[bri]

w00t

[soonerboomer93]

Ok, what's up with the big sigs????

[hurricane'bone]

What big sigs?

[bri]

I don't see any big sigs.

[hurricane'bone]

I don't either...

[soonerboomer93]

yeah yeah yeah, ****tards...


:D

[bri]

Well, looks like after the rousing success I had bowling for MDA, now I'll be walking for juvenile diabetes. I am a charity machine.

[bri]

This is the cake they got for my grandfather's 80th birthday yesterday:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1241/649004257_aa3e9f06f2.jpg

I did such good work making my family OU fans...:D

[proud gonzo]

hey, my grandma turned 80 on Tuesday

[bri]

Man, people are old. :D

[bri]

*sigh*...Why is it that I never run into the cute girls at work when I'm dressed nice, but rather days like today where I'm wearing a baggy long-sleeved T, track pants and a Yankees cap?

Bah.

[dolemitesooner]

I love this new sig thing

[bri]

Ever since I turned sigs off, I forget I have it. :D

[soonerboomer93]

being a bastard and all, quoted sas in my sig...

[bri]

I may have to turn sigs back on, just so I can revel in the carnage. :D

[GottaHavePride]

Deer lourde, I had to turn 'em off. It was making my foot sad.

[sanantoniosooner]

Deer lourde, I had to turn 'em off. It was making my foot sad.
I may follow in your footsteps.

[bri]

Deer lourde, I had to turn 'em off. It was making my foot sad.


You make Ash sad.

[GottaHavePride]

You magnificent bastard.

Oh, is this still "IT: Misadventures With Chicks Edition"? Had a rather interesting conversation with CFINYC today. Of the not-getting-shot-down variety.

[bri]

Heh, yes I am.


And yes, yes it is.

[Frozen Sooner]

Let's hear it, GHP. All my chick interactions right now are of the digital variety. It'll be nice to hear about someone else getting lucky for a bit.

Asia-"Heat of the Moment"

[GottaHavePride]

Well, there's not THAT much to tell. I mean, she IS still in NYC at the moment. Anyway, last night she asked me to call her first thing this morning because she's about to leave for Europe for a month with her family and didn't want to miss me before she left.

So I call her first thing in the morning and she's basically still incoherent groggy so she asks if she can call me when I get off work. Fast forward to after work; she calls at just barely after 5. We talk for a while and toward the end, as I'm telling her to have fun in Europe I say "hey, try not to pick up some Euro boyfriend while you're over there." She says "why not?!?!" to dig for a reaction. I tell her to call it a favor. She says "a favor for who?" (I swear, do chicks take classes on this stuff?) So I say that I can't speak for any secret admirers she might or might not have, but I'd appreciate it. She just says "Sven and Lars are going to be SO disappointed." Then she had to go meet the rest of her family at the airport.

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, that's a good sign, at least.

Hair-cuttin' chick doesn't look to be happening for me. :(

Rock-houndin' chick does appear to be a possibility, but I can't really get together with her for a couple of weeks. She's out taking soil samples near Pebble Mountain and isn't reachable by phone at all.

No other prospects.

[soonerboomer93]

Um, I have 1 filipina melting down from the Philippines

a second 1 had a melt down here a couple nights ago about some bull****...

I have no clue when it comes to Korean females in addition...

[soonerboomer93]

I'd like t buy a vwel

I've never had a key fail, and n my ****ing O fails...

after I just used it 2

[yermom]

you could always put an "o" in your clipboard :D

hitting Ctrl-V instead of "o" would get kinda annoying fast though

[soonerboomer93]

how do you think I got a capitol O

and I have a short cut key for paste programmed on that keyboard :D

but I brought it home and now it's working after I pulled it apart and cleaned it up more... so hopefully it will work at work tomorrow

It just annoyed me by failing to work at 5:25 pm...

[bri]

Maybe your inability to operate the "O" is why you're having troubles with teh wimmins...

[GottaHavePride]

Dang.

[bri]

Heh. :D

[Beef]

Crappin' on company time.
Crappin' on company time.
I'm such a happy critter,
A sports page was in the ****ter.
Crappin' on company time.

[proud gonzo]

Well, there's not THAT much to tell. I mean, she IS still in NYC at the moment. Anyway, last night she asked me to call her first thing this morning because she's about to leave for Europe for a month with her family and didn't want to miss me before she left.

