[OklahomaTrombone]

Paul "Anal Bear" Bryant

[Beef]

anal instigator.....ewwww!

[Howzit]

There was a shift in the ITs' plates.

ITsunami!

[DCSooner]

Anal sunami!!!!! TAKE COVER!!!

[Beef]

Anal sunami!!!!! TAKE COVER!!!
The ****s really flowin now.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Aunt anal flo

[yermom]

Anal Warts?

[Ike]

ooh...beano made it more difficult to get into IT.

[DCSooner]

Anal Beano.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Beef]

I'm sure I won't be able to get in here before to long. Damn anal administrators.

[Howzit]

Just ask yermom. He'll tell anybody.

:D

[Beef]

heh.

[DCSooner]

Just ask yermom. He'll tell anybody.

:D
Loose anus sinks ships.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Anal heh.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

anal sack abcess

abcess and recess... so close and yet soooo far.

[Howzit]

anal sack abcess

Great. Just as I took a bit of my previously yummy sammich, prepared with love by...well...me.

[OklahomaTrombone]

anal basket.

[DCSooner]

As in:

Don't put all of your *** in one anal basket


SECOND TOP OF THE ANAL PAGE!!

[DCSooner]

Hello?

[DCSooner]

Captains log, 10 minutes have lapsed. No repsonse.

[DCSooner]

Still, nuthin.

[OklahomaTrombone]

So....what "big" thing does dolemite have planned....is he going to post the eyetee up to when he could no longer get in?

[instigator]

anal instigator.....ewwww!
You don't want to know...

[DCSooner]

No, we don't.

[OklahomaTrombone]

anal dolemite...sounds like a "lemiwinks" sort of thing...

[DCSooner]

anal lemiwinks?

[OklahomaTrombone]

anal lemiwinks?

thats a little redundant...sort of like saying...

"dolemite is retarded"

:texan:

[Howzit]

Or DC is a rumphumper.

[DCSooner]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

***breathe*****

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Howzit]

I'M TELLIN YOU WHAT! HOOOOOWEEEEE!

[Sooner_Bob]

This thread has the squirts.

[SelmaBamaFan]

anal anal

[bri]

Anal gah.

[1stTimeCaller]

analogy?

[instigator]

Dolemite can't kill it, but DC can. :confused: :D

[instigator]

Lana fixes sex, if anal.

[Beef]

Lana fixes sex, if anal.
Very nice!

[1stTimeCaller]

lanas racecars anal

[SelmaBamaFan]

Did instigator just reply to himself?

[ultimatesooner1]

it is getting tricky to get in here

[SelmaBamaFan]

Yes it is :D

[Sooner_Bob]

Tricky mctrickster.

[instigator]

Did instigator just reply to himself?
It feels like a no with a bit of yessy aftertaste.

[yermom]

heh

[OklahomaTrombone]

I AM DONE!!!!

[daMentor]

anal post count padders

[Czar Soonerov]

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5yasv6 63 38 c9u169 59 up 2 ts ie0612 83ba ie d7 6q03og 6e 5k 3y

[yermom]

*****

Top. Page. Beyonces.

[afs]

Just ask yermom. He'll tell anybody.

:D
a few years ago yermom helped me break into IT 3. that technique still works to this day.

[colleyvillesooner]

yermom is getting outed like a mother ****er

[Howzit]

I'm just giving yermom a hard time. A while back I tried to give dolemite a couple of hints without telling him because he was so ****ing pathetic I felt sorry for him.

Then he posted my PMs, and now I have learned to embrace the fact that he is so ****ing pathetic. I revel in his ****ing patheticity. dolemite is ****ing pathetic state of the art.

Bless his heart.

[instigator]

I'm just giving yermom a hard time. A while back I tried to give dolemite a couple of hints without telling him because he was so ****ing pathetic I felt sorry for him.

Then he posted my PMs, and now I have learned to embrace the fact that he is so ****ing pathetic. I revel in his ****ing patheticity. dolemite is ****ing pathetic state of the art.

Bless his heart.
Nice verbage!! :hmfic:

[bri]

Every time dolemite posts, I get this mental image of him wearing a hockey helmet with "dolemite" written across the front of it and straining against his harness...

[Howzit]

...and chocolate all over his face.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Everytime dolmite posts it makes me sad in my pants.

