[OklahomaTrombone]

Yes...Pridetrombone and I worked at the Fiesta Bowl last year and I'm trying to be able to do it again and we'll definately hang out if I come back out.

[leavingthezoo]

SWEET! 'cause the fiesta bowl is nearly in my backyard. um, no it's not. i've moved since then... but it's still close enough to make this doable.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Is anyone else ****ed that Dave Bliss, former baylor coach, got a jorb already?

I feel like I wanna write him hate mail.

[OklahomaTrombone]

SWEET! 'cause the fiesta bowl is nearly in my backyard. um, no it's not. i've moved since then... but it's still close enough to make this doable.

ASU was a nice campus. Plus I really enjoyed Phoenix. Especially getting plastered at the Friday's in the BOB.

[leavingthezoo]

Is anyone else ****ed that Dave Bliss, former baylor coach, got a jorb already?

I feel like I wanna write him hate mail.

he's my nigerian cousin.

[leavingthezoo]

ASU was a nice campus. Plus I really enjoyed Phoenix. Especially getting plastered at the Friday's in the BOB.

yay! you said BOB.

now, do you know what we call winter residents?

[OklahomaTrombone]

How much did he pay you?

[OklahomaTrombone]

yay! you said BOB.

now, do you know what we call winter residents?


ugh....Foreigners?

[leavingthezoo]

How much did he pay you?

less than you. he's dead to the family also.

[OklahomaTrombone]

less than you. he's dead to the family also.


did you not see my offer with the easy payment plan?

[leavingthezoo]

if you'd said idiots, i'd have passed you on effort. but no... we call them snowbirds. they flock to the phoenix area and pick us off one by one. for some reason they can't comprehend turn lanes become through lanes during certain parts of the day. (that was kind of hard for me to though...) :O

[OklahomaTrombone]

I noticed that when we were there.

I thought it was kinda cool.

[leavingthezoo]

did you not see my offer with the easy payment plan?

yes, i saw it. i do not accept it. tsk, tsk.

[OklahomaTrombone]

man you drive a hard bargain.

[leavingthezoo]

i wonder if we have efficiently annoyed everyone by hijacking this thread?

[OklahomaTrombone]

heh...who knows...

[leavingthezoo]

hmmm. according to my weather popper upper... we're supposed to be getting rain right this very moment. ima go see... 'cause i'm thinking, no.

[leavingthezoo]

i don't know what arizona they're referring to, but it isn't this one. not a cloud in sight. :(

that's just an update for those of you who aren't reading

[OklahomaTrombone]

heh

[proud gonzo]

i wonder if we have efficiently annoyed everyone by hijacking this thread?

hey, at least this thread is alive and somewhat entertaining now. :D

[leavingthezoo]

hey, at least this thread is alive and somewhat entertaining now. :D

you must have low standards ;)

[proud gonzo]

you must have low standards ;)
well why else would I associate with you people? :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

OMG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Sooner_Bob]

Degree smack, to Dave Bliss, to snowbirds, to suicide lanes . . . awesome.

[leavingthezoo]

i'll be glad when bob forgets how to get in here so we can talk about him instead of all these random topics. or i guess we could talk about him anyway and pretend he's not here.

hmm... what about bob?

[proud gonzo]

DEATH THERAPY!!!

[GDC]

mandatory periodic IT post :texan:

[proud gonzo]

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/apocalypse/251/What_about_bob.jpg

[David Earl]

nasal wheel smoke

[OklahomaTrombone]

I saw someone die this morning.

Just thought I'd share.

[proud gonzo]

what happened?

[OklahomaTrombone]

My dad is in the hospital with cellulitis and somebody in his little pod of rooms died.

[leavingthezoo]

:(

[proud gonzo]

:(
ditto

[SoonerWood]

I still have nightmares about the first time I saw someone die. It's something you're never prepared for unless your in that line of work (assassin, ninja, lawyer, etc).

Everyone has that same appointment someday.

