[leavingthezoo]

is it going to be on in oklahoma?

[leavingthezoo]

i'm pretty tulsa ignorant.

[leavingthezoo]

but i am a winner at the game of life.

[bri]

It was televised nationally on ESPN2. We're highfalutin'.

And when we dropped the sure pick for six that would have pushed the final margin to 17, I thought of you sitting out there laughing at me and wept. Only not really.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT REAL MONEY!!!

[bri]

It would appear I have a new star now. I don't quite know what to think about it, but someone worked very hard on it, so I will simply smile and say "thank you". :D

[bri]

Well okay then, I guess I'll go home then. This place is dead anyway...

[leavingthezoo]

i like the new star.

[leavingthezoo]

but i guess you didn't go to the party.

'bone should've raised you better.

[leavingthezoo]

my mistake. YOU DID GO TO THE PARTY!

you so just got a promotion from the bathtub to the couch.

[GottaHavePride]

*tap tap tap* is this thing on?

[leavingthezoo]

heh. GHP talks to it. ;)

[leavingthezoo]

that might've only made sense in my head.

but it made me laugh. lots even.

[proud gonzo]

so what's going on in here tonight? I'm bored.

[leavingthezoo]

pretty much nothing. i reprimanded bri, but he didn't deserve it. for once.

[bri]

Is it wrong that I still kind of enjoyed it?

Don't answer that.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

145 pages....and not one damm good post until 5766

[leavingthezoo]

145 pages....and not one damm good post until 5766

that was the worst post EVER![/dynomite]

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Evar...learn to spell, you silly girl!!

[leavingthezoo]

Evar...learn to spell, you silly girl!!

and you raised the bar. THAT was the worst post EVAAAAAAAAAAARGH! :mad:


i guess i don't follow direction well.

[bri]

Tell me about it. I'm STILL WAITING FOR THAT SAMMICH. ;)

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

BLT!!!!! America's Sammich!!

[bri]

People, I cannot stress the awesomeness that was the Tulsa game. I also cannot stress the awesome non-flatteringness that is the Tulsa band uniforms. :D

[leavingthezoo]

Tell me about it. I'm STILL WAITING FOR THAT SAMMICH. ;)

keep waitin'. :P

[bri]

*sigh* :(

[hurricane'bone]

People, I cannot stress the awesomeness that was the Tulsa game. I also cannot stress the awesome non-flatteringness that is the Tulsa band uniforms. :D


i ahte those ****ing things.


where's the picture?

[hurricane'bone]

Dear Diary: Chris Fowler
By SMQ (http://www.sundaymorningqb.com/user/SMQ)
Posted on Fri Oct 27, 2006 at 03:35:20 AM EST


