Attention Innerweb Poker Enthusiasts

[bri]

SSA and I will be on UB tonight around 11-ish, and we thought it'd be cool to see if we can fill a table up with rowdy, drunken, smack-talking SO'ers. So, if you're not doing anything of any import around that time (and you know you won't), join us, won't you?

[Scott D]

I plan to be playing in a $5 + $.50 tournament at that time, but I'll probably pop the ole observer window up for you kids.

[OklahomaTrombone]

I'll try to be there.

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

I'm ready when you guys are.

[bri]

Play Chip 320k, people. Still some room for you lot...:D

[proud gonzo]

k, so is this a free place to play or is this one of those real money thangs?

[bri]

It's free. Just go to http://www.ultimatebet.com and sign up. Then go to the aforementioned table and enjoy the ***-kicking I hand you. ;)

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

Don't you mean the *** kicking I hand everyone. ;)

[OklahomaTrombone]

thar be no seats.

[bri]

Hey, don't blame me because you took your sweet time gettin' there. :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

I think they should throat punch the dude sittin there with no chips sittin out...

[Al Gore]

Someone refer me.....

[Al Gore]

I need a screen name and bonus code????

[bri]

Ignore the bonus code thing and just sign up! :P

We now have 70% Soonerfans at this table. Well, once GHP figures out how to sit down we will. :D

[scotplum]

SSA and I will be on UB tonight around 11-ish, and we thought it'd be cool to see if we can fill a table up with rowdy, drunken, smack-talking SO'ers. So, if you're not doing anything of any import around that time (and you know you won't), join us, won't you?


Right on, I'll be there.

[OklahomaTrombone]

******

[GottaHavePride]

I got pwn3d. Twice!

[bri]

Not to mention all the other times...:D

[Scott D]

I got pwn3d. Twice!

that's not including all the times the kid sister pwn3d you is it? :)

[bri]

Dude, gonzo is the DEBIL.

I'm going to bed now, and I'm going to have nightmares about her kicking my *** all night. :eek:

[silverwheels]

Dude, gonzo is the DEBIL.

I'm going to bed now, and I'm going to have nightmares about her kicking my *** all night. :eek:
Is she going to come on here and brag about it now? I may have to get on sometime and see how I fare against the rest of the SO.

[Al Gore]

We all sat around and watched Bri play with his large boa.......

[proud gonzo]

hey guys, that was fun last night.



so, when are we going to do it again? :D :D :D

[critical_phil]

so, when are we going to do it again? :D :D :D

this thursday night.


see the Happy Pants thread.

[Al Gore]

Dude.....I swear we need to get our cams and voice on during this....

[DCSooner]

I am on, find me if you dare!

[dolemitesooner]

dc is going down

[Al Gore]

DC what room?

[DCSooner]

DC what room?
I'm out, gotta start a movie. Man, I really wish you could copy the conversations on there. dolemites got a bunch of canadians mad at him. :D

[GottaHavePride]

awesome

[yermom]

what's that aboot?

[Scott D]

they had a few not so kind things to say about Dolemite

[proud gonzo]

so are people playing poker now or not? and if so where?


c_p--isn't the happy pants thing for money? i'm poor. and i just spent $700 on a ticket to hawaii, so i'm REALLY poor.

[bri]

That's weird, 'cause normally dolemite's such an ambassador of goodwill...:D

And gonzo, it's an $11 buy-in. You can collect and recycle cans this week and be able to cover it.

You know, like I actually want you there to kick my *** for reals...

[proud gonzo]

umm..... i'll probably pass on the $11 thing... i'll lose/take your money in person but i don't care so much for doing it online. i'll save that for the smartass comments :D

[DCSooner]

umm..... i'll probably pass on the $11 thing... i'll lose/take your money in person but i don't care so much for doing it online. i'll save that for the smartass comments :D
What is your name on there?

[proud gonzo]

on ultimatebet.com? proudgonzo---tough guess, huh? :D

[DCSooner]

on ultimatebet.com? proudgonzo---tough guess, huh? :D
Yep. I am going to find a free table and win some fake dough.

[proud gonzo]

tell me what table, i might join you

[proud gonzo]

ok, I lied. I probably won't. I'm really tired and i'm probably just going to go to sleep.

[DCSooner]

ok, I lied. I probably won't. I'm really tired and i'm probably just going to go to sleep.
Ya, I am done. Too sweepy.

[OU4LIFE]

I found bri and SSA on last night and jumped on for a few minutes, Dolemite showed up and started accusing everyone of being French. Hilarity ensued. The end.

[dolemitesooner]

lets play...I hate canadians

[DCSooner]

that **** was hi-lare-e-us!

[Beef]

Y'all stay up way past my bedtime.

[dolemitesooner]

**** ...I had to be at work at 4:30 am aND i STAYED UP UNTIL 2:30 MAKING FUN OF CANADIANS AND PLAYING POKER

[colleyvillesooner]

I'll probably be on later tonight practicing if anyone feels like losing their ***, play chip style :D

[dolemitesooner]

I'll probably be on later tonight practicing if anyone feels like losing their ***, play chip style :D
yeah we should all play but these fools on here always find there selves in a lmit 10 20 free chip room now whats the fun in that

[yermom]

yeah, if i can't go all-in i don't want to play :D

[OU4LIFE]

ok guys...when you get on, find a 10/20 NO LIMIT table for play money....it's much funner.

