[GottaHavePride]

Oh, and I apologize for not being around much the past two nights. I was with a couple of very attractive ladies. ;)

[bri]

Keepin' 'em warm for their boyfriends again, were you? :D

[GottaHavePride]

Only one of the two has a boyfriend, but she's the one that wears the knee-high leather boots, so fair game.

[soonerboomer93]

i'll take her number :D


oh, and mike hide knows full well you would look just because of the spoiler tags

[Frozen Sooner]

Look, man, I can't be held responsible for the world blowing up if I build a world-blowing-up machine and hang a big ol' sign on it that says "WARNING: Do NOT Press This Button. World Blowing-Up Will Ensue" and PG comes along and presses the button.

That just ain't my fault.

[Frozen Sooner]

I want you to show me on the doll where the bad post touched you.

http://www.gilroydispatch.com/content/img/f147715/doll-patch.jpg

I'm just happy I managed to work "Johnny Wad" into the IT.

[soonerboomer93]

whatever you nosey beyounce

[bri]

I'd be happy if I could work Johnny Wad into...oh, never mind. :D

[GottaHavePride]

Look, man, I can't be held responsible for the world blowing up if I build a world-blowing-up machine and hang a big ol' sign on it that says "WARNING: Do NOT Press This Button. World Blowing-Up Will Ensue" and PG comes along and presses the button.

That just ain't my fault.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1153869/history_eraser_button_ren_and_stimpy/

Oh, How long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out?

HOW can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?

WILL his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?

CAN he withstand the temptation to push the button that EVEN NOW beckons him closer?

[proud gonzo]

TotP Beyonces!


Look, man, I can't be held responsible for the world blowing up if I build a world-blowing-up machine and hang a big ol' sign on it that says "WARNING: Do NOT Press This Button. World Blowing-Up Will Ensue" and PG comes along and presses the button.

That just ain't my fault.
The beautiful SHINY button! The jolly, CANDY-LIKE button!


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1153869/history_eraser_button_ren_and_stimpy/

Oh, How long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out?

HOW can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?

WILL his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?

CAN he withstand the temptation to push the button that EVEN NOW beckons him closer?
that noise Stimpy makes right before he pushes the button is one of my favorite sound effects EVER.

[Frozen Sooner]

It's rather disturbing to me that I see PG as sort of a cross between Susan Sto Helit and Mustrum Ridcully.

[GottaHavePride]

Heh. I don't even want to know who you picture ME as.

[Frozen Sooner]

Heh. I don't even want to know who you picture ME as.

Ponder Stibbons.

[proud gonzo]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, awesome!

[GottaHavePride]

The Lecturer in Recent Runes?


Well, it could be worse. You could've said Nobby.

[proud gonzo]

He COULD'VE said Foul Ole Ron :norm:

[GottaHavePride]

buggrit.

[proud gonzo]

Millennium hand and shrimp.

[bri]

Mister Horse, what did you think of OU's performance today?

http://sydlexia.com/blogstuff/mr_horse.bmp

:D

[BudSooner]

Mister Horse, what did you think of OU's performance today?

http://sydlexia.com/blogstuff/mr_horse.bmp

:D

WIN!

[proud gonzo]

heh

[bri]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/2978070519_34b162774d_o.jpg

[bri]

The Circle is doing a midnight double feature of Halloween and Halloween II this weekend. Giggity.

[frankensooner]

Halloween II? Is that the Season of the Witch one? I would leave after the first one if so. ;)

[bri]

No, Halloween III was Season of the Witch. II picks up right where the original leaves off, and introduces the Laurie/Michael twist that would grow to ludicrous proportions throughout the series.

[soonerboomer93]

hmmmm, something i ate made the digestive system angry

[Frozen Sooner]

Good way to lose weight.

271 this morning, beyonce.

[NormanPride]

For ****'s sake this place is worthless during election years.

And I think 4Life/Howzit would make a great Colon/Nobbs pair.

