[David Earl]

SHUT UP!

[David Earl]

:D:D:D:D

[David Earl]

:D:D

[David Earl]

:D:D:D

[David Earl]

STOP IT!!

[David Earl]

:D:D:D:D:D

[David Earl]

Somebody get Claud in here! NOW!!!!

[David Earl]

never mind

[colleyvillesooner]

what is going on?

[David Earl]

what is going on?

The better question is; "what is on-going?"

[Sooner_Bob]

what the problem is?

[David Earl]

BOB GETS IT!

[GottaHavePride]

what the problem is?
What the problem isn't?

[David Earl]

Some songs are timeless.

"Give me the beat boys and free my soul...
I want to get lost in your rock-n-roll...
And drift away..."

The song is almost 40 years old but kids today still jam to a remake.

[Sooner_Bob]

Who would win in a Celebrity Deathmatch - Bill Withers or Uncle Kracker?

[Beef]

Bill Withers would kill Kracker. Kracker would be faced with some original moves and not know how to respond other than copy them.

[soonerfool]

Kracker makes a lot of cheese.

HAAAA HA!

[colleyvillesooner]

:mack:

[Sooner51]

What in the fruck isa Chinese downhill??

[Sooner51]

Not on that side, not on this side, but right in ze middle....

[Ike]

:mad:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!! !!!1111111111

[proud gonzo]

!!!!111111111111oneoneoeone

[colleyvillesooner]

WHAAAT!

[Sooner51]

http://english.people.com.cn/200407/06/images/0705_221s.jpg

[Sooner_Bob]

and the weiner is . . .

[Sooner51]

and the weiner is . . .
LARD ***, LARD ***......
http://www.vaiden.net/used_blueberries.jpg

[proud gonzo]

I don't think I want to know what that picture is.

[Mjcpr]

I don't think I want to know what that picture is.
Looks like a bad screen shot, with captions, from Stand By Me.

[colleyvillesooner]

OWN3D!

[ultimatesooner1]

haven't been in here in a while :D

[Dr. Phil]

You don't need athlete's foot to kiss a Quaker.

[colleyvillesooner]

yep

[GottaHavePride]

Looks like a bad screen shot, with captions, from Stand By Me.
I thought it was a deleted sene from Stand And Deliver.

[yermom]

I don't think I want to know what that picture is.

i guess that is a little before your time, young'un

great movie, you should see it if you really haven't

[yermom]

although that shot looks like it's from some weirdo Japanese game show...

[GottaHavePride]

If a thread died in the forest, would anyone sticky it?

[Sooner_Bob]

Maybe . . . maybe not. :D

[GottaHavePride]

St4BBy!!!!!!111111oneoneonewonwonwon....

[GottaHavePride]

TOTMF94PB!!!!!!!!

[proud gonzo]

although that shot looks like it's from some weirdo Japanese game show...

yep--
haven't seen the movie. might just have to do that sometime.

[OklahomaTrombone]

I'd like to make a petion for "phew." to be the new "I'd hit it"

TIA.

[Sooner_Bob]

phew could be the new catch all . . .

[OklahomaTrombone]

phew

[David Earl]

It is time to prop up your ankles.

[soonerfool]

That hair is strait and streight and plane and stuff.

[Beef]

I want a pony.

[colleyvillesooner]

http://216.22.132.221/khays/ginuwine.jpg

[jreed13]

Ladies Ladies Ladies

[OklahomaTrombone]

I love chicken

[jreed13]

Snootch to the Nootch

[OklahomaTrombone]

15 dollars little man put that **** in my hand if you don't blah blah blah my jungle love....oh ee oh ee oh...

[jreed13]

morris day and the mutha ****in time

[jreed13]

numa numa

[jreed13]

All you IT are belong to me

[OklahomaTrombone]

http://shogun.shafted.com.au/temp/word.jpg

this still cracks my **** up yo.

[jreed13]

this still cracks my **** up yo.
WORD ;)

[GDC]

Ha, so this way in still works...

[jreed13]

Im sure Beano will find a way to kick me out again wether it be fair or not. :-/

[GDC]

well, crap.

we can add gdc to the list of people that can't get in here though :D

Not anymore, but since Beano removed the post times it's a lot harder.

[David Earl]

Good times they is a commin!

[Beef]

poon

[jreed13]

Good times they is a commin!

Theys already here :D

[Czar Soonerov]

Good Times.
Any time you meet a payment.
Good Times.
Any time you need a friend.
Good Times.
Any time you're out from under.