[GottaHavePride]

When you find a table, post it on here. I might drop in to get pwn3d again, unless I'm blowing the crap out of people on Halo 2.

[dolemitesooner]

I WILL PLAY YOU HALO2 FOR MONEY

[colleyvillesooner]

When you find a table, post it on here. I might drop in to get pwn3d again, unless I'm blowing the crap out of people on Halo 2.

Did you get this?

http://www.ultimatebuddy.com/

shows you where everyone is. I just leave it running in the taskbar.

[dolemitesooner]

$1000 dollars cash maney

[GottaHavePride]

Heh. I only got my X-Box a month ago. If you're online, though, look for Gaijin Smash and I'll at least try to provide a target that shoots back. ;)

[dolemitesooner]

Heh. I only got my X-Box a month ago. If you're online, though, look for Gaijin Smash and I'll at least try to provide a target that shoots back. ;)
I have never played :D

[GottaHavePride]

Oh, well in THAT case... :D


Did you get this?

http://www.ultimatebuddy.com/

shows you where everyone is. I just leave it running in the taskbar.
Cool. I downloaded that. My only problem now is I can never remember what people's names are on there. ;)

[OU4LIFE]

OU4LIFE
colleyvillOU
dolimitsooner
Maltby
brangel
sooner angel

and others.

[OU4LIFE]

When you find a table, post it on here. I might drop in to get pwn3d again, unless I'm blowing the crap out of people on Halo 2.


that's the new prostitution game from Namco isn't it?

[critical_phil]

others? others?


i'm a muthaf***in UB plankowner.

others?

[DCSooner]

OU4LIFE
colleyvillOU
dolimitsooner
Maltby
brangel
sooner angel

and others.
Hey there. I am new here. My screen name is : DCSooner.

Can you tell me were to gat an Ultimate Bets ringtone?

thanks n' advance

[OU4LIFE]

oh yeah, and there's c_p....and DCSooner

:D

you freaking whineybabies.

[OU4LIFE]

and 49r

[OU4LIFE]

I only have UB at home....so I can't tell you everyone that's on my list.

[yermom]

*ahem*

[OU4LIFE]

do I know you?

[GottaHavePride]

OK. thanks. looks like dolemite's the only one on there right now.

[OklahomaTrombone]

some dude at my table just got three full houses ina row.

[colleyvillesooner]

GHP...the big list of people is on the original Tournament thread...

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39877

[OklahomaTrombone]

K3 Off

[colleyvillesooner]

K3 Off

well?

[OklahomaTrombone]

no good.

****ing phone kept me from acting on my straight I just had.

[OklahomaTrombone]

meow I play pot limit omaha.

[proud gonzo]

for some reason it keeps saying dolemite doesn't exist and won't let me add him to my ultimatebuddy list. heh. i've tried spelling it every way I can think of too.

[49r]

spell it dolemitsooner

[proud gonzo]

ok.

hey, 49r, me, dolemite, and SSA are all on right now.

[dolemitesooner]

yeah i am winning real money

[Al Gore]

When you find a table, post it on here. I might drop in to get pwn3d again, unless I'm blowing the crap out of people on Halo 2.Are you on xBox live????

[Al Gore]

OU4LIFE
colleyvillOU
dolimitsooner
Maltby
brangel
sooner angel

and others. AlSoonerGore....can you believe Al Gore was taken?

[colleyvillesooner]

I just got AK suited (clubs) on back to back deals...weird.

[proud gonzo]

we need more people playing poker. there should be another SO infestation :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

sorry...I'm off to play poke her.

[colleyvillesooner]

what's your screename

[silverwheels]

I created an account. So where's the action? :)

[colleyvillesooner]

go get the buddy thing and add everyone from here.

www.ultimatebuddy.com

The names are here:

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39877

[critical_phil]

get your deposits in people.

the big game is this thursday night!


and i don't want to hear any excuses either. i'll be up all night wednesday studying for a Population Genetics test and all night Thursday getting **** ready for my yard sale on friday.

register.deposit.play.


that is all...........................

[colleyvillesooner]

just got pwned for $8. F'n river. Now I'm just biding my time to go all in with my last $1.30 :(

[proud gonzo]

geez, you people and your playing for money...

[proud gonzo]

HEY DC!!

[proud gonzo]

324m, people

[colleyvillesooner]

pocket 10's bitches

[silverwheels]

Yeah, I'm not good enough to play with real money.


And my name is...silverwheels.

[colleyvillesooner]

Yeah, I'm not good enough to play with real money.


And my name is...silverwheels.

all right, well there is a bnuch of us in Play chip 324m

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Too bad that the chat in the room is broken and you have to use this rudimentary method for communicating.

;)

[silverwheels]

all right, well there is a bnuch of us in Play chip 324m
I got on the waiting list but had something else to do so I logged off. Maybe some other night.

[proud gonzo]

there's a seat now...

[dolemitesooner]

you guys are still playing for fun?



ohh and phil i need to know where this yard sell is

[Mjcpr]

you guys are still playing for fun?

ohh and phil i need to know where this yard sell is
They're having biznachos for 30% off.

[dolemitesooner]

I am going to show up for real bright and early after the poker tourny

[DCSooner]

pwnd!!



proudgonzo has Ks 6s Qs As Ts: flush, ace high.

DCSooner shows 3s Ac.

DCSooner has 3s Qs As Ts 5s: flush, ace/queen high.

proudgonzo wins 1220 with flush, ace high.

