1...2...3...4...I Declare A Post War...

[OklahomaTrombone]

We weren't up five hundy by midnight...but we did get there...

[LosAngelesSooner]

pretty soon you're going to start saying things like "whoopsie daisies!" Whoopsie Daisies!

[LosAngelesSooner]

We weren't up five hundy by midnight...but we did get there... Yeah, bitches! Five hundy and three!

[LosAngelesSooner]

ooh, only 88 to go before i catch up with LAS :rolleyes: Yeah...that'll happen.

I fully believe that I'm a bigger loser than you are and, thusly, will maintain my lead.

[OklahomaTrombone]

dark horse I tell ya...

[proud gonzo]

I'm a big loser

can't argue with that ;)

[OklahomaTrombone]

You would think the testing forum would have no flood control...I mean...its the testing forum.

[OklahomaTrombone]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[LosAngelesSooner]

I rule this thread. I rule it, like King Tut ruled the ... Tut...people.

[proud gonzo]

hmm... tut didn't rule very long. he got bashed in the head and died young. plus since he was only about 9 he didn't make any real decisions anyway--the two leading officials probably did that. so i guess that means me and bri run the show, huh?

:D

[proud gonzo]

http://www.cityparent.com/foreveryoung/archive/20040407/37694-13686.jpg

TOTP, Hatshepsut!

:D

[LosAngelesSooner]

hmm... tut didn't rule very long. he got bashed in the head and died young. plus since he was only about 9 he didn't make any real decisions anyway--the two leading officials probably did that. so i guess that means me and bri run the show, huh?

:D Arrrrrgh! Ye Skurvy Dawg...I'll have ye walk the plank fer that insult! Arrrgh!

[LosAngelesSooner]

No, seriously.

I will.

[jreed13]

No, seriously.

I will.

*crickets chirping*

[bri]

I, for one, welcome our new band geek MENSA overlord...

[OklahomaTrombone]

Heh.

[proud gonzo]

I, for one, welcome our new band geek MENSA overlord...

WOO!! :D

BOW DOWN, MINIONS, AND KNOW MY MIGHT!!

[bri]

Can I later your might?

[proud gonzo]

Can I later your might?

even overlords make typos; don't mock your despot. :D

[bri]

I'm just sayin', it's hard to hail you as an infallible god-queen when you can't spell "know" on the first try. ;)

[proud gonzo]

nice customs curtsy to great kings

[bri]

http://www.paper-wings.org/gallery/hp/curtsy.jpg

[Sooner_Bob]

This thing is still around?

[LosAngelesSooner]

This thing is never leavin'!

This thread rules the ruling of rulers!

Oh...and I'M THE CHILD KING OF THIS THREAD, NOT GONZO!!!!

Lock her in the stocks, maties...and bring me tomatoes!

[LosAngelesSooner]

*crickets chirping* I crush your crickets...

[bri]

Please, you're a puppet at best. ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

I am the puppet master!

[LosAngelesSooner]

But you guys'll probably catch me today, because the weather is so freakin' awesome out here that I HAVE to go to the beach.

[bri]

Enjoy!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/community/roots/fat_270.jpg

[LosAngelesSooner]

Enjoy!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/community/roots/fat_270.jpg Back from the beach in Malibu and all you've done is post a pic of you on the beach?

Come on, Bri...you can do better than that!!! ;)

[proud gonzo]

I am the puppet master!
Ms. Lewis, I presume?

http://www.agirlsworld.com/amy/pajama/wmhistory/careers/lewis/shari.jpg

[bri]

Pita reply:

http://www.raisins.org/images/pita.jpg

:D

[LosAngelesSooner]

I am still sooooo tempted to reply with what I told you on the "My Life.. is Over !" thread.

[bri]

Don't do it, man! It'd be even mo evil now! :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

Don't do it, man! It'd be even mo evil now! :D Yeah, it would.

But evil can be SOOOO good!

