[soonerboomer93]

?

[GottaHavePride]

Not kidney stones again, is it?

[hurricane'bone]

Yeah...oh man....If I can make it till morning...I can go see my Dr.

[GottaHavePride]

Dude, that sucks.

:les: STOP DRINKING TEA!!!

[hurricane'bone]

No tea this time...just a drop in water consumption/increased intake in salt. I noticed a few days ago that my **** was awful dark.

[soonerboomer93]

drink rasberry juice and take a warm bath?


oh wait, wrong issue...

[soonerboomer93]

actually, those are 1 thing I hope to never have to endure....

[bri]

Pray for me; I'm on my way to work with about two hours of sleep.

Oh yeah, and pray for haichbee as he continues to pass stones too.

[leavingthezoo]

to whom is he passing the stones? maybe HE should be quarterback.

[hurricane'bone]

this sucks

[bri]

You're, like, the only person who's having a stranger Frituesday than me.

[bri]

You know, sometimes I wonder...is there, like, a schedule that tells people when it's their day to obsess over me? These guys are like "days of the week" underwear, only crazy. :D

[hurricane'bone]

your memphis fire shirt came

[Beef]

You know, sometimes I wonder...is there, like, a schedule that tells people when it's their day to obsess over me? These guys are like "days of the week" underwear, only crazy. :D
It's the Lizatar.

[bri]

Ah, but I didn't have the Lizatar yesterday, when both BRR and SITM flipped out on me in that initial thread. 'cause, you know, the only person I actually made fun of (unprovoked, at least) was Paul Thompson, and you didn't see him getting all cranky. ;)


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Lizatar...

[soonerboomer93]

whoo hoo

3 hours of sleep

damn it

[bri]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/AMZ-Ann1.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

need nap soon...

[BigRedJed]

I'm not sure why this made me chuckle a little bit when I saw it:

olevetonahill (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=38933) http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/misc/question_icon.gif Viewing User Profile
olevetonahill (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=38933)

[Howzit]

BigRedJed (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=38933) Sniffing MySpace Page Flaming Lips (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=38933)

[GottaHavePride]

So Women of Ninja Warrior is almost as good as the guy's competition.

And by "almost" I mean the stages aren't quite as entertaining, but the chicks are pretty hot. Aside from the Romanian gymnast chick.

[GottaHavePride]

Dang. Ayako Miyake.

[bri]

Dude, Domino Hill would totally kick my ***.

And this weekend has my circadian rhythms seriously f'ed up. :D

[hurricane'bone]

Pain pills = Win!

[bri]

Heh.

Man, everyone who isn't Miyake sucks at final stage.

[hurricane'bone]

Still not a big fan of women's ninja warrior...

[hurricane'bone]

oof. (http://www.withleather.com//ul/2909-67956087.eROMFUh5.IMG_0003.jpg)

[bri]

well, duty calls. time to head back out...

[GottaHavePride]

Heh.

Man, everyone who isn't Miyake sucks at final stage.

No joke. Damn, the girl won it once, they re-design the course to make it harder, and she beats it again. Keep that up and they'll make her enter the men's version.

FWIW, late-night tv hostess chick was hotter than acrobat chick.

[bri]

Yeah, she makes me happy in my pants.

Which, with any luck, I may not be wearing much longer...:D

[soonerboomer93]

hmmm, I might end up going to Manilla instead of thailand


yes yes, crazytown is going full blast crazy now....

[bri]

Yeah, apparently I am now also on the Crazytown city council.

Gah.

[soonerboomer93]

ah ****, crazytown is a lot more interesting then some of the other towns...

[BigRedJed]

Pain pills = Win!
Heh (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=541041&postcount=5).

[bri]

ah ****, crazytown is a lot more interesting then some of the other towns...

Yeah, but it's also WAY more aggravating. :mad:

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, but I just blame Lynn for my grey hair...

[bri]

I guess I could grow my hair back out enough for all the gray I have around my temples to show so I can point at it and yell "YOU'RE THE REASON I HAVE THIS, YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!"

Maybe then she'll touch my pee-pee.

[soonerboomer93]

there is always that, I guess :D


of course, you coulda just gone to the strip club with 1tc this weekend

[GottaHavePride]

I guess I could grow my hair back out enough for all the gray I have around my temples to show so I can point at it and yell "YOU'RE THE REASON I HAVE THIS, YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!"

Maybe then she'll touch my pee-pee.

It seems to work for Bruce...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU

[GottaHavePride]

Oh, and I looked up on the intarwebs:

That Ayako Miyake chick won not two, but three times in a row.
Miyake > USC.

