dON'T HATE ME CAUSE i AM QUOTABLE.

[dolemitesooner]

Hate beano he made it new and impoved

dolemite quoTe thiny (http://bfcfgof.com/fark/dolemite.cfm)

[bri]

Heh.

[dolemitesooner]

Dolemite Random Quote Generator
115
That would be cool I have never been qouted in my life I would be like the lincoln of sf

[Soonerbabeinbama]

lovely - Dolemiteisms!

[dolemitesooner]

I am the yoggi berra of the sf

[bri]

We should have dolemite fortune cookes at all the tailgates!

[Howzit]

That never gets old. Well, it does, but it takes a while.

[dolemitesooner]

We should have dolemite fortune cookes at all the tailgates!
is this possable i have some money of yermoms stuck away

[Al Gore]

316
When you wake op in th emidel of the nightT try peeing sittng down. You will Nt have to open your eye and you can go back to sleep better. fatster.

[dolemitesooner]

316
When you wake op in th emidel of the nightT try peeing sittng down. You will Nt have to open your eye and you can go back to sleep better. fatster.
yeah thats a good un...I was drunk when i wrote that....I think

[SweetheartSooner]

Dolemite Random Quote Generator
220
Shock a tie on my skittly wiottly

Was meth involved, in anyway, with this post?

[dolemitesooner]

Was meth involved, in anyway, with this post?
meth :eek: I am fat....and no

[SweetheartSooner]

Dolemite Random Quote Generator
379
I always wanted to be a mexican nationalist


tee hee!

[dolemitesooner]

Dolemite Random Quote Generator
379
I always wanted to be a mexican nationalist


tee hee!
I am kinda of worried about the minute men now though

[SweetheartSooner]

what exactly is a skittly wiotelly and how do you shock a tie on it?

[Soonerbabeinbama]

yeah thats a good un...I was drunk when i wrote that....I think
you do a lot of interesting things when you're drunk Dolemite

[JohnnyMack]

Best.

Thread.

Evar.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Awwww **** yeah!!

[dolemitesooner]

you do a lot of interesting things when you're drunk Dolemite
uhh yeah cuase i have never once posted on here while drunk...only sober for reals...let me explain


On sf this is me for real the eggs fry in the pan or your brain on drugs



while drunk I am like a chiwwahawa on meth with its tail tied to a string tied to a eletric fence while swimming in a pool of vomit

[bri]

what exactly is a skittly wiotelly and how do you shock a tie on it?
Is it time for "The Talk" already?

Our little girl's growing up so fast!

[SoonerInKCMO]

while drunk I am like a chiwwahawa on meth with its tail tied to a string tied to a eletric fence while swimming in a pool of vomit
Beano, this has GOT to be #401.

:D

[dolemitesooner]

I 2nd that...Fock yeah

[Soonerbabeinbama]

I 2nd that...Fock yeah

There will be no "focking" on the SF Dolemite!! This is a family show :cool:

[dolemitesooner]

i poop on you then..are you into that

[OklahomaTuba]

I always enjoy Dolemite when he calls into the sports animal and sing songs.

[bri]

i poop on you then..are you into that
dolemite, I didn't know you were from Cleveland...

[dolemitesooner]

I always enjoy Dolemite when he calls into the sports animal and sing songs.
UHH HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS ME FOR REAL :eek:

[dolemitesooner]

dolemite, I didn't know you were from Cleveland...
JACKSON , MISSISSISSSISISIISISIISIIISIISIISIIISISSSSSIISIISI ISIISIISISPI

[bri]

JACKSON , MISSISSISSSISISIISISIISIIISIISIISIIISISSSSSIISIISI ISIISIISISPI
Dude, ask yermom to explain it sometime. I'm too busy kicking *** in the Star Wars trivia thread. :D

[dolemitesooner]

Is r.kelly from clevland

By the way i got to take the browns to the super bowl and i hope its not the jets

[Soonerbabeinbama]

i poop on you then..are you into that

uhhhh - no...............

[SoonerInKCMO]

uhhhh - no...............
LIAR!!!




:D

[bri]

This thread is great.


FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!

[soonerboomer93]

273
dC I WAS JUST PLAYIN DOG ...i DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS 12 ......WITH HER HAIR PULLED BACK SHE LOOKS 11








I KED I KEDD

now i've missed alot of stuff, but I just wasn't expecting this one.

[yermom]

that one isn't that original

he got it from the "Natalie Portman was hot in The Professional" fan club

[dolemitesooner]

that one isn't that original

he got it from the "Natalie Portman was hot in The Professional" fan club
1. KEEP MY SECRATS TO YOURS ELF

2. STFU NOOB

[dolemitesooner]

This thread is great.


FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!


:mad:

[critical_phil]

please add:


OHH MAY GQAWD EVEN i AM NOT THE STUPIOD


tia

[bri]

Is it time for "The Talk" already?

Our little girl's growing up so fast!

That was gold, people.

Whatever happened to that guy, anyways? :D

[dolemitesooner]

be quiet noob

[bri]

Yes, sir. :(


:D

[dolemitesooner]

your so sophisticated

[bri]

I'm tryin' to class up this joint. ;)

[dolemitesooner]

yeah yeah blah blah blha like fairy tales often do

[SelmaBamaFan]

W

T

F

is this thread?


and why am I just now seeing it?

[GottaHavePride]

The infernal device linked to in the first post is Beano's "Random Dolemite Quote Generator". :D All things actually typed by dolemite.

[SelmaBamaFan]

I realize that, im just shocked at them all as I keep clicking it over... and over, and over.


It's addicting.

[bri]

You know what's awesome? Centuries from now, future generations of life on Earth will stumble across the Dolemite Random Quote Generator and will think that's how we ALL talked. :D

[SelmaBamaFan]

BTW if you are going to bump a thread, you should bump the thread where we teased doleo about not getting into IT

[GottaHavePride]

I really think its leagal......and dc if you really want to do this I will bring a video camera and it will be thefilm of the centurary.

Heh.

[StoopTroup]

while drunk I am like a chiwwahawa on meth with its tail tied to a string tied to a eletric fence while swimming in a pool of vomit
Classic.

[NormanPride]

59
This realy ****es me off. I mean what is the deal with not being able to run up the score in football, but in every other sport it is allowed.

In basketball fans love when a team scores 100 or when a golfer blows away the field. Who dosent love it when a baseball team scores doulbe digit runs.
And I enjoy ever minute of when indianapolis colts, and peyton score a ton of touchdowns.

I dont remeber anyone saying anything last year when woods scored 7 td's against smu last year.

And when tiger was killing people on the golf coarse should he have laided down and not tryed to shoot anything but par.

i am going to have a heart attack

This could not have been said by dolemite. We need an investigation.