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leavingthezoo
5/4/2005, 03:46 PM
the secret of hijacking boxing kitty cannot be revealed.

and believe me- he put up a fight when i stuffed him into that 100 x 100 square

dolemitesooner
5/4/2005, 03:46 PM
did this just turn into gay porn? :p
Only if you want it too. :O

dolemitesooner
5/4/2005, 03:46 PM
Bouu shickkaa booma booma

LosAngelesSooner
5/4/2005, 04:49 PM
Dude...that's EASTERN European porn music.

Sheesh...

leavingthezoo
5/4/2005, 07:10 PM
Only if you want it too. :O

hey, whatever you do with the guys is your business. but i admire your willingness. lol

bri
5/4/2005, 08:28 PM
either way, my jaw is just about cemented shut.
Hi! If anyone needs me I'll be over here, not making about ten different jokes...

leavingthezoo
5/4/2005, 08:40 PM
i'm disappointed in you bri. i expected more shenanigans from you.

what i really mean is... thanks for not humiliating me. i set myself up for sure.

bri
5/4/2005, 08:57 PM
I swear, I'll pistol-whip the next person that says "shenanigans"! ;)

leavingthezoo
5/4/2005, 09:00 PM
henanigans? himnanigans? lambnanigans?

bri
5/4/2005, 09:06 PM
Cruisin' Mos Espa in my Delorian
War is over, I'm a peacetime Mandalorian
My story has stumped Star Wars historians
Deep in debate, buffet plate at Bennigans...

:D

dolemitesooner
5/4/2005, 09:57 PM
Hey farva whats that place you like with the crazy ladies that dance in the tables and......

LosAngelesSooner
5/5/2005, 03:01 AM
Wait...wait...I know this one...

I've SEEN this movie...


wait....



wait....

LosAngelesSooner
5/5/2005, 01:27 PM
...keep waiting...

Beef
5/5/2005, 04:24 PM
still waiting....

proud gonzo
5/5/2005, 05:04 PM
I'm WAITING!...
http://members.aol.com/caspirgost/butterviz.jpg

LosAngelesSooner
5/5/2005, 05:35 PM
Are you waiting?

bri
5/5/2005, 06:16 PM
No, not really.

proud gonzo
5/5/2005, 08:26 PM
what are we supposed to be waiting for?

bri
5/5/2005, 09:40 PM
Godot?

proud gonzo
5/6/2005, 02:08 AM
hehehehe :D


resisting temptation to quote play....

LosAngelesSooner
5/6/2005, 05:32 AM
Do NOT quote Waiting for Godot.

Ever.

Bad things happen...

dolemitesooner
5/6/2005, 01:23 PM
sigh this thread needs me to go off

LosAngelesSooner
5/7/2005, 05:00 AM
So? Go off!

Quit talkin' about it ya ridiculous Kraut!

proud gonzo
5/7/2005, 10:20 AM
Do NOT quote Waiting for Godot.

Ever.

Bad things happen...

...I quoted waiting for godot in a film and video studies paper over Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and i got a 98 on it... I didn't think that was bad things. :D

bri
5/7/2005, 10:49 AM
Yeah, but it wasn't a 100 now, was it?

See, bad things!

LosAngelesSooner
5/7/2005, 01:22 PM
Yeah, but it wasn't a 100 now, was it?

See, bad things! Bri, as usual, get's the point.

You think the reason you got a 98% was because of Godot. I say Godot was the reason you didn't get 100%.

Loser.

LosAngelesSooner
5/8/2005, 01:50 AM
Damnit...I was kidding. :D

bri
5/8/2005, 09:57 AM
http://www.eonline.com/On/Snl/PhotoGallery/Images/snl101.murphy.gumby.010704.jpg

I'M GUMBY, DAMMIT!

LosAngelesSooner
5/9/2005, 04:24 PM
Cowboy was solid, not in that “fagged up” Hollywood way like so many chain smoking anorexic pretty boys who wear shirts two sizes too small and earn all their muscle in air conditioned gyms, but in the way a man used to fill out his clothes: hard work and pain. He was nice enough to most once you got to know him. He was handsome but, like a diamond with a blemish deep inside, he had enough flaws to turn a pretty boy’s face into a man’s. A fake tooth that was slightly more yellow than the rest, a roundness to his nose from one too many breaks, a softness to a jaw that was otherwise cut from granite all joined together in making his mug one of those that steered trouble in the other direction without looking like it wanted to start a fight. The tricky part was his eyes. Blue/gray eyes. They were absolutely cold, dissecting and unforgiving when they were looking at a person, but when he didn’t see you looking at him they…softened. Something lay beneath. Something protected.

