[bri]

yeah, we're in the midst of his run of making the final stage and getting a little closer each time. that show is my crack now. :D

[proud gonzo]

lol--i've only seen a couple of episodes.

[NormanPride]

That was AMAZING. I didn't know human hands could create suction like that.

Not in THAT way. Pervs.

[bri]

lol--i've only seen a couple of episodes.

We've got the DVR set to record it every time it's on. Then we'll sit down and start wading though them to figure out which ones are the newest episodes...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

It can be nja wrryr tiems nao, plz?

[bri]

nja wrryr tiems pwnz wrk tiems. :(

[NormanPride]

Dude, all tiemz pwn wrk tiemz.

[bri]

http://pics.livejournal.com/iconicdreams/pic/00061bhy

[hurricane'bone]

Yes!

[bri]

yeah, that's pretty much the pinnacle of macro cats right there. :D

[hurricane'bone]

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

[bri]

Ah, whining about "the mods". It never gets old. :D

[hurricane'bone]

Dude!

Alan just got mentioned on NBA Fastbreak!

[bri]

w00t!

Also, Joe Bob Briggs is full of win and awesome.

[Soonerus]

gotta bump the "bone"

[bri]

you'll go blind

[NormanPride]

Hairy Palms

[bri]

shaking hands with the Bishop

[jk the sooner fan]

waxing the dolphin

[bri]

pulling the pud

[hurricane'bone]

finishing the blog

[SicEmBaylor]

Stroking the distinguished gentleman.

[bri]

finishing the blog

No, that actually prevents finishing the blog. :D

[BigRedJed]

Roughing up the suspect.

[bri]

spanking teh monkey

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Auditioning the finger puppets...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Dialing the rotary phone...

[bri]

All of a sudden, this thread is making me want to go flog the dolphin.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Doing my nails...

[bri]

so very happy in pants...

[jk the sooner fan]

rub one out

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Rounding the corner...

[NormanPride]

You people disgust me.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Airing the orchid...

[bri]

You people disgust me.

That is the weirderst damn masturbation euphemism I've ever heard.

[bri]

finishing the blog

The blog is up. Cease all bitching.

[Harry Beanbag]

Shaking hands with Wally the one-eyed wonder worm

[Harry Beanbag]

Ropin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater

[Harry Beanbag]

Playing tug-o-war with your man-handle

[Harry Beanbag]

Making like Hans Solo and stroking your cheese-dog

[Harry Beanbag]

Peeling the one-eyed trouser snake

[BigRedJed]

Tugging the nipple clamps while sitting in a vibrating chair wearing a gag ball and watching animal porn.

[BigRedJed]

Oh... ...you wanted euphemisms. Sorry.

[bri]

...I put on my robe and wizard hat...

[hurricane'bone]

Sometimes....I just want to die

[bri]

http://bottleofblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/kittenpile.jpg

[hurricane'bone]

Wow...my room actually looks whole again...

[Soonerus]

ATTENTION: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT...THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY OVER...

[hurricane'bone]

No, its not.

[Soonerus]

VIOLATION !!!!

[hurricane'bone]

great

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

NAGANO!

DUDE!

DAMMIT!

[bri]

That rope is teh high.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Srsly.

[bri]

o rly?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I s33 wot u did thar.

[bri]

What's really annoying is that today's episode will be the retard half of the next tournament's First Stage...so we won't get any All-Stars until freakin' Monday. :mad:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

The chicks just need to stop - they ain't gonna make it. I know whey put them on there to see their 'skin glisten in teh sun' and stuff but it just makes me sad in my head.

[bri]

Yeah, but if you only have 99 guys and one trannie...it could become gay. Then olevet wouldn't watch. :D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

O mai.

[NormanPride]

I want to learn how to climb glass.

[bri]

It's simple, really. Just get you some anti-slip spray.

Then, once you become a Ninja Warrior All-Star you won't have to use the spray anymore...because you will have developed the ability to naturally produce it at will. :D

[NormanPride]

But what if you wanted to choke the chicken? Anti-slip would be teh succ then.

[bri]

Who doesn't like a little friction? :D

[Howzit]

it turns out if your knee is swollen up the size of a grapefruit... there's a reason. go figure.

Chronic rug burns?

[leavingthezoo]

only you get that injury, bucko. :P

[bri]

oh, SNAP!

[Howzit]

only you get that injury, bucko. :P
At least it's just my knees.

How are your elbows doing, btw?

