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LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:02 PM

I mean...I'm sure that right now DoLeMiTe'S somewhere molesting a ferrett or something...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:02 PM

Because we know how he is with small furry animals...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:03 PM

He love's him some gerbils...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:04 PM

Really relishes rabbits...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:04 PM

He helaciously hugs hedgehogs...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:05 PM

Really rubs rats the right way...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:06 PM

Sure sidles up to Sugarmonkeys...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:06 PM

Can't control himself around Chinchillas...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:07 PM

Has a soft spot for squirrils...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:08 PM

Mostly molests mice...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:08 PM

But has been known to pork a opossum...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:09 PM

And 'ardly 'arnesses aardvarks with his arms...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:13 PM

Mustles his love muscle with monkeys...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:20 PM

Willy wikes duh Wildebeasts...

dolemitesooner

8/29/2006, 03:20 PM

GAWD DMAIT

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:21 PM

Terribly Torrid for Tigers...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:21 PM

Love to lick a lion...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:22 PM

And can't get enough gruntin' billy goats...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:23 PM

Liberally lounges with Ligers...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:23 PM

Ee's eerily erotic with Elephants...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:24 PM

Haughtily humps horses...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:25 PM

Cautiously cavorts with camels...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:26 PM

Beats himself off to bats...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:27 PM

Masturbates maliciously with a mongoose...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:28 PM

And occasionally ovulates to the thought of an oscelot

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:29 PM

Ah...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:30 PM

It's just too easy to completely destroy DoLeMiTe

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:30 PM

And after a 2 year hiatus...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:31 PM

I still have a 100 post lead on the "retarded one"

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:31 PM

And it's just growing...and growing...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:32 PM

Just like DoLeMiTe's little pink...

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:32 PM

when he sees a furry animal.

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:33 PM

So..."El Retardo?" How are you?

LosAngelesSooner

8/29/2006, 03:34 PM

How does it feel still being a sorry, distant second to my greatness?

LosAngelesSooner

8/30/2006, 01:55 PM

Nuttin'?

NUTTIN'?!?!

Wow...little-D. You've slowed down in your old age...

proud gonzo

8/30/2006, 01:57 PM

heh

proud gonzo

8/30/2006, 01:58 PM

this thread is just as weird as ever.

dolemitesooner

8/30/2006, 04:07 PM

Nuttin'?

NUTTIN'?!?!

Wow...little-D. You've slowed down in your old age...
I have a life...BURN

LosAngelesSooner

8/30/2006, 04:12 PM

Wait.

When did you get one of those?

And how much did you pay?

proud gonzo

8/30/2006, 05:21 PM

heh

BOOMERBRADLEY

8/30/2006, 05:25 PM

Now I have a post in here

proud gonzo

8/30/2006, 05:35 PM

yeah, you have a long way to go to catch up

proud gonzo

8/30/2006, 05:36 PM

and it doesn't add to your total post count :P

LosAngelesSooner

8/30/2006, 06:00 PM

Doood...if it DID!?!?!

dolemitesooner

8/30/2006, 07:36 PM

Wait.

When did you get one of those?

And how much did you pay?
A ****ing lot and I still owe yermom

dolemitesooner

8/30/2006, 07:37 PM

wtf

LosAngelesSooner

8/31/2006, 12:37 AM

You bought a life from Yermom???

Where did HE get one?!

;)

JaminT

9/1/2006, 11:54 AM

is this thing on

LosAngelesSooner

9/1/2006, 12:22 PM

Permanently

josh09

9/6/2006, 09:18 PM

BAM

dolemitesooner

9/6/2006, 11:58 PM

Las as your life flashes before your eyes you willl realize

dolemitesooner

9/6/2006, 11:58 PM

...after years of waiting

dolemitesooner

9/6/2006, 11:59 PM

I am a resonable man get off my case, get off my case Get Off My case

LosAngelesSooner

9/7/2006, 01:08 PM

That's all you got, DoleMiTe?

Man...you're slippin'!

dolemitesooner

9/7/2006, 02:58 PM

Man I am ****in busy

LosAngelesSooner

9/7/2006, 03:46 PM

Put the lube and Kleenex down...

dolemitesooner

9/7/2006, 06:28 PM

I have to whack off I mean ssshhhiiittt...

are you not at least happy that I kept it alive

LosAngelesSooner

9/8/2006, 03:01 AM

You did a good job, junior.

But now the MASTER is BACK!

