View Full Version : movie quotes you wish you could use on the SO
jk the sooner fan
5/23/2005, 01:11 PM
"whoa whoa whoa, you cant go talking to my feeannsay that way"
[Darth Vader Breathing].............. .............., ............. ..............[/Darth Vader Breathing]
OUthunder
5/23/2005, 01:14 PM
something from deadwood.
OklahomaTuba
5/23/2005, 01:17 PM
"Don't make me destroy you" - Darth Vader.
KABOOKIE
5/23/2005, 01:19 PM
**** her! **** her brains out!
JohnnyMack
5/23/2005, 01:21 PM
I ain't easy and I ain't yer kid. And you can take sorry and shove it up your a**. I ain't scared.
crawfish
5/23/2005, 01:23 PM
About two dozen from 'Blazing Saddles'. I'm always too afraid that people won't make the connection... :eek:
proud gonzo
5/23/2005, 01:26 PM
About two dozen from 'Blazing Saddles'. I'm always too afraid that people won't make the connection... :eek:
"Up yours n*****!"
;)
About two dozen from 'Blazing Saddles'. I'm always too afraid that people won't make the connection... :eek:
I'll get it......post away.
ouflak
5/23/2005, 01:53 PM
"Angels and ministers of grace defend us!"
I'm still waiting for the right thread but it just hasn't come along yet.
BeetDigger
5/23/2005, 02:04 PM
"While looks are important. We are looking for a girl with a certain morally casual attitude."
crawfish
5/23/2005, 02:06 PM
I'll get it......post away.
I like rape.
I like rape.
I don't get it; and, you're a sick individual.
crawfish
5/23/2005, 02:07 PM
"Up yours n*****!"
;)
That was my #1 choice. :D
crawfish
5/23/2005, 02:08 PM
I don't get it; and, you're a sick individual.
Yeah, chicks don't usually dig that kind of humor.
SoonerBK
5/23/2005, 02:09 PM
"The Sherriff is near!"
OUthunder
5/23/2005, 02:34 PM
The chicks quote in "Dirty Santa" after having anal sex with dirty santa and not walking right for a month.
Funny with eggnog.
Bama/OU
5/23/2005, 02:36 PM
"Say what again...I dare you, I double dare you motherf*cker - say what one more godd*mn time !!"
critical_phil
5/23/2005, 02:39 PM
seeing that i just watched Employee of the Month:
I'd like to tit **** Liz Hurley, but life's full of disappointments.................
truer words were never spoken.
evar............
jk the sooner fan
5/23/2005, 02:40 PM
"you talking to me?"
repeat 20 times....
Losers always complain about their best, winners go home and f*** the prom queen.
BeetDigger
5/23/2005, 02:55 PM
"My name is Jim. But most of my close friends call me ... Jim."
Scott D
5/23/2005, 03:11 PM
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning."
namely because I hate mornings :)
usmc-sooner
5/23/2005, 05:28 PM
when Vinny tells the jury
"everything this guy tells you is bull****"
silverwheels
5/23/2005, 05:31 PM
The d**ks, p***ies, and a**holes speech from Team America.
SoonerBorn68
5/23/2005, 05:32 PM
Hold it! Hold it! What the hell is that s***?!
BeetDigger
5/23/2005, 05:36 PM
when Vinny tells the jury
"everything this guy tells you is bull****"
Vinny "Request that I treat this witness as hostile"
Judge "But she's your witness"
Marissa "You think I'm hostile now, wait until later"
SoonerBorn68
5/23/2005, 05:38 PM
I'll be your huckleberry.
SoonerBorn68
5/23/2005, 05:39 PM
You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
opksooner
5/23/2005, 07:28 PM
Monte Python:
"I blow my nose in your general direction".
JohnnyMack
5/23/2005, 07:34 PM
Yippee ki yaa, mother****er!
Soonerbabeinbama
5/23/2005, 08:52 PM
"I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely".
Rhett Butler........
the_ouskull
5/23/2005, 09:56 PM
Only because I couldn't find a transcript of Victor's rant from the same movie anywhere online...
A great numb feeling washes over me as I let go of the past and look forward to the future. Pretend to be a vampire. I don't really need to pretend, because it's who I am, an emotional vampire. I've just come to expect it. Vampires are real. That I was born this way. That I feed off of other people's real emotions. Search for this night's prey. Who will it be?
