1...2...3...4...I Declare A Post War...

[LosAngelesSooner]

**** son you will need a whole empiralal flllet and the jedis of all of the galxy to stop me Nah. All I need is my trusty blaster and my Wookie sidekick.

[LosAngelesSooner]

was it a shart or did you accutaly crap yorself Well, your posts remind me of Sharts...so...

[LosAngelesSooner]

you want some biscits with that grvy I'd love some biscuits and gravy.

[LosAngelesSooner]

How did you knwo? Well your amazing spelling was the first clue.

[LosAngelesSooner]

ohh yeah i forgot you like men :eek: No. I like women. But Jennifer Garner still has no tits.

[LosAngelesSooner]

i have already donee that twice today doucceNot within a hundred, bud. NOt even close.

[LosAngelesSooner]

With only 3,00 posts are you sureWith only a grand, who are you to talk?

[LosAngelesSooner]

i have already begin to smash you like the bug you are Out of the bugs of the world I am a cockroach. I'll outlive everyone on this thread.

[LosAngelesSooner]

did you **** yourselfNo. I act like I've been there before.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I told you before i take showersOnce a month, maybe.

[LosAngelesSooner]

WERE DID YOU GO HELLO I'm not going anywhere. I'm just topping pages and kickin your ***.

[LosAngelesSooner]

you didnt knwo?Not only did I not know...I'll never understand you.

[LosAngelesSooner]

know i am the god damn bull dozer You're one of those tiny, one nugget lincoln logs.

[LosAngelesSooner]

yes Well, I'm Godzilla, bitch. And I'm stomping your ***.

[LosAngelesSooner]

did she weigh 4 bills? Phillipina, 5'2", 98lbs. Wowzers...

[LosAngelesSooner]

I didnt know that you chased racoon Straight guys chase tail.

I wouldn't expect you to understand.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Shoundnt you be worry about me and not gonzo I'm not worried about you one bit.

[LosAngelesSooner]

or do you have a man crushNot bloody likely.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Really i will have to look into thatActually, they're kinda gross. Don't do it.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I am younger stonger faster and smarter Younger, yes.

Stronger, faster and smarter?

No.

[LosAngelesSooner]

you better begin to get it ****ter Why? Because you are the ****? Or you are the ****ter?

[LosAngelesSooner]

is that what your girl told you before you started tappinNope. My girls like me a'tappin.

[LosAngelesSooner]

...I completely agree.

[LosAngelesSooner]

ohh look who got the top of the page bitch As I said. I have so many top of the pages that I have to give you a few.

[LosAngelesSooner]

you better come up with something cuase if you dont you might as well shot yourselfNo need to come up with anything when I'm rockin' you so hard.

[LosAngelesSooner]

sleep **** i am a posting robot....ahahahhah i have found your flaw Well, apparently your flaw is having to take a pee.

[LosAngelesSooner]

just a little bit I thought so.

[LosAngelesSooner]

And who was quoting movis last night ohh wait you I didn't quote any movies last night. I just posted all original stuff, pal.

[LosAngelesSooner]

and you do? Very clearly I do, yes.

[LosAngelesSooner]

:eek: Yeah...that's the face most people make when they see themselves getting smoked the way I'm smoking you.

[LosAngelesSooner]

read? Yeah. I doubt ANYONE is reading ANY part of this thread.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Cuase they have lots of ketchupHeinz ketchup?

[LosAngelesSooner]

if by long you mean the size of you girly fingures So...now I get it. The spelling is horrible because you're from Germany. Okay.

[LosAngelesSooner]

todp Little buddy, you weren't even CLOSE to the top of the damn page.

[LosAngelesSooner]

are you stalking me?Nope. Too busy posting in this thread.

[LosAngelesSooner]

i am his father he wouldnt dare I saw origin. You look nothing like his father.

[LosAngelesSooner]

You think you scare me with you correct spelling and grammer.
That is my legand.
I can do that to bitch. You're a legend in your own mind.

[LosAngelesSooner]

No but i am watching bb and my momma whnts to know where her money is I gave her a nickle last night.

She still owes me change.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Cause i am a "REAL" sooner fan Well, I'm Sooner Born and Sooner Bred and when I die I'll be Sooner Dead.

Something YOU cannot say.


Ouch. That one hurt.

[LosAngelesSooner]

me boom spelled it right douce OI don't think you spelled ANYTHING right in this post.