:D

dolemitesooner

9/10/2006, 11:54 AM

I am the master bitch :)

LosAngelesSooner

9/10/2006, 01:50 PM

You are the Master Bater.

dolemitesooner

9/10/2006, 07:35 PM

Don't tell everyone

LosAngelesSooner

9/10/2006, 07:40 PM

Why tell 'em...they know.

;)

dolemitesooner

9/10/2006, 07:43 PM

Yeah I forgot sorry :P

LosAngelesSooner

9/10/2006, 08:27 PM

You liked the insult "cockgobbler," didn't you?

dolemitesooner

9/10/2006, 09:33 PM

No ....you basterd

LosAngelesSooner

9/10/2006, 11:46 PM

:D

Heh...I got a bit of a rise out of USMC. Poor guy...

dolemitesooner

9/11/2006, 05:26 PM

:D

Heh...I got a bit of a rise out of USMC. Poor guy...
yEAH YOU DID ...WHAT IS HIS PROB?

LosAngelesSooner

9/11/2006, 06:32 PM

dolemitesooner

9/11/2006, 08:52 PM

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 08:58 PM

Poop

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 08:58 PM

****

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 08:59 PM

Crap

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 09:00 PM

It's only fair.

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 09:01 PM

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 09:02 PM

Lock

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 09:03 PM

down

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 09:04 PM

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 09:06 PM

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 09:06 PM

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 09:07 PM

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 09:08 PM

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 09:09 PM

............................

dolemitesooner

9/11/2006, 10:22 PM

Dude what in the **** is your problem......Go chew on rocks somewhere else

KABOOKIE

9/11/2006, 11:01 PM

Yeah man! Granite taste good!

LosAngelesSooner

9/12/2006, 12:05 AM

My new stalker is...well...stalking me over here now.

How...sad?

LosAngelesSooner

9/12/2006, 12:07 AM

Hey, Dolemite...do you smell something...rotten?

dolemitesooner

9/12/2006, 12:23 AM

Yeah man! Granite taste good!
I mean you have not posted in this thread in forever and then Las gets unbanned and starts shooting the **** with me and you come in here running your mouth. WTF. You must really have a heart on for this guy. You need to get a life man.

dolemitesooner

9/12/2006, 12:24 AM

Hey, Dolemite...do you smell something...rotten?
Yeah smells like some PAB that cant get over himself.

KABOOKIE

9/12/2006, 10:31 AM

Yeah I know. Mr. Attention runs his mouth about others in a thread and expects people to leave him alone. Oh whoa-is me. I have a stalker. Yeah that’s rich.

KABOOKIE

9/12/2006, 10:42 AM

Rememeber it's soooooo much fun getting a rise out of people!

But...fun to mess with.

It's all we know!

dolemitesooner

9/12/2006, 10:55 AM

Yeah I know. Mr. Attention runs his mouth about others in a thread and expects people to leave him alone. Oh whoa-is me. I have a stalker. Yeah that’s rich. hE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU

LosAngelesSooner

9/12/2006, 01:13 PM

Dolemite...just do what I do...put him on ignore.

I mean...he never actually contributes anything worth while to the boards anyway. Nothing smart...nothing funny...nothing interesting...

Just ignore him!

I think it's the best feature on these boards!

LosAngelesSooner

9/12/2006, 01:14 PM

Oh, and dude...quit quoting the little Napoleon. I don't want to see what he's saying.

He's just a little stalker. In fact...I'm sure when I show up at one of the tailgates...he'll probably try to get me drunk and kiss me!

Cute little homo... ;)

KABOOKIE

9/12/2006, 03:47 PM

hE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU

Well, I wish that was true.

KABOOKIE

9/12/2006, 03:52 PM

LosAngelesSooner

9/12/2006, 04:20 PM

This message is hidden because KABOOKIE is on your ignore list (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/profile.php?do=editlist).

:D

KABOOKIE

9/12/2006, 04:27 PM

Dump

KABOOKIE

9/12/2006, 04:28 PM

sh*t

KABOOKIE

9/12/2006, 04:30 PM

You know that I know that you know what I am posting. Tee hee. Oh. You can put me back on ignore now.

usmc-sooner

9/12/2006, 05:28 PM

*sigh*

Dude's always had a hard on for me.

He made the mistake of attacking my sister a while back (which he later apologized and backed down on). But since then he's constantly accusing me of being gay, anti-american and pretty much any generally unappealing thing you could imagine.

