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8timechamps
1/28/2005, 03:26 PM
So what big plans do you have for the weekend?




this is gonna be great!

Beef
1/28/2005, 03:33 PM
Not if dolemite doesn't answer.

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 03:36 PM
Yeah, that little bitch is off right now.

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 03:37 PM
Yeah, that little bitch is getting off right now.
How in the hell do you know this? Why would you want to know?

Beef
1/28/2005, 03:38 PM
Heh.

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 03:38 PM
I mean he's not logged on. I love that guy!

colleyvillesooner
1/28/2005, 03:39 PM
How in the hell do you know this? Why would you want to know?

double heh!

Norman Norm In
1/28/2005, 03:39 PM
Yeah, that little bitch is off right now.

stalker

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 03:40 PM
Are any of you named dolemite?

NOPE.

Beef
1/28/2005, 03:41 PM
Know. I cant speel as gud as that beyonce

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 03:41 PM
memories...

Howzit
1/28/2005, 03:42 PM
8 and dolemite sittin in a tree...

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 03:42 PM
Well since you asked. I am going to try to play golf tomorrow and then I am going to try to get together with J tomorrow night. :D

I know you love me too!

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 03:49 PM
Well since you asked. I am going to try to play golf tomorrow and then I am going to try to get together with J tomorrow night. :D
Bow chikka bow bow...

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 03:57 PM
You got it Mister!

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 03:58 PM
You got it Mister!
So, it's gonna be on like Ms Donkey Kong?

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 03:59 PM
Oh DEFINITELY

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 03:59 PM
So, it's gonna be on like Ms Donkey Kong?

There's no such thing.

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 04:00 PM
There's no such thing.
It's a Ms Pac Man stretch....work with me here.

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 04:00 PM
Okay, fine.

It's going to be on like Ms Donkey Kong.

yermom
1/28/2005, 04:01 PM
he's working

there is no innerweb access for him there :D

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 04:01 PM
Okay, fine.
It's going to be on like Ms Donkey Kong.

Good one.

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:01 PM
It's gonna be on like a fat chick on pie.

Beef
1/28/2005, 04:01 PM
This thread is making me feel fabulous.

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 04:02 PM
CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR!!!

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 04:02 PM
It's gonna be on like a fat chick on pie.
Or carpet, whatever.

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 04:03 PM
CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR!!!
That's his dog, man.....show some class.

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:03 PM
Yeah, I don't want to see a fat chick on carpet that much.

Fugue
1/28/2005, 04:04 PM
Yeah, I don't want to see a fat chick on carpet that much.

edit: never mind, the thought made me a little sick to my stomach. :O

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 04:05 PM
Mjcpr,
Why don't you replace it with this...it'd be more fitting:

http://www.freewebs.com/shortbusryders/ShortBus.jpg

Beef
1/28/2005, 04:07 PM
Yeah, I don't want to see 8timechamps on a fat chick's carpet that much.
Ditto.
Top 'O the page, beyonces.

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 04:08 PM
Like ridin' a moped beef, like ridin' a moped.

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:08 PM
Ditto.
Top 'O the page, beyonces.
EXACTLY!!!!

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:09 PM
Wow, I can already see this thread heading in the complete WRONG direction.

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 04:10 PM
You just now noticed that?

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:12 PM
No, I was enjoying thinking of me and J and then it went from happy in the pant area to sad.

Norm In Norman
1/28/2005, 04:14 PM
beyonceS, I am hattin over TO THE FIREWrk in the digs to get some akla in the shopf or sucks. it wesOMe, you no wit aye MEn?

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:14 PM
You forgot the random CAPS

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 04:15 PM
No, I was enjoying thinking of me and J and then it went from happy in the pant area to sad.
So, it's really pronounced "jri" then?

instigator
1/28/2005, 04:15 PM
Bow chikka bow bow...
Ditto that.

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 04:15 PM
eye been over in the sAme place yo i will send you a frotn on they ***!!!!!!!

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:16 PM
So, it's really pronounced "jri" then?
No it's pronounced Jo****

Fugue
1/28/2005, 04:16 PM
No it's pronounced Jo****

jomama?

KC//CRIMSON
1/28/2005, 04:16 PM
Yo yo yo, norman beyonce! I'mma fiddn to do tha tame ting....

instigator
1/28/2005, 04:17 PM
No, I was enjoying thinking of me and J and then it went from happy in the pant area to sad.
My pantal area just got real happy thinking of that too. :D

Norm In Norman
1/28/2005, 04:17 PM
You forgot the random CAPS
Fixed.

KC//CRIMSON
1/28/2005, 04:18 PM
jomama?

jolene

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:18 PM
jomama?
Heh. No.

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:18 PM
Fixed.
Much better. You do a great dolemite!

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:19 PM
My pantal area just got real happy thinking of that too. :DHeh. :D



KC, NO

KC//CRIMSON
1/28/2005, 04:21 PM
Joanna?

