[Sooner_Bob]

Yeah 2004.

[GDC]

goddam it :mad:

[mildlyretardednorm4ou]

yeah, reply number 2005.

w00y!

[Ike]

already lookin forward to 2006

[caphorns]

geezaasss . .. I can't believe you guys have kept this sucka alive. Good jorb (for nothing) I guess.

[Ike]

IT can't die.































unless an admin kills it.

[Bama1Sooners2]

KICK SUC *** !!!!

[Bama1Sooners2]

It ain't even started and OU is already up 21 points !!

[OUthunder]

USC succs.

[GDC]

BOOMER FREAKIN SOONER BABY

[bri]

On behalf of various trombone players, I'd just like to announce that we're gonna hide in here for a while. We'll see you next spring...:D

[OklahomaTrombone]

****

[bri]

Jeez, I think USC just scored again...

[GDC]

:mad:

[yermom]

:(

[bri]

So, next years SF.com t-shirts will say "SoonerFans.Com: We Eat Our Own" on them, right?

Guh.

[Sooner_Bob]

So, next years SF.com t-shirts will say "SoonerFans.Com: We Eat Our Own" on them, right?

Guh.


Heh . . . buncha cannibals . . . :mack:

[OklahomaTrombone]

Is the fooball meltdown over yet?

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

Ummmm...nope

They have gone from being sad to blaming players and wanting to get rid of coaches to arguing who is going to start next year.

When will all the noobs leave???

[OklahomaTrombone]

plz kill all tha n00bs thnxs

[Ike]

FIRE EVERYONE! From Boren all the way down to the janitors.
then after that pull EVERYBODYS scholly. I don't care if you are forigen student that would have to go back to a third world country without the scholarship...you probably weren't cheering hard enough, and that is why we lost!!!!
that way we are sure to sack the guy responsible. the rest are just collateral damage, which while unfortunate, is nessecary in this case.

ok, I got nuthin.

[Czar Soonerov]

Reset all post counts back to zero. :mad:

[OU4LIFE]

ZERO!

[GDC]

http://www.dsv.su.se/~mats-bjo/fyc/roland1.jpg

[RacerX]

That was a good sammich.

[OklahomaTrombone]

SAMMICH!!!!!!

[roostercogburn]

:cool:

[colleyvillesooner]

:texan:

[Bama/OU]

Obladi, oblada.

[Bama/OU]

Must....get...to....187.

[Sooner_Bob]

O-E-O, Oooooo

O-E-O, Oooooo

[proud gonzo]

I'm glad I missed all the football board meltdown.

[SoonerBorn68]

Hey, I finally made it! And, yes it was right in front of my face all of the time. Of course, this was the first time I really tried...:D

I feel special.

[GDC]

.

[Cam]

.. / ... - .. .-.. .-.. / - .... .. -. -.- / - .... . / .--. .- -.-. -....- .---- ----- / ... ..- -.-. -.- ... / .- ... ... .-.-.-

[Sooner_Bob]

I'm glad I missed all the football board meltdown.


It seemed worse that it really was . . . I think.

[OUinFLA]

Im bummed today.
Ill be bummed tomorrow.
But Ill still be posting here.
Fishing tomorrow might sooth the pain.

[OklahomaTrombone]

.. / ... - .. .-.. .-.. / - .... .. -. -.- / - .... . / .--. .- -.-. -....- .---- ----- / ... ..- -.-. -.- ... / .- ... ... .-.-.-

--*.*/ *-*---*---*--..--*/ *.-*-.*-..*/ *--*---*.-.*...*.*/ *-.-.*---*-..*.*/ *...*-*..*.-..*.-..*/ *.-.*---*-.-.*-.-*...*/ *--*-.--*/ *..-.*.-*-.-.*.*/ *---*..-.*..-.*.-.-.-*

[bri]

I'm glad I missed all the football board meltdown.
Are you kidding? It was great! It was like open season on retards!

Kinda like Lord Of The Flies, only without all that uncomfortable chafing sand can cause.

[Veritas]

I thought noob registration was turned off...every thread on the football board for the last few days was congregated by one dot spekkers.

[SactoSooner]

The highlight was a well reasoned post by Bri. At that point, I really thought I was dreaming.

