[Frozen Sooner]

I have chocolate almond butter in the fridge.

Not nutella. Fresh-made.

I win. Life.

[soonerboomer93]

they carry nutella in the stores here

yeah, the only soup I can get right now (well, besides basic cream of ______) is campbells chunky clam chowder that I think is atleast 2 years old, but I can get fresh nutella :mad:

[proud gonzo]

blargh

[NormanPride]

Why don't you make soup, you lazy bastard? ;)


Mmmm.... nutella soup....

[soonerboomer93]

in soviet russia, soup makes you

[bri]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1279/790944254_958c295514.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

oh, that's ****in hillarious

[bri]

I'm inordinately proud of it. :D

[proud gonzo]

hooray for random phone calls from friends in NY.

[soonerboomer93]

CGINY

[Frozen Sooner]

OK, things are going TOO well.

I just got a key to the front door.

I'm a little wigged about that.

[soonerboomer93]

give me a few seconds to decide which wisecrack to use

i'm busy deciding if I want to be a bastard to C or not because right now, I don't feel like doing the dance

[soonerboomer93]

OK, things are going TOO well.

I just got a key to the front door.

I'm a little wigged about that.

you're already getting in the front door, you might as well take advantage of easy access





****, i got nothing, C has me too annoyed right now

[proud gonzo]

CGINYnot to be confused with CFINY

[bri]

Fail.

[proud gonzo]

wha?

[soonerboomer93]

i kinda laugh when tbl talks about his spek hammer of thor

i'm honestly pretty certain that certain people in the IT have much bigger spek hammers then him because i've been hit by both

several people in here hit for over 20k a whack (atleast I think that's what it was last time I was trying to guesstimate)

[Frozen Sooner]

Is it wrong that every time I hear "Somebody's Baby" by Jackson Browne I think "Hey, Jennifer Jason Leigh is about to get lucky"?

Side note: my friend Ryan Patterson was a music review guy for the Oklahoma Daily. He went to Jackson Browne's show with his press pass and his minicassette recorder. You know what he got out of it?

"Hi. This is Jackson Browne. You've reach Ryan's machine. He's not in right now, but it's be really cool if you left a message after the beep."

No interview.

No review of the show.

One kick-*** outgoing message.

[proud gonzo]

i kinda laugh when tbl talks about his spek hammer of thor

i'm honestly pretty certain that certain people in the IT have much bigger spek hammers then him because i've been hit by both

several people in here hit for over 20k a whack (atleast I think that's what it was last time I was trying to guesstimate) yeah, that's not even close to thor.

[soonerboomer93]

really, post count is such a low factor in the hammer

hell, i can knock people from red to green and green to run, it all depends on how much they actually have because the meter is deceiving

[Frozen Sooner]

*polishes Mjolnir*

[soonerboomer93]

Is it wrong that every time I hear "Somebody's Baby" by Jackson Browne I think "Hey, Jennifer Jason Leigh is about to get lucky"?

Side note: my friend Ryan Patterson was a music review guy for the Oklahoma Daily. He went to Jackson Browne's show with his press pass and his minicassette recorder. You know what he got out of it?

"Hi. This is Jackson Browne. You've reach Ryan's machine. He's not in right now, but it's be really cool if you left a message after the beep."

No interview.

No review of the show.

One kick-*** outgoing message.

mmmmm, Jennifer Jason Leigh
she wasn't bad at all


and that is a kick *** message

[soonerboomer93]

*polishes Mjolnir*

Bri does like his hammer shiney, it's good of you to do that.






*I so fail right now, I have a cat named after an elven moon goddess from D&D's forgotten realms, but I had to wiki Mjolnir

[GottaHavePride]

not to be confused with CFINY


Who is soon-to-be CFILA

[soonerboomer93]

and who you want to be CFIMB or CFIW

[GottaHavePride]

I'd settle for CFW<1500MA

[bri]

Bri does like his hammer shiney, it's good of you to do that.

Well, it's certainly not who I would like to have polished my hammer this weekend, but beggars can't be choosers.

[soonerboomer93]

i gotta be honest with you, i feel slightly dissappointed. I just expected a wee bit more from that setup for some reason

[proud gonzo]

heh

[bri]

i gotta be honest with you, i feel slightly dissappointed. I just expected a wee bit more from that setup for some reason

That's what she said.

[soonerboomer93]

nope, still not feeling it

that writers strike really put a crimp in you material, eh?

[soonerboomer93]

it's saturday, i got like 3 hours of sleep before i woke up for work

this audit is making me cross eyed, maybe i'll go **** wit da n00bs on the fb board

[bri]

nope, still not feeling it

that writers strike really put a crimp in you material, eh?

Something like that, yeah.

