[hurricane'bone]

Her *** is spectacular

[bri]

You have a breathtaking hieny. I want to be friends with it.

[hurricane'bone]

But seriously...now I'm that dude who thinks she has a nice ***.

Great.

[bri]

No, you're one of dozens of dudes that think she has a nice ***.

She knows she's hot. You don't have to worry like you do with skittish 19-year-olds, man. :D

[bri]

Crisis averted; Eastbay has 'em in XXFat. :D

[hurricane'bone]

Hooray ***!

and hooray eastbays!

[bri]

I know. It's a banner day!

-Super secret information about upcoming events that I now know about.
-Found Hornets' V-Day jersey in XXL.
-*ss.
-Boogaloo staying; not leaving.
-Exposed Lower Back Girl was actually displaying whale tail today.
-Lower-than-expected water bill.
-Finally remembered to set a timer on the DVR for How I Met Your Mother.
-New 24.

Garfield can suck it; Monday RULES!

[hurricane'bone]

heh...Whale Tail.


plus the weather is like tits today.

[bri]

Today I discovered that Wiki has an entry for "whale tail".

The best part? The associated term links at the end of the entry: "muffin top", "lower back tattoos", etc. :D

[hurricane'bone]

dude...wiki has an entry for almost everything

[GottaHavePride]

What, squishy? That would be in reference to weather like tits.

[bri]

dude...wiki has an entry for almost everything

Yeah, I'm aware of that...but still. Whale tail, dude.

Whale tail.

[hurricane'bone]

wow...the spammers are out on myspace...

[bri]

Heh, NBA Store customer support is my bitch!

[hurricane'bone]

I could really use some Bueno about now...

[proud gonzo]

I could really use some Beano about now...:eek:

[proud gonzo]

YES!! I've gotten to the beginning of page 5 of my 5-7 page crusades paper

[proud gonzo]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/HiSPANiC_PiNAY/omfgYAY.jpg

[bri]

Hooray, you.

I am teh win. :D

[proud gonzo]

beer + shortbread cookies + michael jackson on iTunes (when michael jackson was still awesome)


man, the crusades would have been way better if Michael Jackson had been there. he could have moonwalked and made squares of sand light up under his feet and all the crusaders and byzantines and turks would have just dropped their swords and **** and rocked the hell out.

[bri]

Yeah, until he broke out the Jesus Juice and the inappropriate touching...then all hell would resume breaking loose. :D

[proud gonzo]

Yeah, until he broke out the Jesus Juice and the inappropriate touching...then all hell would resume breaking loose. :Dyeah, he would have fit right in. :O


except back then he could have just said "God wills it!" and been ok

[proud gonzo]

GHP thinks it's funny I'm listening to "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen

[bri]

That is quite amusing.

[bri]

Eastbay no longer has the aforementioned item in XXL. An email has been dispatched to their customer service monkeys, and I hope for their sakes that their answer is much more to my liking than the NBA store's.

Urge to kill...rising...

[hurricane'bone]

I hate Windows

[bri]

The official word from Eastbay: They sold out.

F*ck.

[hurricane'bone]

I guess you underestimated the amount of fat asses in the state of oklahoma. ;)

[bri]

*sigh*...I guess so.

F*ck.

[hurricane'bone]

This is going to be the longest day ever

[NormanPride]

Is the weather still like tits? Because I like those.

[jk the sooner fan]

you like weathered tits?

[leavingthezoo]

heh. that made me laugh. lots.

[bri]

You like tits?

Dude, that's hot.

[NormanPride]

zoo likes girl-parts?

[bri]

I hope so. Otherwise, she's self-loathing with body issues. :D

[bri]

Figgity-f*ck. I just found out that I'm getting moved in the big reshuffling of my group at work. And they're moving me all of six feet away, from the northeast corner to the northwest corner of my cube pod. But I lose my view of Exposed Lower Back Girl, Chesty McHoot, AND my foxy boss. And in their place? I get to sit across from an annoying 80-year-old woman who is like the physical embodiment of the South Oval.