I find it kinda sad. But...fun to mess with. :D

hmmm, I got a hardon for you, that's funny because I'm not in some back room thread bringing you up. Laughing around saying ooh I got a rise out of USMC, that's why you're always getting banned

and for the record I aint backed down off of ****. I was making fun of you for being gay, when you pmed that heartwarming story about it wasn't you but your sister who was gay. So I said I apologized for calling you gay, I made a couple of jokes at about your sister, but after your pm's about how much you loved her I stopped and so I left it at that. I aint apologizing for it. It seems that you also left out all those little pm's you kept sending me trying to explain where you were coming from. You know the ones I told you that I'm not reading so quit sending.

I guess if it makes you feel big to talk about getting a rise out of me, over on page 118 over you little 1,2,3,4 back room thread then have fun. I think it's funny you hid it over here.

dolemitesooner

9/12/2006, 11:44 PM

wtf you peoepl are gaying up my thread...MINE

LosAngelesSooner

9/13/2006, 03:57 AM

hmmm, I got a hardon for you, that's funny because I'm not in some back room thread bringing you up. Laughing around saying ooh I got a rise out of USMC, that's why you're always getting banned

and for the record I aint backed down off of ****. I was making fun of you for being gay, when you pmed that heartwarming story about it wasn't you but your sister who was gay. So I said I apologized for calling you gay, I made a couple of jokes at about your sister, but after your pm's about how much you loved her I stopped and so I left it at that. I aint apologizing for it. It seems that you also left out all those little pm's you kept sending me trying to explain where you were coming from. You know the ones I told you that I'm not reading so quit sending.

I guess if it makes you feel big to talk about getting a rise out of me, over on page 118 over you little 1,2,3,4 back room thread then have fun. I think it's funny you hid it over here.
Seriously...could you please leave this thread? We're trying to have fun over here and you're just gaying it up.

:D

LosAngelesSooner

9/13/2006, 03:58 AM

Oh...and I guess somewhere in all those ignored Kabookie posts he went and "told mommy on me."

LMAO

I guess I should act like I care.

LosAngelesSooner

9/13/2006, 03:58 AM

Nah. 'Cause I'm the king of this thread.

LosAngelesSooner

9/13/2006, 03:59 AM

You hear me, DoLeMiTe!?

THE KING OF DIS HEAH THREAD!!!!

BEEEOTCH!!!!

:D

dolemitesooner

9/13/2006, 08:01 AM

You hear me, DoLeMiTe!?

THE KING OF DIS HEAH THREAD!!!!

BEEEOTCH!!!!

:D
PsyCho BeONCTH You DON'T knWO nOTHING ...i KEPT THIS THREAD GOING TO FOR ONE YEAR YOU WILL BE BANNED INSIDE OF THE NEXT YEAR:D

KABOOKIE

9/13/2006, 09:58 AM

I'm pretty sure this thread was full tilt gay from the start.

dolemitesooner

9/13/2006, 10:59 AM

I'm pretty sure this thread was full tilt gay from the start.
Yeah yeah yeah

LosAngelesSooner

9/13/2006, 01:35 PM

Dood, quit quoting him. I've got him on ignore and I don't wanna see his idiocy.

It hurts my head having to lower my IQ by 60 points every time just to read it.

LosAngelesSooner

9/13/2006, 01:37 PM

dolemitesooner

9/13/2006, 03:06 PM

I am the King Of CCRunuuk

LosAngelesSooner

9/13/2006, 03:45 PM

Dude...I SO own this thread.

I started the thread.

I built up this thread.

I kicked your cRuNk *** for 119 pages.

And I'm STILL the King of this Thread, Beotch!

dolemitesooner

9/13/2006, 04:57 PM

Beotch I am heading to the west coast tommorw dont make me come kill your ***

LosAngelesSooner

9/13/2006, 05:13 PM

When are you coming and where are you going?

I'll take you out for drinks at a couple of my local bars and introduce to a few of my more...liberally moral...lady friends. ;)

dolemitesooner

9/13/2006, 05:19 PM

I aint going to Cali. We are going to oregon for the game

LosAngelesSooner

9/13/2006, 05:24 PM

Ah...well...have fun and have a safe trip.

Oh...and avoid the Oregon women. They're scary...

dolemitesooner

9/13/2006, 05:40 PM

Ah...well...have fun and have a safe trip.

Oh...and avoid the Oregon women. They're scary...
Yeah damn Granola Hipies

KABOOKIE

9/13/2006, 08:54 PM

Sheeet....you KePt it GoInG, but I was StILL the KInG!!!