Not getting hastled, not getting hustled.
Keepin' your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.

Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin' and surviving.
Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line
Good Times.
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good Times.

[GDC]

http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs13/jjbig.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

yeah good times bsg

[dolemitesooner]

I own this site

[OklahomaTrombone]

If you own this site than I'm cancelling my subscription...I don't pay dumbasses.

[dolemitesooner]

If you own this site than I'm cancelling my subscription...I don't pay dumbasses.
sweet

and can i get a

TOP OF THte page IN THE it MOTHER freinds

[Sooner_Bob]

ZANG!!

[dolemitesooner]

boom

[dolemitesooner]

ok well this thread is my new home ....consider it my pm box if you need somehting just post

[OklahomaTrombone]

Yeah....can you go ahead and stop posting.

[dolemitesooner]

Yeah....can you go ahead and stop posting.
no sir :hmfic:

[dolemitesooner]

ok see you al in the mourning

[OklahomaTrombone]

you're going inside Alonzo Mourning?

gross.

[GottaHavePride]

you're going inside Alonzo Mourning?

gross.
No, he said he'd see Al in the morning. Which seems like a fairly scary prospect o me.

[GDC]

yoda bady boda

[bri]

Jaysus, I leave for a few days and you people let freakin' DOLEMITE in here?

That's it. You're all dead to me.

[dolemitesooner]

dolemite in the hizzy

[dolemitesooner]

by the way bri I love your ****ing avatar man. That got me all teary eyed when i saw it

[colleyvillesooner]

ugh

[dolemitesooner]

o man this thread is the suck

[Czar Soonerov]

I don't post in here anymore, it's tainted with dolemite residue.

[GDC]

Actually, I'm thinking dolemite is a troll of one of the inner circle bigwigs around here :texan:

[David Earl]

Even the trolls have trolls around here.

[dolemitesooner]

i aint no trool

[dolemitesooner]

Good mourning It . You have no idea how long I have been waiting to say that.

[bri]

Actually, I'm thinking dolemite is a troll of one of the inner circle bigwigs around here :texan:
Nope.

I met the fella. And he ain't one of us. :D

[Ike]

Nope.

I met the fella. And he ain't one of us. :D
you mean Dolemite is the 4th person on SF.com?

[dolemitesooner]

Nope.

I met the fella. And he ain't one of us. :D
What in the hell does that mean bri... :D

[dolemitesooner]

Nope.

I met the fella. And he ain't one of us. :D
Also in my defense I was uber drunk when you met me ;)

[Sooner_Bob]

I met the fella. And he ain't one of us. :D


Ouch . . . :P

[bri]

What in the hell does that mean bri... :D
I was just trying to convince gdc that you're a real live boy, and not an Untouchable. :D

[jreed13]

So.... whose troll am I?

[GDC]

I was just trying to convince gdc that you're a real live boy, and not an Untouchable. :D

I'm just paranoid ever since the Enrico Affair. :texan:

[bri]

I can tell, man. I come back from my posting vacation, and you're convinced everyone is someone else.

I worry about you, buddy. ;)

[SelmaBamaFan]

Who the hell let dolemite in here???


Dammit...

[GDC]

I can tell, man. I come back from my posting vacation, and you're convinced everyone is someone else.

I worry about you, buddy. ;)

You mean they're not?
:texan:

[dolemitesooner]

Who the hell let dolemite in here???


Dammit...
yermom did .....stab him ;)

[dolemitesooner]

http://www.platinumabba.com/Assets/Platinum%20ABBA.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

Argh! My EYES!

[David Earl]

3:17

[GottaHavePride]

4:30

[David Earl]

Time in a bottle

[GDC]

:texan:

[bri]

http://www.allsports.com/store/images/items/011/011_1000-7010A.jpg

[David Earl]

till then we don't do nothin'

[Sooner_Bob]

nuthin' I say . . .

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

Weekly check in.

So how is everyone doing?

[jreed13]

:-/

[proud gonzo]

Weekly check in.

So how is everyone doing?

meh.
looks like IT's crawling along like usual.

[David Earl]

Crawling on its knees begging for mercy...

[bri]

...or money for crack.

[dolemitesooner]

crawling ...heh... since i got here its standing on its hind legs

[ouflak]

*bump*

[David Earl]

baaaa rumpump

[GDC]

:texan:

[dolemitesooner]

:eek:

[yermom]

there goes the neighborhood

again

[dolemitesooner]

there goes the neighborhood

again
yep you should qiut telling me how to get in ...noob

[SoonerW¡ll]

I'm in! Thanks yermom!

