[frankensooner]

lol. A vajority of the hobosexuals in this thread like to wi-five each other after making their (allegedly) humorous posts. lol

[Mongo]

give me a can of ranch style beans and 12 hours of incubation, I can fart you the Star Spangled Banner

[soonerboomer93]

just because i'm on an airplane traveling international doesn't meant that certain **** from the south oval needs to be carried into the IT

cut it out ****tards

[proud gonzo]

no joke.

[KABOOKIE]

lol. A vajority of the hobosexuals in this thread like to wi-five each other after making their (allegedly) humorous posts. lol


teh win!

[proud gonzo]

I drove from Norman to Wichita today. There was packed snow/ice on the road starting around Perry, but as soon as I crossed over the kansas border the road was clean and nearly dry. I've decided Oklahoma just really sucks at winter.

[yermom]

Kansas just pwns at highways

[proud gonzo]

man, I miss the days when doleo was obsessed with trying to get in here. that was high entertainment.

[GottaHavePride]

I swear, I have one busy week at work and the whole place gets turded up. Looks like a herd of chimpanzees hit this place.

[yermom]

man, I miss the days when doleo was obsessed with trying to get in here. that was high entertainment.

if ever there was a reason to hate 1TC...

[1stTimeCaller]

I think I read somewhere Doleo said that it was yermom that told him how to get in here...

:D

[Howzit]

I once summoned a Harpy Eagle to my shoulder by emulating it's mating call using two armpit hairs.

[1stTimeCaller]

I can turn a bathtub into a hottub.

[jk the sooner fan]

i've learned two things from the last few pages


1. sas imagines EVERYTHING

2. the wool can be pulled over anybody's eyes....

[1stTimeCaller]

are you one of Jeremy's little friends?

[jk the sooner fan]

have i been lumped in with "those people" now?

[NormanPride]

You've always been "those people". Your parents were afraid to tell you when you were born, though. Most likely because you were "those people".

;)

[jk the sooner fan]

damn i hate when that happens

[SoonerBorn68]

Thanks for the new title guys. It fits.

[frankensooner]

gosh the IT thread gets interesting and some people call it turding up. ;)

I like it better than: "What are you doing this weekend? I dunno, what are you doing?" ;) ;) ;)


I kid because I love.

[Mongo]

I once landed a DC-10 cause me and the pilot got drunk in the airport and he couldnt hang wif my drinkin skilz

[Howzit]

I once served Bernard Loiseau faux-escargot fashioned from lard and peanut shells, and he was none the wiser.

[frankensooner]

I once killed a toothless alligator in a ball pit at Chuck E Cheeses with nothing but my bare, oiled hands.

[1stTimeCaller]

I hear that you spend a lot of time in ball pits

[Mixer!]

I once killed a toothless alligator in a ball pit at Chuck E Cheese's with nothing but my pee-soaked hands.
:eek:










;)

[KABOOKIE]

Hey 1TC. What are you doing this weekend?

[1stTimeCaller]

Not much. Going to a birthday party tonight. Tomorrow I'm going probably have my way with some fat chicks.

What are you doing?

[KABOOKIE]

Looking for a "new" used car. Tomorrow I'll be over at the SIL's for the big SB party.

[1stTimeCaller]

where is that?

[KABOOKIE]

sis-in-law's? Wichititty.

[frankensooner]

I hear the roads are clear up that-away. Drive safe though.

[KABOOKIE]

Hey thanks. I only have to drive 3.6 miles though. ;)

[1stTimeCaller]

what kind of food are y'all going to be eating?

[KABOOKIE]

Oh your usual cook out stuff, dogs, burgers, veggie platter, chips, soda and schtuff.

[soonerboomer93]

I'll be in Norman

1 night only, on the 15th

anyone want to hook up, let me know

(subject to weather conditions since I have to drive from Denver to Houston and will take the southern route if the weather looks worse on the Kansas route)

[GottaHavePride]

sis-in-law's? Wichititty.
You should totally go see the opera before the game. ;)

[GottaHavePride]

I'll be in Norman

1 night only, on the 15th

anyone want to hook up, let me know

(subject to weather conditions since I have to drive from Denver to Houston and will take the southern route if the weather looks worse on the Kansas route)

I'd be in if you stopped in Wichita. Unfortunately I gots to work, so I can't get to Nerman that night.

