you guys ever eat

[picasso]

while on the pot?

like a small sandwich or some ice cream and cookies?

am I the only one that does this?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

O

M

G.

[TexasLidig8r]

Do you ever take a crap in the middle of the kitchen?

OH HELL NO...

(wacky artists)

[OUDoc]

Nope.
Just you. :D

Now, a beer on the pot is another story.

[colleyvillesooner]

no

[critical_phil]

i'm pretty sure :dolemite: eats, drinks, and sleeps while on the pot..........

[nmsoonergirl]

Please tell me you are kidding. Otherwise I'm gonna hurl.
I won't even brush my teeth in the bathroom cause of the gross airborn bathroom germs.
And it really grosses me out when people carry drinks into public restrooms.
Nasty!

[picasso]

I have a very large window in my bomb silo and sometimes I'll open it up and shoot my bb gun whilst on the can. we live in the country so there's ample targets milling about.

[TopDaugIn2000]

no way. I can't stand to have any food or drink in the bathroom. My ex-roommate was a different story. she'd take her whole plate in there. disgusting.

I also have friends that can't shower w/o drinking a beer while in there.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'm about to pee my pants...omg, pic...you kill me.

[picasso]

you people need to get off your high horse here. you'll eat at Mickey D's but not in your own lavatory? hah!

it's not that I'm hungry in there, I just get bored sometimes.

[crawfish]

Do any of you wonder sometimes if it's a good thing that we can learn so much about others on the anonymous internet? :eek:

[mdklatt]

I also have friends that can't shower w/o drinking a beer while in there.

You know more than one person that does this?! :eek:

Isn't drinking in the shower a pretty good clue that you're an alcoholic?

[TopDaugIn2000]

you'll eat at Mickey D's but not in your own lavatory? hah!


neither

[TexasLidig8r]

it's not that I'm hungry in there, I just get bored sometimes.
That's what books are for.. or hell... take your sketch pad in there...

[TopDaugIn2000]

You know more than one person that does this?! :eek:

Isn't drinking in the shower a pretty good clue that you're an alcoholic?

one would think so

[TopDaugIn2000]

it's not that I'm hungry in there, I just get bored sometimes.

that's what magazines are for

[picasso]

Nope.
Just you. :D

Now, a beer on the pot is another story.

hmmm, what kind? and what about wine? I'll have to e-mail the Fine Living network to see what's appropriate for lavatory drinking.

[IB4OU2]

I have a very large window in my bomb silo and sometimes I'll open it up and shoot my bb gun whilst on the can. we live in the country so there's ample targets milling about.

I'm impressed..........Is that with hotdog inhand?

[OUthunder]

while on the pot?

like a small sandwich or some ice cream and cookies?

am I the only one that does this?


you learned that on the links didn't ya?
:D

[picasso]

no magazines, I lose my concentration. I find that multi-tasking in the john is easier either eating or shooting something.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I wonder if pic paints while sitting on the throne.

And wearing a little beret.

No, really - I wonder...

[picasso]

you learned that on the links didn't ya?
:D

speaking of that, I ate some of those "Wow" chips once that contained Olean just before a round of golf.
we played at Perkins and it hit me on #2. I played as fast as possible to make it to the water closet on the #5 tee.

[picasso]

I wonder if pic paints while sitting on the throne.

And wearing a little beret.

No, really - I wonder...

I paint myself.

[picasso]

alright then. forget you people.

I just cooked up a an egg sandwich and I'm off to the lavatory.

hold all my calls.

[Fugue]

I wonder if pic paints while sitting on the throne.

And wearing a little beret.

No, really - I wonder...

a raspberry beret, in case he needs a midchit snack.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I have a very large window in my bomb silo and sometimes I'll open it up and shoot my bb gun whilst on the can. we live in the country so there's ample targets milling about.

you call it your "bb gun"?????

oh, and EWWW

[nmsoonergirl]

I don't know if I should laugh or be replused.

[leavingthezoo]

wait... you've got your pants down around your ankles, are bored and alone and all you can think to do is eat? freak. ;)

[IB4OU2]

speaking of that, I ate some of those "Wow" chips once that contained Olean just before a round of golf.
we played at Perkins and it hit me on #2. I played as fast as possible to make it to the water closet on the #5 tee.

Pic, I'm glad they put that one on #5 and they have one between #14 and #15 as well...........They've always been considerate of the beer drinkers....