[Howzit]

That was terrible. I feel horrible, zoo.

You should probably spank me.

[leavingthezoo]

NO SPANKINGS FOR YOU!

[hurricane'bone]

Bri's got hoes...bris' got hoes...in different area codes....

[bri]

My stalker is chatty.

[hurricane'bone]

So you would say she has the gift of gab?

[bri]

Yes. Yes she does.

I, as a result, have the gift of no sleep. Jeez.

[hurricane'bone]

Awesome.

I have the gift a title shot at Wrestlemania, on account of me winning the Royal Rumble.

Then I beat Booker T in a cage match.

So I've only got like two weeks left until the 'mania

[bri]

Awesome.

YOU KICK THAT BREATHTAKINGLY REALISTIC CGI *SS, DUDE!!!! :D

[NormanPride]

I'm sick of Team Hick getting wins. They suck, and the fatass is disturbing to watch jiggle all over the ring. On the other hand, hearing Milan boo the **** out of Cena was greatness.

[bri]

Watching everywhere boo the heck out of Cena can be greatness. I personally have no ill will toward the guy, but the "yay/boo" chants the crowd at 'Mania had going during the Cena/HBK match were amusing. :D

Myself, I'm just stoked to finally get some fresh Makoto Nagano *ss-kickery tonight. That dude is gonna skull-f*ck the First Stage...

[bri]

I always love when people ask me work questions and I almost can't hide the fact that I'm making sh*t up as I go along...:D

[NormanPride]

Is it a rerun? Or does that guy just keep going until he loses? That would get expensive for the producers...

[bri]

Well, technically they're all reruns over here. ;)

They have a new tournament every six months; I think they're on the 19th one. The "new" episodes we're getting on G4 now are (I think) either #15 or #17. I could check Wiki to find out, but then I'd get spoiled on whether or not this is the one where Nagano wins it all...

[proud gonzo]

or you could just watch the video of him on youtube!

[bri]

NO!!

I don't think you understand the special nature of the event. I want to experience it when it happens. :D

[Soonerus]

test

[proud gonzo]

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/8835/failux0.jpg

[bri]

heh

[NormanPride]

http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/3538/cpfggf6dvx2u5i3aqxindokkp1.jpg

[bri]

also heh

[bri]

DAMMIT!!!

I can't believe Nagano didn't even clear the Third Stage today! :(

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I can't either. I KNEW this would be the one.

He's still King Ding-A-Ling out there, though. He'll do it...I just know it.

[bri]

I am in a foul f*cking mood today...I should probably just go ahead and put all of the board except for the IT on ignore.

[leavingthezoo]

i'm glad i reread that because... i thought you said fowl...

[soonerboomer93]

mmmmm, chicken

[soonerboomer93]

this is probably tmi, but as my 1 am i'm a bit drunk post i will state


it's rather nice when the female tells you she wants to **** your brains out...

[leavingthezoo]

THERE WILL BE NO VIOLATING OF THE :chicken:

[leavingthezoo]

this is probably tmi, but as my 1 am i'm a bit drunk post i will state


it's rather nice when the :chicken: tells you she wants to peck your brains out...

dude, you totally messed up the timing of my chicken post.

[soonerboomer93]

awwww, sorry z00

not my fault you were too slow ;)

[soonerboomer93]

it's kinda a slow day, but TGIF

[hurricane'bone]

Is a job description that takes up 3/4 of a page a bad thing?

[soonerboomer93]

not necessarily

[bri]

that depends on the words they fill that 3/4 with.

[hurricane'bone]

Well...I filled up the 3/4 of the page.

It has lots of: coordinate, assist, attend, secure, communicate, execute, and ensure.

[soonerboomer93]

oh, so all the trendy "discriptive" words were used

[bri]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/457589698_51fd8f78ca_o.jpg

[leavingthezoo]

whew boy.

[hurricane'bone]

My new car is full of win and awesome

[bri]

I had an awesomely strange day.

And tomorrow is going to be full of win and awesome.

[hurricane'bone]

and.......BAM!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/200/467187066_6c802ebb3c_o.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/467199507_fbe84ef981_o.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/199/467187218_5799ae4e12_o.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/467199431_93fa748fb3_o.jpg

[bri]

nice!

Is that an mp3 input I see on the right side of the stereo?

[hurricane'bone]

hells. yeah.

[bri]

teh win.

