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LosAngelesSooner
3/1/2005, 04:00 PM
GOD you're slow!

You're so slow you missed the TOPOFTHEMUTHAFARKINPAGEBEYONCE!

dolemitesooner
3/2/2005, 01:31 AM
due you are a sack of bumblebee pies

LosAngelesSooner
3/2/2005, 05:31 AM
dude, you're a sack of bumblebee penises

LosAngelesSooner
3/2/2005, 02:52 PM
Dude...still nuttin'?

LosAngelesSooner
3/2/2005, 06:18 PM
What? You've got time to IM me, but not to post in this marvelous thread?

dolemitesooner
3/2/2005, 06:41 PM
sorry man.....I guess I suck , but no worse than proud or bri (they can't hang.)

LosAngelesSooner
3/3/2005, 05:57 AM
They totally can't hang. Bri bugged out a long time ago...and Proud is scared to come in here. :D

LosAngelesSooner
3/3/2005, 05:11 PM
Heh...somebody changed the number of posts per page. Now we're on page 76. :D

That's ONE way to do it, I guess.

jreed13
3/3/2005, 05:18 PM
.............

dolemitesooner
3/4/2005, 12:13 AM
Heh...somebody changed the number of posts per page. Now we're on page 76. :D

That's ONE way to do it, I guess.
yes ...we will get to 100 man an i will be on the top of the page beoncye :D

LosAngelesSooner
3/4/2005, 05:06 AM
Top of the pages don't count when we're in this format. We'll have to go back and edit our posts to be sure.

proud gonzo
3/4/2005, 09:48 AM
They totally can't hang. Bri bugged out a long time ago...and Proud is scared to come in here. :D
oh, i come in here, I just don't think this thread is worthy of my posts. in fact i might have to delete this post and use a troll handle for it instead.

dolemitesooner
3/4/2005, 11:38 AM
I f you will bring out your troll. I will bring out mine.

LosAngelesSooner
3/4/2005, 02:54 PM
Dude....my troll will kick both of your troll's asses, combined.

dolemitesooner
3/4/2005, 11:35 PM
Wanna put cash on this...paypal style

LosAngelesSooner
3/5/2005, 02:45 AM
Dude...I'll totally put cash on this. My Troll would kick your Troll's ***. Easily.

dolemitesooner
3/6/2005, 01:36 AM
ok how much? Do you ever know who my trool is?

LosAngelesSooner
3/8/2005, 03:16 PM
Who is your troll? Or your trool? Either one.

:D

proud gonzo
3/8/2005, 03:56 PM
so by what means will this troll war be judged?

LosAngelesSooner
3/8/2005, 04:22 PM
Quit trying to impose your rules on everything!

proud gonzo
3/8/2005, 05:44 PM
by inquiring YOUR rules I'm imposing my own?? geez, if i can lord over you guys that easily you must REALLY be a couple of pansies...

:D

LosAngelesSooner
3/9/2005, 12:20 AM
by inquiring YOUR rules I'm imposing my own?? geez, if i can lord over you guys that easily you must REALLY be a couple of pansies...

:D I'm gonna punch you in your ovary.

:D

dolemitesooner
3/9/2005, 10:28 AM
TROOL?

LosAngelesSooner
3/9/2005, 10:41 AM
TROOL? You tell me. You said it first.

proud gonzo
3/9/2005, 05:53 PM
http://www.moray.gov.uk/museums/homes/images/rodine.jpg

LosAngelesSooner
3/10/2005, 04:03 PM
You cannot hope to stop this thread...you can only hope to contain it.

That's why they moved it from the South Oval to here. :D

proud gonzo
3/10/2005, 04:44 PM
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/021905/when-janitors-die.gif

woody4ou
3/10/2005, 10:44 PM
:cool:

LosAngelesSooner
3/11/2005, 11:40 AM
You have no power here, Gonzo. None...whatsoever.

LosAngelesSooner
3/12/2005, 04:08 PM
Heh...

