Car Thread (Keep This in Mind, Car Shoppers)

[Mjcpr]

What your car says about you:

Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like people's reactions when I tell them I have
a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for
Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change
lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than
no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop
280 days per year
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a
fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
Porsche 944 - l am dating big haired women that otherwise would be
inaccessible to me
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior
than the Isuzu
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now

[Beef]

Datsun...heh.

[yermom]

Subaru Impreza WRX STi - i pwn j00 ;)

[SoonerBBall]

Datsun...heh.
Stop laughing at my 280zx Turbo...or I will hit you in the balls with my kilo of coke.

[SoonerBBall]

Subaru Impreza WRX STi - i pwn j00 ;)
Subaru Impreza WRX STi - I was auditioning for a part in Too Fast, Too Furious but they gave it to Paul Walker.

[yermom]

heh, i think there was a WRX briefly in that movie, that was about it

a lot more face time for the Lancer Evolution, it was basically a big Mitsubishi commercial with that and the Eclipse :D

[SoonerBBall]

I really like the STis, but it is the new "fast car" to own so every other ****** bag had daddy buy them one here in Norman ;). I just wish people would take those ridiculous looking spoilers off of them. I can handle everything else on that car, even the gold rims, but those spoilers make me want to throw up.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I am still in the closet.

[Mjcpr]

I have a three inch thingie.

[yermom]

I really like the STis, but it is the new "fast car" to own so every other ****** bag had daddy buy them one here in Norman ;). I just wish people would take those ridiculous looking spoilers off of them. I can handle everything else on that car, even the gold rims, but those spoilers make me want to throw up.


it's functional though ;)

it looks just like the ones on the rally cars a few years ago, and isn't that far off the current ones

there are a lot of them around here lately, i know at least 3 blue ones with gold wheels that i see all the time

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I have a three inch thingie.

Dude.

Wrong thread. This belongs in the okra thread...

:les: OKRA!!!

[Mjcpr]

I only wanted people to know that I had a Porsche 911 Turbo.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

And you drive your little okra all over town in that thing...

[Mjcpr]

It's a chick magnet.

[yermom]

my car is a dude magnet, it's sick

any moderately hot chick would pick up every guy in a 10 mile radius in my car

[mdklatt]

It's a chick magnet.

Gold-digging whores! Yay!

[SoonerBBall]

Gold-digging whores! Yay!
Norman produces something other than gold-diggers? Where?

[mdklatt]

Norman produces something other than gold-diggers? Where?

mdklatt is very confused by this, on several levels.

[GottaHavePride]

I'm apparently a really good Mary Kay salesman.

[swardboy]

I'm a pimp!!!!!!! Didn't know it.......

[GDC]

Real men drive trucks, jeeps, SUV's, Harleys, or armored personnel carriers.

[yermom]

i can't live without a truck :)

[WA. Sooner]

have 2 jeeps

[soonerjoker]

why do people with fancy wheels, refer to them as "rims" ???

[olevetonahill]

Im just a F--ing hillbily
Ive got a chevy extended cab and an ole beater jeep p/u for the woods :cool:

[OUDoc]

I have a three inch thingie.
How's that working out for you?

[Mjcpr]

I have since upgraded to the 944.

[OU4LIFE]

I am still in the closet.

how about now?

[Ike]

I'm older than 34 states!

[crawfish]

I have a three inch thingie.

Three years, you'd think somebody would have asked this question:

"Whose thingie?"

[yermom]

I have since upgraded to the 944.

that is NOT an upgrade

[OU4LIFE]

that is NOT an upgrade


says the guy who drives a Subaru.

;)

[OklahomaRed]

GMC Yukon? Too many frickin' kids.

[NormanPride]

Nothing on Nissan?

[PrideTrombone]

Nothing on Nissan?

Of course not. Us Nissan drivers have nothing to be made fun of about. Well, except maybe the minivan, whatever its called.

[critical_phil]

What your car says about you:

Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like people's reactions when I tell them I have
a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for
Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change
lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than
no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop
280 days per year
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a
fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
Porsche 944 - l am dating big haired women that otherwise would be
inaccessible to me
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior
than the Isuzu
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo - I have a giant :chicken: and am a badass muther****er


:O

[MamaMia]

2008 Nissan Pathfinder V8 LE...Hit me. I'm invisible.

[Sooner_Havok]

Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones

I got down to 70 once :D