Just like th kiNg of IrAn...I wILl someday RetUrn and ClaIm my throne...

Well...consIdER thiS to Be The Return of the CrUnk KinG!!!!

Beeotch!

and

Dood, quit quoting him. I've got him on ignore and I don't wanna see his idiocy.

It hurts my head having to lower my IQ by 60 points every time just to read it.

Your brain hurts. That's f'ing hilarious.

KABOOKIE

9/13/2006, 08:58 PM

Yo!

KABOOKIE

9/13/2006, 09:01 PM

holy crap.

KABOOKIE

9/13/2006, 09:12 PM

oh man! I just some good **** out my window.

usmc-sooner

9/13/2006, 09:16 PM

I'm pretty sure this thread was full tilt gay from the start.
only for about 118 pages

KABOOKIE

9/13/2006, 09:20 PM

Rock on dude!

usmc-sooner

9/13/2006, 09:24 PM

Rock on dude!

I'd go on to say how I rule this thread, but that would be gay. :D

KABOOKIE

9/13/2006, 09:35 PM

I'd go on to say how I rule this thread, but that would be gay. :D

Nah, that wouldn't be as gay as this...........

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1541154&postcount=55

KABOOKIE

9/13/2006, 09:41 PM

Good bye LAS troll! Heh.

KABOOKIE

9/13/2006, 09:47 PM

Oh man! That was a classic thread if there ever was one. You gotta read the whole thing.

KABOOKIE

9/13/2006, 10:14 PM

I especially like the ranting of LAS, er I mean Enrico PallazzA

That is such bull**** and you know it. Anyonw who read that thread knows that Tuba was instigating like mad. Period.

You took sides and you know it. Lots of people on here had doubts about you being a mod and you just proved them all right.

Sayint that Tuba wasn't guilty is bull****. He is just as guilty. The fact that he's still on here is bull****,e specially when you can tell that LosA was kidding after that and was just playing around to get both of them baned. You OBVIOUSLY are conservative (from your other posts) and this is yet another example of the overly conservative dunderhead mods on here piling on and taking sides.

Well, if this site is going to ignore its own rules and start playing favorites and let one of the most hated posters on the SO who ruins thread after thread get away with goading everyone in that thread and then run away and claim NO responsibiltiy then screw this site. It's in the dumps. And it's because of rookie mods who don't abide by the rules like you, Veritas.

usmc-sooner

9/13/2006, 10:34 PM

I especially like the ranting of LAS, er I mean Enrico PallazzA

guess he's got a problem with moderate republicans,

who knew? :D :D

KABOOKIE

9/13/2006, 10:40 PM

bump. oh wait.

dolemitesooner

9/14/2006, 12:01 AM

bump. oh wait.
Your such a cool guy. I hope you never run into me again

LosAngelesSooner

9/14/2006, 04:40 AM

Awww...look, Dolemite! The Geeky kids are tying to play with us!

It would be cool if it weren't so sad...

Especially since one of 'em is on ignore and the other is a pathetic cyber stalker.

:D

usmc-sooner

9/14/2006, 06:44 AM

Awww...look, Dolemite! The Geeky kids are tying to play with us!

It would be cool if it weren't so sad...

Especially since one of 'em is on ignore and the other is a pathetic cyber stalker.

:D

sticks and stones may break my bones

and you could put me on your ignore list, but I know you care about what I have to say.

LosAngelesSooner

9/14/2006, 01:57 PM

sticks and stones may break my bones

and you could put me on your ignore list, but I know you care about what I have to say.
Nah...I've actually been thinking about it for a while. I hadn't decided if you were going to actually start having intelligent discourse again, or if you were just going to keep on flame baiting and talking trash.

Well, it's been a week and you haven't said one intelligent thing, so I DO think it's a good idea, in fact.

Later...

usmc-sooner

9/14/2006, 03:35 PM

Nah...I've actually been thinking about it for a while. I hadn't decided if you were going to actually start having intelligent discourse again, or if you were just going to keep on flame baiting and talking trash.

Well, it's been a week and you haven't said one intelligent thing, so I DO think it's a good idea, in fact.

Later...

hell yeah

finally

KABOOKIE

9/14/2006, 04:14 PM

hell yeah

finally

Welcome the "list"

dolemitesooner

9/14/2006, 05:17 PM

Good jorb Las

LosAngelesSooner

9/14/2006, 05:25 PM

King of the FREAKIN' PAGE!!!