10-26
http://www.cualum.org/heritage/images/fowler_chris.jpg
Dear Diary,
Tonight was a tough night. And I really thought things had been getting a lot better with Kirk and the play-by-play job. I try so hard (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2253), and Kirk is a nice enough guy most of the time, but sometimes he just makes me feel like I'm two inches tall!
The game wasn't very good. But it was ruined for me right from the start when Kirk made fun of me for going to the movies by myself Wednesday night while the rest of the crew went out to its swanky pre-game dinner. Well, that's OK these days because I've finally learned how to let a little teasing slide off my back after a few hours, and I haven't cried about that kind of thing in a long time, and that's just Kirk! He doesn't realize how his words affect people, because of course nobody ever says anything bad about him (and why would they? Hello-o...), and he's just not as sensitive and artistic as I am - he can't just go and sit in a theater and enjoy being alone with a movie, really soaking in the plot, analyzing the craft of filmmaking, totally experiencing the film without all the distractions of a bunch of people talking and asking you to miss whole scenes to get them popcorn. Just sitting there, alone, in the dark, away from people and the world, with myself and the art unfolding on the screen, is one of my absolute favorite things in the whole entire world. And I don't expect somebody like Kirk, who just loves to be around people, to understand that. He loves the dinner and is always laughing and joking, making these perfect toasts, but I always wind up sitting and eating quietly, because nobody will get into a real one-on-one conversation. A real conversation. It's like, I'm OK one-on-one, but not in front of the whole group, you know?
But did he have to say I skipped the dinner to go out alone on the air? Oh. My. God. I could have killed him! I almost died! All those old, bad feelings just came rushing back, and my mouth sort of went dry, and I couldn't talk. And my job is to talk! On the tape, you can probably hear me choke back a sob. And so I managed to say something good about The Departed and how it was worth it and then changed the subject back to the game. (Btw, I didn't really mean that about The Departed. I went in and thought it was going to be like, "Um, hello, Oscar?," because Marty Scorsese so totally deserves an Oscar - I mean, how could Taxi Driver and Raging Bull not even be nominated? He deserves to win just for that. And probably The Departed would have been a lot better without all the swearing. Why do they have to put all that in? I understand the need for realism, obviously, but it would be just as good a movie if they didn't say the `f' word every twelve seconds, you know what I mean? It's like, come on! I almost had to walk out because Mark Wahlberg used the `c' word, and I don't usually tolerate that. It's very degrading to women. It was also way too violent - why did everyone have to get shot in the end? I thought it was just gratuitous. But you have to love anything with Jack Nicholson! ** ½ ).
But diary, you would proud of me. During one of the commercials, I remembered what my therapist told me and I decided to stand up for myself. I had to do something to let Kirk know that I am my own man and he has to show me some respect! So I decided, when we came back, I would call him "Herbstreit." That probably seems small, but he totally hates that. He told everybody one time that he had a high school coach who called him "Herbstreit" during a practice, and so Kirk "misfired" a pass right where the sun don't shine (that is a really funny story when he tells it btw ; P)! But I was going to say it to him on the air, just like he did to me, so what was he going to do, right? And maybe he would realize by the end of the game that I was just trying to get him to see that the words we choose really do hurt sometimes. And we came back and I was just waiting, trying to build my nerves, and then this player for Clemson got hurt during a fumble in the second quarter. And when they came out to work on him and we were watching the replay, I dropped it in, real casual, I said, "Do you think he was down, Herbstreit?" (or something like that, I don't remember exactly - you know sometimes my noggin needs uncloggin'!), and for a second I thought he didn't even notice. And then he sort of turns to me and says, kind of surprised, so I couldn't really tell what he was feeling, "Did you just call me `Herbstreit'?" And I almost wet myself! I was afraid he was going to punch my lights out right there in the studio! And my body would go flying through the glass in the press box and would wind up landing on some woman and sliding all the way down to the bottom of the steps with a trail of blood and 53-year-old peanut shells behind it.
I tried to keep my composure, but I kind of stammered and all I could get out was to ask if he had ever called me `Fowler.' That was really stupid, but I was almost petrified. "What do you want me to call you?," I asked. "Mr. Herbstreit?" Stupid, stupid, stupid, Chris! Just hand all of your self-confidence and masculinity away, why don't you? "Kirk," he said, kind of glaring at me, and then back to the game. I was so glad when he changed the subject! But then I just felt really small and insecure the rest of the game, and I was worried he was going to say something else during a commercial or when the score got out of hand. I wanted to get out of there so bad, but I was scared about what he might say once it ended!
Well, obviously I made it out in one piece (that would be really funny if just, like, my hand survived or something and came back to write this entry lol!). But that was probably only because Kirk and Erin Andrews went out to some club or restaurant or something. -Sigh- I know Erin is a great girl and she would never really do anything with Kirk because she's just not like that, but I don't understand why she always goes out with him and laughs at all his jokes and goes over game notes in his hotel room. I tell a lot of great jokes, too, if I didn't get interrupted in the middle of them all the time. That always ruins the punch line. I flirt with her, talk about her clothes, have our little pet name, "E.A." (like the video games, not the weird alien). I kid about her hats sometimes (making sure to respect her boundaries, of course. We are professionals, after all - or pretend to be at least! ; D) Tonight, she wore her hair pulled back and a big, white windbreaker jacket, and she looked just like my first kiss back in the snow in Denver in the eighth grade. I think she and Kirk are still out tonight because his room is next to mine and I haven't heard him come back. I'm going to call her when I'm done writing this and make sure we are still hanging out tomorrow, because she said we definitely would, and she promised not to flake out on me again this time.
Well, anyway, diary, I've got to be going so I can make sure to hear when Kirk comes in and I know Erin is back in her room, too. I wonder what she will be wearing when I call? I hope Kirk doesn't totally hate me. I will let you know how all that works out!
Keep it real!
Chris
http://images.sundaymorningqb.com/images/admin/Herbstreit_Pimp.jpg
Some people can call him 'Herbstreit'

[bri]

HEh.

[hurricane'bone]

you know...I'm just not feeling it today.

It might be because I'm not feeling much of anything right now, and I've got to be at work in a few hours. But just not feeling it.


Oh and Zoo - We deep fried a turkey yesterday, its cooking was filled with sexual innuendos. As a matter of fact, the whole day was filled with sexual innuendos.