The name, Cowboy, was given to him mostly because he always wore the same pair of broken in boots, same crumpled straw cowboy hat, same brown leather belt with large bronze buckle, every day, usually with well worn jeans and a plain t-shirt. Rumor and hint of an accent had it that he was from somewhere in the South; maybe Texas, maybe somewhere else. He worked as a kind of “go to” guy at a seedy bikini bar in the bad part of Hollywood called Cheetah’s. Sometimes he was at the door, sometimes on the floor, sometimes helping out the girl behind the bar, but mostly he worked for Oscar, the owner of the bar, doing various odd jobs that Oscar didn’t trust anyone else to do. Oscar liked it that Cowboy was as quiet as he was because many of the jobs Oscar needed done were the kind you wanted a guy to keep quiet about.

It was a slow Saturday night when I first noticed Cowboy. I had been thirsty for a dancer there for three months already, stopping in to see her at least four times a week, without ever noticing the guy. The few in the bar were the usual crowd of locals, mostly blue collar with enough of the “too cool” young Hollywood crowd thrown in to make your beer not sit comfortably in your stomach. There was one in particular, a big lug of L.A. Fitness in the standard Hollycool black, leather jacket and all, who was getting a lap dance from Natasha, my Drink of Water. His hands were all over her, groping despite her efforts to push them back down; touching things his twenty-five bucks didn’t cover.

Finally she shoved them away and stood up, taking a step back. Even from my spot across the bar I felt her anger. She turned to leave their dark corner when Muscle Nuts jumped to his feet and grabbed her, spinning her back to him. Cowboy was a blur.

Natasha hit the ground, landing hard on her seat, as Cowboy locked MuscleNuts’ arm. His elbow smashed down at the base of the dude’s neck, crumpling him to his knees. Cowboy grabbed the back of his head and slammed his face into the table. Again and again he slammed it down until the smashing noise turned squishy. Finally it stopped and only then did I notice how still the bar was. The music still pumped, but nobody moved. Absolute stillness was broken only by the bloodied man’s arm sliding slowly off the table and onto the floor. But the silence prevailed as Cowboy hoisted the unconscious man, easily half again his size, by the collar and belt and dragged him through the bar and out, onto the street.

Becoming Cowboy’s friend was difficult, if not impossible, but it would end up being one of the few smart things I did.

proud gonzo
5/9/2005, 04:51 PM
oh jeebus, you're returning to the roots of this thread, eh?

dolemitesooner
5/9/2005, 05:01 PM
What the **** was that...was that gay porn in print ...

LosAngelesSooner
5/9/2005, 07:34 PM
Dolemite...just because you see a lot of words in English and don't bother to have somebody translate for you, doesn't mean that it's pron...even though that's all you usually read.

LosAngelesSooner
5/9/2005, 07:34 PM
oh jeebus, you're returning to the roots of this thread, eh? Why not? The thread was dying of late. Might as well try to kick start it again. :D

leavingthezoo
5/10/2005, 12:10 AM
Why not? The thread was dying of late. Might as well try to kick start it again. :D

i thought you had more compassion than to force life into something that cannot breathe on it's own! :mad: ;)

LosAngelesSooner
5/10/2005, 11:50 AM
Die

bri
5/10/2005, 12:38 PM
I want to pull this thread's feeding tube.

LosAngelesSooner
5/10/2005, 12:58 PM
Can't kill it.

This thread will live forevah!

proud gonzo
5/10/2005, 01:34 PM
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/fame_01.jpg

LosAngelesSooner
5/10/2005, 02:18 PM
Rad!

LosAngelesSooner
5/10/2005, 03:08 PM
Could you guys imagine reading this thread from beginning to end starting right now?

gah!

proud gonzo
5/10/2005, 03:20 PM
no. i'm sad that i've actually read most of it NOT in one sitting.

LosAngelesSooner
5/10/2005, 03:48 PM
Yeah. I've read the whole thing too.

proud gonzo
5/10/2005, 03:49 PM
:stunned:

LosAngelesSooner
5/10/2005, 04:13 PM
:dolemite:

bri
5/10/2005, 10:30 PM
=w= - "Perfect Situation"

Oh, wait...

