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Tailwind
11/12/2003, 05:37 PM
I'm sooooo bored. I'll start and you all add a line if anything comes to mind, ok? Here goes....

It was a dreary rainy day, cold as a gold-digger's heart.

Mjcpr
11/12/2003, 05:41 PM
When I saw a girl who had an avatar of a girl lighting a fart.

(Does this have to rhyme?)

Howzit
11/12/2003, 05:44 PM
I wondered "What brave soul would light the match..."

Boffingham
11/12/2003, 05:59 PM
So close to her sna***.

Pricetag
11/12/2003, 06:00 PM
I can think of something that would rhyme and fit the general subject, but it is far from PG-13.

EDIT: Never mind, Boffingham beat me to it.

Tailwind
11/12/2003, 06:10 PM
No it doesn't have to rhyme! Keep it going, guys ;)

Eddie Money
11/12/2003, 06:20 PM
His name is Robert Polson

SoonerInFla
11/12/2003, 07:15 PM
He was a fart blazer from way back

crawfish
11/12/2003, 08:20 PM
One day, she ate taco bueno for lunch and the next fart incinerated San Francisco.

Al Gore
11/12/2003, 08:26 PM
She liked it doggy style and.....

SoonerInFla
11/12/2003, 09:26 PM
....Robert wasn't afraid to attack from the back

Boffingham
11/12/2003, 09:28 PM
end of the snow plow.

Al Gore
11/12/2003, 10:07 PM
After the attack from the back, waffles sure sounded good, so she...

crawfish
11/12/2003, 10:18 PM
dared davidearl to delete this thread...

Al Gore
11/12/2003, 10:30 PM
Then davidearl thought "My...waffles do sound good"....I will leave the thread and....

SoonerInFla
11/12/2003, 10:34 PM
...go to waffle house

Tailwind
11/12/2003, 10:50 PM
On the way to the waffle house I spied a

Al Gore
11/12/2003, 10:53 PM
an Aggie walking with a limping sheep...

Howzit
11/12/2003, 11:10 PM
...and, given that the sheep was with an aggie, it was obvious why the sheep was limping.

Soonerfan65
11/12/2003, 11:20 PM
I walked up to the aggie and said "Hi Les, How 'bout dem Cowboys!!!"

picasso
11/13/2003, 12:06 AM
and ol Lessy said we'll find out just who the best farters are around here, one is good and one is really great at the barking spider thing, or so's I'm being told...

SoonerInFla
11/13/2003, 12:15 AM
...Then Lez was heard exclaiming " Let er Rippppp "

picasso
11/13/2003, 12:32 AM
haha...and Pisstol Pete said hey Peppermint Patsy Jones!! Pull my finger!!...and then Dave Hindsucker said Sphincthers firin!!!!

or whatever that unmentionable word is

Tailwind
11/13/2003, 01:49 AM
The combined blasts of the farters broke windows for blocks. The police arrived on the scene and asked...

picasso
11/13/2003, 01:57 AM
who in the sam hayell has been eatin chitlins!!!!????

btw-sadly ironic that a thread started by tailwind has turned to flatulence

Tailwind
11/13/2003, 02:29 AM
Not unexpectedly though.

Al Gore
11/13/2003, 07:21 AM
Just then, Mike Stupica pulled up in his AMC Pacer with his stereo blasting Michael Bolton's Greatest Hits and wearing his favorite "Rainbow" shirt and.....

Al Gore
11/13/2003, 07:22 AM
Didn't work....try again...

Al Gore
11/13/2003, 07:24 AM
Just then, Mike ******* pulled up in his AMC Pacer with his stereo blasting Michael Bolton's Greatest Hits and wearing his favorite "Rainbow" teeshirt and....

SoonerInFla
11/13/2003, 08:00 AM
...it was quite a scene as all the farm animals came runnin, knowing they were in for a treat...

critical_phil
9/19/2007, 11:56 PM
...to which Mongo replied, "1TC, Thursday is your night in the barrel".

CatfishSooner
9/20/2007, 12:01 AM
...

Mongo
9/20/2007, 12:02 AM
...1TC, showing his eagerness, was already in the barrel, to Mongo's surprise...

SoonerGirl06
9/20/2007, 01:04 AM
Finger's were a' flying as the noises kept getting louder and louder. Mongo could no longer stand it when...

Turd_Ferguson
9/20/2007, 02:24 AM
....1TC sharted.

TexasLidig8r
9/20/2007, 09:30 AM
and looked around with a look that said, "I'm as guilty as an aggy with a boner in a barnyard!"