View Full Version : I know you all don't care, but.....
Stanley1
7/12/2005, 11:34 PM
I think I strained my left groin playing softball tonight.
It hurts really bad. :O
oumartin
7/12/2005, 11:36 PM
you will only recieve sympathy if you made the play!
critical_phil
7/12/2005, 11:38 PM
seriously dude, pull your shorts down and splash a healthy amount of horse liniment throughout the pelvic region.....
GUARANTEED to make you forget about a strained groin............
Stanley1
7/12/2005, 11:38 PM
you will only recieve sympathy if you made the play!
I legged out the double, does that count?
Stanley1
7/12/2005, 11:39 PM
seriously dude, pull your shorts down and splash a healthy amount of horse liniment throughout the pelvic region.....
Not sure what that stuff is, but uh.....I think I'm going to pass.
oumartin
7/12/2005, 11:39 PM
seriously dude, pull your shorts down and splash a healthy amount of horse semen throughout the pelvic region.....critical_phil
fixed
oumartin
7/12/2005, 11:42 PM
by legging out you mean it was a one hopper over the fence for a ground rule double and you pulled such muscle by show boating and sliding into second. ;)
critical_phil
7/12/2005, 11:44 PM
Not sure what that stuff is, but uh.....I think I'm going to pass.
it's kinda like..............well here's a GIS result:
http://www.readersdoglist.com/dc28.jpg
Stanley1
7/12/2005, 11:46 PM
by legging out you mean it was a one hopper over the fence for a ground rule double and you pulled such muscle by show boating and sliding into second. ;)
LOL.....wasn't quite that bad, but yea, I turned the "jets" on for like, one second, and that was one second too long. The bad thing? I did it in the 1st or 2nd inning. Had to play the rest of the game like that.
oumartin
7/12/2005, 11:48 PM
but you play catcher! you don't have to move.
I know your pain. I played softball a couple years back after a 5 year layoff and I though stretching was for wussies... It took me half the season to get where I could walk normal again.
Stanley1
7/12/2005, 11:51 PM
but you play catcher! you don't have to move.
I know your pain. I played softball a couple years back after a 5 year layoff and I though stretching was for wussies... It took me half the season to get where I could walk normal again.
Yea, I've got a bad habit of not stretching b/c I think I'm still 18.
And, I played Leftcenter tonight, or rover, whatever. I did alot more running than I had hoped to do.
"I know you all don't care, but..... "
No "But...", You're right.
Stanley1
7/13/2005, 12:05 AM
"I know you all don't care, but..... "
No "But...", You're right.
Enough from you Slappy.
BTW people, we are talking about my groin in another thread. Feel free to join in the discussion.
I was only trying to help by posting in your groin thread.
Stanley1
7/13/2005, 12:08 AM
I was only trying to help by posting in your groin thread.
How about a positive post from time to time? You know, build me up before you beat me down again?
oumartin
7/13/2005, 12:14 AM
Well Stanley, I think alot of people are on here this late beating you down cuz they know if they go to bed they won't be gettin' any so they just stay up and harass.
Its a tension reliever.
SoonerBorn68
7/13/2005, 12:25 AM
Stanley, I played softball for about 15 years. I knew it was time to stop when it took 3 days for the swelling to down in my knees. I pitched so all that knee bending got me.
Any ducks on the pond on the two bagger?...and did you score that inning? Makes all the difference in the world if it was worth it or not...;)
Hey, I was 35 goin' on 22 when I stopped.
oumartin
7/13/2005, 12:28 AM
I was 35 goin' on 22 when I stopped
damn your old! ;)
GottaHavePride
7/13/2005, 12:54 AM
How about a positive post from time to time? You know, build me up before you beat me down again?
Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (let me down)and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart
TUSooner
7/13/2005, 06:38 AM
"I know you don't care..."
Actually, only 80% don't care; the other 20% are glad.
I jest. Them things hurt; get better.
crawfish
7/13/2005, 07:26 AM
Howzit cares. He wants to massage it for you.
OU4LIFE
7/13/2005, 07:28 AM
if by "massage" you mean....
oh nevermind.
OUthunder
7/13/2005, 07:44 AM
I think I strained my left groin playing softball tonight.
It hurts really bad. :O
So much for Minnesota dreamin eh?
Stanley1
7/13/2005, 10:55 AM
UPDATE:
It still hurts this morning. Good thing I don't play softball again until next week. I'll give you guys another update this evening.
OUthunder
7/13/2005, 10:57 AM
UPDATE:
It still hurts this morning. Good thing I don't play softball again until next week. I'll give you guys another update this evening.
Always leave the option for phone sex open.
Howzit
7/13/2005, 10:59 AM
Howzit cares. He wants to massage it for you.
You are so in the Rhino dog house, little mister.
Stanley1
7/13/2005, 11:01 AM
You are so in the Rhino dog house, little mister.
That mean you don't want to massage it?
Howzit
7/13/2005, 11:12 AM
You had it right in the title. humpazoid.
Scott D
7/13/2005, 11:14 AM
I checked again....and I still don't care....wear compression shorts ya sissy.