[sanantoniosooner]

bri..........are you trying to jinx the spurs and the pistons?

[bri]

Okay, in order...no thanks, groovy, yes she is, and YES I AM. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

[bri]

Heh, okay...Ofer. :D

[hurricane'bone]

My body is staging a revolt against me.

This.

Sucks.

[soonerboomer93]

more pain killers

[hurricane'bone]

Unfortunately...while pain killers will kill the pain I'm in. It won't stop what my body is doing to me.

[soonerboomer93]

heck, as long as you can't feel it, then it's all good



(well, or not)

[Frozen Sooner]

Goddamn insomnia. I'm half-asleep all day at work, but when I get home can I sleep? Of course not.

[soonerboomer93]

go back to work and sleep in your office

[bri]

gah, I don't want to go dance for Whitey today. :mad:

[Frozen Sooner]

go back to work and sleep in your office

Good thinking.

[hurricane'bone]

HAHAHAHAHA!

**** YOU BODY!!!!

[bri]

You're watching the pay-per-view channels again, aren't you?

[hurricane'bone]

heh

[bri]

Argh...I've forgotten how annoying trying to figure out what a techno song is just by the chorus. Especially classic 80's/90's club music. :mad:

Shut up bitch, you can't sing!
Shut up bitch, you can't sing!
Shut up bitch, you can't sing!
Shut up bitch, you can't sing!

[hurricane'bone]

pfft.

If you had that kick *** phone from verizon you would know what song it was and you'd be kickin' out the jams.

[bri]

Verizon would curl up in a fetal ball and weep if I asked it to be cool enough to know that song.

I guess I'll suck it up and ask the crazy girl.

[soonerboomer93]

i thought it was pump up the jams

[soonerboomer93]

oh, bad news, not much ****ing sleep again

but I did actually have a nap after the gym

[soonerboomer93]

Today's cultural knowledge lesson: Filipina women love fat men...

[hurricane'bone]

Can you get cheap *** electronics in South Korea?

[soonerboomer93]

Hey, this is the home country of Samsung

Actually, I ****ing work out of their shipyard


and I buy my electronics in the states and bring them here because it's ****in cheaper in the US.

[GottaHavePride]

Can you get cheap *** electronics in South Korea?

Taiwan, yes.

[bri]

Dude, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on Encore!

Kill him a lot...:D

[Frozen Sooner]

Dude, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on Encore!

Kill him a lot...:D



Growl. I used to love me some Kristy Swanson. You know, before she discovered Craft Services.

[soonerboomer93]

I can get cheap movies out of thailand, but i'm not going there yet

I'll check how prices are in manilla when I'm there in July though. Hopefully I can get some items there.

[soonerboomer93]

Growl. I used to love me some Kristy Swanson. You know, before she discovered Craft Services.




especially when she did a nice photoshot a couple years back...

[bri]

Yes, airbrushing > craft services. :D

[jk the sooner fan]

apparently iraq is a good place to get cheap movies, jk2 got me the first 6 seasons of the soprano's for 25 bucks

[soonerboomer93]

PIRATER

[soonerboomer93]

although, I can buy legit copies of HBO series here for less then the US

[jk the sooner fan]

no, they arent pirated.......these are being sold on the US bases over there

[soonerboomer93]

ah, so it's a military discount that they're getting

probably stuff sold onthe cheap to keep them entertained and out of trouble


so US bases in Iraq cheap movies, rest of Iraq, may not be the same

[jk the sooner fan]

yeah i dont know about the rest of iraq

[hurricane'bone]

I really want one of these:

http://www.htc.com/product/PRODUCTS_IMAGES/s710_141x228.jpg
http://www.htc.com/product/03-product_s710.htm

or these:

http://www.htc.com/product/PRODUCTS_IMAGES/p3300_141x228.jpg
http://www.htc.com/product/03-product_p3300.htm


And I don't think I can get them in the US.

[GottaHavePride]

I know two people in Taiwan right now if you want. One of them, though, is a crazy yainch. The other is a relatively stable dude. Oh, and a friend of mine from high school is living in Bangkok.

[hurricane'bone]

I just don't know how much they sell for over there...I can get the top one (an st710) on ebay for $450 plus shipping. And that is a ****tonne more than I want to pay. Although I'll probably end up paying that much for an iPhone.