[bri]

Just a heads-up for all the Tulsa folks; we're going live at the new 911 center tomorrow, so try not to have any emergencies until we get all the bugs worked out. :D

[leavingthezoo]

i had surgery on my knee over a year ago. everything is great. then... today, i take a step and have searing pain. i think i might die. except... it didn't kill me.

the end.

[Frozen Sooner]

i had surgery on my knee over a year ago. everything is great. then... today, i take a step and have searing pain. i think i might die. except... it didn't kill me.

the end.

You should try to pop the pus sac in your knee. If nothing else, it'll gross Jess out.

[Frozen Sooner]

Just a heads-up for all the Tulsa folks; we're going live at the new 911 center tomorrow, so try not to have any emergencies until we get all the bugs worked out. :D

[political post]Is it OK if I just call a bunch of times to report a traffic jam?[/political post]

[leavingthezoo]

You should try to pop the pus sac in your knee. If nothing else, it'll gross Jess out.

boo.

as far as i can tell, there is no pus sac. it's deep in the knee. i bet they left a surgical instrument in there. or a bluetooth or small squirrel or something. wait!

[soonerboomer93]

Good way to lose weight.

271 this morning, beyonce.

249 When I left the gym sunday

most of my "welcome back to the US" weight is gone

[NormanPride]

What did you do to your knee in the first place?

[soonerboomer93]

I really wish we could have a ban on all political threads until wednesday, at 6 am.

I still click on the threads for the train wreck, but now it's just pissing me off. I shall ban myself from them.

[leavingthezoo]

What did you do to your knee in the first place?

i was walking and gracefully stepped in a hole. heh. i tore the lateral meniscus, lateral ligament and acl. once they got in, though, they found it was pretty much bone on bone from wear and tear playing basketball, i guess. total knee replacement is next but i'm pretty young for that, so we're trying to avoid that. as for the latest SEARING PAIN OF DEATH that didn't kill me, i didn't do nuttin'. I just stepped and thought, OUCH! tried it again, and SUPER OUCH!

these long rambling posts remind me of someone...

[proud gonzo]

I really wish we could have a ban on all political threads until wednesday, at 6 am.

I still click on the threads for the train wreck, but now it's just pissing me off. I shall ban myself from them.Hell, i've been hoping for that for 6 months.

[Frozen Sooner]

Sorry. When someone posts something incredibly dumbassed I just can't help but respond. It's a sickness.

[soonerboomer93]

so you talk to yourself, all day long then?

[Frozen Sooner]

so you talk to yourself, all day long then?

Good one.

For a ten-year-old.

[OU4LIFE]

well...look whose immune to posting dumbassed comments.....

it must be good to be you, Froz.

[Frozen Sooner]

As a general rule, yes, it is.

[soonerboomer93]

Good one.

For a ten-year-old.

dammit,

i was really going for 6

[NormanPride]

If you had called him a poop-face, then you'd be there.

[soonerboomer93]

like you know enough to lecture me on smack talk

mr poopie face...

[Frozen Sooner]

Oh yeah? You're the kid who smells like pee.

[soonerboomer93]

oh yeah, well you squat to pee


like a girl.............

[Frozen Sooner]

And to be fair, the only reason you smell like pee is because I peed on you.

[soonerboomer93]

to be fair, i dropped a log in one of yer shoes....


(TOTP Beyounces)

[Frozen Sooner]

to be fair, i dropped a log in one of yer shoes....


(TOTP Beyounces)

In the interest of full disclosure, I knew that BEFORE I put the shoe on. And did anyhow.

[soonerboomer93]

well, it was a "loaf"er

[NormanPride]

Break it up, you two. Everyone in school knows that sb93 sniffs his own farts anyway.

[Frozen Sooner]

Only when he can get your head out of the way.

[soonerboomer93]

yes, yes i do

and I silently wept from myself after the loafer comment...