The power of this thread repelled Gonzo! :D

proud gonzo
3/12/2005, 10:40 PM
um.... no. classes, hanging out with my boyfriend, and a drive back to Kansas repelled me. oh, and you. next time you shower try using soap.

:D

LosAngelesSooner
3/12/2005, 11:13 PM
Heh!

OMG that's funny!

YOU have a BOYFRIEND!!!!

ROTFLMAO





AHhhhhhhh....that's good stuff, Lloyd. :D

proud gonzo
3/12/2005, 11:21 PM
Go ahead, laugh away. I'm sure my boyfriend isn't as cute as yours.

LosAngelesSooner
3/13/2005, 03:47 AM
I DOUBT HE IS!

Er...wait a minute...

proud gonzo
3/13/2005, 02:25 PM
:D

LosAngelesSooner
3/14/2005, 03:21 PM
Is this thread finally dying?

I mean, we can't even get DOLEMITE in here.

dolemitesooner
3/15/2005, 01:49 AM
****TZ...i AM JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO FALL YOUR *** ASLEEP

LosAngelesSooner
3/15/2005, 12:24 PM
Man, Dolemite...your English is fantastic!


Fantastic a.: Existing only in imagination; fanciful; imaginary; not real; chimerical.
Fantastic a.: Indulging the vagaries of imagination; whimsical; full of absurd fancies; capricious; as, fantastic minds; a fantastic mistress.
Fantastic a.: Resembling fantasies in irregularity, caprice, or eccentricity; irregular; oddly shaped; grotesque.
And so are you!


Fantastic n.: A person given to fantastic dress, manners, etc.; an eccentric person; a fop.
:D

dolemitesooner
3/15/2005, 12:35 PM
Man, Dolemite...your English is fantastic!


And so are you!

[b]
:D
I try hard!!!!!!!!! :D

LosAngelesSooner
3/15/2005, 12:40 PM
Come on! We need pictures of you all dressed up!

proud gonzo
3/15/2005, 03:11 PM
did you miss that thread, LAS? :dolemite:

LosAngelesSooner
3/15/2005, 07:35 PM
I saw the thread. But now I want photos of him as a little green man.

:D

LosAngelesSooner
3/17/2005, 12:35 PM
This thread shall never die.

I won't let it.

dolemitesooner
3/18/2005, 01:37 PM
http://img192.exs.cx/img192/6610/jayson15qm.jpg

dolemitesooner
3/18/2005, 01:38 PM
Happy?
pics (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35423)

LosAngelesSooner
3/18/2005, 02:20 PM
I'm happier than a pig in ****.

dolemitesooner
3/18/2005, 02:22 PM
SWEET! DID YOU READ MY RAPS IN THE COULD I GET SIGNED THREAD?

LosAngelesSooner
3/18/2005, 02:46 PM
Yes. I did.

And let me say...


uhm...

.


.


.


.

dolemitesooner
3/18/2005, 05:35 PM
Yes. I did.

And let me say...


uhm...

.


.


.


.
yeah what was that?

proud gonzo
3/18/2005, 06:13 PM
lol.

dolemitesooner
3/18/2005, 07:16 PM
lol.
I am gladzz that you find it funny. You cruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulvcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulvvcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulvcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creulvvcruel cruel cruel creulcruel cruel cruel creul

WOMAN

LosAngelesSooner
3/19/2005, 06:09 AM
No, seriously...after I read what you wrote I thought to myself...


uh....


uhm...



well...


.


.


.


.

dolemitesooner
3/19/2005, 12:59 PM
OHH yeah wel this is what I think of you

stfuyhfaunjsikmfhfmf

proud gonzo
3/19/2005, 01:27 PM
OHH yeah wel this is what I think of you

stfuyhfaunjsikmfhfmf

shut the f*ck up you harry-footed aardvark-uncled, nose-jabbing, sissy, infrared-koala making, furry-handed, fuzzy-mouthed fritatta? :confused:

LosAngelesSooner
3/19/2005, 02:49 PM
shut the f*ck up you harry-footed aardvark-uncled, nose-jabbing, sissy, infrared-koala making, furry-handed, fuzzy-mouthed fritatta? :confused: You coulda just called him a leprechaun.