[hurricane'bone]

I know we didn't beat the spread last night, but considering we were down 14 and came back and won the game, it was quite exciting and made me very happy in my pants.

[bri]

http://static.flickr.com/82/281087062_e259629c69.jpg

I am a wicked ugly man. :(

[bri]

I know we didn't beat the spread last night, but considering we were down 14 and came back and won the game, it was quite exciting and made me very happy in my pants.

Dude, we were down 17. :D

[bri]

Weren't we?

[hurricane'bone]

I just hope Idris isn't hurt bad and it was just a stinger

[hurricane'bone]

Weren't we?
Negatory 20-6 at the half.

[hurricane'bone]

Wait...we were down 13-6 at the half, and then 20-6 after the long bombed

[hurricane'bone]

http://static.flickr.com/82/281087062_e259629c69.jpg

I am a wicked ugly man. :(

so. am. I.

[hurricane'bone]

but I realize that. and i live iwth ti. and homey looks extremely drunk.

[hurricane'bone]

Wow. Is anyone else shocked like me that Jim Mora has the Colts as his NUMBER ONE BEST TEAM OF ALL TIME EVER!!!!

[bri]

but I realize that. and i live iwth ti. and homey looks extremely drunk.

Heh. Homey ALWAYS looks drunk...but I think he was sober as a judge. Well, you know, relatively speaking. :D

[hurricane'bone]

heh

[Cam]

so. am. I.
I take it you're the band geek in the middle. :cool:

[hurricane'bone]

si.


BA-GOCK!

[hurricane'bone]

Well...I'm hating life right now.

Homework is kicking my ***.

I've got an individual marketing project due here in a few weeks (7-10 pages), a group marketing presentation, I've got to write a 10-15 page proposal on how the current statistical metric used to evaluate us at work is wrong and a possible solution, Statistics is starting to kick my *** all across The U, and I've got a paper due in MIS in a month.

[Xunil]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b256/Xunilla/notredame3.jpg

[hurricane'bone]

I hate my life right now.

[bri]

Yeah? Well, it could be MY life. I'm still sick as hell, my voice is still mostly gone from the combo of the cold and telling Jordan Palmer that he's a big fatty fat fatty butterpants for three hours. The cold made me have to skip the totally awesome Brady Halloween party with the sexy party girls...who were ALL totally whored out. Oh, and I got stood up. Not just stood up, mind you, but that SUPER EXTRA AWESOME level of stood up where the girl DOESN'T EVEN CONTACT YOU, be it via phone, email, MySpace, ANYTHING.

I suck at life. :(

[hurricane'bone]

god damn the football board just needs to be nuked into the stone age and we need to start over.

[hurricane'bone]

do people really believe that AD is going to play in the bowl game?

[hurricane'bone]

Its gonna be a long night..gotta wait until midnight to register for classes.

But....Suzi Kolber is now on my TV screen.

Happy.

In.

Pants.

[Cam]

do people really believe that AD is going to play in the bowl game?
I think he thinks he might. If I was him, I wouldn't do it. He's proven what he can do. I'd fire any scout who said they needed to see more.

[hurricane'bone]

I agree, I hope that K. Wilson holds him out because it would be horrendous if he wasn't healed and ****ed himself over.

[hurricane'bone]

as an aside...Do they shoot commercials for HDTV in HDTV?

[hurricane'bone]

c'mon stupid web enrollment....

[hurricane'bone]

good lord...I'm gonna have to choke a bitch in the morning aren't I?

[bri]

I'M WAYNE BRADY, BITCH!!!!!

[leavingthezoo]

so what kind of rigamarole and tom foolery is going on in here now?

[dolemitesooner]

pEOPLE STILL POST IN THIS MOTHER ****ER...DAMN

[hurricane'bone]

so what kind of rigamarole and tom foolery is going on in here now?

Not too much...just me complaining (what else is new) and the dolesizzzle making a statement that I just copied into the post war thread.

[leavingthezoo]

heh.

were you able to get the web enrollment to cooperate?

[hurricane'bone]

Yeah, except it wouldn't let me enroll in Principles of Management for some reason, so Imma gonna need to go choke an advisor into letting me into the class.

[bri]

:les: MAKE HIM TAP!!!!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

There's hyenas on the african watching machine.

[hurricane'bone]

Yeah, except it wouldn't let me enroll in Principles of Management for some reason, so Imma gonna need to go choke an advisor into letting me into the class.


http://www.bartcop.com/mission-accomplished.jpg

[bri]

I posted in here last.