[soonerboomer93]

:sigh:

i've been on the innawebz for like 15 years, and I just made myself feel like a complete newb moran

i saw a reference to rule 34 in a comment on a news article and I completely ****ing forgot what it was

[bri]

teh suxxorz, joo r it.

[yermom]

i vaguely remember that, but i had to look it up

and i'm fairly certain there are few, if any, exceptions

[sanantoniosooner]

In spite of being continually ignored in this thread, here is another post.

[soonerboomer93]

oh, there are no exceptions

if you can't find it, you must create it yourself

because after all, it's what the internet is for

[proud gonzo]

:sigh:

i've been on the innawebz for like 15 years, and I just made myself feel like a complete newb moran

i saw a reference to rule 34 in a comment on a news article and I completely ****ing forgot what it wasapparently i'm a newb too, because i had to look that up :O

[soonerboomer93]

I should have known what it was, just being a dumaz

this has been my primary board for a long time, it's not exactly something you'll see on here

[bri]

Great. Can't sleep.

Want to sleep. Can't sleep.

F*ck-a-doodle-doo.

[soonerboomer93]

been there, done that

succs

[soonerboomer93]

http://www.break.com/index/video-game-music-played-by-orchestra.html

[bri]

This is f*cking ridiculous. I'm a healthy 35 year old; I don't have night terrors or anything like that. I should be able to go to bed without worrying about what my mind is going to show me in the quiet darkness.

Suck.

[bri]

Aaaand I'm back up.

Gah.

[bri]

And now I'm up for good. Four hours of sporadic sleep FTW!

[proud gonzo]

that sucks

[bri]

Yeah.

Hopefully tonight will be better. In so many ways.

[proud gonzo]

I saw Barry Switzer at Starbucks on Thursday. And I'm pretty sure I saw DJ Wolfe earlier that day too.

[bri]

You know what'd be awesome? Barry with DJ's haircut.

[proud gonzo]

that would be hilarious

[bri]

I know; that's why I said it. :D

[proud gonzo]

i'll suggest it next time i run into him ;)

[bri]

Atta girl.

[proud gonzo]

hot chocolate + peppermint schnapps + marshmallow creme = awesome

[soonerboomer93]

absolut and orange juice

was really good to me last night

then it was bad

I was waiting on someone and drinking with this Russian Bartender name Nikita

I drink vodka, she drinks whiskey

go figure

[soonerboomer93]

i forgot to take something this morning

now i want a nap

[bri]

Stupid ice-related power outages, changing my brunch plans. :mad:

[proud gonzo]

it's rainin! w00t

[GottaHavePride]

Man, I wish it would get nasty enough up here that I could not go to work for a few days.

[bri]

Heh, the Fiesta Bowl is selling patches on their website. I'm so tempted to order one. :D

[proud gonzo]

man, the rain has already ceased.

[bri]

Um, sorry?

Maybe next time it should try thinking about baseball.

[proud gonzo]

hehe

[soonerboomer93]

oh, i ****in hate ice

i'd much rather deal with snow. I remember one ice storm in dallas, I was the only one who made it to work for 2 days. The only reason I made it was because I had like 90 computers to finish building and ship out. Otherwise I would have stayed home.

[soonerboomer93]

dammit,

upper management is here, client is here

load out people are here

I'm trying to back door a client into our network so that he can attach to a printer and not have to spend the next 2 weeks having to thumb drive everthing that needs to be printed. Can't hit it through the wireless due to the firewall. Network cable is short as ****, so I have to move his laptop, manage to spill his coffee over his paperwork. Then fail at backdooring into the network.

fail today is, and I really don't need that **** today with everyone here

[BigRedJed]

Man, I wish it would get nasty enough up here that I could not go to work for a few days.
Phhht. That only happens in Wichitittay when it snows more than 3 feet in a 48 hour period. Or at least that's how it was back in the day.

[GottaHavePride]

That's kind of the problem.

Plus the boss grew up in Austria, so he laughs at what people around here consider "winter weather".

[proud gonzo]

omg I HAS COOKIES!

[proud gonzo]

you know, i think i should probably feel bad for having such a good week. Half the city is w/o power, there are trees down everywhere, and a lot of people are basically living on campus because they don't have heat in their houses. Most people are all stressing out about finals...

Yet I'm sitting here in my nice warm house with a TON of sugar cookies and chocolate chip cookies, listening to Ben Folds, finishing up my last school project. Getting ready to finish the last painting for SAS. And looking forward to coming home where I won't have to do dishes for several weeks, and I'll get to be all goofy with GHP, see my best friend Tobi, and hang out with CGINY.