So I call her first thing in the morning and she's basically still incoherent groggy so she asks if she can call me when I get off work. Fast forward to after work; she calls at just barely after 5. We talk for a while and toward the end, as I'm telling her to have fun in Europe I say "hey, try not to pick up some Euro boyfriend while you're over there." She says "why not?!?!" to dig for a reaction. I tell her to call it a favor. She says "a favor for who?" (I swear, do chicks take classes on this stuff?) So I say that I can't speak for any secret admirers she might or might not have, but I'd appreciate it. She just says "Sven and Lars are going to be SO disappointed." Then she had to go meet the rest of her family at the airport.
I think it's payback for guys not taking hints regarding presents and such...or pretty much about anything. Guys just don't take hints. So in return, when a guy tries to hint at something, girls pretend to be clueless. Hahaha

and by "still in NYC at the moment" do you mean she was actually here now, or do you mean she's still going to school in NYC currently, but not right at the moment? because if she was in NYC while i was here and didn't tell me, i would be mad.

[soonerboomer93]

Maybe your inability to operate the "O" is why you're having troubles with teh wimmins...

I dropped that dead center over the middle, and it took 2 hours for someone to hit it?

[soonerboomer93]

I think it's payback for guys not taking hints regarding presents and such...or pretty much about anything. Guys just don't take hints. So in return, when a guy tries to hint at something, girls pretend to be clueless. Hahaha

and by "still in NYC at the moment" do you mean she was actually here now, or do you mean she's still going to school in NYC currently, but not right at the moment? because if she was in NYC while i was here and didn't tell me, i would be mad.

doh...

[bri]

I dropped that dead center over the middle, and it took 2 hours for someone to hit it?

Sry, I wuz owt hving sexxy partee tiems wif teh sexxy partee ladiees

[soonerboomer93]

so I fixed the keyboard, but ****ing left it at home...


oh and was kinda bad last night, but damn, the jeager bombs have me hurting today...

[bri]

The iPhone has been on sale for 38 minutes now.

The Tulsa Apple Store has been open for 38 minutes now.


haichbee has probably been wishing for death for 38 minutes now. :D

[soonerboomer93]

Deth 2 z teknophiles...

[bri]

Tee hee!


TIME CAPSULE FEVER CONTINUES IN TULSA!

TULSA, Oklahoma (NP) - Tulsans have a rare chance to make history this Saturday when Under The Mooch Records buries a time capsule in a specially prepared vault in the store’s parking lot. Those attending are encouraged to bring items to place in the custom made time capsule. “The stuff they bring should be representative of what life in Tulsa was like in the year 2007,” said owner Bart Ford. “That way we can give Tulsans of The Future a glimpse into how things are today. How crude our technology will no doubt appear to the people of The Future!”

Also being put in the ground is a tan four door 1977 Subaru, which will be given away when it is dug up exactly one year from now. This special occasion, dubbed Under The Moocharama, is part of the one year anniversary celebration taking place from noon to midnight on Saturday, June 30th. The event will take place at Under The Mooch Records, located at 1425 S Harvard.

“Tulsa has a long and proud tradition of entombing vehicles in badly prepared concrete vaults,” said Ford. “We are closely patterning our event after the Tulsarama celebration of 1957, but with one important difference. We have developed a way to cram 50 years worth of rust and deterioration into only ONE YEAR, which should prove once and for all we’re better than Oklahoma City.” :D

Nate Hood, the event coordinator, explained the process: “First, we’ll wrap the car in about 168 wet Urban Tulsa newspapers. Next we’ll seal it up with some stretch wrap we found in the dumpster, and finally, cover the whole thing with aluminum foil. The aluminum foil serves no real purpose, but should give it a really cool futuristic look. Then we’ll use a garden hose to put about 1500 gallons of water in the vault, and then it’s “goodbye” to the Subaru and time capsule for one whole year! Oh, and I’d like to extend a special THANKS to Curtis Beckwith, who generously donated the car.”

Those attending Saturday’s Under The Moocharama event will be asked to guess what Bart’s exact weight will be on June 28th, 2008, which is when the time capsule and car will be unearthed. Participants are encouraged to record guesses to within a millionth of a gram, as the weight scales of The Future are expected to be much more accurate than the crude devices we use today. Whoever guesses Bart’s weight closest will win the car! Of course, by 2008, it may prove to be nothing more than a curious artifact of the distant past. The second place winner will receive a rusty case of Schlitz beer.

Under The Moocharama will also include an all day music festival, free barbeque and beverages, prizes, and a special surprise celebrity appearance!

[GottaHavePride]

I think it's payback for guys not taking hints regarding presents and such...or pretty much about anything. Guys just don't take hints. So in return, when a guy tries to hint at something, girls pretend to be clueless. Hahaha

and by "still in NYC at the moment" do you mean she was actually here now, or do you mean she's still going to school in NYC currently, but not right at the moment? because if she was in NYC while i was here and didn't tell me, i would be mad.

Hooray. Well, if I'm going to get stuck with the payback anyway I'm just gonna stop taking chicks' hints, then. :rolleyes: ;)

She was actually there right then. I don't know if she would have had time to track you down, though. She said right after she got back out there (from here) there was some sort of woodwind-y thing going on and she was busy roughly 9 am to 2 am every day for a week and a half, followed by her family showing up out there and then they all leave for Europe.