[bri]

hey, you don't got to explain the joy of evil to ME. I'm all about evil.

There's a reason all the fundies hate me around here. Besides my superior intellect and belief in free will and evolution, I mean. :D

[proud gonzo]

they just have boa envy

[LosAngelesSooner]

The board is so slow...I may have to do it just to spice things up!

[LosAngelesSooner]

hey, you don't got to explain the joy of evil to ME. I'm all about evil.

There's a reason all the fundies hate me around here. Besides my superior intellect and belief in free will and evolution, I mean. :D You forgot to mention the Red State Intellectual Inferiority Complex and total brainwashed mentality which is running rampant today.

(there...that should jumpstart this thread)

[LosAngelesSooner]

Damn...

SF is really dead tonight.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I mean...I really did think that would revive this thread.



Yeah...and TOPofTHEpageBITCHES!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Oooh...all the girly men are afraid to post in a macho thread like this one.

Nineteen pages scaring them off? Wussies. Come on out and play. Let's see if you can hang with the big boys (and Gonzo).

[LosAngelesSooner]

And speaking of Gonzo...she and Bri are tied again. Man...neck and neck...

Pretty impressive if you ask me.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Not that any of you DID ask me...but if you had...I would say it was impressive.

[LosAngelesSooner]

And my opinion is an important one, did you know that? People ask me for my opinion all the time. In fact...I've been PAID just to share my opinion before. Ain't that a hoot?

I mean...someone was SO impressed with my taste that they asked me for my opinion and paid me for giving it.

That's like...getting paid to drink beer...without the buzz or calories...or increased waistline...or having to pee all the time.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Of course...you may have to pee all the time regardless for many different reasons.

You could have drank a lot of water, for instance. And my opinions are usually very well thought out...so they take a while to tell to someone. So...with all that water in you, by the time I'm done giving my opinion...you may have to pee. So in that regards...I guess it IS like getting paid to drink beer.

[LosAngelesSooner]

But at the same time my opinion, while definitely being "less filling" doesn't necessarily "taste great."

There have been quite a few times someone has asked me for my opinion and they've been given it...and they haven't liked what they heard (mainly because I'm a hyper-critical jackass). So, in that case my opinion definitely didn't "taste great."

[LosAngelesSooner]

By the way...does anyone know of a way to actually GET PAID for drinking beer?

Do they hire official "beer tasters" anywhere? Would they need a quality control guy in a brewery?

Czar? Are you out there? Maybe you could offer some creative input on this subject.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Ah...I feel better now. I've moved my lead back up to one hundred posts over the "lesser two," as I like to refer to them.

Pullin' up the rear, eh Gonzo and Bri? How's it feel to be so LAUGHABLY far behind me on this thread? Hmmm? Burning your buns like a bad sunburn on a French nudie beach? Chapping your *** like the next day after an all you can eat Mexican buffet?

I thought so.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Well...I'm off to bed. I think I've done enough damage to S.F. for one night.

What with my solo Jihad on the S.O. tonight. (coulda been worse, I guess) but it'll annoy the mods, nonetheless... ;)

[bri]

And speaking of Gonzo...she and Bri are tied again. Man...neck and neck...
Eh, not so much.

[OklahomaTrombone]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[bri]

OHMYGODWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE!!!

[OklahomaTrombone]

hey, just in case you guys didn't know...Eric Crouch just signed with the Chiefs...

[bri]

...WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EE!!!!

[OklahomaTrombone]

bleep.

[bri]

http://www.ricflair.com/images/ricprez.jpg

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[proud gonzo]

i see bri is now ahead by several whee's and a rather impressive woo

[bri]

Damn skippy I am, kiddo. :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

Hold on for you life....hold to your little gonads...and strife...

gonads and strife

gonads and strife

gonads and strife

[Sooner_Bob]

561 yeah me.