[bri]

Hi!

[BigRedJed]

http://www.usstormshelters.com/images/P5201155.JPG

[soonerboomer93]

I'd be in if you stopped in Wichita. Unfortunately I gots to work, so I can't get to Nerman that night.

maybe i'll stop in wichita that friday

they got a nice strip club with a buffet?

[GottaHavePride]

maybe i'll stop in wichita that friday

they got a nice strip club with a buffet?

No.

Not that I'd know from personal experience.

[does Craig Ferguson alternating "yeah" "no" head shakes]

[soonerboomer93]

you gots to get out more

:D

[frankensooner]

http://www.usstormshelters.com/images/P5201155.JPG
That is one heck of a rib smoker.

[soonerbrat]

what is this thread,and why am i subscribed to it?

[1stTimeCaller]

it's a place for us social misfits.

[soonerboomer93]

it's my happy place

why are you in my happy place?

;)

[soonerboomer93]

i'm ****in tired of being in pain

cleaning my injury with alcohol was apparently a really bad idea

[critical_phil]

i'd recommend an enema.

ywia.

[SoonerGirl06]

it's a place for us social misfits.

The vajority of us don't feel that way.

[NormanPride]

vajority...?

[proud gonzo]

i was wondering the same thing

[yermom]

well, you guys aren't in the vajority, apparently

[GottaHavePride]

Every time I see VeeJay's username I think VaJayJay. Is that bad?

[leavingthezoo]

i think that's normal. well, for here i mean.

[1stTimeCaller]

Every time I see VeeJay's username I think VaJayJay. Is that bad?
I think the same thing so it can't be bad.

[jk the sooner fan]

Every time I see VeeJay's username I think VaJayJay. Is that bad?

grey's anatomy would like to thank you

[proud gonzo]

i'm guessing he's never even watched an episode of grey's anatomy.

[frankensooner]

That is Oprah Winfrey's word for it, long before Grey's Anatomy.

And it is great to be a member of the silent vagority. (better than being a hobosexual.)

[GottaHavePride]

I never watch Oprah OR Grey's Anatomy. I'll have to thank you turds for that one being in my brain. ;)

And I'll have to thank BSG for "turds". :D

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, i saw that on the board also

[proud gonzo]

*sigh* people on the football board think i'm a dude.

[leavingthezoo]

wait. you're not a dude? ;)

[proud gonzo]

hehe

[jk the sooner fan]

i'm guessing he's never even watched an episode of grey's anatomy.

i'm guessing my comment was really just a joke



note to self - more smiley faces

[Harry Beanbag]

i'm guessing my comment was really just a joke



note to self - more smiley faces


Don't bother, it's just the internet.

[1stTimeCaller]

My guess is 4.

did I win?

[soonerboomer93]

nope, you loose

[Harry Beanbag]

nope, you loose


That's what Mongo keeps telling everyone.

[1stTimeCaller]

nope, you loose

awww man, I never win.:(

[NormanPride]

At least you have a large rooster, right?

[leavingthezoo]

maybe that rooster just has a teeny, tiny man?

[1stTimeCaller]

maybe that rooster just has a teeny, tiny man?

shhhhhhhhh:O

[NormanPride]

That's deep, zoo. Deep.

[soonerboomer93]

so the Genie gave him a 12" pianist?

[soonerboomer93]

i hate going to the eye doctor

I can't see **** right now

[Beef]

boogers.:kelvin:

[proud gonzo]

Hi Beef! *waves*

[Beef]

boogers.:kelvin:
Drats! Foiled again!

[Beef]

Hi Beef! *waves*
Hi PG!!

[Beef]

I need a new avatar...even though God does still hate them.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I need a new avatar...even though God does still hate them.

How about your picture on a milk carton with the word "FOUND" stamped across it?

[leavingthezoo]

or boogers.

[leavingthezoo]

um, the word "boogers"... not actual boogers because that would be wrong.

[KABOOKIE]

I've seen 1TC nekkids from the waist down. Anyone else wanna see PM me. No Mongo you've already seen the picture. In fact I think you took it.