Sheesh...





;)

LosAngelesSooner
3/26/2005, 04:10 AM
Gah...they are NOT the greatest thread enders of all time!

proud gonzo
3/26/2005, 02:17 PM
I am SO pulling out this thread's feeding tube...

colleyvillesooner
3/27/2005, 05:30 PM
wow, still here

dolemitesooner
3/30/2005, 12:15 AM
Picklesssssssssssss

dolemitesooner
3/30/2005, 12:29 AM
WATCH (http://www.craignco.com/pickles/)

proud gonzo
3/30/2005, 12:47 AM
that succs

dolemitesooner
3/30/2005, 02:16 AM
that succs
You suck and llamas suck too :mad:

LosAngelesSooner
4/3/2005, 04:15 AM
Dude...that totally sucked.

dolemitesooner
4/4/2005, 08:31 AM
you guys stink of catfish...do eat me

proud gonzo
4/4/2005, 12:59 PM
if we're catfish and we're supposed to eat you, that means you're the sludge in the bottom of the pond, right?

LosAngelesSooner
4/4/2005, 06:04 PM
Either that or a big nasty old worm.

And have you ever seen what they pass off as catfish bait?

Dolemite? You're one nasty stinker. Bleh!

dolemitesooner
4/4/2005, 11:10 PM
I am the dirt at the UnDer Of the pond and you all eat that dirt I give you life .

proud gonzo
4/5/2005, 12:31 AM
i'm going to start calling :dolemite: "Stinkbait"

LosAngelesSooner
4/5/2005, 03:49 AM
Or "Dirt Bottom"

But I think StinkBait is better.

dolemitesooner
4/6/2005, 12:22 AM
Call me What YOu WILL BUT i AM tHE MEUDUBLA UMBLAGOTTA UP IN THIS ****

LosAngelesSooner
4/6/2005, 04:26 AM
Yeah...you're the brain.


:rolleyes:


(spellcheck yo chit, Stinkbait)

dolemitesooner
4/6/2005, 02:33 PM
sOCK ON MY CALLS...THIS IS TRHONE PROBLEMS AT THERE WORST

yermom
4/6/2005, 02:38 PM
you are having throne problems?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/mind/disgust/morescience_disgust/toilet.jpg

dolemitesooner
4/7/2005, 12:31 AM
yeah they suck

dolemitesooner
4/7/2005, 09:16 AM
whoops

LosAngelesSooner
4/7/2005, 02:35 PM
I hate it when people post "poop pics"

They're one of the few things that gross me out.

proud gonzo
4/7/2005, 04:24 PM
ditto. i don't mind blood, guts, or ugly people, but poop pictures are bad

:D

dolemitesooner
4/8/2005, 12:41 AM
i like poop on corn bread...R kelly style

Scott D
4/8/2005, 12:53 AM
:eek:

LosAngelesSooner
4/8/2005, 02:03 AM
You would, ya crazy German.

dolemitesooner
4/8/2005, 11:36 PM
Did you just touch my leterhosen

LosAngelesSooner
4/9/2005, 04:25 AM
Quit playing with your strudel.

dolemitesooner
4/11/2005, 12:32 AM
I'll show you my strudel?

LosAngelesSooner
4/11/2005, 01:29 PM
You're one sick Hun.

proud gonzo
4/11/2005, 02:34 PM
man, your avatar just keeps getting weirder and weirder...

LosAngelesSooner
4/12/2005, 01:15 AM
Yeah...it DOES, doesn't it?

LosAngelesSooner
4/14/2005, 11:57 AM
I SAID...

Yes...it DOES, doesn't it???

proud gonzo
4/14/2005, 01:01 PM
I'm the one who said it originally, why do i have to agree with you again? geez.