I can't decide which I hate worse...NBA refs or the Heat. :mad:

[bri]

Man, Luol Deng is the bravest man in the NBA...he just stood in and took a charge on Dwayne Wade. I expect he'll be fined for that. :D

[Beef]

Man, Luol Deng is the bravest man in the NBA...he just stood in and took a charge on Dwayne Wade. I expect he'll be fined for that. :D
Prolly a suspension.

[bri]

Downtown Tulsa is full of win and awesome. And I am full of tired and sweaty.

[hurricane'bone]

:mad:

[GottaHavePride]

Ddue, sweet new ride, HB.

Yes. I misspelled "dude".

[hurricane'bone]

heh.

Thanks.

It sucks I couldn't make it down for initiation...but I had to much **** to do

[bri]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/470207237_15a4f881bd.jpg

[bri]

Holy crap...our supervisor and one of the team leads are in and out of meetings all day and my team captain is out for the rest of the day. I have, by default, become the responsible adult for my team.

This is gonna SERIOUSLY cut into my nap time.

[hurricane'bone]

:les: FLIP THE BINS!!!

[hurricane'bone]

Oh and that picture is made of win, awesome, and amazing

[bri]

Yes. And also, clouds.

Man, I can't believe I got someone to become a sponsor just to figure out who's been terrorizing him with negspek. :D

[hurricane'bone]

Heh.

[soonerboomer93]

CAF = teh suk



otoh, fillapano women = interesting...

[Soonerus]

bing bang bulla whatta bing bang...

[GottaHavePride]

CAF = teh suk



otoh, fillapano women = interesting...

I coulda told you that much.

on the other hand, cute friends in new york that send you text messages just to say good morning are pretty cool.

[Soonerus]

bumpas..

[soonerboomer93]

the fillapano doesn't have a phone right now

not sure if that's good or bad, probably both

but atleast CAF finally going off the deep-end saved me the price of her ticket to come with me to Thailand

and it means my vacation might be a tad more interesting...

[soonerboomer93]

So i'm listening to Kevin Smiths smod cast, and they're playing the "howard the duck" song in the background

[Soonerus]

b b b b b g o t j ...

[bri]

on the other hand, cute friends in new york that send you text messages just to say good morning are pretty cool.

And cute friends that actually live in the same town as you that use just the right amount of tongue are even pretty cooler. ;)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

...that send you text messages just to say good morning are pretty cool.

She must think you're pretty awesome to do something like that...

[hurricane'bone]

I smell of fire, smoke, and camp.


Last night was awesome...until I tried to get some sleep and Fatty McButterpants was a ****ing r-tard

[bri]

That's when you just toss a chocolate-covered granola bar in the opposite direction and then go to sleep while she lumbers after it.

[GottaHavePride]

She must think you're pretty awesome to do something like that...

:D

[bri]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/470195654_929cd8cb26.jpg

[hurricane'bone]

Pretty...but I like this one better:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/470194564_871f786540.jpg

[bri]

Yeah, but I was trying to keep with the storm-y clouds motif in honor of swirling death from above today. :D

[soonerboomer93]

ok

Fillipana chick is nice, but she might ended up being the super staticy clingy type. It's almost like she's trying too hard. But then I just might be overly cautious after CAF

[hurricane'bone]

*** 2 Mouth is the next great name in a line of great names for all chick punk rock bands

[bri]

I think Homey has me on ignore. Not that I'd blame him if he did. I'd probably think I was pretty annoying if I wasn't me. :D

[hurricane'bone]

Dude...I hate you

[bri]

Wait, what?!?

[hurricane'bone]

huh?

[bri]

me chan ****?

[soonerboomer93]

I think Homey has me on ignore. Not that I'd blame him if he did. I'd probably think I was pretty annoying if I wasn't me. :D


i only take you off ignore to neg you :D

[hurricane'bone]

*** to mouth?

[bri]

Aren't they playing at Mooch & Burn this Friday?

[bri]

Holy crap, the Lakers are made of suck and lose...

[hurricane'bone]

Aren't they playing at Mooch & Burn this Friday?


I thought it was Orpha's...

[bri]

gah.

[bri]

I suck at this morning.

[Beef]

The King would have won more championships than Phil Jackson if he'd coached his teams.

[bri]

I don't know...something tells me that Jordan works better in the triangle offense than the Wishbone. :D

[leavingthezoo]

i have just made a threat that i hope i can back up.

it might be hard since i'm somewhat of a pacifist.

[hurricane'bone]

I suck at this morning.


