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Rhino
1/28/2005, 11:17 AM
The songs that may be good, except for the fact that they either go on too long or have some sort of sound/voice that grates on your nerves. Or both.

The Guess Who - Share The Land
-The minute-long, mind-numbing "shake your hand, share the land" kills me every time.

The Allman Brothers - Jessica
-You can only hear this song so many times before wanting to find a radio programmer and kick him in the nuts.

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/28/2005, 11:23 AM
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies

AHHHHHHHHH! Get it out of my head!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

colleyvillesooner
1/28/2005, 11:26 AM
THis reminds me of a game we should play.

You're stuck on a deserted island. What is the one song someone could play 24 hrs a day that would drive you insane? I understand any song would do this, but which song would make you end it all the fastest?

I said "Love Shack" by the B-52's before I even thought about it. It just came out.

Howzit
1/28/2005, 11:27 AM
Freebird. Sheesh, I love the guitar and that one drives me batty...

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 11:32 AM
What was the name of that damn song the two ugly english twins sang (the two dudes with the coke bottle glasses)? Something like ...if I could walk 100 miles...

gah!

critical_phil
1/28/2005, 11:41 AM
What was the name of that damn song the two ugly english twins sang (the two dudes with the coke bottle glasses)? Something like ...if I could walk 100 miles...

gah!
http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/images/Proclaimers,_The/sq-prolcaimers-gonna-be-duo-sing-bmg.gif

they are scottish....


and it was 500 miles........

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 11:42 AM
http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/images/Proclaimers,_The/sq-prolcaimers-gonna-be-duo-sing-bmg.gif

they are scottish....


and it was 500 miles........

I don't know whether to thank you for clearing that up, or hate you for clearing that up.

HoserSooner
1/28/2005, 11:43 AM
"Sweet Caroline" would make me want to vomit after the 2nd time, let alone all day long.

dolemitesooner
1/28/2005, 11:43 AM
seniqua dont live here no more is bad but i dont know who sings it

Howzit
1/28/2005, 11:45 AM
Technoanything.

critical_phil
1/28/2005, 11:46 AM
afternoon delight.........................................



:mad:

GDC
1/28/2005, 11:47 AM
"I'm Too Sexy"

"Macarena"

most Abba songs

dolemitesooner
1/28/2005, 11:48 AM
Technoanything.
I extra large size hat that ****z tooooooooooooooo

dolemitesooner
1/28/2005, 11:49 AM
ohh i got one i sing all the time cause its true:

I'm to sexy- Right said fred

critical_phil
1/28/2005, 11:49 AM
anything by the SUC band..................

SweetheartSooner
1/28/2005, 11:53 AM
the song that ashlee simpson sang at the orange bowl. eesh.

SoonerInKCMO
1/28/2005, 11:59 AM
afternoon delight.........................................



:mad:


Skyyy-rockets in flight...
A-a-afternoon delight!

VeeJay
1/28/2005, 12:20 PM
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies

AHHHHHHHHH! Get it out of my head!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

Heh - ya gotta like this part:

But both girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

In high school, I knew people like that. They were ahsamed at what their parents had them doing.

Pricetag
1/28/2005, 12:26 PM
Freebird. Sheesh, I love the guitar and that one drives me batty...
"American Pie," for the same reason. I know, I know, it's a classic, but it's just too darn long. There's no reason for a song last almost a quarter of an hour.

mdklatt
1/28/2005, 12:36 PM
"Hotel California" (not intrinsically annoying but grates on me for a specific reason)

"The Sweater Song" ?

That mid-90's pop song whose lyrics consist of nothing but:

Please don't go
Please don't go
Don't goooooooooo

Anything by Green Day--why the hell do they sing with British accents? They're not British.

The "I'm going to Wichita" song by the White Stripes.