[David Earl]

:)

[dolemitesooner]

I'm in! Thanks yermom!
:eek:

[dolemitesooner]

David earl do you live in this thread

[Scott D]

this thread should die now that dolomite got in.

[dolemitesooner]

this thread should die now that dolomite got in.
tHATS WHAT i WANT DIE DIE ide

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.ascendancy.net/tribalwar/DieThreadDie.jpg

[David Earl]

:eek:

[colleyvillesooner]

:mack:

[David Earl]

Yuppers and yupparoosky!

[GDC]

:texan:

[GottaHavePride]

Yarrrrr.

[dolemitesooner]

Quack

[dolemitesooner]

Afflack

[dolemitesooner]

Afflack

[Beef]

Ben?

[colleyvillesooner]

I always thought they should of had Ben Affleck in one of those Aflac commercials. Imagine the possibilities!

[David Earl]

I love me some of that AFLAC duck commercials.

[Howzit]

Is there a long term goal of the IT? An IT Mission Statement?

[David Earl]

Is there a long term goal of the IT? An IT Mission Statement?

I defy anybody to define a specific mission statement that would encompass all the posts on this thread. I don't mean some general "be random" type mission, I mean a specific description.

[Howzit]

How 'bout The mission of this thread shall be to demonstrate, display and encompass the geekiness, the quirkiness, and the goofyness that is South Oval.

[David Earl]

How 'bout The mission of this thread shall be to demonstrate, display and encompass the geekiness, the quirkiness, and the goofyness that is South Oval.

Well, that's pretty general, but it sums the matter up quite well.

[GDC]

I like it. :texan:

[Beef]

:eddie:

[colleyvillesooner]

:les:

[GDC]

:meat:

[David Earl]

Mmm. Beefy.

[proud gonzo]

TOTP? BOTP?? MOTP?!??

[GottaHavePride]

Hey, a hundy more and we're at 3,000.

[proud gonzo]

http://www.globaleffects.com/C_pages/Rental/Wardrobe/Armor/Period/Gauntlets/15thcGauntlet_hi.jpg
[snooty french accent]CHALLENGE!![/french]

[dolemitesooner]

heh

[proud gonzo]

http://home.yermom.com:8000/calvin.JPG was http://www.bildreaktor.de/data/media/3/terror_hamster.jpg http://recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/misc/ampersand.gifhttp://www.starwars-saga.de/bilder/Archiv/V/Vader.jpghttp://www.philsfishmarket.com/Images/smelt.jpgofhttp://www.cornhillnursery.com/images/thisweek/2003/09_04_03/elderberries.jpg!

[proud gonzo]

http://www.rktekt.com/ck/im/Illus/Eye.jpghttp://home.satx.rr.com/maylay/fart.jpghttp://www.squiresmithinn.com/images/entrance.jpgyourhttp://www.angelfire.com/ca3/4thillinoiscavalry/images/GeneralSherman.gifhttp://www.hollywoodcultmovies.com/assets/images/AdamWest1.jpg

[proud gonzo]

too vague, huh? :D

[David Earl]

I never was good at that stuff.

[dolemitesooner]

http://www.rktekt.com/ck/im/Illus/Eye.jpghttp://home.satx.rr.com/maylay/fart.jpghttp://www.squiresmithinn.com/images/entrance.jpgyourhttp://www.angelfire.com/ca3/4thillinoiscavalry/images/GeneralSherman.gifhttp://www.hollywoodcultmovies.com/assets/images/AdamWest1.jpg
Do you want me to get pissed?? :mad: :mad:

[colleyvillesooner]

.

[GDC]

Do you want me to get pissed?? :mad: :mad:

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail059.jpg


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[GottaHavePride]

http://www.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/2001-04-30/goaway.jpg
http://www.dreamworlds.org/images/Copper%20Ore%20Crystals.JPG
http://www.jjtc.com/Gallery/gilligans%20eye-land.jpg
http://www.tongaturismo.info/pictures/Sea%20shell%20large.jpg
http://www.manaraefan.ndo.co.uk/pics/Taunt%20your%20enemy.jpghttp://www.southpenquite.co.uk/ewe.jpg
http://www.bandshots.com/SHOTS/MUNCHABA/MUNCHHALLOW102702/image/two_times.jpg

[proud gonzo]

http://www.orthoteers.co.uk/Nrujp~ij33lm/Images9/surgknee1.jpg!