Several years ago, I watched 3 guys die after being crushed in a Ford Escort, T-boned by a suburban at about 50mph. I was the first on the scene and did what I could, which was nothing. Saw each one take their last breaths and the most gruesome injuries I've seen inflicted on the human body. It really freaked me out. It still does.

[Sooner_Bob]

i'll be glad when bob forgets how to get in here so we can talk about him instead of all these random topics. or i guess we could talk about him anyway and pretend he's not here.

hmm... what about bob?


<sigh>

Go ahead, pretend I'm not here . . . everybody else does.


:mack:

[Stanley1]

I still have nightmares about the first time I saw someone die. It's something you're never prepared for unless your in that line of work (assassin, ninja, lawyer, etc).

Everyone has that same appointment someday.

Several years ago, I watched 3 guys die after being crushed in a Ford Escort, T-boned by a suburban at about 50mph. I was the first on the scene and did what I could, which was nothing. Saw each one take their last breaths and the most gruesome injuries I've seen inflicted on the human body. It really freaked me out. It still does.

That is one of my worst nightmares, coming across a situation like that. I've been lucky in life so far, haven't really lost anybody close to me.

[yermom]

everyone should be so lucky :(

[OklahomaTrombone]

OK....so lets talk about something else...

[SoonerWood]

carbon nanotubes will change the world.

[leavingthezoo]

too deep.

how 'bout... marshmallows. marshmallows are neither from the marsh, or mellow. discuss amongst yourselves.

[OklahomaTrombone]

http://xenafan.com/movies/ghostbusters/crowd.jpg

[Sooner_Bob]

marshmallows are schticky . . .

[leavingthezoo]

and they're made out of horse hooves.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Really?

Gwoss.

[Sooner_Bob]

Really schticky horse hooves.

[proud gonzo]

Really?

Gwoss.
ymssr...for every time you say "gwoss"

[OklahomaTrombone]

Do you ever wish you could report your own posts?

[proud gonzo]

i'll report your posts for you if you want

[Scott D]

I thought the goal was getting Stanley baned by only reporting every single one of his posts?

[OklahomaTrombone]

i'll report your posts for you if you want


Nah...I wanna be a self-reporter...Kinda like in the NCAA, you report your own violations and they say, "OK, have fun playing football/basketball" but if someone else reports your violations they're all like "YOU ****ED UP THIS TIME, I HOPE YOU ENJOY NOT PLAYING FOOTBALL/BASKETBALL FOR FOUR YEARS, YWIA"

[leavingthezoo]

post reported


























and it's getting deep in the SO

[OklahomaTrombone]

deep throat?

[leavingthezoo]

bottomless esophagus?

[OklahomaTrombone]

endless pit?

[leavingthezoo]

ceaseless chasm?

[OklahomaTrombone]

thank you?


dammit...I knew I should have taken that vocab class in high school.....

[leavingthezoo]

praise ye?




don't sweat it. it was over rated.

[OklahomaTrombone]

good, because that teacher hated me, and would have probably flunked me.


I don't feel like the highlite feature gets used enough

[Scott D]

what kind of loser needs to take a vocab class?

[OklahomaTrombone]

stanley

[leavingthezoo]

the same kind that should take a sarcasm class?

[leavingthezoo]

... me? :O

[leavingthezoo]

I don't feel like the highlite feature gets used enough

you're so emo.

[Scott D]

stanley

oh that explains everyone, they probably didn't have thesauruses in his fancy little carpool school

[Scott D]

the same kind that should take a sarcasm class?

keep up already :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

you're so emo.


did you get aim yet?

and yes.

yes I am.

I even wear wristbands and listen to dashboard confessional.

ok..I'm lying about the wristband part...because I'm not a *********.

[leavingthezoo]

oh crap... ok, i'm going to download it RIGHT NOW! (although i hate AIM, but for you...)

[OklahomaTrombone]

HOORAY!Î

[Scott D]

that's cute :)

[leavingthezoo]

that's cute :)

:D

you poor guys won't get to witness our brilliant conversations this way though :(

[OklahomaTrombone]

I wouldn't exactly call them brilliant.