F*ck. :mad:

[leavingthezoo]

i'm pretty sure there is no safe response concerning the boobs.

although, i'm guessing bri's 80 year old hottie has the weathered kind.

[hurricane'bone]

deng

[bri]

i'm pretty sure there is no safe response concerning the boobs.

although, i'm guessing bri's 80 year old hottie has the weathered kind.

That's it. You're sleeping on teh vCouch tonite.

[leavingthezoo]

:mad:

yeah, well, i'll be the only one who has boobs to play with. :P

[bri]

Oh, please. My boobs are WAY bigger than yours. ;)

[leavingthezoo]

heh. i knew i should have said, "manboobs excluded."

[bri]

Tee hee!

Once again, you sadly underestimate me. :D

[NormanPride]

The thought of a physical incarnation of the South Oval scares the living **** out of me.

[bri]

yeah, how do you think I feel? :eek:

[NormanPride]

http://www.mgroves.com/images/do_not_want.jpg

[leavingthezoo]

i think both of you guys are probably more put out than that. try harder. :P

[bri]

I think you've mistaken me for one of your 72 dude virgins, Kitten. :D

[leavingthezoo]

I NEVER SAID VIRGINS!

i said guys who know what they're doing.

[bri]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the wacky Muslim martyrs would like 72 chicks who know what they're doing, too. You don't get to pick and choose, you take what they give you.

And Heaven is nothing but running hot and cold virgins. :D

[BigRedJed]

I'm working my non-Eastbay angle. Stay tuned.

[hurricane'bone]

My oh my has this been a fun day

[bri]

I'm working my non-Eastbay angle. Stay tuned.

YAY!!

That's the best news I've heard all day, unless you count hottie boss wearing jeans and a tight black low-cut t-shirt with black heels today. In which case, it's the best news I've heard all day, Non-Happy-Pants Division.

[proud gonzo]

My oh my has this been a fun dayi was up until 5 a.m. working on homework and got up at 8:30 for a 9 a.m. history class. Why was your day fun?

[leavingthezoo]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the wacky Muslim martyrs would like 72 chicks who know what they're doing, too. You don't get to pick and choose, you take what they give you.

And Heaven is nothing but running hot and cold virgins. :D

you weren't paying attention. if i can make God wait, i can pick and choose. :P

[hurricane'bone]

i was up until 5 a.m. working on homework and got up at 8:30 for a 9 a.m. history class. Why was your day fun?


It just has.


Oh and :cry:

[bri]

you weren't paying attention. if i can make God wait, i can pick and choose. :P

Yeah, good luck with all that. The only reason He's waiting is because, you know, free show. :D

[soonerboomer93]

Figgity-f*ck. I just found out that I'm getting moved in the big reshuffling of my group at work. And they're moving me all of six feet away, from the northeast corner to the northwest corner of my cube pod. But I lose my view of Exposed Lower Back Girl, Chesty McHoot, AND my foxy boss. And in their place? I get to sit across from an annoying 80-year-old woman who is like the physical embodiment of the South Oval.

F*ck. :mad:

leave a norm cam in your old location and hook it up to your new location

[soonerboomer93]

i was up until 5 a.m. working on homework and got up at 8:30 for a 9 a.m. history class. Why was your day fun?

I got woken up at 3 am by a gf who was so drunk she couldn't even stand.... then she tossed and turned so much I didn't fall back asleed until after 5 am, only to get up at 6:15ish

can I cry too? ;)

[leavingthezoo]

I got woken up at 3 am by a gf who was so drunk she couldn't even stand.... then she tossed and turned so much I didn't fall back asleed until after 5 am, only to get up at 6:15ish

can I cry too? ;)

i call bologna. if you're too drunk to stand, you're too drunk to toss. :D

[soonerboomer93]

yes she was way too drunk to do proper tossing

[bri]

DEEEEEENG!

[soonerboomer93]

c blocked by jack daniels

[NormanPride]

Yeah, badger's such a lightweight that one beer puts her out of commission. I mean, there's "cheap date" and "unconcsious". :(

[bri]

c blocked by jack daniels

Could be worse. A former friend of mine once got c*ck-blocked by Jesus. :D

[NormanPride]

Could be worse. A former friend of mine once got c*ck-blocked by Jesus. :D

Dude, that happens to OUTBN all. the. time.

