[Beef]

Your very own Howzit?
I was really hoping for my very own DC. Oh well.

[proud gonzo]

but you and Howzit even have matching tattoos!!

http://img427.imageshack.us/img427/2057/howzitandbeef3wl.th.jpg (http://img427.imageshack.us/my.php?image=howzitandbeef3wl.jpg)



(please please please don't kill me)

[Stanley1]

Wow Beef.....you are STACKED.

Nice jorb pg.....they are much funnier when they have nothing to do with me. :D

[Beef]

but you and Howzit even have matching tattoos!!

http://img427.imageshack.us/img427/2057/howzitandbeef3wl.th.jpg (http://img427.imageshack.us/my.php?image=howzitandbeef3wl.jpg)



(please please please don't kill me)
Is that the picture in the dictionary next to "sexy bitch"?

And what have I done lately to get the wrath of pg? I've been very nice to everyone lately.

[proud gonzo]

no, but it IS a picture in a google image search for "happy couple" (a GIS which is NSFW, btw)

Hel, you aren't getting my wrath, I just felt bad because I thought I'd been ignoring you recently ;)

[Stanley1]

Hel, you aren't getting my wrath, I just felt bad because I thought I'd been ignoring you recently ;)

You haven't been ignoring me. Nope, plenty of attention. Too much even perhaps. :D

[Beef]

Hel, you aren't getting my wrath, I just felt bad because I thought I'd been ignoring you recently ;)
Thanks for not ignoring me anymore. :P

[Beef]

Apparently I missed a lot while I was out of town.

[dolemitesooner]

Apparently I missed a lot while I was out of town.
quit going out of town

[Beef]

quit going out of town
The fish are thinking the same thing.
BASS ASSASSIN!!!!!!!

[Beef]

I think I'm going to celebrate Columbus Day by taking my neighbor's land, kicking him out of the house and putting him on a reservation. Wish me luck.

[proud gonzo]

*** ASSASSIN!!!!!!!

TMI, dude, TMI
:eek:

[dolemitesooner]

I think I'm going to celebrate Columbus Day by taking my neighbor's land, kicking him out of the house and putting him on a reservation. Wish me luck.
:confused:

[OklahomaTrombone]

I LOVE all these crazy holidays we have, it makes YOU feel like you should get extra days off...but you don't because you don't work for the federal gubment.

Or something

[proud gonzo]

thanks for reminding me (as i write an essay on frickin east asian philosophy.)

[Stanley1]

Bump

[leavingthezoo]

affirmative, and stuff. :P

[leavingthezoo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

dear people who aren't drawing,

I don't like you. but i do LOVE the way you think i can work magic cause i'm teh awesome. i can't though. and for that... i don't just not like you, i hate YOU TOO!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Stanley1]

Wha?????

[leavingthezoo]

work people. i'm working. grrrrrrr

[Stanley1]

Huh?

[OklahomaTrombone]

weirdo

[Beef]

whats work??

[OklahomaTrombone]

its that place where you go play with numbers to make them come out how they are supposed to

[Stanley1]

its that place where you go play with numbers to make them come out how they are supposed to

Do not down play what we do. Thanks.

[David Earl]

Everybody, please just stay calm. We have a flagmadetriobufflagadle problem but it should go away on its own before Christmas.

[Stanley1]

Everybody, please just stay calm. We have a flagmadetriobufflagadle problem but it should go away on its own before Christmas.

:eddie:

[proud gonzo]

pssst! guys! Hey guys!! I figured out who badger is!


































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[badger]

pssst! guys! Hey guys!! I figured out who badger is!

Check PM, por favor.

[leavingthezoo]

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/?

[dolemitesooner]

dont ever post that its my krypotonighte and stuff. i have to watch it if you post it

[Beef]

its that place where you go play with numbers to make them come out how you want them to
Fixed it. I'm not in public accounting.

[yermom]

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[Ike]

.. / .... .- - . / -.-- --- ..- / --. ..- -.-- ...

