1...2...3...4...I Declare A Post War...

[dolemitesooner]

All i see turns to brown

[dolemitesooner]

BBB....BOMM BOOM....DA DAUD DUAUD AUUD AUDU .....FHHFKL;SKKKSKKAAAA

[dolemitesooner]

iN THE MOURING ..WHEN WHEN i AM ON MY WAY...OHH YEAH i AM HERE TO STAY STAND STAND AOHH YEAH

[LosAngelesSooner]

Man...I give you a whole half-a-day lead and that's ALL you can post?

[LosAngelesSooner]

*rolls up sleeves*

Ahem!

Let the master show you how it's done, my child...

[LosAngelesSooner]

I didn't get this massive lead with NO effort, you know...

[LosAngelesSooner]

It was deep in the jungle of Borneo, as I crossed the rope bridge which spanned the casm of Riki-ti-nago, known to the natives as the Casm of Eternal Weeping...

[dolemitesooner]

You live 3021 light years away from the number of posts I am going to have on your *** ...now how do you like them apples bithc

[LosAngelesSooner]

...and took the trail up through the jungle to the abandoned mine wich had been dug deep into the dormant volcano by the intrepid British hundreds of years prior...

[dolemitesooner]

Man...I give you a whole half-a-day lead and that's ALL you can post?
**** i can go all day beoncye

[LosAngelesSooner]

...and within that mine I found a rough hewn door, adorned by the various trinkets and baubles made by the local native's hands and lovingly placed all around...

[dolemitesooner]

*rolls up sleeves*

Ahem!

Let the master show you how it's done, my child...
I aint no ****ing child you falme baiting peice of **** mother beoncye fock turd

[dolemitesooner]

It was deep in the jungle of Borneo, as I crossed the rope bridge which spanned the casm of Riki-ti-nago, known to the natives as the Casm of Eternal Weeping...
Your going to be weeoing when I am dine with your beoncye

[LosAngelesSooner]

...the acrid smell of the torch in my hand and the plume of soot rising from its top bellowed out and cascaded across the low dirt ceiling like a mushroom cloud before slowly settling down on my shoulders and soft felt hat...

[dolemitesooner]

...and took the trail up through the jungle to the abandoned mine wich had been dug deep into the dormant volcano by the intrepid British hundreds of years prior...
and I am going to take you up the trail to a good asskicking you here miotherm fame bater

[dolemitesooner]

...and within that mine I found a rough hewn door, adorned by the various trinkets and baubles made by the local native's hands and lovingly placed all around...
Yeah you needed to find somthing to chew on so you could shut your ****ing mouth ...boom

[LosAngelesSooner]

...I reached my hand out and knocked the dust off of the handle. Then, with a gentle tug, I pulled the door open...

[dolemitesooner]

...I reached my hand out and knocked the dust off of the handle. Then, with a gentle tug, I pulled the door open...
You could not the dust off of **** you mother frockling beoncye

[LosAngelesSooner]

...The light from my torch spilled into the room, revealing a site unseen for hundreds of years and covered with the sheen of death...

[dolemitesooner]

Man your ****ing slow you better roll up your sleeves cause I will ****ing wrecj you

[LosAngelesSooner]

...A lone tomb lay in the center of the room. Directly behind, set into the wall, was the figure of a fat little man with one eye larger than the other...

[dolemitesooner]

...The light from my torch spilled into the room, revealing a site unseen for hundreds of years and covered with the sheen of death...
Are you having to think about what you type cause you are slower than **** and this story sucks

[dolemitesooner]

...A lone tomb lay in the center of the room. Directly behind, set into the wall, was the figure of a fat little man with one eye larger than the other...
and it said to the man "you will die of goenira some day"

[LosAngelesSooner]

...I stepped closer, examining the stature first. The little man was bald, with an oddly egg shaped head. His hands were misshapen and covered with what can only be described as spittle or some sort of cream. His clothes were baggy and fit his body oddly...

