LOOK AT ME!

[GottaHavePride]

My name is GHP and I live in Norman, Oklahoma. I am tall and have dark hair and glasses. I like to play music and dance around with flowers in my hair. It makes me feel pretty. I am a nimrod.

[GottaHavePride]

I look kinda funny, but that's okay because I am unique and special and that is good.

[SoonerBorn68]

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/lumber2.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

I have a sister. She is very nice. She's the most wonderful sister in the world. That's why I am going to give her lots of money and she will be my best friend forever.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

nice to know GHP's password isn't safe !!!!!!!!1111

[IR4OU]

hmmm.................. Aight!

I'm going home.

[silverwheels]

Looks like GHP forgot to log out of SF.com while gonzo was there. :D


Or she stole his password like SBSB said. Either way this is funny.

[SoonerBorn68]

They're be hell, I say hell, to pay for this one. :D

[Harry Beanbag]

5 stars.

[GottaHavePride]

I like flowers. Do you like flowers?

http://www.americanmeadows.com/images/products/Daisy-large2.JPG

I like daisies because they look happy

[silverwheels]

So how is gonzo, GHP? You getting ready for the storms that are about to come through?

[GottaHavePride]

oh, gonzo is doing wonderfully. She is such a nice person. I hope the storms don't come through Norman. I do not like storms. They make big noises that scare me. I have to go hide under my bed until the scary sounds go away.

[GottaHavePride]

but I like the rain because the rain makes the flowers grow, and I like flowers.

sometimes I like to go talk to the flowers and sing to them. They are my friends. Here is a picture I drew of me and my happy flower friends.

http://img10.echo.cx/img10/3952/ghp8zx.png

[Scott D]

HAHAHAHA

[DCSooner]

Heh

[Soonerbabeinbama]

what the heck are you smoking?

[GottaHavePride]

do you know what else I like? Balloon animals!

look, here is a bear:

http://balloonguy.com/teddy.JPG

[silverwheels]

Laughing My *** Off!!!

[colleyvillesooner]

heh

[Scott D]

but I like the rain because the rain makes the flowers grow, and I like flowers.

sometimes I like to go talk to the flowers and sing to them. They are my friends. Here is a picture I drew of me and my happy flower friends.

http://img10.echo.cx/img10/3952/ghp8zx.png

I'm waiting for this to be resized and turned into his avatar.

[GottaHavePride]

Laughing My *** Off!!! be careful! that's not a good idea--you might NEED it!! :eek:

[silverwheels]

be careful! that's not a good idea--you might NEED it!! :eek:
Not 'til tomorrow. ;)

[GottaHavePride]

the storm is getting badder--i hope all my little woodland frineds are safe!!

http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/raccoon.jpg

[GrapevineSooner]

At first, I thought GHP really was trying to nab himself a boyfriend in Hawaii.

Now I'm not so sure.

[Widescreen]

GHP's sensitive side is showing. It's not your best side.

By the way, your sister rawks. She taught me never to say "Get a deck and deal with it" again by negspeking me. I learn mainly by negative reinforcement so that was good.

[proud gonzo]

oh, gonzo is doing wonderfully. She is such a nice person. I hope the storms don't come through Norman. I do not like storms. They make big noises that scare me. I have to go hide under my bed until the scary sounds go away.

aw man, maybe I should have loaned GHP a night-light or something. Or a teddybear.

[Widescreen]

GHP's sensitive side is showing. It's not your best side.

By the way, your sister rawks. She taught me never to say "Get a deck and deal with it" again by negspeking me. I learn mainly by negative reinforcement so that was good.

And now she has reinforced it further. I'm not certain if I'm capable of even using those words in the same sentence anymore. PG is like the Dr. Phil of the South Oval. Only younger, thinner and much less male.

[BajaOklahoma]

And GHP is going to be so mad at her when he reads this.

PG, did your friends end up staying with you?
And what time is breakfast?

