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KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2004, 03:37 PM
I finally caught her and lit her *** up! :D

I'm laughing so hard I can't stand it... :D :D

KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2004, 03:42 PM
Note to employee in Cubicle#327: Never steal someone's left over pizza from the breakroom refrigerator......

How you liking those flames? :D :D

RacerX
11/18/2004, 03:44 PM
What the hell are you talking about?

crawfish
11/18/2004, 03:44 PM
I sense a disturbance in the force...

bri
11/18/2004, 03:46 PM
We don't need no water, let the motherf*cker BURN!

GrapevineSooner
11/18/2004, 03:47 PM
The cubicle
The cubicle
The cubicle's on fire

KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2004, 03:49 PM
Hey employee in Cubicle#327, Your probably wondering as your mouth and throat are on fire and your on the verge of butt blasting your cubicle.....When did Pizza Hut start putting crushed red kayan pepper and purple chinese chilis in their pizza?

MUHHAWAAAAAAAAA.............I just walked by her cubicle and she's having well, some issues :D

crawfish
11/18/2004, 03:50 PM
Refrigerator thieves get sent to the 5th level of hell...

RacerX
11/18/2004, 03:50 PM
Ah...

supa

KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2004, 03:54 PM
We don't need no water, let the motherf*cker BURN!

Oh it be burnin, trust me. Just a moment ago, as she was gasping for air she told another co-worker, that her burrito was a little spicy.......yeah, since when do they make burritos in a triangle...... :rolleyes:

burn bitch burn..... :D

Jimminy Crimson
11/18/2004, 03:57 PM
Hey employee in Cubicle#327, Your probably wondering as your mouth and throat are on fire and your on the verge of butt blasting your cubicle.....When did Pizza Hut start putting crushed red kayan pepper and purple chinese chilis in their pizza?

MUHHAWAAAAAAAAA.............I just walked by her cubicle and she's having well, some issues :D

Solid! supa

bri
11/18/2004, 03:57 PM
Burn, pizza-stealer. BURN...

Sooner51
11/18/2004, 03:57 PM
heh

Jimminy Crimson
11/18/2004, 04:00 PM
Oh it be burnin, trust me. Just a moment ago, as she was gasping for air she told another co-worker, that her burrito was a little spicy.......yeah, since when do they make burritos in a triangle...... :rolleyes:

burn bitch burn..... :D

Taco Bell's NEW Spicy Burrito Bell Oragami :mack:

KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2004, 04:09 PM
Peeps, she is dying over there. I had my suspicion's for weeks, but could never prove it. Now it's definitely been solidified. Hunka Hunka burnin pizza, biatch..... :D

I feel guilty.......not!

SoonerInKCMO
11/18/2004, 04:11 PM
Note to self... next time KC//CRIMSON is at a watch party, don't let my food outta my sight.

KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2004, 04:12 PM
Note to self... next time KC//CRIMSON is at a watch party, don't let my food outta my sight.

Don't steal none, and there won't be none :D

KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2004, 04:49 PM
Well the fire is out. I bet someone learned a valuable lesson today........you just don't ***k with someone's leftovers, it's against the rules.

Side Note: So much for her/the Great American Smokeout today :D

bri
11/18/2004, 05:01 PM
Tee hee.

I'm sure it was a Great American Smoke-Out she'll never forget. She smoked-out of most, if not all of her openings...:D

KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2004, 05:05 PM
Oh yeah, smoldering amber orifice's for sure ;)

Sexy Sooner Angel
11/18/2004, 05:06 PM
KC that is too funny and I agree with crawfish refrigerator theives are on a whole other level of hell.

KC you earn a whole other level of respek from me that is hall of fame respek. :D I just wish you had it on video.

Norm In Norman
11/18/2004, 05:07 PM
wtf? There is no way in hell I would eat someone's leftovers out of the refrigerator. First, who knows how long it's been in there. Second off, someone might have wiped their *** with the food before they put it in. Who knows?