[leavingthezoo]

this thread makes me happy.

[NormanPride]

I've often wondered... if you were able to pull one of the threads, would the board come apart like a cheap sweater? Or is this one of them faincy multi-stitched boards?

[bri]

Dude, that happens to OUTBN all. the. time.

Are you sure he's not REALLY being c*ck-blocked by being himself? :D

[leavingthezoo]

I've often wondered... if you were able to pull one of the threads, would the board come apart like a cheap sweater? Or is this one of them faincy multi-stitched boards?

hot pickles.

[bri]

this thread makes me happy.

Of course it does. It's not asking you for more money. :D

[leavingthezoo]

i had a really funny comment for the "what do you crazy liberals think of this" or whatever it said thread, but i'm afraid i'd get baned. it's too bad, too because... it made me laugh.

and... wait. nobody else is being asked to give money in this thread!? THAT'S JUST WRONG!

[bri]

Oh, everyone pays one way or another. :D

[NormanPride]

Are you sure he's not REALLY being c*ck-blocked by being himself? :D

Well, that's what really happens, but we tell him it's Jesus.


Am I going to hell for that?

[NormanPride]

What were you going to say, Zoo? I like teasing the fundies on the SO.

[bri]

Well, that's what really happens, but we tell him it's Jesus.


Am I going to hell for that?

Nah, it's cool. He forgives you. That's, like, what He does. :D

[Penguin]

Damn. Is this place still going?

[NormanPride]

Psh. Not NOW. Everyone chill 'till he goes away.

[bri]

Great. Now SportsWar knows we're here.

THERE IS NO SANCTUARY!!!!

[soonerboomer93]

everyone run and hide!!!!

[leavingthezoo]

What were you going to say, Zoo? I like teasing the fundies on the SO.

i'm not falling for that one. :mad:

i've seen POST REPORTED! before.

[soonerboomer93]

maybe he just does that on basic principle?








dammit, i can't spell for **** today

[bri]

poop.

I don't know how I want to waste my afternoon; playing Notre Dame for the 2008 national championship, or watching Hostel, Cabin Fever, and/or Black Christmas (the original version with Margot f'n Kidder)...

[hurricane'bone]

Man...Edmond sucks.

[bri]

It's, like, Jenks with clay. :D

[proud gonzo]

dolemite needs to answer my text message, damn it.

[GottaHavePride]

I think jaux should register a troll handle. He should name it faux.

[proud gonzo]

argh

[bri]

I don't want to try and wrap my brain around trying to figure out what set of circumstances could possibly have pg this apopleptic over not getting prompt communication with doleo. I shut it down for the weekend, and I'd just get dizzy and fall down if I did.

:les: SUCK IT, HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS!!!

[hurricane'bone]

yeah...edmond is like Jenks....except I know slutty chicks in jenks....and I'd have to drive to norman to see if there are any slutty chicks I know there

[bri]

Cabin Fever is teh win.

[bri]

PANCAKES!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7L6FrRKyB8)

:D

[proud gonzo]

I don't want to try and wrap my brain around trying to figure out what set of circumstances could possibly have pg this apopleptic over not getting prompt communication with doleo. I shut it down for the weekend, and I'd just get dizzy and fall down if I did.

:les: SUCK IT, HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS!!!
because i'm working on a painting he wanted and i had a question. but since he didn't answer i did whatever the hell i wanted.

[bri]

You couldn't remember if he wanted dogs or cats playing poker? :D

[bri]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11!!11oneonewon

[hurricane'bone]

Boo.

[bri]

ya.

[leavingthezoo]

i just realised i have 2,408 posts of sheer greatness. i also have 699 posts (including this one) of stealth greatness.

700 will be magnificent. MAGNIFICENT!

and if you disagree, you just don't know what greatness is. :P

[leavingthezoo]

don't everyone agree at once.