[proud gonzo]

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~neils/africa/images/animals/gnu.jpg

[proud gonzo]

no, no.
http://www.sshs57.com/photos/JPEGS/2002Images/05May%202002/May10/Sierra%20knee.JPG

[proud gonzo]

http://www.seaworld.org/AnimalBytes/images/wildebeest.gif

[dolemitesooner]

Dmant I HvE No IDEA whAt yOu aLL ARe sAYiNg

sOMEoNE plEZ tRANslate

[GottaHavePride]

OK, the one that starts with a pic of yermom means "Your mother (yermom) was a hamster and your father (darth vader = Luke, I am your father) smelt (those fish are smelt) of elderberries"

The one starting with an eyeball means "I fart in your general (sherman) direction (Adam West, West = direction)"

then mine was "Go away or I shall (shell) taunt you (ewe) a second time."

Then gonzo followed with the classic "Ni!" "Noo!" "No, no, you're not sayiing it right. It's Ni." "Er, Noo!" (Knee and gnu pictures).

It's a bunch of Monty Python and the Holy grail.

[dolemitesooner]

lol...gottcha ...I thoght she was saying somthing bad about batman.
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32336&highlight=batman

[proud gonzo]

http://www.naturegrid.org.uk/gallery/yew.jpghttp://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/m/must/must.jpghttp://images.allrecipes.com/global/features/1078.jpghttp://www.facewest.co.uk/Products%20pages/Camping/sleeping%20bags/sleeping%20bags%20images/down%20bird.jpgthehttp://trojspolek.andulka.cz/joxer.jpghttp://www.aerobatics.ws/GEI/images/MONGOLIA/larch_588x900.gifhttp://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~mcclendon/Bogalusa/Bogalusa%20Story/images/Pine%20Tree%20Inn%20-%20page%2095-100-sm.jpgthehttp://www.nikonet.or.jp/spring/sanae/cg/psd/img/forest.jpgwiiiiiiiiith..........http://www.sea-ex.com/recreational1/images/steve-giant%20herring.jpg!




http://www.nd.edu/~pmadrid/leopold.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

oK i GOT THIS ONE ITS:

Tree and Three guys cutting bird a crazy guy tree in forsest with fish.


Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!

[proud gonzo]

closer than you think.... :D

[GottaHavePride]

OK, seriously, can we get a giant flashing avatar for gonzo that says Huge Nerd? I'm thinking something along seizurebot lines...

[dolemitesooner]

closer than you think.... :D
Really I was just throwin some **** out there.

[proud gonzo]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=618910&postcount=26 :confused:

[GottaHavePride]

Poo flinging?

http://www.cites.org/gallery/speciespics/chimpanzee.jpg

[proud gonzo]

FPOMF?

[yermom]

CDIAB?

[David Earl]

I don't know if I should say this or not... Oh, forget it!

[Ike]

poop on you.

[proud gonzo]

I don't know if I should say this or not... Oh, forget it!

Oh DO tell... :D

[David Earl]

Oh DO tell...

Well, okay.

I sorta need to trim my fingernails. I mean, not really bad or anything. They're just a little long.

And I'm bitterly sorry about that.

[Sooner_Bob]

Hello IT . . . typing right after lifting weights feels kinda funky.

[dolemitesooner]

pooooo poo

[proud gonzo]

pooooo poo

sending up a SBiB beacon?

[dolemitesooner]

:dolemite:

[GDC]

:meat:

[proud gonzo]

http://omb.uoregon.edu/Sights%20and%20Sounds/pictures.02/November%202%20game%20day/scary.duck.JPG

[GottaHavePride]

Wait, where'd the picture of Tron Guy go?

[dolemitesooner]

I don't know and I don't care.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Wait...I thought :dolemite: was the tron guy?

[David Earl]

I really like the word "river" and the word "corn". I don't know why.

[colleyvillesooner]

:mack:

[GottaHavePride]

I really like the word "river" and the word "corn". I don't know why.
Really? Dave chappelle reminded me of one of the funniest phrases ever today. Mud-butt.

[dolemitesooner]

River corn?

[GottaHavePride]

That's gotta be better than a corn river. Which may be synonymous with "mud-butt".

[David Earl]

Remember the old song?

She walked through the CORN Leading down to the RIVER
Her hair shines like gold in the hot morning son
She took all the love that this poor boy could give 'er
And left me to die like a fox on the run

[jreed13]

:jreed:

[GottaHavePride]

:GHP:

[OklahomaTrombone]

:poop:

[yermom]

:mudbutt:

[dolemitesooner]

:saltine:

[David Earl]

increase volume lightly

[dolemitesooner]

:DOLEMITE:

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

My IT monthly check in.