SUCK IT, everyone else!

[leavingthezoo]

nuh uh.

[hurricane'bone]

bah.

[bri]

nuh uh.

Uh huh.

[hurricane'bone]

murbles.

[leavingthezoo]

Uh huh.


NUH UH! :mad:

i need a pet sitter. or i could just let the cats fend for themselves and come back to flyin' fur and a death kitty match.

it's tempting...

[hurricane'bone]

do it.

[leavingthezoo]

too late. i got a pet sitter. man, those cats are worth more than i am. :(

[bri]

do it.

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00008/29/44/8934492_l.gif

[Rhino]

Ahhhh, THIS is where we talk about Tulsa football.

[bri]

I don't know if I should issue that a "heh" or a "suck it, slapnuts". ;)

At least ONE of my beloved teams will be playing in a CCG on my birthday this year...

[bri]

I TOTALLY PWNX0R this thread!!!11!

[hurricane'bone]

the C-USA CCG is on Friday night this year.

[bri]

F*CKSTAIN!

Why does my beloved Golden Hurricane hate allowing me to watch football in Skelly on Saturdays? :mad:

[hurricane'bone]

http://www.aarrgghh.com/media/cash.jpg

[bri]

Bitches. :mad:

[bri]

And I continue my pwnage of this thread...:D

[leavingthezoo]

And I continue my pwnage of this thread...:D

you don't even pwn the quote button in this thread, much less the ENTIRE it. :rolleyes:

[bri]

PWNAGE!!!!!!

[leavingthezoo]

STWNAGE!!!!

[bri]

B0NAGE!!!!!!!!!

[leavingthezoo]

IMPOTWNAGE!!!

:P

[hurricane'bone]

I'm pretty sure I pwn this thread.

[hurricane'bone]

So I just found probably two of the greatest websites ever.

www.overheardinnewyork.com and www.overheardintheoffice.com

its just **** that people hear other people saying.

I really like this one:


Apple's Next Anti-PC Marketing Campaign Takes Shape

Office thug #1: Yo, Windows is like mad retarded!
Office thug #2: Say what?
Office thug #1: I said Windows is bull**** man.
Office thug #2: Man, I been telling you that **** for years. My G5 is way better than whatever computer you got.
Office thug #1: Nigga, my laptop has AIDS!

--52nd St & Madison

[bri]

IMPOTWNAGE!!!

:P

MAYBEYOURETHEPROBLEMAGE!!!!

Seriously, would it KILL you to dress sexy once in a while?


:D

[leavingthezoo]

beggars can't be choosers.

[hurricane'bone]

way to kill my thread guys.

[leavingthezoo]

way to kill my thread guys.

dude, we kept it breathing for one hour longer than it deserved. :P

[hurricane'bone]

BREATHE EYETEE BREATHE!

[bri]

I had to excuse myself after her rampant and merciless cruelty. Otherwise I might have had to seek an internet annullment. :(

[leavingthezoo]

I had to excuse myself after her rampant and merciless cruelty. Otherwise I might have had to seek an internet annullment. :(

you know, if more internet marriages were like ours, the success rate would soar over real life marriages. we should start an internet marriage counseling group and charge massive vBucks.

[bri]

you know, if more internet marriages were like ours, the success rate would soar over real life marriages. we should start an internet marriage counseling group and charge massive vBucks.

Which would be handy for offsetting all the vBucks I lose by being a sucky vGambler...

[leavingthezoo]

you and me both.

[bri]

We don't need vCash. vLove will provide for us.

[hurricane'bone]

its too bad you can't pay rent with vcash

[hurricane'bone]

:mad:

[hurricane'bone]

and :)

[hurricane'bone]

but lots of :mad:

[bri]

Yeah, thank god I'm not counting on paying the riz-zent with vCash...because I am teh vSuck.

[hurricane'bone]

heh.

All you would have to do would be to create new events so you get 200 bucks.

[bri]

True, but that would be unethical.

Luckily, "ethical" never seems to pop up in any lists of words used to describe me. :D

[hurricane'bone]

OMG....I can't believe our friend from the land of bears

[bri]

What the hell did Tooly McLoserton do now? I'm too busy getting ready for work to look..

[hurricane'bone]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1632962&postcount=4

[bri]

Jesus.

Does he not realize that if you made people THINK before they voted, there would only have been one Dubya term? :D

[hurricane'bone]

"heh"

[leavingthezoo]

"heh"

did you finger quote in the air and everything?

