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M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 01:03 AM
My dad posts on here. I saw his browser window open and thought I would check it out.

Sooners31
4/1/2005, 01:05 AM
Welcome Sooner Rookie...thanks for joining us!!!

IR4OU
4/1/2005, 01:06 AM
Tell Scott Hi, and welcome to wonderland.

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:06 AM
oy....... :rolleyes:

M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 01:08 AM
Those green dots look like green M&Ms

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:08 AM
she's on her grandmother's computer btw.

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 01:08 AM
Oh no, is Stanley up? ;)

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:08 AM
I'm hoping he isn't...I really am.

M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 01:09 AM
Is stanley that guy with my picture in his profile? Creepy.

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 01:09 AM
Wow 5 posts, lots of spek, and already knows how to use the profile to add your location...good teacher I guess

IR4OU
4/1/2005, 01:10 AM
stop it ..... I'm lazy

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:10 AM
I knew I shoulda hid the site when she came in to ask for money

M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 01:12 AM
About that money. . .I need $50.

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:12 AM
you get paid this week...get it from your boss tomorrow.

IR4OU
4/1/2005, 01:13 AM
I knew I shoulda hid the site when she came in to ask for money


She loves you, DAD! And for that you must share with her the joy that is SF.

I think :confused:

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 01:14 AM
I would say PEEM, but in this case, just yelling might work...

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:14 AM
I would say PEEM, but in this case, just yelling might work...

nah, she's in her grandmother's room...I don't wanna wake up her grandmother.

M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 01:15 AM
Well tonight was fun, but I need to go to work tomorrow so it is time for bed for M&MSweetie

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:17 AM
good idea, since you get to drive the car tomorrow....unless I decide to take it to the shop.

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 01:17 AM
Dear God it's me colleyville,

Please let Stanley find this thread.

Amen :D

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:18 AM
Dear God it's me colleyville,

Please let Stanley find this thread.

Amen :D

:eek: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :confused: :mad: :eek:

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 01:18 AM
just kidding,

IBTL

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 01:18 AM
I missed her. Just my luck. :D

IR4OU
4/1/2005, 01:19 AM
Well tonight was fun, but I need to go to work tomorrow so it is time for bed for M&MSweetie

Fun....... did I miss something?

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:19 AM
Fun....... did I miss something?

I hope so....I know I'm glad Stanley missed someone :)

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 01:20 AM
I missed her. Just my luck. :D

Ironic...

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 01:20 AM
I hope so....I know I'm glad Stanley missed someone :)

You can only delay the inevitable for so long Scotty. :D

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:21 AM
You can only delay the inevitable for so long Scotty. :D

I have a shotgun which can say otherwise :D

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 01:21 AM
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 01:22 AM
Man am I glad I check the SO one more time before heading off to bed....:D

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 01:24 AM
Man am I glad I check the SO one more time before heading off to bed....:D

No doubt. Not going to be able to sleep tonight. ;)

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 01:24 AM
I have a shotgun which can say otherwise :D

:eek:

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:25 AM
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

just imagine I put an image of sharks with frickin laser beams on their frickin heads right here buddy :D

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 01:26 AM
just imagine I put an image of sharks with frickin laser beams on their frickin heads right here buddy :D

Woah, just a little Europe Trip humor...;)

Yeah that picture of the sharks is hard to find...

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:28 AM
Woah, just a little Europe Trip humor...;)

Yeah that picture of the sharks is hard to find...

heh, I was thinking AP3 not Eurotrip....I think of Eurotrip when someone makes jokes about GHP and PG. :D

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 01:29 AM
heh, I was thinking AP3 not Eurotrip....I think of Eurotrip when someone makes jokes about GHP and PG. :D

Gotchya, I should have gone with:

Wooooah, Scotty, take it down a notch...

Yeah..."You guys are the worst twins evar"

M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 01:41 AM
ok now I am really going to bed. Good night Dad!

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 01:46 AM
ok now I am really going to bed. Good night Dad!

Good night M&M.

Scott D
4/1/2005, 01:47 AM
Good night M&M.

:( :(

oy

SoonerBBall
4/1/2005, 02:20 AM
Scotty doesn't know
that Fiona and me
do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him she's in church
still she's on her knees
and Scotty doesn't know.



It would be ****ing classic if your daughter's name was Fiona, ScottD.