[colleyvillesooner]

pwnd!!



proudgonzo has Ks 6s Qs As Ts: flush, ace high.

DCSooner shows 3s Ac.

DCSooner has 3s Qs As Ts 5s: flush, ace/queen high.

proudgonzo wins 1220 with flush, ace high.

That's how I lost that $8 last night :(

[critical_phil]

scott d,

playing PL omaha against steve brecher right now............


http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/pictures/SteveBrecher.jpg

[critical_phil]

and just got pwnd!!11!



Dealer: Hand #137665009

Dealer: YoungIn24 posts the small blind of $0.25

Dealer: whataboutbahb posts the big blind of $0.50

Dealer: You have been dealt [Qd Qc Ac Kh]

Dealer: EJetson calls $0.50

Dealer: killdavecamp folds

Dealer: critical_phil calls $0.50

Dealer: kurokitty folds

Dealer: trialdog calls $0.50

Dealer: NotMe2 folds

Dealer: Steve Brecher calls $0.50

Dealer: YoungIn24 calls $0.25

Dealer: whataboutbahb checks

Dealer: The flop is [Tc Th Jc]

Dealer: YoungIn24 checks

Dealer: whataboutbahb checks

Dealer: EJetson checks

Dealer: critical_phil bets $0.50

Dealer: trialdog folds

Dealer: Steve Brecher calls $0.50

Dealer: YoungIn24 folds

Dealer: whataboutbahb folds

Dealer: EJetson calls $0.50

Dealer: The turn is [Kd]

Dealer: EJetson checks

Dealer: critical_phil checks

Dealer: Steve Brecher bets $2.25

Dealer: EJetson folds

Dealer: critical_phil calls $2.25

Dealer: The river is [3c]

Dealer: critical_phil checks

Dealer: Steve Brecher bets $7

Dealer: critical_phil calls $7

Dealer: Steve Brecher shows a full house, Kings full of Tens

Dealer: critical_phil mucks

Dealer: Steve Brecher wins the pot ($21.85) with a full house, Kings full of Tens

[Scott D]

damn dude, I was at work and missed that.

[OU4LIFE]

you're not fooling anyone with your "work" comments, Clark.

[DCSooner]

***** Hand History for Game 51845936829 *****

2000 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, July 13, 01:17:36 EDT 2005

Table Play money 892785

Seat 7 is the button

Total number of players : 10

Seat 1: artist636 ( $65607.92 )

Seat 4: nathoo ( $27780 )

Seat 7: DPster ( $1000 )

Seat 8: shawnwins111 ( $81610.16 )

Seat 9: PoKeR_PoWeR1 ( $7412 )

Seat 10: DCSooner ( $6007 )

Seat 5: bearba ( $2000 )

Seat 3: CHIPPYSBACK ( $4113.25 )

Seat 6: cmaurath ( $1975 )

Seat 2: kkhgum ( $7022 )

shawnwins111 posts small blind [5].

PoKeR_PoWeR1 posts big blind [10].

** Dealing down cards **

Dealt to DCSooner [ 8c Kh ]

DCSooner calls [10].

artist636 calls [10].

CHIPPYSBACK is all-In [4113.25]

nathoo folds.

bearba is all-In [2000]

cmaurath folds.

DPster is all-In [1000]

shawnwins111 calls [4108.25].

PoKeR_PoWeR1 folds.

DCSooner calls [4103.25].

artist636 calls [4103.25].

** Dealing Flop ** [ Qh, Ad, 6c ]

shawnwins111 checks.

DCSooner checks.

artist636 checks.

** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]

shawnwins111 checks.

DCSooner checks.

artist636 checks.

** Dealing River ** [ Kd ]

shawnwins111 checks.

DCSooner checks.

artist636 checks.

shawnwins111 shows [ Th, Ts ] a pair of tens.

DCSooner shows [ 8c, Kh ] a pair of kings.

artist636 doesn't show [ Jd, 8h ] high card ace.

CHIPPYSBACK doesn't show [ 7c, Qd ] a pair of queens.

bearba doesn't show [ 6d, 8d ] a pair of sixes.

DPster doesn't show [ 7h, 8s ] high card ace.

DCSooner wins 8453 play chips from side pot #2 with a pair of kings.

DCSooner wins 5000 play chips from side pot #1 with a pair of kings.

DCSooner wins 6007 play chips from the main pot with a pair of kings.

[critical_phil]

playing in full tilt's bustout bounty game right now.


$100 bonus if you bust out chris ferguson...............

[critical_phil]

scott D,
no ****.

phil ivey is playing a $5 sit and go on full tilt right now.

i wish i knew how to do the screen capture thingy............

[yermom]

hit the print screen button

it copies teh screen to your clipboard

open paint, hit edit, paste

then you can crop it and save it as a JPG

then upload to http://www.imageshack.us

[critical_phil]

dammit. i'm too late. he just got busted out......






Seat 1: NapalmSniffer (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: britdevine316 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 4: gus28 (big blind) showed [Ts Tc] and won (2,830) with two pair, Aces and Tens

Seat 7: sublime7887 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 8: Phil Ivey showed [7h 7s] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens

[yermom]

haha

all-in with 77?

