Are bOObjobs deductible?

[Czar Soonerov]

I love my job...

Client: Well, I'm getting them lifted (grabs boobs and yanks them up).

Czar: :eek: Well, it is a medical procedure. How do they do that again?

Client: (grabs boobs and yanks them up)

Czar: :eek: I need a moment.

Oh, I offered her some candy (Bit-O-Honey) and she politely accepted, then got up and while slapping her a55 she said like I need it.

Client stats: 21, 5'7"ish, 115ish, Brn hair...hawt


Oh, and VK is gonna kill me when she reads this. sorry honey... :O

[BeetDigger]

Pic?

[Mjcpr]

I'm guessing they are if she's a stripper or some such up to the amount of income she claims.

What do I win?

:D

[Mjcpr]

Oh, and you're a dead man.

A lonely, sleeping alone, not gettin' any dead man.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

When you're with a client do you go by "Duece" or "Mr. Bigalow"?

[Mjcpr]

Will shoulda been an Accountant.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Why the hell does a 21-year-old need them 'lifted'?

They get caught in the wringer or something?

[Viking Kitten]

I won't go into the details of your punishment right now, as it has been determined to be "gay" to threaten violence on a message board.

And anyway, if its who I think it is... a) being a whore runs in the family and b) she could stand a boob job.

[Mjcpr]

It sure is weird Czar hasn't been back since he initially posted this.

What could he be doing with her? I mean what could be he doing?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Whoo-boy, I'll bet Czar is wishing like hell he had one of those Men in Black memory erasers right about now...

*FLASH!*

[Veritas]

It sure is weird Czar hasn't been back since he initially posted this.

What could he be doing with her? I mean what could be he doing?
Jerks 'first fight' thread comes to mind...

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I love my job...

Client: Well, I'm getting them lifted (grabs boobs and yanks them up).

Czar: :eek: Well, it is a medical procedure. How do they do that again?

Client: (grabs boobs and yanks them up)

Czar: :eek: I need a moment.

Oh, I offered her some candy (Bit-O-Honey) and she politely accepted, then got up and while slapping her a55 she said like I need it.

Client stats: 21, 5'7"ish, 115ish, Brn hair...hawt


Oh, and VK is gonna kill me when she reads this. sorry honey... :O


I hate it when I post something stupid and then someone else quotes it so that editing efforts are in vain.

[Czar Soonerov]

I won't go into the details of your punishment right now, as it has been determined to be "gay" to threaten violence on a message board.

And anyway, if its who I think it is... a) being a whore runs in the family and b) she could stand a boob job.

It's a friend of theirs. heh No W-2's from porno companies though. :texan:

[critical_phil]

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[Stanley1]

My current client is a dude in his 30's. Not hot. No boobs. Needless to say, I haven't offered him any candy either.

[Mjcpr]

My current client is a dude in his 30's. Not hot. No boobs. Needless to say, I haven't offered him any candy either.
Maybe he has a daughter.

[OUDoc]

And anyway, if its who I think it is... a) being a whore runs in the family and b) she could stand a boob job.
Rawr.

[Stanley1]

Maybe he has a daughter.

Naw.....2 year old son. :rolleyes:

Edit: And I'm not like Mikey.

[Czar Soonerov]

Mjcpr is on FIRE today!

[Mjcpr]

Naw.....2 year old son. :rolleyes:

Edit: And I'm not like Mikey.
You don't roll that way?

[SoonerInKCMO]

I won't go into the details of your punishment right now, as it has been determined to be "gay" to threaten violence on a message board.

And anyway, if its who I think it is... a) being a whore runs in the family and b) she could stand a boob job.

Can you hook a brutha up?

[Veritas]

Yeah...she's acts like 'whore' is a bad thing. Sheesh. ;)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I used to have a friend that took out a Small Business Loan for a boob job.

I'm crappin' ya negative...

[8timechamps]

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!

Who in the hell eats Bit-o-Honey?! Are you retarded?

[SoonerInKCMO]

I used to have a friend that took out a Small Business Loan for a boob job.

I'm crappin' ya negative...

Again, can someone PLEASE hook a brutha up?

[Stanley1]

You don't roll that way?

Nah man.....my avatar, now thats how I roll.

[OUDoc]

Nah man.....my avatar, now thats how I roll.
Wedding photograhy gets to you, huh?

[8timechamps]

Bit-o-honey people!

Bit-o-DAMN-honey!!!

[Czar Soonerov]

Bit-o-honey people!

Bit-o-DAMN-honey!!!