Beef
5/11/2005, 10:18 AM
Could you guys imagine reading this thread from beginning to end starting right now?

gah!
Now I have another goal I won't achieve this weekend.

dolemitesooner
5/11/2005, 11:46 AM
I have read every post in this thread. Thank you!

proud gonzo
5/11/2005, 11:47 AM
prove it

dolemitesooner
5/11/2005, 12:13 PM
HOW?

proud gonzo
5/11/2005, 01:09 PM
trial by fire?

LosAngelesSooner
5/11/2005, 03:12 PM
Quick...what did post 782 say?

NO PEEKING!!!!



TOTMFPBeyonces!

leavingthezoo
5/12/2005, 09:46 AM
look at the footprints on the ceiling?

proud gonzo
5/12/2005, 12:22 PM
post 782 (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=729991&postcount=782)

LosAngelesSooner
5/12/2005, 01:40 PM
Genius!

leavingthezoo
5/12/2005, 09:34 PM
that's why one of us is MENSA and the other DENSA.

LosAngelesSooner
5/13/2005, 04:01 AM
Oh...sorry. I didn't know you were a DENSA.

My bad. I'll use smaller words.

Beef
5/13/2005, 11:15 AM
I killed too many brain cells in college to even be DENSA.

LosAngelesSooner
5/13/2005, 03:17 PM
What about CREDENZA? Could you be in that?

dolemitesooner
5/13/2005, 03:33 PM
I HAT CREDNDZAS FOCK EM FOCK EM ALL TO HELL

LosAngelesSooner
5/13/2005, 04:05 PM
What'd you say about my Credenza, Punchie?

dolemitesooner
5/13/2005, 04:44 PM
I said.........

leavingthezoo
5/15/2005, 02:11 PM
:(

dolemitesooner
5/15/2005, 02:15 PM
I will keep this thread alive in las's name

dolemitesooner
5/15/2005, 02:16 PM
ohh yes he will have not died in vain

dolemitesooner
5/15/2005, 02:16 PM
I NOW GIVE A Challenge......

dolemitesooner
5/15/2005, 02:17 PM
To one said oklahoma tuba

leavingthezoo
5/15/2005, 02:26 PM
holy ****e. they killed LAS?

dolemitesooner
5/15/2005, 02:41 PM
holy ****e. they killed LAS?
yeah he gone perma banned and this thread will float oninthe river of his greatness

leavingthezoo
5/15/2005, 02:45 PM
i knew he got permabanned, but i'm hoping there is a compromise in there somewhere. i was referring more to the "he has not died in vain" part. i didn't know bans were so lethal. ;)

dolemitesooner
5/15/2005, 06:05 PM
He is gone and now i must villanatie him ...yeah...thats what i will do but it looks like we are dealing with sissys

proud gonzo
5/16/2005, 01:11 AM
woo!!!

yermom
5/16/2005, 01:40 AM
RIP LAS

KABOOKIE
5/16/2005, 03:27 PM
No ripping LAS. He's not here to defend himself! :texan:

dolemitesooner
5/16/2005, 04:42 PM
If you rip las in this thread i will rip you. I must protect his house

proud gonzo
5/16/2005, 04:47 PM
hehehe

dolemitesooner
5/16/2005, 04:59 PM
hehehe
yEah i can be hard like too

leavingthezoo
5/16/2005, 05:00 PM
TMI ;)

dolemitesooner
5/16/2005, 05:09 PM
TMI ;)
tHATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT

KABOOKIE
5/16/2005, 09:49 PM
If you rip las in this thread i will rip you. I must protect his house

I think his house is in Canada.

leavingthezoo
5/17/2005, 09:03 AM
tHATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT

just because he and i have long hair, it's no excuse to confuse me with yermom. :mad:

KABOOKIE
5/17/2005, 09:57 AM
So what's the over/under on LAS being reinstated?

dolemitesooner
5/20/2005, 04:01 AM
So what's the over/under on LAS being reinstated?
You smile, in my face
Secretly I know, you want my place
You waitin on me to choke, don't want a n@$$$#! to breathe
You wanna come cut my throat, you wanna get rid of me

Before I let it happen
Them guns gonna start clappin
And yall gonna rest in peice
Cause death is the recipe


Before I let it happen
Them guns gon' start clappin
And yall gon' rest in peice
Cause death is the recipe

Fight, fists, dance, suckah
Suicide, bounce, brother
Ice, whips, cash, n@$$#!
Watch yo', big, ***, momma

proud gonzo
5/20/2005, 10:58 AM
wha....?

leavingthezoo
5/20/2005, 12:04 PM
so this permaban thing. it's starting to feel permanent. :(

Beef
5/20/2005, 03:44 PM
Has it been a week?

