvillesooner
8/1/2005, 02:48 PM
First rule of the poker game....

If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

8timechamps
8/1/2005, 03:16 PM
There is no fight club!

OU4LIFE
8/2/2005, 10:08 AM
Kid Rock? Do you really think I listen to that ****?

i saw it in your CD player at the tailgate, along with JaRule, 50cent and Nelly. yo.

you's a playa, dog.

Mjcpr
8/2/2005, 10:13 AM
i saw it in your CD player at the tailgate, along with JaRule, 50cent and Nelly. yo.

you's a playa, dog.
Ain't nothin' wrong with Nelly, Hairy.

OU4LIFE
8/2/2005, 10:19 AM
Ain't nothin' wrong with Nelly, Hairy.

i'll just have to take your word for it, Pat.


oh, and FREAK.

The Kid
8/2/2005, 06:05 PM
I've given a ride to that dude before after a night of drinking in Norman and he soiled my car. I think he has a problem.

tulsaoilerfan
8/2/2005, 06:14 PM
Very interesting thread.

MamaMia
8/2/2005, 06:23 PM
This thread is so hilarious. My side is splitting! I cant believe I almost missed this. :D

Sooner_Bob
1/5/2006, 07:51 PM
Speaking of stacked . . .

VeeJay
1/5/2006, 08:49 PM
What are the other 198455 reasons you're a dumbass? If they're as good as this 'un, this thread may be a long one.

Scott D
5/12/2006, 09:21 PM
I'm still waiting for this chick's number.

dolemitesooner
5/13/2006, 05:26 PM
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d908b3127cce9368082deb2100000016108AYt2zlw5ZOQ
I'd hit it hard

Scott D
5/13/2006, 05:29 PM
wait in line junior, I got dibs...on the chick.

birddog
5/13/2006, 05:38 PM
are you talking about the denver bluebird theater?

SoonerInFla
5/13/2006, 06:42 PM
A guy I grew up with had this ****ing problem when he was drunk. One night he woke up and ****ed in the fireplace. Some time later, he went in and ****ed on his Mom while she was asleep. Next day his Dad says " Mark, don't you think you owe your Mom an apology?" I hate to think how many of my teeth Dad would have knocked down my throat if I got drunk and ****ed on Mom.

1stTimeCaller
12/12/2006, 10:49 PM
are you talking about the denver bluebird theater?

Yes. It's an awesome venue to see a show. Hopefully your evening there will end better than mine did.

Mongo
12/12/2006, 10:52 PM
Pure greatness!!

dolemitesooner
12/13/2006, 12:38 AM
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d908b3127cce9368082deb2100000016108AYt2zlw5ZOQ
I'd hit it hard
Man I would bang that so hard..Man those things are nice