[soonerboomer93]

I know two people in Taiwan right now if you want. One of them, though, is a crazy yainch. The other is a relatively stable dude. Oh, and a friend of mine from high school is living in Bangkok.

heh, you said bangkok

[GottaHavePride]

heh, you said bangkok

That I did. Out of high school we all thought that guy would end up working for the CIA.

[bri]

BANGKOK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11

[Frozen Sooner]

I just don't know how much they sell for over there...I can get the top one (an st710) on ebay for $450 plus shipping. And that is a ****tonne more than I want to pay. Although I'll probably end up paying that much for an iPhone.

WHERE'S MY COVEY SOFTWARE BITCH?!?!?!

[hurricane'bone]

heh.

not long after that...I quit working for them, so I kinda forgot about it.

I think I still have it in a box in my apartment.

PEEM me you address again and I'll send it on its way

[bri]

Reason #841 why I loathe this board - The only people who watch AND discuss 24 are morons.

"Supporting characters and subplots? BOOOOO! Loud noises? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!" :rolleyes:

[hurricane'bone]

Yeah...I've still got it. I'll send it tomorrow. Do you have a preferred courier?

[Frozen Sooner]

Yeah...I've still got it. I'll send it tomorrow. Do you have a preferred courier?

Postal Service is fine.

7641 Lumbis Avenue 102
Anchorage, AK 99518

[hurricane'bone]

OK...I'll send it off tomorrow. It'll be Priority.

[bri]

Dude, you've got balls to post your address on a board that boasts dyed-in-the-wool sociopaths among its membership. :eek:

[Frozen Sooner]

Eh. My name is out there. Everyone knows I live in Anchorage and that I'm a banker. If someone wanted to find me, they could.

[bri]

Then you won't mind if we use you as bait in our glorious socialist plot to have one of the accursed patriots seized attempting to cross the US/Canadian border (or, as it will be known after the revolution, the Mexican/Canadian border) with a truck full of weapons? :D

[Frozen Sooner]

Go for it, man. Anything I can do to help the struggle.

[bri]

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!!!

Only, you know, it will.

[soonerboomer93]

mike, your porn and the information packet for new ministers (with certificate) will arrive in a week or so...

[soonerboomer93]

apparently Lynn broke the shower head in the masterbath

not sure how, but it's some cheap plastic thing and I'll just have the office call the leasing agents to go fix it tomorrow if I can't fix it tonight

and I may not have gotten much sleep, but atleast someone got 8 hours of rest in the bed...

[Frozen Sooner]

mike, your porn and the information packet for new ministers (with certificate) will arrive in a week or so...


HOORAY! PORN!

[soonerboomer93]

you'll say that until you see it...

[Frozen Sooner]

Nah. I'm ALWAYS happy to see porn. Even if I don't like it, someone had fun making it at least.

[soonerboomer93]

this is true

[Frozen Sooner]

My freaking blisters hurt.

[soonerboomer93]

rub some porn on it...

[bri]

My freaking blisters hurt.

Maybe you should cut back on the porn.

[yermom]

rub some porn on it...

that's your answer for everything!

[Frozen Sooner]

Maybe you should cut back on the porn.

Sacrilege.

[bri]

CHUBBUCK!!!!

[hurricane'bone]

Mike - Package is in the mail. Should take 3 or 4 days

[hurricane'bone]

I thought about posting this on the SO, but I decided more people would pay attention to it here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=0ji8Ig2p8wo)

[hurricane'bone]

COMEDY GOLD PEOPLE!

[bri]

HOORAY, MAIL!!!

[hurricane'bone]

be glad you posted that, or otherwise I wouldn't have gone and checked the mail and saw that your package was in the office. So now you don't have to wait until morning.

[bri]

DOUBLE HOORAY!!!

[Frozen Sooner]

Mike - Package is in the mail. Should take 3 or 4 days

HOORAY!

Thanks man!

[hurricane'bone]

No problem.

[soonerboomer93]

DRIBBLE HOORAY

[soonerboomer93]

i really really hope I can get to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight...

[hurricane'bone]

Sleep is for the weak

[sanantoniosooner]

and people with jobs.

[hurricane'bone]

Well...****...I guess I should get to sleep then...

[soonerboomer93]

the whole sleep at work thing isn't working out well since I leave my office door open...


luckily, I don't have to go anywhere but home and Lynn is gonna cook tonight...

[sanantoniosooner]

Well...****...I guess I should get to sleep then...
You gotta hold out long enough to pretend you don't need it.

[soonerboomer93]

i've done that too many times the last 2 weeks which is why I'm glad someone has the night off so I can actually freakin sleep tonight

[hurricane'bone]

Hmmm...Someone from the UK just tried to call me

[hurricane'bone]

There is a lot of angst in the sports world today...