[bri]

did you finger quote in the air and everything?

Yes, but he bought her dinner first, so it's cool.

hey-o!!!

[hurricane'bone]

Yes, but he bought her dinner first, so it's cool.

hey-o!!!


not night before last I didn't!

[bri]

Heh!

Will she be attending the housewarming party?





(You'd better knock this one out of the park, padawan...;))

[hurricane'bone]

****!

She is the housewarming party!

[bri]

I.

Am.

SO.

PROUD.

OF.

YOU!!!!!!

Well played, Clerks...:D

[hurricane'bone]

heh.

But seriously folks...don't do 9 footbaw players in like 2 months.

[bri]

Heh. SOMETHING'S gotta convince recruits to come to TU while we wait for them to finish the North end zone...:D

[hurricane'bone]

heh

[bri]

tee hee

[hurricane'bone]

Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help me, Rhonda! Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help me, Rhonda! Help me get some re-lease!

[bri]

Hang on, Sloopy.

[leavingthezoo]

:O

[hurricane'bone]

man...are you funny.

[hurricane'bone]

I mean...I'm laughing soooo hard right now.

[hurricane'bone]

heh.


And when ESPN does a story on our football team in conjunction with their recent national broadcast of the TU-UTEP game, they chose to focus on the fact that our football players go to class on game day, something that is unheard of at other NCAA Division I schools. I might point out that we also win football games.

[bri]

Well, most schools actually have game days on SATURDAY, so that's a bit of a misleading stat. :D

[hurricane'bone]

true. but still. you get what he's saying.

[bri]

Yes, he's saying that our schedule is eight kinds of f*cked up. :D

Man, I am so friggin' lethargic. Long work Fridays always kick my *ss...I need to redo my MS page (since Halloweenie is over), write an angry blog about the bitch that stood me up last weekend that places it in context with my 15-year history of stunning relationship failures, bane someone perhaps...hell, I'll be lucky if I manage to drink two beers before I just say "f*ck it" and go to bed and play Madden on my phone.

[hurricane'bone]

heh.

gobble gobble bitches

[hurricane'bone]

ladies ladies...ladies ladies....ladies ladies....ladies ladies

[hurricane'bone]

Phantom Regiment - Harmonic Journey (2003)

[bri]

Where are all the white women at?

[hurricane'bone]

The Most Obscene Letter

If you ask me, the most obscene letter in the alphabet is the asterisk. It appears in almost every naughty word you see in print, from f*ck to p*ss to m*th*rff*ck*ng c*cks*ck*r. You can’t even pronounce the word “asterisk” without saying *ss. That smutty little character is attracted to obscenity like flies to sh*t.

To be fair and balanced, it should be noted that the asterisk protects you from seeing naked cuss words that would otherwise blind you and put you on the slippery slope to porn addiction. But when you cover a naughty word’s turgid genitalia with an asterisk, no one knows that the f*ck you’re trying to say. That’s why it’s totally safe!

Some folks reading this blog might wonder how the asterisk protects them, since theoretically you could do your own research and discover that sh*thead does not mean asking a guy named Thead to be quiet. But it’s a lot of work to do that research, and few people are willing to put in the time.

Let me explain it this way: Naked naughty words can destroy your brain and also society as a whole. However – and one would think this is obvious – It’s completely safe to THINK naughty words. And it’s safe to cause other people to think naughty words. But if you spell those naughty words without the asterisk loin cloth to protect your victims, you’re a danger to society. I know this to be true because I heard it from lots of people who have sh*t-for-brains.

There are plenty of scientific studies showing that exposure to naked cuss words is a leading cause of brain rot and higher taxes. Those studies have been published in the prestigious New England Urinal of Mufficine.

The only question that remains is why you read all the way to the bottom of this post if you are so offended by this sort of thing?


http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/11/the_most_obscen.html

[bri]

H*h.

[hurricane'bone]

I think I'm gonna p*ke

[hurricane'bone]

BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING!

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/518/andrews0fx9.jpg

[bri]

4th and 3 from the Houston 37 and we friggin' PUNT?!?

Pussies. :mad:

[hurricane'bone]

diggity damn.

Need to pull for SMU next week

[Cam]

That's the last time I put any vcash on tulsa. :mad:

[hurricane'bone]

heh.

Well it looks like Mikey's about to get a win over a top 25 program.

[bri]

BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING!

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/518/andrews0fx9.jpg

She has a breathtaking heiny. I wanna be friends with it.

[hurricane'bone]

hypocrits are teh win.

