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GottaHavePride
12/14/2006, 10:55 AM
I can't help that I keep inventing new and unusual things to be wrong with me. At least they're all minor...

bri
12/14/2006, 11:07 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, minors...

GottaHavePride
12/14/2006, 11:19 AM
I'd make an Asia Minor joke here, but the thread might implode.

that or we might resurrect Stanley.

BlondeSoonerGirl
12/14/2006, 11:42 AM
You guys, jk's idea about making a forum where only baned posters can post is really, really funny. I'd so subscribe to that.

Don't let any of us post - just read. Oh, man...just the thought of gdc living in there fighting with himself...

GottaHavePride
12/14/2006, 11:52 AM
It'd be like the Thunderdome.

I'd have to change my avatar.

to Tina Turner.

bri
12/14/2006, 12:23 PM
You guys, jk's idea about making a forum where only baned posters can post is really, really funny. I'd so subscribe to that.

Don't let any of us post - just read. Oh, man...just the thought of gdc living in there fighting with himself...

No.

You have to understand, even THAT would be letting Geary win, and after everything he's put us mods and admins through since his baneing...I'd rather wear orange and spend New Year's in Shreveport.

GottaHavePride
12/14/2006, 12:31 PM
Tee hee. I seem to have upset a few people with my "RIP, Mike Hunt" thread over on the football board. Heh. You'd think they all knew Lamar Hunt personally or something.

proud gonzo
12/14/2006, 12:36 PM
Hell, I'd even be okay with shoving THunder in a banned forum, but not gdc. they're both tards, but gdc doesn't deserve a damn thing after all he's done. Unless his membership fee to the banned forum was like $1000 a month or something. We could have some really kickass tailgates...

hurricane'bone
12/14/2006, 02:34 PM
what a ****ing ******rocket.

bri
12/14/2006, 02:38 PM
Dude, we could change the name of the site to "whata****ing******rocket.com"

hurricane'bone
12/14/2006, 02:48 PM
heh.

I noticed he hasn't responded to my post.

and I but you don't even know what ******rocket I'm talking about.

BlondeSoonerGirl
12/14/2006, 02:59 PM
No.

You have to understand, even THAT would be letting Geary win, and after everything he's put us mods and admins through since his baneing...I'd rather wear orange and spend New Year's in Shreveport.

I know...I guess I'm just morbidly curious about his behavior. Now that we're hearing a bit about *just* how crazy he is from you guys I wanna observe him...like a shrink would observe someone in a rubber room through one-way glass...or Diane Fossey watching the monkeys out in the jungle.

But I know what you're saying about the 'winning'. If it's as bad as you guys are saying (and apparently, it is) he needs to stay away forever-like. And I'm not uncomfortable saying that I'm now a bit afraid of him.

bri
12/14/2006, 03:24 PM
heh.

I noticed he hasn't responded to my post.

and I but you don't even know what ******rocket I'm talking about.

No, I don't. But that's largely because knowing that is akin to knowing which grain of sand on the beach you're talking about.

leavingthezoo
12/14/2006, 03:36 PM
you guys are still talking about geary? i found lint in my pocket! YAY!

bri
12/14/2006, 03:46 PM
You still have teh internets? I thought you had found something better to do with your life. :P

leavingthezoo
12/14/2006, 03:50 PM
work is keeping me down, man. in fact, i should be drawing venice as i type these very words. :(

hurricane'bone
12/14/2006, 03:52 PM
No, I don't. But that's largely because knowing that is akin to knowing which grain of sand on the beach you're talking about.


he lives in owasso.

bri
12/14/2006, 04:21 PM
work is keeping me down, man.

What, did you forget the safe word?

hurricane'bone
12/14/2006, 04:24 PM
:les:HAZELNUT!!!

bri
12/14/2006, 04:26 PM
Heh, very good.

If you ever hear me yelling that, call the cops. The sexy cops.

leavingthezoo
12/14/2006, 05:29 PM
What, did you forget the safe word?

i did actually. but that had nothing to do with work... [/eerily wondering]

hurricane'bone
12/14/2006, 06:11 PM
0800 sharp.

bri
12/14/2006, 06:49 PM
Oh hells yeah. Possibly 8:05, though...I have to stop by BoA and get my money on. Unless they don't mind me paying my rent in cash like the mother****in' pimp I am.

And by "pimp", I mean "person who never had any need for checks until now that".

yermom
12/14/2006, 07:58 PM
you guys still post in here?

sanantoniosooner
12/14/2006, 08:37 PM
you guys still post in here?
they think no one else can see this

GottaHavePride
12/14/2006, 08:52 PM
We know people can see it, most people just don't bother.

hurricane'bone
12/14/2006, 09:41 PM
Oh hells yeah. Possibly 8:05, though...I have to stop by BoA and get my money on. Unless they don't mind me paying my rent in cash like the mother****in' pimp I am.

And by "pimp", I mean "person who never had any need for checks until now that".


Heh.

I understand.

hurricane'bone
12/14/2006, 09:42 PM
you guys still post in here?


Its better than 99.999999995% of the other threads around here.

proud gonzo
12/14/2006, 10:39 PM
no kidding

GottaHavePride
12/14/2006, 10:41 PM
Dudes, PG and I are awesome. I just thought I'd throw that out there.

bri
12/14/2006, 10:43 PM
you guys still post in here?

