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Reno
2/11/2005, 02:31 PM
Hey, watch this...

This is going to be cool...

Mjcpr
2/11/2005, 02:33 PM
Hey, watch this...

This is going to be cool...
Hold my beer.....

Fugue
2/11/2005, 02:33 PM
watch what I can do with these bottles of sherry and butt hose.

tnraider1
2/11/2005, 02:35 PM
Hand me that lighter and box of M-80's.

OklahomaTrombone
2/11/2005, 02:36 PM
You think this is gonna work?

Reno
2/11/2005, 02:37 PM
Stand back! This is gonna be big...

He looks mad doesn't he...

Sooner_Bob
2/11/2005, 02:37 PM
Hey, what's this switch do?

Paperclip
2/11/2005, 02:40 PM
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.

Fugue
2/11/2005, 02:40 PM
people will love us for putting these two cookie bitches in their place

Reno
2/11/2005, 02:41 PM
This is funny - "Doc" Holiday

GDC
2/11/2005, 02:42 PM
Good dog...

Reno
2/11/2005, 02:42 PM
What are you gonna do, shoot me?

GDC
2/11/2005, 02:43 PM
Here, let me steer...

Pieces Hit
2/11/2005, 02:43 PM
"Yeah, we'll be the first with this Bush - National Guard story."

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/HEALTH/conditions/10/18/anthrax/story.dan.rather.jpg

Sooner_Bob
2/11/2005, 02:44 PM
I wouldn't poke that if I was you.

GDC
2/11/2005, 02:45 PM
I do...

Reno
2/11/2005, 02:46 PM
No really, they like it when you tease 'em like this...

mikeelikee
2/11/2005, 02:47 PM
"Let 'er rip!" :les:

Sooner_Bob
2/11/2005, 02:48 PM
Hey, it's dark in here. Can somebody light a torch?

RedRum
2/11/2005, 02:49 PM
that'll do pig...that'll do.

StoopTroup
2/11/2005, 02:49 PM
We can beat ANY Sucker...http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/smilies/leterriples.gif

crawfish
2/11/2005, 02:50 PM
How much you wanna bet?

StoopTroup
2/11/2005, 02:51 PM
If you put a jar over the hole the yellowjackets come out of and then light a small fire in the grass around the jar...yeah like that...Hey don't lift that jar!!!!

OMG!

KABOOKIE
2/11/2005, 02:51 PM
They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.........Gen. John Sedgwick

Pieces Hit
2/11/2005, 02:52 PM
http://www.realpitbull.com/images/p16.jpg

Naw, he don't bite.

StoopTroup
2/11/2005, 02:53 PM
Yes i turned the breaker off...you think I'm a dumba** or somethin'?

Reno
2/11/2005, 02:53 PM
I'll do what I want, when I want!

GDC
2/11/2005, 02:54 PM
Where in the **** did all these goddam Indians come from?-George Custer

OklahomaTrombone
2/11/2005, 02:54 PM
That dog don't hunt

KC//CRIMSON
2/11/2005, 02:54 PM
"Nice to know your password is safe" :D

StoopTroup
2/11/2005, 02:54 PM
yes...Micheal jackson is a friend of mine... - Cory Feldman

Reno
2/11/2005, 02:57 PM
A little farther, and....

KC//CRIMSON
2/11/2005, 02:57 PM
"Unlike you, I could pay off my house and car right now!"

Pieces Hit
2/11/2005, 02:57 PM
Okay, you can change lanes.

Reno
2/11/2005, 02:58 PM
Look, a meteor without a tail...

KABOOKIE
2/11/2005, 02:59 PM
OU basketball is going down. My insider sources have told me everything they know.

Pieces Hit
2/11/2005, 03:01 PM
Look, a meteor without a tail...
I'd spec but I can't... funny dude!

"Hey, that's a big wave."

Reno
2/11/2005, 03:03 PM
Indian American? What are you Cherokee?

tnraider1
2/11/2005, 03:08 PM
No death resulted from this, but I heard it the other day at a bar.