OklahomaTrombone
4/1/2005, 09:24 AM
oye....

Howzit
4/1/2005, 09:26 AM
SoonerBBall,

When you have a daughter you'll understand why I am negging you. Bad form, dude.

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 09:31 AM
yes, bad form...no neg here, but Scott WILL kill you :D

Veritas
4/1/2005, 09:33 AM
So...this really is Scotts kid? Not his April Fools troll personna prank?

IB4OU2
4/1/2005, 09:36 AM
I have a shotgun which can say otherwise :D

I've got some extra ammo if you need it. I've got 2 daughters and I'm always well prepared.......

crawfish
4/1/2005, 10:00 AM
So...this really is Scotts kid? Not his April Fools troll personna prank?

Yes. Ignore the fact it was posted at 12:03. :eddie:

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 10:04 AM
Yes. Ignore the fact it was posted at 12:03. :eddie:

I think her first post was at 11 something pm. So.....if its an April Fools joke, somebody jumped the gun.

Veritas
4/1/2005, 10:05 AM
Yes. Ignore the fact it was posted at 12:03. :eddie:
Ahhh...the join date said 3/31...didn't look at first post time.

The shortbus was late to work this AM, what can I say.

Howzit
4/1/2005, 10:08 AM
I think her first post was at 11 something pm. So.....if its an April Fools joke, somebody jumped the gun.

ScottD's in Michigan.

OklahomaTrombone
4/1/2005, 10:10 AM
11:59 PM was the first post.

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 10:14 AM
Fake or not, it was good fun...

heh, that's what she said...

OklahomaTrombone
4/1/2005, 10:17 AM
YMSSR.....


:D

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 10:32 AM
ScottD's in Michigan.

True. Damn.....looks like I may have gotten Punked. Good thing I didn't send that PEEM that I about did. :D

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 10:36 AM
We can't be held responsible for Time Zone infractions ;)

M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 10:36 AM
True. Damn.....looks like I may have gotten Punked. Good thing I didn't send that PEEM that I about did. :DPunked! Oh I love that show.

Stanley, Go ahead and send the message. :O

I have been visiting here a while but I still think my picture on your profile is creepy.

colleyvillesooner
4/1/2005, 10:42 AM
Punked! Oh I love that show.

Stanley, Go ahead and send the message. :O

I have been visiting here a while but I still think my picture on your profile is creepy.

Herrrrrrrrrrre's M&M Sweetie!!

http://www.inzine.com/arhiv-clanki/slike/clanek_king1.jpg

StoopTroup
4/1/2005, 10:48 AM
True. Damn.....looks like I may have gotten Punked. Good thing I didn't send that PEEM that I about did. :D
If M&M isn't of age...you might get more than punked....

Stanley...you a Boy Scout? ;)

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 10:51 AM
Okay.....based on a certain PEEM I got, I'm 100% sure that this is NOT the real ScottyD's daughter. :(

I'll admit, I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. I haven't fell for an April Fool's joke in a long, long time. Nicely done. :)

M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 10:52 AM
You mean the message I just sent you?

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 10:52 AM
If M&M isn't of age...you might get more than punked....

Stanley...you a Boy Scout? ;)

The real M&M is 21, or 22. Definately "of age".

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 10:53 AM
You mean the message I just sent you?

Yes Scott, the message you sent me. :)

M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 10:54 AM
Scott is my dad.

I'm confused.

M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 10:56 AM
I just read your message. You don't think I am pretty.

Scott D
4/1/2005, 10:57 AM
Yes Scott, the message you sent me. :)

Dude, I didn't send you any PM. I've only been awake for half an hour.

Scott D
4/1/2005, 10:58 AM
Scotty doesn't know
that Fiona and me
do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him she's in church
still she's on her knees
and Scotty doesn't know.



It would be ****ing classic if your daughter's name was Fiona, ScottD.

not so classic when I hunted you down to kill you :)

StoopTroup
4/1/2005, 11:00 AM
The real M&M is 21, or 22. Definately "of age".
Good to hear...

This is so "Meet the Parents"....:D

Scott...you got a polygraph machine?

crawfish
4/1/2005, 11:03 AM
YMSSRA...

Well played, Scott! :D

M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 11:04 AM
My name is Angela. I work as a receptionist at a car dealership. I like Eminem.