Are you kidding? Some days, this is the only f*ckin' thread I even read, much less post in. :D

GottaHavePride
12/14/2006, 10:48 PM
I've started posting in here a lot more recently. I'm gonna call this place "The Asylum" - just call me Wonko the Sane.

leavingthezoo
12/14/2006, 10:56 PM
this thread is why my post count is stagnant. if someone could make it go backwards, that would be teh awesome.

proud gonzo
12/14/2006, 11:30 PM
hehehe


GHP and I are indeed teh awesome. and you should all be jealous of us.

hurricane'bone
12/14/2006, 11:33 PM
something wicked this way comes.

bri
12/15/2006, 12:00 AM
Why are you guys so awexome? Did you finally manage to create a mutant strain of hay fever that causes dry, chapped, infected lips?

GottaHavePride
12/15/2006, 12:24 AM
Why are you guys so awexome? Did you finally manage to create a mutant strain of hay fever that causes dry, chapped, infected lips?

Heh. No - we're cooking dinner at our house tomorrow - Iggy, CAF, and a couple of other people are coming over.

So far preparations have been made for bellinis (peach and raspberry), cookies have been baked (PG's awesomeness), and I have just finished making the dough that I'm gonna turn into some killer French bread tomorrow.

PG and I are like some sort of unstoppable force of awesomeness in the kitchen.

GottaHavePride
12/15/2006, 12:27 AM
Oh, and since I know you're gonna ask - main course is going to be pasta. With three different sauces - tomato, pesto, and a sort of mushroom-y alfredo-type sauce. Yes, all made from scratch. And meatballs. Cooked separately, because Iggy is a hippie and doesn't eat meat. ;)

jk the sooner fan
12/15/2006, 09:38 AM
interesting discussion here....

leavingthezoo
12/15/2006, 10:33 AM
it's gone whacky go nuts out there. it is just a matter of time before it seeps in here. quick, someone get into name calling and bri you can be the perv.

:D

leavingthezoo
12/15/2006, 10:35 AM
wait- bri is the perv.

(i'm not sure a 60 second wait is really worth the follow up, and yet...)

(6 seconds now...)

jk the sooner fan
12/15/2006, 10:43 AM
i see alot of folks bitching about 'this place and how its gone to crap'

as much as i'm not a fan of 04, at least he did something about his dislike....he left

seriously, if this place is so screwed why stick around?

i wasnt aware one PM by me could have such a great effect on this board as to kill all the fun :rolleyes:

i've got much more power than i was ever aware i had

bri
12/15/2006, 12:05 PM
Dude, no offense, but this place sucks for WAY more reasons than just you. :D

Besides, I was here first. I ran off once because n00bs made it suck; not again. ;)

And the apartment is wired for AWEXOME! Now all we need is furniture.

leavingthezoo
12/15/2006, 01:11 PM
llama free zone. that's what i'm payin' for. :D

bri
12/15/2006, 01:44 PM
You're actually not paying for this. :P

leavingthezoo
12/15/2006, 02:06 PM
:mad:

sanantoniosooner
12/15/2006, 02:19 PM
Can I be part of the reason this place sucks?

jk the sooner fan
12/15/2006, 02:21 PM
Can I be part of the reason this place sucks?

i can assure you that you're in that crowd....i'll move over and make some room for you.....ya damn fun killer

leavingthezoo
12/15/2006, 04:02 PM
can you guys take it back out there or something.

we just talk about dumb stuff and frolic and so forth in here.

GET TO FROLICKIN"!

yermom
12/15/2006, 04:18 PM
oh, they're talking about dumb stuff

now where is the frolicking? :mad:

leavingthezoo
12/15/2006, 04:31 PM
frolic this, poncho.

leavingthezoo
12/15/2006, 04:35 PM
What, did you forget the safe word?


HAZELNUT!!!


Heh, very good.

i just realized bri and bone apparently play a wild game of yahtzee from time to time.

sickos.

bri
12/15/2006, 05:04 PM
Hey, safety first.

proud gonzo
12/15/2006, 05:06 PM
you two are just going to get scarier from now on :eek:

proud gonzo
12/15/2006, 05:15 PM
Heh. No - we're cooking dinner at our house tomorrow - Iggy, CAF, and a couple of other people are coming over.

So far preparations have been made for bellinis (peach and raspberry), cookies have been baked (PG's awesomeness), and I have just finished making the dough that I'm gonna turn into some killer French bread tomorrow.

PG and I are like some sort of unstoppable force of awesomeness in the kitchen. TOTALLY UNSTOPPABLE!

:twinkies:

GottaHavePride
12/15/2006, 05:19 PM
Who knew putting sake in the sauce would be such a good idea?

proud gonzo
12/15/2006, 05:22 PM
no kidding!

and it'll still simmer for another TWO AND A HALF HOURS.

bri
12/15/2006, 05:23 PM
Is that like putting the lotion in the basket?

And now, the first peek at teh "official crimson" wall of doom:

http://static.flickr.com/134/323363264_b7743c0339.jpg

The lighting's a little lacking; it's a BIT more crimson that that. Or maybe not. I haven't been in there in like, hours. I forget stuff. Also, behold the Ikea end table I assembled with my bare hands while waiting for the cable guy to show up.

I am all that is man.

BlondeSoonerGirl
12/15/2006, 05:25 PM
What do you guys have planned for this wall of awesomeness? Either of you have any cool memorabilia and stuff?

bri
12/15/2006, 05:33 PM
Haichbee's got a sweet pic of the Pride in the OU formation on the field, and Poster Of The Year and all-around good person jaux is putting the finishing touches on one of his legendary OU plaques that will be featured prominently on the wall of awesome.

Also, I want to eventually get one of those sweet banners with all our championship years listed.