[LosAngelesSooner]

thats cause you are deaf motha tucker Dead to you. Bud. Dead to you.


And top of yet another page, bitch.

[LosAngelesSooner]

i am sayin what i am saying and i am saying that you have know idea what i am sayingNobody has an idea what you're saying. Yourself included.

[LosAngelesSooner]

then why are you still hereBecause this is MY page!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Ya'll aren't serious are you? 40 pages??!! We're DEAD serious, pal.

This is Deathmatch 2000.

[LosAngelesSooner]

what do you think we are joking? The competition in here is serious. The blood is real.

There are no rules! Anarchy!

[LosAngelesSooner]

it is in the fianaly touchs nowThen finish it, already!

[LosAngelesSooner]

you will cry when i catch youNever gonna happen.

[LosAngelesSooner]

i dont like your type sorryGood. You were a little too flirtatious for my liking.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Of all threads, this one is left alone.

:) This one is untouchable!

[LosAngelesSooner]

why i already took those usless class at ou Well next time GO TO CLASS.

[LosAngelesSooner]

my balls would choke you Such a gross visual.

[LosAngelesSooner]

i told you i was a robot A broken robot.

I'm smokin' you.

[LosAngelesSooner]

what? you have begun to lose me Pop culture reference. Sorry.

[LosAngelesSooner]

i thought you were aok with homos *sigh*

Anything to avoid turning this into a gay thread.

Anything...

[LosAngelesSooner]

does wayne bardy have to choke a bitch Hope not, or you're in trouble!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Oh man . . . why even bother. True. You ARE a bit behind on this one.

But you could spice things up by making fun of us.

[LosAngelesSooner]

that would be focking moneyYeah. We could sell it to the S.O. and make a killing! :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

cause we are men in tight tight tights Speak for yourself. No tights on this hombre.

[LosAngelesSooner]

with my guall blatterThat would nauseate me...not astonish.

[LosAngelesSooner]

aare you a homo fob are you secure in yousexuality Very secure, thanks a lot. Very.

[LosAngelesSooner]

yes No.

No.

No.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I am not done.
you will leave or break at some point i could take a extended break and crush you still like i will now Looks like you're the one who was crushed.

[LosAngelesSooner]

i am a member i own the members Well,they had fun making fun of you.

[LosAngelesSooner]

what and leave the comfort of that hippe *** liberal fag *** state in which you llive Yes.

I like my hippie *** liberal fag *** state.

[LosAngelesSooner]

ohh was that a top of the page grampa I guess. I really don't care. I own this thread.

[LosAngelesSooner]

well no focking women for you cause i will not leave Looks like you already DID leave.

[LosAngelesSooner]

what are speaking when not spokin to i had to **** on your head on zip i am bakHuh...looks like you've fallin' in the pisser.

[LosAngelesSooner]

:mad: Heh. :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

And it looks like history is repeating itself.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Looks like not only have I, yet again, increased my lead on you...

[LosAngelesSooner]

But I've topped page number 45.

I own this thread.

[proud gonzo]

...you two still going at it?

[LosAngelesSooner]

Took a break.

Nice to have you back! :)

[proud gonzo]

hehe

[bri]

But I've topped page number 45.
You must be so proud.

I mean, I remember the sense of accomplishment I felt when I topped page number 100 on the "What are you listening to?" thread...:D

[proud gonzo]

i like knowing how much LESS of my life i've wasted on this thread than they have.... :D

[bri]

Aww, look at the hip chick with her cool detachment. How CUTE! ;)

[dolemitesooner]

i am back

[LosAngelesSooner]

You must be so proud.

I mean, I remember the sense of accomplishment I felt when I topped page number 100 on the "What are you listening to?" thread...:D Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....hate you, Bri. ;)

[proud gonzo]

you can't be serious... there have only been two posts since i left? one from each of the rambling hyperactive post-monkeys???
maybe that's just to counteract the dolemite-ish action of SBiB last night....

[dolemitesooner]

what is sbib

[yermom]

http://www.trollcity.com/9inch_Female_Over_The_Hill.JPG

[proud gonzo]

hehehe, spek!

[dolemitesooner]

hah not

[yermom]

you always assume we are talking about you :P

[proud gonzo]

silly dolemite, we talk about YOU behind your back! ;)

[dolemitesooner]

ohh ok and i wasnt asuming anthing you were asuming that i was assuming you assuming byotch

[proud gonzo]

well that makes it all PERFECTLY clear

[bri]

STABBY!!!