[GottaHavePride]

Hooray!

I'll get to see cute friend from New York in a couple of weeks. :D

[bri]

*sigh*...I have to send the pressssioussss back because stupid jersey sizing conventions aren't the same across the board. :mad: :( :mad:

[BigRedJed]

Mike - letterbomb is in the mail. Should take 3 or 4 days
:eek:

[bri]

meh.

[soonerboomer93]

which one, the jordan one?

[hurricane'bone]

I hate allergies...and I don't even have them

[hurricane'bone]

BWW SUCCS

[bri]

which one, the jordan one?

Yep. Actually, I'm gonna send them both back 'cause while I can wear the Mavs jersey...I'd like a skosh more room.

Oh, and I'd like to punch this f*cking day in the head. :mad:

[soonerboomer93]

so we have an outdoor dinner thing tonight

and it's ****in raining...

and it took me 1 hour to get home (13 km) 30 minutes to make it from my office to 14 (about 2 or 3 km)

[hurricane'bone]

*sigh*

Hello crazytown.

[yermom]

that seems to be a popular place

[hurricane'bone]

Well...bitches is crazy...

[yermom]

word.

[soonerboomer93]

yes, yes they are

and Mike forgot, it is the "vent about women" thread amongst it's many subjects..

[soonerboomer93]

and dammit, i'm sick

either that, or i'm just really really physically exhausted

[soonerboomer93]

crap, I just realized I forgot to test the sat phones today...

but, by posting this, I am reminding myself to do it tomorrow, or something..

[bri]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STAR WARS!!!!

[BigRedJed]

You're the child that really, really disappointed your family when you grew up.

[bri]

Yeah, but I made up for it when I moved away.

[Frozen Sooner]

Yeah, I made a big faux pas.

[hurricane'bone]

We're caught in trap....I can't walk out...Because I love you too much baby....Why can't you see....What you've doin' to me...When you don't believe a word I'm sayin'...

Elvis is my power animal.

[hurricane'bone]

http://photos-991.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v64/61/65/26404016/n26404016_30420991_5905.jpg

[bri]

Yeah, I made a big faux pas.

Mmmmm!

I didn't know you were having a dinner party.

[BigRedJed]

No, I meant STAR WARS was the child that really, really... ...nevermind.

[bri]

I MOVED AWAY!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!111

[soonerboomer93]

okay, sat phones are charging


and **** the french...

[bri]

I am sofa king board.

[Frozen Sooner]

WE HAVE TO TAKE OUR...CLOTHES OFF!
WE HAVE TO PARTY...ALL NIGHT!

[bri]

Well, I'm watching the MythBusters Jaws special and Kari is wearing a bikini top. Does that count?

[Frozen Sooner]

Absolutely.

I don't know why this song is stuck in my head. But it is.

[BigRedJed]

Mmmm... ...Kari...

[soonerboomer93]

damn, I wonder when that airs here????

[bri]

yeah, you might just wanna start YouTubing that one now. ;)

I'm so bored, I'm thinking about going down to the clubhouse for the lame Memorial Day party they're having.

[soonerboomer93]

actually, I think it airs soon here, I've seen it advertised on the Discovery channel here

[soonerboomer93]

hmmm, I think that if it turned out bacon, was made from people. I would be ok with that...

[GottaHavePride]

Dang, I missed that? crap.

Oh, and in th midst of studying all these operatic selections to conduct in a week I have reached a conclusion:

Opera is all about sex. Every bit of it. some of it is happy sex, some of it is weird creepy sex, but it's all about sex.

[bri]

So, opera is like everything else in life? :D

[soonerboomer93]

we have a winna

[bri]

Fun update: I just started a load of dishes in the dishwasher, marinated some chicken breasts, cleaned the sink and counter while watching haichbee's cat go to town on some gooshy fuds I served her to help her cope with the absense of her owner.

Holy crap, I am a blinding inferno of fun.

[soonerboomer93]

i burnt my bacon

laundy is in, waiting on 1 load to start a second, and now i'm archiving tv shows from itunes...

[GottaHavePride]

Heh. I just ate dinner (which was awesome: red beans and rice with some cajun sausage in, plus cajun seasoned tilapia cooked on a really hot cast-iron skillet) all cooked by me.

now I'm about to hit teh intarwebs and translate the last couple of arias I have to learn so I can get down to mah studiez.

[bri]

Good lord, we are sad.

Oh, and I'm having nachos for dinner.