[OklahomaTrombone]

I'm just avoiding the place all together.

S.O. you are my hiding place

[Sooner51]

Fishing tomorrow might sooth the pain.
Unless something tragic happens like getting a treble hook stuck in your marbles :eddie: , it's hard not to have good time fishing.

[bri]

Someone help me out, when exactly did dolemite become my nemisis?

[GDC]

"one dot spekkers" :texan:

[Beef]

Someone help me out, when exactly did dolemite become my nemisis?
And quite the worthy nemesis at that. :mack:

[bri]

:stunned:

:D

[GDC]

"one spot dekkers" :texan:

[OUthunder]

I guess that it's time to take my gameday shirt off huh?

[Bama/OU]

Take off game day shirt

Wash game day shirt.

Retire game day shirt.

:D

[proud gonzo]

nice sig, bama

as a guy on my bus said: we're Sooners; we never lose, sometimes we just get outscored.

[OklahomaTrombone]

My gameday shirt has been retired.

[bri]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna try "no mojo" next year and see how that works out...

[OUthunder]

Reason to purchase another OU shirt for next year.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Who needs a reason?

I just purchase....

[OUthunder]

Who needs a reason?

I just purchase....


You must not be married with children.

[OklahomaTrombone]

nope!

:D

[TUSooner]

Why?

Sorry I meant, "Why not?"

<clueless> :confused:

[yermom]

Someone help me out, when exactly did dolemite become my nemisis?

hehe, i'm not sure

you aren't really the only one lately though :D

[Bama/OU]

I'm a hat guy. I gotta get me a couple of new ones for next year.

[soonerscuba]

I'm taking the no mojo approach next year, well maybe less mojo.

P.S. Pray...for...Mojo.

[yermom]

i can't wait to eat that monkey

[proud gonzo]

http://www.nada.kth.se/~cello/bilder/bundy.gif

[OklahomaTrombone]

Maybe we should all go buy Odessa Permian hats

MOJO.

[instigator]

My gameday shirt has been retired.
As has mine. It was undefeated, but it's over now. New jerseys next year and I'm even going to have a road jersey. :D

[SoonerSeven]

Hi. This makes #3(posts in this thread) for me. That is all.

[OklahomaTrombone]

I really might go no mojo.....just where what ev....

[Rhino]

OklahomaTrombone - 259
gdc - 187
bri - 153
Ike - 124
Sooner_Bob - 119
Rhino - 9

[OklahomaTrombone]

Yeah....I post in here a lot....

[yermom]

i've been slackin' off

[bri]

Apparently, "schnockered" means "not even trying"...:D

[yermom]

heh

[yermom]

man, the SO is dead lately

[Beef]

As has mine. It was undefeated, but it's over now. New jerseys next year and I'm even going to have a road jersey. :D
My jersey's retired now. I'm starting to think 33 yr olds shouldn't wear a jersey with the name "BEEF" on the back anyway.

[Beef]

man, the SO is dead lately
Apparently, all the good train wrecks are on the football board, but I have no interest in reading anything there right now.

[Cam]

--*.*/ *-*---*---*--..--*/ *.-*-.*-..*/ *--*---*.-.*...*.*/ *-.-.*---*-..*.*/ *...*-*..*.-..*.-..*/ *.-.*---*-.-.*-.-*...*/ *--*-.--*/ *..-.*.-*-.-.*.*/ *---*..-.*..-.*.-.-.-* Can't find a translator that'll translate this.

[GDC]

188

[OUthunder]

A thread about nothing. Interesting.

[bri]

This thread's about nothing and everything all at once.

Very Zen, really.

[TUSooner]

This thread's about nothing and everything all at once.

Very Zen, really.


If a thread were posted in the forest and.....aw, forget it

[OUthunder]

This thread's about nothing and everything all at once.

Very Zen, really.

Not everything.

[Cam]

Bri's avatar is supa.yummy. Bonnie is smokin!!!

[bri]

Who died and made you the IT expert?

[colleyvillesooner]

:texan:

[GDC]

.