[soonerboomer93]

going through 4 months of mail = suck

[proud gonzo]

going through 4 months of mail = suckhehe

[soonerboomer93]

abscess infection = fail

thank you mr dr for pushing on it so ****ing hard trying to get drainage before you did the incision. That only left me in ****ing pain for like 10 minutes. If you hadn't of done that, I wouldn't have been in as much pain when you put the needle for the anesthetic. Especially since you didn't end up getting the swab until after you did the incision.

But yes, thank you for the vicoden

[NormanPride]

I hate the ticketing system we use. I used to work on it, and I hated it then. Mercury is the suck.

[soonerboomer93]

I hate that my database won't attach to the sql server

but i'll **** with it later when i'm not stoned on vicoden

[soonerboomer93]

whooo hoo

more vicoden


this thing tickles almost as much as it hurts

(maybe from being so swollen)

[BigRedJed]

Easy there, Heath.

[BigRedJed]

Too soon?

[yermom]

:eek:

[soonerboomer93]

shut up and pass me the xanax

[BigRedJed]

The real question is whether you get to go in daily for the next month or so for wound care and packing with gauze strips. 'Cause that's the shiznit.

[Frozen Sooner]

abscess infection = fail

thank you mr dr for pushing on it so ****ing hard trying to get drainage before you did the incision. That only left me in ****ing pain for like 10 minutes. If you hadn't of done that, I wouldn't have been in as much pain when you put the needle for the anesthetic. Especially since you didn't end up getting the swab until after you did the incision.

But yes, thank you for the vicoden

So this one time I developed a lump right below my armpit. It didn't hurt or anything, but was a little squashy to the touch. Being a guy of around 30, I of course didn't go to the doctor or anything, I just let it sit there. If it doesn't hurt, it's not a problem, right?

About a month later, I'd completely forgotten about this thing ('cause who goes rummaging around in their armpit, am I right?) I noticed some fluid trickling down my side.[

I looked and this lump had some clearish liquid dripping from it.

Anyhow, I did what any guy would do and squeezed it.

I'm telling you, junk shot out about 3 feet. The squashy thing went away, though.


Any literary agents around? I'm looking for representation for that story.

[BigRedJed]

I suddenly find you far less sexy than I used to.

[proud gonzo]

GAH, froze. :eek:

[Frozen Sooner]

GAH, froze. :eek:

Yeah, I know. My armpit eruption has the sexy effect on the ladies.

[leavingthezoo]

geez mike. the next time my brain starts screaming, "ABORT! ABORT!" early on in your post... i think i'll listen.

EWWWWWWWW!

[soonerboomer93]

trust me, i wish i could have just done the squeeze and spray **** and then let it go away

actually, it was draining before i went to the dr today, but well, when something is so swollen the skin started to peel i figured i'd better go have him check it. Oh, and it is painful before he cut into it.

[Frozen Sooner]

geez mike. the next time my brain starts screaming, "ABORT! ABORT!" early on in your post... i think i'll listen.

EWWWWWWWW!

Yeah, pretty much any time a story starts out with me quoting someone talking about their abcess, you probably want to just skip over it.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/other/greyblink.gif

[BigRedJed]

Sometime I'll tell you about the one I got on my front butt.

[soonerboomer93]

heh

i should have taken pictures of the volcanic eruption after he did the incision


(well, it wasn't a volcanic, but it did drain pretty good and nasty

[OUDoc]

Amateurs.

[BigRedJed]

Cram it, professional absess drainer. You prolly save it and take it home, sicko.

[soonerboomer93]

Sorry doc, i would have come to you, but well you know, 10 hour drive just to have it drained would have been a bit much

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Oh, I'll bet he'd do more than drain it.

:mack:

[BigRedJed]

Actually, I found that driving loosened mine up and made for better oozing. Of course, it was on my front butt, so there was lots of pressure from my lower fat roll when I was seated.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/other/greyblink.gif

[soonerboomer93]

right pec

seatbelt feels awesome when i strap it across there

[OKC-SLC]

Amateurs.
srsly.

[NormanPride]

Ugh. Now my OJ doesn't look nearly as tasty.

[Beef]

Cram it, professional absess drainer. You prolly save it and take it home, sicko.
Mmmmm...salad dressing.