[bri]

They're what make this board great. :D

[hurricane'bone]

Today has been one of the ****tiest days in sports fandom for me in a long time.

[hurricane'bone]

so.....slow......

[hurricane'bone]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

[hurricane'bone]

:les:DOES ANYBODY REALLY CARE YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!

[hurricane'bone]

apparently not....

[hurricane'bone]

bastards.

[hurricane'bone]

TURN OF THE GOD DAMN AVATARS!!!!!


I'm a little tipsy.

[hurricane'bone]

The pic of Erin Andrews *** is just....magnificent.

[hurricane'bone]

as a matter of fact...its my desktop background

[hurricane'bone]

and Bri, I have a moddy question...

will this:

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/528/eavatarur9.jpg

as my avatar get me in trouble?

[bri]

Nothing's showing, so I say "no".

I mean, hell, they made me a moddy when I had a pic of my head resting on a 2/3 bare breast...so I think that's acceptable. :D

[hurricane'bone]

YES!

[bri]

Man, this has just been a weird day. I had a BAD feeling after the egg we laid in Planet Hoo-ston, and now after riding out our game with aggie, I'm f'in drained.

Of course, that long, relaxing bubble bath I took after the game probably didn't help my energy levels any. :D

[hurricane'bone]

I want to punch houston in the baby maker.

like the whole city.

just.

right.

in.

the.

baby.

maker.

[hurricane'bone]

tit

[hurricane'bone]

I really want to post the

"There's a tit on my back" copycat thread...but I just cain't doit

[bri]

*****.

[hurricane'bone]

Well...my problem is the actual post would have been a Robert Paulson picture...but he's already stopped by today.

[bri]

Well, it's now tomorrow...so POST THE DAMN THREAD!

I go nite-nite now. Happy sleepy time, Eye Tee...

[hurricane'bone]

heh

[hurricane'bone]

Lots of weird footbaw games on tv today.

[bri]

Yeah, but it's NFL, so "weird" = "meh"

Although I DID get a chuckle out of Troy Aikman complaining about how much the league is protecting QBs. I'm like, "YOU'RE the reason they're doing it! Every time your brittle *** got touched, you'd go down for a game..." :D

[hurricane'bone]

true true.

I'm really getting tired of this Visa Commercial.

[bri]

I'm watchin' me some Mythbusters, 'cause I love both mayhem and the hot redhead. :D

[hurricane'bone]

hells yeah.


So do you want a satellite or cable?

[hurricane'bone]

that was the lamest personal foul facemask penalty ever.

[bri]

hells yeah.


So do you want a satellite or cable?

I'm a cable guy, my own self. I don't trust satellite with delivering my internet porn. :D

[hurricane'bone]

you gonna have a TV in your room?

[hurricane'bone]

I hate having to watch artsy pieces of **** movies for class.

[hurricane'bone]

Jesus Christ this thing ****ing sucks.

[bri]

you gonna have a TV in your room?

Yeah, eventually.

[hurricane'bone]

Cool.

Do we need a home phone?

[bri]

I use my cellie as my primary phone. I don't know if we can buzz people in with cellies, tho. That's probably a question for Hairy McHoots. ;)

[hurricane'bone]

That would suck if we had to have a ****in' phone service just so we could buzz people through.

and I will be buzzin' people through.

[Cam]

That would suck if we had to have a ****in' phone service just so we could buzz people through.

and I will be buzzin' people through.
I bet if you greet them at the door in you supa snazzy band uni they'd think you were uber cool. :D

[hurricane'bone]

pffft. They already know I'm cool.

:D

[bri]

That would suck if we had to have a ****in' phone service just so we could buzz people through.

and I will be buzzin' people through.

Indeed, as will I. We will be some people-buzzin'-through motherf*ckers.

[hurricane'bone]

Hells yeah....hells yeah

[leavingthezoo]

That would suck if we had to have a ****in' phone service just so we could buzz people through.

and I will be buzzin' people through.

i have a land line because i'm too irresponsible to keep my cellphone charged, but here you can have the call box connected to your cellphone also. i'm guessing that would be the same everywhere.

[hurricane'bone]

I dunno...we aren't in fancy table.

[bri]

Dude, did you SEE that clubhouse? We are SO fancy!

And heh, heh..."callbox".

[hurricane'bone]

Well...the coffee bar is quite pimp.

And Tulsa's largest on-site fitness facility is quite nice.

But it does need mirrors on the ceiling.

[bri]

Yeah, you know you're getting dragged into Tulsa's largest on-site fitness facility, right?