[LosAngelesSooner]

That's a lot of cool WEEEEEEEEs and WOOOOOOOs

but on a side note...you guys can no longer call me Heath Ledger...because I just chopped all the curly locks off.

Now I'm back to Val Kilmer.

[BudSooner]

That's a lot of cool WEEEEEEEEs and WOOOOOOOs

but on a side note...you guys can no longer call me Heath Ledger...because I just chopped all the curly locks off.

Now I'm back to Val Kilmer.

Don't you mean Jason Alexander? :D

[Veritas]

1 2 3 4 I declare a post whore.

Hehehe. </obvious>

[LosAngelesSooner]

Don't you mean Jason Alexander? :D Uh...no. I think it's safe to say that I look NOTHING like him. Not even remotely.

Still getting used to the shorter hair, though.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Oooh...and Bri's pulled about four ahead of Gonzo...

slowly...

slipping...

behind...

[bri]

Still getting used to the shorter hair, though.
Have you pulled the classic "too much shampoo" yet? I just got my annual post-season haircut, and I know it's only a matter of time before I do it...

[OklahomaTrombone]

Phoenix up four over the Knicks.

[OklahomaTrombone]

DEAD I SAY!!!!

DEAD!!!

[OklahomaTrombone]

Suns up 14.


Kinda wish I would turn on the NBA and it would be someone besides the Suns...I mean I like to see the Suns, love the open style of play....but I would kinda like to see someone else everyonce and a while.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Have you pulled the classic "too much shampoo" yet? I just got my annual post-season haircut, and I know it's only a matter of time before I do it... Already did it. Gobs of shampoo...running down...and way too much lather.

Man...back to only using a tiny drop. This bottle's gonna last me FOREVER!


AAAAANNNNNDDDDD can we say....TOTPMFB!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Suns up 14.


Kinda wish I would turn on the NBA and it would be someone besides the Suns...I mean I like to see the Suns, love the open style of play....but I would kinda like to see someone else everyonce and a while. GAH!

This is NOT a sucky NBA basketball thread! Quit trying to threadjack my thread with sucky NBA play by plays!

[OklahomaTrombone]

Heh.

[BudSooner]

NBA Phhhbbbbbbbbbbttt, give me curling anyday. It's about time for a haircut myself, someone the other day decided to be a smart *** and called me Johnny Damon with my
hair being so damned long.


All the while my Yankee hat was on....heh.

[proud gonzo]

Oooh...and Bri's pulled about four ahead of Gonzo...

slowly...

slipping...

behind...

well excuse me. I was hanging out with 4 costa rican trombone players and they're WAY cooler than you guys.

[LosAngelesSooner]

well excuse me. I was hanging out with 4 costa rican trombone players and they're WAY cooler than you guys. slut

[LosAngelesSooner]

What did the blonde say after sex?

So, are you guys all on the same team?



Our of curiosity...did you blow one of their horns or all four? :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

What? No posts since I was here last?

[bri]

Dude, you called an armed chick a "slut". Joke or no, I'm not getting in the middle of it. :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

Bring it, ya armed womanski! I'll take yer best shot! :D

[bri]

Yeah, that's what I hear about you Cali boys.

SKEET, SKEET, SKEET!

:D

[OklahomaTrombone]

Oh...no NBA right now....

[proud gonzo]

Bring it, ya armed womanski! I'll take yer best shot! :D

heh. don't be so eager--i don't think you're man enough to go up against me and my baretta :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

Huzzah!

NBA action starts shortly.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Getting really tired of the retro uni's....

Who would have thought that denver would be so bad this year.

DE-TROIT BASKETBALL

Carmello travels....

[OklahomaTrombone]

I like how Rip Hamilton keeps on wearing the masks...

[OklahomaTrombone]

I love watching games on NBA TV...home town announcers rock...

[OklahomaTrombone]

Detriot - 3
Denver - 2
7:20

This is like watching a 2003 OU game...