StoopTroup
4/1/2005, 11:05 AM
Is Stanley studying to be a male nurse?

Howzit
4/1/2005, 11:07 AM
He's definitely a Focker.

Veritas
4/1/2005, 11:07 AM
My name is Angela. I work as a receptionist at a car dealership. I like Eminem.
"I also like long walks and conversation over sparkling wine. Keep it normal, no kink."

proud gonzo
4/1/2005, 11:08 AM
He's definitely a Fokker.
stop that--i can't give you any more spek ;)

Scott D
4/1/2005, 11:09 AM
Good to hear...

This is so "Meet the Parents"....:D

Scott...you got a polygraph machine?

I should get one....

Scott D
4/1/2005, 11:10 AM
My name is Angela. I work as a receptionist at a car dealership. I like Eminem.

You can turn your damn tv down too, I can hear it in here.

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 11:10 AM
stop that--i can't give you any more spek ;)

Spekking him only encourages more of that type of behavior. :)

Scott D
4/1/2005, 11:12 AM
Spekking him only encourages more of that type of behavior. :)

Always gotta be pushing parental buttons dontcha :rolleyes:

Stanley1
4/1/2005, 11:13 AM
Always gotta be pushing parental buttons dontcha :rolleyes:

I do not think that my quote means what you think it means.

Scott D
4/1/2005, 11:19 AM
He's definitely a Focker.

I do not think that my quote means what you think it means.


oh yah, you haven't pushed Howzit's buttons :D

SoonerBBall
4/1/2005, 11:19 AM
Wow, I guess none of you have ever seen Euro Trip before.....or saw that it was mentioned a couple posts above mine.....or realized it was april fool's day.....

Howzit
4/1/2005, 11:20 AM
Ok. My bad SoonerBBall. ScottD punked me, too. Neg me back por favor, when I see stuff about posters kids I come out swinging sometimes.

M&MSweetie
4/1/2005, 11:22 AM
You can turn your damn tv down too, I can hear it in here.
Sorry :rolleyes

StoopTroup
4/1/2005, 11:23 AM
Is the Post Office open on April 1st? ;)

Scott D
4/1/2005, 11:27 AM
Wow, I guess none of you have ever seen Euro Trip before.....or saw that it was mentioned a couple posts above mine.....or realized it was april fool's day.....

I know what you're talking about..the song where Matt Damon sings about the stuff he was doing w/ the main char's girlfriend at a party..and it's the first time the main char. finds out about it.

Still doesn't change my protective senses, sorry. :)

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/5/2005, 05:29 PM
Why doesn't your daughter post anymore?

OklahomaTrombone
4/5/2005, 05:31 PM
...

Scott D
4/5/2005, 05:31 PM
:eek:

doh, I wasted 5k on this post :(

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/5/2005, 05:32 PM
Ypu spent post 5K on :eek: ?

Scott D
4/5/2005, 05:34 PM
yeah...it's depressing me now.

Stanley1
4/5/2005, 05:37 PM
I hate this thread.

Scott D
4/5/2005, 05:41 PM
I hate this thread.

so do I...and not only cuz I wasted my 5k post in this thread.

SelmaBamaFan
4/5/2005, 05:42 PM
hehe poor Stanley


Nice pic tho bro, is that your girl friend or your sister?

Scott D
4/5/2005, 05:46 PM
hehe poor Stanley


Nice pic tho bro, is that your girl friend or your sister?

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Stanley1
4/5/2005, 05:47 PM
hehe poor Stanley


Nice pic tho bro, is that your girl friend or your sister?

Future bride.

:D

SelmaBamaFan
4/5/2005, 05:48 PM
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:



What?

Scott D
4/5/2005, 05:49 PM
Future bride.

:D

http://abyss.hubbe.net/jeremiah/gallery/gfx/covers/jtv/lg/ep/s1/101-shotgun-lg.jpg

HEEEEEERE STANLEY! :mad:

Stanley1
4/5/2005, 05:49 PM
Oh and Scott, when are you going to come out and admit that this was you? We all know it was, time for a public statement. :)

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/5/2005, 05:49 PM
Stan,

Where is the picture of your mom?

SelmaBamaFan
4/5/2005, 05:50 PM
Future bride.