[leavingthezoo]

I wouldn't exactly call them brilliant.

:mad:

this is a bad start...

[OklahomaTrombone]

heh

[Sooner_Bob]

But you two kept the IT alive . . . what am I gonna do now?

[leavingthezoo]

go to disneyland?

[proud gonzo]

...you two are having conversations in disneyland???

[Sooner_Bob]

http://spider.ipac.caltech.edu/staff/marianne/california/disneyland/images/Disney_21.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

go to disneyland?
Bow-chicka-bow-bowwwwwww....

:D

[GottaHavePride]

Or, alternatively: Giggity giggity!

[leavingthezoo]

UGH!

i hate aol anything.

[Sooner_Bob]

you callin' someone an a'ol?

[leavingthezoo]

i sure am BOB! ;)

[OklahomaTrombone]

OK...I'm d/l yahoo!

[leavingthezoo]

Or, alternatively: Giggity giggity!

is that bri in your avi? i hardly recognize him without... a beer.

[OklahomaTrombone]

He looks Rhino-esque

[proud gonzo]

that's what I said!

...maybe he's Rhino's doppelganger :eek:



(i just like the word "doppelganger")

[GottaHavePride]

My new favorite show:

http://www.tvacres.com/images/bloo2.jpg

[leavingthezoo]

i don't like that show. i can see right through it.

[RacerX]

There's a short that plays from time to time on one of the movie channels titled Doppelganger (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0282445/). It's freaky.

BTW - The guy in my av is SF famous. Bob probably knows who it is.

[RacerX]

I finally saw Dodgeball. We should start calling Dean "patches".

[GDC]

o si yo

[OklahomaTrombone]

PeeBeeWon?

[Sooner_Bob]

<Kip>

That's what I'm talkin' about.

</Kip>

[GottaHavePride]

i don't like that show. i can see right through it.
Stupid low-bandwith sites...

http://spark.is-a-geek.net/mt/v/fosters.jpg

[OklahomaTrombone]

Stupid low-bandwith sites...

http://spark.is-a-geek.net/mt/v/fosters.jpg


Stupid low-bandwidth users...

[leavingthezoo]

i like it in here where every day is full of balloons and lollipops.

[David Earl]

Someone may very well say something hateful about that post before the day is over.

[David Earl]

:mad:

[leavingthezoo]

Someone may very well say something hateful about that post before the day is over.

which one? if it's one of mine, i'm not having it. if it's one of yours, i'm there! :D

[David Earl]

Balloons?

Lollipops?

Dude I'm just saying these people around here are wolves.

[leavingthezoo]

that's why i'm in the IT. not out there where we eat our own.

'sides, it's not like i'm some dude who is happy in my pants talking about lollipops. that would be... weird.

[OklahomaTrombone]

i like it in here where every day is full of balloons and lollipops.

I'll show a lollipop.

[leavingthezoo]

I'll show a lollipop.

see? WEIRD!

[OklahomaTrombone]

heh.

[OklahomaTrombone]

oh and there should be a "you" in there somewhere...

[leavingthezoo]

huh?

you weird?

[leavingthezoo]

oh, i get it. lol

thought you were indiscriminate as to who you were showing a lollipop to.

[OklahomaTrombone]

no..I don't just show my lollipop off to anyone....

[leavingthezoo]

no..I don't just show my lollipop off to anyone....

:O

hmmm... we're boardering on sbIb and al gore territory here. where's PG to reprimand us when we need it!!??!!?!!!?!!

get it? all the !!??!!?!!

heh. i crack myself up.

[OklahomaTrombone]

heh.

[proud gonzo]

:O

hmmm... we're boardering on sbIb and al gore territory here. where's PG to reprimand us when we need it!!??!!?!!!?!!

get it? all the !!??!!?!!

heh. i crack myself up.

:D

[Sooner_Bob]

I'll be your huckleberry . . . lollipop.