[dolemitesooner]

What in the **** are you doing slow bastage

[dolemitesooner]

...I stepped closer, examining the stature first. The little man was bald, with an oddly egg shaped head. His hands were misshapen and covered with what can only be described as spittle or some sort of cream. His clothes were baggy and fit his body oddly...
He looked as if he had at one time worn a pimp suit to the Ou texass game. I was worried about the staute and its meaning.....

[LosAngelesSooner]

...but the most disturbing facet of the statue were the eyes. Those strange eyes, one slightly lower than the other and significantly smaller than it's twin. They glowed with an inner light were they sat above those fat little lips hanging slackly in a dumbfounded expression. My heart raced...I had done it...

[dolemitesooner]

For some reason my greatest nemiseis coul not hang with me in what was to be our greatest posting challange of the last one thousand years....

[LosAngelesSooner]

I had found the lost tomb of the DoLeMiTe!

[dolemitesooner]

...but the most disturbing facet of the statue were the eyes. Those strange eyes, one slightly lower than the other and significantly smaller than it's twin. They glowed with an inner light were they sat above those fat little lips hanging slackly in a dumbfounded expression. My heart raced...I had done it...


I had finaly made it with a woman
!!!1!11:eek:

[dolemitesooner]

I had found the lost tomb of the DoLeMiTe!
You suck .....thats a horriable story:D :( ;) :) :mad: :O :P :confused: :rolleyes: :cool: :eek: :texan:

[LosAngelesSooner]

...I spun around, eager as a young man about to plunge his meaty love plunger into the willing depths of his twenty-something Math teacher's oozing love cavern...

[dolemitesooner]

Man Las you have to come up with somthing better than that ...I mean **** my little sister writes better thant that

[LosAngelesSooner]

...His dusty tomb awaited me. Untouched. Unchanged. Sitting where it had been for hundreds of years...

[dolemitesooner]

...I spun around, eager as a young man about to plunge his meaty love plunger into the willing depths of his twenty-something Math teacher's oozing love cavern...
Where he had at one time made it with the great jabba no bother

[LosAngelesSooner]

...The coverstone of the coffin was carved with symbols. I pulled out my brush and lightly dusted it off so I could discern what they said...

[dolemitesooner]

...His dusty tomb awaited me. Untouched. Unchanged. Sitting where it had been for hundreds of years...
and that is my freinds beacuse he is as old as o million acnient monglals

[dolemitesooner]

I am not an addict

[dolemitesooner]

...The coverstone of the coffin was carved with symbols. I pulled out my brush and lightly dusted it off so I could discern what they said...
Dolemite is outpacing me 2-1 bacause I suck

[LosAngelesSooner]

"Man, beYoNce! I'M gonna KiLl yew in teh Skull with mY Pimp Bullets, beyonces! I'm gOnnA traCk yOu down anD MurderaTe Y'Alls!!!"

[dolemitesooner]

Man I got time to check bris crazy *** pems and still out post on your ***

[LosAngelesSooner]

...the first new Dolemite quote in thousands of years...

[dolemitesooner]

"Man, beYoNce! I'M gonna KiLl yew in teh Skull with mY Pimp Bullets, beyonces! I'm gOnnA traCk yOu down anD MurderaTe Y'Alls!!!"
You aint going to do ****....you see I have nothing to do today here at work ...but do this ****....ahahahhahahahhaaha

[LosAngelesSooner]

...I could only imagine that more of his wise words were contained with...with the remains of his body...

[dolemitesooner]

...the first new Dolemite quote in thousands of years...
Was " **** las in his stupid noob no postin gonna get got in the 1234 thread ***

[LosAngelesSooner]

...further dusting revealed yet another gem!

" You aint going to do ****....you see I have nothing to do today here at work ...but do this ****....ahahahhahahahhaaha"...

[dolemitesooner]

...I could only imagine that more of his wise words were contained with...with the remains of his body...
What you want to see me naked?>

[dolemitesooner]

...further dusting revealed yet another gem!