[proud gonzo]

Widescreen: you're lucky I can't neg you again for quoting it ;)

Baja: Yes, my friends are here. They will NOT be waking me up when they leave in the morning. And breakfast is whenever the heck I feel like getting up and making it :D

[BajaOklahoma]

I thought you would go for the gross doughnuts that you didn't get yesterday.

When do you leave for Hawaii?

[proud gonzo]

GHP bought Krispy Kremes earlier--i like them better for dessert than breakfast though, actually.

I leave for Hawaii July 21st--i can't wait :D

[BajaOklahoma]

Sunscreen, lots of sunscreen. Your skin doesn't need to be crimson, just your clothes. :)
You are going to have so much fun!

And Dunkin Doughnuts are so much better than KK. Ask any policeman. ;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

GHP bought Krispy Kremes earlier--i like them better for dessert than breakfast though, actually.

I leave for Hawaii July 21st--i can't wait :DOh my vacation begins July 21 too. I am going to someplace less tropic, but where the scenery is just as beautiful. Maybe I can get IronSooner to wear a Speedo.

[Beef]

What's a vacation?

[crawfish]

Well, I HOPE somebody learned their lesson here.

What that lesson is, I have no idea...

[OUDoc]

Well, I HOPE somebody learned their lesson here.

What that lesson is, I have no idea...
Sisters are evil? ;)

[proud gonzo]

I dunno, GHP said his sister is wonderful so that CAN'T be it...


Sunscreen, lots of sunscreen. Your skin doesn't need to be crimson, just your clothes. :)
You are going to have so much fun!

And Dunkin Doughnuts are so much better than KK. Ask any policeman. ;)

hehehe, I've planned on the sunscreen part. I'm pretty careful about that anyway because I'm pretty pale (being irish/german/polish does that to you)

I dunno that we have a Dunkin doughnuts around here...

[Stanley1]

I dunno that we have a Dunkin doughnuts around here...

Winchels?

[crawfish]

Isn't DD called "Donut King" in Norman now? Same donuts without the franchise name.

My kids love that place. I'm sure my dad'll be there tomorrow morning since I'm bringing the kids there...

[LoyalFan]

My name is GHP and I live in Norman, Oklahoma....I am a nimrod.

Do a search for "Nimrod", it ain't all bad.
I am a member of the Nimrod Rifle Club, had a cat (now deceased) named "Nimrod" ('cause I found him as a starving kitten on a cold day, circa Dec. '89, at the NRC). I think you might be confusing "Nimrod" with "Numbrod"...and THAT is a sad condition.
LF

[proud gonzo]

nim·rod
n.

1. also Nimrod A hunter.
2. Informal. A person regarded as silly, foolish, or stupid.


[After Nimrod. Sense 2, probably from the phrase “poor little Nimrod,” used by the cartoon character Bugs Bunny to mock the hapless hunter Elmer Fudd.] courtesy of dictionary.com

[Widescreen]

Genesis 10:8-12


Cush begot Nimrod; he began to be a mighty one on the earth.

He was a mighty hunter before the Lord; therefore it is said, "Like Nimrod the mighty hunter before the Lord."

And the beginning of his kingdom was Babel, Erech, Accad, and Calneh, in the land of Shinar.

From that land he went to Assyria and built Nineveh, Rehoboth Ir, Calah,

and Resen between Nineveh and Calah (that is the principal city).

[proud gonzo]

http://www.fascinationst.com/productImages/sku2211.jpg
"No! Don't cut! Let the cameras roll to record for prosperity while I give this two-bit Nimrod a severe dressing down."

[TopDawg]

PG, we need your help here (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41559&page=1&pp=20)

[proud gonzo]

i'm trying! I have to wait a while, i'm spekked out for this 24 hours. even MY spek won't make that big a dent on that negative almost a million :rolleyes: :D

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Nimrod is a popular name for Jewish boys.