[OklahomaTrombone]

Det - 8
Den - 4
6 Min left

[OklahomaTrombone]

Whew...this game is the exact opposite of the Suns game last night...

[OklahomaTrombone]

Doug Gottlieb pisses me off...

[bri]

heh. don't be so eager--i don't think you're man enough to go up against me and my baretta :D
http://www.cannell.com/television/images/baretta.jpg

[proud gonzo]

hehe, funny you should mention--I happen to HAVE an attack cockatoo

[bri]

Yeah, I'm gonna lay off of that one. :D

[proud gonzo]

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/382/bigcalvin9zs.jpg

[proud gonzo]

He's watching you.....

[bri]

For a minute there I thought that was one of those pictures that's, like, "It's a mold spore magnified by ONE MILLION!"

[proud gonzo]

he's a mold spore that screams "ACK ACK!!!!" and bites.

[proud gonzo]

you two would get along rather well--you BOTH enjoy mocking me... :D

[proud gonzo]

except that your mocking is in the form of witty or sarcastic retorts. his mocking consists of biting my finger, going "Owww!" and laughing at me....

[OklahomaTrombone]

561 yeah me.

I think this is the post you wanted....

[OklahomaTrombone]

If Suzi Kolber came to my house and told me to be her servant....I'd do it.

[bri]

except that your mocking is in the form of witty or sarcastic retorts. his mocking consists of biting my finger, going "Owww!" and laughing at me....
Well truth be told, I'd probably bite your finger, go "Owwww!" and laugh at you too if only Interweb technology would advance that far.

[bri]

If Suzi Kolber came to my house and told me to be her servant....I'd do it.
Back off, man! I called dibs on her back in '93! :mad:

[OklahomaTrombone]

I'll rochambou you for her

[bri]

Okay, I'll go first...

[OklahomaTrombone]

ITS CHU-BBY WARS!!!

More than meets the eye....

[bri]

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!

[OklahomaTrombone]

That was a funny thread.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Slow....and.....steady.......

[bri]

We're like posting ninjas over here. No one else can see us, and our posts don't show up in our totals.

NINJAS, I SAY!!!

[OklahomaTrombone]

Yes...Ninjas.....no pirates....thank goodness...

[bri]

I'm thinking about getting SSA one of these for Valentine's Day...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/love-my-geek-black.jpg

...but I'll probably come to my senses and get her something else. :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

You should get her that and something else.

So she gets Smoothed.

[bri]

Yeah, good idea. I didn't need both kidneys anyway...:P

[proud gonzo]

well if she doesn't like THAT shirt give her this one :D

http://www.gadzooks.com/onlinestoreimages/gtees/03012809.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

I AM CALLING YOU OUT LASOONER. i WILL WASTE YOU

[proud gonzo]

what, you got kicked out of IT so you had to come try to jack this thread?

[bri]

well if she doesn't like THAT shirt give her this one :D

http://www.gadzooks.com/onlinestoreimages/gtees/03012809.jpg
But, she's not single.

Wait a minute, do you know something I don't? Oh god! OH GOD!!!

I guess I should have started working out already, but I kept telling her that my resolutions work on the Chinese calendar...:(

[dolemitesooner]

what, you got kicked out of IT so you had to come try to jack this thread?


uhhh yeah

[proud gonzo]

no, i'm sorry, as appointed overlord of this thread I'm issuing an edict:

Seeing as this entire thread IS a threadjack, thou shalt not jack the thread which has from the very start been threadjacked, unless the aforementioned action is approved by a majority vote from the triumverate of awesome, consisting of Bri (the boa--i mean BOY king), LosAngelesSooner (Ruler of the Tut people, formerly known as Heath Ledger), and I (baretta toting band geek MENSA overlord).