[leavingthezoo]

.--. --- .-.. .- .-. / -... . .- .-. ... / ... ..- -.-. -.- / . ...- . -. / .-- .... . -. / - .... . -.-- / .- .-. . / -- --- .-. . / - .... .- -. / .--. --- .-.. .- .-. / -... . .- .-. ... .-.-.-

[proud gonzo]

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[Stanley1]

Please cut that crap out. Thank you folks.

[GottaHavePride]

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[Stanley1]

<sigh>

[yermom]

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ok :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

... - .- -. .-.. . -.-- / .. ... / .- / -. . .-. -..

[David Earl]

-- --- .-. ... ./-.-. --- -.. ./.. .../-. --- -/.- .-.. .-.. --- .-- . -.. ./
--. . -/.-/-.. . -.-. -.-/--- ..-./-.-. .- .-. -.. .../.- -. -../-.. . .- .-.. /.-- .. - .... /.. - !

[Ike]

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[leavingthezoo]

heh

[proud gonzo]

GHP--.. / -.-. .- -. .----. - / -... . .-.. .. . ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / .--- ..- ... - / -.. .. -.. / - .... .- - .-.-.-

[proud gonzo]

-- --- .-. ... ./-.-. --- -.. ./.. .../-. --- -/.- .-.. .-.. --- .-- . -.. ./
--. . -/.-/-.. . -.-. -.-/--- ..-./-.-. .- .-. -.. .../.- -. -../-.. . .- .-.. /.-- .. - .... /.. - !

---... -- .- -.. ---...

[proud gonzo]

Please cut that crap out. Thank you folks.

. .- - / -.. .. .-. - :D

[Stanley1]

. .- - / -.. .. .-. - :D

If you just told me to eat dirt in morse code, I'M GONNA BE PI$$ED!!!!! :D

[proud gonzo]

:D

[dolemitesooner]

How in the hell do I read this ****zzz

[proud gonzo]

you're magic? :confused:

[leavingthezoo]

the trick is, every 3rd dot = catepillar

[Beef]

I enjoy being bolivious

[Stanley1]

I enjoy being bolivious

Nice word. Accountants are smert.

[leavingthezoo]

they might be smert, but only because they haven't learned the definition of smert.

:D

[Stanley1]

they might be smert, but only because they haven't learned the definition of smert.

:D

Miss Smerty Pants

:D

[Jimminy Crimson]

stop shouting

[GDC]

At least the longwhores don't come in here.

[Beef]

What should I drink tonight?

[Stanley1]

What should I drink tonight?

Alcohol?

[Beef]

Prolly. What flavor?

[Mjcpr]

Prolly. What flavor?
Orange Zima.

[proud gonzo]

What should I drink tonight?
liquid

[Stanley1]

liquid

Liquid courage?

[TheLurker]

In

took forever

ended by using a simple google search

gah

[Beef]

Liquid courage?
For what? I was home last night. Again.

[Beef]

liquid
2 glasses of wine liquid. And I watched a gawd aweful movie. Add making horror movies to the list of things the French suck at.

[Stanley1]

For what? I was home last night. Again.

Join the crowd. I did go to the Highland Park HS vs Terrell football game though. Good times.

[Beef]

How was the tail?

[Beef]

And I wish Stafford was going to OU. 404 yards in a less than 3 quarters. Lordie. My old high school is pretty solid this year.

[Stanley1]

How was the tail?

I had forgotten how much I like HS girls. :D

Kidding, kinda.

Pretty nice. We actually sat on the Terrell side. I didn't know you went to Highland Park. I like their offense though, they are fun to watch. And the QB throws a nice ball. Where is he going?

[Beef]

He's committed to Georgia. At least he's going outside of the Big 12.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Take to the invisible recruiting folder

[proud gonzo]

seriously. don't sully our IT with actual conversations.

