ATWOODS Ranch & Home Suply

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This post and thread will suck. Cut me some slack, yesterday I had a physical complete with ( :les: cough) and ( :eek: , you know what that means :eddie: ) plus I'm recovering from an excursion to the outskirts of drunkytown. Having said that, the store is awexome. I went in there the other day and was amazed at all the crap they have available. So today I get an add in the newspaper and throughout the day I will be listing sale items.

Bulk Salted Peanuts in the Shells, 88 cents per Lb.

[colleyvillesooner]

This thread sucks ;)

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This thread sucks ;)

indeed,

Aunt Berties Tea, 1/2 gallon, $5.99

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Moth Flakes, 14 oz., $3.49

[StoopTroup]

Moth Flakes, 14 oz., $3.49
Do they have "Moth Flakes with Raisins"?

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Do they have "Moth Flakes with Raisins"?

Mothted Flakes, They're Grrrrrrrrrrreat!

Bunny Bath - $2.59 wtf?

[Soonerfan85]

Would one of the admins please move this thread to the

THESE THREADS SUCK forum



:)


Atwoods rocks

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5 position Tractor Seat - $66

5 position? rawr :texan:

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Turtle Girdle - $3.49 wft?

[Soonerfan85]

flypaper $.69 per roll, $1.29 per double roll

do flys prefer quilted paper?

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Turtle Girdle - $3.49 wft?

wtf is wft? :D

6 ft. T-posts with 5 clips - $2.76

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Straight Run Chickens, 99 cents

assorted Pullets or Bantams $1.89

[DCSooner]

Moth Balls?


How do they get the moths to hold still?

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Safe n Sound Horse Feed, 40 Lb. $7.95

provides high energy without risk of starch overload

[Petro-Sooner]

and nobody wants starch overload.

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Moth Balls?


How do they get the moths to hold still?

heh

with the 4 pk. Stick All Trap - $1.98

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4 5/8" cowbell $2.95

the 5 1/2" and 7 1/4" will cost you a little more at $3.95 and $5.95 respektively.

[GottaHavePride]

4 5/8" cowbell $2.95

the 5 1/2" and 7 1/4" will cost you a little more at $3.95 and $5.95 respektively. And one built specifically for "exploring the acoustical space" will run you fitty.

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And one built specifically for "exploring the acoustical space" will run you fitty.

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nicely done, limit.

50 Lb. sulphur block - $3.25

stock up now

[StoopTroup]

Do they have the "Darth Vader Cattle Prod" yet?

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Do they have the "Darth Vader Cattle Prod" yet?

Due to the poor casting of anakin, the prodcut was renamed "the sissy or (sithy) thticker" and only provides a light tingly jolt in the cows rumple area.

Boy, he better not screw up his last chance at making DV cool or I will probably only go see it

multiple times :O

[DCSooner]

How bout the "Can O' Pit Stank"

How much is that?

[TopDaugIn2000]

5 position Tractor Seat - $66

5 position? rawr :texan:

headed out the door now.....that will be PERFECT for my weekend getaway.....

[Sooner51]

I just bought a 28cc McCullough weedeater last weekend from atwoods.
I will say they have variety, you can't walk into your average hardware store and buy chickens. :texan:

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How bout the "Can O' Pit Stank"

How much is that?

due to the new gheywhiff study, that product has been pulled from the ssssshelvessss for repricccing...

and to keep Elton and co. away (nttawwt) :texan:

Hi-yield Turf Ranger - $5.95

that product goes well with this post

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2ft. Aggregate Border Stone - $3.33
order 2 and you pay debil (get it? it would be double the price and be $6.66)
oh nevermind :O

i wonder if they sell stunned aggregate. :stunned:

[Taxman71]

I just bought a 28cc McCullough weedeater last weekend from atwoods.
I will say they have variety, you can't walk into your average hardware store and buy chickens. :texan:

I take my son with me to Atwoods every weekend just so he can see the chicks in the back of the store. It's better than letting him get dogpiled at the Soonermall kids playland.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I just can't get enough of this thread. Here's to you, f'in Hillbillies!

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I just can't get enough of this thread. Here's to you, f'in Hillbillies!

well then, have another helping:

10 Lb. Pet & Garden Dust - $5.96 (Permethrin, Low Odor)
I wonder if this clears up Pit Stank? :les:

[StoopTroup]

10 Lb. Pet & Garden Dust - $5.96 (Permethrin, Low Odor)

Dust your pet...plant him in the garden...dual function...lol

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Dust your pet...plant him in the garden...dual function...lol

Dusting your Pet, heh.

