THE POSTING GODS MUST BE ANGRY!!!!!!!

[Fugue]

oh man.....wrath of ssa coming in 5......4........3........2........1.....

no shat, i'm a little scared :eddie:

[Soonerbabeinbama]

What do you say we all kick in and buy Bri an "Ab Lounger"?

[C&CDean]

Bri's got an ab lounger. What the boy needs is an ab worker.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

touche'

[Mjcpr]

Isn't there a saying about living in rock houses and throwing glass or something?

[jk the sooner fan]

Bri's got an ab lounger. What the boy needs is an ab worker.

is an ab lounger anything like an ab lazy boy? cause thats what i have..

[Soonerbabeinbama]

I hear it's a two step process:
Step 1: Open Mouth Step 2: Remove beer bottle

[Mjcpr]

Would this be considered a re-180?

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

Why don't you just learn to quit when you are ahead. You were starting to get respek from people on here including me, but then you have to go and open up your damn mouth AGAIN.

bri is obviously comfortable with who he is and can post a picture of himself no matter how goofy he looks. You on the other hand sit here and try to tease the guys about your crack whore looking picture and never post one. Who the hell wants to look like strung out ANS? When I told the guys on the board I would post a picture I didn't string them along for days. I backed up my claims.

So I guess what I am trying to say is don't make fun of others on this board especially long time and beloved posters before you have even been accepted yourself.

[jk the sooner fan]

on like donkey kong.....

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

Isn't there a saying about living in rock houses and throwing glass or something?
EXACTLY!

[Fugue]

no matter how goofy he looks

Billy Tubbsish, yms...!

[Mjcpr]

EXACTLY!
I knew I had it right.

[proud gonzo]

I hear it's a two step process:
Step 1: Open Mouth Step 2: Remove beer bottle

you can fit a whole beer bottle in your mouth?? :eek:

[Soonerbabeinbama]

I give up

[OklahomaTrombone]

I'm glad someone else caught that....

[Howzit]

you can fit a whole beer bottle in your mouth??

Maybe her jaw unhinges...

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

you can fit a whole beer bottle in your mouth?? :eek:
Of course she can

[OklahomaTrombone]

Maybe her jaw unhinges...

I wonder what else unhinges....

[C&CDean]

So I guess what I am trying to say is don't make fun of others on this board especially long time and beloved posters before you have even been accepted yourself.

I know bri is a longtime poster. I know he's prolific (bazillion times poster). But "beloved" is such a dirty word. I mean I like him real well, I enjoy hanging out and drinking his beer slushies, and I enjoy laughing at the brimobile with the Gore bumperstickers, but I'm not sure I'm ready for "beloved." I've been hurt too many times.......

[C&CDean]

I give up

If this is true, then do it. Otherwise, post a picture of yourself or STFU.

[OklahomaTrombone]

My beloved Dean,

Thank you for being such a bad *** mod.


Heart,

OT.

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

Dean, you are going to make him so sad now! You know you are a beloved poster too Dean. :D

[Mjcpr]

My beloved Dean,

Thank you for being such a bad *** mod.


Heart,

OT.
Hammer, don't hurt him. He's very vulnerable right now.

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

If this is true, then do it. Otherwise, post a picture of yourself or STFU.See Dean you are beloved with your heart felt honesty and words of wisdom that you shower this board with.

Oh and YMSSRA..Dean

[instigator]

Dean, you are going to make him so sad now! You know you are a beloved poster too Dean. :D
Him!?!? I thought it was a hawt girl. :confused:

[C&CDean]

Dean, you are going to make him so sad now! You know you are a beloved poster too Dean. :D

But I don't wanna be "beloved." I try damned hard to be "behated."

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

But, see Dean that's the beauty with you. No matter how hard to try to be behated all you do is make yourself more beloved. :D

[instigator]

Well if it makes you feel any better. I behate you. I just belove you posts.

[C&CDean]

And is that chick in your avatar showing us the size of the geek in the background's pecker? Can't be, that'd be an exaggeration.

Be a hayta.

[instigator]

Unfortunately she is. :(

TOTMFP, Beyonce!

[C&CDean]

Wrong again, shizbitch.

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

Unfortunately she is. :(

TOTMFP, Beyonce!
Heh

[Sooner51]

I was disapointed that this thread actually went 5 pages without even mentioning that SBiB post a pic. I'm even more disapointed that it has gone 5 more pages w/o said picture.

BANE HER/him!!!!!!!!!