:D


Not if I have anything to do with it!!! (and im not talking about her marrying me either)











































(ok maybe so)

Scott D
4/5/2005, 05:50 PM
Oh and Scott, when are you going to come out and admit that this was you? We all know it was, time for a public statement. :)

Actually it wasn't me...I may have been an accomplice, but it wasn't me.

Stanley1
4/5/2005, 05:50 PM
http://abyss.hubbe.net/jeremiah/gallery/gfx/covers/jtv/lg/ep/s1/101-shotgun-lg.jpg

HEEEEEERE STANLEY! :mad:

Didn't you see my smiley man? :D :D :D :D :D

Stanley1
4/5/2005, 05:51 PM
Stan,

Where is the picture of your mom?

In the bible. My moms a Saint.

Scott D
4/5/2005, 05:51 PM
Not if I have anything to do with it!!! (and im not talking about her marrying me either)











































(ok maybe so)


http://trycm.com/images/shotgun.jpg

How ya doin Selma? :mad:

SelmaBamaFan
4/5/2005, 05:51 PM
Oh ****, I forgot smilies in my post!!


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


heh... or something.

Stanley1
4/5/2005, 05:52 PM
Actually it wasn't me...I may have been an accomplice, but it wasn't me.

Did a friend betray me? Back stabbers..... :(

Scott D
4/5/2005, 05:52 PM
Didn't you see my smiley man? :D :D :D :D :D

hey i was nicer to you than Selma about it :)

SelmaBamaFan
4/5/2005, 05:54 PM
Yeah but Im bullet proof!!!


You know, since this is like the internet and stuff. Plus, I'll never actually meet any of you people anyways.(except Scott's Daughter ofcourse ;) :D <--- remembered smiley that time).

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/5/2005, 05:54 PM
I sense a fight between Selma and Stan for the love of M&M

Scott D
4/5/2005, 05:56 PM
Yeah but Im bullet proof!!!


You know, since this is like the internet and stuff. Plus, I'll never actually meet any of you people anyways.(except Scott's Daughter ofcourse ;) :D <--- remembered smiley that time).

:rolleyes:

12
4/5/2005, 05:59 PM
I was going to reply, "Well hello, officer." But you named who your dad was and the humor kind of just vanished.

Stanley1
4/5/2005, 05:59 PM
See Scott, could be worse. I could always be Selma. Puts things in perspective, huh? :)

Scott D
4/5/2005, 06:00 PM
See Scott, could be worse. I could always be Selma. Puts things in perspective, huh? :)

nah, just expands my hit list :)

SelmaBamaFan
4/5/2005, 06:02 PM
*goes underground*

SelmaBamaFan
4/5/2005, 06:03 PM
nah, just expands my hit list :)


Smiley is a nice touch, makes it look like you are enjoying this heh... enjoying hunting us down? :eek:

Scott D
4/5/2005, 06:11 PM
Smiley is a nice touch, makes it look like you are enjoying this heh... enjoying hunting us down? :eek:


I prefer to keep you in suspense :dolemite:

Scott D
4/5/2005, 06:23 PM
See right now I'm calm

http://www.pmpnetwork.com/ron_isley/ron.jpg

But anger me...

and you get the shotgun :(

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/9/2005, 02:24 PM
Congratulations M&MSweetie!!!!

DCSooner
6/9/2005, 02:25 PM
Heh

Stanley1
6/9/2005, 02:48 PM
Congratulations M&MSweetie!!!!

<walks away shaking head>

colleyvillesooner
6/9/2005, 02:49 PM
That rules

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/1/2005, 06:18 PM
Happy Birthday M&M! Have a drink on me!

colleyvillesooner
11/1/2005, 06:22 PM
HEH

Stanley1
11/1/2005, 06:22 PM
HEH

Was it really THAT funny? Honestly?

Scott D
11/1/2005, 06:34 PM
Was it really THAT funny? Honestly?

when the posting was going on? Yes.

Stanley1
11/1/2005, 06:38 PM
when the posting was going on? Yes.

Nobody asked you.

Mjcpr
11/1/2005, 06:39 PM
So who was the culprit?

Stanley1
11/1/2005, 06:44 PM
So who was the culprit?

An ankle kicker.

Mjcpr
11/1/2005, 06:48 PM
Does it rhyme with PoonerPornPoonerPred?