[soonerboomer93]

you know, i'm waiting from some golden shower, and now salad tossing comments from bri...

he must of left for home already though

[bri]

Heh.

Teh high road. I travelz it.

[bri]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3037/2985058673_e6fcae7511_o.gif

[NormanPride]

http://it-is-law.com/dump/Jawsome.jpg

[frankensooner]

The last page of comments reminded me of when I was in 11th grade and my friend's cat peed in my brand new hightops. I had the throw the bitches away. Stupid cat.

[soonerboomer93]

programming is a pain

sql admin is ok, but programming can be a pain, maybe i'm too left brained

or is it i'm not enough left brained

[frankensooner]

[steve martin]I break with thee, I break with thee. Then you throw dog poop on her shoes.[/steve martin]

[Lott's Bandana]

programming is a pain

sql admin is ok, but programming can be a pain, maybe i'm too left brained

or is it i'm not enough left brained
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/184/brainvs4.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

[Howzit]

Break it up, you two. Everyone in school knows that sb93 sniffs his own farts anyway.

Well, who doesn't?

[soonerboomer93]

when my sinus's get extra congested, i just drop a nice alli fart


they're also good for making sure you have plenty of room at the movie theatre

[bri]

The new Tulsa PSRC is wicked cool.

That is all.

[bri]

God, I can't even skim the football board at this point. Everyone's obsession with who should be ranked where and who lost to an unranked team and blah blah f*cking blah makes me want to stab my internets.

Hate. Hate so much.

[soonerboomer93]

boo halloween candy, ended up breaking down and consuming some...


and waking up with a massive migraine was the suck today..

[bri]

Heh. (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/11/03/stacey-dales-has-had-just-enough-of-erin-andrews/)

[soonerboomer93]

Well, since Heroes isn't on tonight

and it's tomorrow is armageddon

I'm going to go see Zach and Miri tonight, then find a hooker to butcher...

[Frozen Sooner]

That's not a bad idea. Particularly if Jerk has left any around.

[bri]

Look, I enjoy senseless murder as much as the next guy, but you two suck at hookers.

[Frozen Sooner]

Bri, you gotta understand something about hookers.

Dead ones don't testify.

[bri]

Dude, if they're testifying...you're doing it wrong.

Very wrong.

[Frozen Sooner]

You do it your way, I'll do it mine. All I know is that with MY way you'll never have to enter my name into a database. :D

[bri]

With MY way, I get a discount. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

With my way, you don't have to pay at all. :D

[bri]

Murder and stealing?

You're just low, man. :D

[soonerboomer93]

well, he is from alaska...

[bri]

Oh, you betcha!

[Frozen Sooner]

Murder and stealing?

You're just low, man. :D

Technically, if they're dead, it's not stealing, it's looting.

And loot is wonderful.

[BigRedJed]

Wait a minute. Are they dead before or after you take it? 'Cause that definitely changes things.

[bri]

You know what's been great about this election? Each side was convinced the other was going to win, and now that it's over the winning side is freaking out harder than the losing side.

Oh, and that we won. That's pretty great, too. :D

[bri]

It's 12 hours later...and I'm still freaking out, man.

[Frozen Sooner]

Are you?

Freaking out?

Man?

[bri]

Littering aaaaaaand...

Littering aaaaaaand...

Littering aaaaaaand...

Littering aaaaaaand....

[Frozen Sooner]

REEFER!!!

[bri]

YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-EE-CO?!?

[RacerX]

I look at it like recruiting. We don't what we have until 3-4 years from now.

[soonerboomer93]

I had a snack last night, it was summer sausage made from venison, pork, jalapeno's and cheddar.
It was delicious


And I'm pretty sure it made some guy say "oh damn" and run away when he walked into the facilities...

[proud gonzo]

TOTP, bitches!

not to ruin SicEm's fail-fest, but i'd like to mention that this weekend TWO chicks each said they'd do me if they were lesbians. and they're both hotter than SicEm's drama chick

[frankensooner]

Yeah, prove it. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

TOTP, bitches!

not to ruin SicEm's fail-fest, but i'd like to mention that this weekend TWO chicks each said they'd do me if they were lesbians. and they're both hotter than SicEm's drama chick

Big deal. I'd do you if they were lesbians too.