...bwahahaha

[soonerboomer93]

omg I HAS COOKIES!

i haz duble choclate chunk cookiez

not that my fat *** needs them, butz i haz them

[soonerboomer93]

you know, i think i should probably feel bad for having such a good week. Half the city is w/o power, there are trees down everywhere, and a lot of people are basically living on campus because they don't have heat in their houses. Most people are all stressing out about finals...

Yet I'm sitting here in my nice warm house with a TON of sugar cookies and chocolate chip cookies, listening to Ben Folds, finishing up my last school project. Getting ready to finish the last painting for SAS. And looking forward to coming home where I won't have to do dishes for several weeks, and I'll get to be all goofy with GHP, see my best friend Tobi, and hang out with CGINY.


...bwahahaha

i understand that feeling to a certain degree. C doens't have heat at the apartment for some reason. I guess the gas isn't on, and the promotors aren't wanting to spend the money like they should. They do have some small electric heaters, but i still not happy.

oh, i need to see if they booked my flights for me so I can have my nice 2 week semi tropical vacation too :D

[proud gonzo]

i haz duble choclate chunk cookiez

not that my fat *** needs them, butz i haz themtasty :D

I made WAY too many cookies today. I'm going to take a bunch of them to my neighbors, I think. I definitely don't need to eat them all by myself.

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, I have one more mix packet in my apartment so I'll either give them to one of the wife's or one of the girls

or i'll make them after almost everyone is gone

oh, and I just made them pan style

they're a tad undercooked (not doughy though) i think
i'd rather have them that way then over cooked though

[proud gonzo]

chewy cookies are good

[soonerboomer93]

mmmm hmmmm

[bri]

I hate this week. Being a refugee sucks balls. It sees balls, goes "oh, look, balls!" and then sucks them. 'Cause that's what it does. It sucks balls.

Don't get me wrong, it was awesome on Monday and through yesterday afternoon. But then sh*t got weird last night and it really took away my enjoyment of the end of the world. Now I'd like to be able to go home and have lights and heat and interwubs and cable. I'm sure haichbee would like to stop having to live at TU as well.

[proud gonzo]

um... I'm sorry?

[yermom]

apparently my whole family is without power in Tulsa

PSO = teh lose

the best thing is that since i lost my phone, i don't have anyone's numbers

[NormanPride]

I spent the weekend in Green Bay watching the Packers kick the **** out of the Raiders. It was cold and snowy. People whined. I did not. Then I come back to Tulsa after staying an extry night in Chicago and find the whole town dark and under ice.

People up north don't deal with ice that much. It normally just snows.

[bri]

Yeah, snow I can deal with. But ice can suck a dick. That sh*t already killed the world once, and now I missed the awesome Raw 15th anniversary show because of this crap.

Suck.

[proud gonzo]

boo hoo :rolleyes:

[proud gonzo]

edit: freaking double post

[yermom]

boo hoo

:D

[proud gonzo]

:P

[bri]

Yeah, sorry, my bad. Didn't mean to complain about being driven from my home.

Have another f*cking cookie.

[proud gonzo]

I was referring to your bitching about missing sweaty man ballet :rolleyes:

[soonerboomer93]

who the **** puts raisins in the brownies

i mean serious.

I get to work 15+ minutes late due to a damn accident, go to put my food up in the fridge and say "ooh, brownies, maybe my day won't suck ***"
and dammit they looked good

[Frozen Sooner]

Those aren't raisins and THOSE AREN'T BROWNIES!

[soonerboomer93]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soonerboomer93]

i didn't sleep for **** last night

and my ****in hip is killing me today :mad: since apparently i was a bit too hard on it working out last night

[proud gonzo]

ok, it's bad enough to have to get up for class before the sun is up completely, but it's just wrong when you have to get up and leave for a final before the sun even STARTS coming up. I ****ing hate mornings. :mad:

[Sooner_Bob]

Pfffft . . . you youngins and your stayin' up late and sleepin' til noon.


One day you'll appreciate the morning . . . :D



Of course I wanted to roll over and stay in bed when my alarm went off at 5:20 this morning myself. ;)

[proud gonzo]

Sometimes I like being up with the sun when it actually freaking comes up. But especially this time of year, i prefer to get into my nocturnal tendencies. Not like i'm missing a whole lot of daylight anyway.

[NormanPride]

I love mornings. For me, the feeling of getting a ton of **** done and then looking at the clock to say "Wow, it's only 10:30? I've got all day to goof off!" is wonderful.

[bri]

What the hell are you, Amish?

[proud gonzo]

I prefer to be able to get a bunch of **** done in the afternoon and say "Wow, it's only 11 p.m.? I've still got five hours to get more done!" ;)

[Lott's Bandana]

What degree program?

http://www.quickpicturehost.com/images/qph-1197565338.jpg

[proud gonzo]

man, i have no idea if that final went well or not... argh.

but it's officially christmas break! hooray.