Old Pool Hustler: "You owe me $10 and I want it right now"
Young Mexican: (Shrug) "No comprende."
Old Pool Hustler: (grabbing the guys collar, half of a pool stick in hand) "You give me $10 right now or I'll bash your ***ing skull in with this ****ing pool stick. You comprende that Mother ****er?"

Reno
2/11/2005, 03:10 PM
Let's do this!!!

Landsooner
2/11/2005, 03:19 PM
wonder what that light is at the end of this tunnel ...

Pieces Hit
2/11/2005, 03:20 PM
Relax, it's just a toy.

http://www.thebody.com/visualaids/web_gallery/cramer_waters/images/21_sm.jpg

Reno
2/11/2005, 03:21 PM
Does anybody else smell that?

Landsooner
2/11/2005, 03:23 PM
you smell gas in here?

Reno
2/11/2005, 03:24 PM
What do I look like? An idiot!?

Landsooner
2/11/2005, 03:24 PM
Does anybody else smell that?

darn, missed it by 120 seconds!

Landsooner
2/11/2005, 03:25 PM
heck of a meal warden, heck of a meal ...

Reno
2/11/2005, 03:25 PM
http://img226.exs.cx/img226/9761/iwassick5dz.png

Czar Soonerov
2/11/2005, 03:26 PM
Durka Durka Jihad!!!1

Pieces Hit
2/11/2005, 03:27 PM
I told you, the breaker is OFF.

Landsooner
2/11/2005, 03:28 PM
he's just a friend, OJ ... that's all

Reno
2/11/2005, 03:29 PM
Olay!

http://img195.exs.cx/img195/9043/bulldozed2si.jpg

Reno
2/11/2005, 03:39 PM
Durka Durka Jihad!!!1


http://img237.exs.cx/img237/6674/theflagthatbitesback4xo.png

TUSooner
2/11/2005, 03:44 PM
True. By Terry Kath (1948-1978), guitarist for Chicago.
Last words: "Don't worry, it's not loaded."
Cause of death: Accidental gunshot to head (He was loaded, too.)

KABOOKIE
2/11/2005, 03:44 PM
http://img237.exs.cx/img237/6674/theflagthatbitesback4xo.png


Heh! :texan: Gasoline soaked American flags! Never in a million years would I have thought that drunken email I fired off to the CIA after 9/11 would have worked!

KC//CRIMSON
2/11/2005, 03:50 PM
" Unlike you, I get to go home to my hot blonde wife every night!" -SS

Reno
2/11/2005, 03:52 PM
Is that thing on?

Pieces Hit
2/11/2005, 03:54 PM
What's a chain break?

Reno
2/11/2005, 03:55 PM
Man, I sure could use a sherry enima...

TUSooner
2/11/2005, 04:00 PM
Here kitty kitty


:O

critical_phil
2/11/2005, 04:02 PM
.

http://img227.exs.cx/img227/9209/cp0su.jpg

Pieces Hit
2/11/2005, 04:06 PM
No one will know you're lip syncing.

IB4OU2
2/11/2005, 04:08 PM
Don't worry honey, the footage of this tornado could make us alot of money......

Reno
2/11/2005, 04:11 PM
Okay... I pulled the pin, now what do I do?

TUSooner
2/11/2005, 04:14 PM
Oooh. Get a match, this feels like a big one!

Pieces Hit
2/11/2005, 04:15 PM
Don't worry... We've used this bungie a thousand times.

Pieces Hit
2/11/2005, 04:20 PM
Also...

"Don't worry... I packed your chute myself.

Anyone seen my laundry?"

Reno
2/11/2005, 04:22 PM
Trust me, I do this all the time...

SoonerBorn68
2/11/2005, 04:26 PM
What if I introduced a bill to put boxing gloves on chickens?...

Reno
2/11/2005, 04:27 PM
grrr... (that's Beaver for "Damn you Murphy, and your law!")