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33727

[Viking Kitten]

It's a friend of theirs. heh No W-2's from porno companies though. :texan:

You've been getting two or three slutty new clients a year from gals.

Oh Well. Whatever. Will I get some shoes from the money you make off of them? Cuz if so, they can show you their pathetic, saggy, little boobs all day long.

[8timechamps]

I see what you're up to Czar. Fill up your candy dish with crap nobody likes, then it looks like you are the giving type...but in reality, you'll never have to refill it again.

My assistant does that. I showed her though, I ate every butterscotch hard candy in the dish. It took me a year, but I did it!

[Scott D]

Wedding photograhy gets to you, huh?

YMSS.....

That pic was taken by my father....so....he's likely to make Stanley disappear....I'd just put a hurtin on him.

[Stanley1]

You've been getting two or three slutty new clients a year from gals.

Oh Well. Whatever. Will I get some shoes from the money you make off of them? Cuz if so, they can show you their pathetic, saggy, little boobs all day long.

Dang.....Czar, you need an apprentice?

[Scott D]

Truthfully though....if it's a 'business expense' and she has a receipt for it, it's deductable, no?

[Stanley1]

Truthfully though....if it's a 'business expense' and she has a receipt for it, it's deductable, no?

It is.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

You've been getting two or three slutty new clients a year from gals.

Oh Well. Whatever. Will I get some shoes from the money you make off of them? Cuz if so, they can show you their pathetic, saggy, little boobs all day long.

Boobies for Puccis!

That's fair, I think...

[Mjcpr]

It is.
I asked earlier and was ignored! :mad:

[Stanley1]

I'm guessing they are if she's a stripper or some such up to the amount of income she claims.

What do I win?

:D

Correct.

[Stanley1]

I asked earlier and was ignored! :mad:

I just hooked you up, and gave you a little "bonus" if ya know what I mean.

[Czar Soonerov]

You've been getting two or three slutty new clients a year from gals.

Oh Well. Whatever. Will I get some shoes from the money you make off of them? Cuz if so, they can show you their pathetic, saggy, little boobs all day long.

Problem: I won't get paid for doing their taxes. It would be more of a bartering situtaion. ;)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I just hooked you up, and gave you a little "bonus" if ya know what I mean.

Dude, we've been wondering what Pat looks like nekkid.

Spill it - pipes or valves?

[Mjcpr]

I just hooked you up, and gave you a little "bonus" if ya know what I mean.
Woot! Tax Acctg pays off after all.

[Viking Kitten]

Well then Czar... I hope you don't get reported to the Better Business Bureau then.

;)

[Stanley1]

Problem: I won't get paid for doing their taxes. It would be more of a bartering situtaion. ;)

Someone's sleepin' on the couch tonight.

[Stanley1]

Dude, we've been wondering what Pat looks like nekkid.

Spill it - pipes or valves?

I ain't talkin'.

[OUDoc]

Dude, we've been wondering what Pat looks like nekkid.

Spill it - pipes or valves?
No, WE haven't. :mad:

[Sooner51]

Well then Czar... I hope you don't get reported to the Better Business Bureau then.

;)
[BRJ]Stttteeeeerrrriiiiiiiiikkkkeee[Jed] :D

[Czar Soonerov]

Well then Czar... I hope you don't get reported to the Better Business Bureau then.

;)

That doesn't mean you don't get the shoes. :eddie:

[OUDoc]

Better to report Czar for that freaking avatar! Seriously, it's more hideous than anyone else's avatar in the history of avatars. (Dramatic, huh?)

[Howzit]

It's the mother of all hideous avatars.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Boobies for Puccis!

That's fair, I think...

This soooooo looks like something else....

[Viking Kitten]

That doesn't mean you don't get the shoes. :eddie:

Well then, I guess we've come to an understanding then my little tax preparing snookums. :kissynoises:

[SelmaBamaFan]

kissynoises are ghey :mad:

[LosAngelesSooner]

I won't go into the details of your punishment right now, as it has been determined to be "gay" to threaten violence on a message board.

And anyway, if its who I think it is... a) being a whore runs in the family and b) she could stand a boob job.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Viking Kitten again.



ZANG!!!!

[opksooner]

"Are bOObjobs deductible?"

Yes, they are deductible......but the deduction won't be allowed. :)

[Al Gore]

A boobie thread and no pics.....WTF......

[Sooner_Bob]

Sometimes your the accountant and sometimes your not . . .









I got nuthin'.

[stoopified]

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Sing it brother.

[StoopTroup]

I think "Boob" threads should be reserved for Sponsors. :D

This thread should be moved IMO...

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