[bri]

i'd like to mention that this weekend TWO chicks each said they'd do me if they were lesbians.

Is that?.....Did it?......Yep, I just got a boner from something pg said.

Well, this is awkward.

[proud gonzo]

Yeah, prove it. ;)There were about 8 witnesses. :D

[soonerboomer93]

TOTP, bitches!

but i'd like to mention that this weekend TWO chicks each said they'd do me if they were lesbians.

excuse me, i shall need a moment...or 20...

[bri]

There were about 8 witnesses. :D

Well, that was awkward. Again.

[Frozen Sooner]

For what it's worth, as of today I'm officially 40 pounds lighter than I was in June, and 10 pounds lighter than I was at the Washington game.

60 more to go.

[soonerboomer93]

it would be really awkward if they had filmed it

[soonerboomer93]

For what it's worth, as of today I'm officially 40 pounds lighter than I was in June, and 10 pounds lighter than I was at the Washington game.

60 more to go.

good work

i'm going to the gym today, so i'll check then



oh, and every keep yer fingers crossed, I may be heading back to asia for an undetermined lenght of time...

[bri]

it would be really awkward if they had filmed it

Why do you hate kittens?

[proud gonzo]

witnesses of them SAYING they'd do me if they were lesbians, not of them actually PROVING it. :rolleyes:

geez, i make a harmless little statement and y'all have to blow it out of proportion.

[yermom]

i had no idea PG was a lesbian

:hot:

[bri]

witnesses of them SAYING they'd do me if they were lesbians, not of them actually PROVING it. :rolleyes:

geez, i make a harmless little statement and y'all have to blow it out of proportion.

Hey, you're the one who left the original statements vague enough for us to horn it up with brain movies of girl-on-nerd-girl action in front of an approving gallery.

[proud gonzo]

you're welcome.

[bri]

Now I feel terrible 'cause I didn't get you anything.

[GottaHavePride]

I'd say "lalalai'mnotlistening" but I was there when the girls said it.

And both of the girls that are hot for PG have spectacular knockers.

[bri]

Sadly, this stretch of thread is the only action I've gotten in months.

SELF-ZANG!

[soonerboomer93]

I'd say "lalalai'mnotlistening" but I was there when the girls said it.

And both of the girls that are hot for PG have spectacular knockers.

as long as you and PG don't get all ****ed up on absinthe, i'm sure it'll be just fine

:D

[Frozen Sooner]

I'd say "lalalai'mnotlistening" but I was there when the girls said it.

And both of the girls that are hot for PG have spectacular knockers.

Hey, GHP?

Guys want to have sex with your little sister.

Here's another secret:

Welcome to being a dude with a little sister.

;)

[soonerboomer93]

Hey, GHP?

Guys and girls want to have sex with your little sister.



fixed...

[Frozen Sooner]

Good point.

[Cam]

I'd say "lalalai'mnotlistening" but I was there when the girls said it.

And both of the girls that are hot for PG have spectacular knockers.

Pics dude, pics...

[bri]

as long as you and PG don't get all ****ed up on absinthe, i'm sure it'll be just fine

:D

They really ARE the worst twins ever!

[soonerboomer93]

For what it's worth, as of today I'm officially 40 pounds lighter than I was in June, and 10 pounds lighter than I was at the Washington game.

60 more to go.

I'm down 20ish pounds as of today (can't remember exactly what my starting point was) since the UW game.

I've almost lost what the dr. recommended as a minimum, hit the first goal last week, 21 more lbs to goal 2, I'd like to lose 50 more though. Just have to see how it all goes.

[proud gonzo]

I'd say "lalalai'mnotlistening" but I was there when the girls said it.