VeeJay
1/28/2005, 12:41 PM
#1 annoying song of all time -

Whitney Houston
"I Will Always Love You"

A thin shard of paint peels off my truck every time that plays on the radio.

yermom
1/28/2005, 01:00 PM
"Hotel California" (not intrinsically annoying but grates on me for a specific reason)

"The Sweater Song" ?

That mid-90's pop song whose lyrics consist of nothing but:

Please don't go
Please don't go
Don't goooooooooo

Anything by Green Day--why the hell do they sing with British accents? They're not British.

The "I'm going to Wichita" song by the White Stripes.

i think if we ever shook hands, we might explode

other than that Don't Goooooo crap :D

mdklatt
1/28/2005, 01:17 PM
i think if we ever shook hands, we might explode


Heh.

SoonerObsession
1/28/2005, 03:44 PM
Just about any Aaron Nevile song.

apusooner
1/28/2005, 03:45 PM
The Hampster Dance.

StoopTroup
1/28/2005, 03:48 PM
There are no such things as annoying songs...

You guys are so pathetic...

and everything is copasetic...:D

crawfish
1/28/2005, 03:50 PM
Technoanything.

I dunno, some of it's kinda addicting...

http://www.molvania.com/video_medium_2.html

Fugue
1/28/2005, 03:51 PM
spin doctors :mack:

Beef
1/28/2005, 03:53 PM
spin doctors :mack:
You're considering what they put out songs?

Fugue
1/28/2005, 03:56 PM
You're considering what they put out songs?

:D
just seeing that lead singer makes me want to punch a clavicle and then to have to hear them, o lawd.

Widescreen
1/28/2005, 04:10 PM
I've Been Working on the Railroad (the UT mix).

Norm In Norman
1/28/2005, 04:11 PM
I extra large size hat that ****z tooooooooooooooo

I was going to translate this but can't. Here it goes anyway:


Quite frankly, I don't care for techno music either. You and I must have very similar music tastes.

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 04:12 PM
How'd I miss that? I can't quit laughing!

Norm In Norman
1/28/2005, 04:15 PM
dolemite = comedy gold mine

Rhino
1/28/2005, 04:15 PM
deer lord.

8timechamps
1/28/2005, 04:30 PM
dolemite = comedy gold mine

I extra large hat that size ****z yoooooo!!!!!!!!

IB4OU2
1/28/2005, 04:33 PM
How about the Pin'a Colada song.............that brings back gut wrenching memories.

soonerscuba
1/28/2005, 04:51 PM
Who let the Sooners/Dogs out?

lexsooner
1/28/2005, 05:13 PM
The jazzed up, faster version of "I've Been Working on the Railroad," I mean: "The Eyes of Texas."

"Proud to Be an American" by that cokeheaded phony Lee Greenwood. I saw him perform on the D.C. Mall. His musicians and roadies were all druggies, bikers, ex-cons, and other loser types.

Any halftime show marching band medley of West Side Story songs. The real songs are great. The band medleys are BAD.

"Louie, Louie." An oldies station in Lexington came onto the air by playing this song over and over again for 24 hours. Naturally, the station quickly went bust.

"The Superbowl Shuffle" by the Chicago Bears - "My name is the Fridge, and I'm the Rickie."

GottaHavePride
1/28/2005, 06:09 PM
Numanuma.

Do a search for the "Funny" thread.

TUSooner
1/28/2005, 06:32 PM
"Hey, Jude" ... vocal insanity
Y'know, I hate to say anything bad about a Beatle song, but that's probably among my least favorites.

I have a zillion songs that annoy me, but for starters, how about "When a Man Loves Woman." Inane, repetitive, boring, repetitive, annoying, repetitive, and repetitive.

TUSooner
1/28/2005, 06:36 PM
Any song sung by Whitney Houston. All alike: start soft, and get louder and louder until the dangly thing at the back of her throat is making your nose vibrate and spit gets on your glasses. O-VER-RAY-TED

mdklatt
1/28/2005, 06:48 PM
"The Superbowl Shuffle" by the Chicago Bears

In no way does this qualify as a song.