[soonerboomer93]

so, i got dried up fluids on some shirts of my t-shirts

no problem, i'll put them in the wash

put them in there, grab the detergent, pour it in

then look at the bottle

hope the bleach was really color safe

[NormanPride]

Oops. Are all of your shirts pink now?

[soonerboomer93]

actually, it was 4 light grey shirts, grey sweat pants and 1 red hoodie

no color change (I always do colors on cold anyways)
no stains from the body fluids

[Mixer!]

I feel so out of touch everytime I click on the WAYLT thread. Great suggestions on songs and artists I've never heard of before. :(

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

That's what it's all about.

:)

[Beef]

WAYLT=Hokey Pokey?

[NormanPride]

Beef's avvie's glowing dog eyes haunt my dreams.

[leavingthezoo]

soonerfans is holding me hostage. it's the ONLY site i can access for some dumb reason. (i've cleared the cache and did virus scans... it doesn't appear my computer has picked up the internet herpes.)

any ideas geniuses?

[GottaHavePride]

Beef's avvie's glowing dog eyes haunt my dreams.

I keep hearing it say "Zuul".

[proud gonzo]

I keep hearing it say "Zuul".Are you the Keymaster?

[Frozen Sooner]

Are you the Keymaster?

When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!

[soonerboomer93]

Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

[soonerboomer93]

We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.

[Frozen Sooner]

Would you like some popcorn?

Would I like some popcorn?

Yes, have some

Yes, have some

[soonerboomer93]

As they say in T.V., I'm sure there's one big question on everybody's mind, and I imagine you are the man to answer that. How is Elvis, and have you seen him lately?

[leavingthezoo]

my mistake was calling you people geniuses, wasn't it? sigh.

[proud gonzo]

oh, this is genius at work

[soonerboomer93]

Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable. You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman!

[NormanPride]

Isn't there a Ghostbusters game coming out soon?

[proud gonzo]

don't think so, but THIS is: http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/bekindrewind/large.html

[yermom]

that looks flippin' awesome

[proud gonzo]

YES.

[leavingthezoo]

thanks buckets for all your help! the problem has been resolved.

slackers.

[bri]

It was crossing the streams that fixed it, wasn't it?

[leavingthezoo]

yes.

what?

[bri]

http://movie-cat.com/images/stories/Post/Oct2007/ghostbusters.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

i think the doctor likes putting me in pain. He had to repack it today and was hitting along the edge of the incision.

I even took a vicodin before I left, but hell, that's only a pain killer, not the same as anethesia (however you freakin spell it)

[BigRedJed]

Mmm... ...abcess repacking. I got to enjoy that every day for about a month. IN MY BELLY!!

[Frozen Sooner]

On your front-butt?

So, this one time I had a pimple in my ear that was so bad I ended up draining from the other side of the ear. Gross, huh?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Deer. Lord.

[BigRedJed]

On your front-butt?

So, this one time I had a pimple in my ear that was so bad I ended up draining from the other side of the ear. Gross, huh?
No, the series of abcesses I had on my front butt were more like carbunkles or massive ingrown hairs, and were caused by a recurring MRSA infection.

The packing was done on a massive abcess I got as a result of an abdominal surgery (umbilical hernia reconstruction). They turned my outie into an innie, but gave me a bad infection in the process. I had to wear a big diaper on my belly for a month while the abcess drained through the open hole, conducted by the guaze strip. Nothing like an open wound for a month.

The MRSA carbuncle things on my front butt were more painful per square inch, though. Firey. And they would rupture and drain fluid all over. It was sweet.

[BigRedJed]

The best part about the wound care process was when they shoved the guaze into the open hole with a wooden Q-Tip, burying it 2 to 3 inches in my abdominal wall. That was awesome.

[proud gonzo]

I am SO glad this was not the topic of conversation at lunch the other day.

[BigRedJed]

I can't believe I missed it. I talked about everything else under the sun.

[BigRedJed]

When the guaze came out of the abcess hole, it looked a lot like the noodles in your soup.

[Frozen Sooner]

OK, Jed, I can top that pain.

When I was about 13, I got testicular torsion. Repeatedly. Apparently, I was born without the little attachy things that keep that from happening. So I had to have surgery to attach the little buggers right so I wouldn't get torsion.