[Stanley1]

HEY..........don't hate on us accountants b/c we like to actually have an intellectual conversation from time to time. We'll try to "dumb it down" for you all next time. Sheesh.

:D

[Beef]

Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful!

[proud gonzo]

Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful! Hate me because I'm a sexy bitch.


:P

[Beef]

Damn skippy.

[Stanley1]

Board given nicknames:

Stanley1: Squeak, the Bitch
Beef: Sexy Bitch


I think I got the short end of the stick on that one. :O

[proud gonzo]

though beef's nickname is self-proclaimed.

you should have picked your own nickname sooner, squeak.

[Beef]

though beef's nickname is self-proclaimed.
You've met me. Sexy bitch might be self-proclaimed, but it's still a fact.

[Stanley1]

You've met me. Sexy bitch might be self-proclaimed, but it's still a fact.

Can't really argue with that.

[TheLurker]

Just curious...but after spending a great deal of time trying to "double middle click" my way into this thread like the faq told me, I'm wondering how you typically get in here. I'm still having to run an advanced google search to get in.

[yermom]

the first rule of IT is...

[Beef]

Just curious...but after spending a great deal of time trying to "double middle click" my way into this thread like the faq told me, I'm wondering how you typically get in here. I'm still having to run an advanced google search to get in.
By eating lots of pie.

[GDC]

:texan:

[Stanley1]

Mmm.....I like pie.

[OklahomaTrombone]

So...how bout those cards eh?


;)

[Stanley1]

So...how bout those cards eh?


;)

I'm not in the mood OT. Not at all. :mad:

:D

[Beef]

Uggggg

[proud gonzo]

what's everybody up to today?


i have to:
-finish rewriting/editing my screenplay
-do german homework
-write an essay in german
-teach a h0rn lesson
-go to a band rehearsal
-go to an opera rehearsal
-study for a journalism quiz
-do laundry
-fold and put away said laundry (plus all the clean laundry piled in my room)

sounds like fun, eh?

[Scott D]

I'm going to go take a long nap soon...because I got to go to work at 5am....and Stanley is a baby and won't reply to teh beisbol thread anymore ;)

[proud gonzo]

hehehe

I wish i had time for a nap...

[leavingthezoo]

my plans are to sketch.
and then sketch more.
and then draw.

taunt the kitties.

daydream.

call God on teh telephone and ask Him why are we here?

you know, the norm. :P

so... are we gonna get a glimpse of the screenplay?

[Stanley1]

Uh.....

Basically, today is the first day I'm in charge of the audit for one of our big SEC clients. Lots to do, lots to learn, and I feel lost already.

Gonna be a long next couple of weeks. :O

And Scotty D, STFU!!!!!!!!!! My Card's would destroy your WS. If we were healthy. Which we aren't. :( :)

[Stanley1]

what's everybody up to today?


i have to:
-finish rewriting/editing my screenplay
-do german homework
-write an essay in german
-teach a h0rn lesson
-go to a band rehearsal
-go to an opera rehearsal
-study for a journalism quiz
-do laundry
-fold and put away said laundry (plus all the clean laundry piled in my room)

sounds like fun, eh?

I'd trade you my day in a heartbeat. 'Cept.....I'd suck at the band stuff. And I don't know German. And screenplay writing isn't really my thing. But the laundry, oh yea, I'd trade you for it in a heartbeat. :)

[proud gonzo]

i'll trade you laundry for playing with a calculator, that sounds fair.

[Ike]

I'll be:

reading through the PYTHIA manual in hopes of finding the right combination of parameters to turn on in my monte carlo generation
running a test monte carlo job to see if I got it right
repeating steps one and two until its right
taking my dog to the vet
return to work and do more physicsy stuff until my brain hurts
go home to the wife
if the wife has a 'headache', do more work from home.

[Stanley1]

i'll trade you laundry for playing with a calculator, that sounds fair.

:mad:

We, as humans, mock that in which we do not know about. :D

[Stanley1]

I'll be:

if the wife has a 'headache', do more work from home.