-- Sean Bateman, Rules of Attraction
crawfish
5/23/2005, 10:56 PM
I'm paying you guys to lay track, not to jump around like some Kansas City faggots!
Stanley1
5/23/2005, 11:01 PM
Knife? Thats not a knife. THIS is a knife.
silverwheels
5/23/2005, 11:05 PM
Burger Kid [to cook in back]: I need a double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What's that about? Are you gonna spit in it now?
Burger Kid: No, I'm just telling him that so he makes it good. [to cook] Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Cook (over headset): Roger! Holding the spit!
XingTheRubicon
5/23/2005, 11:10 PM
Butch "Would you make a jump like that if you didn't have to......?"
Sundance "I have to and I'm not gonna"
proud gonzo
5/23/2005, 11:21 PM
Butch "Would you make a jump like that if you didn't have to......?"
Sundance "I have to and I'm not gonna"
ooooh, good movie :D
OklahomaTrombone
5/23/2005, 11:27 PM
ooooh, good movie :D
I don't recognize this quote. What movie is it from?
(over dramatize mode) But...ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt Spooooooooooock, I'm a first run *******! (end/over dramatize mode)
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Czar Soonerov
5/7/2006, 08:50 PM
Burger Kid [to cook in back]: I need a double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What's that about? Are you gonna spit in it now?
Burger Kid: No, I'm just telling him that so he makes it good. [to cook] Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Cook (over headset): Roger! Holding the spit!
Officer Smy: Bear... bear****er, do you need assistance?
BoogercountySooner
5/7/2006, 08:52 PM
Swarzeneger Voice---Your one Ugly Mothrf***eR
walkoffsooner
5/7/2006, 09:14 PM
Jeffey Jeffey Daumer
Never tell me the odds.
...and I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
what a wonderful smell you've discovered.
I'm out of commision for awhile and everyone has delusions of grandeur
- Han Solo
I've got to go save my as$.
Do you think he's compensating for something?
- Shrek
An opportunity will present itself.
That is the sound of a thousand terrible things.
- Qui-Gon-Jin
Get a bribe for the kraut guards. Then, get yourself a new face.
- Sefton, Stalag 17
What we have here is failure to communicate.
That's the way he wants it. Well, That's the way he gets it.
- Warden, Cool Hand Luke
They broke me but, they didn't get my mind right.
I wish you'd stop being so good to me, boss.
- Luke, Cool Hand Luke
Soylent Green is people!
Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty ape!
So let it be written. So let it be done
- Charlton Heston
soonerthanu
5/7/2006, 09:22 PM
Any you homos call me francis and ill kill ya
soonerthanu
5/7/2006, 09:23 PM
What we have here is a failure to communicate
Kirk: I would not presume to debate you.
Spock: That is wise.
I bet she gives great helmet
No one ever won a war dying for his country. He won it making the other SOB die for his country. -Patton
bigdsooner
5/7/2006, 09:40 PM
eat a d!ck
BoogercountySooner
5/7/2006, 09:42 PM
I'm shakin the bush Boss!
slickdawg
5/7/2006, 09:47 PM
I bet if they was some pu**y at the top of this obstacle, you could climb to the top.
TUSooner
5/7/2006, 09:54 PM
About two dozen from 'Blazing Saddles'. I'm always too afraid that people won't make the connection... :eek:
Yeah. It's a waste of time to explain "a laurel and hearty handshake." :rolleyes:
bigdsooner
5/7/2006, 09:54 PM
this guy...he loves the c0ck
For SicEm: "Oh, I forgot you were absent the day they taught law in law school."
For all of us: "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
whistle, whistle, chirp, fart. - R2D2
usmc-sooner
5/7/2006, 11:08 PM
where all the white women at?
Dang that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.
picasso
5/7/2006, 11:41 PM
I ain't easy and I ain't yer kid. And you can take sorry and shove it up your a**. I ain't scared.
"yes, it's sooo cosmopolitan."
picasso
5/7/2006, 11:42 PM
Yippee ki yaa, mother****er!
Brucen ze Willis.
Throw out your hands.
Stick out your tush.
Hands on your hips, give 'em a push.
You'll be surprised you're doing the French mistake
picasso
5/7/2006, 11:44 PM
What we have here is a failure to communicate
get mad at dem dere eggs!
picasso
5/7/2006, 11:47 PM
was it as good for you as it was for me....THAT time?
how big could it really be? let's find out.