They gave me a bunch of painkillers to take. 'Cause, you know, I just had someone cutting and sewing on the boys. However, my older brother has had his issues with addiction, so I was really worried about addiction. So I refused to take them. Seriously. Not a one.

[Frozen Sooner]

Plus side of this, by the way, is when people are playing "compare the scar" I always win.

Wanna see what a cat's brain looks like?

[BigRedJed]

That sucks. It was probably pretty close to when I was about 6 or 7, jumping on the bed with my cousins despite being told repeatedly by my parents not to.

When I fell off and broke my arm, I was so afraid of getting in trouble for the bed jumping that I didn't tell anyone that my arm hurt. I walked around with a broken arm for several days, until I finally broke down and told my mom what happened. They had to rebreak my arm before they could set it.

Was it like that?

[BigRedJed]

On second thought, no painkiller after surgery on your junk probably wins.

[Frozen Sooner]

No, it was more like the feeling you get when someone cuts open your man bits, then takes a curved needle and thread then sews your inner man bits to your outer man bits, then sews your outer man bits back together.

That's pretty much what it felt like.

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, they have to pull the packing sunday, we'll see if they have to repack. I'll be saving my last vicodin for sunday morning, before I go in and have them do the repack. The pain comes mainly from him hitting the edge of the incision. That's where it hurts like a beast. Although he did have to use less packing today. But still he stick about 6 inches of that 1/4" gauze into me.

I'm still waiting on lab results back though, but i'm on bactrim for right now

[soonerboomer93]

Mike wins

[Frozen Sooner]

Heh.

I have a VERY high threshhold of pain.

[soonerboomer93]

i do ok with pain for the most part, however when it hits my threshold, i'm over

[sanantoniosooner]

I once endured 2 1/2 hours listening to my MIL yap nonstop.

[NormanPride]

That's pretty bad. Worse than listening to Vorgon poetry, even. What part did you gnaw off to survive?

I don't have many pain-related stories. Getting an ulcer when I was in 4th grade about takes the cake for me.

[olevetonahill]

Get Shot stabbed and stomped .
Then Get Back to me Ok ?
Oh and have a Live Grenade , (Not from Riverside) .
Blow up Next to you .
I quit

[1stTimeCaller]

Vet, quit being a *****.

[KABOOKIE]

Hey 1TC wacha doing this weekend?

[1stTimeCaller]

Right now I'm wishing Saturday morning cartoons were cool like they were when I was a kid.

I'll probably head into McAlester in a little while. A buddy of mine just bought a Piper Cherokee and he's been burning holes in the sky and wants to pick me up and cruise around.

Wha choo doin?

[KABOOKIE]

Sweet. Woncha fly the thing up to wichitty and we'll go fer a spin.

I'ma just sitting here watch the boys tear it up on MX vs ATV on the XBOX. Prolly go to a b-day party later on. Tomorrow I'll be flying all day.

[1stTimeCaller]

we don't know how to gett to Kansas from here. My buddy's gonna use this plane to build time and then get into his dad's 206 next year. I guess I'll be the proud owner of the Cherokee next year.

I fired my instructor and have a new guy that will bring the plane to me so I can fly dang near every day and it won't take me two years to get my private certificate.

[KABOOKIE]

Follow I-35 north. ;)

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2166/dsc03874fw7.jpg

[1stTimeCaller]

we'll be there by 5. Have dinner ready

[KABOOKIE]

aight. hope you like grits.

[1stTimeCaller]

out

[soonerboomer93]

suck it hills and tree people

This is why I love Colorado
http://a430.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/114/l_5641eb5885f414bac1505cdcc1cce5f5.jpg


When Tulsa has a sunset like this, let me know
http://a179.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_930c3e5f93739b567cae6baedf9b594a.jpg
(a little blurry, but I was only going about 70 when I took it)

[Mjcpr]

It's no Bangcock.

[soonerboomer93]

hooray, i just cleaned all the dried up crud from around my incision
the packing is kinda pushing out, which might mean I don't need a repack tomorrow, i'll have to see

I do have 2 vicodins left, 1 for before i go see him and the other is incase of emergency (i.e. he has to repack and I have to see him tuesday again)

[proud gonzo]

When Tulsa has a sunset like this, let me know
http://a179.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_930c3e5f93739b567cae6baedf9b594a.jpg
(a little blurry, but I was only going about 70 when I took it)I don't know about tulsa, but kansas has awesome sunsets.