And if she doesn't?

[Ike]

And if she doesn't?

in that case, we have to go shopping...

[Beef]

I'm pretending that I'm working today. I never thought that I would be sick of a job where I never had any work to do and only worked about 37 hours a week..

[Stanley1]

I'm pretending that I'm working today. I never thought that I would be sick of a job where I never had any work to do and only worked about 37 hours a week..

You lucky, lucky bastard.

Hey, I'm working in your neck of the woods again, City Place building.

[Beef]

I'm farting in your general direction.

[Stanley1]

I'm farting in your general direction.

And here I was gonna let you buy me lunch later this week.

[crawfish]

Good old invisible thread. How I missed thee.

Not.

[Stanley1]

I used to be a mod over at Soonertimes. Those were the good old days.

:D

[crawfish]

I used to be able to bane stanley1. Those were the good old days.



:D


There, I fixed it for you.

[dolemitesooner]

i feel like i have read all of this before

[Stanley1]

There, I fixed it for you.

You don't bane those you love. :D

[Stanley1]

i feel like i have read all of this before

You can read? :eek: :D

[SoonerWood]

I think I'll eat BBQ tonight.

[proud gonzo]

my plans are to sketch.
and then sketch more.
and then draw.

taunt the kitties.

daydream.

call God on teh telephone and ask Him why are we here?

you know, the norm. :P

so... are we gonna get a glimpse of the screenplay?
i am jealous
sure, i'll give you a glimpse of the screenplay:

"giant squid of death"

four words is all you get ;)

[Stanley1]

i am jealous
sure, i'll give you a glimpse of the screenplay:

"giant squid of death"

four words is all you get ;)

Are there any nude scenes?

[Ike]

big docket for me today:

work till the crack of noon
go home and pack
leave for Arizona.

so long suckas.

[leavingthezoo]

i am jealous
sure, i'll give you a glimpse of the screenplay:

"giant squid of death"

four words is all you get ;)

wow! if those four words are any indication this may be the best screenplay ever! heh

[OklahomaTrombone]

Hooray Access!

[Stanley1]

I hate Access.

[OklahomaTrombone]

BOO ACCESS!!!!!

[Sooner_Bob]

I see I've really missed nothing in here over the last couple of weeks.

Carry on.

[Beef]

Thanks, Bob.

[proud gonzo]

Are there any nude scenes?
no

[Ike]

damn...on the football board, I just took one guy from one green bar to 9 red bars.

[Stanley1]

no

Care to elaborate? :)

[Ike]

alright then...by spreading some spek around to some of the fine folks here (let me know if I missed someone), I managed to negspek every post of my target on the football board (it was only 4 of them)....but still, it was kinda fun.


and I didnt sign any of them

[Beef]

********** is going to be so ****ed.

[proud gonzo]

Care to elaborate? :)

uh... no, there are no naked people in the script?

[Beef]

uh... no, there are no naked people in the script?
You'll never make any money with that attitude.

[crawfish]

uh... no, there are no naked people in the script?

That's a crappy way to break into the pron industry.

[Stanley1]

Kids these days, sheesh. <shakes head in disgust> :D

[SoonerWood]

boo
So anyways, to get back to the original post, did this manage to scare anyone?

[proud gonzo]

it was more effective with the creepy eyes that used to be there.

[Stanley1]

it was more effective with the creepy guys that used to be here.

Beef is still around. :D

[GDC]

I'm kind of gassy today. :mad:

[SoonerWood]

I'm kind of gassy today. :mad:
'kind of'??? I can smell it all the way over here :mad:

[Beef]

Beef is still around. :D
Word. pg knows to stay away from me.

[GDC]

'kind of'??? I can smell it all the way over here :mad:

shoowee :texan:

[crawfish]

Word. pg filed the restraining order.

Word.

[Beef]

I was wondering why my attorney was trying to get a hold of me.