[bri]

Looks like I could be charming my way into having to head out and meet a wimmins for drinkies. Makes me wish that my stomach wasn't so sunburned that it makes wearing clothes a constant, painful torture. :D

[soonerboomer93]

I'm considering boycotting tonight. I'm waiting to hear from a certain attractive korean lady before I make a full decision though...

[bri]

Well, good luck with that. I got the call; it's time to jump in a cold shower to deaden my sunburn enough to let me dress and make it across the river...

[soonerboomer93]

good luck with the wimmins...

[hurricane'bone]

so....sleepy

[soonerboomer93]

sleep is for the week, I drank until 2 am and was up at 7 for work....

now, I shall nap...

:D

[bri]

Qapla'!

Well...sort of. :D

[bri]

Oh god, why does fun have to hurt so much?

[GottaHavePride]

Man, bri's been partying so much he didn't even slow down to hit me with a "ha ha, chicks living in the same actual city" zinger.

[bri]

I know. I really need to work at balancing my priorities.

[soonerboomer93]

so I slept until 12 and went to the normal bar aound 1:30

Jina called me, and the first words out of her mouth were "baby"
and I'm such a sucker when she calls me that....

Now another filipina is sending me a ton of texts...

oh, and I out drank the :texan: :D

[soonerboomer93]

I know. I really need to work at balancing my priorities.

1. women/poonany...
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100. everything else

hows that list?

[bri]

Remarkably similar to mine, as it turns out.

[bri]

Zero 7 - "Destiny"

Yummy.

[soonerboomer93]

so I left the bar around 6:45ish so they could close and go home... went to bed around 7:30 and woke up at 10:30

it just might be a long day...

[bri]

Yeah, I'm not liking your chances of a suffering-free day.

I HOPE beautiful baby doesn't decide to invite me back out tonight...I needs my beauty sleep so I can actually accomplish stuff tomorrow. :D

[GottaHavePride]

pfff. tomorrow's sunday. Anyone wants you to do anything tomorrow obviously is a hippie commie atheist bastard. ;)

[bri]

Yeah, well...

Let's see, I have to do a couple more hours of overtime at the office, run by the Honeybaked Ham Cafe to inquire as to gooshy fuds for teh 4th, try and watch some of the stuff I have clogging up the DVR and/or the movies I've had from Netflix for-f*ck-ever now...yeah, I think that's it.

Oh, and laundry. Maybe I'll do a load of laundry. And swim, if it's not freaking raining again. Or maybe even if it is.

[soonerboomer93]

Yeah, I'm not liking your chances of a suffering-free day.

I HOPE beautiful baby doesn't decide to invite me back out tonight...I needs my beauty sleep so I can actually accomplish stuff tomorrow. :D

i'm suffer free so far, just will probably be tired later, ready for bed around 10ish.

Jina was supposed to call at 1, apparently she's suffering greatly because she hasn't called yet...

[bri]

Guh, I have to go into the office for a couple of hours...but I don't want to take a shower, much less put on pants and go outside.

Luckily, VH1's live coverage of the Concert For Diana may be just what I need to get going.

[bri]

Oh, snap...spoke too soon. ESPN Classic is running a Jeanette "Black Widow" Lee marathon all day. So much for leaving the house or putting on pants.

[bri]

Gah...Missouri statewide court search results are full of suck and never-ending. :mad:

[bri]

Of course, that's probably just because Missouri is full of suck and never-ending. Or something.

Blah.

[bri]

Virgin Mobile has a phone model called "Marbl". I mention this only because when I was flipping through the Circuit City sales circular I thought it said "Harbl".

[soonerboomer93]

I am really ready for my vacation now...

[bri]

I think I'll see if my friend will let me take Friday off as well as Thursday. I could use a 5-day weekend.

[soonerboomer93]

That would be the bomb diggity...

[soonerboomer93]

ooh, transformers is good according to my friend who saw it this weekend...

I think I'll go see it Friday..

[bri]

I don't care if it's the greatest movie ever, I'm not gonna go see it. :mad:

[soonerboomer93]

because of bumblebee, or michael bay?

[soonerboomer93]

ah, and red vs blue episode 100 is up

i'm feeling slow about that now

http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/5x100boxy.htm

[bri]

because of bumblebee, or michael bay?

Of the two, Bumblebee. I actually don't have a problem with Michael Bay as a rule, but those *ss-ugly robots are NOT Transformers.

Gah.

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, the style isn't the same, but I'm gonna go check it out...