[instigator]

My jersey's retired now. I'm starting to think 33 yr olds shouldn't wear a jersey with the name "BEEF" on the back anyway.
If anyone needs "Beef" on their back, it's you.

[Bama/OU]

Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?

[OklahomaTrombone]

Can't find a translator that'll translate this.

I have no idea why it added the astericks...

[SactoSooner]

Is that why I watch "Lost in Translation" over and over and over and over andoverandoverand...............

[OUthunder]

Whatever happened to the cute blonde chick who used to be on MNF?

[proud gonzo]

NCC-1701 A, NCC-1701 B, NCC-1701 C, NCC-1701 D?
or is it NCC-1701 no bloody A,B,C, or D?

[bri]

Careful, gonzo. You're tracking nerd all over the carpet. :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

Whatever happened to the cute blonde chick who used to be on MNF?

She had a baby. Now does Olympics for NBC.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Speaking of MNF sideline reporters....Michelle Tafoya has a column on ESPN Insiders....entitled...

"About last night..."


I crack up everytime I see it...

[GDC]

.

[OUthunder]

I wish that ESPN would hire a little hottie to replace Stuart Scott.

[GDC]

They've already got Colleen Dominguez.

[bri]

I wish that ESPN would hire a little hottie to replace Stuart Scott.
Or at the very least, someone with two functioning eyes. Dude creeps me out.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Rachel Nichols.

I'd hit it like it owed me lots of money.

[bri]

Dude, that's not saying a lot.

I saw you eyeing that bear at Bad Brad's, trying to figure out how to get behind it...

[OklahomaTrombone]

ehhh....That bear was hot man....and we werein Stillwater, it was like I was going crazy or something.

[picasso]

wankers

[proud gonzo]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/supertroop1.JPG

[yermom]

"Bear ****er! Do you need assistance?"

[bri]

I wondered how long that one was gonna sit out over the plate before someone took a swing at it...:D

[colleyvillesooner]

"you're gonna set my country music award on fire?"

[soonermark]

"I said I want a god da*n liter of cola!"

[OklahomaTrombone]

"Who wants cream? OK...No cream"

[GDC]

.

[OUthunder]

Probably more like skim milk.

[instigator]

I got nuttin.

[OU4LIFE]

:hmfic:

[bri]

Sorry about the delousing. It's standard procedure...

[OUthunder]

Deblousing is cool and stuff.

[picasso]

Sorry about the delousing. It's standard procedure...

"It's powdered sugar."

"It's delicious."

[ouflak]

*bump*

[bri]

"Bulletproof cup? I INVENTED this gag, Rabbit! Only in my day, the rookie got naked..."

[OklahomaTrombone]

...and we used blanks.

[bri]

You're a sick f*ck, Mac.

[GDC]

:<>:

[bri]

Who wants a moustache ride?

[yermom]

Stop jumping on the bed!

[bri]

Isn't it time to be getting us back? You don't vant us turning into pumpkins!

[OUthunder]

Who wants a yellow shower?

[OklahomaTrombone]

Say "Car RamRod"

[Ike]

:texan:

[bri]

Go Team Ramrod?

[GDC]

.

[bri]

That's top of the page?

Weaksause.

;)

[SactoSooner]

The Pie Man is trying to get our attention.

[OklahomaTrombone]

mmm....Pie.

[bri]

http://www.oakbrookterrace.net/images/pie%20eating%20contest%20alexa%202.gif

[Bama/OU]

http://www.statcan.ca/english/edu/power/ch9/images/pie1.gif

[GDC]

.

[bri]

http://www.strawberry-shortcake.net/CollectorsInfo/Vintage/Minis/piemanwithpiePVC.JPG

[crawfish]

Is this thing on?

[GDC]

.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Is this thing on?


NO.

[GDC]

.

[OU4LIFE]

,

[Czar Soonerov]

http://usuarios.lycos.es/austercita/cookie_monster.jpg

[colleyvillesooner]

:

[bri]

Bob's yer uncle, mate.

[HoserSooner]

Do you lose your "newbie" status if you get into this thread? :)

[proud gonzo]

no

[Sooner_Bob]

:mack:

[HoserSooner]

no

Damn. Guess I'll just have to pad my post count. ;)

[colleyvillesooner]

:texan:

[bri]

http://www.sledwarehouse.com/Images/cl-series(pad).jpg

[proud gonzo]

Gah

[OklahomaTrombone]

License and Registration, Chicken****er!