[Frozen Sooner]

http://www.calcomwebsite.com/images2007/AnchorageSunset07.jpg

http://www.alaskawriters.com/membersites/memberuploads/akwguild/HOME_Anch_Sunset.jpg

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/james.stobart/jpg/Sunset1Tok.jpgp

[soonerboomer93]

Mike knows what i'm talking about

[soonerboomer93]

well, they didn't repack today

they got back the preliminary results from the culture too

it's....strep :eek:
but i still have to take the MSRA medication along with a new antibiotic for strep

[proud gonzo]

eww

[soonerboomer93]

you know, it was less painful when it had the packing in, atleast that protected the edges of the incision

now i get to wait while it all grows back in

[BigRedJed]

Man, all you do is complain.

[soonerboomer93]

this is my bitch thread

actually, i'm happy they didn't repack
and that it isn't MSRA

[BigRedJed]

The doc was pretty sure that my huge, fluid-filled abcess was also caused by strep, although they had put me on antibiotics before they could culture it, so they couldn't be sure. The boils that were on my front butt that were so painful and that kept bursting and oozing blood and puss all over were definitely MRSA, though.

[hurricane'bone]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cats-crab-hats.jpg

[BigRedJed]

Who's the new guy?

[proud gonzo]

man, is it a bad sign if right before your alarm wakes you up, you have a dream where you're about to go to bed? :mad:

[NormanPride]

Better than dreaming that it's bedtime and your wife is in the mood right before waking up. :mad:

Well, for you I guess it would be a boytoy of some sort.

[yermom]

how about finally getting up to turn on the heat because it's ~58 degrees in your room an hour before your alarm is going to go off?

:mad:

[NormanPride]

Yeah, I woke up about an hour before my alarm went off shivering a bit, and had to decide whether or not to put on the pajama pants that were right beside the bed. I decided agin' it, and just got closer to badger under the covers. :O I'm lazy.

[proud gonzo]

**** i'm tired of coughing :mad:

[BigRedJed]

It's the monia.

[soonerboomer93]

I really need to unpack, and work on selling my old car

i'm so ****ing lazy

[yermom]

i'll give you tree fiddy

[BigRedJed]

Doh.

[proud gonzo]

It's the monia.i actually went to the doctor friday to make sure it WASN'T the monia.

[NormanPride]

Then what is it? Heartbreak? ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Then what is it? Heartbreak? ;)

Is it the burning of past loves?

[yermom]

Penicillin is good for that i hear

[BigRedJed]

Dude, that's funny.

[GottaHavePride]

Heh.

[proud gonzo]

No :eek: I got the madness! I got cabin fever! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wKhtO8k0ILg)

[Mixer!]

101° temperature? check.

lung butter? check.

sore throat from hell? check.



teh flu, i has it. :(

[GottaHavePride]

Gawdamnit.

The other dude at work who has been out sick came in to work today, because apparently the boss thinks we can't function without him.

(Well, we really can't. Without him we have THREE people on full-time staff, and two of those are the bosses, who like to show up for work at 11 am.)

Anyway, he's still dragging *** today because HE HAS THE FLU. I'm sitting there thinking "dammit, no amount of Clorox wipes will save us if this **** is airborne, do you not comprehend THE FLU? Send Typhoid Mary home unless you want to cancel the next month of the season while we're all vomiting continuously."

Gah.

[GottaHavePride]

This totally messes with my strategy of How Not To Get The Flu.

Step 1) Avoid a flu shot at all costs.

Step 2) Avoid people with the flu.

Step 3) Profit.

[proud gonzo]

heh

[soonerboomer93]

my nipple itches

no really

the one near the infection

i think it's because the swelling has gone down

[proud gonzo]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iR2L98gobTQ
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=iR2L98gobTQ)

[Soonerus]

loser...

[Frozen Sooner]

dammit.

[BigRedJed]

You know how to tell when I'm drunk? I bring my lit cigar inside my domicile and continue to smoke it.

[proud gonzo]

hah.