[Blue]

Now you girls BEHAVE!

The "Sausage Oval" is gettin more sausagy every day. It's rare we get a new AW almost willing to post a pic.

Now! Post a Pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .........or be gone. :D

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Pic this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[Blue]

I.........I don't know you.

[SelmaBamaFan]

Was that a pic? cuz if it is I cant see it :(

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

If this is true, then do it. Otherwise, post a picture of yourself or STFU.
Please follow Dean's advise.

[SelmaBamaFan]

hehe *** backwards is out for blood!!!

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Okay sports fans I do have other things to do besides hunt up a picture. Give me a break here. I'll find a picture, but may need help putting it on. That will be my weekend project. Now how about all of y'all backing off - geez!!

[C&CDean]

Okay sports fans I do have other things to do besides hunt up a picture. Give me a break here. I'll find a picture, but may need help putting it on. That will be my weekend project. Now how about all of y'all backing off - geez!!

And now you're blonde too? It doesn't take a weekend to find a picture (Glamour Shot photos are verbotten around here - gotta be natural, in the raw if you will), and I'd bet there's 100 of these peep-show pervs who'd host it for you. Besides, the longer you drag this thing out, the more anticlimactic it's gonna be when everybody sees that yo fugly.

[Blue]

Yo must spred spk fo giving it up to Dean agin.

[SelmaBamaFan]

hehe the ever poetic Dean... LOL

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

If you weren't planning on posting a pic until this weekend then you NEVAR should have brought it up.

BTW you can host your pic at www.imageshack.us/index.php (http://www.imageshack.us/index.php). It will only take you a minute.

[8timechamps]

And now you're blonde too? It doesn't take a weekend to find a picture (Glamour Shot photos are verbotten around here.

Oh no, we reeeeallllly don't mind glamour shots at all.


seriously.

[Viking Kitten]

That will be my weekend project.

Clean the gutters...
Organize the guest room closet...
Make a pipe cleaner centerpiece...

Post a pic on SF.com.

Martha Stewart is smiling at you from her cell.

[Sooner51]

Hunt up a picture? Wtf, are they in upper Alabama?

[SelmaBamaFan]

hehe cat fight from hell!!


BTW, id post my pic but I had the damn camera set on highest setting so the pics are 1.5 MB each heh... and apparently I dont have an editing program on this computer to scale em down :(

[8timechamps]

hehe cat fight from hell!!


BTW, id post my pic but I had the damn camera set on highest setting so the pics are 1.5 MB each heh... and apparently I dont have an editing program on this computer to scale em down :(

Just post one of your glamour shots.

[SelmaBamaFan]

err Ive never gotten a glamour shot...



TOTMFYADDAYADDAYADDABITCH!

[C&CDean]

err Ive never gotten a glamour shot...



TOTMFYADDAYADDAYADDABITCH!

Uh, some things are obvious and can go without saying.

[8timechamps]

err Ive never gotten a glamour shot...





Sure. If you say so.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

How about some nudie shots of you guys? That would be great

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Clean the gutters...
Organize the guest room closet...
Make a pipe cleaner centerpiece...

Post a pic on SF.com.

Martha Stewart is smiling at you from her cell.I was martha for halloween. I'm not posting a pic though.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Y'all wouldn't tallk about me if you didn't like me!!

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

Heh. Don't push it

[bri]

I know bri is a longtime poster. I know he's prolific (bazillion times poster). But "beloved" is such a dirty word. I mean I like him real well, I enjoy hanging out and drinking his beer slushies, and I enjoy laughing at the brimobile with the Gore bumperstickers, but I'm not sure I'm ready for "beloved." I've been hurt too many times.......

Don't think. Just hold me, Dean.

[daMentor]

How about some nudie shots of you guys? That would be great
What's your email addy? :P

[daMentor]

If you weren't planning on posting a pic until this weekend then you NEVAR should have brought it up.

BTW you can host your pic at www.imageshack.us/index.php (http://www.imageshack.us/index.php). It will only take you a minute.

Indeed. If she is so blonde that she can't figure out how to post a pic, imageshack will take care of that for her.


Imageshack.us it's what I like to call Army proof.

PS. I've heard photobucket.com is pretty easy to use as well.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Don't be shy - just go ahead and post it here

[daMentor]

Don't be shy - just go ahead and post it here
I think I might get a "bane" for that one. So, I'll pass.

EDIT: I will post a G rated picture of myself though.

[proud gonzo]

Indeed. If she is so blonde that she can't figure out how to post a pic, imageshack will take care of that for her.