:D

LosAngelesSooner
4/14/2005, 03:13 PM
Because I SAID so...
geez...

LosAngelesSooner
4/16/2005, 02:46 PM
I'm sorry, Norm. You are not allowed to have a thread above mine in the Testing Area.

proud gonzo
4/16/2005, 07:11 PM
hey LAS, why weren't you at the tailgate? all the COOL people were there.




...i guess i just answered my own question.



:D

dolemitesooner
4/17/2005, 12:55 AM
I know why....

LosAngelesSooner
4/17/2005, 05:01 AM
I know why....

Really?

why...?

LosAngelesSooner
4/17/2005, 05:02 AM
hey LAS, why weren't you at the tailgate? all the COOL people were there.




...i guess i just answered my own question.



:D
Because I live in LOS ANGELES.

And I'm gonna see most of you misfits when y'all come out here to watch UCLA get their butts spanked by OU. :D

dolemitesooner
4/17/2005, 01:27 PM
Because I live in LOS ANGELES.

And I'm gonna see most of you misfits when y'all come out here to watch UCLA get their butts spanked by OU. :D
yEAH ME AND YERMOM ARE COMING

dolemitesooner
4/17/2005, 01:28 PM
AND YOU WERE AT THE TAILGATE YOUR JKS TROOL RIGHT?

LosAngelesSooner
4/17/2005, 02:17 PM
Yeah. JK and I are the same person.

We've been fooling everyone for years.

proud gonzo
4/18/2005, 12:10 AM
yEAH ME AND YOUR MOM ARE COMING
:eek:

dolemitesooner
4/18/2005, 12:58 AM
Yeah. JK and I are the same person.

We've been fooling everyone for years.
:D yeah ok so that wasnt funny I guess..I tried

LosAngelesSooner
4/18/2005, 04:29 AM
Wouldn't be the first time you weren't funny.

;)

dolemitesooner
4/18/2005, 08:23 AM
Are you trying to be funny?

LosAngelesSooner
4/18/2005, 12:58 PM
Nope.

I don't try.

I just make you laugh so hard your liver falls out.

dolemitesooner
4/18/2005, 11:03 PM
Nope.

I don't try.

I just make you laugh so hard your liver falls out.

Dude you suck you get no props and you will die of the sypholiasiasiaisd

LosAngelesSooner
4/19/2005, 02:55 AM
Of the WHAT?!?!

dolemitesooner
4/19/2005, 10:11 AM
Ok this the the last time and I will not repeat ...I hope you die of the effects of sypholiasiasiaisd

LosAngelesSooner
4/19/2005, 12:41 PM
You're just making up words now, aren't you?

dolemitesooner
4/19/2005, 12:44 PM
You're just making up words now, aren't you?
:eek: no

proud gonzo
4/19/2005, 12:47 PM
did you mean syphilis? LAS might die of that.

dolemitesooner
4/19/2005, 01:16 PM
did you mean syphilis? LAS might die of that.
Of course ...but this is the uber extreme version

LosAngelesSooner
4/19/2005, 02:04 PM
You want me to die?

dolemitesooner
4/19/2005, 02:37 PM
You want me to die?
NO, AND YES,AND MAYBE

LosAngelesSooner
4/19/2005, 03:17 PM
I'm going to kill you when you come to LA next fall.

dolemitesooner
4/19/2005, 10:03 PM
I'm going to kill you when you come to LA next fall.
wHENEVER YOU THINK YOU ARE BIG ENOUGH

LosAngelesSooner
4/20/2005, 04:09 AM
I **** bigger than you, Kraut.

dolemitesooner
4/20/2005, 12:46 PM
I **** bigger than you, Kraut.
I know yermom said you need to come clean the **** out of his toliet :D

LosAngelesSooner
4/20/2005, 01:17 PM
No problem.

I'm just wondering how he stuffed you INTO the toilet...

dolemitesooner
4/20/2005, 01:32 PM
dUDE ..when we come to la we so have to meet up.













so i can **** on your face......lol

LosAngelesSooner
4/20/2005, 02:29 PM
I'll cram a football up your German ***, ya monkey ****er.