RacerX
1/28/2005, 07:31 PM
I have a special amount of hate for Hey Jude. My sister bought the album when it first came out and it skipped during one of the many refrains of Hey Jude. She returned, it did it again. Rinse repeat about 5 times until she got one that didn't skip. Nothing like extra Hey Judes.

Bama/OU
1/28/2005, 07:31 PM
EE-Yessa Ha-ha
Ee-yes girls

Me mind on fire -- Me soul on fire -- Feeling hot hot hot
Party people -- All around me feeling hot hot hot
What to do - On a night like this
Music sweet - I can't resist
We need a party song - A fundamental jam

So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum
Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot - oh Lord

(me la la la lum bum bum)

See people rocking -- Hear people chanting -- Feeling hot hot hot
Keep up this spirit -- Come on let's do it -- Feeling hot hot hot
It's in the air - Celebration time
Music sweet - captivate your mind
We have this party song - This fundamental jam

So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum
Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot - Oh Lord

Ha-ha

Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole

EE-yes girls

People in the party - hot hot hot
People in the party - hot hot hot
They come to the party know what they got
They come to the party know what they got
I'm hot -- You're hot -- He's hot -- She's hot
I'm hot -- You're hot -- He's hot -- She's hot
(Real hot) -- (Real hot) -- (Real hot) -- (Real hot)H
a-ha-ha - Oh Lord

How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)

(Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot)
(Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot)

http://www.newsreview.com/issues/reno/2001-05-03/picklet-1.jpg

Oh yeah - now THAT is f'ing irritating.

Harry Beanbag
1/28/2005, 07:36 PM
i just heard I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd here at work. OMFG, I had forgotten just how horrible those freaks were.

XingTheRubicon
1/28/2005, 08:10 PM
Su Su Sudio hurt my feelings quite a bit.

Madd Dawg
1/28/2005, 08:51 PM
The Hampster Dance.
indeed

Dio
1/28/2005, 09:08 PM
The radio country **** my kids make me listen to. F*** Brad Paisley.

apusooner
1/28/2005, 09:19 PM
Anything by Celine Dion

jk the sooner fan
1/28/2005, 09:40 PM
creed had a special knack for taking a verse and repeating it 10 thousand times within one song....

Bama/OU
1/28/2005, 10:19 PM
"I's stronger than Darth Vader"

http://img168.exs.cx/img168/301/noidea2hm.jpg

Damn, that was addictive.

Electronic...Supersonic...

Grimey
3/9/2006, 12:12 PM
Pepper by the Butthole Surfers might tend to get old after a few listenings.

Fugue
3/9/2006, 12:16 PM
My Humps

King Crimson
3/9/2006, 12:23 PM
Sheryl Crow: All I wanna Do=highly repetitive. so, you had a beer in Santa Monica? rooty toot toot.

slickdawg
3/9/2006, 12:37 PM
Chumbawumba - Tubthumper

Harry Beanbag
3/9/2006, 12:41 PM
Chumbawumba - Tubthumper


I ****ing hate that song. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

slickdawg
3/9/2006, 12:41 PM
I ****ing hate that song. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Why choo thank I put it up in here for? IT DRIVES ME NUTZ!

SoonerAtKU
3/9/2006, 12:42 PM
Master P - Make 'Em Say UUHHH!

By far the worst song ever, IMO.

yermom
3/9/2006, 01:00 PM
na na na na

Pieces Hit
3/9/2006, 01:37 PM
na na na naBrilliant!
That's exactly where I was headed, (if it's the same one.).

Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin' by Journey.

Nothing else has ever sucked so badly.

NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA

Repeat forever.

yermom
3/9/2006, 01:38 PM
nah, it's part of that lame *** Master P ****

i like the Journey song

Steeeeve Perry

Pieces Hit
3/9/2006, 01:46 PM
I take it back then.