Mr. Hammen: And how about the time we hopped in the family car and drove all the way to Woodstock?
Mrs. Hammen: Oh, that was a time. You got hold of that bad acid and didn't come down for two weeks, you kept telling everyone that you were Jesus Christ and then you jumped off a roof 'cause you thought you could fly!
Mr. Hammen: What a bummer.
Mrs. Hammen: No sh*t.
picasso
5/7/2006, 11:50 PM
and Leon's getting larrrrggerrrrrrrrr....
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?
It's time to unleash our secret weapon; I call it "Black-man's Kryptonite
Oh, sh*t! It's Macy Gray with Porkchop Sideburns
picasso
5/8/2006, 12:02 AM
come see the violence inherit in the system!
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
this one is for OUDoc...
My God man. Do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman has immediate post-parandial, upper-abdominal distention.
stoops the eternal pimp
5/9/2006, 07:51 AM
Somebody's got to go back to town and get a s*** load of dimes
SleestakSooner
5/9/2006, 08:26 AM
"I gave Baja my heart and all she gave me was this pen!";)
God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?
(zip)
Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
BoomerJack
5/9/2006, 12:43 PM
"What fools these mortals be." From "Mid-Summer Night's Dream". I know. Shakespeare wrote the play but it was a movie in the '30's I believe.
stoops the eternal pimp
5/9/2006, 12:46 PM
Candygram for Mongo...
Mongo like candy
OKC Sooner
5/9/2006, 12:52 PM
That's Hedley!!!
slickdawg
5/9/2006, 12:53 PM
I'd hit it like it owed me money.
oh wait, that was VK that said that, never mind.
BeetDigger
5/9/2006, 12:53 PM
Throw out your hands.
Stick out your tush.
Hands on your hips, give 'em a push.
You'll be surprised you're doing the French mistake
Ok, now get it right you bunch of sissy mary's.
stoops the eternal pimp
5/9/2006, 12:53 PM
~echoing evil henchmen~ That's Headley
slickdawg
5/9/2006, 12:54 PM
it's the one that says BAD MOTHER ****ER on it
OKC Sooner
5/9/2006, 12:55 PM
Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?
(zip)
Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
Rumor has it that the Sheriff's reply was cut from the film in editing... supposedly after the lights go out and Lilly goes "It's twue. It's twue", the sheriff clears his throat and says, "Excuse me, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm."
I don't care who you are, that there's funny!!!! :D
stoops the eternal pimp
5/9/2006, 12:55 PM
Now is a time of great decision Are we to stay or up and quit? There's no avoiding this conclusion Our town is turning into **** Amen.
Flagstaffsooner
5/9/2006, 01:01 PM
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from transexual texahhhs....."
http://www.princeton.edu/~vperry/pics/simms.jpg
Baby. I'm not from Havana.
OKC Sooner
5/9/2006, 01:28 PM
Work, work, work. Work, work, work. Work, work, work. Hello boys, have a good night's rest, I missed you
Captain's Log, stardate 29.6, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from... total annihilation. SO FAR... no... signs of aquatic life anywhere, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've... GOT TO, MISTER.
stoops the eternal pimp
5/9/2006, 01:49 PM
from Anchorman
Your not Ron.
No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing! There *is* no bathroom!
My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.
TexasLidig8r
5/9/2006, 02:05 PM
Wyatt: He's drunk.
Doc: In vino veritas. ("Wine loosens the tongue.")
Ringo: Age quod agis. ("You'd better be careful" or "Watch what you say".)
Doc: Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego. ("Tell it to the Marines/Military/Army, not me.")
Ringo: Eventus stultorum... magister. ("Fools must be taught by experience.")
Doc: In pace requiescat! ("Rest in peace!")
handcrafted
5/9/2006, 04:08 PM
"What a waste of a perfectly good white boy."
In a severe lightning storm, you wanna grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air.
GottaHavePride
5/9/2006, 11:42 PM
Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high with the single greatest commodity known to man--promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gaze of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, how she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels are bottled promise. A beautiful girl is all powerful, and that's as good as love.
true, very true
47straight
5/10/2006, 02:41 AM
William Roper: So, now you give the Devil the benefit of law!
Sir Thomas More: Yes! What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?
William Roper: Yes, I'd cut down every law in England to do that!
Sir Thomas More: Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!
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