[yermom]

Bumblebee the Camaro angers me, but i'm still going to see it

[bri]

I haven't been this disgusted since Rodimus Prime. ;)

[soonerboomer93]

oh, 6:15 showing tonight, I might have to go... :D

[bri]

Fine then, go. Encourage them to rape our precious childhood memories because they know the sheep will gladly flock to whatever they crap out.



:D

[Frozen Sooner]

Fine then, go. Encourage them to rape our precious childhood memories because they know the sheep will gladly flock to whatever they crap out.



:D

Man, I was going go see Transformers on the Fourth.

However, due to Bri's impassioned pleas to avoid this crass commercialization of toys, I will now see it twice on the Fourth.

:D

[bri]

Figures. You seem like the kind of guy that begged your parents for a Rodimus Prime after the movie came out. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Figures. You seem like the kind of guy that begged your parents for a Rodimus Prime after the movie came out. ;)

Hey, you're talking to a guy who actually owned the Secret Wars/Transformer crossover comic.

But, you know, the whole Transformers gig was based around selling toys. So I have a hard time worrying too much about them whoring out for Chevy.

[soonerboomer93]

Fine then, go. Encourage them to rape our precious childhood memories because they know the sheep will gladly flock to whatever they crap out.



:D

yeah, I may have to see it tonight, and then take some filipina to see it over the weekend :D

[soonerboomer93]

oh, and we're missing the important point now

I'm seeing it while you bitches in the States have to wait 2 more days...

[Frozen Sooner]

oh, and we're missing the important point now

I'm seeing it while you bitches in the States have to wait 2 more days...

No, the important point is **** and you. :mad:

[soonerboomer93]

oh, you did read my new sig, i see :D

[bri]

Ah, I remember Black Suit Spidey's guest appearance in the original mini-series. Good times.

[yermom]

oh, and we're missing the important point now

I'm seeing it while you bitches in the States have to wait 2 more days...

it's playing tomorrow here...

[bri]

Shhhhh, don't ruin it for him. He thinks he's cool. :D

[soonerboomer93]

damn you yermom



:cry:

[soonerboomer93]

I didn't like the ending all that much, I think it could have been better, especially for a Michael Bay movie...

i'm torn on what to rate it, lots of holes, but for the most part, good entertainment, did move slow in the middle though...

[soonerboomer93]

I did have a surreal moment when I left the movie though....

I forgot I was in Korea

[proud gonzo]

heh

[bri]

Delerium f/Sarah McLachlan - "Silence (DJ Tiesto In Search Of Sunrise Mix)"

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Delerium is badass.

[bri]

Beautiful baby that called me out to the bar Friday night had that on her computer. When she played it, I was like, "game, blouses..."

Ferry Corsten - "Beautiful"

He is also bad *ss.

[soonerboomer93]

why is a girl, who my friend has been hitting on calling me at 2 am???

[bri]

Because your friend sucks at hitting on girls?

[soonerboomer93]

he sucks at sealing the deal...

[bri]

Man, why is it that chicks can sense when I want to go to bed early. I have two different girls wanting me to come out, and I'm saying no to both of them. It's the Tao of Steve, people. :D

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, yeah, girls can sense that...

[bri]

As much as I wanted to go out and see one of them, I'm glad I was strong. I feel so much more refreshed this morning than I would have if I'd been out until dawn. :D

[BigRedJed]

...and blue-balled. :D

[bri]

No, that would have been me if I'd have gone over to the other girl's apartment. She would have spent half the night making me think she was signing up for the baloney rodeo, then ran off and locked herself in her room after freaking about about how "aggressive" I am. You know, after she had me help her hang her curtain rod and fix her garbage disposal.

[NormanPride]

No, that would have been me if I'd have gone over to the other girl's apartment. She would have spent half the night making me think she was signing up for the baloney rodeo, then ran off and locked herself in her room after freaking about about how "aggressive" I am. You know, after she had me help her hang her curtain rod and fix her garbage disposal.

I'm so glad I'm married. Now even if badger freaks out because I've been too "aggressive" at least I've fixed my OWN curtain rod and garbage disposal.

[bri]

Heh. :D

[soonerboomer93]

I'm so glad I'm married. Now even if badger freaks out because I've been too "aggressive" at least I've fixed my OWN curtain rod and garbage disposal.
i can understand how you fix your own curtain rod

but wouldn't fixing the garbage disposal be soemthing involving badger????

[soonerboomer93]

4 hours of sleep is not good

i'm so cutting off a couple bars when I get back...

[bri]

78 degrees is probably too cold for swimming, isn't it?

[bri]

In response to my own question, the answer turns out to be "no".

[bri]

About this time tomorrow night, I'll be going nom nom nom on some ribs, burgers and dogs and getting ready to watch some sh*t blow up...

http://a161.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_c3fe9bec2bb9211b22091b0409d13770.jpg

America...F*CK YEAH!!!