[GottaHavePride]

Heh. Well, I figure FINY is in NY until the 6th anyway, and if doing all this gets me a job with an actual, professional opera company I can deal with being slightly pathetic on Memorial Day weekend.

[bri]

Dude, don't bring that weak FINY tot action in here. We don't want to hear about your happy, no matter how lame it actually is. ;)

[GottaHavePride]

heh.

[bri]

Speaking of weak tot action, every time I think I miss being a vBookie (not a mod, mind you, just a bookie) I see some rando pop up in one of your event threads whining 'cause you didn't post an event for something else and I reconsider. I'd get forced out all over again for deleting his post and suggesting that he place 200 vCash on "shutting the f*ck up, bitch". ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Chick Update

Amazingly hot girl who cuts my hair and who shot me down about six months ago ("You seem like fun but I never know when my days off are and I want to spend them with my daughter") after cutting my hair today says "I know you have a girlfriend and all, but if you ever want to hang out, here's my number."

Women. Can't live with 'em. Screwing guys is out of the question.

[soonerboomer93]

bah, women are a pain

and Lynn is in the Phillippines until july atleast
which is why I get to go there in july instead of thailand...

[bri]

See, that would almost be acceptable in the new, borderline emo IT...except for the part about having a girlfriend. Partial fail simply will not do. :D

[bri]

bah, women are a pain

and Lynn is in the Phillippines until july atleast
which is why I get to go there in july instead of thailand...

Dude, that sucks.

Is Dr. Ladyboy gonna let you push back the operation, then? :D

[soonerboomer93]

oh, 1 load of laundry is done, and now the reds are in the washer

already loaded the dishwasher so i can run it tonight

[Frozen Sooner]

See, that would almost be acceptable in the new, borderline emo IT...except for the part about having a girlfriend. Partial fail simply will not do. :D

But I don't have a girlfriend. I have a really tall nice-looking smart girl who I get to make out with and take on dates and then freaks out and drops out of contact for several days.

I will somehow work this out to not getting the secks from either of them. Watch.

[Frozen Sooner]

oh, 1 load of laundry is done, and now the reds are in the washer

already loaded the dishwasher so i can run it tonight

With the amount of cheap butt running around Thailand, why are you worried about where Lynn is and why you'd be going to there instead of Thailand?

My advice:

Go to Thailand. Get freaky. Hook up with Stephanie when you get back.

[soonerboomer93]

Dude, that sucks.

Is Dr. Ladyboy gonna let you push back the operation, then? :D


**** off, dip ****



actually, I wanted my PADI license, so now I may have to figure out some place to get it in the Phillippines

[bri]

But I don't have a girlfriend. I have a really tall nice-looking smart girl who I get to make out with and take on dates and then freaks out and drops out of contact for several days.

I will somehow work this out to not getting the secks from either of them. Watch.

I stand corrected. Welcome to Crazytown, population four out of the five guys who post actively in this thread. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

See, that would almost be acceptable in the new, borderline emo IT...except for the part about having a girlfriend. Partial fail simply will not do. :D
Oh, yeah:

To add to the drama, I am heading over to a girl's house for a barbecue tonight. There is mutual attraction. She is in the middle of a divorce. Bonus points: we work together and it's likely that I will be her direct supervisor in a couple of months.

I really hope her soon-to-be ex is there.

[bri]

**** off, dip ****



actually, I wanted my PADI license, so now I may have to figure out some place to get it in the Phillippines

Tee hee!

You know, as much as posters around here either live in or visit Thailand...it's amazing I don't make more sex change jokes. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

With the amount of cheap butt running around Thailand, why are you worried about where Lynn is and why you'd be going to there instead of Thailand?

My advice:

Go to Thailand. Get freaky. Hook up with Stephanie when you get back.

Disclaimer:

I don't know Lynn or Stephanie, nor have I been to Thailand. Stephanie has a nice smile though.

[bri]

Oh, yeah:

To add to the drama, I am heading over to a girl's house for a barbecue tonight. There is mutual attraction. She is in the middle of a divorce. Bonus points: we work together and it's likely that I will be her direct supervisor in a couple of months.

I really hope her soon-to-be ex is there.

Dude, you are seriously blowing my long-held idea about life in the Frozen North all to hell. It's like Dawson's Iced-Over Creek up there.

[Frozen Sooner]

Tee hee!

You know, as much as posters around here either live in or visit Thailand...it's amazing I don't make more sex change jokes. :D

With the number of times you say "Tee hee" it's amazing more sex change jokes don't get made about you, Richie Rich.