[critical_phil]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/critical_phil/philivey.jpg

[critical_phil]

ok, i've got it figured out now.


erik siedel is playing low limit SnG's (omaha 8/b) tonight........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/critical_phil/erik.jpg

[critical_phil]

you don't see this everyday......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/critical_phil/royal.jpg

i made a terrible play during this hand, but was trying to put this guy away.

the guy typed "gg" right before he made his call. it left me with 1820 chips.

about 75 hands later, he typed "**** you" when i sent his *** packing.....

[Czar Soonerov]

OK, this was to win the tourny and to top it off it was against an aggy.


PokerStars Game #2290134101: Tournament #11045971, Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2005/08/08 - 05:04:09 (ET)
Table '11045971 1' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 3: Dasyure (33180 in chips)
Seat 8: OSU3333 (34320 in chips)
Dasyure: posts the ante 50
OSU3333: posts the ante 50
OSU3333: posts small blind 400
Dasyure: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dasyure [Ad As]
OSU3333: calls 400
Dasyure: raises 800 to 1600
OSU3333: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [9d Td 5s]
Dasyure: bets 8000
OSU3333: raises 24670 to 32670 and is all-in
Dasyure: calls 23530 and is all-in
Dasyure: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
OSU3333: shows [Ts 3s] (a pair of tens)
OSU3333 said, "gg"
*** TURN *** [9d Td 5s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [9d Td 5s 4s] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dasyure: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
OSU3333: shows [Ts 3s] (a flush, Jack high)
OSU3333 collected 66360 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 66360 | Rake 0
Board [9d Td 5s 4s Js]
Seat 3: Dasyure (big blind) showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: OSU3333 (button) (small blind) showed [Ts 3s] and won (66360) with a flush, Jack high

[yermom]

wow, that's ghey

[colleyvillesooner]

ugh.

[critical_phil]

wow, that's agghey


i've been on another tear in omaha. couldn't miss this weekend.

[yermom]

i cashed in for the "August Bonus" on partypoker

i was playing mostly HiLo Omaha .5/1, but also a little PL $25

in 700 hands i lost 60-70 bucks then got the $100 bonus, it's the most i've ever lost in the process

for July i won $200 in 700 hands and then got the $100, but i was only playing HiLo

[scotplum]

***** Hand History for Game 51845936829 *****

2000 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, July 13, 01:17:36 EDT 2005

Table Play money 892785

Seat 7 is the button

Total number of players : 10

Seat 1: artist636 ( $65607.92 )

Seat 4: nathoo ( $27780 )

Seat 7: DPster ( $1000 )

Seat 8: shawnwins111 ( $81610.16 )

Seat 9: PoKeR_PoWeR1 ( $7412 )

Seat 10: DCSooner ( $6007 )

Seat 5: bearba ( $2000 )

Seat 3: CHIPPYSBACK ( $4113.25 )

Seat 6: cmaurath ( $1975 )

Seat 2: kkhgum ( $7022 )

shawnwins111 posts small blind [5].

PoKeR_PoWeR1 posts big blind [10].

** Dealing down cards **

Dealt to DCSooner [ 8c Kh ]

DCSooner calls [10].

artist636 calls [10].

CHIPPYSBACK is all-In [4113.25]

nathoo folds.

bearba is all-In [2000]

cmaurath folds.

DPster is all-In [1000]

shawnwins111 calls [4108.25].

PoKeR_PoWeR1 folds.

DCSooner calls [4103.25].

artist636 calls [4103.25].

** Dealing Flop ** [ Qh, Ad, 6c ]

shawnwins111 checks.

DCSooner checks.

artist636 checks.

** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]

shawnwins111 checks.

DCSooner checks.

artist636 checks.

** Dealing River ** [ Kd ]

shawnwins111 checks.

DCSooner checks.

artist636 checks.

shawnwins111 shows [ Th, Ts ] a pair of tens.

DCSooner shows [ 8c, Kh ] a pair of kings.

artist636 doesn't show [ Jd, 8h ] high card ace.

CHIPPYSBACK doesn't show [ 7c, Qd ] a pair of queens.

bearba doesn't show [ 6d, 8d ] a pair of sixes.

DPster doesn't show [ 7h, 8s ] high card ace.

DCSooner wins 8453 play chips from side pot #2 with a pair of kings.

DCSooner wins 5000 play chips from side pot #1 with a pair of kings.

DCSooner wins 6007 play chips from the main pot with a pair of kings.




Ah...play chips....I couldn't figure out why in the world you called that bet with K-8. Play chip poker is so realistic. :D

[DCSooner]

Ah...play chips....I couldn't figure out why in the world you called that bet with K-8. Play chip poker is so realistic. :D
I WON DARN IT!!!!!11

[Hotel Bravo]

Any games going on tonight? I wanted to sign up last night but didn't.

[DCSooner]

Finally!


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Hand #7668975-240 at Plainville (No Limit Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 12/Aug/05 17:37:47

GOTCHYABLUFF is at seat 0 with $235.10.
poker_nate80 is at seat 1 with $152.40.
AllinpokerCS is at seat 2 with $79.
sonomajoe is at seat 3 with $96.70.
DCSooner is at seat 4 with $39.70.
KidP0ker is at seat 5 with $82.
The button is at seat 0.

