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GrapevineSooner
1/20/2005, 05:51 PM
Well, my foot actually.

Damn that hurt. :mad:

Penguin
2/19/2006, 09:36 PM
Good grief! Are you OK?

GrapevineSooner
2/19/2006, 09:43 PM
I honestly don't remember making this post.

The only time I went bowling last year was on Labor Day and there's no other reason why my wife would have a bowling ball in the house. :D

Penguin
2/19/2006, 09:53 PM
You find all kinds of neat stuff while digging around in old threads.

Oldnslo
2/19/2006, 10:20 PM
http://www.oldies.com/i/boxart/large/2/731454227025.jpg

Mjcpr
2/20/2006, 12:53 AM
The only time I went bowling last year was on Labor Day and there's no other reason why my wife would have a bowling ball in the house. :D

It goes on the end of that chain that's hooked to your leg. :D

Okla-homey
2/20/2006, 05:08 AM
http://www.oldies.com/i/boxart/large/2/731454227025.jpg


awwww yeah, The Pride of Tulsa!

Mjcpr
2/20/2006, 10:40 AM
It goes on the end of that chain that's hooked to your leg. :D

That was pure gold, people.

Okieflyer
2/20/2006, 10:56 AM
http://www.stogiebros.com/news/bowler.jpg

BudSooner
2/20/2006, 10:58 AM
You were the girl that changed my world
You were the girl for me
You lit the fuse I stand accused
You were the first for me

But you turned me out baby

You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me

But you turned me on baby.

You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me


You were my thrills, you were my pills
You dropped a bowling ball on me

You turn me out, you turn me on, you turned me loose
Then you turned me wrong

You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me


But you turned me out baby

You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me


Just like Adam and Eve.
Said you'd set me free, you took me to the sky
I'd never been so high

You were my pills, you were my thrills
You were my hope baby, you were my smoke


You dropped a bowling ball on me
You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me


You dropped a bowling ball on me
You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me


You dropped a bowling ball on me
You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me

You dropped a bowling ball on me
You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me

We were in motion, felt like lotion
You were the girl for me
You were the first explosion,
Turned out to be corrosion
You were the first for me.

But you turned me out, baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me
You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me
I won't forget what you done to me, baby.
You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me
You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me

I, II, III won't forget it
I, II, III won't forget it

You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me

You dropped a bowling ball on me baby
You dropped a bowling ball on me.

I, II, III won't forget it
I, II, III won't forget it

You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped a bowling ball on me.

You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped a bowling ball on me.

You turned me out, then you turned me on

You dropped a bowling ball on me
You dropped a bowling ball on me
You dropped a bowling ball on me
You dropped a bowling ball on me

TUSooner
2/20/2006, 11:55 AM
Whew. For a second I thought she was attacking Maine.






Y'see, Maine is abbreviated "ME" and... n/m :(