[soonerboomer93]

I wonder if fireworkage was ever scouted out and discovered

there was discussion of blowing **** up tonight...

[soonerboomer93]

damn o key broke again

[bri]

Gonna show it your "o" key. "o", "o", "o"....

[soonerboomer93]

today is now full of the worst possible kind of suck and lose...

[yermom]

that doesn't sound good...

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, one of the koreans on our job won't be going home...

not good...

[soonerboomer93]

Jina's "friend" was trying for my junk tonight...

(Jina is in Seoul right now)

[bri]

Dude, that sucks in varying degrees.

[bri]

I think I'll just keep reposting this all day. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=271WJG58QPU) :D

[jk the sooner fan]

i'm thinking that while he may be strumming the guitar, the sounds coming out of it arent matching the guitar on the actual song

[bri]

I would be way more excited about hosting a cookout if "hosting a cookout" was code for "taking a nap".

http://a987.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/76/l_e8abdcded5dfe49f59d7bf767814b5ca.gif

[soonerboomer93]

stupid iz me

[bri]

Well, my two guests finally left. Time to figure out what the f*ck I'm gonna do with all the food I thawed out that I didn't use. haichbee and I will be feasting like kings for the next few days.

Now to see if it's too late to run across the river and get some face time with the new hotness...

[soonerboomer93]

is it ever too late?

[bri]

Apparently, yes.

But it ISN'T too late to go watch a movie with my neurotic ****-tease friend. The only reason I'm going is because she's gonna buy me beer and make chicken nachos. :D

[soonerboomer93]

maybe she won't tease too bad???

[soonerboomer93]

drivers picking me up in an hour, i'll be gone 10 days and doubt i'll check sf

you bitches better have a summary ready for me when I return :D

[yermom]

well, i can start now

bitches is crazy

YWIA

[BigRedJed]

Apparently, yes.

But it ISN'T too late to go watch a movie with my neurotic ****-tease friend. The only reason I'm going is because she's gonna buy me beer and make chicken nachos. :D
...and blue balls. :D

[bri]

Between your constant concern for the coloration of my testes and that one guy's almost pathological fixation on the size of my wang...my "area" is well-covered.

Unlike my friend's boobs.


Goodnight, everyone!!!

[hurricane'bone]

I guess I should post a picture of some cats or some ****...

some ****. I should post it.

Day late, but still good...

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5613/0003pkh9fd7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[bri]

Coldplay - "Warning Sign"

[GottaHavePride]

So, I've been told I get to organize Wichita's 4th of July event for next year. I figure I can't mess it up too badly, since Wichita has never HAD a 4th of July event with orchestra and fireworks before. ;)

[bri]

You don't need a precedent to suck, dude. :D

[hurricane'bone]

So, I've been told I get to organize Wichita's 4th of July event for next year. I figure I can't mess it up too badly, since Wichita has never HAD a 4th of July event with orchestra and fireworks before. ;)
I'm sorry...your post was not about women or booze, you must have meant to post it somewhere else...

[proud gonzo]

So, I've been told I get to organize Wichita's 4th of July event for next year. I figure I can't mess it up too badly, since Wichita has never HAD a 4th of July event with orchestra and fireworks before. ;)SWEET!!! Can I help you audition the pyrotechnic squad? :D




and btw, you guys have totally ruined this thread. buncha whiny bitches

[proud gonzo]

so I'm in the office...and nobody else is here yet. The editor is out of town the whole week and neither of the producers are here yet today. I haven't seen them since Tuesday afternoon, so I'm not sure they're actually even coming to the office today.

I'm supposed to be here around 10 a.m. and the others usually show up by 10:30, sometimes sooner. The question is, how long do I wait around before I give up and go sightseeing?

[Beef]

Start re-arranging people's desks.

[Beef]

Write scandalous love notes and sign them from other co-workers and hide them in their desks.

[Beef]

Little Orphan Annie says drink more Ovaltine.

[proud gonzo]

um... I think since there are only 3 of them, and they're all guys, and they're all married... that probably wouldn't be a very good plan.

but seriously, they're still not here. I think i'm going to head out for lunch soon and go to a museum or something.

[Beef]

Little Orphan Annie says drink more Ovaltine.
WTF? :confused:

[proud gonzo]

should i go for the metropolitan museum of art or the museum of natural history? or the museum of modern art?

[Beef]

Go to the one with the best food.

[hurricane'bone]

Natural History.

And then go to the fif avenue Apple Store and take a picture of the borg cube.

[proud gonzo]

hehehe--i wouldn't know which one that would be.

but either way, my boss just showed up. darn it. I may see if hopefully i can leave early....

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I would just like to point out that today is Bootyman's birthday.

[proud gonzo]

Natural History.