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:22 PM
No

Jor***

Norm In Norman
1/28/2005, 04:23 PM
You see, the trick to doing a good dolemite is to have part of it make some sense, part of it make no sense, and another part of it that would make some sense if some of it was spelled right. Random caps is a good call though.

And always throw in beyonces, which of course doesn't make sense anyway.

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 04:23 PM
No

Jor***
Jorgea?

Norm In Norman
1/28/2005, 04:24 PM
Yo yo yo, norman beyonce! I'mma fiddn to do tha tame ting....
Wat a coinciDE nse.

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:24 PM
Wow, you have been studying his work for awhile.

So are you going to be his official translator from now on?

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:24 PM
Jorgea?
Come on think it's not THAT hard!

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 04:25 PM
Jordan

Norm In Norman
1/28/2005, 04:25 PM
Wow, you have been studying his work for awhile.

So are you going to be his official translator from now on?
My brain can only handle so much, so no.

KC//CRIMSON
1/28/2005, 04:25 PM
jordan

pic?

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:25 PM
JordanAnd we have a winner!!



FINALLY I got one!

TOTMFP, B!!

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 04:26 PM
And we have a winner!!
Isn't that a boy's name?

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 04:26 PM
norms yuo hAve to be hatin on my when i trIE sto say good stuf yo


hoLla beyonces!!!!!11

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:26 PM
Isn't that a boy's name?
It's gender neutral

Fugue
1/28/2005, 04:30 PM
It's gender neutral

tranny? :D

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:31 PM
Oh GOD no! If only you guys could see a pic.

Fugue
1/28/2005, 04:32 PM
Oh GOD no! If only you guys could see a pic.

well?

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:32 PM
You can't see one hence the if only you could statement.

Norm In Norman
1/28/2005, 04:38 PM
norms yuo hAve to be hatin on my when i trIE sto say good stuf yo


hoLla beyonces!!!!!11
Oooo, the infamous "....!!!!11". Good call!

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 04:41 PM
Oooo, the infamous "....!!!!11". Good call!

Don't forget to leave out most of the punctuation.

Sexy Sooner Angel
1/28/2005, 04:42 PM
Yes, because we all know that . and , are BAD!

yermom
1/28/2005, 05:20 PM
pOOR dOLEMIte

Fugue
1/28/2005, 05:42 PM
You can't see one hence the if only you could statement.


oh, she's a cheerleader.

bri
1/28/2005, 05:44 PM
No, she's a "female civilian contractor". :D

Fugue
1/28/2005, 05:50 PM
ah, the FCC. :texan:

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 05:53 PM
No, she's a "female civilian contractor". :D
This was different the last time I looked.

instigator
1/28/2005, 08:33 PM
I am just so happy in my pants that beyonce is catching on. :D

dolemitesooner
1/28/2005, 09:51 PM
I am happy in A my pant to I am bak i am :confused: what did you all want

Howzit
1/28/2005, 10:56 PM
What about in B your pant?

DCSooner
1/28/2005, 11:06 PM
me I am greta to be baCK!

bri
1/28/2005, 11:07 PM
Shouldn't you be picking up balls at the airport, beyonce?

;)

DCSooner
1/28/2005, 11:13 PM
Shouldn't you be picking up balls at the airport, beyonce?

;)
I picked him up at 7:00 jerky! Damn, nothing is sacred around here!!

instigator
1/28/2005, 11:13 PM
What about in B your pant?
Awesome!

Sooner_Bob
1/29/2005, 01:12 AM
FINALLY I got one!



I seriously can't believe someone didn't touch this one . . . ya'll are slippin.

bri
1/29/2005, 01:29 AM
I picked him up at 7:00 jerky! Damn, nothing is sacred around here!!
Just tryin' to be helpful. ;)

dolemitesooner
1/29/2005, 02:32 AM
WHo are you all talking to?

Norm In Norman
1/29/2005, 11:37 PM
beyonceS, I am hattin over TO THE FIREWrk in the digs to get some akla in the shopf or sucks. it wesOMe, you no wit aye MEn?
Ok, so it should have been:


beyonceS I am hattin over TO THE FIREWrk inthe digs to get some akla in the shopf or sucks it wesOMe you no wit aye MEn? K

I think I've seen him use punctuation a couple of times.

dolemitesooner
1/30/2005, 12:10 AM
did you just say what beoncye

SelmaBamaFan
1/30/2005, 12:11 AM
:confused:

dolemitesooner
1/30/2005, 09:54 AM
cracker

ultimatesooner1
1/10/2007, 08:18 PM
,

dolemitesooner
1/11/2007, 01:50 AM
Thsi THREAD IS THES **** bEOncye

soonerboomer93
1/11/2007, 02:13 AM
threAD worST beyonceee EvA

BoogercountySooner
1/11/2007, 06:27 AM
I love the ultimatesooner1 bump. '_____________ heh