[NormanPride]

Huzzah! Are you going anywhere fun?

[proud gonzo]

kansas :rolleyes:

I'm going to spend about 9 days in NJ visiting my Grandma over New Years, so i'll get to go into NYC for a day to see Young Frankenstein.

[NormanPride]

Too bad. :( You should come visit Tulsa!

[bri]

Are you crazy, man? With all our trees? They'll kill that poor girl! :D

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, that never gets old


oh, and they finally got me a confirmed flight to phuket
looks like i'm gonna go and try to get my PADI license next month

[soonerboomer93]

:sigh:

unplugging the wireless router to reboot it and correct a connection problem while the man with da fuzzy nuts from the client side is on the vonage line = doh

[soonerboomer93]

winz and the awesome

followed up with the lose and fail at the same time


and touched up with a time delayed future winz

but the lose and fail out weigh both

[proud gonzo]

heh

[GottaHavePride]

Let me get back to you after new year's on my win/fail ratio.

[proud gonzo]

ditto, bwahaha

[soonerboomer93]

eh, i'm just grumpy today

the fail news, i knew was coming

I was just hopeful

so apparently i'll be moving to houston again

[NormanPride]

At least you'll be in the US?

[bri]

Sweet-*ss-sweet! We just got an email from the CEO saying that everyone in Tulsa was going to be paid for the time we missed this week due to the icy death from above (oh noes!). This after our department heads already fed us all free Papa John's for lunch to thank us for our hard work this week. That is super-duper ultra mega-zord uber win. :D

[soonerboomer93]

At least you'll be in the US?


yeah that's sure to bring me much solace when I look at my 50% paycut

[bri]

Let me get back to you after new year's on my win/fail ratio.

Dude, that gets you automatic blanket "fail". Win is not an IRA, kids.

[proud gonzo]

heh

[soonerboomer93]

last received txt message from c

"wer d fuk r u?"

Was she angry that I didn't text her telling her I was home? (she always wants me to do this)
Or angry that I might have stopped by to see A for a little bit?

[proud gonzo]

dude, what kind of weird chicks do you date?

[yermom]

isn't that what he's been telling us this whole time?

[Frozen Sooner]

last received txt message from c

"wer d fuk r u?"

Was she angry that I didn't text her telling her I was home? (she always wants me to do this)
Or angry that I might have stopped by to see A for a little bit?

Or a scathing indictment of education today?

Seriously, any time someone texts me with that kind of thing my first response is "What the **** did you just write? Use English, please."

[proud gonzo]

hehehe.


it is snowing here....and that's awesome :D

[bri]

Or a scathing indictment of education today?

Seriously, any time someone texts me with that kind of thing my first response is "What the **** did you just write? Use English, please."

Am I the only one paying enough attention to his stories to remember that the chicks texting him speak anything <i>but</i> English? :D

[Frozen Sooner]

Oh, I know. I'm just ranting in general about text-message crap.

[bri]

Sorry, I'm not really all here right now.

[Frozen Sooner]

That's OK. Neither am I. I'm playing with my new iPhone that I got for Christmas.

Sue me. They're new up here, OK? We had to wait for the purchase of Dobson by AT&T to get finalized before we could get AT&T stuff.

[GottaHavePride]

My reaction was not "iPhone? wtf?" it was "Christmas? wtf? That's still a week and a half away ya doosh."

;)

[proud gonzo]

hey, you already got one of YOUR christmas presents :P

[GottaHavePride]

Yis. Difinitely yis.

You also got one of yours. Since I had to tell you I got you a FotC DVD so you wouldn't go buy yourself one. ;)

[proud gonzo]

yis, actually. and I had to give you your FotC cd, because I don't think I could not listen to it until christmas

[soonerboomer93]

Or a scathing indictment of education today?

Seriously, any time someone texts me with that kind of thing my first response is "What the **** did you just write? Use English, please."

lolz

mke is da txt msg nwbz

actually, that's decent for someone who speaks english as a second language
and a lot easier to read then the ones that come in part tagalog

although I have had to interpret some txts for 1 of my friends, he'll get them in and be "what the **** does this say"

[Frozen Sooner]

My reaction was not "iPhone? wtf?" it was "Christmas? wtf? That's still a week and a half away ya doosh."

;)

Heh. I'm a big "exchange presents with friends and open them right away thing." Part of the fun is seeing their expression, so why wait until Christmas when you're going to be at your respective families' houses? Heck, I've already gotten my gift of Harry Potter 1-5 on BD and HD DVD (couldn't find a copy of 1 on HD DVD.)