So how is everyone?

[Sooner_Bob]

This thing is still going strong I see . . .

[colleyvillesooner]

My IT monthly check in.

So how is everyone?

Good, You?

<--- waiting one month for response ;)

[Paperclip]

Man, this thread has a lot of replies.

[Beef]

This thing is still going strong I see . . .
Not the word I would use. :mack: :eddie:

[Ike]

:D

[Veritas]

Thank God for my ability to remember the sum of 159^2 and the numerals in the model name of my first car, a 1983 Datsun sports car.

[David Earl]

I remembered a number one time.

[GDC]

:meat:

[dolemitesooner]

heh

[dolemitesooner]

Is this thread dead?

[proud gonzo]

hmm, i kept seeing more posts on this thread over the past few days when i was at my parents house (with no IT bookmarked)--good thing i didn't miss anything important. or entertaining.

:D

[proud gonzo]

Is this thread dead?
slightly less dead than your brain.

[David Earl]

Brain cells die all the time. It ain't no thang. Unless you're critically short on critical mass like me. :D

[dolemitesooner]

slightly less dead than your brain.
Why do you hate me? I love you. I want you to be the mother of my children.
What do I need to do to make you love me? :O

[David Earl]

If you love somebody leave them completely alone. If they go and come back, they never were not somebody anyway. If they don't, then either way, you lose.

[dolemitesooner]

If you love somebody leave them completely alone. If they go and come back, they never were not somebody anyway. If they don't, then either way, you lose.
Yeah uhh what he said.... :D

[proud gonzo]

Why do you hate me?
Hate you? nah, if i hated you i would have said something more like, "no, but i wish YOU were."


I love you. join the club. supa


I want you to be the mother of my children.you? reproduce?? :eek: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
good lord, the world doesn't need any miniature misspelling, white rapping, beynoceneooyyeoeeee calling, texass pimpin, little green men running around. ;)


What do I need to do to make you love me? :ODo a uniquely dolemite dance to some catchy foreign pop song in a crowded public place while wearing tighty whities, leprechaun socks and shoes, your pimpin' hat, a cape, a hot pink feather boa, and a crapload of mardi gras beads. Then you might have a chance (but I make no promises)


oh, and I'm gonna need that on video. :D


TIA

[GottaHavePride]

I'm staying away from this thread for a few days now...

;)

[dolemitesooner]

Do a uniquely dolemite dance to some catchy foreign pop song in a crowded public place while wearing tighty whities, leprechaun socks and shoes, your pimpin' hat, a cape, a hot pink feather boa, and a crapload of mardi gras beads. Then you might have a chance (but I make no promises)


oh, and I'm gonna need that on video. :D


TIA
done!!!!!!!!!!!

[GDC]

:texan:

[proud gonzo]

done!!!!!!!!!!!

link?

[leavingthezoo]

ohwatadeeusaaaaaaaaaaaay

[proud gonzo]

bu--HUH?

[leavingthezoo]

omosaywha-ahsayidunno

[Scott D]

http://sargman.freehomepage.com/images/dole.jpg

[proud gonzo]

lol

[leavingthezoo]

http://sargman.freehomepage.com/images/dole.jpg

that gets funnier and funnier the longer you stare at it

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

why are dolemite's pants under his armpits?

[Scott D]

those are his gangsta nursing home pimp clothes.

[GottaHavePride]

The sad part is that the "Waht are you listening to now?" thread is twice as long as this one. And probably twice as funny.

[proud gonzo]

probably so. we don't have GWAR wars in here

[GDC]

heh, GWAR :texan:

[leavingthezoo]

elvis?

[OklahomaTrombone]

costello?

[leavingthezoo]

abbott?

[Czar Soonerov]

mutt?

[Czar Soonerov]

jeff?

[David Earl]

I accidentally got pickle juice on a small cut during lunch.

[Veritas]

lebowski?

[OklahomaTrombone]

Farva?

[Stanley1]

Beans?

[proud gonzo]

George Wendt?

[Scott D]

John Ratzenberger?

[OklahomaTrombone]

S0

[OklahomaTrombone]

Post numba.3000

[OklahomaTrombone]

TOTP, Eye Teers.

[proud gonzo]

i have to pee. just thought y'all should know.

[Ike]

wow...I can't believe I let post #6000 slip by without posting the obligatory postcount thread.

I suck.