I'm pretty sure this morning was made of fail

[hurricane'bone]

http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2007/070425_A1_hItwi88808_a3stad25.jpg

[bri]

Oooh!

Unlike our sucky burners, that is made of win and awesome. And concrete and bricks.

[Beef]

I don't know...something tells me that Jordan works better in the triangle offense than the Wishbone. :D
You kidding me? Will Perdue and Stacey King lead blocking down the lane for his Airness? Unstoppable.

[bri]

Yeah, but eventually someone would sell out to stop MJ, and he'd have to pitch it out to Pippen. And yeah, that would work pretty good for the first 46 minutes, but in the last two it'd just be one fumble after another. :D

[hurricane'bone]

Oooh!

Unlike our sucky burners, that is made of win and awesome. And concrete and bricks.

Heh.

Its going to be renamed "H.A. Chapman Stadium", they called the Skelly heirs and got their permission.

So now its Skelly Field at H.A. Chapman Stadium

[bri]

Bad ***.

When's it supposed to all be finished? Fall?

[hurricane'bone]

Fall '08

[bri]

Well, I half right. :D

[hurricane'bone]

true

[proud gonzo]

i have offically lost touch with this thread.

[bri]

Just wait...it'll come back around.

[jk the sooner fan]

i'll donate to your MDA thingy if you'll not use "win and awesome" and its vice versa for 2 weeks.....

[proud gonzo]

lame

[bri]

Wow, that's actually the complete lack of win and awesome.

[jk the sooner fan]

so you'll knock over pins for donations, but not this?

[bri]

Yeah, pretty much.

[jk the sooner fan]

ahh, ok....well, i'll donate $20 anyway, just wanted to make a point before i did :)

[bri]

Thank you...but you didn't have to be such a prick about it. ;)

[jk the sooner fan]

hey, thats who i am......i figured you'd understand that, being one yourself ;)

[hurricane'bone]

heheheheheheheh

goodies!!!!

[bri]

Was the mail full of awesome and post?

[hurricane'bone]

no...these are in office goodies...but I'm bringing them home!

[bri]

Sweet!

Speaking of in-office goodies, you need to tell Britni to waddle out to the curb and set up a merch stand so I can buy a couple more shirts for teh cheap. And also to learn to spell her damn name.

[hurricane'bone]

Heh

[GottaHavePride]

I'm pretty sure this morning was made of fail

Really? I got another good morning text message. :D

[soonerboomer93]

I got a visit from CAF

who though I had a new girlfriend when she spotted a different brand of cigarretes on the table in the living room. She failed to realize they were hers and had been there for a month until i reminded her

[bri]

holy damn, I'm tired. and bored.

[soonerboomer93]

you can meet me at Kokiry around 9 ish tonight when I go see Lynn


tonight may be full of win and awesome

[bri]

Let's see....if I leave now......nope, still not gonna make it in time. :D

[soonerboomer93]

oh, but you can make it for tomorrow night, around midnightish

which is actually more interesting

tonight i'm only going out because a very cute lady asked me to come see her

tommorrow night though is a completely different animal

[bri]

http://troll.obstinate.org/farva.gif

[hurricane'bone]

Cleaning is hard work

[bri]

That would explain why we don't do it very often. :D

[hurricane'bone]

*sigh*

[proud gonzo]

Why do I tend to spell week with an E on the end when I type it?

[jk the sooner fan]

old english version?

[bri]

Why do I tend to spell week with an E on the end when I type it?

That raises the question...can one be kicked out of MENSA? ;)

[leavingthezoo]

don't you mean MENSAE

[hurricane'bone]

that was lamee

[leavingthezoo]

then it should fit right in heree.

[bri]

PWN3D3!!!!

[hurricane'bone]

Oh yeah?!? Well you fit in right heree!!! Or somethinge

[bri]

That's funnye.

[hurricane'bone]

Ah yes...the ever popular everyone else has no idea what they are talking about argument

[bri]

Remember: If you yell something loud enough, that makes it true. :D

[hurricane'bone]

heh

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w233/caturdayskwerl/LolCatRenderer-41.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

last night was full of win and awesomee


should have hijacked a jet bri :D

[bri]

I would have, but I had to bake brownies for the handicapped kids. They were also full of win and awesomee...and also chocolatee. ;)

[soonerboomer93]

oh, so they have the special greene ingrediant then eh :D

[bri]

No, that would be wrong. Although, the genesis of my team having a brownie sale for a fundraiser was borne of a 4/20 joke...:D

[soonerboomer93]

heh

[hurricane'bone]

Son of a ****ing bitch

[soonerboomer93]

still having fun cleaning? :D


hoorayee for housee keepers

[proud gonzo]

That raises the question...can one be kicked out of MENSA? ;)i don't think so.