The iPhone was mom and dad-they each said they'd pay for half of one, but didn't want to mess around with waiting in line at the store, so told me to go get one and they'd just hand me some cash. So, you know, mega sweet. I get a phone AND airline miles.

[GottaHavePride]

Heh. CFINY/LA probably won't get hers till after Christmas.

Yes, I got her something. I am teh genius.

You know what, typing all those damn letters takes too long. I'm gonna follow sb93's lead, and just call her S.

[GottaHavePride]

And no, it's not **** in a box.

[proud gonzo]

Heh. CFINY/LA probably won't get hers till after Christmas.

Yes, I got her something. I am teh genius.

You know what, typing all those damn letters takes too long. I'm gonna follow sb93's lead, and just call her S.Lameass.

[GottaHavePride]

It's just a little something I happened to run across and I knew she'd like it. Lame? Probably.


And that would be another *** word that isn't asterisked out.

[soonerboomer93]

but C isn't someone different from CAF

CAF is korean

C is filipina (picture is on da myzspace)

A is also filipina (but that's a really funky situation she's not crazy, she's just ****ed up in her because she's not really fit for being away from home)

[soonerboomer93]

It's just a little something I happened to run across and I knew she'd like it. Lame? Probably.


And that would be another *** word that isn't asterisked out.

maybe for calling her S
or maybe because i it won't be their until late

[Frozen Sooner]

A is also filipina...she's not crazy...

Yeah, I call BS on that. ;)

My stepdad gave me some great advice once, and I'm sure I've relayed it in this thread. Guy worked family law for years, and he told me "Mike, Filipinas are beautiful, they're passionate, and they're great cooks. Stay away. Every divorce I've ever handled where a Filipino was involved, someone got stabbed. Her. Him. SOMEONE wound up with a knife in them."

[soonerboomer93]

oh yeah, she's probably crzy, i was just trying to be nice because i don't want to see her go meltdown/breakdown crazy

[proud gonzo]

It's just a little something I happened to run across and I knew she'd like it. Lame? Probably.


And that would be another *** word that isn't asterisked out.nah, buying her something for christmas is cool. I just meant that calling her S was lame :P

[bri]

A hangover, I has it.

[GottaHavePride]

nah, buying her something for christmas is cool. I just meant that calling her S was lame :P

Ah, you were calling me a lameass for being a lazy typist. Gotcha.

[soonerboomer93]

lameass

[proud gonzo]

Ah, you were calling me a lameass for being a lazy typist. Gotcha.Yis.

[soonerboomer93]

iphone still intrigues me, but it won't work world wide (s. korea and japan namely). I'm going to look at the at&t tilt when I get back though. I need one with a replaceable sim card and replaceable battery

[Frozen Sooner]

iphone still intrigues me, but it won't work world wide (s. korea and japan namely). I'm going to look at the at&t tilt when I get back though. I need one with a replaceable sim card and replaceable battery

Yeah, that makes me nervous about the iPhone.

[soonerboomer93]

crap, I need a job end of year new work holds killing me

i'm gonna relax on my vacation and hope for good news when i get back to the states

[proud gonzo]

Ah, you were calling me a lameass for being a lazy typist. Gotcha.I still feel like there should be a pun there, but i can't think of it. :O

[yermom]

well, he's not a cunning linguist

[soonerboomer93]

maybe that's just because someone is CFINY/LA



oh, Chuck Bao and I are going to drink some beer while i'm in Bangkok
I might be in trouble
(although the superintendant is going to be in Phuket at the same time as me, so that could kill me also)

[proud gonzo]

yarrr... it is difficult to write at home. :mad:

[NormanPride]

Does the snow make you lethargic?

[proud gonzo]

eh, the snow's melting. snow's fine. but my brain does not want to focus very well here. mainly because the house is very very quiet and this chair is not very comfortable.

And it doesn't help that usually I would have another 10 hours or so to work...I'm used to getting most of my work done in the evenings.

but HERE, I only have about 2 hours at the most. My mom will get home from work at 4-4:30, then my dad will want dinner, and then they'll want to park in front of the tv the rest of the evening and pester me if i want to sit at a computer instead of watching dvds.

[bri]

I can't decide if I want to try and start on the giant pile of laundry I've amassed in my room or actually go to the clubhouse and work out tonight. Last Saturday night reminded me that if I could just get in shape, I'd be an unstoppable force of charming sex appeal with "the ladies". And that, for some reason, appeals to me. :D

[proud gonzo]

is the pile of laundry larger than your ego?

[soonerboomer93]

I don't think that's possible

Oh, and the pictures from last saturday reminded me that I'm a fat ****

so I got my *** to the gym yesterday and will hit it 4 times this week.