Ranch Pro Fancy Scratch
40 Lb. bag, $5

[StoopTroup]

$5 sounds like a lot of scratch for scratch!

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$5 sounds like a lot of scratch for scratch!

then you may want to go with
Ranch Pro Chick Starter Grower Crumbles
25 Lb. bag at $5.25
it's medicated to prevent coccidiosis.

[Petro-Sooner]

coccidosis, I had that once. Makes shingles look like a diaper rash.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I am laughing so hard.

I love this thread...

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it is quality innit? :rolleyes: :texan:
I'm thinking :dean: may drop the shoe on it.

12 qt. Hook Over Feeders
Available in red, green or blue.
Oh man, if I could hook one of these bad boys around my neck and load it with some pulled pork, mmmmmmmm. meaty f'in hillbilly goodness.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Are you kidding?

This thread is Dean Nip...

YEE HAW!!!

[StoopTroup]

http://www.rjray.org/blosxom/funny/feedbag.jpg

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yes, those hook over feeders would be great for the tailgates. Bunch of SO'ers with feeders atached. Perhaps for the roadgate at NU.

2 Gal. Galvanized Feed/Water Pan - $2.79

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oh no they di'int:

Wabbitat Rabbit Cage - $22

Wabbitat. I'm :stunned: .

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

No

they

di'int.

TOTP, Cornpones!

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wabbitat

[Sooner51]

By the checkout stand they've always got a bunch of candy around.
Do yourselves a favor next time and get some maple nut chews.

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By the checkout stand they've always got a bunch of candy around.
Do yourselves a favor next time and get some maple nut chews.

will do!

Pooper Scooper Rake Set - $10.95

that seems a little steep, especially when an old pitching wedge will loft a turd onto the neighbor's roof for free.

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Wild Delight Premium Squirrel Food
8 Lb. bag - $2.69

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I LOVE THIS THREAD!

Do they have rodent traps?

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I LOVE THIS THREAD!

Do they have rodent traps?

Yes, the Stick All glue trap from Kness, 4 pk. $1.98
designed for rodents, spiders, worms(wtf?) roaches and other pests.

Harper's 1Lb. Dog Chews - $2.49
your choice, Snouts, Ear Puffs, or Lung Fillets.

Lung Fillets? :eddie:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Annnnd, I love this thread even more...

[DCSooner]

Mmmmm. Lung fillets.

[C&CDean]

nicely done, limit.

50 Lb. sulphur block - $3.25

stock up now

I buy em' at Wanette Feeds for $3. So there.

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I buy em' at Wanette Feeds for $3. So there.

well that's just good shopping. A quarter here and there gives you some budget room for a:
3.75 Lb. bag of Simplifly - $19.95
Proven to stop fly populations by 97-100%
With larva stop.

[C&CDean]

Here's the deal on Atwood's people. They have quite a bit of "stuff." I buy hitch pins, clevis', bolts, a few tools, dog food, and have bought fence panels and cattle feeders there every once in a while. Sometimes, they put their Roundhouse overalls on sale and I'll buy a couple new pairs.

Having said that, the Atwood's in Norman blows major bovine. They hire stupid kids, who don't know dick about "farm stuff" and are more interested in playing grab-*** and pecker pull than with helping customers. They put them on the register, and half of them can't even do a farm tax ID deal. The manager of the store (who I've dealt with on many occasions) is a horses ***. I bent the supports on a box blade I bought there and he told me I must have been "abusing them and we won't honor the warranty." I said "you will honor the warranty" and he said "the warranty says the support braces must be broken, not bent." I said "I'll be back in about an hour." I went home, and broke the sons-a-bitches, carried them up there and said "now warranty them." He wasn't quite sure what to do, so he warrantied them.

Overall, I rate Atwoods about a C-. Tractor Supply gets a B, but only cause I always challenge the manager at the one in Moore to "beat Atwoods' prices." And he always does.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Did you hear that, people?

:les:LARVA STOP!

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no love for larva stop? well then how about:

Navajo Bare Back Pad - $19.98

"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowgirl" YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAA

[C&CDean]

How about bull emasculators? And bolis guns. And big-assed syringes for shooting big-assed animals? How much are they? Huh?

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How about bull emasculators? And bolis guns. And big-assed syringes for shooting big-assed animals? How much are they? Huh?