poker_nate80 posts the small blind of $1.
AllinpokerCS posts the big blind of $2.
GOTCHYABLUFF: -- --
poker_nate80: -- --
AllinpokerCS: -- --
sonomajoe: -- --
DCSooner: Ah Th
KidP0ker: -- --
Pre-flop:

sonomajoe calls. DCSooner calls. KidP0ker folds.
GOTCHYABLUFF calls. poker_nate80 calls.
AllinpokerCS checks.
Flop (board: 7h 6d Qh):

poker_nate80 checks. AllinpokerCS checks. sonomajoe
bets $8. DCSooner calls. GOTCHYABLUFF folds.
poker_nate80 folds. AllinpokerCS folds.
Turn (board: 7h 6d Qh 8h):

sonomajoe checks. DCSooner bets $2. sonomajoe
raises to $32. DCSooner goes all-in for $29.70.
sonomajoe is returned $2.30 (uncalled).
River (board: 7h 6d Qh 8h Qc):

(no action in this round)


Showdown:

sonomajoe shows Qs 9d.
sonomajoe has Qs 9d Qh 8h Qc: three queens.
DCSooner shows Ah Th.
DCSooner has Ah Th 7h Qh 8h: flush, ace high.

Hand #7668975-240 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $85.40.
DCSooner wins $82.40 with flush, ace high.

[colleyvillesooner]

NICE!

How long did it take you to push the all in button? :D

[Stanley1]

We need to have a Dallas-area poker night.

[colleyvillesooner]

We need to have a Dallas-area poker night.

Out.

(I'm down)

[DCSooner]

NICE!

How long did it take you to push the all in button? :D
Heh. I was skeered.

[yermom]

nice overbet of the pot with top-pair and crappy kicker, with the flush on the board

you were kinda lucky he didn't have trips

i woulda crapped myself with the Q on the River :D

[yermom]

i guess he did have a straight draw as well

[OklahomaTrombone]

He uhh..did have trips...

[yermom]

not on the turn when he went all-in

the last thing i want to see with the nut-flush is the board pair

that or cards that reach to the straight flush, but that has screwed me far fewer times

[OklahomaTrombone]

sorry, you went
all weird typing on me
and I couldn
't figure out if
I knew what you
were saying.

[Czar Soonerov]

Here's my big hand from last night. I don't play those high dollar tables like Mr. money bags (DCSooner).


Transcript for game #2320335965 requested by Dasyure ([email protected])
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #2320335965: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2005/08/12
Table 'Themisto II' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: LuckieTyger ($1.10 in chips)
Seat 2: smithlotory1 ($12.66 in chips)
Seat 3: ozocre ($4.86 in chips)
Seat 4: scottwayne ($5.49 in chips)
Seat 5: Dasyure ($10.46 in chips)
Seat 6: Ma3mal ($1.82 in chips)
LuckieTyger: posts small blind $0.01
smithlotory1: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dasyure [Tc 3c]
ozocre: calls $0.02
scottwayne: folds
Dasyure: calls $0.02
Ma3mal: calls $0.02
LuckieTyger: calls $0.01
smithlotory1: checks
*** FLOP *** [Th 6c Ts]
LuckieTyger: checks
smithlotory1: bets $0.10
ozocre: calls $0.10
Dasyure: calls $0.10
Ma3mal: folds
LuckieTyger: calls $0.10
*** TURN *** [Th 6c Ts] [Td]
LuckieTyger: checks
smithlotory1: bets $2.08
ozocre: folds
Dasyure: raises $2.08 to $4.16
LuckieTyger: folds
smithlotory1: calls $2.08
*** RIVER *** [Th 6c Ts Td] [5c]
smithlotory1: checks
Dasyure: bets $6.18 and is all-in
smithlotory1: calls $6.18
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dasyure: shows [Tc 3c] (four of a kind, Tens)
smithlotory1: mucks hand
Dasyure collected $20.18 from pot
smithlotory1 leaves the table
Ma3mal said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21.18 | Rake $1
Board [Th 6c Ts Td 5c]
Seat 1: LuckieTyger (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: smithlotory1 (big blind) mucked [6d 2h]:eddie:
Seat 3: ozocre folded on the Turn
Seat 4: scottwayne folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Dasyure showed [Tc 3c] and won ($20.18) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 6: Ma3mal (button) folded on the Flop

http://x1.putfile.com/8/22306214212.jpg

[DCSooner]

God I hate those avatars.

[DCSooner]

Question:

The deal is on the table. It is:

3 5 8 5 8 (suite's are not important for this question)

One players hand is: Ace and a 2

The other player has a 3 and a 10.

Who wins?

I thought the one holding the 3, because the flop had a three to make a pair.

But my neighbor thought the Ace wins because of the two pairs on the flop and turn.

[Scott D]

Question:

The deal is on the table. It is:

3 5 8 9 5 8 (suite's are not important for this question)

One players hand is: Ace and a 2

The other player has a 3 and a 10.

Who wins?

I thought the one holding the 3, because the flop had a three to make a pair.

But my neighbor thought the Ace wins because of the two pairs on the flop and turn.

6 cards dealt on the table? wtf were you playing?

[DCSooner]

Oops. Here it is:




Question:

The deal is on the table. It is:

3 5 8 5 8 (suite's are not important for this question)

One players hand is: Ace and a 2

The other player has a 3 and a 10.

Who wins?

I thought the one holding the 3, because the flop had a three to make a pair.

But my neighbor thought the Ace wins because of the two pairs on the flop and turn.

[Scott D]

A2 wins because with the 5 8 5 8 it becomes 2 pair 5s and 8s going to kickers..Ace beats any other card in the deck as a kicker. The guy w/ 3 10 was in the lead until the river card.