[Ike]

:texan:

[OklahomaTrombone]

:eddie:

[bri]

I move that every thread now be considered a Super Troopers thread since I'm wearing a Farva shirt in my avatar now...:D

[SactoSooner]

http://www.gardenguides.com/seedcatalog/packets/beanbroadwindsor.jpg

[soonermark]

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/6980/st0vr.jpg

[bri]

http://www.ziyue.com/movies/usa/2002/SuperTroopers/troop8.jpg

How ya feelin', Mac?

Good enough to F*CK YER MOTHER!!!

[Veritas]

Who wants a moustache ride?
http://www.fyeconsulting.com/images/st.jpg

[ou4me]

http://www.chud.com/graphics3/troop3.jpg


Attention Bear ****er! Do you need assistance??

[colleyvillesooner]

"I don't want a large Farva, I want a GD liter of Cola!"

[bri]

I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy...

[colleyvillesooner]

"Am I saying Meow?"

[bri]

It stinks like sex in here!

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/supertroop1.JPG

[bri]

http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/s/images/super-troopers.jpg

Look Rook, if it was up to me I'd get in there and show you how to swing myself, but the car's HOT!

[GDC]

.

[OklahomaTrombone]

"They think I'm Mexican"

"oh....you're not?"

[bri]

Black magic only works on the rookie!
That's brown magic...

[OklahomaTrombone]

MOVE THAT GIGANTIC PIECE OF COTTON CANDY

[colleyvillesooner]

Probably my favorite line:

"What are these cells, 8 by 8? Ours are 9 by 9, no big deal"

[bri]

MOVE THAT GIGANTIC PIECE OF COTTON CANDY
How's the view from sugar heaven?

[OUthunder]

Spill on isle three.

Spill on isle three.

[yermom]

Mr. Sunshine on my goddam shoulders John Denver

[yermom]

Black magic only works on the rookie!
That's brown magic...

Smoove B is killing me

[bri]

He's an underrated columnist, really.

[yermom]

well, he's no Herbert Kornfeld

[Sooner_Bob]

Heh . . .

[bri]

No, he's not.

He's much smoover.

[proud gonzo]

Mr. Sunshine on my goddam shoulders John Denver

I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

[OUthunder]

Rocky Moutain High ...Coors.

[Sooner_Bob]

What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?

[GDC]

.

[colleyvillesooner]

"Whatever I feel like, GOSH!"

[SicEmBaylor]

Wow, this is a long thread..

[OklahomaTrombone]

But glorius

[colleyvillesooner]

"I see Blue....He looks Glorious!"

[proud gonzo]

"Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?"

[Ike]

All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnndd!!!....you're my boy blue!!!!!!!

[SicEmBaylor]

Is this the invisible thread?
I feel like I've accidently found myself in the land of oz.

[proud gonzo]

Is this the invisible thread?
I feel like I've accidently found myself in the land of oz.

Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod!

[proud gonzo]

Snootchie-bootchies.

:D

[colleyvillesooner]

Brodie: Cookie stand's not part of the food court.

T.S.: Sure it is.

Brodie: The food court is downstairs the cookie stand is upstairs it's not like we're talking quantum physics here!

T.S.: The cookie stand is an eatery, an eatery is part of the food court.

Brodie: Bull****! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.

[bri]

There was a guy at the RHH show tonight that looked JUST LIKE Willam. I kept waiting for him to freak out 'cause he couldn't see the sailboat...

[colleyvillesooner]

Uh, Bri, it's a schooner...

[OklahomaTrombone]

BOOMER SCHOONER BITCHES!!!!

[OklahomaTrombone]

Is this the invisible thread?
I feel like I've accidently found myself in the land of oz.


No.


I have no idea what you are talking about by this "invisible thread"

[OklahomaTrombone]

CHING CHING!!!

[bri]

Brenda?

[Redshirt]

Lisa?

[yermom]

Brenda?

Dick!

[bri]

You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know ****?

[Beef]

Huh?