[dolemitesooner]

no, i'm sorry, as appointed overlord of this thread I'm issuing an edict:

Seeing as this entire thread IS a threadjack, thou shalt not jack the thread which has from the very start been threadjacked, unless the aforementioned action is approved by a majority vote from the triumverate of awesome, consisting of Bri (the boa--i mean BOY king), LosAngelesSooner (Ruler of the Tut people, formerly known as Heath Ledger), and I (baretta toting band geek MENSA overlord).
uhhh ok i am jacking it anywaY

[dolemitesooner]

jAckED

[proud gonzo]

hah, you think THAT's jacking the thread?

[proud gonzo]

have you SEEN our post counts?

[proud gonzo]

have you actually READ this thread?

[dolemitesooner]

don't get me started women.... i have no crowd... i will wait until mourning

[proud gonzo]

There have been some impressive precedents set here.

[dolemitesooner]

like what?

[proud gonzo]

especially by LAS

[proud gonzo]

keep posting for 4 1/2 hours straight, nonstop, and then you MIGHT have something.


(totpb!)

[dolemitesooner]

this is a testing area yes i know the drill I read( even though i am dyslexic ). What is your point.

Speak I say

[proud gonzo]

15 pages in 8 hours--by a very few people. you have no power over this thread

[dolemitesooner]

I dont need numbers. I am the numbers. You don't know me. I called out la not you.

[proud gonzo]

oh look! you've just helped me overcome bri, once more.

[dolemitesooner]

You want to test me? Do you have large amounts of cash you could wadger?

[dolemitesooner]

Overcome bri huh, you are a child playing in a mans world.

[dolemitesooner]

Is this the only place you can post?

[dolemitesooner]

MENSU overlord, well we will see about that.

[proud gonzo]

heh, sure, but while you're in here attempting to contend with the thread war how exactly are you making the IT go down, hmm??

[dolemitesooner]

Do you speak? Hello. I won't even waste my time to chalenge you.

[dolemitesooner]

I want LA.

[dolemitesooner]

I guess the real question is can you read. You have no idea the havok that will ensue on this board in the next few days.

[dolemitesooner]

I am the IT, the invisable, and the thread, the info ,and the tecnology.

[dolemitesooner]

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

[dolemitesooner]

dolemite's tryin to take over the thread war thread on the testing board. how sad for him.

[LosAngelesSooner]

http://www.cannell.com/television/images/baretta.jpg
He's a KILLER, I tell you! A damn, bloody KILLER!

[LosAngelesSooner]

heh. don't be so eager--i don't think you're man enough to go up against me and my baretta :D Yeah, but you're so tired after your trumpet player orgy last night that you probably can't hold the gun steady enough to get a good shot.

Bring it, babe... ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/382/bigcalvin9zs.jpg

THIS PHOTO TERRIFIES ME!

[LosAngelesSooner]

well if she doesn't like THAT shirt give her this one :D

http://www.gadzooks.com/onlinestoreimages/gtees/03012809.jpg Her boobies would look fantastic in this one... ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

I AM CALLING YOU OUT LASOONER. i WILL WASTE YOU Calling me out? You're so far behind you couldn't catch up if I broke all my fingers and had to type by using a straw between my teeth.

AND my posts would still be more Rock-a-billy delicious than yours.

[LosAngelesSooner]

no, i'm sorry, as appointed overlord of this thread I'm issuing an edict:

Seeing as this entire thread IS a threadjack, thou shalt not jack the thread which has from the very start been threadjacked, unless the aforementioned action is approved by a majority vote from the triumverate of awesome, consisting of Bri (the boa--i mean BOY king), LosAngelesSooner (Ruler of the Tut people, formerly known as Heath Ledger), and I (baretta toting band geek MENSA overlord). I DO rule the Tuttese (or as I like to refer to them, Pancake People).

And I do not approve your wannabe basketball threadjack...or any other punk *** threadjack that does not include either a dirty limerick or some reference to boobs.

[LosAngelesSooner]

especially by LAS I DO kinda rule at completely wasting time and jacking threads into intellicktual goo which drips down your ear lobe and stains your favorite shirt.

Anybody ever shop at a Wynn Dixie?