[hurricane'bone]

pfft..I'm like fifteen away from 1k

[bri]

I've got 612 between the two mes. Possibly 613, depending on who made the PB06 post in here. :D

[leavingthezoo]

yeah, but you guys will say anything. i just write important stuffs. like frines and stuff.

[hurricane'bone]

Between the 2 mes...something like 1660.

I just think its sad that in a month...I'll have more posts in here than i do out there

[leavingthezoo]

why? have you been out there lately? those are the sad posts.

and... i just have one me.

[hurricane'bone]

Check. It. Out. (http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=251244.80172)

[hurricane'bone]

Will just got called up to the Clippers

[hurricane'bone]

Someone else just got called up as well...but I'm not sure who...

[bri]

There's only one....you.

[bri]

Will just got called up to the Clippers

Hooray, Will!!

But, man, the Clippers?! :(

[hurricane'bone]

Someone else just got called up as well...but I'm not sure who...


I now know...but can't say....

[bri]

It was Routie, wasn't it?

Who will entertain us now?!?

[Beef]

I think I hate interviewing people for a job more than I hate interviewing for a job.

[bri]

What, did she not have a very good rack?

[hurricane'bone]

so....sleepy.....

[bri]

I'm having a Snickers and Mountain Dew to keep from passing out at my desk. Also, I'm trying to guilt my boss into not making me switch desks. :D

[Beef]

What, did she not have a very good rack?
All of the candidates my boss picked out for me to interview are slapnuts. I think he knows I would hire the one with the best rack if I interviewed broads.

[leavingthezoo]

is it too early to start drinkin'?

[bri]

No. No it's not.


:D

[Beef]

is it too early to start drinkin'?
If you have to ask, you probably aren't ready for it.

[leavingthezoo]

i'm only 2 in. give me time and i'll be doleoin' all over the place.

[bri]

Is that slang for 'showing teh bewbs'?

Please let it be slang for 'showing teh bewbs'.

[hurricane'bone]

Sometimes I just want to punch people

[bri]

F*ck, I want to punch people all the time. :D

[hurricane'bone]

Well...right now....I want to punch flikr...but is flikr people?

[bri]

It's made of people.

FLIKR IS PEEEEEOPLE!!!!!

[proud gonzo]

ever spend several minutes typing out a retort only to decide you really shouldn't say it so then you delete the whole thing?


...obviously i'm not talking to bri ;)

[bri]

Actually, you'd be surprised at the number of things I DON'T say.

Just because I have total distain for restraint doesn't mean I don't actually use it every once in a while. :D

[proud gonzo]

XFAU PlCUT DOUGUFPAC

[bri]

whiskey tango foxtrot?

[proud gonzo]

WUAT, XOU D0N'T TUlNK TUlS lS CLFVFP AND CUFFKX?

[bri]

STOP MAKING ME THINK, GODDAMMIT! IT'S THE F*CKING INTERNET, FOR F*CK'S SAKE!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO THINK!!!! :mad:

[proud gonzo]

heehee :D

[soonerboomer93]

if thinking was a requirement for the internet, no one would use it

[leavingthezoo]

i would. i use restraint all the time. except once.

oh, and you guys suck buckets.

:D

[bri]

Whatever, rummy. :P

[hurricane'bone]

Penalties-Tulsa, Newson (holding), :24. Bossier, Downs (interference), 10:51. Bossier, Wildfong (interference), 15:02. Tulsa, Carbery (holding), 15:53. Tulsa, Wiggins (unsportsmanlike conduct), 18:58. Bossier, Abbott (double minor roughing), 18:58. Tulsa, Seguin (fighting major), 18:58. Bossier, Brossard (fighting major), 18:58. Adamek (roughing), 19:00. Bossier, Brand (instigating, fighting major, game misconduct), 19:00. Tulsa,Carbery (fighting major, game misconduct), 19:00. Bossier, DeCaro (out of crease, fighting major, 10-minute misconduct), 19:00. Tulsa, LaChapelle (fighting major, 10-minute misconduct), 19:00. Bossier, Lightbody (fighting major, game misconduct), 19:00. Tulsa, Lovell (fighting major, game misconduct), 19:00. Bosser, Musselman (fighting major, game misconduct), 19:00. Tulsa, Ruggiero (out of crease, fighting major, game misconduct), 19:00. Tulsa, Wiggins (unsportsmanlike conduct, 10-minute misconduct), 19:00. Bossier, Williamson (fighting major, game misconduct), 19:00. Tulsa, Decker (fighting major, game misconduct), 19:02. Bossier, Sutherland (fighting major, game misconduct), 19:02. Tulsa, Togiai (fighting major, game misconduct), 19:02. Bossier, Wildfong (roughing, 10-minute misconduct), 19:02.