" You aint going to do ****....you see I have nothing to do today here at work ...but do this ****....ahahahhahahahhaaha"...
lol....ok that was funny

[LosAngelesSooner]

I was astounded. ASTOUNDED! His genius knew no bounds! It was almost as if he WANTED people to believe that he was an illiterate idiot! Ah...the maniacal genius of it all...

[dolemitesooner]

I will catch you *** hole hawt woman in las deopend on you to **** them

[LosAngelesSooner]

I pulled out the pry bar and set it into the groove between the casket and the heavy coverstone. With a good spit on my hands, I grasped tightly and heaved...

[dolemitesooner]

I was astounded. ASTOUNDED! His genius knew no bounds! It was almost as if he WANTED people to believe that he was an illiterate idiot! Ah...the maniacal genius of it all...
It is genius isn't it. The crazy thing is everyone buys into it.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I will catch you *** hole hawt woman in las deopend on you to **** them
(as a side note...THAT is true :D)

[dolemitesooner]

I pulled out the pry bar and set it into the groove between the casket and the heavy coverstone. With a good spit on my hands, I grasped tightly and heaved...
like no noob mother ****ing beoncye had heaved before

[dolemitesooner]

(as a side note...THAT is true :D)
HAHHA ...i KNEW IT BITCH...:D i JUST SLAP THME HOE AND TELL THEM TO SUCK MY **** WHILE i AM TYPING ON HERE

[LosAngelesSooner]

The coverstone gave slowly and reluctantly, but I was determined. I set my feet against the side and heaved again. It slid open further, and the light from where I set my torch into the wall, SPILLED into the now open coffin...

[dolemitesooner]

The coverstone gave slowly and reluctantly, but I was determined. I set my feet against the side and heaved again. It slid open further, and the light from where I set my torch into the wall, SPILLED into the now open coffin...
yOU KNOW THEY SAY YOU LOOK FOR THE PERFACT BOX YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND WHEN YOU FIND IT THEY PUT YOU IN IT ...ITS A COFFIN

[LosAngelesSooner]

With a final heave I sent the coverstone spilling onto the dirt ground with a thunderous shudder. Then I took a moment to compose myself, catch my breath and wipe the sweat from my dirty face...

[dolemitesooner]

AHAHAAH i AM SO OUTPACING YOUR ****ING ***

[LosAngelesSooner]

Finished, I leaned forward and looked down into the coffin to see what remained.

[dolemitesooner]

With a final heave I sent the coverstone spilling onto the dirt ground with a thunderous shudder. Then I took a moment to compose myself, catch my breath and wipe the sweat from my dirty face...
GO TAKE A BATH YOU DIRTY BITCH

[LosAngelesSooner]

My GOD. It couldn't be! I was absolutely stunned!

[dolemitesooner]

Finished, I leaned forward and looked down into the coffin to see what remained.
OHH NO WHAT WAS IT DO TELL:D

[dolemitesooner]

My GOD. It couldn't be! I was absolutely stunned!
WHAT IN THE **** WAS IT YOU JACKASS MOTHER ****ER QUIT HOLDIN OUT ON ME

[LosAngelesSooner]

The coffin was full, yes, but full only of used up, sticky dirty tissues and copies of old "Big Knocker's" magazines with the pages stuck together!

[dolemitesooner]

tELL ME NOW i NEED TO KNOW i NEED TO KNOW OHH SO BAD

[dolemitesooner]

The coffin was full, yes, but full only of used up, sticky dirty tissues and copies of old "Big Knocker's" magazines with the pages stuck together!
DUDE i LOVE BIG KNOCKERS.....HAVE you been hacking into my computer looking at what porn I beat it too?

[dolemitesooner]

ohh and I am sure that the pageswere stuck to gether....man this 30 second timer thing is the ****

[LosAngelesSooner]

The voice came from behind me. From the depths of the cave...

" WHAT IN THE **** YOU DOIN'. YOU JACKASS MOTHER ****ER QUIT HOLDIN OUT ON ME! DO YOU HAVE THE NEW MAGS OR NOT?! I'VE BEEN HERE JERKIN IT OFR A MILLEN...MILIN...A LONG FREAKIN' TIME AND I NEED SUM NEW TITTIES TO LOOK AT!!!"