GottaHavePride
12/15/2006, 05:34 PM
I know guys that actually had the presence of mind to get Bob Stoops to autograph their music to Boomer Sooner. Now THAT is kick-*** memorabilia.

proud gonzo
12/15/2006, 05:36 PM
Need to get a hold of Barry for some autographs? I gots connections ;)

RacerX
12/15/2006, 06:32 PM
This place doesn't suck.

The FB board will always be the FB board, the SO rocks when it's not election season, the general sports forum actually gets used and so does the basketball board.

The sponsors forum, unfortunately, has become the dysfunctional family forum.

VIVA SOONERFANS!

sanantoniosooner
12/15/2006, 06:33 PM
Font bashing is all the rage right now.

:P

RacerX
12/15/2006, 06:36 PM
But he doesn't make the place suck, he just gives me something to focus my white middle class rage on.

Beef
12/16/2006, 07:44 PM
Worked out with my trainer this morning for the first time in a couple of weeks. Have a nice little bit of soreness going but not too bad. Took the new Harley out for about 3 hours riding around and enjoying the gorgeous weather. I was craving some rum which I never drink and couldn't believe it when I had some in the liquor cabinet. Been sitting out on the deck sipping on some rum since. Going to grill out and sit outside with the Cowboys on one TV and the Mavs-Hornets on the other. Might put the webcast of the OU-UTA game on the laptop, too, and talk smack with the HAR who goes to UTA. Damn good day. Now if only some hot, smart, easy chicks would drop by.

Beef
12/16/2006, 09:33 PM
No hot, smart, easy chicks have dropped by yet. Oh well. The night is young.

GottaHavePride
12/16/2006, 09:43 PM
Goddamn women. Seriously. Just... goddamn.

CAF is officially too much crazy for me. I think I'm done unless she manages to get her head screwed on straight.

Beef
12/16/2006, 10:01 PM
I'm seriously thinking CAF is related to HAR. Sorry, GHP.

proud gonzo
12/16/2006, 10:14 PM
pretty much everybody's agreeing about CAF. She (metaphorically) peed 1tc style on our dinner party last night.

Beef
12/16/2006, 10:28 PM
Damn. Story time.

proud gonzo
12/16/2006, 10:41 PM
Well, we'd been planning this for a week or two. Actually, we'd been wanting to do a dinner at our house since a few months ago CAF invited a bunch of people over for homemade chinese food.

GHP and I spent a day cleaning the whole house and spent a day and a half cooking. We made almond bark covered pretzels, decorated sugar cookies, peach and raspberry bellinis, pasta with homemade pesto sauce, red sauce, and a sauteed mushroom sauce stuff. We made meatballs and fresh french bread. And a week ago when we set the day to do this, we told everyone (Iggy, CAF, and another friend) and specifically told CAF that she now officially had plans for friday night.

To give some background, for the past month or two, everytime we've invited CAF to hang out, she either has plans to hang out with her other friends or she's tired. So we've given her a week's notice to set aside the night because she's made plans with us this time.

Last week she comes over to study for a final with GHP and she borrows a couple of dvd's. She wanted to take The Producers, but we decided we'd watch it after dinner Friday. She said that'd be cool, and left the dvd here.

So everybody shows up Friday and there's a table full of freaking awesome food, there's a great fire going in the fireplace, and we're rocking with some awesome funk on the stereo. CAF refuses to talk to anyone, she looks like she's having no fun at all, and escapes to the garage twice to talk on the phone. Then she comes back and starts gathering up her stuff to go. We started trying to convince her to stay, and try to get her to admit she's having fun with us.... and it doesn't work

we jokingly stole her shoes and her keys and threatened (joking) to hogtie her and make her stay. And it didn't work. She was rather desperate to get away from all of us, or so it seemed. And it's really annoying.

Rhino
12/17/2006, 12:44 AM
Bitches, man.

proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 01:30 AM
what sucks is that we were in a woodwind quintet together, and a month or so ago when she started acting obnoxious, that carried over into the quintet. Before we were hoping for a good chance of getting accepted into a chamber music competition in the spring--which would have meant a free trip to California. But now not only would we proably not have a shot, the flute player and I are probably not even going to play in the quintet next semester.

bri
12/17/2006, 01:37 AM
Man, just ONCE can a crazy Asian chick not break up a band?

proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 01:57 AM
hehehehe

bri
12/17/2006, 02:16 AM
Holy crap, I am wiped. I spent the late morning and early afternoon moving my bedroom furniture over, and after much procrastination managed to actually get my room semi-put together. I still have boxes of clothes that need to go in the chester drawers and closet...but that can wait, because I had to go holiday party with the sexy party girls.

I can't emphasize enough how happy I am to be back in Tulsa full-time. :D

And since this thread is worthless without pics, I give you, my IT friends, the ONE picture I took tonight that I can post on the board...and even then, just barely:

http://static.flickr.com/136/324590810_6e30aeea73.jpg

proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 02:22 AM
heh

bri
12/17/2006, 02:27 AM
It was a real Bizarro kind of night; usually I go to these things and run into people who think they're meeting me for the first time and I have to be, like, "No, we actually have met a couple of times before. Nice to meet you again, though." There's actually one lush that floats around the edge of the group that whenever I see her, I simply say "It's okay, you'll just forget me again anyways." But THIS time, one of the party girls remembered me from a Halloween party from 2005...and I didn't know who she was until after I'd walked away from her and my friend Janie reminded me.

It was a very self-actualizing moment for me. ;)

proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 02:36 AM
http://www.satyamag.com/sat.site.images/bizarro_nov04.jpghttp://www.start.no/tegneserier/bizarro/biz-striper/biz20060816.gif

bri
12/17/2006, 02:38 AM
Dude, that is the awesomest screwed-up attempt at posting an image EVAR!!!

proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 02:49 AM
...it totally works on my computer! what'd I do? ????

bri
12/17/2006, 02:52 AM
Was THIS really the desired effect?

http://www.start.no/tegneserier/bizarro/biz-striper/biz20060816.gif

:D

proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 02:54 AM
...yeah, but there's supposed to be the ENGLISH version there too!