[picasso]

wait... you've got your pants down around your ankles, are bored and alone and all you can think to do is eat? freak. ;)

pants? who wears pants to the john? if you haven't anything on, you can get more leverage. I learned this from Howzit.

[picasso]

Pic, I'm glad they put that one on #5 and they have one between #14 and #15 as well...........They've always been considerate of the beer drinkers....

I normally hit the trees between #12 and 13.

[OUDoc]

pants? who wears pants to the john? if you haven't anything on, you can get more leverage. I learned this from Howzit.
Try not to learn too much from Howzit. That boy ain't right. :D

[scotplum]

I get the munchies a lot when I'm on pot.

[1stTimeCaller]

It's really simple, you put a little into the stomach while a little comes out of the stomach.

[picasso]

I don't know if I should laugh or be replused.

laugh, c'monnn it's more funner.

[picasso]

It's really simple, you put a little into the stomach while a little comes out of the stomach.

yes, zen toiletry.

[leavingthezoo]

pants? who wears pants to the john? if you haven't anything on, you can get more leverage. I learned this from Howzit.

this is explains everything. :D

[jk the sooner fan]

a cup of coffee in the morning? maybe......

a meal? no, never

[OUthunder]

Olean=mineral oil.

[picasso]

Olean=mineral oil.

oh there were minerals alright.

[Harry Beanbag]

I get the munchies a lot when I'm on pot.

This sounds nasty.

[nmsoonergirl]

Do you have a gameboy or something you can take in there to keep you amused? Or maybe you could take a phone in and call someone. Or meditate. And keep your food out of
there.

Plus, one handed BB gun shooting without pants on just seems like disaster waiting to happen......

Maybe you should start doing the crossword puzzle. ;)

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I hate it when you have a whole sack lunch and you just spread the whole thing out ready to enjoy and then all of a sudden you're done. Sometimes I'll just go ahead and finish lunch rather than pack it all up again and move it to the coffee table.

[picasso]

you mean actually talk to someone on the phone whilst grunting?

that's just disgusting.

[picasso]

I hate it when you have a whole sack lunch and you just spread the whole thing out ready to enjoy and then all of a sudden you're done. Sometimes I'll just go ahead and finish lunch rather than pack it all up again and move it to the coffee table.

I hate that too, that's why I designed the #2 tray. it's a more sophisticated version of the tv tray. it also has an optional tp spool on the side.

[IB4OU2]

I normally hit the trees between #12 and 13.

Thats why I never look for my ball when i hit into the trees......

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Hey pic,

How do you alleviate that all too annoying "leg going to sleep" syndrome? I mean, it's not like you can stand up and move around with a big mac on your lap.

[jk the sooner fan]

Hey pic,

How do you alleviate that all too annoying "leg going to sleep" syndrome? I mean, it's not like you can stand up and move around with a big mac on your lap.

he could rest his elbows on his knees, leaving those red circles, which he could then use as a "natural placemat" for the big mac

[picasso]

Hey pic,

How do you alleviate that all too annoying "leg going to sleep" syndrome? I mean, it's not like you can stand up and move around with a big mac on your lap.

that's a big problem in the lavatory eating department. I find if you alternate each leg straight out every now and then it eases the numbness.

I'm thinking about designing a toilet/recliner. this would end all problems with the leg sleep thing and make the whole bathroom expercience more comfortable.

[Oldnslo]

I read. Comics, car mags, bicycling mags, the occasional Victoria's Secret catalog... you know. And sometimes, my son (he's almost 7) will come on in to discuss something of Great Importance. I've told him several times we don't need to have a family meeting while I'm taking a dump.

But EAT? On the CRAPPER?

DURING?!


That's just a whole new vista of bad that I've never seen. And it's not like I haven't been around.

I am, or I was, pretty damn happy to have been, up until this morning, unaware of such a practice.

Thanks for destroying what was left of my innocence, Bukkake boy.

[picasso]

I read. Comics, car mags, bicycling mags, the occasional Victoria's Secret catalog... you know. And sometimes, my son (he's almost 7) will come on in to discuss something of Great Importance. I've told him several times we don't need to have a family meeting while I'm taking a dump.



well don't you be taking any of mine, ok?

[Howzit]

if you haven't anything on, you can get more leverage. I learned this from Howzit.