[proud gonzo]

:D

[LosAngelesSooner]

For a second I was totally convinced that Dolemite had "gone off" again and there was no way I was gonna be able to regain my ground tonight.

Because I'm ****in' wasted.

Okay...'nuff said.

[dolemitesooner]

what?

[dolemitesooner]

your wasted....Muh ahuh ahahah

[LosAngelesSooner]

your wasted....Muh ahuh ahahah Well, I was a little drunk.

But I'm all better now.

[dolemitesooner]

sweet let the post war continue...

[jreed13]

'Sup, JReed. Welcome to the litter box.

sup.

[Winston Churchill]

The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I doubt anyone would EVER read this entire thing.

[yermom]

Dolemite's not anyone :D

[dolemitesooner]

i read the whole thing

[dolemitesooner]

**** i posted half of it....to get one more


TOP OF THE PAGE YOU WUS BOY LA

[LosAngelesSooner]

Heh.

46 Pages.

That's pretty impressive.

[yermom]

do you not post in the rest of the board anymore LAS?

what do you think of Batman vs. Superman? :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

Batman would and has kicked Superman's balls.

Batman, with prep time, takes all. He'd get the Kryptonite ring out of the Batcave and do some Bat-Fu on Supes.

No contest.

[dolemitesooner]

so eat me yermom

[LosAngelesSooner]

I'm so back...

[proud gonzo]

2 days between posts? ya buncha sissies

[LosAngelesSooner]

Don't start with me, woman.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I will crush your head.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I'm not kidding.

[LosAngelesSooner]

No...seriously.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I'm really not.

[dolemitesooner]

2 days between posts? ya buncha sissies
Are you calling me out proud? I am trying to lul la to slepp by not posting. OHH****. Like every great villian I just revealed my plans. OHH well.


MuH hahhahahahahhahaaha

[LosAngelesSooner]

You plans are for naught. I will destroy you, Gargamel.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Sheesh...petering out to a dismal death, this thread is.

[jreed13]

and the problem with that is...... ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

I will destroy you, JReed...

[proud gonzo]

nope, still haven't missed anything here.

just thought i'd check

[LosAngelesSooner]

Yeah. It's official.

This thread is dead.

[dolemitesooner]

Its not dead ..hahha i gottca were I wont you and noe i AM GONNA EAT YOU

[jreed13]

no you arent

[jreed13]

see, i told you so

[jreed13]

yawn, this is too easy

[jreed13]

Here you can have your thread back dolmite, this is boring

[jreed13]

bwahaha I have rendered dolmite completly speechless as he cowers before me!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Wow. JReed shut the Dolemite up.

I love how Germans spell English words, by the way.

[dolemitesooner]

dude i went to sleep

[dolemitesooner]

Wow. JReed shut the Dolemite up.

I love how Germans spell English words, by the way.
:D

[LosAngelesSooner]

Trying to sneak up on me with the old "Two posts from me every time you post one" method.

Not gonna work, Goosestepper. ;)

[proud gonzo]

Its not dead ..hahha i gottca were I wont you and noe i AM GONNA EAT YOU

i find it amusing when dolemite's misspellings are actual words.


I used to have difficulty reading dolemite's posts since he is wont to misspell things and ignore grammar.

[Mjcpr]

I used to have difficulty reading dolemite's posts since he was wont to misspell things and ignore grammar.
****IN' HILLBILLY!

You're one to talk........won't has an apostrophe in it! And even if'n you did that right, it still wouldn't make any damn sense.

;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

Can we nurse this dying thing along to 50 pages?

[colleyvillesooner]

I'll help

[LosAngelesSooner]

Come on, little thread...


only two and a half pages to go!

[jreed13]

bump

[LosAngelesSooner]

I believe this thread can fly...

I believe it can touch the sky...

[proud gonzo]

Can we nurse this dying thing along to 50 pages?

good lord, i was thinking something more along the lines of a mercy killing.

[LosAngelesSooner]

good lord, i was thinking something more along the lines of a mercy killing. Never!

It LIVES...IT LIVES!!!!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Come on, little Doggie...

I know you can make it.

[LosAngelesSooner]

If I have drag you across the finsih line, I will!

[proud gonzo]

Come on, little Doggie...