And both of the girls that are hot for PG have spectacular knockers.

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/3843/knockers2hc.jpg

[NormanPride]

I need to read this thread more often.

[bri]

It did take an unexpected turn for the awesome, didn't it? :D

[soonerboomer93]

atleast we can all set aside the "sweet and innocent" pg notion

;)

[bri]

It is a bit of a shock to the system.

[Frozen Sooner]

Dude. She has "Gonzo" in her user name.

She's a filthy little monkey.

[soonerboomer93]

dance filthy little monkey, dance...

[proud gonzo]

Dude. She has "Gonzo" in her user name.

She's a filthy little monkey.
It's from the MUPPETS! :mad:

[Frozen Sooner]

It's from the MUPPETS! :mad:

Heh.

One of my law school letters of recommendation is from a retired Superior Court judge who's back in private practice by the name of Rene Gonzalez. His e-mail address is [email protected].

I really don't want to tell him what that means...

[soonerboomer93]

didn't she used to complain when we perved this thread up?

[tommieharris91]

What the **** did I stumble into?

Is this the place where people go when they don't wanna talk politics?

[soonerboomer93]

PG pron

[tommieharris91]

PG pron
Post worthless without pics. :texan:

Ohh, and is this the place where there is a pic of SicEmDramaHoe? If so, where? I'm too damn lazy to dig through 700 pages of this strange place.

[bri]

didn't she used to complain when we perved this thread up?

Apparently she only likes it when we perv it up with her.

Just like a woman. :D

[soonerboomer93]

strange how jealousy works

[BigRedJed]

Best avatar you've ever had. And you've had some doozies.

[bri]

???

Kudos, man. In a thread that is basically one huge non sequitor, you have confused the hell out of everyone. :D

[BigRedJed]

:les: THE CAIN'S BALLROOM AVATAR IS THE BEST AVATAR YOU'VE EVER HAD!!

[bri]

See, was that so hard?

Thanks. I took that with my trusty camera phone when I went to get my Atmosphere and Hayes Carll tickets at lunch. Who knew those things took pictures of stuff besides junk and unsuspecting chicks?

[soonerboomer93]

they do not

liar...

[BigRedJed]

:les: BRI UPSKIRTS!!

[proud gonzo]

Apparently she only likes it when we perv it up with her.

Just like a woman. :D
yeah, but when you're all pervy with each other it's just gross. :eddie:

[Frozen Sooner]

I can't believe it's taken me this long to listen to MC Chris.

[yermom]

i keep meaning to...

and the Cain's avatar is teh awesome. i love that place

[soonerboomer93]

Fett's Vette is in the new Kevin Smith movie

[soonerboomer93]

I was supposed to met with one of my former drinkin cohorts in Korea, but his wife was coming into town, so he cancelled.

I'm dissappointed I didn't get to hit on this one waitress at the restaraut I went to dinner at tonight. I had a killer line for her (which means it was utterly and completely lame).

[bri]

Atmosphere rocked so hard tonight. So. Hard. Slug's conversations with us between songs were pretty solid; kind of reminded me of what an mc chris show used to be like before he became all emo and jaded and cynical and ******y.

[proud gonzo]

oh boy, the ex just broke up with his girlfriend recently. he should not be allowed on instant messenger after midnight.

[Frozen Sooner]

Atmosphere rocked so hard tonight. So. Hard. Slug's conversations with us between songs were pretty solid; kind of reminded me of what an mc chris show used to be like before he became all emo and jaded and cynical and ******y.

The Roots pwnd tonight.

[bri]

oh boy, the ex just broke up with his girlfriend recently. he should not be allowed on instant messenger after midnight.

Tee hee!

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

[soonerboomer93]

and i've been wearing it proudly

[Frozen Sooner]

Tee hee!

Desperation is a stinky cologne.



Which makes me wonder:

Which do women prefer, Desperation by Iggy or Sex Panther by Mennen?