*sigh* sometimes it's just not worth the effort



especially with flood control :mad:

bri
12/17/2006, 02:57 AM
Heh. You're like zoo, only local.

Gah, I'm not gonna get any work done. I may as well go home...which thankfully is now only 15 minutes away. w00t!!!

proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 02:59 AM
dude, you're still at WORK????

what is wrong with you?

bri
12/17/2006, 03:02 AM
Yeah, but I'm not doing any actual work. I stopped in to download the pics on my camera onto my machine here and then post them, and I thought I might do a skosh of work since overtime done today (or, I guess, yesterday) goes on the paycheck I get in two weeks. But, you know, I'd rather just go to my new home and sleep, like, a LOT.

proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 03:07 AM
yeah, good call. I'm about to crash here in a minute. playing football on XBox is tiring ;)

bri
12/17/2006, 03:09 AM
Heh.

I had to run by Super Target on my way to the XXX-mas party to get some stuff for the apartment before it went off sale, and there was, like, ten people camping out on the sidewalk by the door. Someone said it was for PS3's, and I thought "Aren't they a little late for that line?"

Also, I thought that they were COMPLETE ****ING PATHETIC LOSERS and began to wish really hard for some rain.

leavingthezoo
12/17/2006, 10:02 AM
you guys have gotten really wordy.

bri
12/17/2006, 05:00 PM
We're just trying to get you to open up and come out of your shell.

proud gonzo
12/17/2006, 05:15 PM
hehe

bri
12/17/2006, 07:07 PM
Teh internet tubes are vexing. We have yet to be able to get the network up and running, so we just have haichbee's lappy on the interwebs until we can call the friendly cable people tomorrow and begin to formulate Plan B. :mad:

GottaHavePride
12/17/2006, 08:16 PM
Oof. So I set my alarm for over an hour before the final started this morning. You know, so I'd have time to get up, shower, eat breakfast, maybe grab a coffee on the way.

When do I wake up? 10 minutes before the exam starts. So I manage to get there somewhere between 5 and 10 minutes late. I was still the first one out of the room. :D I rule.

Update: I got a 91 on that final. Not bad.

Don't know how CAF did - she hasn't spoken to me in two days now. Heh.

bri
12/17/2006, 08:22 PM
You know, I hear that the worst part about getting rejected by an Asian is that thirty minutes later, you're hungry for rejection again.



Yeah, I got nothin'.

GottaHavePride
12/17/2006, 08:24 PM
You know, I hear that the worst part about getting rejected by an Asian is that thirty minutes later, you're hungry for rejection again.



Yeah, I got nothin'.

Heh. That was actually pretty good.

bri
12/17/2006, 08:34 PM
That may be, but it felt like it had to go a long way just to get to the payoff.

I'd say "kinda like my prom", but there was never a payoff on my prom night. AWWWWWWWWWWWW :(

hurricane'bone
12/17/2006, 09:34 PM
w00t!

GottaHavePride
12/17/2006, 09:47 PM
w00t? Teh interwebs?

hurricane'bone
12/17/2006, 10:03 PM
well...we are still operating on my lappy only...but its a start

hurricane'bone
12/17/2006, 10:05 PM
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/3753/apt001ax8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

hurricane'bone
12/17/2006, 10:21 PM
http://static.flickr.com/135/325605970_584ed55ac9.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/140/325606001_4de36c6b9b.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/140/325606050_7ba891c722.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/139/325606073_a96e2f6ad3.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/142/325606110_e84276868a.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/134/325606128_e4df277be5.jpg

leavingthezoo
12/17/2006, 11:16 PM
bone... when did you go amish?



nevermind. it's the shadow. heh.

hurricane'bone
12/17/2006, 11:18 PM
oh...only on the weekends.

GottaHavePride
12/18/2006, 01:37 AM
Heh. Teh Spenc and Teh Bri.

hurricane'bone
12/18/2006, 09:59 AM
heh.

So we got drunk and but together a table and some barstools.

Pictures to come later.

hurricane'bone
12/18/2006, 10:58 AM
http://static.flickr.com/144/326140476_765d8c526c.jpg
table

http://static.flickr.com/137/326140499_5a661bed8c.jpg
Supports

http://static.flickr.com/134/326140520_27b2165617.jpg
Table with legs!

http://static.flickr.com/141/326140545_649cba90b9.jpg
Shock The World

http://static.flickr.com/143/326140576_aebf132fc7.jpg
Bri, Self portrait

http://static.flickr.com/92/326140606_dc77e8b05a.jpg
Guns up bitches.

http://static.flickr.com/136/326140628_e9ccfa4940.jpg
Supports for the stools

http://static.flickr.com/143/326140699_7694085e44.jpg
Me fixing the mistake

http://static.flickr.com/142/326140683_7d3a98c21d.jpg
Stools glued together

http://static.flickr.com/134/326140775_271a5cf6ac.jpg
P.I.M.P

http://static.flickr.com/144/326140813_c374839047.jpg
I'm way white.

http://static.flickr.com/139/326140841_29e25eb9ce.jpg
fine

We didn't take any picture of us putting the screws in the chairs but we were watching the True Hollywood Story of David Hasselhoff followed by lots of channel flipping - we even saw a baby midget and it scarred me for life.

As always, thanks to Flickr (http://www.flickr.com) for image hosting.