Beef
5/20/2005, 11:29 PM
Pumps and a bump

dolemitesooner
5/21/2005, 10:14 PM
We like the girls with them bumps and the pumps

dolemitesooner
5/24/2005, 02:32 PM
come on guys post i am lonley

yermom
5/24/2005, 02:37 PM
this is why you will never hit 9k ;)

dolemitesooner
5/24/2005, 02:52 PM
this is why you will never hit 9k ;)
I gaurnte you i will hit 9 k in a shorter about of time than you did ohh and by the way nice to know all you worry about is your post count you mOTHER...i MEAN WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT ..OHHH i AM AN UBER NERD NAMED DAVE AND I GOT A HIGH POST COUNT YOU KNOW WHAT TAKE THAT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR S AND WHILE YOUR AT IT PULL YOU HEAD OUT FROM UP THERE AND BATMAN IS THE **** GOT BYORTCH i will hunt you down and out post you in 2 weeks do you here me i will crush y ou sit at work like jabba the hut tand posy post psot . Do you have somthing better to do heloo are you there YOU IGGNORANT PEICE OF TWINKEE

yermom
5/24/2005, 02:55 PM
i'm not the one that was whining about the hundreds of posts in here that didn't count

proud gonzo
5/24/2005, 04:23 PM
you guys entertain me :D

Beef
5/24/2005, 04:35 PM
I gaurnte you i will hit 9 k in a shorter about of time than you did ohh and by the way nice to know all you worry about is your post count you mOTHER...i MEAN WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT ..OHHH i AM AN UBER NERD NAMED DAVE AND I GOT A HIGH POST COUNT YOU KNOW WHAT TAKE THAT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR S AND WHILE YOUR AT IT PULL YOU HEAD OUT FROM UP THERE AND BATMAN IS THE **** GOT BYORTCH i will hunt you down and out post you in 2 weeks do you here me i will crush y ou sit at work like jabba the hut tand posy post psot . Do you have somthing better to do heloo are you there YOU IGGNORANT PEICE OF TWINKEE
Best post that will only be seen by 4 people.

Norm In Norman
5/25/2005, 12:37 PM
Spell check testng

leavingthezoo
5/25/2005, 12:47 PM
YOU IGGNORANT PEICE OF TWINKEE

i almost wish i'd thought of that... almost.

KABOOKIE
5/25/2005, 01:13 PM
BYORTCHES!!!!

dolemitesooner
5/28/2005, 02:50 AM
BYORTCHES!!!!
:D

dolemitesooner
6/1/2005, 02:16 PM
Come on guys tell me a funny story

DCSooner
6/1/2005, 02:20 PM
Come on guys tell me a funny story
What the hell are you doing over here?

dolemitesooner
6/1/2005, 02:53 PM
this is were i live now get out

proud gonzo
6/1/2005, 04:14 PM
ok ok, so once there was this guy and he wore weird costumes all the time and they were so funny we made one into a smiley :dolemite:

yermom
6/1/2005, 04:16 PM
has he broken the news about the costumes?

yermom
6/1/2005, 04:22 PM
it's sad, really

dolemitesooner
6/1/2005, 06:36 PM
Shut the fock up noob

proud gonzo
6/1/2005, 09:24 PM
asscuse me, I think you misspelled "n00b"

Beef
6/2/2005, 11:25 AM
I haven't heard asscuse me since my last prison visit.

dolemitesooner
6/2/2005, 10:20 PM
heh

Beef
6/3/2005, 02:29 PM
I'm bored.

dolemitesooner
6/5/2005, 07:54 PM
wellgo eat some crackers

dolemitesooner
6/8/2005, 03:54 PM
come on fockers

proud gonzo
6/15/2005, 10:14 PM
don't call me a focker, you focker!

dolemitesooner
6/19/2005, 10:39 AM
fockrling

WisconsinSooner
6/24/2005, 03:35 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=1989239

Beef
6/24/2005, 03:39 PM
I bought a Boise St. hat a couple of years ago. Love it. And it was the least I could do for all the $$ that school has won me the last 3 years in gambling.

dolemitesooner
6/24/2005, 07:14 PM
I bought a Boise St. hat a couple of years ago. Love it. And it was the least I could do for all the $$ that school has won me the last 3 years in gambling.
you gamble? in what way

Fugue
6/30/2005, 02:47 PM
don't call me a focker, you focker!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH FOCK" only I didn't say fock.

dolemitesooner
6/30/2005, 05:43 PM
crackerrs

proud gonzo
6/30/2005, 05:52 PM
crackerrs
it isn't nice to call people crackers, you honkey

dolemitesooner
6/30/2005, 10:28 PM
I am ot calling people crackers why in the hell do people always think that ? i am just saying crackers like saltines ritz chez it s wheat thins animal i mean my god come on wooooman get wit the program

sooneron
6/30/2005, 10:45 PM
huh?

