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Okla-homey
1/7/2005, 10:25 AM
Cue Van Halen "Hot For Teacher"

Is there more of this now than there used to be or is the media just paying more attention?

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/4055460/detail.html

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=320&u=/ibsys/20050106/lo_kprc/2524619&printer=1

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1203041lafave1.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1110041teacher1.html

Veritas
1/7/2005, 10:25 AM
Man, I was just saying the same thing this morning.

I'd have hit it.

OUthunder
1/7/2005, 11:25 AM
Damned kids! Keep your mouths shut. Ohhhhhhhhhh, if I could have only had 15 minutes with Mrs. John.

BeetDigger
1/7/2005, 11:31 AM
Actually, in my hometown, one of the HS teachers was strongly rumored to have gotten it on with a number of the students during the years my brother was in HS. This was the mid to late 70's. She was gone by the time I got to HS. She was real attractive. I think that our small town offered very few single guys and she went for the students. They kept their mouth's shut, until years later. Once she leaned out the window while wearing a dress and my bother observed her "commando" status.

crawfish
1/7/2005, 11:33 AM
Dude, I wouldn't hit this for money:

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0106/4052062.jpg

dolemitesooner
1/7/2005, 11:34 AM
ohhh they were at my school . I could just never close the deal. I think it was the cigarettes line.

Herr Scholz
1/7/2005, 11:39 AM
Concerning the Lafave woman:

http://members.cox.net/post_pics/whhititnoregrets.jpg

Okla-homey
1/7/2005, 11:41 AM
Dude, I wouldn't hit this for money:

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0106/4052062.jpg

It is, after all, a mug shot. Bad lighting. No make-up. Maybe she cleans up well. Or not. Regardless, I bet most 13 year-old boys would hit it and shake her like a polaroid pitcha.

Desert Sapper
1/7/2005, 11:54 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1203041inside1.jpg

Dayyyyammm. Wonder what made the one kid squawk. Must've been the threat of a grounding.

Okla-homey
1/7/2005, 11:56 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1203041inside1.jpg

Dayyyyammm. Wonder what made the one kid squawk. Must've been the threat of a grounding.

Did you read the police report? Man that's the stuff teenage boy fantasies are made of...

Essayon!

dolemitesooner
1/7/2005, 11:57 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1203041inside1.jpg


I would hit that all night long

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/7/2005, 12:34 PM
She's got bad teeth. All spaced out.

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/7/2005, 12:45 PM
Man, I know what you guys mean. I had a PE teacher in the 8th grade named Mr. Hahn. God, he was so hot. He was only about 35 or so and even though I was only 13 I would knocked a piece off that.

Turds.

Sooner_Bob
1/7/2005, 12:48 PM
Man, I know what you guys mean. I had a PE teacher in the 8th grade named Mr. Hahn. God, he was so hot. He was only about 35 or so and even though I was only 13 I would knocked a piece off that.

Turds.


Our very own lolita . . . :D :P

OUDoc
1/7/2005, 12:53 PM
Man, I know what you guys mean. I had a PE teacher in the 8th grade named Mr. Hahn. God, he was so hot. He was only about 35 or so and even though I was only 13 I would knocked a piece off that.

Go on...........

Herr Scholz
1/7/2005, 02:13 PM
I think you guys are missing the fact that BSG is disgusted with us. Guys are just made different that way.

OUDoc
1/7/2005, 02:17 PM
I think you guys are missing the fact that BSG is disgusted with us. Guys are just made different that way.
I caught that. It's why I left the "turds" part off her post.
She's always disgusted with us.

bri
1/7/2005, 02:19 PM
It's all part of the "No Child Left Behind" Act.

Read closer, it's in the fine print.

GDC
1/7/2005, 02:20 PM
Any teacher that would violate society's trust in them and their professionalism by having relations with a child should be castrated and/or shot.

Czar Soonerov
1/7/2005, 02:39 PM
Teacher wants to see me after school...got it made, got it made, got it made....

JohnnyMack
1/7/2005, 02:42 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1203041inside1.jpg


I would hit that all night long

Yeah, I'd knock the bottom out of that.

OUthunder
1/7/2005, 02:44 PM
Yeah, I'd knock the bottom out of that.

I'd hit it like an Everlast punching bag.

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/7/2005, 02:53 PM
You turds wouldn't have known what to do back when you were 13.

Poke...'Uhhhh'...sorry.

Mjcpr
1/7/2005, 02:54 PM
Man, I know what you guys mean. I had a PE teacher in the 8th grade named Mr. Hahn. God, he was so hot. He was only about 35 or so and even though I was only 13 I would knocked a piece off that.

Turds.
Aloha, Mr. Hahn.

Herr Scholz
1/7/2005, 03:40 PM
You turds wouldn't have known what to do back when you were 13.

Poke...'Uhhhh'...sorry.
Who cares. You have to start being a horndog at some point. 13's a better age than most.

Oldnslo
1/7/2005, 03:45 PM
You turds wouldn't have known what to do back when you were 13.