[Beef]

Why am I at home and sober on a Sat. night?

[Beef]

Why am I at home and sober and posting here to myself on a Sat. night?

[OklahomaTrombone]

Why am I at home and sober and posting here to myself on a Sat. night?

Same reason I am....life succs...

[colleyvillesooner]

OOH OOH ME TOO!!! succs

[OklahomaTrombone]

this succs!!!!!

[bri]

Because my girlfriend lives hundreds of miles away and my car doesn't work?

[Beef]

And to prove that I'm really pathetic, I keep playing "Dragostea Din Tei" over and over. And not the video, just the song.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Dirty Birds put it on the Hams today.

[Beef]

Actually, I'm home bc I got rather trashed last night and spent a buttload of $$$. I'm too old to go back to back nights.

[OklahomaTrombone]

stop trying to say you're better than us.

[OklahomaTrombone]

hmmm....

[Beef]

I'm just trying to justify my boring life to myself. I see some Sunday Funday watching football and drinking a pitcher or 2 tomorrow.

[OklahomaTrombone]

why did I even go over to the football board.....gah

[OUinFLA]

It's January 15th.
Time sure drags without College football.

[colleyvillesooner]

Because my girlfriend lives hundreds of miles away and my car doesn't work?

Wow, that's a way better reason than watching Garden State with your ex girlfriend who "totally identifies with the guy from scrubs getting off lithium."

[bri]

Yay! I'm the reason winner! :D

Also, top o' the page.

[colleyvillesooner]

"Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question? What the **** is the problem, bitch?"

Sorry, uncensored South Park is on...

[Ike]

someone let me know when its safe to return to the football board.

Im so sick of the friggin n00bs that I may throw my laptop across the room if I go back there.

[colleyvillesooner]

Has this been posted here yet?

http://www.shawn64.com/mochastorage/cgtn.html

[bri]

I almost feel sorry for that sooner KB dude. Like, he finally got tired of my lip and was all like "That jerk! I'll show HIM!" and negspek'd me and all I got was a little gray thing.

N00bs. Gotta love 'em. :D

[colleyvillesooner]

Gray spek is funny

[OklahomaTrombone]

very funny.

:D

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.egd.se/power/pics/noob.jpg

[bri]

http://www.system-zero.com/al/n00b.jpg

[GDC]

.

[colleyvillesooner]

:texan:

[the sooner geek]

First post since the orange bowl. Probably last post until football season...

[proud gonzo]

i'm kinda thankful classes are starting tomorrow... this place is dead

[proud gonzo]

wow. i just read the thread titles on SO and it looks like everyone has been REALLY bored....

[OklahomaTrombone]

hhhhhhhgklllllllllllll5-++++

[OklahomaTrombone]

That post was brought to you by a precious little kitty.....

http://members.cox.net/mcspencer/nermal.jpg

[bri]

wow. i just read the thread titles on SO and it looks like everyone has been REALLY bored....
Well, seeing as how the entire internet was basically founded on the principle of "dude, I'm bored. Let's see if we can find any fake nude pics of Christina Applegate", I'd say yes, we have been.

[proud gonzo]

"If you see the Buddha in the road, kill him."

[bri]

:D

[GDC]

.

[Sooner_Bob]

Mmmm, sonic super burritos are . . . well, super.

[ou4me]

Well, seeing as how the entire internet was basically founded on the principle of "dude, I'm bored. Let's see if we can find any fake nude pics of Christina Applegate", I'd say yes, we have been.

interweb

[bri]

World Wide Internet.

[Beef]

I have gas today.

[bri]

Dude, you misspelled "everyday".

[Sooner51]

http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif

[Stanley1]

Haven't been over here in a while. Evening bitches.

[Ike]

:eddie:

[GDC]

.

[bri]

http://monkeyproject.com/infinite/mpexplode.gif

[Ike]

Well, seeing as how the entire internet was basically founded on the principle of "dude, I'm bored. Let's see if we can find any fake nude pics of Christina Applegate", I'd say yes, we have been.
well actually, the internet was founded by....awww screw it. got any fake nude pics of christina applegate? ;)

[bri]

As a matter of fact, yes I do.

[OU4LIFE]

"