Howzit
11/1/2005, 06:51 PM
He's definitely a Focker.
Stanley wants me to take this back. So I take this back.

He's actually more of a Fockhim.

Stanley1
11/1/2005, 07:08 PM
Stanley wants me to take this back. So I take this back.

He's actually more of a Fockhim.

:mad:

Stanley1
11/1/2005, 07:09 PM
Does it rhyme with PoonerPornPoonerPred?

Yes sir.

sanantoniosooner
11/1/2005, 07:11 PM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/930/21234roper.JPG

Al Gore
11/1/2005, 07:18 PM
Was someone playing some shenanigans?

sanantoniosooner
11/1/2005, 07:20 PM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/930/18113Mr_Roper_and_his_Tinkerbelle_pose.jpg
:D

Stanley1
11/1/2005, 07:32 PM
Was someone playing some shenanigans?

A bit of tomfoolery indeed.

Scott D
11/2/2005, 01:20 AM
Nobody asked you.

the best part was how you never looked at the dates on the postings :D

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/2/2005, 08:07 AM
A bit of tomfoolery indeed.More like Stanfoolery.

Only Stan wasn't the only one punk'd. M&M had like 400,000 spek points in 5 minutes. So I hear.

C&CDean
11/2/2005, 09:19 AM
This is the first time I saw this thread.

Stan, you're more pathetic than I ever imagined. Join the priesthood. Do it. Now. Normal, heterosexual relationships just ain't your bag amigo.

Sooner_Bob
11/2/2005, 09:23 AM
This is the first time I saw this thread.

Stan, you're more pathetic than I ever imagined. Join the priesthood. Do it. Now. Normal, heterosexual relationships just ain't your bag amigo.


You didn't actually read the whole thing did you? :eek:

C&CDean
11/2/2005, 09:24 AM
You didn't actually read the whole thing did you? :eek:

Unfortunately, yes. Guess I'm about as pathetic as Stan. I didn't notice the date/s until the 3rd page or so.

Stanley1
11/2/2005, 09:52 AM
This is the first time I saw this thread.

Stan, you're more pathetic than I ever imagined. Join the priesthood. Do it. Now. Normal, heterosexual relationships just ain't your bag amigo.

I've never been divorced big fella. ;)

And for the record, unlike the "Women a minute of your time" thread, this one was done in fun. Not saying I didn't believe it was her, but it was all in fun. I wasn't "really" trying to hook up with Scotty D's incredibly good looking daughter.

C&CDean
11/2/2005, 09:55 AM
I've never been divorced big fella. ;)

That's cause you've never been married little man. :mack:

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/23/2006, 11:30 PM
TTT because I like seeing Stan squirm. ;)

SoonerBBall
3/28/2006, 03:46 PM
I'd like to point out that you all are still a bunch of bastards that can't take a joke and wouldn't know April Fool's Day if it bit you in the ***.

SoonerBBall
3/28/2006, 03:46 PM
I can say bastard but not ***? This censoring is the pinacle of lame.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
3/28/2006, 03:48 PM
You can say asses though.

GDC
3/28/2006, 03:55 PM
That's cause you've never been married little man. :mack:

Mine were all annulled, I think.

NormanPride
3/28/2006, 04:07 PM
You think?!

GDC
3/28/2006, 04:36 PM
You think?!

I'm pretty sure of it. One was eight years and they annulled it, weird laws in Texas.

NormanPride
3/28/2006, 04:42 PM
Is this the source of the hatred?

All my exes live in Texas...

GDC
3/28/2006, 04:43 PM
Is this the source of the hatred?

All my exes live in Texas...

or Mexico

Scott D
3/28/2006, 10:46 PM
Really, I wish this thread would get locked.

Stanley1
3/28/2006, 10:59 PM
Really, I wish this thread would get locked.

Pic?

SoonerBBall
3/29/2006, 01:48 AM
Really, I wish this thread would get locked.

Hell no. I was dealt more negspek in the opening hours of April Fool's Day 2005 then most Whornfans get with their first post. This thread must stay open as a reminder to me why respect buttons are f*cking worthless.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/1/2007, 01:16 AM
TTT

Rogue
4/1/2007, 07:32 AM
This got me twice. I was thinking that the clock was gorked-out again. Then I saw this started in 2005.