[Frozen Sooner]

Dude, you are seriously blowing my long-held idea about life in the Frozen North all to hell. It's like Dawson's Iced-Over Creek up there.

Heh. Head over to Google and see what the first city on the Al-Can Highway is. I always get a kick out of that.

And I can't help that de bitches lub me. ;)

(Disclaimer: I do not support referring to women as bitches.)

[bri]

Disclaimer:

I don't know Lynn or Stephanie, nor have I been to Thailand. Stephanie has a nice smile though.

Heh, I love how the IT and MySpace/Facebook have become woven together during this season o' luv. :D

[bri]

With the number of times you say "Tee hee" it's amazing more sex change jokes don't get made about you, Richie Rich.

I'm sure Stu would have gotten around to it, were he not crushed under the cruel bootheel of internet conspiracy.

I don't know about you, but I'm really worried about getting arrested by the Better Business Bureau for fleecing that poor guy out of his hard-earned five bucks. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

I'm a HUGE sucker for a nice smile.

And here's a picture of Mile 0 on the Alcan for you:

http://www.aphrodite.com/~robd/alcan/milezero.jpg

Notice the town name...

[bri]

HA!

That's some funny sh*t right there.

[Frozen Sooner]

I'm sure Stu would have gotten around to it, were he not crushed under the cruel bootheel of internet conspiracy.

I don't know about you, but I'm really worried about getting arrested by the Better Business Bureau for fleecing that poor guy out of his hard-earned five bucks. :D

When I worked for a finance company back in the late 90s, one of my favorite threats was when someone would say they were calling the BBB on us.

"That's nice. Considering we don't belong, you can tell them to F right off. And you're still 3 payments down."

[Frozen Sooner]

HA!

That's some funny sh*t right there.

Yep, that's right. The entrance to Alaska is right through Dawson Creek.

That guy in the vest is actually James Vanderbeek. Guy spends a lot of time in makeup.

[soonerboomer93]

oh, it's not about getting cheap ***

I can get that in either country

problem is I actually like Lynn and kinda promised to go to see her

[Frozen Sooner]

oh, it's not about getting cheap ***

I can get that in either country

problem is I actually like Lynn and kinda promised to go to see her

Oh. Well, then. That's different.

(Can you make a connecting flight through Bangkok?;))

I'd like to go to Thailand just because I'd love to go somewhere where prostitution isn't just legal, it's encouraged. I want to see if I could actually go through with it. I don't think I could, really.

[soonerboomer93]

hey mr mod, why no indy 500 bets????

i wanna blow a big load (of v-cash) on danika

[Frozen Sooner]

I have no power over vBookie. Talk to GHP.

[bri]

Oh, that's rough. Well then, it becomes a no-brainer.

But then with my track record, I wouldn't suggest listening to me. :(

[bri]

Apropos of nothing, Drag It Up is quite possibly the best drinkin' album Old 97's have ever made. Pity I have no beer. :D

[soonerboomer93]

Oh. Well, then. That's different.

(Can you make a connecting flight through Bangkok?;))

I'd like to go to Thailand just because I'd love to go somewhere where prostitution isn't just legal, it's encouraged. I want to see if I could actually go through with it. I don't think I could, really.


oh, it's all on how you look at it

you aren't paying for sex, you're paying for whoever to have the night off from work so you can spend time together...

[GottaHavePride]

Sorry - I was translating. something in Italian about "hey, let's get drunk, secks is more fun that way". I just want to tell Alfredo "dude, don't hit that, she dies of some freaky disease at the end."

[soonerboomer93]

oh, and I just wanted to see thailand while it's easy and only a 6 hour flight instead of 24 hours of travel time

[Frozen Sooner]

oh, it's all on how you look at it

you aren't paying for sex, you're paying for whoever to have the night off from work so you can spend time together...

Just so long by "time together" you mean "time spend doing things that you don't want to think of your mom doing for your dad."

[Frozen Sooner]

Sorry - I was translating. something in Italian about "hey, let's get drunk, secks is more fun that way". I just want to tell Alfredo "dude, don't hit that, she dies of some freaky disease at the end."

It's opera. Everyone dies at the end. Might as well hit it while you can.

[GottaHavePride]

Well, you've got two kinds of opera. One is basically all "beer, beer beer" and the other is all "oh lordy I am dying".

Heh. Yes. I just went there.

[bri]

You don't pay 'em for sex...you pay 'em to leave.

Strangely enough, the same theory applies to marriage.