;)

dolemitesooner
4/21/2005, 12:29 AM
yeah cus that would hurt

LosAngelesSooner
4/21/2005, 04:17 AM
That's generally the idea, yes.

proud gonzo
4/21/2005, 06:46 PM
http://www.itee.uq.edu.au/~pja/_jpg/monkey.jpg

dolemitesooner
4/21/2005, 11:45 PM
monkey

LosAngelesSooner
4/22/2005, 01:12 AM
Awwww....it looks just like its daddy.

Dolemite, you must be sooo proud!

proud gonzo
4/22/2005, 01:13 AM
heehee

dolemitesooner
4/22/2005, 09:17 AM
Awwww....it looks just like its daddy.

Dolemite, you must be sooo proud!
dude where did you get a pic of a pumkin with my teeth

LosAngelesSooner
4/22/2005, 02:03 PM
Dolemite...those are called APPLES.

They grow in trees.

Apples...

http://gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/food/apples-red-and-green-3-DHD.jpg

not pumpkins...

http://www.tracker-outdoors.com/images/pumpkins.jpg

Apples...

http://www.wegmans.com/kitchen/ingredients/produce/fruit/images/apples.jpg

Pumpkins...

http://www.msu.edu/user/villafr1/photo/pumpkins.jpg

Apples...

http://www.cspinet.org/cspi/images/apples.jpg

Pumpkins...

(don't let the two little human boys confuse you)

http://www.symphony-homes.com/boys%20with%20pumpkins.JPG

Is it clear now?

Oh...and just for good measure...

Sauerbraten...

http://62.52.71.45/Kochclub/Rezepte/997eebc286799c67ba8349ac051cccc9.0.0/Sauerbraten-1.gif

dolemitesooner
4/22/2005, 02:27 PM
ohh its an apple

proud gonzo
4/22/2005, 03:00 PM
I dunno, it looks an awful lot like a nectarine to me
http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/n/nectarine.jpg

LosAngelesSooner
4/22/2005, 04:06 PM
It is most certainly NOT a nectarine.

dolemitesooner
4/22/2005, 11:36 PM
I like to oat oat oat opples and bononos

LosAngelesSooner
4/23/2005, 09:53 AM
You just make up words sometimes, don't you?

dolemitesooner
4/24/2005, 03:32 PM
You just make up words sometimes, don't you?
Have you never heard that song ....
I like to ite ite ite ipples and bininis

LosAngelesSooner
4/25/2005, 01:42 PM
No.

You Germans listen to wierd music.

leavingthezoo
4/26/2005, 02:21 AM
Have you never heard that song ....
I like to ite ite ite ipples and bininis

peanut, peanut butter... and jelly, jelly

dolemitesooner
4/26/2005, 04:50 AM
peanut, peanut butter... and jelly, jelly
Peanut butter and jelly wiht a baseball bat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

LosAngelesSooner
4/26/2005, 01:09 PM
You guys are ruining my thread. :(

dolemitesooner
4/26/2005, 01:22 PM
stfu this is my thread you just don't know it yet .....

LosAngelesSooner
4/26/2005, 02:32 PM
stfu this is MY thread, as we've proven several times by me kicking your butt by outposting you to death, beyonce.

Go crawl back in your hole.

LosAngelesSooner
4/26/2005, 02:33 PM
Should I be putting smileys and winkeys next to these posts to show that I'm kidding? Or is it pretty obvious by now...?

LosAngelesSooner
4/26/2005, 02:33 PM
And would this be a good place to start posting more of my weird creature pics?

LosAngelesSooner
4/26/2005, 02:34 PM
Or should I just stay on here and find more and more ways to get the top of the page?

dolemitesooner
4/26/2005, 02:40 PM
You left OuT THE beONCYE ...HOOKER

leavingthezoo
4/26/2005, 02:45 PM
You guys are ruining my thread. :(

no way! any thread dolemite is posting in only ups the thread value! :P

me? not so much.