[leavingthezoo]

:D

[RacerX]

PeeBeeWon?
si

[leavingthezoo]

hey um, you know in disney's "alice in wonderland" cartoon... so, what are those little dudes called...?

[OklahomaTrombone]

midgets?

[proud gonzo]

tweedledee and tweedledum? (aka Matt Houston)

[leavingthezoo]

no... the other little guys. the ones who have funny hair and are in the forest. i think. they kinda look like punk french fries or something.

[OklahomaTrombone]

fried mushrooms!!!!

[leavingthezoo]

c'mon! i need to know this or i shant sleep for a whole... 15 minutes. i guess i could look it up... but no, i will not.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Character from AIW:

Alice, White Rabbit, Alice's Sister, Mad Hatter, March Hare, Dormouse, Walrus, Carpenter, Queen of Hearts, King of Hearts, Card Men, Tweedledum, Tweedledee, Cheshire Cat, Caterpillar, Dodo, Bill, Dinah, Nesting Mother Bird.

[leavingthezoo]

i love bill

poor bill

but something is still missing...

[leavingthezoo]

dear OT,

how's God?

<3 zoo

[OklahomaTrombone]

He's good.

[Sooner_Bob]

real good

[OklahomaTrombone]

****

[proud gonzo]

****

ditto

[leavingthezoo]

trippo

[GottaHavePride]

I think I'll make post number 10,000 in here, because that amuses me.

[OklahomaTrombone]

good jorb.

[GottaHavePride]

I think it's time for a new avatar now. What should it be?

[Scott D]

fark a bald head on yermom.

[proud gonzo]

I think it's time for a new avatar now. What should it be?

how about this?

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8498/ghp1qn.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

Nah, that guy's a weirdo.

[Scott D]

dude, a bald head on yermom would be so money.... ;)

[Sooner_Bob]

How about one of Al Gore's wife?


:D

[leavingthezoo]

how about this?

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8498/ghp1qn.jpg

someone definately needs to adopt that mug. it's one of my favorites.
:D

[OklahomaTrombone]

I'm naked....just so you know....

[leavingthezoo]

that's nakey bucko

[leavingthezoo]

i am clothed... just so you know...

[OklahomaTrombone]

dit-to

[leavingthezoo]

yeah, but it is your cat retarded? because mine is climbing the wall. literally.

[proud gonzo]

I'm naked....just so you know....

gwoss

[dolemitesooner]

You guys are crazy

[Sooner_Bob]

crazy like a fox?

[OklahomaTrombone]

crazy like a xof.

[proud gonzo]

that's nakey bucko

"nekkid" is a much better hillbilly spelling

[leavingthezoo]

yeah but... i'm a transplanted hillbilly. i've evolved. :D

[Sooner_Bob]

stay twue to yer roots there little lady . . .

[OklahomaTrombone]

yeah but... i'm a transplanted hillbilly. i've evolved. :D


Soo....what you're saying is you're no longer a snowbird?

[yermom]

anyone else freaked out by the new Elite Sponsor?

it's weird having someone else with the Death Star Star...

[proud gonzo]

...wha?

[OklahomaTrombone]

Yes....he scares me....

[leavingthezoo]

scares me too... i keep waiting for him and another poster to clink fists and yell, "Wonder Twin Powers, activate." Then they'd turn into a giant roach and eat us all dead.

i am skeered.

[proud gonzo]

who are we talking about??

[leavingthezoo]

i don't know who "they" are talking about but i'm just making **** up. i do that so i can feel importants.

[leavingthezoo]

i just realized i've never gone to a new place based on a commercial advertising it, but i have STOPPED going to places based on commercials. you know, the really stupid ones that make you want to shove an ice pick in your ear.

also, i've gone to a lot of new places based on word of mouth, but i've never quit going to a place based on word of mouth.

random thought? yes.

[OklahomaTrombone]

That is odd consumer behavior...but you are an odd consumer...

[leavingthezoo]

:O :mad: :( :mad: :( :rolleyes: :mad: :O

what can i say? i'm emotional today.