I know you can make it.

http://home.att.net/~weatherwax/objects/Old_Yel4.JPG

[LosAngelesSooner]

http://home.att.net/%7Eweatherwax/objects/Old_Yel4.JPG There you are, little guy!!!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Come along...little doggie...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Move along...little doggie...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Giddy yap...little doggie...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Where ya goin'...little doggie?

[LosAngelesSooner]

Come back...little doggie!

[LosAngelesSooner]

I need ya...little doggie...

[LosAngelesSooner]

I love ya...little doggie...

[proud gonzo]

I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, whatcha doin' with that gun? Oh no...no, no, Travis, put down that gun. No, no, no, he's your buddy, he's your Yeller! No, no, THE END! THE END! [/Phoebe]

[LosAngelesSooner]

:(

[LosAngelesSooner]

:(:(

[LosAngelesSooner]

you just made me sad

[LosAngelesSooner]

Okay.

I'm back. The wound has healed. (no thanks to you, Gonzo)

Now it's...

Time to kick this thread back into gear!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Dude...if all these posts counted...

I'd have a lot more posts! :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

Like...tons more.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Like so many more, if they were toppings on a pizza, I'd go broke paying for the damn thing.

[LosAngelesSooner]

If my posts in this thread were pimples, I'd be a 13 year old sugar addict!

[proud gonzo]

this thread is a scab and you're the little kid who can't stop picking at it.

you're making it ooze!!!

[LosAngelesSooner]

That's a graphic visual...

and please don't tell me where you got all this experience picking scabs.

PLEASE.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Scaaaaab picker.

Scaaaaab picker.




And me? I'm a

paaaaage topper.

a

paaaaage topper.

Biotch.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Only two more pages to go...then you can let this thing rest.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I figure if I just keep pluggin' away...I'll drag this mutha over the finish line.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Holy crap, this thing is still kicking.

[LosAngelesSooner]

You bet your *** it is.

I'm draggin' its sorry *** across the fifty page finish line before I put a bullet in its head.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Two more pages to go...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Just keep pluggin' away.

It's a marathon, not a sprint.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Slow and steady...that's the way to go.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Not much progress being made while I'm sick...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Gonna have to kick it into overdrive to haul this thing past 50.

[proud gonzo]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002B161E.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

tot -TOOT Here comes the truck now

[dolemitesooner]

Just when you thought I had died and gone to hell. I am back sucker

[dolemitesooner]

Don't stop get it get it thats right. - A LITTLE ICE CUBE FOR YOU MOTHERS

[dolemitesooner]

i AM GOING TO WIN THE RCE TO top of page 50 and no one can stop me

[dolemitesooner]

I am in the It now and I have the power.

I HAVE THE POWER

[dolemitesooner]

Can you all strike up a little welcome back cotter music cause hes back

[dolemitesooner]

WELCOME BACL WECOME BACK WELCOME BACK

[dolemitesooner]

mAN i REALLY would like to apoogize. Cause you know once I left this thread went into the ****ter.

[dolemitesooner]

But I am now back and kicken ready to take this thread into the next centurey

[dolemitesooner]

BUick style and profile

[dolemitesooner]

I have been gone you know watchin the market , and doin some hot babes but now I am back. no worries

[dolemitesooner]

Back to kick this thread in the *** and give it a little maxium overdrive.

[dolemitesooner]

Man also i suggjest that everyone pick up a little gt 4 for ps 2 cause its the ****zzzzzzzzzz

[dolemitesooner]

With my stamp of approval I give this thread the longest and best ever title

[dolemitesooner]

The It the what are you saying your listing to and **** have nothing on this gold that i have given the midus touch

[dolemitesooner]

You all couldnt have even dreamed about 50 pages if I wouldnt have joined this shindig

[dolemitesooner]

It really goes to show you that proud and la really are the hair on my testies

[dolemitesooner]

Its warm down there guys so dont complain

[dolemitesooner]

And when the beat drops you know I am going to leave. or when the fat lady sings

[dolemitesooner]

Only two more pages to go...then you can let this thing rest.
rest are you quiting on me byotch this is going to 100 :eek:


Can I get a top the page ... do you want more

[dolemitesooner]

Slow and steady...that's the way to go.
sick what are you a women? quiting is for girls

[dolemitesooner]

I will see this out

[dolemitesooner]

Like bud barry and bob before me

[dolemitesooner]

they are not quitters and neither am I

[dolemitesooner]

I am puming some iron while typing this and I am sick so beat that

[dolemitesooner]

and your mother says go to collage

[dolemitesooner]

Fool you have no Idea. I carry trash bags with me

[dolemitesooner]

bump bump bump bump bump bump..........