heh

[NormanPride]

A certain city newspaper had better hire badger, dammit. :kelvin:

[hurricane'bone]

Cuban wants to buy the Cubs

[Beef]

Are there any good accountants looking for work right now??? ARRRRRRGGHHHHHHH

[NormanPride]

Cuban would want to buy the Cubs. He likes pathetic teams. I'm waiting for when he gets bored with the Mavs.

[bri]

Cuban wants to buy the Cubs

LET HIM!!!!!

[leavingthezoo]

good accountants

oxymoron.

[bri]

I suck at today.

[hurricane'bone]

Its ok...this day sucks at being Bri

[bri]

http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/sB/images/tonight_i.jpg

[hurricane'bone]

w00t!

This conference tourney in your own arena is kinda cool

[bri]

So The Royal We was teh win, then?

[soonerboomer93]

cb by Cuervo

blah

[GottaHavePride]

So, a slight funny:

As I was sitting in my hotel in Buffalo, bored and waiting for dinnertime, I strted calling people. You know, the usual run - sis, parents, etc. to tell them how it had gone.

So in the midst of all that I called my friend who's going to school in NYC - the one I'm going to visit over spring break. She was sitting at the airport in Houston waiting to go back to NYC after auditioning at Rice. I talked to her for a bit and she mentioned that the Houston symphony was having a bassoon audition that same weekend and I said "yeah, I think that's where CAF is right now - watch out for a crazy Taiwanese chick." Her response was "Oh, crap on her!"

At which point I said "huh?" because I wasn't sure I heard that right. Then she said "what? nothing. ha ha. I didn't say anything." she followed up quickly with "well, is CAF any good?"

Heh.

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/1170238867983.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

heh


(and I'm now sold on the fact that all asian females are completely in****ingsane

[NormanPride]

heh. I like the reusability of the CAF acronym.

[bri]

Well, it's only reusable when referring to crazy Asian females/friends. :D

[GottaHavePride]

Well, CAF is a lot shorter to type than "cute asian still-not-talking-to-me-unless-she-has-to"

[hurricane'bone]

Damn you small envelopes!!!!

[bri]

Well, CAF is a lot shorter to type than "cute asian still-not-talking-to-me-unless-she-has-to"

Not to mention, "still-not-talking-to-me-unless-she-has-to" doesn't even contain an "f", much less begin with one.

Of course, anyone who's followed your story already knew that there wasn't an "f" to be had there. :D

[GottaHavePride]

heh. Dang.

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/solowookie.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

Well, CAF is a lot shorter to type than "cute asian still-not-talking-to-me-unless-she-has-to"

the question is

why even bother to talk to her at all?

:pop:

[hurricane'bone]

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/supbitches.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/internetstooserious.jpg

[proud gonzo]

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/omgwtfbbq.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

the question is

why even bother to talk to her at all?

:pop:

I have to occasionally. I kind of manage our orchestra, and she's one of our best bassoons, so I can't avoid dealing with ehr from time to time.

Also, PG's boyfriend thinks she started talking to me again because she realized I was the only one patient enough to proofread her papers for her classes and she's hoping I'll still do that. Heh. she's in for a surprise on that count...

[hurricane'bone]

****.

This sucks

[leavingthezoo]

all this asian talk makes me hungry for orange chicken.

[proud gonzo]

CAF talked to me today...she borrowed a dollar to buy a bottle of soda.