[bri]

is the pile of laundry larger than your ego?

Not even close.

[soonerboomer93]

how the **** do you send someone, who has to prepare documentation over 1/2 way around the world, without a way to prepare said documentation.

[GottaHavePride]

bri, that's a very sixy lady in your picture there.

[sanantoniosooner]

bri, that's a very sixy lady in your picture there.
wildslutangel22@yahoo

[soonerboomer93]

SAS must still be cut off if he's giving out his e-mail to GHP


*edit: okay, i can't type for ****
but it was probably more entertaining with the typo

[sanantoniosooner]

SAS must still be but off if he's giving out his e-mail to GHP
I don't care what country you are in, you post in English around here.

Got that?

[soonerboomer93]

engrish?

i barely speak it, let alone type it

im gnna strt psting n txt msg mde

[proud gonzo]

i will neg you each time you do. srsly.
lolcats = ok.
craptastic = ok for olevet and doleo.
"txt msg mde" = neg-worthy.

[soonerboomer93]

o rly?


;)

[soonerboomer93]

actually, about half the time depending on who i talk to, i start tinking in broken english. It can be seriously annoying.

I need to get back to the states

[soonerboomer93]

i will neg you each time you do. srsly.
lolcats = ok.
craptastic = ok for olevet and doleo.
"txt msg mde" = neg-worthy.

can i post in tagalog? Maybe that will help me remember it.

[bri]

bri, that's a very sixy lady in your picture there.

That'd be local girl reporter Kristin Dickerson. We average running into each other at various downtown bars, clubs and festivals once or twice a year. This year's random encounter was my fake birthday dinner at McNellie's Pub. She's good people for an aggy.

[soonerboomer93]

****

i mean really, why the **** do people feel the need to pull stupid **** on me
they know it just ****es me off

[Frozen Sooner]

This is being posted from my iPhone. Suck it, beyonces!

[soonerboomer93]

you sure you want our slobber all over your iPhone?

[NormanPride]

Yeah, and I especially don't want to go after bri.

[proud gonzo]

This is being posted from my iPhone. Suck it, beyonces!good to see the iPhone supports passive voice.

[bri]

This is being posted from my iPhone. Suck it, beyonces!

Wow. So you're like haichbee, circa June? :D

[soonerboomer93]

maybe all the cold makes them alaskans a wee bit slow

it does take time to defrost

[Frozen Sooner]

Wow. So you're like haichbee, circa June? :D

Just figured it out. :)

Nah, we didn't have AT&T up here until a week or so ago. We had Cellular One (which, ironically, purchased all of AT&T's assets up here several years back) and once regulatory approval of AT&T's merger with Dobson went through, we got iPhones.

Which was last week.

[Frozen Sooner]

good to see the iPhone supports passive voice.

Well, since we're being all snarky about grammar, it's good to see that your computer supports capitalization on proper nouns, but not at the beginning of sentences. :P

[yermom]

the beginning of sentences are totally not deserving of capital letters anyway

[soonerboomer93]

bwiset

[GottaHavePride]

Ha! And PG has green-lighted my Christmas gift for S.

[soonerboomer93]

lameass

[proud gonzo]

Ha! And PG has green-lighted my Christmas gift for S.yis, actually.

[soonerboomer93]

last night = fail

you people better do a good jorb of entertaining me today

[proud gonzo]

yarg

[soonerboomer93]

i have the feeling i'll be neg jihading some ****tard later

i have yet to determine who

[proud gonzo]

let me know if you want help--I'm always up for a neg jihad.

[yermom]

in.

[Frozen Sooner]

Neg-bomb me. I am full of fail-I dumped a girl in a wheelchair last night.

I'm a heel.

[proud gonzo]

not necessarily. You'd be more of a heel if you wanted to dump her but didn't because you thought it'd be mean to dump a girl in a wheelchair... unless you dumped her only because she's in a wheelchair. And then you might be a little bit of a heel.

[soonerboomer93]

i should neg bomb myself

I logged on to cov last night (whoo hoo, dual weapon powers for melee at's now)

yeah, and i got my 39 month badge

[Frozen Sooner]

not necessarily. You'd be more of a heel if you wanted to dump her but didn't because you thought it'd be mean to dump a girl in a wheelchair... unless you dumped her only because she's in a wheelchair. And then you might be a little bit of a heel.

No. I put off dumping her because she was attractive and smart and I was hoping that the spark would develop. It did not.

I dumped her because she's clingy and completely dependent on other people to rescue her.

I dated her for four weeks. In those four weeks, I received the following calls for assistance:

1. I can't reach my laundry hangers
2. I've fallen and I broke my leg (OK, that one's legitimate.)
3. My car is almost out of gas. Please come over and follow me home in case I run out of gas.
4. I'm locked out of my house.
5. I'm locked out of my house.
6. I need help baking
7. I need help with my laundry.