Stanley1
7/13/2005, 11:14 AM
Thanks for the concern fella's. As a well known poster likes to say, "Eat dirt."
Scott D
7/13/2005, 11:16 AM
hey, at least I offered a helpful suggestion Beavis.
Howzit
7/13/2005, 11:17 AM
Thanks for the concern fella's. As a well known poster likes to say, "Eat dirt."
Now if your mom gets a high leg strain, I'm all ears.
OU4LIFE
7/13/2005, 11:19 AM
Now if your mom gets a high leg strain, I'm all ears.
she's more flexible than I would have guessed.
Howzit
7/13/2005, 11:22 AM
Oh yeah.
C&CDean
7/13/2005, 11:27 AM
I quit playing softball when I turned 40. No matter how many times I told myself "you're not sliding or diving after a ball this year" it just came natural. Waking up stuck to the sheets (in the bad way), and having to get in the shower to remove your pants that are stuck to your leg about 40 times was enough. Pulled hammies suck squid too. In my last year of playing I got talked into playing co-ed. First game I hit a line shot at the shortstop (a chick) which hit her dead between the tittays. She dropped like she'd been shot. Eyes rolled back in her head, etc. We ended up carrying her off the field. I quit playing co-ed.
On a sidenote, when I was about 30, I hit 56 dingers in a season. Our season was 40 games. I went 4-4 with 4 homers in 2 different games. Homey could pound that softball.
OU4LIFE
7/13/2005, 11:47 AM
I quit playing when I started playing golf.
**** will eff up your golf swing.
I quit playing softball when I turned 40. No matter how many times I told myself "you're not sliding or diving after a ball this year" it just came natural. Waking up stuck to the sheets (in the bad way), and having to get in the shower to remove your pants that are stuck to your leg about 40 times was enough. Pulled hammies suck squid too. In my last year of playing I got talked into playing co-ed. First game I hit a line shot at the shortstop (a chick) which hit her dead between the tittays. She dropped like she'd been shot. Eyes rolled back in her head, etc. We ended up carrying her off the field. I quit playing co-ed.
On a sidenote, when I was about 30, I hit 56 dingers in a season. Our season was 40 games. I went 4-4 with 4 homers in 2 different games. Homey could pound that softball.
you kept softball stats? ;)
the leg strawberry is indeed a crappy injury. once the skin opens, the leg glaze appears. It's like fly paper, everything sticks, bugs, grass, dirt.
up here in Tittay, most of the tournaments don't allow homers. in fact, if you hit one by accident, you are out everytime you come up again for the rest of the game. It's genius too :rolleyes: , instead of guys trying to hit homeruns and popping out, they hit peerods right back at the pitcher instead so they don't accidentally go deep.
Stanley1
7/13/2005, 01:36 PM
Yeah, I dove for one last week. Still have a nice little strawberry from that one. And you are right Dean, it doesn't matter what you "want" to do, instincts take over and you find yourself diving/sliding all over the place.
dolemitesooner
7/13/2005, 01:37 PM
I think I strained my left groin playing softball tonight.
It hurts really bad. :O
Wanna play some basketball?
Stanley1
7/13/2005, 01:43 PM
Wanna play some basketball?
Can't today, gotta be in Tulsa in about 4.5 hours, and I still haven't packed. I've got plenty of vacation time saved though, so either you can come down here, or I'll take a Friday off and go that way.
Stanley1
7/13/2005, 01:44 PM
Oh, and that groin thing I got going on probably wouldn't do too well in a game of hoops.
dolemitesooner
7/13/2005, 01:46 PM
Oh, and that groin thing I got going on probably wouldn't do too well in a game of hoops.
:mad:
Stanley1
7/13/2005, 01:47 PM
:mad:
Sorry. Howzit won't massage it, so it isn't gettin' any better.
dolemitesooner
7/13/2005, 01:53 PM
Sorry. Howzit won't massage it, so it isn't gettin' any better.
i know some 14 year olds
Stanley1
7/13/2005, 01:59 PM
i know some 14 year olds
I'll remember your "smack talk" when we play some ball. I was going to let you score once, but now, not a chance. :mad:
colleyvillesooner
7/13/2005, 02:04 PM
You guys have to play that game down here. I'm gonna video tape it and sell copies at the tailgates...
Stanley1
7/13/2005, 02:09 PM
You guys have to play that game down here. I'm gonna video tape it and sell copies at the tailgates...
It'll end up being a highlight video of me. Included? A multitude of drives, post moves, and jumpers.....all in the face of :dolemite: .
Stanley1
7/24/2005, 11:15 PM
Update:
Feels much better. I have a game tomorrow. Hopefully, alot of stretching will keep the injury from recurring.
SoonerBorn68
7/24/2005, 11:22 PM
My groin pull was much less dramatic...Damned 3" gravel here on location--more like small boulders than rocks. :(
colleyvillesooner
7/25/2005, 08:23 AM
Update:
Feels much better. I have a game tomorrow. Hopefully, alot of stretching will keep the injury from recurring.
Update: Still don't care. :D
Stanley1
7/25/2005, 08:49 AM
Update: Still don't care. :D
Thats a big 10-4 buddy.
colleyvillesooner
7/25/2005, 08:52 AM
Thats a big 10-4 buddy.