[dolemitesooner]

gawd las come on bro get witht he ****ing programn I thought you rolled your sleeves up and ****

[dolemitesooner]

The voice came from behind me. From the depths of the cave...

" WHAT IN THE **** YOU DOIN'. YOU JACKASS MOTHER ****ER QUIT HOLDIN OUT ON ME! DO YOU HAVE THE NEW MAGS OR NOT?! I'VE BEEN HERE JERKIN IT OFR A MILLEN...MILIN...A LONG FREAKIN' TIME AND I NEED SUM NEW TITTIES TO LOOK AT!!!"
hell yeah I am getting hard now this is turning into smut

[LosAngelesSooner]

I spun around, my Lugar sprung from it's holster and landed in my hand. I pointed it, shakily, into the darkness of the corner where two oddly shaped eyes glowed with a red inner evil...at me...

[dolemitesooner]

man youa re too slow for the great ****ing dolemite its like you are not even here

[LosAngelesSooner]

He shuffled into the light...hands dripping with baby batter...

[dolemitesooner]

balh balh blah blah blha blha blha

[LosAngelesSooner]

...one eye slightly smaller and set lower into his face than the other...lips slack with the moronic idiocy of a braindead baby...

[dolemitesooner]

He shuffled into the light...hands dripping with baby batter...
is babby batter ****? cause that would be weird

[LosAngelesSooner]

...The tuft of hair which sprung from the top of his egg-like, conical head, quivered in the air as a slight gust of wind blew in from the recently opened door...

[dolemitesooner]

I aint brain dead

[LosAngelesSooner]

...and carried the smell of burned toast and Skittles to me from across the room where he stood...

[dolemitesooner]

...The tuft of hair which sprung from the top of his egg-like, conical head, quivered in the air as a slight gust of wind blew in from the recently opened door...
egg like?

[dolemitesooner]

Whta in the bajesus areyou talking baout

[LosAngelesSooner]

...Then his eyes looked down...down at my ****...and he slowly smiled. My GOD...what a disgusting, evil smile it was...

[dolemitesooner]

Only 68 behind and I am coming full speed beoncye

[LosAngelesSooner]

"Noob...I ain't had new **** in yers, Nooby boy!" He growled, revealing fangs in his pale, blue veined face.

"Givey givey cocky to Dolemite! Dolemite LOOOVE big man meat!!!"

[LosAngelesSooner]

*BANG!*

[LosAngelesSooner]

The shot was a reaction...an impulse...I hadn't thought. My finger had suddenly squeezed and the shot had rung out before I could process what had just happened!

[dolemitesooner]

Ohh man I can take breaks in btween your posts

[dolemitesooner]

don't kill me off please?

[LosAngelesSooner]

The bullethole appeared in his forehead as if by magic, painted there by Kreskin in the blink of an eye while the audience's attention had been on something else...

[dolemitesooner]

I got to go take a ****s. ****

[LosAngelesSooner]

...The black blood of Dolemite oozed out thickly and slid down his prodigious nose...

[LosAngelesSooner]

...But the red flame, the glow of pure evil REMAINED BEHIND HIS DULL AND LIFELESS EYES!!!

[LosAngelesSooner]

"Woobie doobie, blah blah blah" he said to me in typical Dolemite fashion.

"Woobie zzonkie snorffle dorrfel waaahh...?"

And he took a step forward...

[LosAngelesSooner]

I sprang to life...and ran for the door...

[LosAngelesSooner]

There was NO WAY I was going to let that undead, centuries old, anal bum buggerer anally bugger my bum!

[LosAngelesSooner]

I barely beat him to the door. He was shuffling along, however, and I knew my lead was tight...

[LosAngelesSooner]

For while I had a life outside of this dark and rarely visited mineshaft and tomb, HE had NOTHING to do but sit there, in the dark, **** in hand...and WAIT! He HAD no life! He was a lifeless lug who would do nothing, stop at nothing...until he caught me!!!!