[dolemitesooner]

jesus walks with me with me with me with me

[dolemitesooner]

You know what La is
dUMB AND DRESSLESS

[dolemitesooner]

AND NEXT THIS TRANNY MIGHT JACK YOU NECKLACE

[dolemitesooner]

sOME BODY tell this byotch who dolemite is

[dolemitesooner]

I post in soonerfans which hasno defenses

[dolemitesooner]

HUH..
try to catch this ...... where s you leus

[dolemitesooner]

My mother was the late great barbra bush

[dolemitesooner]

do you people understand the words that are comin out of my mouth

[dolemitesooner]

or off of my keyboard for that metter

[dolemitesooner]

mic chick hahhaahahahh.. i BE THE ATI BYOCTH READY RACK SHAKA WHAT

[dolemitesooner]

i WILL BUCK YOU LIKE DARYLE STAWBERRY DID COKE

[dolemitesooner]

i WILL bULLY YOU LIKE MIKE DID KARL

[dolemitesooner]

i WILL PACE ON YOUR HEAD LIKE ARRTEST DID THAT FAN

[dolemitesooner]

i WILL EAT YOU LIKE A WILD RAPTOR

[dolemitesooner]

i WILL STING YOU LIKE A HORNET LIKE PENNY DID BARKLEY

[dolemitesooner]

i AM THE JAZZ THE NUGGET AND A ROCKET

[dolemitesooner]

tHATS RIGHT YOU JSUT GOT CROSSED OVER LIKE THE MATIS BYOTCH YOU ARE

[dolemitesooner]

Now do you want a baby ruth

[dolemitesooner]

Cus i know your sweet thooth is hurtin

[dolemitesooner]

CAN YOU SMELL IT

[dolemitesooner]

( dOLEMITE sMELLING)......... AND SOME MORE

[dolemitesooner]

i CAN...
cUS i just got.....
top og page 50 mtoehr FOVKER

[proud gonzo]

I am a backsucker


:eek:

[colleyvillesooner]

wow

[dolemitesooner]

read my sig son

[LosAngelesSooner]

lol...

Help me, Dolemite. Help me drag this across the finish line...

[dolemitesooner]

**** WE GOT 50 MORE TO GO

[dolemitesooner]

I will help........If you tell that this is a truce

[LosAngelesSooner]

Truce? Hey, man...never was a war.

Since I'm so resoundingly ahead of you... ;)

[dolemitesooner]

ok .. I offer my hand .... and you take my arm ..........its war now byotch

[LosAngelesSooner]

I "took your arm?"

Methinks ye are a whiny byotch. ;)

[dolemitesooner]

I "took your arm?"

Methinks ye are a whiny byotch. ;)
At least my stae isnt falling into the ocean. loll :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

At least my stae isnt falling into the ocean. loll :D Nope. But your country got your *** handed to 'em in two consecutive wars.

Loser. ;)

[dolemitesooner]

ohh man ....lol....welll i am going to quit being lazy here sone and get this thing to 110 pages

[LosAngelesSooner]

Okay. Your turn.

PING!

[dolemitesooner]

gay .my turn I went last man

[LosAngelesSooner]

Dude...that's how "turns" work. You went, then I go. Then you go...etc.

Like France. YOU invade them...then we do. Then you do...etc...:D

[dolemitesooner]

ok...Well this my take awhile taking "turns" man.

[yermom]

you aren't going very fast

[LosAngelesSooner]

Dude...YOU aren't going very fast.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Like...not fast at all.

[dolemitesooner]

yermom is a slothh...better known as jabba...in the coloser circles

[LosAngelesSooner]

Whua...?

[dolemitesooner]

jabba the hut .. thats what i call him

[LosAngelesSooner]

Ah. Well, at least you're not as slow today as usual.

[dolemitesooner]

slow byotch i am speedy gonzolez

[dolemitesooner]

your slow

[LosAngelesSooner]

Learn how to use conjugations.

[LosAngelesSooner]

And you're so slow snails get irritated and yell at you while they pass you in the fast lane.

[LosAngelesSooner]

You're slower than slugs f*cking.

[LosAngelesSooner]

You're so slow...slow people get angry when they drive behind you.