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VeeJay
11/11/2003, 02:50 PM
Word is that Larry Flynt has paid six figures for pics of PFC Jessica Lynch cavorting topless before she was shipped off to Iraq.

Would anyone go out and buy a Hustler magazine for this?

I hope not.

scotplum
11/11/2003, 02:55 PM
Not I, no.

Rhino
11/11/2003, 02:58 PM
ca·vort (k-vôrt)
intr.v. ca·vort·ed, ca·vort·ing, ca·vorts
To bound or prance about in a sprightly manner; caper.
To have lively or boisterous fun; romp:

roostercogburn
11/11/2003, 06:14 PM
i think he said he was not going to publish them.

soonerboomer93
11/11/2003, 06:38 PM
the report i heard is that he purchased them to ensure that they're not published.

Penguin
11/11/2003, 06:46 PM
Some days I hate Larry Flynt. Other days I think he's alright.

Howzit
11/11/2003, 07:37 PM
Some days I hate Larry Flynt. Other days I think he's alright.

And where on the hate-larry-nothate-larry spectrum would this day fall?

mrowl
11/11/2003, 09:11 PM
the report i heard is that he purchased them to ensure that they're not published.

I heard the exact opposite, the ny post reported that he will publish them in Feb.

OUFAN29
11/11/2003, 09:12 PM
Out here on CBS this morning they said he bought them to prevent them getting out in the public's eye. Guess he is the only one to know for sure.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/11/2003, 09:17 PM
The only way to ensure nude photos of yourself aren't taken/published is to keep your clothes on while "cavorting."

Howzit
11/11/2003, 09:43 PM
The only way to ensure nude photos of yourself aren't taken/published is to keep your clothes on while "cavorting."

Killjoy!

GottaHavePride
11/11/2003, 10:08 PM
But then it's not really cavorting. It's more prancing.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/11/2003, 10:33 PM
You don't have to take your clothes off to have a good time.

Howzit
11/11/2003, 10:53 PM
Jermaine Stewart.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/11/2003, 10:56 PM
You can dance and party all night and drink some cherry wine.

Czar Soonerov
11/11/2003, 11:31 PM
uh-huh

Soonerfan85
11/11/2003, 11:45 PM
I'm sure Miss Lynch must feel relieved to know that someone with such outstanding integrity as Larry Flint will be the owner of those photos.

:rolleyes:

Howzit
11/12/2003, 11:15 AM
You think that while Jessica was mid-cavort the image of Larry Flynt owning pictures of said cavort ever scrolled across her mental marquis?

I'm thinking no.

crawfish
11/12/2003, 11:46 AM
If you're cavoting nude while someone has a camera around, I doubt that very much is going through your "mental marquis" anyway.

WILDCAT NATION
11/12/2003, 01:58 PM
To answer the question...no thanks.

OUthunder
11/12/2003, 02:04 PM
Probably not! Women in the military do little for me in terms of naughty magazine nature!

C&CDean
11/12/2003, 02:59 PM
I'm much more of a butt/leg man myself. Thanks anyway.

IB4OU2
11/20/2007, 03:52 PM
ca·vort (k-vôrt)
intr.v. ca·vort·ed, ca·vort·ing, ca·vorts
To bound or prance about in a sprightly manner like Pat; caper.
To have lively or boisterous fun; romp:


fixed-

StoopTroup
11/20/2007, 06:32 PM
If Larry did publish them...I would only buy a copy in order to be patriotic.

soonerboy_odanorth
11/20/2007, 07:37 PM
I've forgotten what she looks like, if that answers the question.