LosAngelesSooner
4/26/2005, 03:33 PM
You left OuT THE beONCYE ...HOOKER I'm boycotting Beyonce'ing the top of pages, Slutmuncher.

proud gonzo
4/26/2005, 03:35 PM
slutmuncher. hehe

dolemitesooner
4/26/2005, 03:54 PM
I'm boycotting Beyonce'ing the top of pages, Slutmuncher.
:eek: THATS CARPETMUNCHER TO YOU DOUCEBAGGER

LosAngelesSooner
4/26/2005, 04:37 PM
The only carpet you've munched was '76 Shag, Picklestroker.

dolemitesooner
4/26/2005, 05:15 PM
Man I try to have a lttle fun and the pms of byotching begin

LosAngelesSooner
4/26/2005, 05:35 PM
pms? I haven't pmed you.

dolemitesooner
4/26/2005, 06:57 PM
No but about 3 people did about the carpetmuncher thing

LosAngelesSooner
4/27/2005, 04:33 AM
WHAT?!?!?!?!

What did they PM you about? I mean...first of all, only about six of us post in/read this thread. Secondly, what was offensive or worthy of PMing you about regarding "carpetmunching?"

dolemitesooner
4/27/2005, 02:03 PM
WHAT?!?!?!?!

What did they PM you about? I mean...first of all, only about six of us post in/read this thread. Secondly, what was offensive or worthy of PMing you about regarding "carpetmunching?"
:mad: yeah there are some * upetups on here

LosAngelesSooner
4/27/2005, 02:27 PM
I didn't know anyone else read this thread besides the small group of us uber-nerds who post in it.

LosAngelesSooner
4/27/2005, 02:27 PM
I'm suddenly getting the creeped out feeling that JK's been reading this thread the whole time...

proud gonzo
4/27/2005, 02:36 PM
creeped out like your old avatars or creeped out like BRJ's "Hmmm..." thread?

dolemitesooner
4/27/2005, 03:19 PM
stalker

LosAngelesSooner
4/27/2005, 04:20 PM
yes

proud gonzo
4/27/2005, 05:57 PM
:D

dolemitesooner
4/28/2005, 05:01 AM
God damn stalkers ...what will we do?

proud gonzo
4/28/2005, 07:41 AM
give them spek??

Beef
4/28/2005, 03:02 PM
Hi.

leavingthezoo
4/28/2005, 03:09 PM
how could we not read this thread? it's like... monkeys on crack. and that's just good entertainment. ;)

LosAngelesSooner
4/28/2005, 03:16 PM
give them spek?? The red kind.

LosAngelesSooner
4/28/2005, 03:17 PM
how could we not read this thread? it's like... monkeys on crack. and that's just good entertainment. ;) Oh, we know about you...Yermom...Beef...and a couple of others.

But we also seem to have a stalker. And by "we" I mean "Me." :D

Beef
4/28/2005, 05:09 PM
I've only read the last couple of pages of the thread. I'm guessing the rest of it is similar?

proud gonzo
4/28/2005, 05:33 PM
oh no, back toward the beginning it really WAS an all out post war--posts every thirty seconds. LAS was writing stories for us. it was interesting. you really should go back and read the thread in its entirety ;)

Beef
4/28/2005, 05:41 PM
But I have to work at some juncture, PG. if I get bored this weekend I might take a look at it.

proud gonzo
4/28/2005, 05:44 PM
hehehe

LosAngelesSooner
4/29/2005, 03:47 AM
Oh, Lord...you're in for it.

I was free-writing stream of conscious fiction...

It was like a bad hit of crack...