I kinda wanted a girlfriend, not a 12-year-old.

[yermom]

so she's permanently in a wheelchair? or because of the broken leg?

and i'm so not going to comment on the rest of that ;)

[soonerboomer93]

and you tell me the filipina's are crazy

[Frozen Sooner]

so she's permanently in a wheelchair? or because of the broken leg?

and i'm so not going to comment on the rest of that ;)

Multiple Sclerosis.

[sanantoniosooner]

Sounds like she just wants you to get plenty of use from your iPhone and your new car.

[Frozen Sooner]

Well really, though, who doesn't?

[proud gonzo]

No. I put off dumping her because she was attractive and smart and I was hoping that the spark would develop. It did not.

I dumped her because she's clingy and completely dependent on other people to rescue her.

I dated her for four weeks. In those four weeks, I received the following calls for assistance:

1. I can't reach my laundry hangers
2. I've fallen and I broke my leg (OK, that one's legitimate.)
3. My car is almost out of gas. Please come over and follow me home in case I run out of gas.
4. I'm locked out of my house.
5. I'm locked out of my house.
6. I need help baking
7. I need help with my laundry.

I kinda wanted a girlfriend, not a 12-year-old.
how did she put the hangers somewhere she can't reach them? :confused:

[Frozen Sooner]

Apparently someone else had helped her hang her clothes up.

Which I was later asked to to.

[proud gonzo]

um... okay. does multiple sclerosis affect your ability to learn from experience?

[Frozen Sooner]

Apparently so.

One of my favorites:

"Hey, I gotta go home and take a shower and change and stuff."
"Oh. I was hoping you could stay and help me with something."
"What's that?"
"Well, I told church that I'd make cream puffs for the party tomorrow."
"And?"
"Well, I need someone to poke the holes in them while they're still hot. I can't reach the counter to do it and I can't put the pan on my lap while it's still hot."

I actually ended up doing about half to three-quarters of the work on those damn cream puffs.

Listen-if you are unable to perform a task, DON'T VOLUNTEER TO DO IT ASSUMING SOMEONE WILL HELP YOU.

Grr.

[proud gonzo]

seems like she'd have a table or something that she can reach.

[Frozen Sooner]

"Seems" being the operative word.

Seems like she'd lower the dang hanger bar, too.

[proud gonzo]

weeeeeird

[bri]

Project Playlist FTW!

[soonerboomer93]

dude, they key so quickly should have been a warning

and you knew it was

[soonerboomer93]

oh, and hurrayz my not having all information going from 205 entried to 700+ ****ing entries because I now get to fix 500 of them that are somehow da broke

[yermom]

Multiple Sclerosis.

did you at least get some?


i know, i might have to apologize in the morning

[bri]

This thread just makes me feel dirty and wrong now. Nice work, everyone. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

did you at least get some?


i know, i might have to apologize in the morning

Er, that was in poor taste. Sorry.

[sanantoniosooner]

Ban yourself for a couple of days Mike.

[yermom]

i'm a very bad person

oh my.

EDIT: fixed ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Ban yourself for a couple of days Mike.

Yeah, I probably should. I don't feel good about that one at all.

[dolemitesooner]

shakes head

[bri]

Holy sh*t, it's that guy!

[frankensooner]

The only thing you have to feel bad about is the pokeosis comment. ;)

If you don't feel it, it won't work

[Frozen Sooner]

The only thing you have to feel bad about is the pokeosis comment. ;)

If you don't feel it, it won't work


Thanks for the moral support. And yeah, I felt bad about the pokeosis comment when I made it. That was messed up.

[GottaHavePride]

I missed something. Damn you, lunch breaks!

[soonerboomer93]

****...

what I miss

[NormanPride]

No kidding! I hate business objects more than ever now. :mad:

[yermom]

me and Froz are going to hell

especially Froz :D

[soonerboomer93]

eh, the things I miss due to that silly **** called "sleep"

[soonerboomer93]

i'm about to go to HK and slap a bitch if they can't get my cargo on a damn plane. It's only been sitting there for like 5 ****ing days now. We got people in country who are out here to watch the installation/replacement of the bad equipment. Merry Christmas, you get to sit out here and wait on **** to arrive instead of being home with your family.

[soonerboomer93]

me and Froz are going to hell

especially Froz :D

party down in the 11th circle

hopefully we'll get the games

on a 2" b&w tv with 4000 people surrounding it, and no audio

but we'll get the games

[1stTimeCaller]

heh

[soonerboomer93]

me swapping 2 digits in the numbering system and causing 400+ errors = lame (when I did it)

but the winz that i figured it out and have quickly corrected the issue so I only have 31 data errors now.