Poke...'Uhhhh'...sorry.
See, it's right around that 'Uhhhh' time that we stop caring about...

well, pretty much anything. Except maybe a slice of pizza, a beer and some sleep.

bri
1/7/2005, 03:48 PM
You turds wouldn't have known what to do back when you were 13.
Maybe not, but I'll tell you this: That teacher would have had a funny-shaped bellybutton by the time I was through with her...

Sooner51
1/7/2005, 03:53 PM
Heh, bri would give her a new definition of an 'inny'. :D

bri
1/7/2005, 03:55 PM
Innie.

Outtie.

Innie.

Outtie.

Innie.

Outtie.

Innie...

Mjcpr
1/7/2005, 04:02 PM
Innie.

Outtie.

Innie.

Outtie.

Innie.

Outtie.

Innie...
Please. You'd have been done long before that.

;)

bri
1/7/2005, 04:04 PM
Not if I thought about Whiffleball...

Herr Scholz
1/7/2005, 04:23 PM
Yeah, plus if a young 13-year old lad doesn't know what he's doing, all the more reason to seek out an experienced 28-31 year-old teacher. That's what they do, teach.

Jerk
1/7/2005, 04:38 PM
Bri - we may not get along well, but I have to hand it to you - the 'no child left behind' comment is funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I laughed like a hyenna.

GDC
1/7/2005, 04:44 PM
A teacher in Hulbert lost her job recently for among other things demonstrating her oral technique with a banana.

http://www.tahlequahdailypress.com/articles/2004/10/15/news/top_stories/aaaaaateacher.txt

bri
1/7/2005, 04:47 PM
Is she hawt?

GDC
1/7/2005, 04:51 PM
Is she hawt?

She was in high school, but she was far from hawt at our ten year reunion, last time I saw her.

Sooner51
1/7/2005, 04:53 PM
She was in high school, but she was far from hawt at our ten year reunion, last time I saw her.
Maybe so, but that banana thing has gotta count for something. :D

bri
1/7/2005, 04:57 PM
I believe they call it "compensating", my friend...:D

GDC
1/7/2005, 04:59 PM
Maybe so, but that banana thing has gotta count for something. :D

It does. I can vouch for her, the old expression "those who can't do, teach" does not apply to her in this case.
;)

Herr Scholz
1/7/2005, 05:02 PM
gdc, you dog.

Widescreen
1/7/2005, 05:48 PM
YMSSRABGITFREAKINGEVERYBODYINTHISTHREADA

This thing rawks.

OUthunder
1/7/2005, 05:49 PM
So she was a "doer?"

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/7/2005, 05:51 PM
A giver.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/7/2005, 05:52 PM
Why didn't she use a carrot stick, like in Fast Times.

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/7/2005, 05:53 PM
Bananas are closer in size and shape to the real thing so...

...oh, wait. Nevermind.

Mjcpr
1/7/2005, 05:57 PM
Bananas are closer in size and shape to the real thing so...

...oh, wait. Nevermind.
They are?

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/7/2005, 06:07 PM
They are?

Okra?

Herr Scholz
1/7/2005, 06:08 PM
See anything here?

http://www.marzipanworld.com/acatalog/marzipan%20mixed%20vegetables%20jpg.jpg

Herr Scholz
1/7/2005, 06:10 PM
Children, today we will learn how to...

http://www.technicolor.org/vanity/cucumber.jpg

Mjcpr
1/7/2005, 06:15 PM
Okra?
I was thinking "summer sausage"

sooneron
1/7/2005, 06:17 PM
Cue Van Halen "Hot For Teacher"

Is there more of this now than there used to be or is the media just paying more attention?

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/4055460/detail.html

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=320&u=/ibsys/20050106/lo_kprc/2524619&printer=1

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1203041lafave1.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1110041teacher1.html
Well, did YOU go to a charter school?

Bama/OU
1/7/2005, 07:43 PM
Short halter sundresses RAWK !!

Okla-homey
1/7/2005, 08:20 PM
Well, did YOU go to a charter school?

Ardmore Junior High

no hawt teachers, but we had an awesome shop class. I think I got a birdhouse I built around here somewhere.

bri
1/7/2005, 08:23 PM
Is it a little birdhouse?

In your soul?

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/7/2005, 08:25 PM
CHIRP!!!

GDC
1/28/2005, 11:20 AM
bump

fadada1
1/28/2005, 11:37 AM
where was i when this thread originated?

we had a chemistry teacher in 11th grade that was "yummy". fresh out of college and teaching 16/17 year old hormone machines. oh, mrs. nitti, where have you gone???

BudSooner
1/28/2005, 11:39 AM
heh, fruit,hot teachers,and Bri making time with someones belly button....truly funny chit! ;)

Mjcpr
1/28/2005, 11:43 AM
What I want to know is where were these teachers when I was in school?

LOL

Bwahahahahhaa

GDC
8/15/2006, 10:53 AM
I wonder how many of these threads there are on here.