[bri]

Well, you've got two kinds of opera. One is basically all "beer, beer beer" and the other is all "oh lordy I am dying".

Heh. Yes. I just went there.

You forgot the third kind...ROCK OPERA!!!


Tommy, can you hear me?!?

[soonerboomer93]

You don't pay 'em for sex...you pay 'em to leave.

Strangely enough, the same theory applies to marriage.

women, they have you paying 1 way or the other...

[bri]

If we could find a way to harness the collective cynicism in this thread, we could power a city. :D

Old 97's - "Bloomington"

[soonerboomer93]

Jason Lee is the man...

[bri]

Heaven i need drug
Her eyes are all but fixed upon her coffee cup
And looking down she tells you things are looking up
Take another slug

Heaven I had a dream
But now my lifes a nightmare of efficiency
She rattles off the things she never got for free
Gearing up to scream

I remember when
I had you and you had so much promise then
You promised me that you would never leave again
To be broken you were made Adelaide

Heaven i need a rest
I recognized the voices talking in my head
I couldnt make out everything the voices said
Loving you is a test

I remember when
I had you and you had so much promise then
you promised me that you would never leave again
To be broken you were made Adelaide

Heaven i need a drink
Im here because they're paying me to do my thing
They never specify what it is i should bring
Im right up on the brink

I remember when
I had you and you had so much promise then
You promised me that you would never leave again
To be broken you were made Adelaide

[soonerboomer93]

Oh, that's rough. Well then, it becomes a no-brainer.

But then with my track record, I wouldn't suggest listening to me. :(

oh, my track record isn't great either...

[bri]

What remains of the day remains to be seen
By the TV that we never turn on
Each other's enough I never had it so rough
Ever since I been gone

White noise swells in my head
Making me worry it's the summertime
But it's the dead of the fall it's the dead of the night
Hell yes, I mind

I would give anything not to feel so jagged
I'd give anything not to feel so jagged
I'd give anything not to feel so jagged

I couldn't drink enough to make this make sense
But I think I'm gonna give it a try
There's no settling down there's only driving downstate
So I drive

I would give anything not to feel so jagged
I'd give anything not to feel so jagged
I'd give anything not to feel so jagged

I'd give anything not to feel so jagged

[bri]

oh, my track record isn't great either...

NONE of our track records are that great.

Well, you know, except for the two girls. But they're not here right now, so they don't count.

[bri]

It was a lonely holiday
I was alone, you were away
In Fayetteville or in another state
There's so many towns I hate

When you leave me, it breaks me like a bone
But it's never as bad as when you come home
Thought so much about suicide
Parts of me have already died

Lonely, baby I'm not lonely
Baby I'm not, I've got my imaginary friends
Happy, baby I'm so happy
Baby I'm so, I've got my imaginary friends
And if you don't love me, would you please pretend?

It was a lonely holiday
I was alone, I was afraid
The bedroom walls were closing in
It must be closing time again

When you leave me, it breaks me like the note
That you said got stuck in your throat
Thought so much about suicide
Parts of me have already died

Lonely, baby I'm not lonely
Baby I'm not, I've got my imaginary friends
Happy, baby I'm so happy
Baby I'm so, I've got my imaginary friends
And if you don't love me, would you please pretend?

[bri]

Me and this girl, we've been falling in love
Beneath a quarter moon, beneath a quarter moon
Me and this girl I've been living above
On a road called Oppenheimer

Tar on the roof, there were stars in her hair
Beneath a quarter moon, beneath a quarter moon
Me and this girl, we were going somewhere
On a road called Oppenheimer

Me and this girl, we've been working it out
We've got a long way to go, we've got a long way to go
Me and this girl, we've been having it out
On a road called Oppenheimer

Me and this girl, we've been getting it on
Beneath a quarter moon, beneath a quarter moon
Watching it go until it's all the way gone
On a road called Oppenheimer

And the day's gonna be today
And the time is gonna be right now
No, I'm never gone fall for anyone else but her
And the place is gonna be right here
On a road called Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer

Me and this girl, we been falling in love
Beneath a quarter moon, beneath a quarter moon
Me and this girl I've been dreaming above
On a road called Oppenheimer

Tar on the roof, there were stars in her hair
Beneath a quarter moon, beneath a quarter moon
Me and this girl, we were going somewhere
On a road called Oppenheimer

And the day's gonna be today
And the time is gonna be right now
No, I'm never gone fall for anyone else but her
And the place is gonna be right here
On a road called Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer

Oppenheimer
Oppenheimer

Me and this girl, we've been working it out
We've got a long way to go, we've got a long way to go

[bri]

GHP, I swear on Crom's bones that if you give this guy (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1911932&postcount=52) his Indy 500 bet I will neg you until you glow like a wildfire. :D

[soonerboomer93]

earl is genious

[bri]

The Baylor baseball radio call is not genious.