You forgot to say over, over.
Stanley1
7/25/2005, 08:53 AM
You forgot to say over, over.
Over and out.
Stanley1
2/14/2006, 11:20 AM
Update:
I think I re-aggravated it again this weekend. It hurts, 10x as bad as it did the first time around. Not a good start to the 28th year of my life. :(
Howzit
2/14/2006, 11:22 AM
Damn that Chick...
Stanley1
2/14/2006, 11:23 AM
Damn that Chick...
Not to give TMI, but uh.....that is exactly what it is from. :O
Damn that Chick...
:chicken:
crawfish
2/14/2006, 11:24 AM
Damn that Chick...
You should always stretch first.
Not to give TMI, but uh.....that is exactly what it is from. :O
you two played softball?
you two played softball?
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Scott D
2/14/2006, 11:46 AM
guess this puts a wrench into Stanley's dream to be A Contendah.
ChickSoonerFan
2/14/2006, 11:46 AM
Not to give TMI, but uh.....that is exactly what it is from. :O
:O
Friday night or Saturday night? I am guessing Saturday night ;)
What??? You hardly know each other!
IB4OU2
2/14/2006, 11:52 AM
Did you repair or replace the ceiling fan?
colleyvillesooner
2/14/2006, 11:55 AM
Way to much TMI! I think we all know how the last board relationship ended ;)
:O
Friday night or Saturday night? I am guessing Saturday night ;)
You really jarred something loose, tiger!
KC//CRIMSON
2/14/2006, 12:21 PM
Way to much TMI! I think we all know how the last board relationship ended ;)
we do?
colleyvillesooner
2/14/2006, 12:26 PM
we do?
Not really ended, just self baned. ;)
I'm sure they are doing great.
Not really ended, just self baned. ;)
I'm sure they are doing great.
JohnnyMack and :dean: ?
Stanley1
2/14/2006, 12:30 PM
Not really ended, just self baned. ;)
I'm sure they are doing great.
If by great, you mean not so much, I agree.
colleyvillesooner
2/14/2006, 12:37 PM
If by great, you mean not so much, I agree.
Oh. I just guessed and I guess I was wrong.
Stanley1
2/14/2006, 12:42 PM
Oh. I just guessed and I guess I was wrong.
Oh, I don't know either, just an educated guess.
KC//CRIMSON
2/14/2006, 12:43 PM
What??? You hardly know each other!
That never stopped Demi and Ashton.
Hey-O!
ChickSoonerFan
2/14/2006, 12:47 PM
That never stopped Demi and Ashton.
Hey-O!
Funny....
You're right...it didn't
She is my role model...I can relate to her.
;)
Scott D
2/14/2006, 12:51 PM
that mean we can expect you to make a bad movie with Burt Reynolds? or a bad movie with Patrick swayze and another bad movie with Michael Douglas? ;)
ChickSoonerFan
2/14/2006, 01:01 PM
that mean we can expect you to make a bad movie with Burt Reynolds? or a bad movie with Patrick swayze and another bad movie with Michael Douglas? ;)
Nope..not her choices in her (so called) professional life I would model
However, her choices in men (boys) cannot be topped
:D
Oh, I don't know either, just an educated guess.
Liar.
Spill it.
JohnnyMack
2/14/2006, 01:16 PM
JohnnyMack and :dean: ?
That mother****er still hasn't sent me my valentine's flowers. :mad:
Scott D
2/14/2006, 01:18 PM
Nope..not her choices in her (so called) professional life I would model
However, her choices in men (boys) cannot be topped
:D
so you dumped a more financially successful Lid for Stanley? :D
Scott D
2/14/2006, 01:19 PM
That mother****er still hasn't sent me my valentine's flowers. :mad:
:dean: - Pick your own damn muh****in' flowers, then make me some dinner! :dean:
Stanley1
2/14/2006, 01:22 PM
Liar.
Spill it.
Geez.....me no like the Hardy Boys kick you've been on the last few days. :D
Geez.....me no like the Hardy Boys kick you've been on the last few days. :D
Oh, it's not just the last few days, mister.
I think it has something to do with quitting smoking. ;)
JohnnyMack
2/14/2006, 01:35 PM
I think it has something to do with quitting smoking. ;)
How's that working out for ya?
http://www.csu.edu.au/faculty/health/cmhealth/Podiatry/Encyclopedia/E_3/POD%20302%20HOW%20SMOKING%20AFFECTS%20YOUR%20FEET_ files/image002.jpg
How's that working out for ya?
http://www.csu.edu.au/faculty/health/cmhealth/Podiatry/Encyclopedia/E_3/POD%20302%20HOW%20SMOKING%20AFFECTS%20YOUR%20FEET_ files/image002.jpg
mmmmmmm smoked lung
How's that working out for ya?
Fine so far.
mdklatt
2/14/2006, 01:51 PM
I think I strained my left groin playing softball tonight.
Did this earn you respect on the field?
colleyvillesooner
2/14/2006, 02:24 PM
Did you lead the league in bunting? ;)
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