[proud gonzo]

oh, guess who DOESN'T suck. That's right--later in the week I have a date w/ CGiNY

hah

[proud gonzo]

me swapping 2 digits in the numbering system and causing 400+ errors = lame (when I did it)

but the winz that i figured it out and have quickly corrected the issue so I only have 31 data errors now.heh

[soonerboomer93]

oh, guess who DOESN'T suck. That's right--later in the week I have a date w/ CGiNY

hah

um, way to drop an fastball over the center of the plate there...

[proud gonzo]

I don't know what that means, but ok.

[soonerboomer93]

C says i'm maldito

[proud gonzo]

mmmkay?

[NormanPride]

I don't know what that means, but ok.

"doesn't suck" + "date w/ CGiNY" = comedy

[proud gonzo]

oh, har har :rolleyes:

[bri]

Man, I am really out of practice at going out during the week and then waking up and functioning at work the next day. I don't know how Typhoon Josh does it. :D

[proud gonzo]

YES! it's almost Sweeney Todd time :D

[soonerboomer93]

Man, I am really out of practice at going out during the week and then waking up and functioning at work the next day. I don't know how Typhoon Josh does it. :D

um, i hide in my office and hope they don't catch me when i take one of my 2 minute cat naps


although the average of 3 hours sleep a night this week is completely kicking my ***
I may not even go out tonight


We have a client and vendor out here. They were going to eat at the indian restaurant next to my apartment last night. They asked about bars and at some point I had to make the statement "I'm not sure if you're ready to keep up with me". My co-worker just started laughing.

[soonerboomer93]

heh, the client and the vendor did go out last night. They were supposed to call me if they wanted to go to western club, but didn't. So they had to kinda learn as they went, but they had fun. I had actually checked for them, and one of the girls had wanted me to come in, but I didn't at that time. I didn't end up showing back in there until after 2 am.



hell, it's a good thing i'm going to thailand, I can use the vacation ;)

[GottaHavePride]

"doesn't suck" + "date w/ CGiNY" = comedy

In other circumstances I would respond with something like "hawt", but since PG is my sister, that actually makes the idea kind of all like "ewwwww".

[proud gonzo]

I think a "gah" would be appropriate

[bri]

In other circumstances I would respond with something like "hawt", but since PG is my sister, that actually makes the idea kind of all like "ewwwww".

At least no one got baned this time. :D

[GottaHavePride]

That is an entirely different sixy lady in your avatar.

This is bri:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjrbmj0CUc

[bri]

What can I say? It's been a pretty good year. :D

[bri]

Heh, I'm so tempted to go through and neg everyone who posts in Russell's "post in my thread and I'll spek you" thread. Which, you know, would not just negate the spek that Rus gives 'em, but would actually result in their losing spek points on the deal.

Tee hee. :D

[soonerboomer93]

In other circumstances I would respond with something like "hawt", but since PG is my sister, that actually makes the idea kind of all like "ewwwww".

The writers strike is just killing me right now. My material wasn't good to begin with and now it's just gone to complete ****. I just couldn't think of anything brilliant to say that wouldn't be overly offensive or completely lame. Same reason I didn't swing at Mikes 12yo.



Or it could be this whole, end of project, slammed with stress and work right now is killing my sense of humor.

[soonerboomer93]

Heh, I'm so tempted to go through and neg everyone who posts in Russell's "post in my thread and I'll spek you" thread. Which, you know, would not just negate the spek that Rus gives 'em, but would actually result in their losing spek points on the deal.

Tee hee. :D

i just went and speked leroy back to green. it annoys the people on the fb board if he keeps trolling. I figure he's pretty much guaranteed entertainment in the off season

[soonerboomer93]

heh, for some reason i completely forgot that ******* isn't on the profanity filter

[NormanPride]

Good Lord, I hate it when the world spins.

Goodbye, Kartik. Tulsa shall miss thy laugh.

[soonerboomer93]

I hate it when I wake up in the morning, looking the mirror and have silver dollar sized bruises on my arms and chest...


(yah, i iz board so i went tmi)

[bri]

I am transfixed by the NBC weather hottie on the Weather Plus channel I'm watching right now. If I still actually believed in girlfriends, I'd want her to be mine.

Also, I'm thinking about getting a haircut today for the first time in over two and a half years. I'm kind of excited about it. :D

[soonerboomer93]

um, don't you have to have hair first?

(oh, i'm ****ing smashed, CAF ****ed me off beyond what was expected.)

[proud gonzo]

if nothing else, you guys make me feel MUCH better about my life :D