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/134/murphyslaw5xh.jpg

Pieces Hit
2/11/2005, 04:30 PM
I don't need me no safety glasses.

http://koti.mbnet.fi/wdd/dickcurless.jpg

Reno
2/11/2005, 04:31 PM
Where's your God now!?

http://img182.exs.cx/img182/3426/drunkennuns3so.jpg

Sooner_Bob
2/11/2005, 04:38 PM
I think I can take him.

Jack Daniel
2/11/2005, 04:43 PM
this plan is FLAWLESS

Reno
2/11/2005, 04:45 PM
Did they say these were venomous?

tnraider1
2/11/2005, 04:50 PM
Watch me dodge this train.

Reno
2/11/2005, 04:53 PM
What could go wrong?

IB4OU2
2/11/2005, 04:54 PM
I'll be the Program Manager Mr. Trump......

Soonerbabeinbama
2/11/2005, 05:13 PM
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln - how did you enjoy the play??

Reno
2/11/2005, 05:14 PM
Dr. Lecter is that a bottle of Chianti?

KABOOKIE
2/11/2005, 05:15 PM
I triple-dog dare your *** to neg spek me!
:texan:

Jack Daniel
2/11/2005, 05:18 PM
norm just got his panties in a wad earlier. no biggie.

Reno
2/11/2005, 05:20 PM
To Hell with the Administrators...

BudSooner
2/11/2005, 05:39 PM
"Go ahead and pour a little gas on there....just a little and i'll light it, how much? oh, a gallon should do fine"

StoopTroup
2/12/2005, 02:18 AM
It's not that far...jump!

Bama/OU
2/12/2005, 02:29 AM
"Everything that can be invented has been invented." -- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

12
2/12/2005, 02:58 AM
No offense, David Earl, but...

SCOUT
2/12/2005, 03:13 AM
"In the immortal words of Socrates... I drank what?"

StoopTroup
2/12/2005, 03:29 AM
Hey Cleopatra! Nice Asp! - Marc Anthony

76sooner
2/12/2005, 08:47 AM
ooooooh ssshhhhhhiiiiiiitttttttt

StoopTroup
2/12/2005, 09:54 AM
I'd hit it....

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 12:09 PM
"I do." - Eva Braun

Reno
2/15/2005, 12:14 PM
"Signs are for pu$$ies!"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 12:22 PM
"My husband won't be home for hours."

Reno
2/15/2005, 12:25 PM
"Is that mountain smoking?"

RedRum
2/15/2005, 12:26 PM
"Captain, i've found something!" - Sacrificial red shirt

TopDaugIn2000
2/15/2005, 12:26 PM
no honey, I didn't get you a valentine's day card.....I thought a nice dinner would be enough.

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 12:30 PM
Ramming - speed!

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 12:53 PM
"Honey, are you gaining weight?"

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 12:55 PM
"Are you on your period or something?"

Reno
2/15/2005, 12:56 PM
"Honey, they didn't have Midol at the store so I got you some Advil."

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 12:57 PM
"This is gonna be so bitch'n!"

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 12:58 PM
"This meatloaf is kinda dry"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:03 PM
"I thought YOU closed the sub hatch."

Reno
2/15/2005, 01:04 PM
It's okay, I think it's dead...

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:07 PM
"AVALA-"

Reno
2/15/2005, 01:13 PM
I drank what...?

Damn, beaten to it.

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:13 PM
"I can make this light!"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:14 PM
"Does this taste funny to you?"

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 01:15 PM
"avenge me!"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:15 PM
"Of course that cop can tell this is a rubber gun."

Reno
2/15/2005, 01:16 PM
"Does this taste funny to you?"


http://img220.exs.cx/img220/9074/screensaver3iq.jpg

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:16 PM
"...eight, nine, ten!!!"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:17 PM
"I haven't seen any lightning YET!"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:18 PM
"As long as you keep your hand behind the Cobra's head he won't bite you."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:19 PM
"The venom injected in a single bite from this snake is sufficient to kill 100 adult humans."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:20 PM
"As long as you keep your hand behind the Cobra's head he won't bite you."
Good timing! Funny coincidence...