Beef
7/1/2005, 06:45 AM
you gamble? in what way
I live in Dallas. Leaving my house is a gamble.

dolemitesooner
7/1/2005, 11:34 AM
I live in Dallas. Leaving my house is a gamble.
lol.... :D

dolemitesooner
7/3/2005, 07:27 PM
العراق بعد خمسة أسابيع من وصوله للبلاد كأول سفير عربي لبلاده في بغداد بعد الحرب، وتواصل هجمات المسلحين

yermom
8/17/2005, 03:35 PM
bump

JohnnyMack
8/17/2005, 04:06 PM
can we get this thread moved to the football board?

:D

KABOOKIE
8/17/2005, 04:06 PM
Well?

dolemitesooner
8/22/2005, 08:02 AM
Well?
Well what? :rolleyes:

proud gonzo
8/22/2005, 10:53 AM
is this thing still here?

yermom
8/22/2005, 11:24 AM
nope

colleyvillesooner
8/22/2005, 11:26 AM
****

Okieflyer
8/22/2005, 11:29 AM
I'm just very proud to be apart of it. Hopefully I can win the SoonerFans Medal of Honor!

dolemitesooner
8/22/2005, 12:39 PM
Yeah its still here and no one would post in it except me while las was gone

yermom
8/22/2005, 12:47 PM
i guess he can't get in here either?

dolemitesooner
8/22/2005, 12:50 PM
yeah

yermom
8/22/2005, 12:53 PM
heh, JK as the "Lady Killer"

in Gangstaz Paradise

dolemitesooner
8/22/2005, 01:35 PM
heh, JK as the "Lady Killer"

in Gangstaz Paradise
fixed it :D

XingTheRubicon
8/26/2005, 09:40 AM
http://newsok.com/video/1593326/

dolemitesooner
9/4/2005, 03:55 PM
Thatwas the gayest vis ever

yermom
9/6/2005, 01:46 AM
<PARAM NAME=movie VALUE="http://disney.go.com/disneychannel/playhouse/jojoscircus/media/super.swf"> <PARAM NAME=menu VALUE=false> <PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high> <PARAM NAME=bgcolor VALUE=#FFFFFF> <EMBED src="http://disney.go.com/disneychannel/playhouse/jojoscircus/media/super.swf" MENU=FALSE quality=high bgcolor=#FFFFFF WIDTH="480" HEIGHT="360" NAME="jojo_stunt" ALIGN="">

OUAndy1807
9/6/2005, 07:49 PM
wow, this piece of **** is still alive?

dolemitesooner
9/7/2005, 10:43 AM
wow, this piece of **** is still alive?
Hwll yeah what did you think I was just going to let it rot

dolemitesooner
9/12/2005, 06:32 AM
you guys suck

proud gonzo
9/12/2005, 11:13 AM
heh

dolemitesooner
9/12/2005, 09:26 PM
heh
:mad:

dolemitesooner
9/14/2005, 12:44 PM
argh

proud gonzo
9/14/2005, 01:32 PM
oh, sorry. Am I supposed to keep this stinking thing going while you're gone?

Beef
9/14/2005, 02:13 PM
you can do eeeeet!

proud gonzo
9/14/2005, 05:54 PM
hehehe

Beef
9/15/2005, 09:36 AM
I need a new avatar. No offense pg.

soonerthanu
9/18/2005, 04:09 PM
I feel like chicken tonight

Mr. Hankey
9/18/2005, 08:10 PM
wha?

Sam Spade
9/19/2005, 04:02 AM
What the hell was that?

I just read 96 pages of...stuff?

proud gonzo
9/19/2005, 10:33 AM
No offense taken, Beef

proud gonzo
9/19/2005, 10:34 AM
you n00bs just don't get it.

proud gonzo
9/19/2005, 10:35 AM
this isn't 96 pages of "stuff"

proud gonzo
9/19/2005, 10:37 AM
FIE! A POX ON THEE!

proud gonzo
9/19/2005, 10:37 AM
It's 96 pages of GLORY!

dolemitesooner
9/21/2005, 06:49 PM
we will get this bad boy to 100 pages ...ohh yes 10000000000

proud gonzo
9/21/2005, 09:26 PM
yep

dolemitesooner
9/21/2005, 10:04 PM
i GOT A GOOD STORY TO TELL

I had a weird dream the other night. It involved hookers in a large parking garge.