FAT JIHAD 2007!!!!!!!!11onewonwon

[hurricane'bone]

Yeah, Fat Jihad (Tulsa Edition) is happening.

[GottaHavePride]

Wait, are Teh Spenc and bri preparing to co-habitate?

[bri]

Yes.

No TU band chick or coked-out party girl will be safe. :D

[hurricane'bone]

heh

[bri]

You can ask Homey, I was sitting there during the Oootep game picking out my favorite band chicks. :D

[hurricane'bone]

did you snap pictures of them?

We'll have to compare.

[hurricane'bone]

Halloween costumes are 70% off today.

Last week, some of them were worth a crazed drive through traffic and a possible parking ticket.

The costumes didn't change, of course--the moment did.

In the right moment, something goes from ordinary to precious. From everyday to essential.

[bri]

No, my bat'ry was dying and I had to be frugal on the snapshots.

[hurricane'bone]

What did they play, I bet I can pick out who they are.

[bri]

Well, I was in a 'Tussin haze, so the only one I remember was the blonde drummer chick that Holmes said is also a Pride ex-pat.

And at one point, I think I wanted to violate the top of Captain Cane's head. Stupid drug reactions...

[hurricane'bone]

ummm....I think I'm the only former Pride member.

[bri]

According to teh Homeys, the skinny blonde drummer was in the Pride as well. I think. They said they sat next to her dad earlier in the season or something. Again, 'Tussin haze. :D

[hurricane'bone]

maybe the pride of broken arrow?

[bri]

Me not know. And me certainly not gonna argue with the expert.

All I know is, I found her complete lack of front-butt to be quite appealing. :D

[hurricane'bone]

Well...I would hope you wouldn't find my front butt appealing.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Are side butts appealing?

[bri]

It depends, really.

And it's not like you had the only frontbutt going, dude. You guys either need to replace them unis or change the name from "The Sound" to "The Marching Frontbutt Brigade". :D

[hurricane'bone]

part of the problem is our new uniforms are actually quite ****ty.

They are paper thin and the way they measure you when they are going to make them is dumb.

The weigh you and get your height.


Then they fill in different sizes around those.

So Mr. Muscle Horn Player who weighs 2 bills but its all muscle got a gigantor uniform.

[hurricane'bone]

oh and I hate fog.

[bri]

Yes, they are teh succ.

Nice hats, tho.

[hurricane'bone]

Dude.

That hats are big pimpin

[hurricane'bone]

did you see what Gandalf posted in the HB to czar thread?

[bri]

Nope. Does this mean I have to go wade into it?

And my goal for the new year is to find a cute band chick and nail her while she wears the Aussie. Because I'm a degenerate, but I'm a whimsical degenerate. :D

[hurricane'bone]

heh.

[bri]

Do you think anyone has figured out the significance of the blue avvie yet? :D

[hurricane'bone]

no

:mad:

[bri]

Heh.

Too subtle? :D

[leavingthezoo]

Do you think anyone has figured out the significance of the blue avvie yet? :D

i wish boxing kitty could have blue boxing gloves.

[bri]

Boxing kitty gave me blue boxing gloves once...

:les: KITTY PUNCH!!!

[hurricane'bone]

i think the kitty has given us all blue boxing gloves.

she gets around.

[bri]

Well, in fairness to boxing kitty, there's only two "us" here. ;)

I just got back from the grand democratic experiment...AND THE F*CKERS WERE OUT OF "I VOTED" STICKERS!!! Grrrr. :mad:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Can I know what the blue is for?

It's kinda bothering me not knowing and stuff.

[bri]

Heh.

When they do the election maps, they use blue for Democrats and red for Republicans. Ergo, I am reppin' teh Donkey hard-cizzore, fo' shizzle.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

You guys crack me up...

[bri]

That's what we're here for.

[hurricane'bone]

We should soo have a South Oval house warming party.

[Cam]

did you see what Gandalf posted in the HB to czar thread?
I thought that was pretty damn funny.

[hurricane'bone]

I thought it was funny...but a little over the line.

[hurricane'bone]

heh (http://www.kasperhauser.com/skymaul_site/FlipBook.html)

[bri]

We should soo have a South Oval house warming party.

Oh, hellz yeah.

[hurricane'bone]

Its too bad what's his face....ummm.......dbhuge isn't around.

I'd bet he would be having fun right now.

[bri]

Who says he isn't around? ;)



I'm just kidding, I have no idea who he is.