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:20 PM
"Crikey thees gator has big teeth!"
- Steve Irwin, The Croc Hunter

Dio
2/15/2005, 01:20 PM
Iceberg? Ah, who cares?

Dio
2/15/2005, 01:22 PM
Maybe if we give Hitler the Sudetenland, he'll go away.

TOTP,B's!

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:22 PM
Good timing! Funny coincidence...
As they say, "Great minds think aiaiaaaiiiiiiiaaaaaggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"
- BleedinSooner Red 1961-2005

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:23 PM
"Sharks don't get this close to the beach."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:24 PM
"You've neglected your postal duties and we have to let you go."

Dio
2/15/2005, 01:24 PM
That Yoko chick is hot! And I'll bet she sings like an angel.

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:24 PM
"Like my new bike? Ever seen me do a wheelie on the Interstate?"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:25 PM
"What does 'Double Black Diamond' slope mean?"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:25 PM
"Okay smile... No wait, back up one more step."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:25 PM
That Yoko chick is hot! And I'll bet she sings like an angel.
"John! Can I have your autograph?"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:26 PM
"Yeah this ice is solid."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:28 PM
"Sir, the Romulans are de-cloaking."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:29 PM
"Stay still... this won't hurt."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:29 PM
"This should be a new world's record..."

Dio
2/15/2005, 01:30 PM
See ya tomorrow, Angus. I gotta go sleep this off.

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:30 PM
"No one's EVER done this before."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:32 PM
" And now!, I will place my head in the mouth of this ferocious lion!"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:33 PM
"Gimme another ham sandwich." - Mama Cass

Dio
2/15/2005, 01:34 PM
Sure, I can outrun Roy Williams.

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:34 PM
"Go ahead. No one's ever going to know it was you."

Reno
2/15/2005, 01:35 PM
"Sharks don't get this close to the beach."


Hey, you think this surfboard looks like a fat seal from below?

http://img201.exs.cx/img201/2715/shark3bx.jpg

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:35 PM
"Hey, this bomb's a dud."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:36 PM
"All you mobsters are pussies!"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:37 PM
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:37 PM
"Gimme another ham sandwich." - Mama Cass
"Okay just add some more peanut butter and the pefect sandwich."
-Elvis

Reno
2/15/2005, 01:38 PM
"How do you aim this thing...?"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:38 PM
"I don't think I already took my medicine today."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:39 PM
"Goodnight." - Johnny Carson

Reno
2/15/2005, 01:40 PM
"Yes, I'm not okay to drive. I mean, no I am. Wait..."

Dio
2/15/2005, 01:41 PM
Hey, he won a National Championship at Miami.

Dio
2/15/2005, 01:42 PM
We can win a Super Bowl without Gruden.

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:44 PM
"That water ain't deep. Drive on across."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:44 PM
"Yes, the Regents/Trustees/Board agree that Coach _________ will be the coach next year. He has our vote of confidence."

Reno
2/15/2005, 01:45 PM
"There's no way the killer will find me upstairs!" -Every chick in a scary movie

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:47 PM
"Nah, we won't need an umbrella."

and it's corollary...

"We planned a picnic for today."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:48 PM
"Sure Mr. Dahmer, I'd love to come over for dinner."

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 01:49 PM
"I know the date has expired, but I think it's ok"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:49 PM
"Wow, first time I packed my own parachute."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:50 PM
"When it comes to explosives, I'm the best there is."

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 01:51 PM
"the only players they have are Lionart and Bush" - I'll probably get negrespek, but oh well.

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:51 PM
"Those Americans are soft, ripe for an attack."