When are you gonna be in Oregon, DoLeMiTe?

dolemitesooner

9/14/2006, 07:23 PM

Flight leaves in 3 hours

KABOOKIE

9/14/2006, 09:32 PM

I'm strong, I'm beautiful, and dawgonnit people like me!

LosAngelesSooner

9/15/2006, 04:29 AM

Dood, have a safe flight...

LosAngelesSooner

9/15/2006, 04:29 AM

and while you're gone...

LosAngelesSooner

9/15/2006, 04:30 AM

I WILL CONTINUE MY TOTAL DOMINANCE OF THIS THREAD!!!!!

BEYONCE!!!!

usmc-sooner

9/15/2006, 07:18 AM

I'm strong, I'm beautiful, and dawgonnit people like me!

and if they don't I will put them on my ignore list, and only read what they say under one of my troll handles.

KABOOKIE

9/15/2006, 12:18 PM

and if they don't I will put them on my ignore list, and only read what they say under one of my troll handles.

Dude, we all know your troll handle is navy-loverboy-sooner!

LosAngelesSooner

9/15/2006, 01:05 PM

Yo, Beyonce...you'd better not forget to post in this thread just for some pansy reason like you're in Oregon!!

:D

proud gonzo

9/16/2006, 09:10 PM

http://forum.dallasmetropolis.com/images/avatars/chris-farley3.gif

LosAngelesSooner

9/19/2006, 03:12 PM

I'm off to Bangkok!

Enjoy your brief control of this thread, DoLeMiTe. (and I'd keep my eyes open for the P.G. character...she can't be trusted)

dolemitesooner

9/20/2006, 02:33 PM

No worries

LosAngelesSooner

9/20/2006, 09:02 PM

Yo, Biznitches! Keepin' it alive from the Orient! :D

dolemitesooner

9/21/2006, 10:10 AM

WHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT?????????

LosAngelesSooner

9/22/2006, 06:17 AM

You heards mes rights!!!

Even in Hong Kong...I'm ROCKIN' this thread!!! :D

dolemitesooner

9/22/2006, 07:05 PM

**** your couch

LosAngelesSooner

9/22/2006, 09:28 PM

Ooohhhh...nasty...

dolemitesooner

9/22/2006, 09:44 PM

hahah

dolemitesooner

9/27/2006, 03:10 PM

I can post from work now mUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

dolemitesooner

9/27/2006, 03:10 PM

yOUR IN TROUBLE...I SAID HERS YOUR ONE CAHNCE FANCY DONT LET ME DOWN.

dolemitesooner

10/2/2006, 07:18 PM

COCKA TRICE

dolemitesooner

10/2/2006, 07:19 PM

BASTERD NOOB BEONCYE MOTHER COCKKARE i jUSDT fARTED in me pants

LosAngelesSooner

10/15/2006, 02:52 PM

So they deleted my thread bashing Jesus. Know what that means?

MEANS IT'S TIME TO RELOCATE IT HERE!!!!

LosAngelesSooner

10/15/2006, 03:01 PM

First you tempt Mike Stoops away from us and send him out to the dry heat of the Arizona Desert where coaches go to die.

Then you break Jason White's hand in the K-State game and make sure that our team plays like a bunch of blind retards (with the lone, sad exception of Mark Clayton).

Then you send us to the Sugar Bowl to play a home game against LSU with Jason White...with the aformentioned broken hand. And two bum knees. Which you probably ALSO kicked when he wasn't looking.

Then you allow Matt Winehart to win a Heisman Trophy which he didn't deserve over a superior runningback in A.D. (who critics say..."Shucks...he'll have PLENTY of time to win one later!!")

Then you help us get blown out in the Orange Bowl to USC by making EVERY break go against us.

Then you maks us play all year with injured centers (3 of 'em).

Then you make Texas Tech steal a game from us...AND injure A.D. for 4 games with a high ankle sprain.

Then you make our ultimate rival beat us AND THEN have them win their first N.C. in almost 40 YEARS.

Then you give Rhett Bomar, our starting QB, AND J.D. Quinn, one of our starting O-Linemen STUPID PILLS and get them kicked off the team.

You THEN steal yet ANOTHER game from us using Instant Replay against Oregon...AND allow them to block the kick which would have made things RIGHT with the Universe.

Then you have us lose to our ultimate rival for a SECOND STRAIGHT YEAR by having us turn the ball over 7 FREAKIN TIMES.