[bri]

Was she thirsty again 30 minutes later?

[soonerboomer93]

only if it was chineese rice soda

[hurricane'bone]

NOthing like a good old BA love story to make me feel better about my life...

[leavingthezoo]

CAF talked to me today...she borrowed a dollar to buy a bottle of soda.

to go with her orange chicken?

[leavingthezoo]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/fourfret/OrangeChicken.jpg

[leavingthezoo]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/fourfret/050408Giants.jpg

[leavingthezoo]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/fourfret/cocktailchickenorange.gif

[bri]

BA-GOCK!!!!

[bri]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/411800081_5bb9a3287c_m.jpg

haichbee does his impression of every thread on the South Oval.

[GottaHavePride]

Wow. that's, like, perfect.

[proud gonzo]

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7172/spencci7.jpg

[bri]

Boo.

Ya.

Also, it's cam-bot day on MySpace! HOORAY!!!

[hurricane'bone]

*sigh*

[bri]

Here's my question about the "award-winning" Sooner Spectator: What award, exactly, did they win? "Most Likely To Go Under Twice" in their high school yearbook?

[hurricane'bone]

Most likely to be a front

[bri]

Oh, SNAP!

[proud gonzo]

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7172/spencci7.jpg

[bri]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/153/412258773_94f1a8598b_o.jpg

[hurricane'bone]

I could set the building on fire...

[proud gonzo]

do you by any chance have an invisible bike?

[hurricane'bone]

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/stickitin.jpg

[proud gonzo]

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/030607/dear-xerxes.gif

[bri]

heh

[hurricane'bone]

do you by any chance have an invisible bike?

No...but there is an invisible ladder in our apartment....

[NormanPride]

This **** is cracking me up.

[NormanPride]

http://macrochan.org/source/S/6/S66NMSV6XDCID7Q4VEPIXLKHL7T5XZD4.jpg

[hurricane'bone]

Man...someone twisted the SO's anal plug today...

[hurricane'bone]

wow...this...is slightly annoying....

[bri]

Man...someone twisted the SO's anal plug today...

No, that would put the SO in a good mood.

[leavingthezoo]

i just realized i don't have gaydar on any level.

(i mean, i know you can't always tell anyway but, c'mon, gaydar is real. isn't it?)

[proud gonzo]

what brought you to this realization?

[bri]

Well, either she got hit on by a chick she had no idea listened to the Indigo Girls, or she hit on a Friend Of Dorothy. :D

[leavingthezoo]

heh. no... i just had a couple of people tell me they were gay over the last several days. one i've known since we were kids, and the other is just an acquaintance. both surprised me. i think i'm just oblivious to stuff so when people volunteer i'm surprised.

i might be slow.

[soonerboomer93]

you might need to have them refill your blinker fluid, that should increase the attenuation of the gaydar and help you out




;)

[leavingthezoo]

i'm pretty sure i don't want gaydar fluid.

[bri]

:les: OW, MY EYE!!!!

[soonerboomer93]

next time i'll aim lower

[leavingthezoo]

wait. should my gaydar be going off?

[bri]

heh

[soonerboomer93]

well, bri has big man boobs

[bri]

52 B's baby! :D

And shouldn't this be in the OU/KU thread? ;)

[soonerboomer93]

hadn't seen that thread

and you went from a 42DD to 52B's pretty quickly there ;)

[NormanPride]

So since I'm married now, can I still post in here?

[leavingthezoo]

how's your gaydar?

[NormanPride]

Only gay people have gaydar. It's part of the signup package.

[leavingthezoo]

oh.

that might be the best explanation i've heard as to why mine doesn't work then.

[bri]

and you went from a 42DD to 52B's pretty quickly there ;)

I was retaining water.

[soonerboomer93]

that would explain your occasional midol moments

[hurricane'bone]

figgity ****.

[GottaHavePride]

It's mah burfday. I had a couple of beers. A cute chick in New York called me to tell me happy birthday. :)

[soonerboomer93]

hmm, yours is 1 day after mine

but it sounds like you made out better (well, my saturday night/sunday am celebration was alright, but the sunday dinner plans got cancelled :mad:)

[leavingthezoo]

HAPPY BIRFDAY GHP AND SB93 ... late.