Excellent Grasshumper.

It is time to go.

[Pricetag]

I don't import anything while exporting. That time is for playing Gameboy or reading.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Something tells me that pic is posting from the terlet right this minute.

I feel dirty...

[picasso]

no no, I would never do that.

I am however planning what I'm going to have for lunch and of course I'm going to try my best to do so during the next big movement, so to speak.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

TURTLE HEAD!

[mdklatt]

I feel dirty...

Go on...

[picasso]

this thread is slowly turning to crap and it honestly was not my intention.

if anyone is offended I sincerely apologize.

[mdklatt]

I am however planning what I'm going to have for lunch and of course I'm going to try my best to do so during the next big movement, so to speak.

Wasn't George Carlin who talked about how wierd it would be to eat a chocolate candy bar while taking a dump?

:eek:

[picasso]

he also said not to take any of his, he only had 3 left and it was almost the weekend.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Often on a weekend morning I will spend some time in the loo with my newspaper, sausage & egg biscuit and big bottle of Diet Mountain Dew. Good times.

[Harry Beanbag]

You don't take a dump, you leave a dump.

[picasso]

Often on a weekend morning I will spend some time in the loo with my newspaper, sausage & egg biscuit and big bottle of Diet Mountain Dew. Good times.

Mountain Dew huh? a little extra energy boost, I'm liking it. :D

[Pricetag]

You could always tell when this guy I used to work with at Mazzio's was going to take a dump, because he'd grab two bags of the chips we sent out with sandwiches and a pasta sauce cup for an ashtray and head that way.

[OUthunder]

At least he's not eating sh%t on the stool. ;)

[Norm In Norman]

I'm not goign to bother reading the rest of this thread, but i won't even take the phone into the restroom much less food. I am so freaked out right now, I might just have to purge.

[yermom]

i thought it was bad when i surf in the john

nothing like dropping a load and playing poker at the same time

[TopDaugIn2000]

nothing like dropping a load and playing poker at the same time

when you play poker as bad as me, it's all the same.....

[TopDaugIn2000]

I'm not goign to bother reading the rest of this thread, but i won't even take the phone into the restroom much less food. I am so freaked out right now, I might just have to purge.

I'm with you Norm. Our breakroom and restroom are across the hall from each other. Usually when I go get a diet coke, I also make a pitstop at the restroom. I'll leave my unopened can in the breakroom, go do my business in the crapper, then go pick up my diet coke before going back to my office. I won't even take AN UNOPENED COKE CAN IN THERE!!!!!

[Sooner_Bob]

And wearing a little beret.



Wee wee . . .

[OUDoc]

I won't even take AN UNOPENED COKE CAN IN THERE!!!!!
But you drink from that filthy can? How do you know the delivery guy didn't take the whole case into the bathroom with him before delivering it to you? :D You're welcome.

[TopDaugIn2000]

But you drink from that filthy can? How do you know the delivery guy didn't take the whole case into the bathroom with him before delivering it to you? :D You're welcome.

I bring a 12 pack, it doesn't come from the machine

Also, I wipe the lid and then pour it into a clean cup from home.

thanks anyway

[Boffingham]

no, but i do need to take a poop right now and i do have some fries left...

[Sooner_Bob]

I'm beginning to look at the bathroom in a whole new light . . . thanks pic. :D

[TopDaugIn2000]

I'm beginning to look at the bathroom in a whole new light . . .

you all finally get 'lectric up there in stoolwater?

or just indoor plumbing

[Sooner_Bob]

you all finally get 'lectric up there in stoolwater?

or just indoor plumbing


I stole a flashlight from the Wal-Marts so I can see where the outhouse is I and have to use a paper bag from the Sonic as toilet paper, but we get by.

[OUDoc]

I bring a 12 pack, it doesn't come from the machine

Also, I wipe the lid and then pour it into a clean cup from home.

thanks anyway
:eek:

Do you turn off the faucet in a public restroom while holding the paper towel used to dry your hands?
Why am I picking on you? ;)

[SoonerInKCMO]

:eek:

Do you turn off the faucet in a public restroom while holding the paper towel used to dry your hands?
Why am I picking on you? ;)

Because it's so easy? :D

[TopDaugIn2000]

:eek:

Do you turn off the faucet in a public restroom while holding the paper towel used to dry your hands?
Why am I picking on you? ;)

usually, and I use the paper towel to open the door as well.

and I don't care if you pick on me, whatever d00d

[OUDoc]

and I don't care if you pick on me, whatever d00d


:D

I'll leave you alone.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Mountain Dew huh? a little extra energy boost, I'm liking it. :D
I find that the carbonation provides a little extra internal pressure - leading to a more complete evacuation process.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I find that the carbonation provides a little extra internal pressure - leading to a more complete evacuation process.