[Stanley1]

I was wondering why my attorney was trying to get a hold of me.

Nah, that has to do with your delinquent child support payments.

[Beef]

****, that would mean that the mothers found me.

[Sooner_Bob]

I'm kind of gassy today. :mad:


You had beans again didn't you . . .

[dolemitesooner]

Hey we should complain about sponsers that can get in here in here yeah ...ohh hell yeah

[Beef]

make me some frockling biscuits, dammit.

[proud gonzo]

i never know what any of you are talking about.

[Stanley1]

i never know what any of you are talking about.

Thats b/c you are a stoooopid gurl. :rolleyes: :D

[Beef]

i never know what any of you are talking about.
Didn't you scold Stan and I for having a conversation that borderline made sense in here?

[Stanley1]

Didn't you scold Stan and I for having a conversation that borderline made sense in here?

Scold would be putting it nicely.

[Ike]

phoenix is nice right now. Chicago prolly sucks....glad I ain't there for now.

[David Earl]

Didn't you scold Stan and I for having a conversation that borderline made sense in here?

No conversation in here has ever borderline made sense.

[Beef]

Then I will go scold myself.

[leavingthezoo]

hmmm... and i fashioned my life after the deep wisdom found in here. i'm screwed.

[proud gonzo]

Then I will go scold myself.

tmi, dude :eek:

[proud gonzo]

Why are opera stage crew/managers like pinatas?


Everybody wants to whack them with sticks, only one is full of candy and the other is full of sh*t.

[OklahomaTrombone]

I'm in love with a wonderful gal

[proud gonzo]

is her name rio? does she dance in the sand?


is her name lola? is she a showgirl or does she have a dark brown voice?


Is she from Ipanema?

[leavingthezoo]

I'm in love with a wonderful gal

:O

shhhhhhh... i thought that was our secret.

[OklahomaTrombone]

is her name rio? does she dance in the sand?


is her name lola? is she a showgirl or does she have a dark brown voice?


Is she from Ipanema?

No...but she is full of ****

[OklahomaTrombone]

:O

shhhhhhh... i thought that was our secret.


I couldn't take it any longer...I hoped that if I told the world that boxing kitty would come back

[leavingthezoo]

well, i told you... no boxing kitty until i get a wedding ring. [/georgia satellites]

[OklahomaTrombone]

In that case....take a piece of paper adn fold it into a ring and voila!

NOW BRING BACK THE BOXING KITTY!!!!

[leavingthezoo]

i'm starting to think you don't really love me. you're just using me to get to boxing kitty. a girl can tell these things. :(

p.s. did you ask pg to be best man yet? :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

I do love you...and your boxing kitty....and no...I thought about having my friend Moses be the best man...cuz he's cool like that

[proud gonzo]

i might as well. I already have to borrow a tux jacket to wear for the damned opera.

[leavingthezoo]

i might as well. I already have to borrow a tux jacket to wear for the damned opera.

well, one of the requirements of best man is to provide ranch dressing. can you handle that?

[OklahomaTrombone]

mmmm....ranch....

[leavingthezoo]

I do love you...and your boxing kitty....and no...I thought about having my friend Moses be the best man...cuz he's cool like that

ah, moses. i hear he has trouble fishing into the pockets of a tux. i'm just saying.

and since you love me as much as you love boxing kitty, the wedding is back on. kisses... and uh, stuff. :P

i guess you're really expecting me to bring back boxing kitty?

[OklahomaTrombone]

YES!!!!!!


MY PLAN IS WORKING TO PERFECTION!!!!


Er...I mean....so....how YOU doin....

and I guess boxing kitty can be brought back once we consumate our marrige.

:texan:

[leavingthezoo]

OUT!

[leavingthezoo]

no... IN!

[OklahomaTrombone]

aqwwr

[leavingthezoo]

hey baby, what's say you and me delete our accounts and blow this joint

[OklahomaTrombone]

can I keep my trolls?