Beef
12/18/2006, 11:11 AM
Don't Hassle The Hoff

Beef
12/18/2006, 11:12 AM
And the Hoff's Man-boobs scarred me for life.

jk the sooner fan
12/18/2006, 11:21 AM
ok, so whats the "i've got a chick in the room, go get a pizza" signal?

tape on the door?

something else?

hurricane'bone
12/18/2006, 12:12 PM
loud noises

bri
12/18/2006, 02:51 PM
the ratio of "included wood glue" to "things that needed to be glued with included wood glue" was WAAAAAY off. :D

proud gonzo
12/18/2006, 02:58 PM
always is

bri
12/18/2006, 03:08 PM
We were sure we were teh win at the beginning; the actual table was wicked easy to put together. And then we started the process of assembling the stools...using wood glue...while drinking....good times. :D

jk the sooner fan
12/18/2006, 03:10 PM
you guys put things together like i do

one year i put together a nifty computer desk with the track slots for the cd holders...cept i didnt line them up quite right.....so my cd's were slanted

or i'll get everything put together and have extra pieces......

bri
12/18/2006, 03:12 PM
Heh, for we are men. Men is what we are.

After finishing each stool, whichever one of us put it together would test it by sitting on it. We let Gravity be the final judge of our success or failure. Gravity smiled on us. :D

proud gonzo
12/18/2006, 03:13 PM
i think your dishes are too big for your table :D

bri
12/18/2006, 03:26 PM
Yes they are, but they're also too big for the cabinets. :D

hurricane'bone
12/18/2006, 06:30 PM
Our dishes are bigger than you jess...

proud gonzo
12/18/2006, 06:37 PM
hehehe

hurricane'bone
12/18/2006, 09:42 PM
Miss USA the Party Animal

Just when you thought all the news was depressing, The Daily News reports that Miss USA Tara Connor was spotted dancing sexily and making out with 18-year old Miss Teen USA in clubs. Miss USA also allegedly tested positive for cocaine.

Donald Trump, who owns the Miss USA pageant, is reportedly considering taking away Miss USA’s crown as soon as he can stand up. He’s been behind his desk since Thursday muttering “hummahummahumma.”

There’s no word on what Trump plans to do with Miss Teen USA but I’m sure he has several ideas. The man is always thinking.

It seems so old-fashioned to penalize Miss USA for having fun. I say it’s time to update the pageant to include competitions for sexy dancing and making out with other beauty queens. If the pageant isn’t willing to keep up with the times, they might as well have a butter churning competition, which by the way would be totally hot in my opinion. Anyway, my point is that times change. The pageant needs to keep up.

I don’t know all of the duties of a reigning Miss USA, but I assume she represents America in the United Nations. I’d love to see her debate Iran in the General Assembly, preferably with frequent breaks to make out with Miss Teen USA.

Miss USA: “And this is why the USA demands inspections of your…hold on… MMM-MMM-MMM … okay, where was I. Hey, do you mind if I do a line off of your turban?”

I suppose Trump’s argument is that Miss USA has not been upholding a proper image. But who would you rather have representing your country – a do-gooder who yammers about world peace, or the hot chick who’s trying to pin Miss Florida against the bar? America is all about freedom, not imposing your views on others. I say let Miss USA be free, like the great nation she represents. If we start restricting Miss USA’s right to party, the Taliban has won.


http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/12/miss_usa_the_pa.html

hurricane'bone
12/18/2006, 09:45 PM
http://www.ampu-tees.com/images/products/m_screw450.gif

proud gonzo
12/18/2006, 09:47 PM
that's a funny dude

hurricane'bone
12/18/2006, 10:12 PM
phew....got the tv thing put together, well...except for the back...which I can't put on until I have a hammer.

GottaHavePride
12/18/2006, 10:25 PM
Heh. Oh, update for your continuing amusement:

CAF now signs off or goes "away" on Instant Messenger within 15 seconds every time I sign on. Heh. Won't she feel silly when she realizes that when I told her "if you want to talk you can track me down" I was serious - I mean, she's just wasting a lot of effort. ;)

I don't know, maybe I should call her Cute Asian Not-Really-That-Good-A-Friend-I-Guess, but CANRTGAFIG doesn't really roll off the keyboard...

hurricane'bone
12/18/2006, 10:28 PM
yeah.

I know I'm a few days late in this but...


bitches man, bitches.


oh and according to CST the basketball team that plays in Madison Square Garden is the "Nicks" - which is really kind of fitting.

GottaHavePride
12/18/2006, 10:32 PM
yeah.

I know I'm a few days late in this but...


bitches man, bitches.


oh and according to CST the basketball team that plays in Madison Square Garden is the "Nicks" - which is really kind of fitting.

Heh. The way she's acting she's running toward full-on yainch-ness.

proud gonzo
12/18/2006, 11:24 PM
Heh. Oh, update for your continuing amusement:

CAF now signs off or goes "away" on Instant Messenger within 15 seconds every time I sign on. Heh. Won't she feel silly when she realizes that when I told her "if you want to talk you can track me down" I was serious - I mean, she's just wasting a lot of effort. ;)

I don't know, maybe I should call her Cute Asian Not-Really-That-Good-A-Friend-I-Guess, but CANRTGAFIG doesn't really roll off the keyboard...CANRTGAFIG.


I like it.

hurricane'bone
12/18/2006, 11:29 PM
You what else doesn't roll of the keyboard/tounge?

Working with aggies.

I swear to god all teh damn people are god damn aggies.

At the office, they were all like "oh...where are you watching the game tonight? It's so important for us...."

and I just want to laugh in their faces tomorrow but I won't...because I'm nice....or something.