Mr. Wonka?

[colleyvillesooner]

hey TD, know this guy?:

http://viasat.live.noname4us.com/images/archive/0092/m_009218.jpg

[TopDaugIn2000]

hey TD, know this guy?:

http://viasat.live.noname4us.com/images/archive/0092/m_009218.jpg

yeah, what about him

[mdklatt]

yeah, what about him

Hee hee.

[saucysoonergal]

When I was a kid, one of the other kids in the neighborhood told me that the devil gets a bite of every food item you take in the bathroom, and a sip of every drink you take in...









Do you think that her parents had issues?

[yermom]

you know, CDIAB just doesn't sound like bathroom food

[OUDoc]

When I was a kid, one of the other kids in the neighborhood told me that the devil gets a bite of every food item you take in the bathroom, and a sip of every drink you take in...





Do you think that her parents had issues?
Just think what they must have thought about "polishing your Howzit". :eek:

[dolemitesooner]

Do you ever take a crap in the middle of the kitchen?

OH HELL NO...


yes

[Czar Soonerov]

I used to work with a guy that would eat Cheetos in the bathroom while doing the duece.

[mdklatt]

I used to work with a guy that would eat Cheetos in the bathroom while doing the duece.

I bet there was always orange powder left on the TP roll, wasn't there?

[Czar Soonerov]

No, I think he licked his fingers...ewww

He would leave the chip bag on the floor though. Sometimes you could hear crunching noises when you went in there, so you knew who was in the stall.

[VeeJay]

This thread stinks.

[saucysoonergal]

This thread stinks.

Oh, go to the loo and eat your funyuns why don't ya! ;)


http://www.fritolay.com/images/cm/funyuns.gif

[OklahomaTrombone]

I post while dropping the duece.

[silverwheels]

Man, that's disgusting. There are...particles floating in the air, that could get on your food. My toothbrush is on the OPPOSITE side of the bathroom.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Man, that's disgusting. There are...particles floating in the air, that could get on your food. My toothbrush is on the OPPOSITE side of the bathroom.
The guys on Mythbusters showed that poop particles get on your toothbrush even if it's in the next room. Poop is everywhere.

[silverwheels]

The guys on Mythbusters showed that poop particles get on your toothbrush even if it's in the next room. Poop is everywhere.

True. You can't escape the poop. But still, I would never eat while on the john.

[IR4OU]

I can see old Picasso now, nachos in one hand TP in the other ….. YIKES!

[yermom]

how about KFC? is that good toilet food?

[Oldnslo]

finger lickin' good!

[yermom]

http://www.throwedrolls.com/images/great_pics15.jpg

[GDC]

I play with this:

http://www.zzz.com.ru/data/users/killdashnine/mattel_football.jpg

[picasso]

I play with this:

http://www.zzz.com.ru/data/users/killdashnine/mattel_football.jpg

doesn't hold a candle to the new double quarter pounder.

[GottaHavePride]

Holy cow - it's been a long time since we had a thread this funny. There's more quality posting in here than in the whole IT.

[proud gonzo]

BUMP

[StoopTroup]

Are you Sh*ttin me....

This is just gross...

[olevetonahill]

I am so glad that I missed this thread the 1st time around ;)
Now we have # 2 :eek: :eek: :eek:

[critical_phil]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/346/sammichkk1.jpg

[instigator]

You know more than one person that does this?! :eek:

Isn't drinking in the shower a pretty good clue that you're an alcoholic?
I drink in the shower quite a bit. It's great in the summer time. Get home from a long bike ride. Grab a cold one and get in the shower. It's great!

[BeetDigger]

finger lickin' good!


Given the topic, I think that I would have re-read this wording prior to hitting the post button. :texan:

[proud gonzo]

what? that post was classic!

[soonerboomer93]

how about KFC? is that good toilet food?

as we all have read, grease goes right through you and provides a nice lubricating agent to the deuce