AND NOW...NOW you injure A.D. so that he'll be out for the ENTIRE FREAKIN' YEAR and NEVER PLAY FOR O.U. AGAIN!?!?!?!

Finally...you allow a whiny nincompoop to get my first, fantastic thread covering this subject deleted instead of manning up and coming down here and kicking me in the balls. Can't even challenge me face to face? Blech!

So now? Seriously, Jesus?

Why don't you just come down here and kick me in the balls?

Come on...I'm here. I'm waiting for you. Here are my freakin' balls. Take a swing, punk.

Get it over with so bad luck and all that bull**** will STOP going against my Sooners. Get the last of the rage out of you.

Or give me a fair chance to take a swing, dickhead, because I'm tired of you hurting my team.

:pop:

LosAngelesSooner

10/15/2006, 05:52 PM

Nah...it's cool, man. We're not breaking the rules or anything over here. ;)

LosAngelesSooner

10/15/2006, 06:05 PM

Just leading the revolution.

dolemitesooner

10/15/2006, 06:08 PM

Ok man I warned you.....I am think those morons wil find there way in here

KABOOKIE

10/15/2006, 09:12 PM

Keep the faith!

LosAngelesSooner

10/15/2006, 09:56 PM

heh

you were saying?

KABOOKIE

10/15/2006, 10:13 PM

heh

you were saying?

Well, maybe you do deserve that nut kicking.

proud gonzo

10/15/2006, 11:30 PM

hehe

LosAngelesSooner

10/15/2006, 11:36 PM

Yeah! Gonzo found the promised land!!!! :D

Now...I've gotta add a little note to Jesus:

THANKS SOOOO MUCH, Jesus, for getting Rufus arrested.

Dickhead.

LosAngelesSooner

10/16/2006, 03:25 PM

Ohhhh yeah, Jesus. Startin' to feel the fear, eh?

Lettin' Rufus get out and dropping all charges.

Heh...

Maybe now you'll start giving OU some breaks? Maybe?

Gandalf_The_Grey

10/16/2006, 03:33 PM

Ohhhh yeah, Jesus. Startin' to feel the fear, eh?

Lettin' Rufus get out and dropping all charges.

Heh...

Maybe now you'll start giving OU some breaks? Maybe?

Typical Weak Kneed liberal response!!

LosAngelesSooner

10/16/2006, 07:49 PM

Yeah! Jesus, you progressive liberal anti-american bastard!

usmc-sooner

10/16/2006, 08:26 PM

I doubt Jesus would say it to your face..

your sister would probably want to fight.

proud gonzo

10/16/2006, 08:30 PM

I keep forgetting about this thread....and that's a foolish thing to do. This place is a safe haven :D and it's awesome

usmc-sooner

10/16/2006, 08:35 PM

what is absolutely hilarious is that someone in this thread claims to back people down, you should read his pm's. There is probably a reason I'm on his ignore list.

that's right LAS, not to your face

hahahahahahahahahahaha

KABOOKIE

10/16/2006, 09:59 PM

Oh you're only on his ignore list until he has to take a peek at what you posted.

LosAngelesSooner

10/16/2006, 10:31 PM

I know. This is one of the best threads EVAR!

Even with the occasional infestation of flame baiters and troublemakers and rulebreakers. Thank god for the ignore list. Saves me MANY a headache!! :D

LosAngelesSooner

10/16/2006, 10:35 PM

Of course...I'm sure they'll KEEP flamebaiting and breaking the rules until a mod finally banes one of them. *sigh* Ah...what a glorious day that will be...the day when the rules are enforced equally and fairly on ALL posters.

LosAngelesSooner

10/16/2006, 10:44 PM

MEANWHILE...I'll just KEEP my glorious, wonderful ignore list (which is sort of the Arkham Asylum of SF.com, filled with the most vile, psychotic, ignorant and disgusting criminals around from the Joker to Two Face, and have fun with the good posters on here who actually CONTRIBUTE something to the page.

I just wonder why I didn't do this ages ago. I mean...I could have avoided all of that crap and both of those bannings. Man....man-o-man...why didn't I do it ages ago?

*sigh*

LosAngelesSooner

10/16/2006, 10:45 PM

Anyway...back to bidnezz...

Back to ruling this heah thread!

And kicking Dolemite's A$$...

and talking trash to Jesus! ;)

sanantoniosooner

10/16/2006, 10:48 PM

Speaking of flamebait..........;)

LosAngelesSooner

10/16/2006, 10:54 PM

After what you pulled in the last thread am I going to have to put you on ignore too? Or are you going to behave yourself and maybe just join in the fun?