[LosAngelesSooner]

keep posting for 4 1/2 hours straight, nonstop, and then you MIGHT have something.


(totpb!) Yeah...my bloody nubs...er...I mean FINGERS...are still smarting from that complete lack of coolness or social life. (for a day, anyway)

[LosAngelesSooner]

I dont need numbers. I am the numbers. You don't know me. I called out la not you. :rolleyes:


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BRING IT, MR. My Threadjacking Ability is So Strong That I'm Only 203 posts behind.

Heh...


wannabe. ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

You want to test me? Do you have large amounts of cash you could wadger? I've got a dollar and a packet of "Lick-em-aid" if you'll even get within a hundred posts of me on this thread.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Do you speak? Hello. I won't even waste my time to chalenge you. Start smaller, little guppy. There be WHALES here!


Arrrrrrgh....

[LosAngelesSooner]

I want LA. Careful what you ask for.
I'll pummel you into submission with my rapid fire, post after posting ability.

And if you even START to threaten me, I'll start a debate with my self over the morality of homosexuality...NOBODY CAN KEEP UP WITH ME IF I START THAT.






Nobody.

[LosAngelesSooner]

dolemite's tryin to take over the thread war thread on the testing board. how sad for him. How sad that he should even WASTE HIS TIME.

You cannot take over something of this size.

This thread isn't a moon...it's a SPACE STATION.

And now that our tractor beam has you...there's nothing you can do but be dragged in and boarded ya skurvy dawg.

[LosAngelesSooner]

And not only that...but my powers which are near GODLIKE in this thread have told me one more thing that I must do before I sleep...

[LosAngelesSooner]

I must TOP THE OL PAGE, YA BITCHES!

So I shall.

Top o' the page to ya, laddies and lassies!

[LosAngelesSooner]

AAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDD.........















scene.

[proud gonzo]

bravo, well done!
LAS: 16 successive posts
dolemite: 18 TOTAL posts

[bri]

Well, huh.

That was weird.

[bri]

Did anyone else enjoy the sublime lunacy of dolemite and Miss MENSA 2004 going head to head in a titanic battle of wits?

Heh, "tit".

[bri]

BTW, tied again.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Oh.....why show videos at an eight o'clock class...

[dolemitesooner]

WAIT UNTIL I GO TO SLEEP HUH, IS THAT YOUR STYLE.

[dolemitesooner]

Do i even need to post in here anymore?
You seem to only appear when I diappear.

[dolemitesooner]

You are half a tumbleweed that can't even manage to roll though the desart.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Is anyone else here?

[dolemitesooner]

No the weaklings are cowering at my greatness.

[LosAngelesSooner]

bravo, well done!
LAS: 16 successive posts
dolemite: 18 TOTAL posts Some spankings are for discipline while others are just mean.

THAT one was just plain mean. MEAN, I tell ya!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Do i even need to post in here anymore?
You seem to only appear when I diappear. Whatever, Clark. Everyone knows that you and I aren't the same person.

[LosAngelesSooner]

No the weaklings are cowering at my greatness. Try taking a bath, and maybe we'll all come back. ;)

[dolemitesooner]

I take showers i will have you know.

[dolemitesooner]

I see it seems you have disappeared again. heh. well see you when you grow some.

[proud gonzo]

Did anyone else enjoy the sublime lunacy of dolemite and Miss MENSA 2004 going head to head in a titanic battle of wits?

Heh, "tit".

Wait till I get going! Where was I?...

[bri]

Over there.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I see it seems you have disappeared again. heh. well see you when you grow some.
Grow some?

This coming from a guy trailing by 200 posts?

Puh-leeeeeze.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I love how Junior has proclaimed himself the master of this thread when he's so far behind that none of us can see him in our rear-view mirrors.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I mean, if you really want to try to be a Billy Badass...try to get fifty posts in this thread first.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Put a little effort into it. I mean, I know you can do it if you really try...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Like...for instance...