Imageshack.us it's what I like to call Army proof.

PS. I've heard photobucket.com is pretty easy to use as well.

hey! now, you can make fun of her for being from Alabama and **** off Selma, but i think that's quite enough blonde smack, mmmkay?

TIA,

the blonde who isn't too blonde to post a pic

:D ;)

[daMentor]

hey! now, you can make fun of her for being from Alabama and **** off Selma, but i think that's quite enough blonde smack, mmmkay?

TIA,

the blonde who isn't too blonde to post a pic

:D ;)
HEY! Don't get mad at me. DEAN STARTED IT! :D

Ok ok, so I guess it's easier to say something to me then to say something to "the Dean." heh the Dean. I like that.

[proud gonzo]

HEY! Don't get mad at me. DEAN STARTED IT! :D

Ok ok, so I guess it's easier to say something to me then to say something to "the Dean." heh the Dean. I like that.


yeah, but you repeated it :D

[RacerX]

0 stars.

Seriously.

[daMentor]

0 stars.

Seriously.
LOL... Man who did you **** off? That's the longest red bar I've ever seen on this board.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

I think I need to get to know Racer

[daMentor]

I think I need to get to know Racer
heh.

If you mean what I think you mean, that's damned funny. :D

[Soonerbabeinbama]

yea - we both look good in red

[yermom]

all this talk and still no pics?

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Relax Yermom - if I say pics are coming, pics are coming. I've got the pics just have to figure a few things out. You know - it takes us blondes a little longer - especially Alabama blondes!

[yermom]

hehe, i am ALWAYS relaxed

i didn't give it the ?!?!?!?!!!1111oneonewon treatment or anything :D

[Blue]

She's hawt. Thanks for pm'n me those pics SBiB. You guys are in for a treat. I mean, DAMN!

Just don't show that one though. You know the one. It's way to racy for this place.

[OklahomaTrombone]

blink?

[yermom]

dammit

i knew it!

[Soonerbabeinbama]

The Alabama boys get first peek!!

[daMentor]

psssst I'm from Alabama!

Ok not really.

[Blue]

The Alabama boys get first peek!!

And what a peek it was...

[daMentor]

And what a peek it was...
Ok stop bragging damnit where's my peek! :D

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Since when did Killeen Texas move to Alabama?

[daMentor]

Since when did Killeen Texas move to Alabama?
lol.. Well in my defense I did say FROM Alabama. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm living in Alabama.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

May I see a birth certificate please?

[daMentor]

May I see a birth certificate please?
Ok ok.
The truth is I don't think I've even been to Alabama. I've been to Georgia, Florida, Mississippi, and Tennessee, but I don't think I've ever stepped foot in Alabama.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm -honesty should count for something shouldn't it?

[daMentor]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm -honesty should count for something shouldn't it?
Indeed. Can I have a cookie?

[Blue]

[C***block]I don't know SBiB. Ya might wanna hold off just a little longer...[C***block]

[daMentor]

[C***block]I don't know SBiB. Ya might wanna hold off just a little longer...[C***block]
lmao.. Hey damnit didn't I help you fix your computer a few days ago?

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Yea you're right Blue - watcha think about tomorrow?

[Blue]

lmao.. Hey damnit didn't I help you fix your computer a few days ago?

Still broke. Consider the spek renigged. :D

And the c***, well it's blocked.

[Blue]

Yea you're right Blue - watcha think about tomorrow?

Tomorrow sounds peachy.

Now send me some more pics while I wait. :cool:

[daMentor]

Still broke. Consider the spek renigged. :D

And the c***, well it's blocked.
haha.. Ok well if it really is still broke post what it's doing in that other thread. As far as the c*** blockage, I'd say you did a pretty good job of it.

[SelmaBamaFan]

The Alabama boys get first peek!!



Coulda fooled me... :confused:

[daMentor]

Coulda fooled me... :confused:
Have we been bamboozled?

[jreed13]

huh what am I missing?

[Blue]

Drumroll please................

[SelmaBamaFan]

drumroll

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Just check with JReed 13 and Blue smarty pants!!

[jreed13]

huh?

[daMentor]

What was the drumroll for? I still have no pm. :(

[Mjcpr]

SBiB is such a bastard for coming to this board and posting.

;)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I knew it wasn't me...

[Soonerbabeinbama]

:eek: oh crap Mjcpr - let the trauma begin!!

(And I had just gotten my treatments down to once a month!!)