It involved me and yermom and I think Ou4life ....I remeber it very well. It was one of those wet dream kind of things. If you wnat details let me know

yermom
9/21/2005, 10:05 PM
uhh...

yermom
9/21/2005, 10:06 PM
i just noticed that was "yerom" i don't know that guy

i'm so glad it wasn't me

dolemitesooner
9/21/2005, 10:10 PM
i just noticed that was "yerom" i don't know that guy

i'm so glad it wasn't me
fixed thaqt for you ;)

yermom
9/21/2005, 10:13 PM
well, in that case... you left out your sister :texan:

dolemitesooner
9/21/2005, 10:20 PM
well, in that case... you left out your sister :texan:
:mad:

dolemitesooner
9/26/2005, 10:54 PM
would someone talk to me i am lonley

proud gonzo
9/26/2005, 11:14 PM
hi dolemite. how's it going? i'm bored. i have to look up a bunch of crap online for my journalism class. and i'm really frickin tired--for some reason i didn't sleep well last night so i've been a zombie all day. blargh must eat brains.

and for another journalism assignment (there's too frickin many of them) i had to interview a person i absolutely detest because he was the only orchestra member i managed to track down who had time to answer questions. damn it

leavingthezoo
9/27/2005, 07:50 AM
mmmmmmmmm brains.

dolemitesooner
9/27/2005, 12:46 PM
hi dolemite. how's it going? i'm bored. i have to look up a bunch of crap online for my journalism class. and i'm really frickin tired--for some reason i didn't sleep well last night so i've been a zombie all day. blargh must eat brains.

and for another journalism assignment (there's too frickin many of them) i had to interview a person i absolutely detest because he was the only orchestra member i managed to track down who had time to answer questions. damn it
Well I missed you last night sorry had to go bedddyyy by. So how was today beter or worse? More assignments = :(

KABOOKIE
9/27/2005, 12:54 PM
I wondered where all the neggers went.

dolemitesooner
9/27/2005, 01:21 PM
I wondered where all the neggers went.
how come your never loged in to aim kabokiee


I wanted to speak with you

proud gonzo
9/27/2005, 04:59 PM
Well I missed you last night sorry had to go bedddyyy by. So how was today beter or worse? More assignments = :(
hmm... it was better after lunch anyway. before lunch was german and journalism lecture and it was REALLY difficult to stay awake.

But on a positive note, i might get to write a couple of stories for the Daily Oklahoman! yay. bad part: that means i'd have to actually write them :rolleyes:

and i got major spek points in screenwriting class today because the prof. is working on a pilot for Fox and he needed to research iguanas, so he asked our class if anybody had one--and I used to have one. So i told him all kinds of stuff about iguanas and he was REALLY happy. So that was cool.


How are YOU doing?

dolemitesooner
9/27/2005, 07:36 PM
hmm... it was better after lunch anyway. before lunch was german and journalism lecture and it was REALLY difficult to stay awake.

But on a positive note, i might get to write a couple of stories for the Daily Oklahoman! yay. bad part: that means i'd have to actually write them :rolleyes:

and i got major spek points in screenwriting class today because the prof. is working on a pilot for Fox and he needed to research iguanas, so he asked our class if anybody had one--and I used to have one. So i told him all kinds of stuff about iguanas and he was REALLY happy. So that was cool.


How are YOU doing?*robot voice*
Sweet............. Well today I went to work and I worked and then I sat on my arse and got paid.

Then I came home and I got on Here. Then I went to sleep. Then i woke up. Then I got on here. Now I am talking to you. *robot voice*

dolemitesooner
9/27/2005, 07:45 PM
:) Acuatly I had a freind tell me about a really cool site for league ncaa football 06. Its a crazy rules lawyered league where they have people play each of the 119 collage teams online. They have bowls and evething.


It is so tight to get in on one of these teams that you have to have a reference from a player in the league. Then after that you not even in. After this they talk to your reference and ask you to play a game online.

Once you get to this point you are aloud on there message boards for the minor league. This is where I am at currently. At this point you just have to post on the board and play scrimages with guys from the board. They choose from who they like to accualty get into the minors.