[NormanPride]

beer on birfdey = guud

[bri]

Awwwwww, GHP's got a CRUSH!!!

[NormanPride]

http://www.gono.com/museum2003/museum%20collect%20info/orangecrush/crush%2013.jpg

[bri]

Should I even look at the other forums, or is this pretty much still the only worthwhile thing on here? :D

[NormanPride]

Hey, my wedding threads were fun! Making fun of newlyweds is always high comedy.

[bri]

Heh, I had to check in on my Burger Street thread. I'm so proud of that thing; I started a Tulsa/OKC thread and it quickly became an all out OKC slapfight. I love making them eat their own, then compare it to Braum's. :D

[NormanPride]

I think BRJ has the biggest hard-on for an urban area I've ever heard of. Is he a city official or something?

[bri]

Well, he's a self-styled one. It doesn't help that SBSB, desperate to appear as if she's liked or belongs, always chimes in with "that's why you're the Mayor!" I don't think I've ever heard anyone else refer to him thusly.

Then again, everyone else has a sense of self-worth independent of the internet. :D

[BigRedJed]

Actually, "the mayor" refers to something totally different, believe it or not.

[BigRedJed]

See my user notes. But you're right; SBSB is the only one that continues to call me that. Well, sometimes Jimminy does.

[BigRedJed]

I think BRJ has the biggest hard-on...
Thanks!

:hot:

[hurricane'bone]

This has probably been the worst 24 hours of my life

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Well, he's a self-styled one. It doesn't help that SBSB, desperate to appear as if she's liked or belongs, always chimes in with "that's why you're the Mayor!" I don't think I've ever heard anyone else refer to him thusly.

Then again, everyone else has a sense of self-worth independent of the internet. :DScrew off. No one asked you.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

See my user notes. But you're right; SBSB is the only one that continues to call me that. Well, sometimes Jimminy does.During the Big XII tournament goings on, Jimminy earned his position as vice mayor of the same city so I hear.

[hurricane'bone]

get the **** out of my thread

[leavingthezoo]

i don't know what is going on again. do i need my helmet?:(

[leavingthezoo]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/helmet.jpg

[hurricane'bone]

worst. helmet. ever.

[soonerboomer93]

Heh, I had to check in on my Burger Street thread. I'm so proud of that thing; I started a Tulsa/OKC thread and it quickly became an all out OKC slapfight. I love making them eat their own, then compare it to Braum's. :D

heh, i just like adding random oneupmanship to the okc vs tulsa cripple fight threads :D

[bri]

Dude, Ninja Warrior is teh win. I <3 cable!

[NormanPride]

I'm still confused. BRJ isn't the mayor, but is called mayor by SBSB. He's also a stalker, and hacks the site, apparently. I don't mind the OKC love, I'm just curious as to where the zeal comes from.

[GottaHavePride]

I don't mind the OKC love, I'm just curious as to where the zeal comes from.

They forcefeed baby zebras.

ZEAL IS INHUMANE!

[jk the sooner fan]

emily, thats VEAL

[proud gonzo]

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/102435__tracy_ninja_l.jpg

[hurricane'bone]

This is gonna be soooooooooooo....awesome.....

[bri]

Wow, just when ninjas had finally recovered from the 1-2 sucky punch of 3 Ninjas and Beverly Hills Ninja...:(

[proud gonzo]

...that's a fake movie poster (starring "Tracy Jordan" who is played by Tracy Morgan) hanging in an office on the tv show "30 Rock"

[bri]

Doesn't matter. :P

[hurricane'bone]

Bri - Do we have a "plan of action" for Saturday yet?

[proud gonzo]

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/thiscaturday.jpg

[hurricane'bone]

I'm thinking the Library sounds good for dinner tomorrow...

[proud gonzo]

books: good for digestion

[hurricane'bone]

Are you telling me The Library closed down?

Because that would make me cry