And then go to the fif avenue Apple Store and take a picture of the borg cube.what????

[hurricane'bone]

http://images.apple.com/retail/fifthavenue/gallery/images/photo3.jpg

[proud gonzo]

well that's cool. I may have to go up there just to look at it.

So, my boss showed up at 11:45... he left lamost an hour later and told me to answer the phones while he was gone. I haven't freaking had lunch yet. The other producer was supposed to show up "soon" but he's also not here yet. I'm supposed to be researching happiness and finding all books/tv shows/ documentaries that have been made about it recently. oh boy.

i'm about to turn in to an angry dizzy hulk if i don't get food sometime soon.

[bri]

I highly recommend lunch. It's delicious.

[leavingthezoo]

well that's cool. I may have to go up there just to look at it.

So, my boss showed up at 11:45... he left lamost an hour later and told me to answer the phones while he was gone. I haven't freaking had lunch yet. The other producer was supposed to show up "soon" but he's also not here yet. I'm supposed to be researching happiness and finding all books/tv shows/ documentaries that have been made about it recently. oh boy.

i'm about to turn in to an angry dizzy hulk if i don't get food sometime soon.

don't you mean an angry, dizzy, TINY hulk? :pop:

[Beef]

don't you mean an angry, dizzy, TINY hulk? :pop:
Or not so tiny.
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2290/24338313mdc5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[jk the sooner fan]

oh jeebus

[Beef]

pg need food!

http://img218.echo.cx/img218/6574/pgdevil3jv.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[bri]

Hyper-allergic band geek girl needs food...BADLY

[GottaHavePride]

Hooray for Beef!

Wait, that sounds weird.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Not to me.

:norm:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

And also, :meat: ...

[bri]

Hmmmm...I can't decide if I want to go swim, go meet Girl #3 at the Gray Snail, or take a nap.

My life is hard.

[BigRedJed]

Blue balls!!

[BigRedJed]

Sorry, I couldn't figure out a way to appropriately work it into a response to your post, so I just blurted it out.

[BigRedJed]

BLUE BALLS!!!

[bri]

All I'm saying is, if just the mere mention of a woman is enough to get you worked up enough to suffer blue balls...it may be time to just break down and hire a woman for the evening.

[GottaHavePride]

So I've already re-read all the Hary Potter books in preparation for Book 7 arriving in two more weeks. Now I'm re-watching all the movies to get ready for Order of the Phoenix opening Wednesday. (No, I'm not going to the midnight show. I'll wait a day or two for the costumed geeks to clear out first. Not like I don't already know what happens.)

[bri]

And now, it's time for How To Post Like Soonerus, Lesson 13:

1. Start a thread complaining about how sick you are of hearing something.

2. Immediately reply to your own thread, posting the information you are sick of hearing.

3. Resume smugness.


Be sure and join us next time, when we'll learn how to insist that things you do and see are logically and naturally the best...

[Soonerus]

Hey...and thanks...

[bri]

I have no idea what day it is.

Five-day weekends rule.

[bri]

Broken Lizard is teh win.

[hurricane'bone]

Oh I can't wait for school to start back up again...

[hurricane'bone]

and D-Fest

[proud gonzo]

So I've already re-read all the Hary Potter books in preparation for Book 7 arriving in two more weeks. Now I'm re-watching all the movies to get ready for Order of the Phoenix opening Wednesday. (No, I'm not going to the midnight show. I'll wait a day or two for the costumed geeks to clear out first. Not like I don't already know what happens.)i'm rewatching most of them on TV... but i'll have plenty of time to watch all the movies (with special features) before the book comes out. I'll have a week when I get back.

[bri]

Work is teh suck. Boo!

Also, I can't find my camera.

A case of the Mondays...I has it.

[jk the sooner fan]

3. Resume smugness.





oh, the irony

[proud gonzo]

seriously, can you guys just get in a fist fight at the next tailgate and get this over with? the constant p*ssiness is getting SO old.

[bri]

But it's so much more fun to have stalkers. It makes me feel much more important than starting threads devoted to each and every bit of mundane minutae that transpires in my daily life ever could.

[jk the sooner fan]

seriously, can you guys just get in a fist fight at the next tailgate and get this over with? the constant p*ssiness is getting SO old.

two many people involved, it would be considered riotous and then the tailgate would get shut down :)

[bri]

Feh. If the last tailgate was any indication, everyone would just do their usual "pretend to like bri until they're safely back behind computers" routine. So, you know, forgive me if I don't tremble in fear for my safety.

[jk the sooner fan]

Feh. If the last tailgate was any indication, everyone would just do their usual "pretend to like bri until they're safely back behind computers" routine. So, you know, forgive me if I don't tremble in fear for my safety.

i wasnt inferring that EVERYBODY wants to fight bri, rather that everybody would be fighting everybody

as in, its not like you and i are the only two with differences on the board

[bri]

Depeche Mode - "Enjoy The Silence"

So pretty.