I think I may have trouble with the whole board posting thing. ;)

Its like the masons of ncaa06 football online

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:03 PM
What's all this fuss about?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:12 PM
It's 96 pages of GLORY!

96 Pages of Glory, Sweetheart?

Not quite. Now that I'M here it may get glorious...only time will tell.

;)

And who are you callin' a n00b?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:13 PM
You wouldn't know a n00b if it bit you in the arse!

(although, from what I hear, you'd like to have a n00b bite you in the arse) ;)

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:14 PM
What say you folks that we, the stalwart few, push this hizzie over the hundie mark?

We'll do it in honor of the one who created this thread...He Who Shall Not Be Named.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:15 PM
And, no, I don't mean Voldemort.

Or George Bush.

Or Howard Schnellenburger.

Or Mr. Fancy Pants.

Or Gene Gene the Dancin' Machine

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:15 PM
Or even Dolemite's slutty mother.

That slutty german yantz.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:16 PM
Could you imagine what would happen to some people's post counts if this sucker was pushed over to the South Oval?

Talk about a JUMP in numbers.

Any chance of that happening?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:17 PM
LosAngelesSooner 735
dolemitesooner 519
proud gonzo 209
bri 136
OklahomaTrombone 86
yermom 42
leavingthezoo 38
colleyvillesooner 30
Beef 25
8timechamps 18
jreed13 16
Sooner_Bob 15
Sam Spade 8
SelmaBamaFan 7
Mjcpr 6
KABOOKIE 6
GottaHavePride 4
Tailwind 3
Norm In Norman 2
DCSooner 2
BudSooner 2
Beano's Fourth Chin 1
Howzit 1
the_ouskull 1
XingTheRubicon 1
OUAndy1807 1
KC//CRIMSON 1
sooneron 1
instigator 1
JohnnyMack 1
TUSooner 1
woody4ou 1
Fugue 1
Scott D 1
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Veritas 1
WisconsinSooner 1
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Mr. Hankey 1
Okieflyer 1
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Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:18 PM
Dude...He Who Shall Not Be Named STILL has a resounding lead in this one after being banned for...God...HOW LONG? 6 Months?

Man...

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:19 PM
I gotta catch Sooner Bob, JReed and 8TimesChamps...

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:23 PM
Dude...I'm gonna OWN this thread...!

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:23 PM
In, like...a thousand years.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:25 PM
I'm closin' in on those bastards!

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:25 PM
Gradually!! But I will soon reign supreme!

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:26 PM
And some day they shall name this paltry thread the "Sam Spade Owns Your Asses, Thread"

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:27 PM
I wonder how long it will take me to move up into the top part of the "# of Posts in this thread" window.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:28 PM
Gotta reach 30 to do that in this thread.

I think I can do it.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:29 PM
My fingers hurt.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:29 PM
But I DID get to the top of the page. That means something on this thread, right?

It's like...an extra point or something?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:30 PM
Just 10 more posts to move into the top of the window with the leaders...

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:31 PM
Make that 9.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:31 PM
I'll post with any sucker in this country.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:34 PM
Geez...I've only moved a page forward?

How many pages are these things?!?!

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:35 PM
Or posts per page.

I meant posts per page.

Yeah...that's it.

How many posts per page are these things?

And what happens when we reach 100?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:42 PM
Do we get a cookie?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:42 PM
I think Beano should send the top 10 posters in this thread cookies when we reach 100 pages.

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9/28/2005, 04:43 PM
mmm....cookies!

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Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:47 PM
Man...I should have used the cut and paste feature on that instead of typing each one separately.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:49 PM
Now my fingers REALLY hurt.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 04:51 PM
Oh, yeah...baby! I'm in the top of the count now!!!

Past Colleyvillesooner and closin' in on leavingthezoo and yermom!

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:00 PM
I guess that means I need another ten or eleven posts...

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:04 PM
I just wish that big ol' German would show up to kickstart this thread.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:05 PM
Or even the BandStalwart, Gonzo.

She would help things out. I could use some of her sarcasm.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:05 PM
I mean, he really doesn't want ME to get the TOTP on #100, does he?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:06 PM
Because I'm about to bring this sucker onto the home stretch...

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:11 PM
Next page?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:12 PM
I think so.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:13 PM
In fact...I think that I'm closing in on the holy grail of this page.

Where, oh where, is the bald German?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:16 PM
Hey, Yermom...one more post and we're tied.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:16 PM
Okay...now...we're tied.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:17 PM
Now I own you, sucka!