That must have been some pretty hot **** if she ate enough in one bite to be burning that bad. You probably should have put some powdered ceyenne on there too. That stuff sticks to your tongue for hours.

Mjcpr
11/18/2004, 05:08 PM
Usually when there's a thread where I don't know WTF is going on, someone will eventually say something that leads me down the path of discovery.

But not in this case, though.

KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2004, 05:13 PM
KC that is too funny and I agree with crawfish refrigerator theives are on a whole other level of hell.

KC you earn a whole other level of respek from me that is hall of fame respek. :D I just wish you had it on video.

HA! Tanks... :D

I know she was hurting, those Asian peppers are death. I won't even touch those things unless I'm wearing gloves. :D

Rhino
11/18/2004, 05:13 PM
That's awesome.

KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2004, 05:17 PM
wtf? There is no way in hell I would eat someone's leftovers out of the refrigerator. First, who knows how long it's been in there. Second off, someone might have wiped their *** with the food before they put it in. Who knows?

That must have been some pretty hot **** if she ate enough in one bite to be burning that bad. You probably should have put some powdered ceyenne on there too. That stuff sticks to your tongue for hours.

That's what it was "powdered ceyenne pepper" and one asian pepper :D

You know I bring all kinds of stuff to work: chicken, salmon, steak...etc....and no one ever touches it. But every single time I've brought in pizza, it's gone or pieces go missing within hours......

GottaHavePride
11/18/2004, 05:36 PM
This is AWESOME.

mdklatt
11/18/2004, 05:38 PM
But not in this case, though.

I think KC//CRIMSON set an ambush to catch a suspected food thief at work. Brilliant!

BlondeSoonerGirl
11/18/2004, 05:39 PM
WEBCAM, DAMMIT!

Sexy Sooner Angel
11/18/2004, 05:43 PM
No kidding. I wanted to see this on video.

mdklatt
11/18/2004, 05:43 PM
What would have been truly awesome is if paramedics were involved. Jusy try explaining that one, pizza thief.

IB4OU
11/18/2004, 05:47 PM
Sounds like Terry Tate needs to visit your company.

mdklatt
11/18/2004, 06:03 PM
The roof!
The roof!
The roof of her mouth is on fire!

(Wish I'd though of that about 30 minutes ago.)

BigRedJed
11/18/2004, 06:18 PM
BEST.

THREAD.

EVAR.

Oldnslo
11/18/2004, 06:22 PM
Nothing better than dosing your own food and laying in wait for some theivin' bastard (or, in KC's case, bayotch) to snarf it up.

supa.cool

BurningDog
11/18/2004, 06:51 PM
You better hope she doesn't call Jackie Chiles
http://www.knobbe.org/images/jackie.jpg

KC//CRIMSON
11/18/2004, 06:54 PM
Eh, she'd just settle for a lifetime supply of other peoples pizza.....

proud gonzo
11/18/2004, 08:33 PM
YMSSRABGITKCA
:D

Paperclip
11/18/2004, 08:37 PM
327 is a lot of cubicles.

Penguin
11/18/2004, 08:59 PM
Rule #1 at my office: Don't ever bring in leftover pizza in the original delivery box. People assume that somebody ordered pizza for the office and they missed the e-mail announcing it.

Bring your pizza in a Ziploc bag.

bri
11/18/2004, 09:56 PM
But not the same Ziploc that you keep your bourbon in. Get a different one.

BigRedJed
11/18/2004, 09:58 PM
This fire is outa control...

bri
11/18/2004, 09:59 PM
How can we dance when our earth is turning?

How do we eat while our mouths are burning?

BigRedJed
11/18/2004, 10:00 PM
The time will come to say fair's fair
To pay for pie, she's going to pay her share!

RacerX
12/13/2006, 07:51 AM
It's a shame that such a great thread ended with Midnight Oil.

yermom
12/13/2006, 11:02 AM
man, i missed this the first time

that is hardcore

and BOOOO Midnight Oil :D