[leavingthezoo]

just the gay one. NTTAWWT

[OklahomaTrombone]

ok...i'll have thm undelete bri



I KEED I KEED

[leavingthezoo]

it's ALLLLLLLLLL about bri to you, isn't it? this could be a deal breaker. i can't compete. :( heh.

[Stanley1]

Wow.....weirdos.

[leavingthezoo]

Wow.....weirdos.

well there goes your invitation to the wedding.

[Stanley1]

well there goes your invitation to the wedding.

I don't attend weddings where I've had relations with the bride. :cool:

[OklahomaTrombone]

I don't attend weddings where I've had relations with the bride. :cool:


YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL!!!!

[leavingthezoo]

well this has taken a turn i wasn't expecting...

[OklahomaTrombone]

Yeah...I think you took a right back at las colinas

[Stanley1]

well this has taken a turn i wasn't expecting...

Always expect the unexpected.

[leavingthezoo]

Always expect the unexpected.

this is where you fight all the other chicks for the boquet, huh? :P

[Stanley1]

this is where you fight all the other chicks for the boquet, huh? :P

I'm 100% man baby! :texan:

So tell me about yourself zoo, I know nothing.

[leavingthezoo]

what type of stuff do you want to know?

i like to kid. lots.

[Stanley1]

what type of stuff do you want to know?

i like to kid. lots.

Where you live. If you are in my dating range (legal - death's door). What you do for work. Will you go out with me? ;)

[leavingthezoo]

i live in the valley of the sun.

i'm legal... getting closer to deaths door everyday :D

i do this http://www.imagehostplus.com/v2/pf.php?fid=24457
and this http://www.imagehostplus.com/v2/pf.php?fid=25448 for a living. (tile design/floor medallions, etc.)

and i think OT might have a problem with me going out with you. seems you two have a history and he might be jealous of me. ;)

p.s. i never said i was good at what i do for a living. :P

[proud gonzo]

well, one of the requirements of best man is to provide ranch dressing. can you handle that?
around here it's "ranch sauce"

[leavingthezoo]

around here it's "ranch sauce"

it can be ranch drizzle for all i care. i ain't eatin' it.

[proud gonzo]

...but you said it's my job. I do all this work to provide you with ranch drizzle and you won't eat it? You just crapped on my heart.

[Stanley1]

...but you said it's my job. I do all this work to provide you with ranch drizzle and you won't eat it? You just crapped on my heart.

Thats an image I could have done without.

[leavingthezoo]

...but you said it's my job. I do all this work to provide you with ranch drizzle and you won't eat it? You just crapped on my heart.

yeah, i'm sorry. the ranch drizzle is for teh boy. but you can draw on the walls and that would make me happy!!

[proud gonzo]

SWEET!

[Stanley1]

SOUR!

[Beef]

PUSS!

[Beef]

GRAPES!

[Beef]

APPLES!

[Stanley1]

PUSS!

Y

[Beef]

dirtbag

[crawfish]

Who took the damn umlauts?!?!? :mad:

[proud gonzo]

ü did

[Stanley1]

ü did
How do you do that? I can't ever figure it out. Same for the spanish "tilda" sign too.

[Skysooner]

The thread that keeps on giving.

[proud gonzo]

Alt+0241 = ñ
Alt+0228 = ä
Alt+0246 = ö
Alt+0252 = ü

[OklahomaTrombone]

Anyone know where I can get a Boomer Sooner™ Ringtone?

[Stanley1]

Anyone know where I can get a Boomer Sooner™ Ringtone?

Bite me.

[OklahomaTrombone]

I feel like frickin' Desmond...I'm at church on teh computer and winblows wants to update by I can't let it because I need the computer...so like every five minutes it makes me tell it to restart later.

4 8 15 16 23 32

sheesh.

[proud gonzo]

Desmond has a barrow in the market place
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly - girl I like your face
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand.