[bri]

Lucky you, thene.

[bri]

so...very......tired...

[hurricane'bone]

Dude...I can only imagine...I'm exhausted and all I've done all day is watch the ****ing first round of the NFL draft

[bri]

Charity bowling + helping a friend move = good karma, yet tired.

I'm just gonna lay in bed and watch The Hills Have Eyes now. :D

[hurricane'bone]

Anyone know if it is allowed by Oklahoma law to take a partially consumed bottle of wine home from a restraunt?

I'm having no luck on the ebays

[bri]

Sounds like a job for the Homester.

[GottaHavePride]

I'm gonna bet on "no".

[bri]

Yeah, but that's because most things that rule aren't allowed by Oklahoma law...

[hurricane'bone]

Ah-HA!


OKLAHOMA OK law 37-537.1(6)
allows patrons to take home
partially consumed bottles of
wine if they are purchased with
a meal and re-corked by the
restaurant.

http://www.restaurant.org/government/state/state_alc_recorking.pdf

[bri]

In your FACE, moddy boy!!!!

[GottaHavePride]

Speaking of face, I just got a picture message from cute NYC friend - she got a fairly large henna tattoo on her face. And while some people just look like sad, lame hippies when they get henna tattoos, she looks hot.

[hurricane'bone]

This is ****ing pathetic

[hurricane'bone]

and by ****ing

I of course mean f u c k ing

[GottaHavePride]

What's pathetic? The NBA? A lack of booze?

[bri]

yes.

[GottaHavePride]

Ah.. One of THOSE nights.

[proud gonzo]

and by ****ing

I of course mean f u c k ingi don't know why that made me giggle, but it did.

[bri]

Cause it was worty-dirds? :D

[proud gonzo]

Cause it was worty-dirds? :Dprobably :O

[hurricane'bone]

Hopefully tomorrow will be better

[bri]

Dude, I hope so. I don't think we get our deposit back if you set fire to the apartment in a fit of rage. :D

[GottaHavePride]

FIRE BAD!

[bri]

BREAD, GOOD!!!!

[hurricane'bone]

TESTS, BAD!

[hurricane'bone]

PHONE CALLS, FULL OF WIN AND AWESOME!!!!

[bri]

*golf clap*

[hurricane'bone]

I can't believe I feel like an eight year old on Christmas right now...

[bri]

As long as she doesn't feel like an eight year old...

[hurricane'bone]

heh...true

[soonerboomer93]

wow, I could really really use a few dozen beers right now. I just got a text message and suck and lose does not even discribe it...

[GottaHavePride]

It was made entirely of fail?

[soonerboomer93]

yes, made entirely of fail

of course they could be lying, but then the fact they're lying about it, is just as bad...



but, ironically, the results are win and awesome because i don't have to deal with the cff, especially since i've been hangin with someone else...

[bri]

You know, this thread has strangely evolved into something that constantly makes me feel better about my life. ;)

[soonerboomer93]

actually, I think i'm in the middle of a Phillipina cat fight for my attention

the text message i got that was made with fail makes no sense. Now I may have to go deal with bull**** drama that I didn't want.

[soonerboomer93]

dammit, the message was real. (and it's a good thing that I'm not in the US)

luckily i wasn't interested in CPF

that and I got to see 5'2" of crack tonight, so it's all good...

[hurricane'bone]

The Art of Shaving is full of win, awesome, and amazing shave

[proud gonzo]

you mean the website?

[hurricane'bone]

No the stuff.

When I was in Dallas over Easter with my family we went to the Galleria to do some shopping. My brother and I went into The Art of Shaving store down there and we were both going to buy their stuff but he told me to hold off on it. I did, and he just sent me their shaving stuff to me for my birthday.

[proud gonzo]

cool--i'd never seen one of the stores so for some reason i didn't associate that website with, like, actual stores.

[GottaHavePride]

No the stuff.

When I was in Dallas over Easter with my family we went to the Galleria to do some shopping. My brother and I went into The Art of Shaving store down there and we were both going to buy their stuff but he told me to hold off on it. I did, and he just sent me their shaving stuff to me for my birthday.

Their stuff is expensive, but good. what all did you get?