[hurricane'bone]

Oooo....The UFO couch is going to be at Dwelling Spaces the week before D-Fest.

http://www.dfest.com/images/hughUFOcouch.jpg

[proud gonzo]

i wasnt inferring that EVERYBODY wants to fight bri, rather that everybody would be fighting everybody

as in, its not like you and i are the only two with differences on the boardyes, but y'all certainly make it whiningly obvious

[jk the sooner fan]

well thank you for noticing, and even moreso, calling it out!

[proud gonzo]

you're welcome.

[proud gonzo]

lordy i'm bored here.

[jk the sooner fan]

lordy i'm bored here.

well do what the rest of us do, pick a fight to pass the day ;)

[proud gonzo]

****!! weird al is playing in tulsa friday and i'll freaking be in NJ still :mad: :mad: :mad:

[jk the sooner fan]

remember, in new jersey, its the "shore", not the beach

[proud gonzo]

well... there are beaches at the shore.

[jk the sooner fan]

yes, i'm aware of that, i used to live there.....but they dont call it the beach.....they call it the shore

dont ask me why, they just do

where in jersey are you?

[proud gonzo]

yes, i'm aware of that, i used to live there.....but they dont call it the beach.....they call it the shore

dont ask me why, they just do

where in jersey are you?no, i just mean that it's a different usage of the word. At least IMO. Most places if you say "I'm going to the beach" it means you're going to the place with lots of sand where the waves come up on the land. If you say you're going to the shore, it means you're going down to the area where there is a shore... but that could mean you're going to a restaurant there or a boardwalk or something. But you can go to the shore without going to the sandy place where the waves come up on the land. I guess maybe in other places they use "beach" that way too. I dunno--we don't have beaches OR shores in Kansas.

My grandma lives in Fords (right on the edge of Woodbridge)

[jk the sooner fan]

right, i getcha.....and i agree, but they refer to the beach as the shore....when they say "they are going to the shore", it means they are going to the beach

i'm vaguely familiar with woodbridge

[hurricane'bone]

Also...watch out for the Syringes (http://deadspin.com/sports/tingliness/new-jersey-beaches-+-syringe-accident+free-since-friday-276029.php)

[jk the sooner fan]

just about the time the water gets warm enough to swim in without major shrinkage, the jelly fish come around in droves.........blah, no thanks

[bri]

Patton Oswalt - Werewolves and Lollipops

[NormanPride]

Board crash in 5... 4... 3... 2...

[bri]

God damn, I hate our fanbase.

[Harry Beanbag]

God damn, I hate our fanbase.


You seem to have a healthy hatred of everybody that doesn't think or act exactly like you. Not healthy man.

[bri]

You'd think that...and as usual, you'd be wrong.

Thanks for stopping by.

[Harry Beanbag]

So you just act like it then. That may be even more disturbing.

[bri]

No, what's disturbing is the fact that your first posts in this thread in three months are to try and start sh*t with me. Now I know who that unsigned Valentine's card came from...

[Harry Beanbag]

No, what's disturbing is the fact that your first posts in this thread in three months are to try and start sh*t with me. Now I know who that unsigned Valentine's card came from...


Now I have another quandary. I can't decide which is more disturbing, you looking up when my last post in this nearly 10,000 post thread was or you having 1200+ posts in this thread alone.

I wasn't really trying to start **** with you, just concerned is all. I mean we all know there would be no humor or fun on this board at all if you weren't able to bring it.

I'll leave you to your circle jerk thread now, sorry I opened the closet door and bothered you. :rolleyes:

[bri]

Points for effort, but you're still the worst me ever.

[Soonerus]

final test...

[soonerboomer93]

that sounds promising...

[proud gonzo]

God damn, I hate our fanbase.what did I miss?

did the board crash? what kinds of stupid are happening here?

[bri]

Let's just say I wish I could Swayzebomb the entire effin' Football board.

If there's anything worse than 300 knuckle-draggers, it's 300 agitated knuckle-draggers. :rolleyes:

[proud gonzo]

oh joy...

[NormanPride]

pg, have you not heard the news? The NCAA just released a statement that they're removing all history of football from our state, and they're personally coming over to urinate on Mex's grave. I think they planned a side-trip to deface Heisman Park - just before tearing it down and turning it into Communist Park, of course.

[Beef]

If I had the energy, I would sign up a troll named Jim Jones and go to the football board and offer people some yummy kool-aid.

[1stTimeCaller]

but what about USC and Ohio State?!?!?!?!?!
;)

[Beef]

but what about USC and Ohio State?!?!?!?!?!
;)
They're big fat cheaters, but the NCAA loves them and hates us.