[LosAngelesSooner]

(starting to see the metaphor here, Dolemite? ;))

[LosAngelesSooner]

But I was determined. I was bound by honor...by the honor of the very journey I had made across the jungles and oceans of the world JUST TO GET HERE...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Just to get to this very point at this exact moment. I wouldn't allow such a lifeless slug to catch me now...not now...

[dolemitesooner]

(starting to see the metaphor here, Dolemite? ;))
Ohh I will catch yout oo bastaqge

[LosAngelesSooner]

You won't even top the page...

[LosAngelesSooner]

You'll sit there...staring at your Internet porn...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Jerkin' it into your dirty Kleenexes...while staring at "Puppy Pron"

[LosAngelesSooner]

You're a filthy, dirty beyotch, you know that Dolemite?

[LosAngelesSooner]

And I will NOT allow you to catch me on this thread. Not now...not EVAR!

[LosAngelesSooner]

I will maintain my 100 post lead...and maybe...maybe tonight in fact...I'll increase it to 200!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Who knows? Do you know?

No. You don't know. You know NOTHING!

[LosAngelesSooner]

What you know amounts to this: "beyonce"

Yep. That's about it! That's the sum of your knowledge!

[LosAngelesSooner]

While I am clearly one of those Intellectual Elite bastages who all y'alls hate so much! ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

Awww...Dolemite! Did you fall into the toilet?

[LosAngelesSooner]

I mean...when Dean used to say, "I **** bigger than you" I thought he was speaking figuratively...not literally!!!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Alas...it seems he was accurate...

[LosAngelesSooner]

You fell into the toilet...and somebody made sure to fluuush...

[LosAngelesSooner]

So...back at the ranch...

[LosAngelesSooner]

As I continued my dominance of this heah thread...

[LosAngelesSooner]

It appears that things are going back as they should be...

[LosAngelesSooner]

And my lead is growing longer and longer...

[LosAngelesSooner]

And with THIS post...I cross into 900 posts in this thread!

[LosAngelesSooner]

And what is that? What do I see on the horizon?

[LosAngelesSooner]

What is only 4 posts away from me at this very moment?

[LosAngelesSooner]

Make that only 3 posts away from me... ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

Make that 2, my young apprentice...

[dolemitesooner]

I am readin I am just talking to some beoncye on aim while listening

[LosAngelesSooner]

Now...alas...only one more post...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Heh...lucky post...

[LosAngelesSooner]

But not lucky enough. Not nearly enough...

[dolemitesooner]

**** your couch

[LosAngelesSooner]

Because I now have my 100 post lead back...

[dolemitesooner]

Top of the page mother ****er you suck

[LosAngelesSooner]

So all of your work today was completely in vain!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Top of WHAT page, Mr. 100Behind?

[LosAngelesSooner]

Who sucks? Mr I Don't Know What The Top Of The Page Looks Like?

Or Mr. 100 AHEAD??? ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

Man...you've slowed down...must be rubbin' one out...because you're falling further and further behind...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Slow, baby...slow...

[dolemitesooner]

I am in a meeting

[LosAngelesSooner]

Hard to hunt and peck with your index fingers when you're trying to rub one out, isn't it, Dolemite?

[LosAngelesSooner]

You are SUCH a good employee!

[LosAngelesSooner]

I'd hire you in a second! I mean...my bar needs a new dishwasher...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Or at least a **** boy. Somebody to mop up all the Friday and Saturday night misfires in the bathrooms. ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

Dolemite?

[LosAngelesSooner]

Bumpkin?

[LosAngelesSooner]

Poodles?

[LosAngelesSooner]

I'm sad. Somebody move the IT thread into here and it's kicking our asses... :(

[LosAngelesSooner]

We need to catch that bastage...

[LosAngelesSooner]

And I guess I'm going to have to do all the work in catching that stupid thread.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Meanwhile...I've dramatically increased my post count lead over you...

[LosAngelesSooner]

That's the best you've got, eh?

[LosAngelesSooner]

Damn meeting...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Ah...poop...

[LosAngelesSooner]

Double poop...