[GottaHavePride]

Meh. I figure at this point only us losers are even near a computer to bet on anything I might put up, so I wasn't planning to bother with it.

[bri]

Excellent. :D

Man, I just asked to add a random chick as a friend on Facebook because I like her hat. My boredom manifests itself in strange ways.

[bri]

Jaws is starting on Sci-Fi. My evening just became marginally less boring. :D

[hurricane'bone]

But I don't have a girlfriend. I have a really tall nice-looking smart girl who I get to make out with and take on dates and then freaks out and drops out of contact for several days.

I will somehow work this out to not getting the secks from either of them. Watch.


Are you and I the same person?

Becuase this is very close to the situation I'm in...

Oh and Missouri sucks harder than the Rock store I saw on I-44 today

[bri]

If you are the same person, then I think the rent should be split three ways.

[bri]

I'm rather disappointed that no one on MySpace has the "bearf*cker" scene from Super Troopers uploaded for my bulletining pleasure...:D

[GottaHavePride]

Awexome.

Man, I opened a bottle of wine to go with my awesome dinner (I was out of beer and too lazy to go get any) and at this point I've finished off 3/4 of it. I'm thinking it's not lasting to tomorrow.

[bri]

Go, you! Get drunk like a girl! :D

[soonerboomer93]

you're gonna be a hurtin bastard tomorrow

[GottaHavePride]

I think I spent too much of the day translating French. Gah.

[soonerboomer93]

**** the french

[GottaHavePride]

When the **** did I pass 20,000 posts?

Oh. On the moddy forum congratulating teh Nerm.

[bri]

Dude, you hit 20,000 on the moddy forum?

Super mega lame. ;)

And w00t! I found it!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keZOfvMKQro)

[soonerboomer93]

I did what is always necessary when you sleep 10 hours the previous night

I took a 3 hour afternoon nap...

[Frozen Sooner]

Update
Did not do anything with still-married girl. Which is good.

May end up doing something with hot 22-year-old girl who made major pass at me right before I left. Who works for still-married girl.

I am drunk.

[soonerboomer93]

so, I can't reach Lynn in the Phillippines

blah

[soonerboomer93]

oh, and ain't nothing wrong with a younger woman :D

[Frozen Sooner]

oh, and ain't nothing wrong with a younger woman :D

At least nothin' that a six-pack of Zima, a lollipop, and a box of condoms won't fix.

[bri]

Dammit, I broke 9,000 somewhere.

Time to get some threads deleted. :D

[soonerboomer93]

At least nothin' that a six-pack of Zima, a lollipop, and a box of condoms won't fix.



mmmm, Zima





younger women are still trainable

[hurricane'bone]

Instead of developing the parking lot and ballpark plaza west of Joe Carter Avenue, Cornett wants to see whether the ballpark can be adapted to accommodate a football or soccer team.

What?

[bri]

YAY!! WE'RE GETTING THE SAINTS!!!

I didn't know New Orleans had an MLS team, though.


Oh, and you know what cracks me up? Reciprocal negspek. Like, someone negs you just because you negged them. Makes me giggle every time. :D

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, reciprical neg spek is funny, especially when you know your spek hammer is bigger...

[bri]

Which means that I always find it funny. :D

I'm just glad they don't have spek betting...or else my hammer would disappear.

[soonerboomer93]

:eek:

[bri]

:les: IT WAS COLD!!!

[soonerboomer93]

blah, apparently CAF is looking for me, or atleast her boss is telling my friends that i need to come see her...

[bri]

You make me scared of the Far East.

[GottaHavePride]

Wait, does the C stand for cute or crazy? Or is it both (as I suspect)?

[bri]

If I've learned anything about women, it's that it's always "crazy". :mad:

[soonerboomer93]

she's not bad lookin, but it stands for crazy

[soonerboomer93]

hey GHP, go pay up on my nascar bet :D

[hurricane'bone]

Jed - The article you were mentioned in (about two weeks ago) was a pretty good read. I was worried about Al's when I went there for All-College and it was a two hour wait for food.

[Frozen Sooner]

OK, if tall cute girl who allows me to make out with her doesn't call me tonight when she gets back from backpacking at Denali National Park, I'm calling hot short haircut girl.

[soonerboomer93]

what about 22 year old? :D