Reno
2/15/2005, 01:51 PM
"Snake, I really don't feel like moonwalking right now." - some guy on trial for being a really sick person

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:52 PM
"Relax dear, they really ARE only showers."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:53 PM
"I'm NOT lost!"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:55 PM
"I'm sure we can make the airport on the fuel we have left."

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 01:55 PM
"You're wife has a nice rack"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:56 PM
"Our Maginot Line will be impenetrable!"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:56 PM
"I've always dreamed of being on the cover of 'Sport's Illustrated'!"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 01:56 PM
"BANZAI!"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:58 PM
"This one's for Allah!"

Reno
2/15/2005, 01:58 PM
Whoops! Can you hand me that bar of soap?

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 01:59 PM
"OU Sucks!"

(Famous LAST words!!!!!!!!!!!!)

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:00 PM
GOOD LORD this board is hysterical!

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 02:00 PM
"Don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:01 PM
"So you've never done this surgery before? But you've practiced a lot, right?"

Reno
2/15/2005, 02:01 PM
"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:02 PM
"N-word"
- White guy at the Vibe Awards

Reno
2/15/2005, 02:02 PM
"It's okay! I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:03 PM
"I double dog dare you."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 02:03 PM
"How come I can't stand behind the bazooka??"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 02:06 PM
"Watch me scare Bill with this bear hide."

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 02:07 PM
"It's ok, I'm a professional!"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:09 PM
"You sure the water's deep? Okay, then, watch this dive!"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 02:10 PM
"GODZILLA!"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 02:12 PM
"SHARK!" :)

Reno
2/15/2005, 02:13 PM
"Wait, here I'll go see if they want to surrender." -First person to die in any war movie

Dio
2/15/2005, 02:14 PM
Why sit through a long-assed bus ride to the next gig, when you can fly?

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 02:15 PM
"Yes, I'm Sarah Conner."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:24 PM
"It's this little country called Vietnam. We'll just be there as advisors."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:24 PM
"Nah, I never read the instructions."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:25 PM
"I think I'll go to school at Texas."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:27 PM
While driving on the Pacific Coast Highway -

"Wow, look at those stars tonight."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:28 PM
"Tornadoes always go from Southwest to Northeast! ALWAYS!"

And it's corollary...

"Yep, this is my first time storm chasing."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:29 PM
In LA:

"Am I dizzy? Or, is the ground moving?"

Reno
2/15/2005, 02:32 PM
"Cool, a digital clock! But why is it counting backwards?"

Reno
2/15/2005, 02:34 PM
Oh yeah!? Watch me!

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 02:35 PM
"I have a headache." - Bruce Lee

Reno
2/15/2005, 02:43 PM
"Hey, a foul ball! I got it!" - Bartman

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 02:44 PM
"Blindfold? Cigarette?"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:46 PM
"I guarantee you, the wife will never know!"

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:47 PM
"Just sign here."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:48 PM
"Really Babe, I never use protection."

TopDaugIn2000
2/15/2005, 02:49 PM
He won't check his PM box while he's in Hawaii....

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:49 PM
"I wonder what would happen if I just did..."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:51 PM
"The water's not that deep and we have a Hummer, let's just go on across this creek."

- Actually saw this on CNN about flash flooding last week in Arizona

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:52 PM
"This has been the greatest trip. I'm sorry it's over so soon."

- passenger on the Hindenburg

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:54 PM
"Tsunami? Let's surf it!"

- Some tried in Hawaii in the 60's

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 02:54 PM
"Mom, I'm gonna go play in the old freezer."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:56 PM
"This is so cool. The people below look like ants when you lean out over the edge like this."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:57 PM
"Let's see how fast this thing can go."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 02:58 PM
"I'm here to fix the elevaaaaaaaaaaa."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 02:58 PM
"Don't worry, I always pick up hitchhikers."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 02:59 PM
"Bet I can hold my breath longer than you!"

Reno
2/15/2005, 03:00 PM
"Look, it's not even sharp..."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 03:01 PM
What does this "eject" mean?