[GottaHavePride]

I didn't think about it... I should be rocking a purple avatar right now, but I think everyone would assume it meant "gay" instead of "I hate both parties". ;)

[hurricane'bone]

Who says he isn't around? ;)



I'm just kidding, I have no idea who he is.


:les: CHECK YOUR SPEK!

[bri]

:les: I DID! STUPID SPEK RULES WON'T LET ME SPEK YOU BACK UNTIL I SPEK A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT I DON'T REALLY SPEK!!!!


And tee hee! That would require her actually showing up for something.




Page 300! w00ty-w00t!!

Oh, and GHP...I've got a vEvent that you need to post. Me versus dolemite...one on one hoops. :D

[hurricane'bone]

heh.


craziness in the oval.

[bri]

SWEET! WE WON!!!!

GODLESS LIBERAL VICTORY RIOT!!!!!!!

[hurricane'bone]

good lord this place is going to suck.

[hurricane'bone]

oh and Westport dinged my credit report yesterday, so we should be hearing from them shortly.

[bri]

"Suck"....or "RULE"? :D

And w00ty-w00t! I can't wait to hear how much I'm gonna have to pay them to compensate for my sh*tty credit rating. :pop:

[leavingthezoo]

that was unnecessary.

gloating if you will.

and that's just naughty. :O

[bri]

The who wating huh?

[leavingthezoo]

i made a statement. then i giggled. then i remembered what it's been like for me the last 6 years, so i erased it because i don't want to be the flipside of the coin.

seriously bri, keep up. :P

[bri]

I can't. I'm too busy being giddy over teh win and now I'm woozy from my flu shot. :D

[Beef]

i made a statement. then i giggled. then i remembered what it's been like for me the last 6 years, so i erased it because i don't want to be the flipside of the coin.

seriously bri, keep up. :P
I'm always the flipside of the coin. You get used to it. Unless I tried to be the flipside of the flippedside of the coin. What was in that string cheese?

[leavingthezoo]

beef is really my favorite. :D

[bri]

:(

[hurricane'bone]

heh.

From TMQ:

REPUBLICAN ATTACK AD

Soft, lilting female voice. Because voters worry that Republicans are too right-wing, the voice-over in Republican attack ads is always a sweet, reasonable-sounding woman.

"Did you know that Jim Webb reads novels? That he thinks about sex? Jim Webb has never denied thinking about sex! Jim Webb has been known to receive money. The exact amount of money he has received has never been disclosed! Many drug dealers drive their cars on highways, and Jim Webb drives his car on highways. So what's the difference between Jim Webb and a drug dealer? While serving in the Vietnam War, Webb frequently used profanity, and is rumored to have thought about sex. When five brave firefighters died trying to stop the California wildfire, Jim Webb did nothing to rescue them -- nothing! As a Democrat, Jim Webb advocates mandatory homosexuality, tax-funded Cadillacs for welfare recipients, the abolition of religion, surrendering our country to the United Nations and letting Saddam Hussein out of jail on a technicality. If Jim Webb is elected, Osama bin Laden will be placed in control of the United States military. Why won't Jim Webb release the details of his thoughts?"

DEMOCRATIC ATTACK AD

Booming, macho voice. Because voters worry that Democrats are too squishy, the voice-over in Democratic attack ads always sounds like a steroid-swilling bodybuilder.

"Maybe George Allen is no longer a Satan-worshipper, but many Satan-worshippers are skilled at hiding their true allegiance. The postman, the school principal -- can you be sure they are not Satan worshippers? Can you be sure George Allen is not? As a Republican, George Allen favors mandatory pregnancy, nuclear war against Canada, and the resumption of the Atlantic slave trade. George Allen never has explained adequately where he was on May 23, 1983. Investigators have found many documents related to George Allen. George Allen has been observed leaving meetings. Some of these meetings occurred in private! If George Allen is re-elected, major oil companies will charge for gasoline. George Allen has never denied that George W. Bush is President of the United States. George Allen, George Bush. Powerful insiders don't want you to know that both have the same first name!"

[bri]

Heh.

MoveOn.org is throwing a bunch of victory parties this weekend...I hope there's one in Norman/OKC. If so...IN!

[hurricane'bone]

who let crazy on the SO

[bri]

Um, teh int3rn3tz gn0m3z?

[hurricane'bone]

Had some good heckling at the basketball game tonight.

Good Times...good times people.

[bri]

That's the statement of a person attending a basketball game NOT lorded over by Joe Castiglione...:mad:

[hurricane'bone]

Yeah.

It felt good.