[bri]

Probably Sex Panther, by Odeon. :D

[proud gonzo]

heh

[Cam]

Gotta be Sex Panther. There's no challenge in Desperation.

[proud gonzo]

GHP has no idea what an awesome sister I am. bwahahaha

[soonerboomer93]

did you buy him a hooker? or get him setup with one of the big knocker girls?


oh, my ****ing toof hurts :mad:

[proud gonzo]

I'm talking to my friend from OSU on AIM. she's complaining about the OSU - TTech game.


hahahahahahahaha

[soonerboomer93]

you are cruel pg ;)



so I was planning on going to the Tech game in 2 weeks

but now it looks like a 75% chance I'll be in Singapore...

[proud gonzo]

:les: who's avoiding who NOW?

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, like i'm going to avoid you after the whole lesbian story came out

;)

[proud gonzo]

HEH.

[proud gonzo]

...And I didn't even mention when i got groped by a chick this summer.

[soonerboomer93]

ummm, errr, ummmm....

[proud gonzo]

it's just too easy.

[soonerboomer93]

actually, you've been completely overruled by my toof pain

[proud gonzo]

i've spent all evening, it seems, working on my screenplay and i've written a lousy TWO PAGES. that's it.

dammit.

[soonerboomer93]

well, apparently it's not about your lesbian experiances during 2008, because you'd have way more done then that

[Frozen Sooner]

Really how much dialog do you need for lesbian porn?

[proud gonzo]

lol

[Frozen Sooner]

I wonder if gay women get as turned on by straight porn as straight guys do by lesbian porn.

[soonerboomer93]

or maybe they get turned on by movies with all male casts?

[bri]

i've spent all evening, it seems, working on my screenplay and i've written a lousy TWO PAGES. that's it.

dammit.

Try double-spacing.

[proud gonzo]

yeah, it's screenplay format so you can't really DO that...

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, then, Kevin Smith, perhaps you should concentrate on some more terse dialog instead of launching into a five minute soliloquy every page.

;)

By the way, did you notice in Zack and Miri that Smith finally managed to move away from a stationary camera two-shot?

[soonerboomer93]

the wrap party scene was probably the best camera work I've ever seen in 1 of his movies.

Kevin's always said he's not great at the camera work

[bri]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3214/3017915624_7c8b69268b.jpg

[proud gonzo]

I think I'm gonna p*ke I always misread that as "poke". i mean, rightly so to censor that word.

[yermom]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3214/3017915624_7c8b69268b.jpg

an easy place to find dickwheels in Tulsa

[NormanPride]

Who here thinks I'm an admin? I just got a PM from someone about admin type stuff along with Phil, Mike, Veritittays, etc... Am I that cool?

[OU4LIFE]

quite acting like you're NOT an admin...


pfffft.

[NormanPride]

Hush, or I'll change your password.

[bri]

Who here thinks I'm an admin? I just got a PM from someone about admin type stuff along with Phil, Mike, Veritittays, etc... Am I that cool?

You should feel honored. All the cool kids get mistaken for mods. :D

[bri]

Houston Nutt's twin daughters make my wiener glad to be alive. (http://deadspin.com/5081988/college-football-roundup-the-hailey-and-hanna-nutt-edition)

:D

[Frozen Sooner]

I ain't an admin.

If I were, I could actually do something when I get fifty e-mails from people whining about the mean thing someone said on their reputation comments.

[soonerboomer93]

that reminds me, time to go neg the n00bs on the football forum :D

[tommieharris91]

Houston Nutt's twin daughters make my wiener glad to be alive. (http://deadspin.com/5081988/college-football-roundup-the-hailey-and-hanna-nutt-edition)

:D

From that blog:


Right now Mike Hamilton should be on eBay trying to buy Blackbeard's sword and then offer to dip it in the blood of a virgin (hint she won't be a Tri-Delt in Knoxville) for signing.

Is there such a thing as a virgin Tri-Delt?