I thought you did all that with your hands?

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Mint Sprig - notta

Hey Lid, have you ever been to Atwoods?

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Mystik JT-6 High Temp Grease
$1.56 14oz.

:texan:

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Duck Activity Jacket
Assorted Sizes $75
$80 Big & Tall

[yermom]

i got poker chips the last time i was there

we used them for the 1st Annual OU/TX poker game ;)

[Jimminy Crimson]

My dog is a fan of their lung filets and snouts.

[Sooner_Bob]

Ya'll would love Rhynes Surplus in Ada . . .

[Sooner51]

I just bought a 28cc McCullough weedeater last weekend from atwoods.
I will say they have variety, you can't walk into your average hardware store and buy chickens. :texan:
Atwoods is great with returns. I took this weedeater back last week because it was not working properly. I didn't have my reciept and they don't have any weedeaters in stock so they gave me a credit back to my debit card.

[IB4OU2]

I just bought a 28cc McCullough weedeater last weekend from atwoods.
I will say they have variety, you can't walk into your average hardware store and buy chickens. :texan:

uphere you can.............:O

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FirePower
Air Soft Mini Machine Gun $18.88


oh yeah

:dean:

[Sooner_Bob]

uphere you can.............:O


i.e. Stillwater Mills?

[IB4OU2]

i.e. Stillwater Mills?

Yep.

[IB4OU2]

I like the fill the white bucket day when you can go in there and buy all the nutd and bolts a what not hardware you need by the pound.........:)

[OklahomaTrombone]

FirePower
Air Soft Mini Machine Gun $18.88


oh yeah

:dean:

oh snap

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Sulfodene Brand Ear Cleaner
Loosens wax & debris
Reduces Risk of infection or inflammation
Soothes with Aloe Vaer

4 oz. bottle - $2.76

DC?

[DCSooner]

Sulfodene Brand Ear Cleaner
Loosens wax & debris
Reduces Risk of infection or inflammation
Soothes with Aloe Vaer

4 oz. bottle - $2.76

DC?
Damn. I need some of that fo-sure.

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Damn. I need some of that fo-sure.

while your there, you may want to get:
Stump Likker
3/4 gallon - $6.98

[Taxman71]

while your there, you may want to get:
Stump Likker
3/4 gallon - $6.98

Dang, those are South Shields Blvd. prices circa 1987 (before the Video Vigilante stirred them all up).

[DCSooner]

while your there, you may want to get:
Stump Likker
3/4 gallon - $6.98
It aint no stump if you know what I am saying.

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It aint no stump if you know what I am saying.

then your a likker?

nttawwt

[C&CDean]

Mystik JT-6 High Temp Grease
$1.56 14oz.

:texan:

Dude, why?

And I just bought a 6 pack of those very tubes. Gotta get all the pecan harvesting equipment all lubed up.

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Dude, why?

And I just bought a 6 pack of those very tubes. Gotta get all the pecan harvesting equipment all lubed up.

well, if you spent more than $1.56 per tube, then YOU were "all lubed up."

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Best hillbilly store ever.

Do they have red rag gas caps? Those rule.

[C&CDean]

Best hillbilly store ever.

Do they have red rag gas caps? Those rule.

No, but they have red dunce caps you can wear so everybody around you knows when it's "that time of the month." $4-fiddy.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

No, but they have red dunce caps you can wear so everybody around you knows when it's "that time of the month." $4-fiddy.

Lord help me for asking...

...do you use stuff like that for cows? To, like, keep track of the ones that are...you know...?

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Tasty Paste Wormer $3.99
Beef flavored wormer paste for round worms in easy to use applicator.

mmmmmmm paste wormer

[colleyvillesooner]

This thread still sucks :D

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This thread still sucks :D

i almost included that in my post. :D

[colleyvillesooner]

I wasn't about to disappoint you. :D

[C&CDean]

Somebody got the Atwoods ad outta todays paper. Again.

But I will be getting a couple pairs of the Roundhouse overalls at $19.99.

[Mjcpr]

But I will be getting a couple pairs of the Roundhouse overalls at $19.99.

You got a social coming up or something?

[C&CDean]

You got a social coming up or something?

Nah, your wife likes em'.

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Somebody got the Atwoods ad outta todays paper. Again.

But I will be getting a couple pairs of the Roundhouse overalls at $19.99.

Denim or Stripe?

and yes I did.