If it's the latter, you're more than welcome here...

LosAngelesSooner

10/16/2006, 10:56 PM

...more than welcome here AFTER you read the previous 122 pages. ;)

LosAngelesSooner

10/16/2006, 11:00 PM

You've gotta catch up, you know...do your research...

proud gonzo

10/16/2006, 11:05 PM

heh

LosAngelesSooner

10/16/2006, 11:26 PM

:D

Well...we've gotta have RULES here, you know...

LosAngelesSooner

10/16/2006, 11:45 PM

So...how do you guys like my new Avatar? ;)

dolemitesooner

10/17/2006, 12:00 AM

I am done with you las...have fun in your thread

LosAngelesSooner

10/17/2006, 12:05 AM

Awww...Dolemite! What got you hacked off?! :D

dolemitesooner

10/17/2006, 12:10 AM

I dont what to look at that avatar

LosAngelesSooner

10/17/2006, 12:25 AM

Ah...it'll only last a day or two.

Then I promise to put up a scandalous pic of one of my exes. ;)

proud gonzo

10/17/2006, 12:38 AM

heh

KABOOKIE

10/17/2006, 08:27 AM

LosAngelesSooner

10/17/2006, 01:02 PM

Voila, Dolemite!

Viva la France-y-pants. :D

dolemitesooner

10/17/2006, 01:50 PM

Ok I am back and now I got to make up some posts in this mother ****er.....I guess you know my weakness now so if you ever need to catch me just use that avatar...:)

KABOOKIE

10/17/2006, 01:50 PM

Voila, Dolemite!

Viva la France-y-pants. :D

Don't act surprised.

Post some flamebait.
Get in everyone’s face.
Act like the victim.
Have thread locked/deleted.
Slither back to the Testing board.
Call out poster’s in this thread.
Cry how board admin don’t equally treat posters.
Act shocked that forecasted responses come to fruition.
Repeat.

Maybe this thread will get canned someday?

dolemitesooner

10/17/2006, 01:59 PM

Don't act surprised.

Post some flamebait.
Get in everyone’s face.
Act like the victim.
Have thread locked/deleted.
Slither back to the Testing board.
Call out poster’s in this thread.
Cry how board admin don’t equally treat posters.
Act shocked that forecasted responses come to fruition.
Repeat.

Maybe this thread will get canned someday?
I would be ****ed if the ladder happen then I would hunt you down and kill you.

dolemitesooner

10/17/2006, 02:03 PM

Don't act surprised.

Post some flamebait.
Get in everyone’s face.
Act like the victim.
Have thread locked/deleted.
Slither back to the Testing board.
Call out poster’s in this thread.
Cry how board admin don’t equally treat posters.
Act shocked that forecasted responses come to fruition.
Repeat.

Maybe this thread will get canned someday?
You know who else is a falmebaiting prick who acts like a victim alot.

KABOOKIE

10/17/2006, 02:09 PM

You know who else is a falmebaiting prick who acts like a victim alot.

You?

dolemitesooner

10/17/2006, 02:11 PM

You?
Is that a question or an answer? I think you know the answer

KABOOKIE

10/17/2006, 02:16 PM

Is that a question or an answer? I think you know the answer

That you'll kill me?

dolemitesooner

10/17/2006, 02:18 PM

That you'll kill me?
YES I WOULD KILL YOU DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW
?

KABOOKIE

10/17/2006, 02:26 PM

YES I WOULD KILL YOU DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW
?

Would you wrap me up in your old pimp suit and set it on fire?

dolemitesooner

10/17/2006, 02:29 PM

Would you wrap me up in your old pimp suit and set it on fire?
no I dont have a pimp suit anymore...

I would ****ing try you up with poke rope and kill you slowly by bludgening you with a woffleball bat

KABOOKIE

10/17/2006, 02:36 PM

Mmmmm. Woffle balls......

dolemitesooner

10/17/2006, 02:36 PM

Mmmmm. Woffle balls......
YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCH TASTE LIKE COTTEN

KABOOKIE

10/17/2006, 02:48 PM

It's the fabric of our lives.... Hey I knew you still had your pimp suit.

dolemitesooner

10/17/2006, 02:50 PM

I dont have a pimp suit I left that **** in texas ..the pimp is dead...gwad!!!!!!!!!!!

dolemitesooner

10/17/2006, 11:49 PM

aHH NO RESPONCE..i AM A SAD PANDA

LosAngelesSooner

10/18/2006, 03:21 AM

Why did you kill da pimp!?!?!