Beef
4/29/2005, 06:50 AM
Is there really such thing as a bad hit of crack? Some hits are worse than others, but that doesn't make it necessarily bad. ;)

LosAngelesSooner
4/29/2005, 01:59 PM
Heh...

dolemitesooner
4/29/2005, 02:24 PM
I somtimes wonder if my mother did crack while I was in the womb

leavingthezoo
4/29/2005, 03:08 PM
I somtimes wonder if my mother did crack while I was in the womb

that makes all of us

Beef
4/29/2005, 03:25 PM
Mmmmm...........crack in the womb.

dolemitesooner
4/29/2005, 03:32 PM
that makes all of us
I thought it was just me

LosAngelesSooner
4/29/2005, 04:44 PM
I don't want to think about your mother's crack.

proud gonzo
4/29/2005, 05:36 PM
I don't want to think about yermom's crack either! :eek:

err.... :confused:

LosAngelesSooner
4/29/2005, 07:33 PM
Whoah. You "Play on worded" my play on words.

Beef
4/29/2005, 09:24 PM
word

dolemitesooner
4/29/2005, 10:41 PM
word
TO YERMOTHER

LosAngelesSooner
4/30/2005, 04:36 AM
Dis be MY hizouse, Beyonces!

dolemitesooner
4/30/2005, 12:51 PM
Dis be MY hippopautumas, Beyonces!
:eek:

Sooner_Havok
4/30/2005, 01:20 PM
You ever been to a university library at 7:15 am on a Saturady? There is absolutly nothing to do. I have reached the end of the internet I think. I have played almost every online game, and I still have more than an hour left. Oh Well.

dolemitesooner
4/30/2005, 03:54 PM
You ever been to a university library at 7:15 am on a Saturady? There is absolutly nothing to do. I have reached the end of the internet I think. I have played almost every online game, and I still have more than an hour left. Oh Well.
uhh I am sorry foir your life

LosAngelesSooner
4/30/2005, 04:50 PM
You ever been to a university library at 7:15 am on a Saturady? There is absolutly nothing to do. I have reached the end of the internet I think. I have played almost every online game, and I still have more than an hour left. Oh Well. Read this thread from the beginning.

:D

bri
4/30/2005, 07:47 PM
http://www.sportsgoons.com/Images/2_32/under%20armour%20guy.jpg

LAS MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!!!

dolemitesooner
5/1/2005, 02:11 AM
LAS CAN'T PROTECT ****

proud gonzo
5/1/2005, 02:12 AM
why would he NEED to protect ****?


well, maybe from SBiB i guess...

SicEmBaylor
5/1/2005, 03:16 AM
Word of the Day: Locationships

LosAngelesSooner
5/1/2005, 03:24 AM
SBiB...DA TROLL?!?!?!

(they have a cave troll)

Frodo! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

dolemitesooner
5/1/2005, 08:01 AM
know you guys have me all :confused:

Beef
5/1/2005, 08:05 AM
bollards. yeah. I love that word.

bri
5/1/2005, 10:14 AM
why would he NEED to protect ****?


well, maybe from SBiB i guess...

'Cause it's his house. He must protect it.

LosAngelesSooner
5/1/2005, 12:48 PM
I MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!!!!!!

LosAngelesSooner
5/1/2005, 12:49 PM
or is it





I MUSS PO-TECK DIS HAUS!!!

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:10 PM
i like to set my sights low.

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:11 PM
because of this, i am now joining in briefly.

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:12 PM
but not without purpose.

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:13 PM
OH NO!!

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:14 PM
i want to contribute, to be somebody.

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:15 PM
i want to make the difference my ancestors before me had no ambition to pursue.

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:15 PM
(and it wasn't just nabbin' TOTP, byotches! either.)

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:16 PM
no, it's much much more than that...

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:17 PM
a secret ambition like jesus saving humanity, only on a much smaller scale

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:18 PM
eh, the jesus reference... that was a little too dramatic. i withdraw but do not delete. :P

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:19 PM
ah yes. my mission... my purpose, my goal, my holy grail.

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:19 PM
what could it be, you ask? or don't but i'm not really waiting for your inquiry either.