[OklahomaTrombone]

heh

[yermom]

who are we talking about??

BleedinSoonerRed

[dolemitesooner]

if you want to know pm me

[yermom]

huh?

[yermom]

oh, nm

[Ike]

Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus (http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/)

http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/sighting.ican.jpg

[Sooner_Bob]

Heh, deathstar . . .

[OklahomaTrombone]

dethsar

[leavingthezoo]

some perv keeps speaking bizarro spanish in my IM. :mad:

i think i like it. :O

[OklahomaTrombone]

mmmm.....breakfast.....

[GottaHavePride]

My new favorite show:

http://www.tvacres.com/images/bloo2.jpg
http://epguides.com/FostersHomeforImaginaryFriends/logo.jpg

Theme song download (http://savefile.com/files2.php?fid=9234005)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/TheAdamCK/omfgyay.jpg

[proud gonzo]

blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather blather

[leavingthezoo]

i think we oughtta take this to the next level, hijack someone elses avatar and post as if we are them for a few days. it would be funny to see pg as sbIb. kinda like when she posted as GHP, only not.

[leavingthezoo]

mmmm.....breakfast.....

yes please? :D

[proud gonzo]

...does that mean having me use her avatar and posting in like style or does that mean somebody using my avatar and posting like her...?

[leavingthezoo]

using hers... or i guess you could just use yours and post like her. that would mess with peoples minds. :D... i thought about doing that with tuba... but i'm afraid he might spontaneously combust and then i'd almost feel guilty.

hmmm... sounds like more work than its worth.

[Sooner_Bob]

hmmm... sounds like more work than its worth.


definitely

[leavingthezoo]

that's it! i'm posting as bob.

[OklahomaTrombone]

yes please? :D

heh

[GDC]

Bring back the Thunder!

[leavingthezoo]

or blame it on the rain.

[GottaHavePride]

http://www.dickinson.edu/~mcelroym/millivanilli2.jpg

[proud gonzo]

Goodnight IT :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

Goodnight PG-13

[proud gonzo]

does BleedingREdSooner know how to get in here? is this place safe?

[OklahomaTrombone]

christ I hope not...

[dolemitesooner]

lol

[proud gonzo]

if I were to hypothetically tell somebody "God Follows You In The Afterlife" how many people would get it?

[GottaHavePride]

We're 19 posts away from page 100! Woo!

Biggest IT ever, with probably the lowest humor/post ratio ever to go with it.

[Ike]

if I were to hypothetically tell somebody "God Follows You In The Afterlife" how many people would get it?

hypothetically speaking, it would get you baned, and the IT locked, if it were directed at me. its blasphemy to insinuate that god gives a damn about a heathen such as myself.


but realistically speaking, prolly only about 4 people would get it.

[leavingthezoo]

We're 19 posts away from page 100! Woo!

... and notice how hard we are working to achieve it. we are underachievers. proud underachievers though.

[yermom]

if I were to hypothetically tell somebody "God Follows You In The Afterlife" how many people would get it?

GFYITA

[OklahomaTrombone]

I've got us at 130 something pages right now....

[leavingthezoo]

that's a scary bird OT. i mean... SCAAAAAAAAAARY!

[OklahomaTrombone]

thats a ****ed up avatar...

[leavingthezoo]

yeah, i probably won't keep it long 'cause it's kind of tweaking me out

[OklahomaTrombone]

yeah...it makes me scared in my pants...

[leavingthezoo]

hehe

[leavingthezoo]

like... fair rides maybe? :eek:

[OklahomaTrombone]

yes....meanie....

[leavingthezoo]

:D

[leavingthezoo]

there... better?

[OklahomaTrombone]

yes...thanks

[yermom]

I've got us at 130 something pages right now....

198 here

[yermom]

...........................
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[OklahomaTrombone]

GFYITA


Go **** yourself in the ***

[yermom]

Go **** yourself in the ***

God Follows You In The Afterlife

sounds like someone has been talking to PG the resident potty-mouth ;)

[Ike]

God Follows You In The Afterlife

sounds like someone has been talking to PG the resident potty-mouth ;)
potty mouth?