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 08:42 AM

Why did you kill da pimp!?!?!
Cus the last two times I have worn the pimp siut we have lost to Texas.....and altough it might be funny it is one stupid ****ing costume.

Gandalf_The_Grey

10/18/2006, 08:59 AM

To be fair, it wasn't your pimp suits fault...From what I read on here, it is either Brent Venables, Kevin Wilson, or Brian Pitt's fault!!

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 09:16 AM

To be fair, it wasn't your pimp suits fault...From what I read on here, it is either Brent Venables, Kevin Wilson, or Brian Pitt's fault!!
It was mine:O

Gandalf_The_Grey

10/18/2006, 09:22 AM

What you need to do is get the Pimp Suit get like 20 big bootied hoes and come And walk around yelling "DOES ANYONE WANNA RIDE THE HOOOOOOOOOEEEEEE TRAIN!!!" Then walk into the locker room all Van Wilder and say you got some crazy *** Baptist Baylor girls wanting to party it up. But they don't want to party with losers!

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 09:26 AM

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 09:28 AM

I really want pizza for luch you know the Hideaway kind.

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 09:30 AM

I will now check my short list for lunch buddies and see if I can get the pizza **** rolling...When in the **** are you going to meet up with us for lunch or a tailgate Gandlaf

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 09:33 AM

I think I might try to go off in this thread today while las is not around

Gandalf_The_Grey

10/18/2006, 09:34 AM

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 09:45 AM

Well see I have been planning to go to a tailgate but my g'f is ALWAYS running late. Plus she thinks I have a g'f on here because I post on here so much :P One nite we will have to go get some beers and hit on all the womenz up in Norman though!
You name the ****ing night and I will be there lickedy split...I have been trying to get you to got out for awhile now

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 09:51 AM

This is the story of your red right ankle...this si the story of your gypsy uncle

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 09:51 AM

and the picture in your head ...and rember how you found the key

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 09:54 AM

Come on grey I need you to keep talking I need help passing him...INEED SOMTHING TO TALK ABOUT

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 09:58 AM

Ok I guess this will have tobe a tack that I set out to do on my own

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:13 AM

So go ahead and change your name for me Las

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:15 AM

Cause when I am done making you look like the little grl you are you will have wished you had never shown your face on this board

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:19 AM

Yeah Yeah I am sure you will get on here tonight and post a ****ing ton when I am off humping some hawt bitch...so I think you know who your daddy is

KABOOKIE

10/18/2006, 10:20 AM

You can always detail your plot to murder me.

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:24 AM

ohhh man ...I need to go and eat some ****ing luch soon I am ****ing starving

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:25 AM

I am waiting in vain

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:31 AM

hEY hEY hEY hey hey hey HEY HEY HEY

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:36 AM

I said said sugar on the asphlat ...blah blah blha...I have no heat to bring at you this mourning cus I am so tired but I am getting posts in

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:39 AM

Ohh yeah and **** your couch you falme bating prick :)

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:42 AM

OH MAN i NEED A LUNCH BREAK ONLY 15 MORE MINUTES TO GO

KABOOKIE

10/18/2006, 10:44 AM

Taco Bell?

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:47 AM

mAN ELVIS PRESLEY SANG SOME ****TY STUFF

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:47 AM

Taco Bell?
**** NO :mad:

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:54 AM

What if gawd was one of us ...just aslob like one of us ...like las or me

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:54 AM

and we were testing all you mother ****ing beocnyes here on sooner fans.

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 10:56 AM

and now I am just trying to make my way to laundh no one callingon the phone

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 11:02 AM

MAN ONLY 10 MINTUES FOR LUNCH YESY YES YES

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 11:02 AM

lOOK OUT CAUSE i AM GOING AND i AM COMIGN FAST BEONCYE

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 11:03 AM

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 11:04 AM

**** your couch ****** **** your couch

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 11:06 AM

Because I love you to mcuh babby........

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 11:06 AM

sAY YOU want a recolution...well you know ...tell me that las is goin to get passed...well tell us that you know its going to be all right when I pass his ***

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 12:21 PM

Ok so I am back from lunch and ready to post

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 12:23 PM

Dodgeball beoncyes!!!!!!!!!!111

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 12:27 PM

Do the can can dance beoncyes

dolemitesooner

10/18/2006, 12:27 PM

Kasmir is one of the greatest songs ever