[Cam]

Houston Nutt's twin daughters make my wiener glad to be alive. (http://deadspin.com/5081988/college-football-roundup-the-hailey-and-hanna-nutt-edition)

:D

If I was a coach, the last place I'd want my daughters was at the same college as I working. There's just way too much information that goes thru the grapevine very quickly.

[bri]

Is there such a thing as a virgin Tri-Delt?

If there is, they're doing it wrong.

[proud gonzo]

I am DEFINITELY going over my text message limit this month. Between K and opera dude, my inbox is stuffed.









pffff. i had to say it. :O

but seriously--they REALLY like text messaging.

[proud gonzo]

dammit. we're talking about pie. and now i'm hungry for pie. dammit.

[proud gonzo]

I have to go to bed before I decide to bake something. Argh.

[Frozen Sooner]

I am DEFINITELY going over my text message limit this month. Between K and opera dude, my inbox is stuffed.









pffff. i had to say it. :O

but seriously--they REALLY like text messaging.

Lame.

[bri]

I am DEFINITELY going over my text message limit this month. Between K and opera dude, my inbox is stuffed.

Text slut. :D

[yermom]

mmm... pie

[NormanPride]

mmm... text

[soonerboomer93]

mmm...slut

[bri]

Careful, you'll p*ss off Jordin Sparks.

[soonerboomer93]

oh noes

[bri]

Gina Carano has put a rear naked choke on my heart. (http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=11596)

[NormanPride]

That guy in the back had the look of peace on his face only attained through realization that your current state is the happiest you will ever be.

[soonerboomer93]

that he did

[bri]

I think it's more like he was trying to capture every last detail in his brain camera for later.

fapfapfap

[tommieharris91]

Pic #5 = LOLz, then a great feeling in my pants.

[Frozen Sooner]

I'm actually halfway considering going to law school at OU. I think they're going to come up with a pretty significant money offer to make this happen, I'd be able to go to OU games every week, OU Law is actually kind of decent, and housing is cheap.

On the other hand, that'd effectively kill my chances of ever teaching.

[proud gonzo]

how would that kill your chances of teaching?

[Frozen Sooner]

Because when they're looking at potential professors, they really frown on your undergraduate and postgraduate degrees being from the same place. They want to make sure you've been exposed to diversity of thought.

[proud gonzo]

GOTCHA. I forgot you did your undergrad here.

Because you're old.

;)

[Frozen Sooner]

GOTCHA. I forgot you did your undergrad here.

Because you're old.

;)

I'm so old they may not know I did.

Dammit

Hey, if I'm back in Norman you wanna hook me up with your hot friends? You can tell them my "Play Boomer Sooner on your flag" joke. :D

[soonerboomer93]

sicem stole froze's password...

[Frozen Sooner]

You have to have an undergraduate degree to go to law school, Josh.

[soonerboomer93]

oh, the strong odor of desperation from that post just had me confused, Mike. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

Listen, it's not like I said "Hey, let me meet your friends in Norman so I can write long-*** month-long threads about how I fail to get in their pants."

[soonerboomer93]

you should have, that could have been great reading :D

[soonerboomer93]

****, sometimes i hate databases

[NormanPride]

Sometimes? When do you not hate them?

[bri]

Listen, it's not like I said "Hey, let me meet your friends in Norman so I can write long-*** month-long threads about how I fail to get in their pants."

You could always just do what GHP does and post about it in here. :D

[soonerboomer93]

Sometimes? When do you not hate them?

somedays i hate them more then others

like today, when i had to write an access database for 2 queries (each consisting of 2 seperate tables) so I can combo all this information

Frankly, i'm redoing about 400k entries now, when I wouldn't have to do barely any if the coder would change part of the code.

[soonerboomer93]

is it fair to bitch about someone elses code when I just found a bunch I ****ed up?


i'm thinking yes

[GottaHavePride]

You could always just do what GHP does and post about it in here. :D

The difference is I fail to get with some very hot women.