Reno
2/15/2005, 03:02 PM
"Wait, did you say to hit the button, or don't hit the button?"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 03:06 PM
"A few downers and booze help me sleep."

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 03:07 PM
"Boy, your Sooners sure sucked it up this weekend!"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 03:08 PM
"Let's play chicken!"

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 03:10 PM
"you sure do have some ugly kids"

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 03:11 PM
"Oh, it's a deer all right."

Mjcpr
2/15/2005, 03:11 PM
"you sure do have some ugly kids"
Speaking of.....anybody notice the chiclets on those brats in Trading Spuses last night?

Holy God......that's what they should've used their money on.

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 03:14 PM
"Why don't you pick on someone your OWN size?"

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 03:18 PM
"Look what I can do!"

Reno
2/15/2005, 03:19 PM
"Sure, I'll Supersize my order."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 03:20 PM
"...and to think this hang glider was just 20 bucks!"

Reno
2/15/2005, 03:34 PM
"If you stay still they won't be able to see us... Their vision is based on movement" -Guy who watches too many movies

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 03:36 PM
"What's the PSI on this truck tire??"

IB4OU2
2/15/2005, 03:36 PM
Yes, my Boa Constricter sleeps with me every night....... she would'nt hurt a flea.

BleedinSoonerRed
2/15/2005, 03:36 PM
"Piece of cake....."

Reno
2/15/2005, 03:39 PM
"If I'm not back in ten minutes call the police"

Reno
2/15/2005, 03:40 PM
"Everything's fine, just aim for the apple..."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 03:42 PM
Yes, my Boa Constricter sleeps with me every night....... she would'nt hurt a flea.
"However, the Coral Snake IS often confused with this harmless Scarlet King Snake."

Reno
2/15/2005, 03:44 PM
"Does it seem a little warm in here to you?"

Reno
2/15/2005, 03:46 PM
"Gasmasks? I thought you had 'em..."

Pieces Hit
2/15/2005, 03:48 PM
"It's only sprinkling, Noah."

IB4OU2
2/15/2005, 03:49 PM
"Seigfreid, Tasha's the most docile white tiger I've ever owned, she's like a leetle bebe."

Reno
2/15/2005, 03:56 PM
"Hey Percy, spot me!"

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 04:53 PM
"Do not attempt this trick at home!"

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 04:54 PM
"Happy Fun Ball...You want a piece of me?" -I doubt if most of you even get this.

Dio
2/15/2005, 05:15 PM
"Happy Fun Ball...You want a piece of me?" -I doubt if most of you even get this.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

mdklatt
2/15/2005, 05:40 PM
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http://img227.exs.cx/img227/9209/cp0su.jpg


YMSSRA...

Best. TOTP. EVAR.


TOTP, Beyonces! :D

BeetDigger
2/15/2005, 06:27 PM
"It isn't going to hail. Hail clouds always come from the north."

SoonerObsession
2/15/2005, 09:42 PM
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

I nearly pulled a muscle because I laughed so hard at that bit.
"Happy Funball is now being dropped on enemies in Iraq."

goodonya
2/16/2005, 05:30 PM
"Wait there, I gotta' go to the can man" - Elvis

IB4OU2
2/16/2005, 06:00 PM
"According to my calculations this compound becomes highly unstable at 75 degrees centigrade..............or was that fahrenheit?"

colleyvillesooner
2/16/2005, 06:10 PM
oops...

SoonerObsession
2/16/2005, 06:16 PM
"Mr. Bob Knight sir, I'm sorry I got your order wrong, but..."

BleedinSoonerRed
2/16/2005, 08:16 PM
"No, I'm not really afraid of bears. Why?"

Reno
2/17/2005, 09:26 AM
No, were still good. keep digging...

Reno
2/17/2005, 09:27 AM
"Do you thnk I'll need rubber gloves for this?"

Pieces Hit
2/17/2005, 09:29 AM
"There is nothing, I repeat, nothing to fear."