GottaHavePride
12/18/2006, 11:42 PM
CANRTGAFIG.


I like it.

It sounds like a type of scotch. but not good scotch. The scotch that kicks your head in when you try to drink it.

hurricane'bone
12/19/2006, 12:07 AM
you guys put things together like i do

one year i put together a nifty computer desk with the track slots for the cd holders...cept i didnt line them up quite right.....so my cd's were slanted

or i'll get everything put together and have extra pieces......


The desk that I'm going to put together next has like file things on the top and I'm afraid they aren't going to line up.

proud gonzo
12/19/2006, 12:10 AM
heh

hurricane'bone
12/19/2006, 12:15 AM
It sounds like a type of scotch. but not good scotch. The scotch that kicks your head in when you try to drink it.


I love scotch....scotchy scotchy scotch

bri
12/19/2006, 12:59 AM
Hi everybody! Did I miss anything? :D

GottaHavePride
12/19/2006, 01:00 AM
Not so much.

hurricane'bone
12/19/2006, 01:14 AM
Hi everybody! Did I miss anything? :D


where are you?

bri
12/19/2006, 01:22 AM
At the office. Had to stop in on my way back from Pryor to submit my timesheet (which I should have done last Friday, but hey).

hurricane'bone
12/19/2006, 01:33 AM
ahhhhhhh

bri
12/19/2006, 01:38 AM
Alright, God help me...I'm all Facebook-y now. :D

hurricane'bone
12/19/2006, 01:43 AM
tee hee

proud gonzo
12/19/2006, 01:44 PM
lol

bri
12/19/2006, 03:22 PM
Finally, I have a venue for picking up college chicks besides going to college bars or crashing the student section!

hurricane'bone
12/19/2006, 04:17 PM
phew.

66ers win in double OhTee and I thought Jerry McNamara was gonna cry like the little ****ing bitch *** penisbreath *******er little whiney cry**** that he is

bri
12/19/2006, 04:34 PM
Because he can see his faint hoop dreams dying before his very eyes? :D

hurricane'bone
12/19/2006, 10:11 PM
no...he's just a whiney little cry****

bri
12/19/2006, 10:16 PM
You forgot "pasty". :D

proud gonzo
12/19/2006, 10:31 PM
did you say pastry?

bri
12/19/2006, 10:41 PM
No, but I'm on the verge of going and devouring the cheesecake sampler I have in the fridge in the break room...

proud gonzo
12/19/2006, 10:45 PM
save some for me!!!


oh, my mom found a recipe for a margarita cheesecake and she wants to try it out. it has tequila and orange liqueur and lime juice in it, and the crust is made of pretzels so it's slightly salty. sounds tasty...

bri
12/19/2006, 10:53 PM
Yeah, teh spence is probably thinking the same thing right about now. :D

And that just made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.

hurricane'bone
12/19/2006, 11:07 PM
heh.

Mongo
12/19/2006, 11:09 PM
Damn PG, you know I was just joking

don't call me a dude, dude -pg

sorry ladies , I wont post in here again

bri
12/19/2006, 11:33 PM
Yay! I can start working again!

I hate the evening team lead. :mad:

hurricane'bone
12/19/2006, 11:35 PM
That suxorz

proud gonzo
12/20/2006, 12:09 AM
Damn PG, you know I was just joking


sorry ladies , I wont post in here again
i knew you were joking--if I hadn't, i would have negged you ;)

proud gonzo
12/20/2006, 12:10 AM
Yeah, teh spence is probably thinking the same thing right about now. :D

And that just made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.what, you don't think a margarita cheesecake would be good? it's cheesecake and booze together! how could that not be good?

bri
12/20/2006, 12:18 AM
You had me up until "pretzel crust". Blerg.





(eat kitty.)

proud gonzo
12/20/2006, 01:11 AM
You had me up until "pretzel crust". Blerg.





(eat kitty.)
well then make it with some other kind of crust :rolleyes:

Beef
12/20/2006, 10:10 AM
Mmmmmmm....flour tortilla crust.

Beef
12/20/2006, 10:11 AM
And no, I'm not stoned right now.

bri
12/20/2006, 11:38 AM
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. ;)

GottaHavePride
12/20/2006, 01:21 PM
HA! Crappy doctors at Goddard = pwn3d!

So I go to see my longtime doctor here in Wichita about my face. He says "you went to the doctor down there? What did they put you on?" So I told him it was doxycycline and he said "yeah, that's a good one. Unless that's strep or staph. Then it won't do crap for you. And it looks like strep or staph to me."

Fickin' Goddard...

leavingthezoo
12/20/2006, 01:27 PM
did the asian chick break your face?

bri
12/20/2006, 01:43 PM
with an ugly stick?


HAHAHA! PWN3D!!!!

GottaHavePride
12/20/2006, 03:03 PM
did the asian chick break your face?

Heh. no. I thought I was having an allergic reaction - apparently I picked up an infection somewhere.

bri
12/20/2006, 05:34 PM
from the Asian chick?

bri
12/20/2006, 05:36 PM
She gave you Asian Bitch Flu, didn't she?

hurricane'bone
12/20/2006, 06:13 PM
what a biggity-bitch

bri
12/20/2006, 06:49 PM
fo shizzle.

GottaHavePride
12/20/2006, 07:52 PM
She gave you Asian Bitch Flu, didn't she?

Daaaaaaaang. Funny. :D


So, PG was wrapping Christmas presents today, and one of them is a big bamboo cutting block for our mom's kitchen. As she's wrapping I said "mom better watch out or that thing will flip out and start avoiding ALL her knives because it doesn't like the way one of them chops."