[yermom]

what's really cool is when you have something like KK vs A2 and the board is:

K 8 8 8 8

[Czar Soonerov]

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says,
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He ignores the voice.

Later in the day, he hears the voice again.
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

Again, he ignores the voice.

Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day.
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice.
He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas.
As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to the Horseshoe."

He goes to The Horseshoe.

The voice says, "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry."

He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP.

He goes to his assigned tournament table.
The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt http://poker-odds.flopturnriver.com/lp/as.gifhttp://poker-odds.flopturnriver.com/lp/ad.gif.

The voice says, "Go all in."

He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot.
Three players call.

The dealer lays down the flop which is http://poker-odds.flopturnriver.com/lp/8h.gifhttp://poker-odds.flopturnriver.com/lp/9h.gifhttp://poker-odds.flopturnriver.com/lp/th.gif.

The voice says, "F*ck."

[Czar Soonerov]

Nobody likes my joke?


PokerStars Game #2361411093: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2005/08/17 - 19:19:49 (ET)
Table 'Camilla IV' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Dasyure ($7.15 in chips)
Seat 2: jimbojets ($2.75 in chips)
Seat 3: NUTS-UP ($7.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Carly_DW ($6.70 in chips)
Seat 5: stringbuster ($3.15 in chips)
jimbojets: posts small blind $0.05
NUTS-UP: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dasyure [9d Jd]
Carly_DW: folds
stringbuster: folds
Dasyure: calls $0.10
jimbojets: calls $0.05
NUTS-UP: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3h 2d]
jimbojets: bets $2.65 and is all-in
NUTS-UP: calls $2.65
Dasyure: calls $2.65
*** TURN *** [Ad 3h 2d] [7c]
NUTS-UP: checks
Dasyure: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3h 2d 7c] [Td]
NUTS-UP: checks
Dasyure: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jimbojets: shows [3s 5d] (a pair of Threes)
NUTS-UP: shows [4s Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Dasyure: shows [9d Jd] (a flush, Ace high)
Dasyure collected $7.85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8.25 | Rake $0.40
Board [Ad 3h 2d 7c Td]
Seat 1: Dasyure (button) showed [9d Jd] and won ($7.85) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: jimbojets (small blind) showed [3s 5d] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: NUTS-UP (big blind) showed [4s Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: Carly_DW folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: stringbuster folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I probably should have bet after I made the flush, he probably would have called me.

[DCSooner]

Nobody likes my joke?



I probably should have bet after I made the flush, he probably would have called me.
Sweeeet. I have lost too many times to the Flush.

And I carked up out loud at your joke.

[Czar Soonerov]

PokerStars Game #2402185827: Tournament #11637615, Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2005/08/23 - 00:33:59 (ET)
Table '11637615 5' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Betchabets (765 in chips)
Seat 2: ryanlent (5640 in chips)
Seat 3: stchleon (1240 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: Char&Matt (4715 in chips)
Seat 5: Sunat (9860 in chips)
Seat 6: Dasyure (6807 in chips)
Seat 7: careless1 (6265 in chips)
Seat 8: merdalor (3980 in chips)
Seat 9: ace1won (2625 in chips)
ace1won: posts small blind 75
Betchabets: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dasyure [Td Ad]
Dasyure said, "they moved you too?"
ryanlent: folds
stchleon: folds
Char&Matt: calls 150
Sunat: raises 150 to 300
careless1 said, "yep"
Dasyure: calls 300
careless1 said, "i get ta bet after u for a change"
Dasyure said, "I guess we were too tough for the other table...."
careless1: folds
merdalor: folds
ace1won: folds
Betchabets: folds
Char&Matt: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [Kd Qd 3s]
Char&Matt: checks
Sunat: bets 300
Dasyure: calls 300
careless1 said, "the cards were fallin right"
Char&Matt: raises 900 to 1200
Sunat: raises 900 to 2100
Dasyure: calls 1800
Char&Matt: raises 2315 to 4415 and is all-in
Sunat: raises 2315 to 6730
Dasyure: calls 4407 and is all-in
Dasyure said, "got to"
*** TURN *** [Kd Qd 3s] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Qd 3s Jd] [3c]
careless1 said, "wow nh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sunat: shows [Tc Qs] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Dasyure: shows [Td Ad] (a Royal Flush)
Dasyure collected 4184 from side pot
Char&Matt: shows [Qc Ks] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Dasyure said, "got it!"
Char&Matt said, "nh"
Dasyure collected 14370 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 18554 Main pot 14370. Side pot 4184. | Rake 0
Board [Kd Qd 3s Jd 3c]
Seat 1: Betchabets (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ryanlent folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: stchleon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Char&Matt showed [Qc Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 5: Sunat showed [Tc Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 6: Dasyure showed [Td Ad] and won (18554) with a Royal Flush
Seat 7: careless1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: merdalor (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ace1won (small blind) folded before Flop

I went on to get second. I went out with pocket J's to A2os, he got an A on the river. grrr.

What are the odds of a royal flush?

http://x2.putfile.com/8/23401542432.jpg

[Czar Soonerov]

I get a frickin' royal flush and nobody replies. What is wrong with you people?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Good jorb! That's awesome.

[DCSooner]

I get a frickin' royal flush and nobody replies. What is wrong with you people?Dude! Good jawb. That is the first one I have seen. And you went all in before the turn. I bet you where all giggly on the turn.

[OU4LIFE]

he's all giggly most of the time.

[Czar Soonerov]

Like a Japanese schoolgirl.