Don't spend so much of your time looking at pron when you're online.

Instead...try posting in this thread!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Like...I'm totally smoking your *** while maintaining a "homosexuality is a sin" debate in another threaed.

[LosAngelesSooner]

And in that thread I'm posting like about twenty at a time...just smoking all the posers.

But here you are...like a little yippy dog...trying to act like a doberman.

[LosAngelesSooner]

If you're not careful I'll turn Bri loose on your with his Ninja-like wit. Nobody can withstand that. He'll filet you with his verbal abuse and leave your body lying on the battlefield like rotten meat.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Then you'll have to sit there and cry like a little baby because nobody will play with you.

It must suck. I mean...you're so far behind that you have no chance of catching us whatsoever...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Yet you sit there and keep yapping away.

How?

Why?

Don't you get embarrased?

It's like...I'm not even trying right now and yet I'm STILL kicking your ***.

[LosAngelesSooner]

And not only am I kicking your ***. Not only am I pulling even further away from you...

[LosAngelesSooner]

But just to ad insult to injury...just to pile on when it seems like you have no chance at having any dignity left whatsoever...

[LosAngelesSooner]

I top another page.

:D

[proud gonzo]

yep, face it dolemite--in the realm of this thread you are an aggie. you will never win.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Ahh......I'M DONE!!!

[dolemitesooner]

proud did you say somthing huh?

[dolemitesooner]

Cause i want a peice of that pride hide.

[dolemitesooner]

hello polly want a cracker.

[dolemitesooner]

Lasooner have you lost your lid man. You are going crazy here latly, and to violate me like you did today was a mistake.

[dolemitesooner]

la you are comparable to fumunda cheese.










































FROM UNDER DEEZ NUTS :D

[dolemitesooner]

OHH WILL MOMA NOT LET THE KIDDYS OUT TO PLAY.

[dolemitesooner]

50 posts what a chalange.....what about 1000.... can you handle that huh

[dolemitesooner]

I dont't play kids games 50 posts is for the noobs like you.

[dolemitesooner]

Is anyone else here?
no, because they are so.......

Weak in the knees they can hadley speak
La loses all control....

[dolemitesooner]

Ahh......I'M DONE!!!
DOne? come on potter breath what are you thinking :eek:

[dolemitesooner]

Ok I guess i will go hunt you cowards down like the sheep you are

[dolemitesooner]

I just lost a dollar .... to myself cause I thought you all would take a stand

[dolemitesooner]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
proud gonzo is skeered
and so are you

[dolemitesooner]

I HAVE MY DOGS OUT LOOKING FOR YOU LA.

[dolemitesooner]

Please tell me that you are resting your fingers cause you are going to need it my freind.

[dolemitesooner]

I will make you sweet tell you bleed just ask Bri.

[dolemitesooner]

Are really so weak that you will not even show your face unless i QUIT POSTING?

[dolemitesooner]

I guess i will log off and I am sure you will hop on to try and act like you can defeat me.

[dolemitesooner]

I take what I said earlier back away about you being fumunda chesse, you are worse.
You are more like the bacteria that grows on yermoms fumunda chesse

[dolemitesooner]

I love crackers, do you like crackers?

[dolemitesooner]

hey what kind of shampoo do you use cause it seams like you have been washing all night

[OklahomaTrombone]

Crackers are lame.

[dolemitesooner]

Or as I say most of the time warsh cause why would anyone in there right mind wash.

Washing is for girls

[dolemitesooner]

Crackers are lame.
What? you are a fool crackers are the ****z

[dolemitesooner]

Trombone i will bet you a large stack of one dollar bolls that you can t eat 6 crackers in 1 min , with no water

[dolemitesooner]

Any time you want to meet we can test this theory scientific like

[dolemitesooner]

I will post in this threaD UNTIL YERMOM KICKS ME OUT OF HIS HOUSE ... AND THEN i WILL GO HOME AND POST SOME MORE

[dolemitesooner]

Thats right topof the page you uber poser beoncyes

[dolemitesooner]

Can you handle this.. what about that... and this . huhuhuhuhuh .. i ask you come on

[dolemitesooner]

well i just crushed you like the litle girl you are oklatrombono

[dolemitesooner]

1-20 That will win you alot of notta

[dolemitesooner]

Am I talking to myself , why yes I am how are you.