You know, 'cause bamboo is Asian.

leavingthezoo
12/20/2006, 08:18 PM
i don't get it.

GottaHavePride
12/20/2006, 08:24 PM
Oh, had I not explained that? Yeah, CAF told PG that the reason she's been acting crazy and avoiding all her friends is because it made CAF uncomfortable that I hadn't given up on her yet. You know, rather than just tell me to knock it off she decided it would be easier to avoid and alienate all her other friends, too.

Unless you were kidding. In which case, "heh".

leavingthezoo
12/20/2006, 08:26 PM
shoulda gone with heh. but it's ok, GHP. you're suffering from lip leprosy.

bri
12/20/2006, 08:29 PM
i don't get it.

You should try smiling more often, then.

leavingthezoo
12/20/2006, 08:33 PM
whoa. i think i almost said something completely baneable.

i should hang up my meanie-head hat.

hurricane'bone
12/20/2006, 08:34 PM
We lost power there for a second...it was slightly scary

bri
12/20/2006, 08:55 PM
whoa. i think i almost said something completely baneable.

i should hang up my meanie-head hat.

And now I MUST know what you deemed too bad to say. Stupid curiosity!

And hb, it's okay. The locks are analog. :D

hurricane'bone
12/20/2006, 09:02 PM
heh.

first thing I did was lock the second deadbolt

bri
12/20/2006, 09:07 PM
Heh...STEALH DEADBOLT!!!!

hurricane'bone
12/20/2006, 09:16 PM
w00t!

daytrip to OKC tomorrow!

leavingthezoo
12/20/2006, 09:21 PM
i don't think i can handle you two living together. it's like chaos with two heads.

bri
12/20/2006, 09:25 PM
w00t! 10 more hours of work tomorrow!

Gah.

hurricane'bone
12/20/2006, 09:25 PM
don't you mean four heads????

leavingthezoo
12/20/2006, 09:27 PM
nope. two.

hurricane'bone
12/20/2006, 09:37 PM
whatever

GottaHavePride
12/20/2006, 09:58 PM
Heh.

hurricane'bone
12/20/2006, 10:23 PM
But why is the rum gone?


OH yeah....because I moved it.

proud gonzo
12/20/2006, 10:41 PM
shall we take bets on the topic of jk's next stick-up-the-butt thread?



seriously. what's up with him recently?

bri
12/20/2006, 11:39 PM
You know what's funny, or at the very least quasi-amusing? I actually finished working, like, an hour ago. But there's a girl on MySpace who's on her second glass of wine telling me that I'm a bad boy and need to be spanked.

Needless to say, I'm in no rush to leave. :D

leavingthezoo
12/20/2006, 11:43 PM
i bet if you hurried home, haichbee would spank you.

hurricane'bone
12/20/2006, 11:48 PM
i bet if you hurried home, haichbee would spank you.


I've been involved in enough spanking today thank you very much.

:pop:

bri
12/20/2006, 11:51 PM
I'm going to deftly sidestep all of that unpleasant business and instead compare MySpace blogs to Blogger.

So, in my pre-MySpace days, when I was an active member of the Monkey Project, I did all my bloggy-blog-blogging on Blogger. I ALWAYS hated the interface, it was clunky and ugly and nearly impossible to make your posts look, you know, like you wanted them to. So, once I started my MS page and started blogging with their INSANELY EASY program, I never went back to Blogger. Then, after I had the "falling out" with the rest of the Monkey Project, I never even looked in on the site.

Well, after making tonight's post on my blog, I decided (for some reason) to try and extend some sort of olive branch and also post it on my old home on the MP. So I cut it and pasted it into Blogger...and it broke.

Gah.

hurricane'bone
12/20/2006, 11:52 PM
You know what's funny, or at the very least quasi-amusing? I actually finished working, like, an hour ago. But there's a girl on MySpace who's on her second glass of wine telling me that I'm a bad boy and need to be spanked.

Needless to say, I'm in no rush to leave. :D


She's hot.

leavingthezoo
12/20/2006, 11:53 PM
the new blogger or the old blogger? 'cause they just switched over to the beta version. only, now it's not considered beta. it probably still sucks.

bri
12/20/2006, 11:54 PM
She's hot.

And thus the staying. :D

hurricane'bone
12/20/2006, 11:55 PM
the popsicle pictures makes me happy in my pants

bri
12/20/2006, 11:55 PM
the new blogger or the old blogger? 'cause they just switched over to the beta version. only, now it's not considered beta. it probably still sucks.

It sucks...SO hard.

hurricane'bone
12/20/2006, 11:57 PM
Dude....we need a bottle open-er-thingy

bri
12/21/2006, 12:00 AM
I actually have a sweet OU one, the big honkin' beer crowbars like bartenders use. I just haven't moved it over yet. :(

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 12:03 AM
why don't you just text shut up!!!

bri
12/21/2006, 12:23 AM
Okay, I think horny drunk lady passed out. I'm totally gonna make a run for home.

bri
12/21/2006, 12:35 AM
Oops, spoke too soon. :D

(Note to self: Sell plasma for Cox router money...) ;)

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 12:42 AM
heh.

I found a wireless router for like 39 that should work, because it has a place for a wired computer.

So that might work.

bri
12/21/2006, 12:43 AM
Dude, we are SO getting that next week. :D

And I am a very bad man. That's all I'm gonna say.

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 12:46 AM
Well..yeah..I mean....****...you aren't gonna see me for like 6 days

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 12:49 AM
hey can I borrow your camera tomorrow for the OKC roadtrip?

bri
12/21/2006, 12:57 AM
Sure, no problem. You might want to grab the extra batteries out of the camera bag...trust me.