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_urinal.jpg

[Sooner_Bob]

Mmmmm, big red lips.

[proud gonzo]

well yeah, those initials--but ike got it. I was referring to a buhleeted thread by Meni69

[OklahomaTrombone]

I hate school

[Sooner_Bob]

Oh yeah, well work ain't much better. :D

[SelmaBamaFan]

So, how have things been in here lately?

It's been a while...

[GDC]

potty mouth?

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_urinal.jpg

I was thinking about putting a urinal in the house I'm building, that could be the one.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Oh yeah, well work ain't much better. :D


Yeah....I figured that....

[OklahomaTrombone]

So........anyone wanna give me a couple hundred bucks?

[Ike]

So........anyone wanna give me a couple hundred bucks?

sure. how about a loan at 10%.....compounded instantaneously.

[proud gonzo]

hehe

[David Earl]

Page 200 looms...

[Ike]

you want 200 of these?
http://www.wendyjsundquist.com/Gallery/Counter%20Marche%20Loom.jpg

I don't know why the hell you'd need 200, but I might be able to hook you up. I know a guy.

[Sooner_Bob]

There's this guy . . .

[David Earl]

Good one Ike!

[David Earl]

There's this guy . . .

...Always yelling at me

[David Earl]

Always pushing me...

[David Earl]

...Always knocking me over...

[David Earl]

Spits in my face and calls me names...

[proud gonzo]

Is it Norm? I bet it's Norm.

[OklahomaTrombone]

sure. how about a loan at 10%.....compounded instantaneously.

Sure! Payment plan will be one dollar a year.

[David Earl]

Is it Norm? I bet it's Norm.

He's a power hungry computer AI generated board mod who spits on people and calls them names.

[Ike]

Sure! Payment plan will be one dollar a year.

hmmm....Im sorry, you have been declined. Bank of Ike regulations stipulate that all payment plans must be arranged in such a manner that the debt is actually paid off before the end of the universe.

[Ike]

anyone got $1.24 mil lyin around that they'd like to donate to me.

it goes to a good cause. I promise.


































http://i.cnn.net/money/2005/09/16/Autos/funonwheels/bugatti_veyron/bugatti_veyron.03.jpg

[leavingthezoo]

you shoulda seen it. that big mean black car swallowed that lil' red car plum up.

gratuitous post for the day. now i'm going back to bed.

[leavingthezoo]

sometimes i'm far too funny for you guys.

[proud gonzo]

anyone got $1.24 mil lyin around that they'd like to donate to me.

it goes to a proud gonzo. I promise.


YES! :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

sometimes i'm far too funny for you guys.


hush...funny talker...

[leavingthezoo]

um... did you see where you talked to God even when you weren't looking? heh.

[OklahomaTrombone]

yes...nerd.

[leavingthezoo]

hehe

[OKC Sooner]

Wow!! I didn't know this board had Stealth Technology!!

[leavingthezoo]

ok, who let the noob in. GONZO! OT!... GHP! IKE! grounded all of you. twice.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Wow!! I didn't know this board had Stealth Technology!!


It doesn't...what are you talking about?

[leavingthezoo]

what are you talking about?

[OklahomaTrombone]

I'm talkin' about mutha****in' cracker barrel

[leavingthezoo]

what did the mutha****in' cracker barrel ever do to you!?

[OklahomaTrombone]

It exsisted

[leavingthezoo]

no it didn't. it's all a hallucination. much like this thread. ooooooooooooo.... oooooOOOOO.... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that was my ghost imitation. you know you liked it.

[OklahomaTrombone]

of course I liked it...

[leavingthezoo]

did you like it, or did you love it? like God doesn't love you? heh

[OklahomaTrombone]

I like it...I love it...I want some more of it...

[leavingthezoo]

do you try so hard but you can't rise above it?