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:17 PM
And I'm getting closer...and closer...to the grand poobah of them all.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:18 PM
Sneaking in past all the old posters, after the disappearance of the great white whale...

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:20 PM
...to take the grand prize!

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:21 PM
Holy Cow...Baldie Deutchese is gonna be peeved.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:25 PM
Sneaking up on the grand prize!

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:26 PM
Poo

Bah

Can you say

Poo

Bah?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:27 PM
OMG...I'm so gonna **** off the German.

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:28 PM
I wish he'd show his Kraut A$$ up...

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:29 PM
Maybe I'll back off at the last minute and let him get the top...

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:30 PM
That would be the nice guy thing to do...

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:31 PM
Of course...there IS an old saying regarding Nice Guys...

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:32 PM
What was it?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:32 PM
Nice guys finish last or something?

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:33 PM
Well, I've got something to say about that, beyotches...

Sam Spade
9/28/2005, 05:33 PM
Top of the Mutha Farkin' Century, Beyotch!

dolemitesooner
9/28/2005, 09:15 PM
Top of the Mutha Farkin' Century, Beyotch!
You mother ****ER..i HOPE YOU GET BANNED LAS ...GOOD DAMN I GO TO SLEEP AND GO AND WATCH LOST AND THIS **** HAPPENS YOU GOTZ TO BE FOCKING KIDDING ME UP THIS IS AN OUTRAGE I MENA I AM OUT RAGEEDD.
HTIS IS THE BIGGEST CRIME SINCE THE SAINT VALENTINES DAY MASACRE OR 9111 I MEAN OHH MY GAWD HOW DID YOU ALL ALOW THIS ****Z TO HAPEN

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dolemitesooner
9/28/2005, 09:17 PM
tHATS IT LAS YOUR THREAD LEAD JUST WNET OUT THE WINDOW


STAND BY FOR LIFT OFF

Sam Spade
9/29/2005, 12:20 AM
Huh?

Sam Spade
9/29/2005, 12:40 AM
So...I'm guessin' that this constitutes a "meltdown."

But that's just a guess.

;)

yermom
9/29/2005, 08:29 AM
Sam Spade is a close confindante of Barry Switzer ;)

Sam Spade
9/29/2005, 03:03 PM
What can I say? The guy needed some private detective work done.

:D

bobbyh17
9/29/2005, 03:21 PM
yeah sure

proud gonzo
9/29/2005, 05:50 PM
who are you and why are you on this thread?

KABOOKIE
9/29/2005, 08:36 PM
who are you and why are you on this thread?


Must you know ye before you neg thee?

KABOOKIE
9/29/2005, 08:38 PM
So...I'm guessin' that this constitutes a "meltdown."

But that's just a guess.

;)


I've seen meltdowns on the SO larger than that. Heck there was a feller that even threatened to leave the US for good. They baned his ***. I think he's back.

Sam Spade
9/29/2005, 10:41 PM
I've seen meltdowns on the SO larger than that. Heck there was a feller that even threatened to leave the US for good. They baned his ***. I think he's back.

Ah...but did he melt down like THAT?! (points up at dolemite's post)

*shudder*

dolemitesooner
9/29/2005, 10:45 PM
Ah...but did he melt down like THAT?! (points up at dolemite's post)

*shudder*
listen here las.....your dead to me :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

proud gonzo
9/29/2005, 11:06 PM
lemme just say... those avatars are really ****ing confusing.

Sam Spade
9/30/2005, 12:31 AM
listen here las.....your dead to me :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

#1 Why the *expletive* does everyone keep calling me las?

#2 If you're REALLY that mad over something silly like that, then I'm sorry. I freaking sat down and read the whole bleeping thread and thought it would be funny. Yes, I'm relatively new to this site, so maybe I didn't know it was SOOO important to you, but that's the fault of ignorance, not malice. I'm sorry. I guess I was under the impression that this was an INTERNET WEB PAGE that was used as a FOOTBALL FORUM and didn't realize it was ACTUALLY life and death. My...bad...please...forgive...me.

yermom
9/30/2005, 12:33 AM
hey, we just call a spade a spade around here ;)

yermom
9/30/2005, 12:36 AM
where you at?

yermom
9/30/2005, 12:36 AM
i mean it's getting close to 2000 replies

yermom
9/30/2005, 12:37 AM
you guys seem to like that kinda stuff

yermom
9/30/2005, 12:38 AM
oops

2000'th post