[dolemitesooner]

sorry :O

[LosAngelesSooner]

Heh... :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

Still slacking off, DoLeMiTe?

I want you to write a little fictional story about ME! ;)

[dolemitesooner]

Still slacking off, DoLeMiTe?

I want you to write a little fictional story about ME! ;)
Really

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

What are you doing next wednesday and thursday, I actually got still sucky but more decent nights off now? I can come hang out with you then :P

[LosAngelesSooner]

Come on out to LA and party! :D

[dolemitesooner]

What are you doing next wednesday and thursday, I actually got still sucky but more decent nights off now? I can come hang out with you then :P
If you are talking to me Thrusday sounds good

[LosAngelesSooner]

And if you're talking to me...whenever. I can pretty much **** off any day I want right now. :D

[dolemitesooner]

And if you're talking to me...whenever. I can pretty much **** off any day I want right now. :D
You didnt even show us around down there...you ****ing basterd

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I can hang out Thursday! Are we going to have a Soonerfans.com Norman get together :P and then about 1 be really wasted and jump on Yermom's jet and fly to LA to hang out with LAS and Paris!!

[J-Bone]

:-)

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

How does someone have 0 post...oh yeah they post in here ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

Uh...not Paris.

Jessica. ;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

You guys are letting the ball drop here...

[bri]

Heh, "ball".

[dolemitesooner]

You guys are letting the ball drop here...
hey **** you mister ...I never dropped my balls

[LosAngelesSooner]

We know your balls never dropped...

[dolemitesooner]

We know your balls never dropped...
its a condition ..don't tell everyone

[LosAngelesSooner]

*psssst* (everyone knows)

[dolemitesooner]

THIS CANT DIE

[LosAngelesSooner]

It's like Beetlejuice...it'll NEVER die.

[dolemitesooner]

hOPEFULLY

[hurricane'bone]

pEOPLE STILL POST IN THIS MOTHER ****ER...DAMN

[IndySooner]

HAHAHAH


NOT A RUBER CHCIKEN:D



:twinkies:


mmm...twinkes

(Im not even in the post war)

;)

[proud gonzo]

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[LosAngelesSooner]

woah...


it
s


sooo

pretty

[LosAngelesSooner]

You guys are S L A C K I N G !

[dolemitesooner]

your salcking bitch

[Beef]

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What do you want me to do, master?

[dolemitesooner]

lol

[Sam Spade]

*peeks in...looks around...ducks out*

[dolemitesooner]

yeah you better you banned mother ****er

[Sam Spade]

I'm not banned...

[dolemitesooner]

yOU ARE TOO BEONCYE

[Sam Spade]

I am WAY too Beyonce.

Too Beyonce for you, pendeho.

[dolemitesooner]

I am WAY too Beyonce.

Too Beyonce for you, pendeho.
i'LL KILL YOU LAS

[Sam Spade]

My name is Spade. SAM Spade.

Get it right, Beyonce.

[SoonerTerry]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/SimTechMan/plucked-chicken.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

wtf

[Sam Spade]

I think he's callin' ye a chicken, Dols...

[dolemitesooner]

It will never die

[SilverNBlack09]

pad

[SilverNBlack09]

not same

[SilverNBlack09]

another test

[SilverNBlack09]

woppy

[SilverNBlack09]

getting stronger

[SilverNBlack09]

ahhh

[SilverNBlack09]

more

[SilverNBlack09]

jjjj

[SilverNBlack09]

hhhhn

[SilverNBlack09]

ggg

[SilverNBlack09]

next

[C&CDean]

A new ****ing nimrod. Goody.

[Rogue]

Is LAS baned again?

[LosAngelesSooner]

No.

[KABOOKIE]

might as well be....

[bigasschunk]

hhhhhhh

[bigasschunk]

grerefdfsfrwesre

[LosAngelesSooner]

Not baned. And STILL rockin' this thread!!!!

[KABOOKIE]

*peeks in...looks around...ducks out*


And stay the **** out!