[OU4LIFE]

Nah, your wife likes em'.


that's cause it covers up your plumbers crack.

[C&CDean]

Denim. You don't buy striped overalls until you're 65.

Hush Hairy.

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Rubber Torsion Rake Tooth
99 cents

Rake Tooth? I don't like the sound a that. :mack:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

YES!

[IB4OU2]

Easter pullets are 1.99 ea.

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Your post works well with your avatar, IB4.

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oh lawd

Premium USA Pig Ears
6 pk. $5.95

that's f'n hillbilly.

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I bought 501 Levis at the Elk City store in the day. I think they were $18.

I would gladly murder any one of you to fit into those jeans right now.

[colleyvillesooner]

Still sucks.

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Still suck.


no thanks

[LoyalFan]

Mothted Flakes, They're Grrrrrrrrrrreat!

Bunny Bath - $2.59 wtf?

Yeah, but the Sugar Frosted Moth Flakes are da' bomb!
And I quote: "A clean Bunny is a tasty treat"-Hugh Hefner.

El F

[MamaMia]

Will their chickens cross the road?:D

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Will their chickens cross the road?:D

They will if there is a tasty pile of:
Ranch Pro 15% Egg Ration Pellets or Crumbles
40 lb. Bag $6.55

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

oh lawd

Premium USA Pig Ears
6 pk. $5.95

that's f'n hillbilly.

Dude, I can not stop laughing at this...:mack:

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Dude, I can not stop laughing at this...:mack:

the one that's killin' me is this rabbit harness and leash($1.99) as I try to wrap my feeble mind around the mental image.

"Hey Cletus, Fluffy's gettin' ancy. Better take her fer a walk so she can do some sh*t'n."

:eddie:

[Viking Kitten]

Ain't nuthin sadder than a clogged-up rabbit.

[Hamhock]

There is an Atwoods near me. I find this thread most helpful.

Any way we could get it in regular installments?

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I was gonna let this thread die but that was before I saw:

Fully lined Adult Chaps
$64.99

wtf?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

This

thread

rules...

[SoonerInKCMO]

Ooh - I know someone who has been looking to replace her chaps. I'll let her know about this.

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these chaps are black leather and possibly, just maybe, arseless. :eddie:

[hurricane'bone]

Ooh - I know someone who has been looking to replace her chaps. I'll let her know about this.


I don't think those are assless.

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If y'all go in for your azzless chaps on June 17th between 10 and 2 you can get 10 cent hot dogs. But you can only get 6. :eek:

[nmsoonergirl]

This thread makes me homesick:(

Oh, and my mother was visiting this weekend and INSISTED on going to the ABQ gay pride parade. So I got to see not one, but TWO men walking around in assless chaps. With their butts hanging completely out. Right there, in the middle of downtown in the middle of the day. I was shocked. And I hope they were wearing sunscreen, cause those were some white booties.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

If y'all go in for your azzless chaps on June 17th between 10 and 2 you can get 10 cent hot dogs. But you can only get 6. :eek:

IN.

:meat:

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out

after reading nmsoonergirl's post, I don't want to have anything to do with weeners.

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Oh Lawd, y'all aren't ready for this.

Anti-Monkey Butt Powder $4.99

.Sweat Absorber & Friction Fighter

.Indoors or Outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day.

.Don't let your buns get red, use Anti-Monkey Butt instead.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

OMG...

:eddie:

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http://www.monkamoo.com/Intermediate%20Product%20Pages/Intermediate%20Graphics/Anti%20Monkey%20Butt/ambpowder.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Fugue?...

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Yes Booty?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Anything good on sale this week?

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Perhaps I should go check.

I'll never be able to top the assmonkey powder though. :(

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Ladies FatBaby Boots
$79.99

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:kelvin:

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Well, it was either that or the long handle garden ho for $4.99.

:pop:

[Viking Kitten]

You guys wanna hear something awesome? My Kenyan coworker buddy who is a former nature show photographer likes to share tales of animal behavior he's seen. He told me monkeys don't have any idea they have a big red butt. They like to point and laugh at other monkey's big red butts though. So there's this African proverb parents teach their children: "Monkeys don't laugh at their own a**."

[swardboy]

My Atwoods has a big vat of roasted peanuts at the front....fresh from the Kenyan monkeys' butts.

[Whet]

Canine Dewormer $2.99!

[SoonerInKCMO]

The Anti-Monkeybutt website has a photo gallery but I'm askairt to click on it. :stunned: