[OklahomaTrombone]

I dunno..do I?



that's the only line to the song I know

[proud gonzo]

I did NOT let the n00b in.

[leavingthezoo]

that's good for both of us, because i refuse to go any further. heh

[leavingthezoo]

YOURE GROUNDED ANYWAY GONZO! grrrrrrrrr?

[OKC Sooner]

I did NOT let the n00b in. Actually, nobody let me in... I found my own way.

I'm a noob in posts only, have been reading posts on SF for years now, I bleed crimson and cream (and have since the late 60's).

I will admit it's the first time I've ever been called a 'mutha****in cracker barrel'... I'll add that to the looong list of other things I've been called. God, I love the net, it's absolutely an education.

Oh, and I was making a joke about the Invisible Thread and Stealth Technology... for those that didn't catch it the first time around.

Sorry if I offended with my presence, I'll go back to the Visible Board now.

BOOMER SOONER, y'all :)

PS I'm also a 'mutha***in songwriter', and I'm gonna start working on a new one, "Who Let The Noobs In"

[leavingthezoo]

heh. check your PEEM. i might know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who can pay you in peanuts for the song.

[leavingthezoo]

I will admit it's the first time I've ever been called a 'mutha****in cracker barrel'... I'll add that to the looong list of other things I've been called. God, I love the net, it's absolutely an education.


Oh Tee called me a mutha****in cracker barrel once, so i showed him my nutcracker. he's behaved ever since. :D

[proud gonzo]

i'm just surprised anyone paid attention to the IT and bothered to figure out how to get in here... it's been ignored for a long time.

[David Earl]

I was around back when the first IT came along years ago. I'm VERY HTML illiterate, but I still figured out how to get in after about 30 minutes. It was a big thing back then to get in, sort of like figuring out how to get to the secret hiding place of some elite kids club or something.

The old original IT was greatness.

[Ike]

dang who closed the complaints about the longtime posters thread....I was about to make a funny.

:mad:

[Veritas]

I was about to post the lyrics of "So What" as sung by Metallica. :D But it got lockified. Not by me, although it was headed that way quick.

[leavingthezoo]

i'm just surprised anyone paid attention to the IT and bothered to figure out how to get in here... it's been ignored for a long time.

yeah. i was thinking the same thing. the little whippersnapper has ambition. sort of. heh.

[DCSooner]

Hey did you all know that Flak has a link to here?

Go to his profile, and click on his webpage.

Comes here.


Sooooo wrong.

[leavingthezoo]

dang! that's like ALL he has. just one single link. and that's how i just got in. (i have the link painted on my roof though...)

[OklahomaTrombone]

you don't have a roof....

[Soonerpsycho]

Hey did you all know that Flak has a link to here?

:D

[OKC Sooner]

Wow, promoted overnight from cracker barrel to whippersnapper... I am honored! :D.

To the several members of the Double Secret Stealth Mode Non-Existent Invisible Thread that have encouraged me to stay around, I send my warmest thanks. To anyone whose feathers I ruffled, I apologize (this is not to say I won't ruffle others later down the road... I'm neither a sunshine pumper nor a doomsayer, which will no doubt **** off both camps).

Having said all that, please allow me to get through the Official Noob Questions so we can put this all behind us. What does ENA stand for? Why do they call Adrian Peterson AD when his initial are AP? What does TTT in a post mean? What ever happened to Moe? What are those green dots for? If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take for a frog with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Inquiring minds want to know... ;)

[Sooner_Bob]

I was about to post the lyrics of "So What" as sung by Metallica. :D But it got lockified. Not by me, although it was headed that way quick.


Are we talkin' about the BleedinSoonerRed thread?? I'm pretty sure he locked it down himself.

[Penguin]

This thread is still alive?

[leavingthezoo]

define "alive"...

[leavingthezoo]

you don't have a roof....

do too! and i'm gonna raise it...

[OklahomaTrombone]

I'll make you raise it...

[leavingthezoo]

i think you have enough of a hard time raising your own roof, mister. pa dum bum! heh.

[Sooner_Bob]

DOH!!

[DCSooner]

Are we talkin' about the BleedinSoonerRed thread?? I'm pretty sure he locked it down himself.
Yep, he did.

[Beef]

I forgot about this place. Thanks, DC.

[Beef]

I forgot about this place. Thanks, DC.
Well, not really.

[Beef]

Well, not really.
I love quoting a dumbass.

[OklahomaTrombone]

i think you have enough of a hard time raising your own roof, mister. pa dum bum! heh.


I think not missy.

[SactoSooner]

Aaahhh...I'm finally back. :D

[yermom]

i don't see any n00bs

[SoonerWood]

see any b00bs?

[DCSooner]

i don't see any n00bs
My spidey sense told me that the poster on the previous page used the link.

[Sooner_Bob]

dang ol flak . . .

[leavingthezoo]

OUT!

[Norm In Norman]

I can't wait until I get to move this to test.

[8timechamps]

MOVE IT NOW NORM!!!


DO IT!

[leavingthezoo]

only less than three people get this, and so i changed it. nanner. :D

[Sooner_Bob]

I can't wait until I get to move this to test.


Heh . . . :eek:

[OKC Sooner]

Link? I don' need no stinkin' link! ;)

[OklahomaTrombone]

only less than three people get this, and so i changed it. nanner. :D


heh

[proud gonzo]

heh... i'm drinking apple juice out of a pint glass and it looks like i'm drinking beer

[OklahomaTrombone]

awesome.

[ouflak]

I had no idea that anybody looked at these profiles, certainly not mine!

[Veritas]

Who is that in your avvie, flak?

[nanimonai]

hmmm

[ouflak]

Veritas, that's coach Sherri Coale of the Women's Basketball team.

Ok, I've made things atleast a little bit trickier, so the link is not so obvious.

[DCSooner]

only less than three people get this, and so i changed it. nanner. :D
i'M # four.

[Sooner04]

Just seeing if there's anything going on in here.

Now that I know there isn't, I'll be on my way.

[leavingthezoo]

i'M # four.

who's number 3? :confused:

[yermom]

i miss all the cool stuff

[OklahomaTrombone]

who's number 3? :confused:


nermal

[Beef]

I need to go #2.

[OklahomaTrombone]

just do it in your pants...it makes them feel squishy

[Beef]

mmmmmm.....squishy.

[leavingthezoo]

nermal is not a people.

[leavingthezoo]

and is this national bathroom humor day or something? ugh!

[Beef]

and is this national bathroom humor day or something? ugh!
That would mean there was humor involved.

[DCSooner]

That would mean there was humor involved.
I'll take bathroom humor over bathroom humour any day.

[proud gonzo]

if you don't watch out, SBiB will start having sudden uncontrollable urges to find a way into this thread :rolleyes:

[leavingthezoo]

this thread makes me sad now.

[Sooner_Bob]

Ok, ya'll better stop posting all that stuff about 04 . . . he found his way back in here.

[leavingthezoo]

if man is five, and the devil is six, then god iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis SEVEN!

yet the monkey was never numbered. this troubles me.

[OklahomaTrombone]

the monkey is 22.

You are less than three.


;)

[leavingthezoo]

:D

i think you may have confused the monkey with the penguin, or as we hicks like to say, pangin.

[OUinFLA]

How can this thread still be alive?
It is now almost a year old.

[leavingthezoo]

because every time someone asks the question, god doesn't kill a post?

[OklahomaTrombone]

:D

i think you may have confused the monkey with the penguin, or as we hicks like to say, pangin.


Maybe....the penguins need attention...

[leavingthezoo]

it's ALL about the penguins, isn't it OT. SHEESH!

[OklahomaTrombone]

yes.

don't you know that the penguins rock.

sheesh.

nerd.

[leavingthezoo]

nanner... nanNNER... NANNER!!!!

[smirk]

[OklahomaTrombone]

phew.

[leavingthezoo]

x2?

[OklahomaTrombone]

* **** *** ** ****

[leavingthezoo]

* **** * **** *** ** *** **

[GottaHavePride]

Meltdown in progress...

[proud gonzo]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Ash_meltdown_L.jpg

[leavingthezoo]

I bet Jesus is sad. :(

[leavingthezoo]

and the easter bunny.

[OklahomaTrombone]

in your pants?

[proud gonzo]

I bet Jesus is sad. :(


NOBODY **** with the Jesus!
http://www.miserablelie.com/turturro/pictures/lebowski/Image25.jpg

[proud gonzo]

i think i live next door to the people from the movie "The 'Burbs". I keep hearing weird noises out my window. I bet they're burying dead bodies.

[leavingthezoo]

i bet they're dead bodies burying live bodies.

[AustinTXHorn]

I forgot how to get into this thing.

Oh...sh*t.

[proud gonzo]

it's okay! I've read THIS:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1400049628.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[leavingthezoo]

well, that is handy. a little scary, but handy. :D

[leavingthezoo]

in your pants?

who are you asking this to? and about what?

if you're asking if jesus and/or the easter bunny are sad in my pants, i can assure you they are not.

and that sounds a lot worse than was intended.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Heh.

So you're saying the easter bunny is happy in your pants?

Or indifferent?

[leavingthezoo]

:O

[proud gonzo]

http://kyle.lbsites.com/My%20Pictures/HAPPY%20BUNNY/happy%20bunny%209.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

MOVE THIS **** TO THE POST WAR THREAD LETS ALL TALK THERE

[Howzit]

This is my obligatory annual IT appearance.

As you were.

[proud gonzo]

ooga booga

hey, let's play a game--it's called guess how broke PG is. guess how much money i have, i DARE you! ready? GO!

[GottaHavePride]

You know what happens in 3 more posts?

[GottaHavePride]

I'll give you a hint.

[GottaHavePride]

It's...

[GottaHavePride]

The 4,100th post in the IT!

[leavingthezoo]

that was a bad guess. i bet pg gots lints in her pockets. :D

[Sooner_Bob]

So what's all the hubub about spek?

[leavingthezoo]

it's a tricky, tricky thing, this spek.

but if you're not crying about it, you aren't taking it seriously enough.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Spek is whek!

[Ike]

if man is five, and the devil is six, then god iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis SEVEN!

yet the monkey was never numbered. this troubles me.


the monkey is 37.

[Ike]

we have no idea what you are talking about.

[leavingthezoo]

it's one of them fancy lyrical things with musical notes floating in the background. by the pixies. about a monkey. who doesn't have a number. but man does. and the devil does. and god does. and the monkey goes to heaven. it's very deep.

[Sooner_Bob]

soooo . . . all monkeys go to heaven?

[Howzit]

Is it another year yet?

[proud gonzo]

that was a bad guess. i bet pg gots lints in her pockets. :D
true. but i did have about $40 that weren't already reserved for things. But my mom just gave me more money, so now i have a little more than that.

[leavingthezoo]

soooo . . . all monkeys go to heaven?

no... just the ones who don't fling poo.

[proud gonzo]

holy crap, when today's vBookie pays out I'll have 340000 spek points! :eek:

[OklahomaTrombone]

n00b

[leavingthezoo]

**** **** *****

[Beef]

true. but i did have about $40 that weren't already reserved for things. But my mom just gave me more money, so now i have a little more than that.
Where are you taking me to lunch?

[leavingthezoo]

wow, of all the topics that are in the SO, the one that apparently is sacred is about baseball. who knew?

note to self: keep your baseball jokes to yourself. :D

[Beef]

wow, of all the topics that are in the SO, the one that apparently is sacred is about baseball. who knew?

note to self: keep your baseball jokes to yourself. :D
And making fun of whores and those that love them. :P

[Ike]

wow, of all the topics that are in the SO, the one that apparently is sacred is about baseball. who knew?

note to self: keep your baseball jokes to yourself. :D


do not run afoul of the baseball gods!!!! they are vengeful.

[leavingthezoo]

you buncha big whiney babies.

[Sooner_Bob]

pfffft . . . baseball.

[proud gonzo]

Where are you taking me to lunch?

Hell, if you drive to Norman I WILL take you to lunch.

[Beef]

Hell, if you drive to Norman I WILL take you to lunch.
I'll be there Saturday. But not until 2 or 3.

[Sooner_Bob]

So then it's a date?

[Mjcpr]

She's going to expect something in return.

[proud gonzo]

I'll be there Saturday. But not until 2 or 3.

I'll be at the tailgate then ;)


I meant if you were going to drive to Norman today I'd buy you lunch :P

[Beef]

I'll be at the tailgate then ;)


I meant if you were going to drive to Norman today I'd buy you lunch :P
Crap. Oh well.

[proud gonzo]

:D

[Sooner_Bob]

details, details . . .

[SoonerWood]

I hear Beaver's Bend has some really big trout. I'm talking huge.

[leavingthezoo]

i just told my cats to bring a little more anger next time they try to decapitate each other. that could get messy.

[Beef]

Hell, if you drive to Norman I WILL take you to lunch.
Buy me an ice cream sammich.

[proud gonzo]

when?

[leavingthezoo]

by the way, OT... you were wrong.

[leavingthezoo]

not about that one thing, but about the other... ok wait, you were wrong about both.

[leavingthezoo]

the evilness cannot be executed.

[leavingthezoo]

REPEAT!! THE EVILNESS CANNOT BE EXECUTED!!

[leavingthezoo]

well, actually... the evilness can be executed for a limited time only, but just not by me.

[leavingthezoo]

hmmm... after further research, some of the evilness can be executed by me, but only if i'm willing to execute it against myself. frankly, that's just not as fun. :D

[proud gonzo]

i hope OT knows what you're talking about because I certainly don't.

[leavingthezoo]

he should... because he is evil!

[OklahomaTrombone]

i hope OT knows what you're talking about because I certainly don't.


Gonzo - our hammah's are mightier than THOR'S!!!!

[proud gonzo]

**** YEAH!!!

too bad mine's all spekked out for the day (i was using the hammer as much as I could before they turned off happy-spek)

[leavingthezoo]

... and we appreciate you for it. :D

[Beef]

**** YEAH!!!

too bad mine's all spekked out for the day (i was using the hammer as much as I could before they turned off happy-spek)
yes it is. Thanks pg...and ltz.

Thanks to my gambling prowess over the weekend, too, mine's getting up there.

[leavingthezoo]

yeah beef... thanking me is like thanking a gnat for not being a scorpion of death. heh

[proud gonzo]

damn! i shoulda built up GHP's spek too... i was thinking that'd be too obvious an exploitation of the happy-spek powers, but that was before dolemom had their spree. :rolleyes:

how long is my hammer gonna be on probation? it still says too much in the past 24 hours. :(

[OklahomaTrombone]

wow...I gave out one spek and I'm already back to too much in the past 24 hours.

[Beef]

how long is my hammer gonna be on probation? it still says too much in the past 24 hours. :(
I had a weekend like that in college. I had to go to the dr. afterwards. :eek: :P

[leavingthezoo]

weirdness... that's all i'm saying.

[GDC]

http://www.griffinminiatures.com/images/Thor-10.jpg

[David Earl]

You people I am on page 2,000 of this thread and you are all still stuck back around page 208.

Sissies!

[GDC]

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/freebees/hammer.jpg

[Beef]

Sissies!
I prefer to be called a ninny. TIA.

[Beef]

Actually, I really prefer to be called "Sexy Bitch".

[Beef]

horn horn horn horn horn

[OklahomaTrombone]

shut up sexy bitch.

[proud gonzo]

so if stanley's "little bitch" and beef is "sexy bitch" who are "whiny bitch" and "crazy bitch"? :D

[Scott D]

so if stanley's "little bitch" and beef is "sexy bitch" who are "whiny bitch" and "crazy bitch"? :D

doleo and dc ;)

[proud gonzo]

If beef ever gets banned will he come back as "pork" or "veal"? or "tofu" :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

lamb

[OklahomaTrombone]

SPAM!!!!

[leavingthezoo]

innards?

[proud gonzo]

Haggis?

[SoonerWood]

Steer Nuts

[Stanley1]

so if stanley's "little bitch" and beef is "sexy bitch" who are "whiny bitch" and "crazy bitch"? :D

So you're calling me names in the IT now huh?

<shakes head>

[Scott D]

So you're calling me names in the IT now huh?

<shakes head>

nobody is calling you names in here squeak....now go get back on the dog bed little bitch.

[Stanley1]

nobody is calling you names in here squeak....now go get back on the dog bed little bitch.

If you guys call me a little bitch like 12, 13 more times, I'm outta here.

[Beef]

If beef ever gets banned will he come back as "pork" or "veal"? or "tofu" :D
I have been called Beef since I was a junior in high school. I can't be anything else anymore.

[proud gonzo]

And there I was gonna start calling you "sexy bitch"--but that's okay, "Beef" it is. :P

[Beef]

And there I was gonna start calling you "sexy bitch"--but that's okay, "Beef" it is. :P
How much was that gonna cost me? :O :P

[Beef]

How much was that gonna cost me? :O :P
You killed the IT, *******. :eddie:

[OklahomaTrombone]

heh

[Stanley1]

You killed the IT, *******. :eddie:

Nuthin'?

[proud gonzo]

i was really tired so i just took a nap for an hour and now i'm even more tired. this sucks.

[yermom]

those naps suck

[Stanley1]

i was really tired so i just took a nap for an hour and now i'm even more tired. this sucks.

Who cares?

[proud gonzo]

eat dirt

[leavingthezoo]

the love in here is making me want to throw up.

[proud gonzo]

don't get any on my shoes. TIA

[OklahomaTrombone]

I didn't think you cared about shoes?

[proud gonzo]

that doesn't mean I want mine puked on :P

[proud gonzo]

actually I'm not wearing shoes right now.

LTZ--please don't puke on my feet. TIA

[leavingthezoo]

i think this ship has been righted. i'll aim for OT's shoes. or beefs but that's because i'm non-discriminatory towards the sexy bitches.

[OklahomaTrombone]

did you just call me a sexy bitch?


because that would be super...

[leavingthezoo]

um, i think i called beef a sexy bitch. :P

[OklahomaTrombone]

ohh....nevermind then.

:(

[leavingthezoo]

hey, i didn't deem him the sexy bitch. that was gonzo. i just repeated the rumor.

[yermom]

damn! i shoulda built up GHP's spek too... i was thinking that'd be too obvious an exploitation of the happy-spek powers, but that was before dolemom had their spree. :rolleyes:

how long is my hammer gonna be on probation? it still says too much in the past 24 hours. :(


you guys are just hella jealous :P

does everyone have the limits again?

someone spekked me twice today within like 30 minutes

[OklahomaTrombone]

the number between is lower...but daily limits are back to strictness

[proud gonzo]

hey, i didn't deem him the sexy bitch. that was gonzo. i just repeated the rumor.
it wasn't me either! it's his sponsor title

[Stanley1]

Puke. Heh.

[Stanley1]

That's alot of puke. Okay, clean the pile of puke. Got it.

[leavingthezoo]

it wasn't me either! it's his sponsor title

yeah see... that's just twisting things with the facts. i'm going with the rumor.

[leavingthezoo]

*** *** **** ** ***** ***** ***

[proud gonzo]

i resent that remark

[Stanley1]

i resent that remark

You resemble it too. :D

[DCSooner]

I resemble that remark.

[Stanley1]

I resemble that remark.

Too slow oldtimer.

[proud gonzo]

what WAS that remark?

[leavingthezoo]

i don't understand what the problem is. that remark is PLAIN AS THE STARS! :P

[proud gonzo]

*** *** **** ** ***** ***** ***

hey you don't be sucha smart ***

:confused:

[leavingthezoo]

is anybody else noticing these upside down horn emoticons are kinda perverse?
:O

not the plain ones. the ones with expressions. :D :mad: :eek:

[proud gonzo]

So I just went to a Baha'I faith meeting for an assignment in my journalism class.... and it was really cool.
I heard something there you would NEVER hear in church.

I was talking to a guy and when he found out I want to write movies he said, "I've got a movie in my head!"
so he tells me about his movie idea. he says, "So I've always been thinking, What if Jesus was an alien??" And I laughed and he says, "No, I'm serious--think about it!"

funny, funny guy. southern baptist turned Baha'I (...dude, that's a haiku!)

[leavingthezoo]

sounds like he could fit right in with scientology. um, based on my limited knowledge of scientology which stems from crazy tom cruises.

[SoonerWood]

Now think how supercrazypowerful the alien's equivalent to Jesus would be. woh! and then shudder to think what THAT jesus alien's alien jesus would be...

[leavingthezoo]

ok, now i'm freaked out.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Its like a NEO moment.

[proud gonzo]

http://www.hfstival.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10148/NeoWhoa.jpg

[proud gonzo]

who wants spek? Thunder has politely requested some neg. so i feel obliged to spread it around and give him some.


for those confused, check the sponsor's forum :D

[leavingthezoo]

that's some crazy right there.

[proud gonzo]

hmm, when do you think thunder's going to sign back on to see his lovely line of red bars? He must have 6 or 7 by now.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Ugh......remember when he started his thread about how his coffee maker died?

and it just so happened to be after SBSB's dog died...

[proud gonzo]

i must have missed that one!

[proud gonzo]

i think i've given him -90,000 or so today. Think that's enough? I mean, he sounded pretty adamant about wanting neg... at least I THINK that's what he meant by "neg me all you want." :confused:

[Stanley1]

i think i've given him -90,000 or so today. Think that's enough? I mean, he sounded pretty adamant about wanting neg... at least I THINK that's what he meant by "neg me all you want." :confused:

Awful nice you of to oblige. :)

[proud gonzo]

I'm a giver.




(and I know I'm going to regret that comment in about thirty seconds...)

[Stanley1]

I'm a giver.




(and I know I'm going to regret that comment in about thirty seconds...)

How you doing?

Not 30 seconds, but I responded as quickly as I could. :D

[proud gonzo]

:P

[leavingthezoo]

who needs minimal spek, cause that's all i'm shelling out these days. :(

[proud gonzo]

hehe--i lost pretty big in that last round of betting too. I'm hoarding my spek from now on. geez.

[proud gonzo]

oh, and gravest appologies to all--i think I (and thunder) am responsible for restored spek limits. I'm not sure on that but I THINK they mighta been set back to 20 or so...

heh.

[proud gonzo]

happy 36th birthday to Shaken Not Stirred! I mean... er...... :O

[leavingthezoo]

heh... i noticed that too. break out the olives! WOOT

[proud gonzo]

know what? three musketeers bars are awesome

[dolemitesooner]

wtf...lool

[Stanley1]

know what? three musketeers bars are awesome

Thats my favorite candy bar.

[dolemitesooner]

Thats my favorite candy bar.
mine is Bbay ? Ruth!!!!

[proud gonzo]

here's the difference between dolemite and stanley:

PG: know what? three musketeers bars are awesome
Stan: Thats my favorite candy bar.
The end.

PG: cheddar cheese and crackers
dolemite: I love cheddar cheese and crackers beoncye!!!!!!!!!! When are we getting married?
PG: nevar
The end.

:D

[dolemitesooner]

here's the difference between dolemite and stanley:

PG: know what? three musketeers bars are awesome
Stan: Thats my favorite candy bar.
The end.

PG: cheddar cheese and crackers
dolemite: I love cheddar cheese and crackers beoncye!!!!!!!!!! When are we getting married?
PG: nevar
The end.

:D
I can take a turn down. I have been getting them my whole life
:D

Dolemite: (to random hawt girl) How are you doing tonight? What's your name

Girl: " Random name"

Dolemite: " oHH HWta a nice name but can I call you grape slushy

Girl: " uhhhh why?!!!!"

Dolemite " Cause I want to slurp you up like a grape slushy"

Girl: " hell no ...go **** yourself"

Dolemite: :O :(

[proud gonzo]

yeah, i don't have any idea why someone would turn down that pick up line... :P

[dolemitesooner]

yeah, i don't have any idea why someone would turn down that pick up line... :P
Its comedy gold. You got to break the mood. If a girl cant laugh at a cheesy *** pick up line like that I dont want her around anywaYS. nO MATTER WHAT KIND OF HAWTIIEEE GOODNESS SHE IS

[leavingthezoo]

i'm just here to shake my head in amazement.

and to say... PLAY THE FREAKIN' GAME RIGHT ALREADY, OT! SHEESH!

[Stanley1]

here's the difference between dolemite and stanley:

PG: know what? three musketeers bars are awesome
Stan: Thats my favorite candy bar.
The end.



:D

You'll come around. They always do. :)

[Stanley1]

Its comedy gold. You got to break the mood. If a girl cant laugh at a cheesy *** pick up line like that I dont want her around anywaYS. nO MATTER WHAT KIND OF HAWTIIEEE GOODNESS SHE IS

Mmm.....hottie goodness. :D

[dolemitesooner]

Mmm.....hottie goodness. :D
They are great arn't they :D

[Stanley1]

They are great arn't they :D

I've been told they are. lol

[dolemitesooner]

I think I will change grape slushy to :


HAwtiee goodness

[proud gonzo]

btw dolemite--how big is your spek now?? i'm already back up to almost 1,100,000! :eek:

[dolemitesooner]

btw dolemite--how big is your spek now?? i'm already back up to almost 1,100,000! :eek:
I love you... :D its fat

[dolemitesooner]

whhhooow


my spek is fat that is

[leavingthezoo]

y'alls spek makes my spek wanna hide in the bushes. :D

[dolemitesooner]

don't hate me cause i am bEiTfU;e

[Stanley1]

I love you... :D its fat

Don't worry pg, dole tells everybody that he loves them. I got it in spek not long ago.

[dolemitesooner]

Don't worry pg, dole tells everybody that he loves them. I got it in spek not long ago.
The i love you was for you stanley :D

[Stanley1]

I will sleep well then tonight Dole. :D

[leavingthezoo]

this is an unexpected threesome... ;)

especially considering gonzo isn't here, and just the two of you are left...

[Stanley1]

this is an unexpected threesome... ;)

especially considering gonzo isn't here, and just the two of you are left...

Part of this threesome disturbs me. I'll let you all guess which part. :)

[GDC]

:eek:

[OklahomaTrombone]

Part of this threesome disturbs me. I'll let you all guess which part. :)


Dude...don't talk about yourself like that...

[proud gonzo]

this is an unexpected threesome... ;)

especially considering gonzo isn't here, and just the two of you are left...

:eek: Leave me out of this!

[Stanley1]

:eek: Leave me out of this!

So.....just Dole and I?

OUT!!!!!

[Beef]

I'm just plain fat. What do I win?

[Stanley1]

I'm just plain fat. What do I win?

Your very own Howzit?