Well..yeah..I mean....****...you aren't gonna see me for like 6 days

True.

that reminds me, bring me back free swag, bitch. :D

proud gonzo
12/21/2006, 01:00 AM
:les: ROOM.

bri
12/21/2006, 01:11 AM
Shouldn't you be, like, sneezing or something?

proud gonzo
12/21/2006, 01:23 AM
actually, I just went to the allergist today. I now officially have asthma.

well, i'm pretty sure i've always had it... but now i have medicine. w00t.




I CAN TYPE WHILE SNEEZING!

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 01:29 AM
There are posters on here who must be bots or some ****...I mean...how can some of these people be real.

bri
12/21/2006, 01:29 AM
Ooooh, medicine!

It's like the Industrial Revolution just up and happened all up in your house. :D

bri
12/21/2006, 01:31 AM
There are posters on here who must be bots or some ****...I mean...how can some of these people be real.

Dude, bots are fun. I just had a 30-minute MS email conversation with a bot that started with me sending the message "ur bewbs r teh win!"

You know what's REALLY funny about it? There's actually a slim chance that's a real chick. A real chick who will carry on a conversation with someone who says "ur bewbs r teh win". :D

proud gonzo
12/21/2006, 01:31 AM
Ooooh, medicine!

It's like the Industrial Revolution just up and happened all up in your house. :D I know!! It's awesome.

oh wait--****, should I be responding to your posts? I mean, that might totally send the wrong idea. I mean, what will people think if we, like, actually respond to each other in a reasonable facsimile to conversation?? It's scandalous! :eek:

bri
12/21/2006, 01:34 AM
and now to destroy the evidence.:D

proud gonzo
12/21/2006, 01:34 AM
HEH

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 01:42 AM
phew...I am...quite...drunk

proud gonzo
12/21/2006, 01:44 AM
still typing better than russell---doin' good, dude

william favor
12/21/2006, 01:44 AM
I'M BACK BITCHES!!!

bri
12/21/2006, 01:46 AM
AWEXOME! Now go figure out which apartment Heather Lewin lives in and tell her she looks horrible without makeup. We'll wait here. :D

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 01:47 AM
DUde...that's like two blocks away...I'm not going anywhere.

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 01:48 AM
I'm listening to Avril Lavigne.

:O

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 01:49 AM
I'm also wearing my Aussie

proud gonzo
12/21/2006, 01:50 AM
I'm listening to Avril Lavigne.

:Oyou really ARE drunk

bri
12/21/2006, 01:52 AM
Dude, if it's the proper song, I'd listen to Avril Lavigne sober. :D

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 01:52 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/328849818_0cf23dc2cf.jpg

bri
12/21/2006, 01:56 AM
You know, every time I walked in or out of the apartment since last night and saw the Aussie just sitting there, unattended...it's taken all of my self-restraint to not put it on.

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 02:03 AM
Well..you better do it tomorrow...because I'll probably turn it in after the bowl game

bri
12/21/2006, 02:10 AM
Yay! I have a goal now!

hurricane'bone
12/21/2006, 02:15 AM
Coldplay - Warning Sign

Beef
12/21/2006, 11:10 AM
Can I get someone baned just because I think they're an idiot?

bri
12/21/2006, 11:20 AM
That depends. It's not me, is it?

Beef
12/21/2006, 11:27 AM
That depends. It's not me, is it?
Nah. Another idiot. :D
I made the mistake of reading the Football Forum. And I would love to see Rhino be a Mod in the Football Forum. But then there would only be about 5 people allowed to post in there.

bri
12/21/2006, 02:09 PM
I fail to see the downside here.

Beef
12/21/2006, 02:24 PM
Rhino for Modador!!!!!!

proud gonzo
12/21/2006, 03:09 PM
that would be awesome

leavingthezoo
12/21/2006, 04:15 PM
that winky makes everything gonzo says sound like sarcasm. and it cracks me up. except when it includes candy. that makes me angry.


sugar cookies, peppermint sticks, candy canes

:rolleyes:


:mad:

i'm pretty sure my comment is broken down into way more sentences than necessary.

bri
12/21/2006, 05:00 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmm, mock candy....

GottaHavePride
12/21/2006, 05:25 PM
The Big Mock Candy Mountain?

bri
12/21/2006, 06:44 PM
Me Chan C*ck?

BlondeSoonerGirl
12/21/2006, 06:47 PM
You what?

bri
12/21/2006, 06:54 PM
Who?

leavingthezoo
12/21/2006, 08:42 PM
sicko psychos.

proud gonzo
12/21/2006, 09:53 PM
that winky makes everything gonzo says sound like sarcasm. and it cracks me up. except when it includes candy. that makes me angry.




:mad:

i'm pretty sure my comment is broken down into way more sentences than necessary.
at first i thought it was a lame signature. and then I said something snarky....and it was awesome :D

bri
12/21/2006, 09:57 PM
Conditional signatures are teh succ. ;)

proud gonzo
12/21/2006, 10:01 PM
oh, and your signature is SO incredibly awesome.

bri
12/21/2006, 10:17 PM
At least it's actual words. ;)

proud gonzo
12/21/2006, 11:40 PM
oh man, i want to slug bomb that "its just the internet" thread. seriously. I wanna post "ignore THIS, beyonce!" and just cover the whole damn page with slug pictures.


someone please talk me out of this. :D

proud gonzo
12/21/2006, 11:45 PM
out of curiosity, when buying your third christmas tree, did they make you pay in punctuation?

bri
12/21/2006, 11:52 PM
Heh. :D