[MrsBigRedRon]

This

[MrsBigRedRon]

is

[MrsBigRedRon]

a

[MrsBigRedRon]

funny

[MrsBigRedRon]

thread.

[dolemitesooner]

wtf

[LosAngelesSooner]

Yeah. I mean, WTF, Yo?

[proud gonzo]

oh no

[Sam Spade]

And stay the **** out!
*bip!*

Oh, I'm so sorry...but you have no say so around heah!

[KABOOKIE]

Kinda like you in the "real" forums.

[dolemitesooner]

YEAH

[dolemitesooner]

I own this thread beyonce

[finster]

"I am painted with the brush tainted by the American dream that happiness is found through material gain.Whoa Dude, I am deep.Wait. What?" - Ricky Williams

[dolemitesooner]

"I am painted with the brush tainted by the American dream that happiness is found through material gain.Whoa Dude, I am deep.Wait. What?" - Ricky WilliamsyEAH i HAVE NO ****ING CLUE WHAT THAT MEANS:mad:

[yermom]

neither does Ricky

[dolemitesooner]

Yeah non****

[LosAngelesSooner]

I rule this thread...always and forever...:D

[yermom]

now it's in the SO

this can't end well :D

[KABOOKIE]

Heh. Sam Spade. Another LAS troll.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I've ADMITTED that Sam Spade was my troll. You say it like you're just now exposing something...

[LosAngelesSooner]

But...for the record...

[LosAngelesSooner]

...i do not currently have any troll handles.

[LosAngelesSooner]

...and I haven't for a looooong time.

:D

[LosAngelesSooner]

now it's in the SO

this can't end well :DThis is where this thread ALWAYS belonged.

:D

[KABOOKIE]

Page 119 was allsome.



That is such bull**** and you know it. Anyonw who read that thread knows that Tuba was instigating like mad. Period.

You took sides and you know it. Lots of people on here had doubts about you being a mod and you just proved them all right.

Sayint that Tuba wasn't guilty is bull****. He is just as guilty. The fact that he's still on here is bull****,e specially when you can tell that LosA was kidding after that and was just playing around to get both of them baned. You OBVIOUSLY are conservative (from your other posts) and this is yet another example of the overly conservative dunderhead mods on here piling on and taking sides.

Well, if this site is going to ignore its own rules and start playing favorites and let one of the most hated posters on the SO who ruins thread after thread get away with goading everyone in that thread and then run away and claim NO responsibiltiy then screw this site. It's in the dumps. And it's because of rookie mods who don't abide by the rules like you, Veritas.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I wasn't Enrico. The mods have already shown that multiple times. Including Veritas.

And the guy who instigated all that crap was a doosh.

[StoopTroup]

Is this thread going to be a War and Peace type Novel?

[LosAngelesSooner]

Eventually.

It's a monster as is, already. :D

[StoopTroup]

I'll go through it all once I'm done with Tolstoy's novel. :D

[KC//CRIMSON]

I'll go through it all once I'm done with Tolstoy's novel. :D

Be sure to catch the part where Dolemite says he want to murder Kabookie with a wiffleball bat.

Classic.

[StoopTroup]

Be sure to catch the part where Dolemite says he want to murder Kabookie with a wiffleball bat.

Classic.

Oh man...you spoiled it. LOL!

[KABOOKIE]

Be sure to catch the part where Dolemite says he want to murder Kabookie with a wiffleball bat.

Classic.

I was skurt for days.

[StoopTroup]

I was skurt for days.

So are you guys gonna hook it up at one of the tailgates? :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

WITH wiffleball bats???

If so...I will make it out there JUST to see that...

[KABOOKIE]

So are you guys gonna hook it up at one of the tailgates? :D

Yeah, old doleo was ready to fight everyone. Page 116 is some good classic stuff. I think he eventually came face to face with usmc at a R&W game and ran away.

[josh09]

Its BACK! This is gonna get ugly.

[LosAngelesSooner]

I still have a RESOUNDING lead in total posts.

BRING IT!!!!

:D

[AlbqSooner]

You also have a RESOUNDING lead in general dooshery.