[Frozen Sooner]

The difference is I fail to get with some very hot women.

Yeah, me too.

[proud gonzo]

heh

[bri]

The difference is I fail to get with some very hot women.

So does your sister, apparently.

The only difference is, she chose to fail. :D

[bri]

dBg1DE0EZMo

[NormanPride]

heh.

You dress like a Hawaiian hobo!

[bri]

WU-TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN!

R.I.P., O.D.B.

[soonerboomer93]

O.D.B. Lives

[proud gonzo]

hmm... i was up until 4 a.m. painting last night. At what time does it officially become the next morning rather than the last night?

[yermom]

either when i wake up or when the Sun comes up

[proud gonzo]

gotcha.

[soonerboomer93]

it's when you wake up

because i've um, been in the bars until after the sun came up very late saturday night before

[bri]

I hate early, but I love late.

These games are horrible. Why did I bother waking up from my nap?

[soonerboomer93]

i haven't watched any games today, other then kinda at the gym, but of course, the elipticals are on the back row, farthest away from the tv's

[bri]

At this point, I'm just waiting for Tulsa/Hooston to start. 7:00 can't get here fast enough.

[soonerboomer93]

242 bitches, and my heart rate is peaking lower and behaving better then it was even 2 weeks ago

of course i'm at my friends house in houston and they ordered pizza for dinner. His wife was kind enough to offer me some left over fish (the fish I caught) and rice.

I think I'll go to hooters and partake in hotwings and bud light

[bri]

Sounds like a plan.

[soonerboomer93]

not that the pizza doesn't look tasty and damn I want to partake in it

[bri]

I'd only give in if it was from Uno's.

[Cam]

It's Saturday, treat yourself to some pizza. Need to do that every once in a while or you'll drive yourself nuts.

[bri]

Oh my god, this Tulsa game is making me sick. The only reason I haven't turned it off in disgust is I paid fifteen bucks to watch it. :mad:

[Cam]

They getting whacked?

[bri]

35-10, Houston's leading.

[proud gonzo]

hmm... i rather like today. Today has been good :D

[bri]

I'm glad someone's enjoying their day, because mine is sucking mega super huge donkey balls.

[proud gonzo]

HAHAHAHAHA



that's me laughing at you for not being as awesome as me ;)

[bri]

At least I know what overalls are called.

[proud gonzo]

whatever. My grandpa called em overhauls, and that's what they are.

[bri]

Hey, it's okay. You're still book smart.

Oh, wait, the dictionary is a book. Nevermind, then. :D

[soonerboomer93]

****ing ufc fight

couldn't even get a seat

so I went to outback

I should have just had a couple slices of pizza

[soonerboomer93]

It's Saturday, treat yourself to some pizza. Need to do that every once in a while or you'll drive yourself nuts.

I know, my treat was going to be the beer and well, all the nice extra that are in the wings, especially since I split a pint of ben and jerry's cinnamon buns ice cream this week over 2 nights


I've had plenty of bread this week and frankly too much just makes me feel fat(ter) anymore

[proud gonzo]

Hey, it's okay. You're still book smart.

Oh, wait, the dictionary is a book. Nevermind, then. :Dyeah, like you're one to talk about people using words that aren't in the dictionary. Besides, dictionaries are records of how language is used. :P

[bri]

So in 100 years, perhaps your rampant misuse of "overhauls" will be accepted? ;)

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, like you're one to talk about people using words that aren't in the dictionary. Besides, dictionaries are records of how language is used. :P

then you better get to posting on wikipedia and urban dictionary ;)

[soonerboomer93]

lol, i just found this on urbandictionaty


No, no! The mechanic WEARS the overall. He DOES the overhaul.

[Frozen Sooner]

****ing ufc fight

couldn't even get a seat

so I went to outback

I should have just had a couple slices of pizza

Let me sum up:

Brock Lesnar beat the **** out of Randy Couture in the second round. To the point where I think Couture thinks he's a Silva.