[leavingthezoo]

obla dee, obla da life goes on

(but i think secretly molly get's jealous of how good desmond looks in her make up...)

[proud gonzo]

makes since. This is what I get on a GIS for Desmond
http://www.ballettechohiopaa.org/2003-2004/Images/complexions/gallery_lg/desmond.jpg

[Ike]

I just got back to ****ty chicago from 'zona. what did I miss?

[crawfish]

Thank goodness they found the umlauts.

[SoonerWood]

I feel like frickin' Desmond...I'm at church on teh computer and winblows wants to update by I can't let it because I need the computer...so like every five minutes it makes me tell it to restart later.

4 8 15 16 23 32

sheesh.
TRY 42 INSTEAD OF 32, THAT SHOULD FIX IT.

[proud gonzo]

I'm giggling about the response GHP didn't post about that picture...

[leavingthezoo]

me too. that was HI-larious.

[shrug] :D

[leavingthezoo]

i've only looked at that avvie a thousand times before i realized the irony of a bird flippin' the bird. twisted.

[Beef]

http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/1592/cashfingerbig3wy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Beef]

http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/6927/fingercat29xo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Beef]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7972/fingerscreen3zs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Stanley1]

Beef must be bored.

[crawfish]

beeno should've hidden this thread better.

[Beef]

I'm a large man. I'll find everything by proxmosis.

[Stanley1]

I'm a large man.

That isn't what your roommate told us. ;)

[Stanley1]

That isn't what your roommate told us. ;)

Nothing people? I thought that was pretty funny stuff.

[Ike]

Nothing people? I thought that was pretty funny stuff.

it was comedic Iron Sulfide.

[Sooner_Bob]

What the heck has happened in here? Huh?

[Beef]

Accountant fight!

[proud gonzo]

i got 5 hours of sleep last night. i had classes from 8:30 to 4:15. ate dinner. I had two rehearsals from 7-10 pm. That's right. Two. at the same time. I played in the first act of the opera, went across the street, rehearsed a piece with the civic orchestra, went back across the street, and played in the third act of the opera.


not that anyone cares anyhow :rolleyes: :O

[Stanley1]

i got 5 hours of sleep last night. i had classes from 8:30 to 4:15. ate dinner. I had two rehearsals from 7-10 pm. That's right. Two. at the same time. I played in the first act of the opera, went across the street, rehearsed a piece with the civic orchestra, went back across the street, and played in the third act of the opera.


not that anyone cares anyhow :rolleyes: :O

I might. A little. ;)

[yermom]

how did i get in the Cry For Attention forum?

[proud gonzo]

hey, i was just sharing.

[Beef]

And we greatly appreciate it. I took my puppy to lose his manhood this morning. I took a before pic. I'm disgusting like that.

[ouflak]

*bump*

[Stanley1]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There, I feel a little better now.

[Sooner_Bob]

That's what I figured . . .

[proud gonzo]

seeing bob's avatar....after beef's post....is disturbing....

[leavingthezoo]

heh

[8timechamps]

I just ate a granola bar. Not as fulfilling as I had hoped.

[Beef]

I just ate a granola bar. Not as fulfilling as I had hoped.
Lay off the CU broads, then.

[proud gonzo]

Pad Thai is awesome

[OklahomaTrombone]

Who declared Oct 26 Political Butt **** day on teh SO?

[leavingthezoo]

oh babyyyyy YOUUUUU got what i ne-ed

heh. biz markie. that boy was/is messed up.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Biz Markie is my gyro

[GDC]

I get Stanley's and 04's avatars mixed up.

[leavingthezoo]

Biz Markie is my gyro

ewwwwwww. do you eat that with ranch too? :P

[OklahomaTrombone]

no...baby torso+ranch=bleh

[leavingthezoo]

did you just call me baby? :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

No...I said "baby torso+ranch=bleh"

[leavingthezoo]

i know what you said. :(

it's ok, i didn't call you stud. :D