[BigRedJed]

Plus, I use the word "domicile." Only a drunk ******* would do that.

[soonerboomer93]

So they gave me a loaner car today while they do all the tint and stuff on my new car

it's a base model, mine is fully loaded

it's quite different, I want my automatic climate control and heated seats back
kplzthx

[BigRedJed]

How's your pus hole?

[soonerboomer93]

i feel like a druggie when I take my morning pills

2 vitamins, aspirin, 2 antibiotics, ibuprofin

it's a nice big handful of ****

[soonerboomer93]

How's your pus hole?

it's itching like a mofo right now

it was looking kinda rough last night, like they should have left the packing in a couple more days

i'm going to check in when I shower shortly

[BigRedJed]

*shudder*

[soonerboomer93]

it looks okay, cleaned it all up put some more goo on it

[BigRedJed]

Did you squeeze it?

[soonerboomer93]

volcanic eruption

[BigRedJed]

Did it shoot 3 feet, all Froze-stylie?

[Frozen Sooner]

Did it shoot 3 feet, all Froze-stylie?

Don't knock it. There's big money in that kind of shot in certain filmmaking endeavors.

[BigRedJed]

Mostly kung fu movies, I'm guessing.

[Frozen Sooner]

You like how I worked both "money" and "shot" into my post?

[soonerboomer93]

actually there was no volcanic eruption

and go craigs list, sold my old car in 90 minutes
(didn't get as much as I wanted, but I don't have to dick with it, I haven't driven it in 5 months and it's been paid off for 6 years now)

[Frozen Sooner]

I had pretty much the same experience with Craigslist. I sold my C240 in less than 12 hours for $4k more than I would have gotten in trade.

[BigRedJed]

You can also get a hooker!

[Czar Soonerov]

http://iloveyouhooker.ytmnd.com/

[soonerboomer93]

i probably could have gotten more from the dealer (actually, i'm pretty sure i could have)

I just figured i'd sell it as a bargain to someone who really needed a car. It's paid off, served me well and i got cash money

new car is now tinted

http://a782.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/71/l_cd417b95c3be80a83f10fec0649cf35d.jpg

http://a918.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/47/l_becd1fc1be208c19e82b03b33efb630d.jpg

XM is also working. I can get a bluetooth module from the dealer for it, but it's like $500 they said

(yes, it has the required OU emblem, i'd get a plate frame, but i have to make sure it won't cover the state, since they now ticket for that in texas)

[soonerboomer93]

Oh, i had to mail off C's valentines gift today. She's been asking when i'm sending stuff to her for a week now. I got her and her friends these cute little stuffed elephants from the hard rock in Bangkok (Chuck and I went to a go go after the hard rock, and of the girls kept trying to steal one of them)

some candy and some other **** got sent. She's got sick from work last night so I had to get on her. She hasn't been taking her medicine so I gave her some grief about that.

She makes me nuts, but I miss her.

[NormanPride]

This morning sucks. I don't know why. Maybe because I'm switching to Vista. BLECH.

[yermom]

i'm so glad i run my own desktop

i don't even join the Active Directory...

i'm thinking of going back to Linux or going Apple and just using VMs to do the Windows stuff i need

[hurricane'bone]

Something is wrong with this picture:

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3057/picture1iv0.png

[yermom]

where is I-35 in NW OKC? :confused:

[NormanPride]

Pfft. That's why it's closed, dumas.

[soonerboomer93]

i have a bunch of **** to do (mainly unpacking stuff) and I don't feel like doing any of it

[soonerboomer93]

oh, hey mike

CoX redid their xp curve (made it easier)

and now they're showing numbers

(oh yeah, did i mention, that states is gone, he was the bump in the road to a lot of what they're doing now, but he left a few months ago)

[Frozen Sooner]

Hm.

You know, I've kind of lost interest in MMORPGs. As I see it, there's only a few ways to go with them.

Either you wind up with everyone having the same cookie-cutter characters with different skins, or you wind up being completely cut out from huge parts of the game because you don't have uber-l33t gear.

The thing that made MMORPGs fun for me was the interaction with other players. Since I just don't have the desire to log on for three-four hours a night, I end up not being active in a guild-or the guild ends up outleveling me in a hurry and I end up without a group anyhow.