[yermom]

What are the odds of a royal flush?

186,000 to one

i think that is only for 5 card stud though

[ultimatesooner1]

I won 2 sit & gos on part last night

[DCSooner]

Finally won a tourney. It was free, but 30 players. Good practice.

http://x7.putfile.com/8/24100420494.jpg

[OU4LIFE]

I won my fourth sit-n-go for real money last night. I'm actually about 5 bucks to the good right now. I've finally got a decent strategy for sit-n-go's.....now if i can just stick to it. I got lucky last night when playing a couple fo hands that I shouldn't have.

ahm larnin.

[Czar Soonerov]

The last two nights...


PokerStars Tournament #11926528, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $1.00/$0.20
45 players
Total Prize Pool: $45.00
Tournament started - 2005/08/30

Dear Dasyure,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $14.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.
PokerStars Tournament #11888420, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $6.00/$0.50
45 players
Total Prize Pool: $270.00
Tournament started - 2005/08/29

Dear Dasyure,

You finished the tournament in 4th place.
A $30.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.

PokerStars Tournament #11885366, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $1.00/$0.20
45 players
Total Prize Pool: $45.00
Tournament started - 2005/08/29

Dear Dasyure,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $14.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.

[OU4LIFE]

wow, you play a lot of online poker.

:D

[Czar Soonerov]

I usually play after the kids go to bed. Those sit-n-go's usually last about 1.5 hrs. The one that I came in 4th on was a turbo, and we were done in about an hour. I farked up on that one. I totally could have made it to heads up, but I thought the other guy was bluffing, he wasn't. :(

[OU4LIFE]

heh....turbo SnG's rock....they go by really quickly even if people are playing tight.

I like them. You still playing on UB?

[Czar Soonerov]

Pretty much Pokerstars exclusively. I think I have around $40 in my ub account. I will probably cash that out, unless CP sets up another tourny sometime in the near future.

[OU4LIFE]

I think there will be another one sometime soon.

at least I hope so. I'd like to see more tables though.

[OUHOMER]

How do you get seated, I signed up , got on waiting list, it said i was seated, but my name never came up at the table. I went to leave and it said i was in the middle of a game. ???

[OU4LIFE]

on which one homer?

if it takes you to a table, you should be seated at the seat right in front of you.

[OUHOMER]

I figured it out. I also found out that i need a lot of practice

[Czar Soonerov]

heh. This guy had been giving me **** about OU for about an hour...


PokerStars Game #2504869844: Tournament #12183265, Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2005/09/05 - 15:15:38 (ET)
Table '12183265 4' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: panth436 (1920 in chips)
Seat 2: BiggBallin1 (7156 in chips)
Seat 3: SteveyKT (1265 in chips)
Seat 5: TnTfan (2700 in chips)
Seat 6: harryhood99 (4070 in chips)
Seat 7: GEAUX TGRS (4737 in chips)
Seat 8: Dasyure (5360 in chips)
Seat 9: pokeher2day (4995 in chips)
BiggBallin1: posts small blind 100
SteveyKT: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dasyure [Qh Kd]
TnTfan: raises 200 to 400
harryhood99: folds
GEAUX TGRS: raises 200 to 600
Dasyure: calls 600
pokeher2day: folds
panth436: folds
BiggBallin1: folds
SteveyKT: folds
TnTfan: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Qs 5h 7c]
TnTfan: checks
GEAUX TGRS: bets 1000
Dasyure: calls 1000
TnTfan: folds
*** TURN *** [Qs 5h 7c] [5s]
GEAUX TGRS: bets 3137 and is all-in
Dasyure: calls 3137
*** RIVER *** [Qs 5h 7c 5s] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GEAUX TGRS: shows [3s 3c] (two pair, Fives and Threes)
Dasyure: shows [Qh Kd] (two pair, Queens and Fives)
Dasyure collected 10374 from pot
Dasyure said, "nice try"
Dasyure said, "geaux home.."
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10374 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 5h 7c 5s Th]
Seat 1: panth436 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: BiggBallin1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: SteveyKT (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: TnTfan folded on the Flop
Seat 6: harryhood99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: GEAUX TGRS showed [3s 3c] and lost with two pair, Fives and Threes
Seat 8: Dasyure showed [Qh Kd] and won (10374) with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 9: pokeher2day folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Czar Soonerov]

OMG, I just played him again...


PokerStars Game #2521090014: Tournament #12269947, Hold'em No Limit -
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dasyure [Js Jd]
GEAUX TGRS: calls 20
CJmyangel: calls 20
Dasyure: raises 40 to 60
nicola00: calls 40
GEAUX TGRS: calls 40
CJmyangel: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Kc Kd 5s]
nicola00: checks
GEAUX TGRS: checks
CJmyangel: checks
Dasyure: bets 100
nicola00: folds
GEAUX TGRS: calls 100
CJmyangel: folds
*** TURN *** [Kc Kd 5s] [Jc]
GEAUX TGRS: checks
Dasyure: bets 200
GEAUX TGRS: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [Kc Kd 5s Jc] [4h]
GEAUX TGRS: bets 1100 and is all-in
Dasyure: calls 1040 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GEAUX TGRS: shows [6h Ks] (three of a kind, Kings)
Dasyure: shows [Js Jd] (a full house, Jacks full of Kings)
Dasyure collected 2930 from pot

[dolemitesooner]

would you qiut playing poker and come be like us normal folk

[yermom]

i only play for the free partypoker money anymore

it's not fun to grind out 4 screens of Omaha HiLo for like 6 hours though

[OU4LIFE]

I played in my 2nd multi table last night.