[dolemitesooner]

Speaking of talking to yourself .. or himself... or some self ..... does anyone no where billy three hats is at

[bikerfox]

I'll talk to you ;)

[dolemitesooner]

Ok you are dead sexy man. How is that for a conversation starter

[dolemitesooner]

Are you http://www.moneyblows.com/My%20Pictures/71601pics/gallagher.jpg

[bri]

Just checking in to make sure this thread's still crazy insano loony nuts.

Carry on, d. :D

[proud gonzo]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
proud gonzo is skeered
and so are you

heh, you're funny

is it fun talking to yourself?

[LosAngelesSooner]

I dont't play kids games 50 posts is for the noobs like you. Apparently 58 posts is what REALLY makes you a man, eh? Wow...58.

I passed that twenty minutes into day one of this thread.




n00b

[LosAngelesSooner]

no, because they are so.......

Weak in the knees they can hadley speak
La loses all control.... Bud...you have no control to lose.

You're so far out of first place that we're lapping you.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Ok I guess i will go hunt you cowards down like the sheep you are Ah...the min-pin is trying to act like a grown up Pincer.

How cute.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I just lost a dollar .... to myself cause I thought you all would take a stand Whatever, Farva.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I HAVE MY DOGS OUT LOOKING FOR YOU LA. Your dogs don't hunt. They don't even point to Jimmy Dean sausages in the frozen food aisle.

They just lay around and watch you TRY to post in this thread and then, in Doggy language, make fun of you.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Please tell me that you are resting your fingers cause you are going to need it my freind.Need it? For what? To maintain my over 200 post lead on you in this thread?

[LosAngelesSooner]

I will make you sweet tell you bleed just ask Bri.You mean "make me sweat until I bleed?"

Hmmm...

Or are you referring to my over 4,000 post lead over you in general?

Or Bri's 13,000 post lead?

[LosAngelesSooner]

Are really so weak that you will not even show your face unless i QUIT POSTING? Our faces are there...you're just too ugly to see them.

Your ugliness radiates out and blinds you.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I guess i will log off and I am sure you will hop on to try and act like you can defeat me. Act?
Try?

Uh...there is no try.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I take what I said earlier back away about you being fumunda chesse, you are worse.
You are more like the bacteria that grows on yermoms fumunda chesse Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking? I couldn't understand you with my fat dick in your mouth.


;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

I love crackers, do you like crackers?
Crackers are okay.

[LosAngelesSooner]

hey what kind of shampoo do you use cause it seams like you have been washing all night I actually like Nioxin. But it's really expensive.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Trombone i will bet you a large stack of one dollar bolls that you can t eat 6 crackers in 1 min , with no water I'll take that bet.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I will post in this threaD UNTIL YERMOM KICKS ME OUT OF HIS HOUSE ... AND THEN i WILL GO HOME AND POST SOME MORE Wow...so that's what you do on a party night? ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

Thats right topof the page you uber poser beoncyesThere's really only one way to handle a rare accident like this one...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Can you handle this.. what about that... and this . huhuhuhuhuh .. i ask you come onHandled. Easily. By anyone.


You have no chance, puta breath.

[LosAngelesSooner]

well i just crushed you like the litle girl you are oklatrombono Isn't he leading you in post count as well?

Uh...yeah...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Just checking in to make sure this thread's still crazy insano loony nuts.

Carry on, d. :D Bri...he tried to call you out and say he was gonna smoke you.

We must pummel him like the annoying little brother he is.