PDA

View Full Version : Death Clock



Bama/OU
5/5/2005, 10:32 PM
I still have a good 28 years left.


http://img132.echo.cx/img132/3744/deathclock4ji.jpg

Death Clock (http://www.deathclock.com/)

jk the sooner fan
5/5/2005, 10:37 PM
in the year 2057......i'll be 88, i can handle that

Ike
5/5/2005, 10:40 PM
well, apparently I am slated to die at the age of 39, in 11 years.

I better get crackin. I got a lot of **** to clear out of my to-do box before then.

Bama/OU
5/5/2005, 10:45 PM
I would be 67 and my wife outlives me by 9 years.

IB4OU2
5/5/2005, 10:46 PM
My times up next week.......:eek:

Bama/OU
5/5/2005, 10:48 PM
My times up next week.......:eek:


:eek:

Errr....since you can't take your post count with you, I was wondering....ummm....

;)

yermom
5/5/2005, 10:49 PM
wow, i got like 30 years when i changed from pessimistic to optimistic

2054 aint too bad...

they haven't seen me drive ;)

OU-HSV
5/5/2005, 10:55 PM
Dang Dec. 7, 2052 doesn't seem like long enough for me (by my figures I'd be 71 years old, I better lose some wieght and exercise a little more!

HoserSooner
5/5/2005, 11:27 PM
March 23, 2058.

Hell, If I live to be 87 and kick it in 2058, I'll be quite impressed. (And that's WITH smoking). :confused:

the_ouskull
5/5/2005, 11:37 PM
If I'm pessimistic, I only have 16 years to go. :wow: If I'm "normal," then I've got 31.

Prepare yourselves for a kinder, gentler ouskull... starting with never.

the_ouskull

OUthunder
5/6/2005, 12:08 AM
Monday, December 12, 2005

It was nice knowing all of ya and I just ate a big ole plate of nachos.

olevetonahill
5/6/2005, 12:13 AM
Damn it man
I died yesterday and no one on the SO told me ! ya f--inghillbillies

boomersooner28
5/6/2005, 01:59 AM
Awwww...I'm gonna die on my mom's birthday. I hope I out-live her! :P

StoopTroup
5/6/2005, 06:11 AM
I passed on about 2 months ago....

Better get more insurance....

SoonerInFla
5/6/2005, 06:24 AM
I kicked it in 1994.

StoopTroup
5/6/2005, 06:33 AM
"I'm feeling better now!"
"No your not!"
"I am....yes I am!"
"Your not!"...................
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/bring_out_your_dead.jpg

TopDaugIn2000
5/6/2005, 08:19 AM
Friday, November 29, 2058

I'd be 78. I can deal with that.

jk the sooner fan
5/6/2005, 08:55 AM
wow, i got like 30 years when i changed from pessimistic to optimistic

2054 aint too bad...



this is funny.......if your'e going to be truly optimistic, then you need to reword your "2054 aint too bad..."

should be something like "2054 is awesome"! :)

OUDoc
5/6/2005, 08:59 AM
Monday, March 6, 2045

The day before I turn 77? Eh, it'll do.
I'll get my tombstone made up this weekend, since I know the date and all.

Veritas
5/6/2005, 09:00 AM
Tuesday, April 1, 2065. So I get to die one month short of turning 100? Stupid death clock.

OUDoc
5/6/2005, 09:02 AM
If I were "sadistic", I would have died right before the 2001 Orange Bowl. That would have pissed me off. :mad:

TexasLidig8r
5/6/2005, 09:03 AM
9 -11 ..... 2045.

I'll probably get shot by some damned terroris... err.. insurgent, while on the beach in St. Maarten.

TopDaugIn2000
5/6/2005, 09:13 AM
9 -11 ..... 2045.

I'll probably get shot by some damned terroris... err.. insurgent, while on the beach in St. Maarten.

yeah, you gotta watch out for those tourists....

jk the sooner fan
5/6/2005, 09:14 AM
9 -11 ..... 2045.

I'll probably get shot by some damned terroris... err.. insurgent, while on the beach in St. Maarten.

you highland park types always go out in a blaze of glory..... ;)

Soonerbabeinbama
5/6/2005, 09:51 AM
I really hope I entered something wrong - I've got 7 years left!!!

TexasLidig8r
5/6/2005, 10:03 AM
I really hope I entered something wrong - I've got 7 years left!!!
Wanna go out for drinks sometime..... sometime soon?

Soonerbabeinbama
5/6/2005, 10:04 AM
Wanna go out for drinks sometime..... sometime soon?
looks like I'm ready for "anything" sometime - sometime soon!!!! :eek:

GottaHavePride
5/6/2005, 01:16 PM
Valentine's Day, 2077.

I'd be 96 years old (a month short of 97), and Valentine's Day would still suck.

Petro-Sooner
5/6/2005, 01:55 PM
I'll die at 66. Seems about right.

SicEmBaylor
8/9/2007, 04:01 PM
April 7th, 2033

HskrGrl
8/9/2007, 04:05 PM
I still have a good 28 years left.


http://img132.echo.cx/img132/3744/deathclock4ji.jpg

Death Clock (http://www.deathclock.com/)

You're going to die on my 52nd birthday. That's so sad. :(

slickdawg
8/9/2007, 04:05 PM
I changed it to sadistic, and I'm already expired.

HskrGrl
8/9/2007, 04:16 PM
August 4th 2060. Just a couple weeks before my son's 60th birthday. :(

HskrGrl
8/9/2007, 04:18 PM
On another note... when I calculated the exact name of my perfect lover I found I married the wrong guy. :eek:

Osce0la
8/9/2007, 04:24 PM
9/21/74

Just under a month before my 91st birthday...why can't I at least make it through football season? I'll get to see about 3 weeks worth of football and then - BAM - I'm dead... :mad:

8/27/78 if I quit smoking :D and I died before football season even starts...:D

Too bad I'd have to sit through the entire off season and then go the week before kickoff though :mad: :mad:

Can't I just go in February or something?

proud gonzo
8/9/2007, 04:56 PM
Tuesday, July 13, 2088

so...i'll be 103

SicEmBaylor
8/9/2007, 04:58 PM
Tuesday, July 13, 2088

so...i'll be 103

F-U

Why the hell am I only living to 50?!?

Beef
8/9/2007, 04:58 PM
January 24, 2045.

I'll be happy if I'm around in 2010 at the rate I'm going.

rufnek05
8/9/2007, 05:46 PM
Tuesday, March 24, 2071

damn, i will die on my birthday. i bet i have a heart attack while at the strip club. i will be 85 and all

proud gonzo
8/9/2007, 06:00 PM
F-U

Why the hell am I only living to 50?!?:P

rufnek05
8/9/2007, 06:13 PM
F-U

Why the hell am I only living to 50?!?


because you drink Zima

soonerboomer93
8/9/2007, 07:25 PM
I should have died 2 years ago...

soonerboomer93
8/9/2007, 07:30 PM
Saturday, September 28, 2058

on a ****in football saturday?

we had better win

SicEmBaylor
8/9/2007, 07:44 PM
Saturday, September 28, 2058

on a ****in football saturday?

we had better win
BEARS WIN! BEARS WIN!

OUHOMER
8/9/2007, 08:34 PM
Monday, November 8, 2032 as non smoker
Saturday, April 4, 2026 as a smoker.

and yes I am a smoker, so less than 19 years to go,

Ummm , that will put me at about 67.... sounds abut right