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:20 PM
i will not only help POST WAR tie THEAD ENDER

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:22 PM
but i will help OVERTAKE IT!

leavingthezoo
5/1/2005, 06:23 PM
hmmm... the glory just about lived up to my expectations. like i said... i like to set my sights low. ;)

bri
5/1/2005, 09:33 PM
Um, good jorb?

leavingthezoo
5/2/2005, 12:23 AM
thanks, man? i worked hard to reach the pinnacle of loserdom? :P

proud gonzo
5/2/2005, 12:45 AM
heh

dolemitesooner
5/2/2005, 04:20 AM
That was worthy of dolemites spek

dolemitesooner
5/2/2005, 04:20 AM
but indeed.......You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to leavingthezoo again.

Beef
5/2/2005, 10:07 AM
I want to hang half a hunnerd on them by lunch.

Beef
5/2/2005, 10:08 AM
Some day this week.

Beef
5/2/2005, 10:08 AM
leavingthezoo is my new hero of low ambition.

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 10:22 AM
Dude...that was rad. :D

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 10:24 AM
We started on 1/21/2005 while they started on 2/4/2004

Almost a year's head start...

5,650 views for us compared to 13,314 views for them...


AND WE JUST TOOK THEIR ASSES!!! :D **** yeah!

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 10:27 AM
I'm throwing down the gauntlet over there on their thread to see if we can start an all out THREAD WAR!!!!

Kick both these threads into high gear! :D

Beef
5/2/2005, 10:35 AM
I'm down wid it.

Beef
5/2/2005, 10:35 AM
Throwing gauntlets is almost as much fun as getting pickled.

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 02:57 PM
Trombone? Why'd you delete your message? What'd ya say?

C'mon...c'mon... :D

proud gonzo
5/2/2005, 03:02 PM
what are we talking about?

bri
5/2/2005, 04:07 PM
We're talking about something?

Lord help us, I thought we were just randomly mashing keys...

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 04:09 PM
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LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 04:10 PM
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proud gonzo
5/2/2005, 04:19 PM
oh, now you're just copy/pasting!

Beef
5/2/2005, 04:35 PM
We're talking about something?

Lord help us, I thought we were just randomly mashing keys...
Is that why I never make any sense?

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 04:44 PM
Nope. Double posting. :D

proud gonzo
5/2/2005, 04:45 PM
if you actually bothered to retype that post, it was very inefficient of you

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 05:49 PM
This

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 05:50 PM
thread

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 05:51 PM
is

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 05:52 PM
the

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 05:53 PM
home

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 05:54 PM
of

LosAngelesSooner
5/2/2005, 05:54 PM
inefficiency.

proud gonzo
5/2/2005, 11:29 PM
you could say that again.


...but please don't

dolemitesooner
5/3/2005, 04:49 AM
crackers

leavingthezoo
5/4/2005, 01:23 AM
bit O honey is under-rated.

or i'm high.

either way, my jaw is just about cemented shut.

yermom
5/4/2005, 01:40 AM
you got any more?

leavingthezoo
5/4/2005, 01:47 AM
'cause you want some, or 'cause you want my jaw COMPLETELY cemented shut?

why you gotta hate on me yermom. i just want to be the wind beneath your wings. :O

LosAngelesSooner
5/4/2005, 02:14 AM
Trust me...Dolemite doesn't want ANYBODY with a jaw stuck SHUT. (if ya know what I mean.)

dolemitesooner
5/4/2005, 04:22 AM
Trust me...Dolemite doesn't want ANYBODY with a jaw stuck SHUT. (if ya know what I mean.)
Stfu las.

Any delusions I once had about me being the protagonist of some predestined epic quest have gone the way of boybands. :mad:

LosAngelesSooner
5/4/2005, 01:17 PM
So you're not coming to LA for the UCLA game?

dolemitesooner
5/4/2005, 03:06 PM
So you're not coming to LA for the UCLA game?yeah I am still coming :D

leavingthezoo
5/4/2005, 03:08 PM
did this just turn into gay porn? :p

LosAngelesSooner
5/4/2005, 03:26 PM
Dude...how'd you get my cat in your avatar?