Dunno. Just not something I'm into anymore.

[soonerboomer93]

oh, i can understand

i really didn't play much when I was in Korea

now i'm playing a bit

i just want to get this villian to level 50, then i'll see

but I do like the improvements they've made on the game

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, here's what I'd do if I were designing an MMORPG:

1. Make it both fun and doable for solo players. CoX did a good job with this, WoW did a terrible job with it.

2. Have a reason to group up. Certain content should solely be for groups. CoX did an awful job of this except for Task Forces, and those were just annoying as all heck. WoW did a great job with this.

3. Find a happy medium between the two.

So here's my solution:

1. Make a bunch of soloable quests with BoP rewards that equal anything that can be grabbed in group quests.

2. The soloable BoPs should be class and focus specific and should complement other class and focus BoPs. Like, say, a priest who gets the staff of beating *** should give all paladins and warriors in his group a bonus to hit and damage. If the Paladin has the hammer of "hey, we really need a true healer along" then the to hit and damage bonus is +10 and the priest gets a bonus to all healing spells.

3. Make group content work in such a manner that it benefits everyone equally. Nothing so frustrating as completing a five-hour dungeon and some a-hole rogue ninjas the Pally BoE drop so he can auction it off.

4. Make group content work in such a way that solo quests must be completed before the group quest. For example, each character starts a chain that ends with the group quest and each character has to retrieve a token that unlocks the group quest-like different parts of a key or whatever.

[Beef]

Here's a link to my brother on Conan O'Brien. He's the one that looks like me and isn't allowed to have a microphone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q4xSsYEi7U

[proud gonzo]

awesome, dude!

[Beef]

I'm just ****ed the writer's strike started the night they were supposed to play Kimmel. The Shat was going to be one of the guests. And a shatograph would have ruled.

[proud gonzo]

hehe

[soonerboomer93]

awe
some

[soonerboomer93]

they've actually redone some of the high end, like hami, the rikti crash site, added new task forces

[Frozen Sooner]

they've actually redone some of the high end, like hami, the rikti crash site, added new task forces

Well, they'd have to redo Hami. 'Cause that was the worst end-game "content" I've ever seen.

Hey! Let's go attack an amorphous blob of goo!

And task forces. Blech. I'd rather masturbate with sandpaper.

Hey, now I know what I'm doing tonight!

[soonerboomer93]

the lowbie tf's were the worst though, nothing like an 8 hour ****ing tf

now they're a couple hours for the highend

[Frozen Sooner]

the lowbie tf's were the worst though, nothing like an 8 hour ****ing tf

now they're a couple hours for the highend

Jeez, I remember task forces being like this:

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em: TF LF 10-12 DEF, EMP PREF
L33TF0RZ: Can I jion? Level 4 FIRE T4NK!!!!!!!!

Repeat for an hour or so.

Once the group is assembled:

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em: OK, folks, this is a significant time commitment. If you aren't sure you have at least four hours of uninterrupted play time, please just quit now so we can get another to take your place. Repeat: this will take at LEAST four hours and if you quit in the middle, we have to start all over. KK?
WOoolFerin3: Yah. Let's go already!
SexxxxTawrt: kk.
GooBall: Yep
Monkeybrain: WE KNOW
WonderChick: Buff please
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em: Chick, we haven't left yet. We can all get buffs at the door.
WonderChick: BUFF PLEASE

Get to first fight of first mission.

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em: OK, Monkeybrain, if you could drop...oh, ****, what are you doing?
*Monkeybrain throws some weak-*** defender attack in the middle of the group*
Monkeybrain: I can pull this group, watch!

*group wipes*

Regroup

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em: OK, Monkeybrain, please remember your role on this team is to buff us, debuff them, and heal as needed. I know you have some blaster powers, but you're NOT going to need them. Let me draw aggro and let Woolf and Wonderchick fight. OK?
Monkeybrain: Stop telling me how to play!

Get through first few missions, about two hours in.

WOoolf3rine: Sorry, guys, I have to go to my gf's house. I promised we'd go to a movie.

*Group disbands*

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, still that issue

but you can flash back to them

and if someone drops you don't have to restart

actually, you can all leave and come back to the tf later