[proud gonzo]

I just addressed an envelope to the Harbel Community Foundation in Baltimore.


heh

[1stTimeCaller]

did you affix a stamp to it?
are you going to mail it?

;)

[proud gonzo]

no, I didn't put a stamp on it and no i'm not going to mail it. They haven't finished recording the tapes and burning the dvds that will go inside the envelopes, and i'm only working here one more day. I'm just getting all the envelopes ready to go out eventually.

:P

[1stTimeCaller]

last day? mail them to random addresses.

[proud gonzo]

hehehe

[hurricane'bone]

I love french benefits...

[hurricane'bone]

heh.

http://www.snorgtees.com/images/BaghdadAssUp_Fullpic_1.jpg

[proud gonzo]

heh

[yermom]

oh my, that's funny

[proud gonzo]

hmm... i should go home soon.

[hurricane'bone]

Tomorrow is going to suck...

[soonerboomer93]

ok bitches, I'm back...

[hurricane'bone]

in the saddle again?

[soonerboomer93]

eh, I think I broke the saddle

but now I need sleep, being up for 22 hours is hurting me...

[1stTimeCaller]

I have no idea how to depth track with this old, sorry ***ed surface system. My night hand says that his last 5 jobs were with this system so I put him in charge of the technical crap. He didn't get the cables hooked up correctly so we may have a problem on our hands. I have never used this system and I don'y like it.

[jk the sooner fan]

sleeping on somebody elses bed sucks....one more nite here then a 9 hour drive home

[Mongo]

kan i haz pntz nohw?

noh?

kthnx

[1stTimeCaller]

these Arkansas wells are little bitty. They drilled a pilot hole to 3435 TVD. We're going to kick off at 1734 TVD and the TVD of our horizontal is 2480.

ken i be a big boi well nao?

[Mongo]

the differential pressure is causing the drill string to stick and it is causing difficult sliding conditions. We added 45 sacks of magna fiber and 5# per barrel of nut plug. If it doesnt stop, we are gonna have to add 100 barrels of ABO to cut the mud weight.

ABO is full of stinky and asphalt

[1stTimeCaller]

do they have an agitator on the BHA?

[Mongo]

nope, dont need one. We run tri-cones.

[soonerboomer93]

so someone wants me to

"wait for her and help her"

i ****ing don't understand korean girls....

[1stTimeCaller]

I've seen plenty of agitators used with tricones.

[Mongo]

the only time I heard of an agitator is when running a PDC. You can get rough with the tri-cones, jamming it up and down and bumping it on the bottom. As a PDC's cutting stucture is finely tuned and somewhat more fragile, it cant take that punishment. I have seen PDC's missing the diamond wafer buttons caused by it.

now it is time to grease myself up with pipe dope and slide down the V-door

[Mjcpr]

the only time I heard of an agitator is when running a PDC. You can get rough with the tri-cones, jamming it up and down and bumping it on the bottom. As a PDC's cutting stucture is finely tuned and somewhat more fragile, it cant take that punishment. I have seen PDC's missing the diamond wafer buttons caused by it.

now it is time to grease myself up with pipe dope and slide down the V-door

:hot:

[Mongo]

:hot:


we had this thread rockin' before you showed up

[Beef]

Why do I go to the football board?

[1stTimeCaller]

I didn't know that we had one.

I got evicted from my apartment over in Swapland so I think I'll just sleep on the couch over here.

[proud gonzo]

Why do I go to the football board?I don't know. i never do. I'm even starting to wonder why i come to this thread...half the time i don't have a clue what anyone's talking about.

[sanantoniosooner]

sleeping on somebody elses bed sucks....one more nite here then a 9 hour drive home
Our road trip faired better.

If you and the spousal unit give each mattress a work out it isn't as bad. It was 8 straight days of abusing relatives bedrooms for us.:O

[leavingthezoo]

I don't know. i never do. I'm even starting to wonder why i come to this thread...half the time i don't have a clue what anyone's talking about.

what are you talking about?

[proud gonzo]

what are you talking about?:rolleyes: you know

[soonerboomer93]

oh, that...

[1stTimeCaller]

Where's the whipstock you ask? At the bottom of the hole. We went to tag up yesterday about noonish. It was not at 1500 feet like it should have been. We may get started drilling today.

[Beef]

I don't know. i never do. I'm even starting to wonder why i come to this thread...half the time i don't have a clue what anyone's talking about.
Me neither. I think this thread could use more discussions about mac and cheese. Mmmmm...cheese.

[leavingthezoo]

SPORK!

[NormanPride]

There are entirely too many oily people in this thread.

[1stTimeCaller]

We can't get back into the hole we made off of the whipstock. heehee

[soonerboomer93]

showers help with the oily ness...