Wound up fourth. dammit. I had pocket kings, he had A 4 off, and he sucked out on the river. man I hate getting beat like that.

[yermom]

i only play for the free partypoker money anymore

it's not fun to grind out 4 screens of Omaha HiLo for like 6 hours though

this makes it more fun though:


***** Hand History for Game 3080759376 *****
$0.50/$1 Omaha Hi/Lo - Wednesday, November 23, 01:16:09 EDT 2005
Table Table 65280 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 3: mrblack448 ( $9.32 )
Seat 8: Mwamwa ( $31 )
Seat 7: ktcdh ( $35.12 )
Seat 2: botnaked ( $32 )
Seat 6: panicinhanoi ( $32.63 )
Seat 4: dblatrain ( $22.25 )
Seat 10: JEBADES ( $24.25 )
Seat 1: doubledee57 ( $22.63 )
Seat 5: Zatji ( $23.37 )
Seat 9: themandamyth ( $24 )
dblatrain posts small blind [$0.25].
Zatji posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mrblack448 [ As 9d Qs 8d ]
panicinhanoi calls [$0.50].
ktcdh folds.
Mwamwa folds.
themandamyth calls [$0.50].
JEBADES folds.
doubledee57 calls [$0.50].
botnaked folds.
mrblack448 calls [$0.50].
dblatrain folds.
Zatji checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, Td, Jd ]
>You have options at Table 65997 Table!.
>You have options at Table 64829 Table!.
Zatji checks.
panicinhanoi checks.
>You have options at Table 65790 Table!.
themandamyth checks.
doubledee57 checks.
>You have options at Table 65997 Table!.
mrblack448 bets [$0.50].
Zatji folds.
panicinhanoi folds.
themandamyth calls [$0.50].
doubledee57 calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
>You have options at Table 65997 Table!.
themandamyth checks.
>You have options at Table 64829 Table!.
doubledee57 checks.
mrblack448 bets [$1].
themandamyth calls [$1].
doubledee57 calls [$1].
** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
themandamyth checks.
doubledee57 checks.
mrblack448 bets [$1].
themandamyth calls [$1].
doubledee57 calls [$1].
mrblack448 shows [ As, 9d, Qs, 8d ] a straight flush, queen high.
themandamyth doesn't show [ 7s, Kc, Js, Jc ] a straight, nine to king.
>You have options at Table 65790 Table!.
doubledee57 doesn't show [ 2h, Kh, 3c, Jh ] a straight, nine to king.
mrblack448 wins $9.75 from the main pot with a straight flush, queen high.
There was no qualifying low hand.


on the flop beyonces :D

[yermom]

PL Omaha this time...


***** Hand History for Game 4746411713 *****
$100 PL Omaha - Monday, July 17, 03:10:49 ET 2006
Table Choco Chips (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 5: tomek2020 ( $198.15 )
Seat 8: geauxSC ( $91.45 )
Seat 9: mrblack448 ( $138.20 )
Seat 10: fishinzone ( $94.53 )
Seat 7: DESTITUTION ( $196.90 )
Seat 6: bestlucky ( $81.58 )
Seat 4: bell_boy ( $41.93 )
Seat 3: going_good ( $100 )
Seat 2: iowafan05 ( $151.47 )
Seat 1: Ineedcashforcannabis ( $129 )
bell_boy posts small blind [$0.50].
tomek2020 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mrblack448 [ Ad 4s As 6h ]
bestlucky raises [$3.50].
DESTITUTION folds.
Ineedcashforcannabis: nice reraise with nothing
geauxSC raises [$9.52].
mrblack448 raises [$33.56].
fishinzone folds.
Ineedcashforcannabis folds.
iowafan05 folds.
going_good folds.
Ineedcashforcannabis: my guess AKQQ?
bell_boy is all-In [$41.43]
tomek2020 folds.
bestlucky calls [$38.43].
geauxSC calls [$32.41].
bell_boy: close, kk double suited
mrblack448 calls [$8.37].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, Ac, Jc ]
bestlucky checks.
geauxSC checks.
Ineedcashforcannabis: was scared you might have AKQ10
mrblack448 bets [$50.90].
bestlucky is all-In [$39.65]
Ineedcashforcannabis: who has AA? :)
Ineedcashforcannabis: pretty much lucky
geauxSC is all-In [$49.52]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Js ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7s ]
mrblack448 shows [ Ad, 4s, As, 6h ] a full house, Aces full of jacks.
bell_boy doesn't show [ 3h, 6d, Ah, Kd ] two pairs, aces and jacks.
bestlucky doesn't show [ 5h, 7c, 8h, 6c ] two pairs, jacks and eights.
geauxSC doesn't show [ Jd, Kc, Qh, Th ] three of a kind, jacks.
mrblack448 wins $1.38 from side pot #3 with a full house, Aces full of jacks.
mrblack448 wins $19.74 from side pot #2 with a full house, Aces full of jacks.
mrblack448 wins $118.95 from side pot #1 with a full house, Aces full of jacks.
mrblack448 wins $165.72 from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of jacks.

i do ;)

$350 pot :eek:

i think i'm done for the night :D

[OU4LIFE]

would you qiut playing poker and come be like us normal folk

I laugh every time I read this.