[GottaHavePride]

Goodmorning starshine--The earth says Hello!! :D
http://www.frontrangeliving.com/garden/images/Lilacs.jpghttp://www.michelangeloflores.com/gallery1/images/puppy.jpghttp://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t038/T038905A.jpghttp://pics.hoobly.com/full/WGAGX4MR652B.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

LOOL ...ROFL

[BajaOklahoma]

GHP left his computer on again.
When will that boy learn?

[MamaMia]

~Gliddy Gloop Gloopy~ :P
GHP...Now would be a nice time to spek your sister.

[IR4OU]

My name is GHP and I live in Norman, Oklahoma. I am tall and have dark hair and glasses. I like to play music and dance around with flowers in my hair. It makes me feel pretty. I am a nimrod.


Everything was goin' fine untill you brought up the flowers! ya flower sportin’ sissy!

[GottaHavePride]

Actually, we're in Kansas and have to share one computer. And apparently despite my unchecking the "remember me" box when I logged in the browser remembered my info.

Back in Norman tomorrow.

[BajaOklahoma]

You ought to know by now that she is sneaky. Funny, but sneaky.

[GottaHavePride]

I'm in Oregon for a trombone audition right now. Here's my interpretation of the trip:

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7007/ghptrombone2go.jpg

[Jimminy Crimson]

Your hair grew, and stuff.

[proud gonzo]

I think GHP's drawring skills have improved

[Jimminy Crimson]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/LongJohn81/ghptrombone2go.jpg

:D

[Melo]

:D

This thread is awesome.

[silverwheels]

HAHAHAHA!


owned.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Your hair grew, and stuff.so did his box.

[bri]

His box?

So, that "going to an audition in Oregon" thing was just a cover for him to fly to Thailand and have the operation?

[Jimminy Crimson]

His box?

So, that "going to an audition in Oregon" thing was just a cover for him to fly to Thailand and have the operation?

yep.

in oregon, don't parents tell their kids stories about the "birds and the bees", in addition to the "birds and the birds"? ;)

[Sooner_Bob]

I think GHP's drawring skills have improved


yep

[bri]

yep.

in oregon, don't parents tell their kids stories about the "birds and the bees", in addition to the "birds and the birds"? ;)


Wouldn't birds and birds be more natural, anyway? I'm just sayin'.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Wouldn't birds and birds be more natural, anyway? I'm just sayin'.

you know what i mean, foo

[crawfish]

It's times like this I'm kind of glad I never had a sister. :D

[GottaHavePride]

Last night I had a dream I won the job with the orchestra... I dreamed of being on stage in their concert hall! Here is what my dream looked like:

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/6287/ghpdance0ll.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

I'd give you a dollar.

[BajaOklahoma]

Lipstick?

[mdklatt]

Your hair grew, and stuff.

How can you tell with the black box in the way? :confused:

[skycat]

I'm weirded out by the fact that GHP is being depicted as just a little bit more buff with each successive drawing.

[mdklatt]

I'm weirded out by the fact that GHP is being depicted as just a little bit more buff with each successive drawing.

I'm weirded out wondering if she actually drew a weenis before covering it with the black box. :eek:

[proud gonzo]

Lipstick?
he must have borrowed it from Stan

[bri]

I'm disturbed by all this on so many levels, I can't really begin to pinpoint what weirds me out the most...:D

[proud gonzo]

I'm weirded out wondering if she actually drew a weenis before covering it with the black box. :eek:

EWWW :eek:

[pb4ou]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6456/ghpowlonhead5qh9zq5rf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[skycat]

I'm disturbed by all this on so many levels, I can't really begin to pinpoint what weirds me out the most...:D

I'm just glad to know that I'm not the only person weirded out about all this.:eddie:

[crawfish]

I'm just glad to know that I'm not the only person weirded out about all this.:eddie:

Heh.

No.

:D