[bri]

...and chocolate all over his face.
He's the de-vil!!!

[yermom]

a few years ago yermom helped me break into IT 3. that technique still works to this day.

heh, i don't remember that, it's possible though

i don't think i was on the board at that time yet

[yermom]

wow, this place be dead

[Beef]

It's almost go time now.

[bri]

Well, dolemite hasn't done anything scoff-worthy in a while. :D

[Sooner_Bob]

This is still funny. (http://www.misternicehands.com/)

[DCSooner]

Damn that is good stuff.

[instigator]

Wicked Awesome!

[OklahomaTrombone]

whew...I feel better..

[instigator]

**** ****!!!!11

[instigator]

http://www.geektron.com/smilies/umno.gif

[Sooner_Bob]

I had my youngest going around the house pulling her finger . . . :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

YOU ARE SUCH A BAD PARENT!!!!!1111


YOU HAVE TAUGHT YOUR CHILDREN HOW TO MAKE FARTING NOISES!!!11!!1

TO HEEL YOU GO!!!11!!!!!

[David Earl]

27

[OklahomaTrombone]

72

[jk the sooner fan]

i havent been in here in awhile....but after having returned, i suddenly remembered why i stopped reading this thread

[David Earl]

72

9x3

vs

9x8

The difference between 3 & 8 is 5. Get it?

[instigator]

No. Edumicate me please. :P

[Czar Soonerov]

http://img1.vunct.net/albums/m_d/hoponpopstar.jpg
-modified_dangler

[Sooner_Bob]

YOU ARE SUCH A BAD PARENT!!!!!1111


YOU HAVE TAUGHT YOUR CHILDREN HOW TO MAKE FARTING NOISES!!!11!!1

TO HEEL YOU GO!!!11!!!!!


:D

[David Earl]

No. Edumicate me please. :P

It means I finally got the $ from that Nigerian general. Now I'm wealthy! :texan:

[instigator]

It means I finally got the $ from that Nigerian general. Now I'm wealthy! :texan:
Sweet! My cashiers check is on the way. He's buying my car for $3500, but sending $27,000. :D

[Sooner_Bob]

It means I finally got the $ from that Nigerian general. Now I'm wealthy! :texan:


You should write a book about your experience. Just think of the extra $$$

[bri]

Big bucks, big bucks, no Whammy...

http://www.topiclink.com/gameshows/images/pressyourluck2.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

That was more effort than I needed. I'll just bookmark this 'un.

[Czar Soonerov]

http://img158.exs.cx/img158/6391/bripostpad4pk.jpg

[instigator]

Ahh the whammy. Anyone remember the guy that cheated that game show?

[instigator]

Michael Larson. I watched a show on documentary on how he beat the game a while back.

http://gscentral.net/larsen.htm

http://www.xanfan.com/pressyourluck/larson.htm

[bri]

He didn't cheat it. He just pwned it. :D

[OklahomaTrombone]

Heh.

That rocked.

[yermom]

why didn't i think of that?!

[instigator]

You're right. It wasn't actually cheating. That was pretty damn impressive. I believe he's dead now though and lost all the money long before his death.

[Sooner_Bob]

http://www.xanfan.com/pressyourluck/M-LARSON.JPG

[yermom]

You're right. It wasn't actually cheating. That was pretty damn impressive. I believe he's dead now though and lost all the money long before his death.

did the Whammys get him?

i don't remember hearing anything about him dying, didn't seem like he was that old....

[GottaHavePride]

did the Whammys get him?

i don't remember hearing anything about him dying, didn't seem like he was that old....
they contracted the job out. The Underpants Gnomes got him. Apparently that was Step 2.

[proud gonzo]

hehehe..... :D

[bri]

That's where the profit comes from, I suppose...

[leavingthezoo]

i wish i wasn't too good natured to start a riot. [shrug]

[bri]

Don't worry, "good natured" wears off eventually.

I mean, I used to be the nicest guy you'd ever know. Now, I make people weep into various flaky pastry dishes for my cruel amusement...:D

[proud gonzo]

hehehe

Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

[leavingthezoo]

right now i have a sudden urge to go around ankle cracking a few on the board.

but that would be inappropriate behavior. :(

[bri]

"Inappropriate"? We're SPONSORS! We're above the law!!! :D

Besides, if it really bugs you that much, do what the rest of us do: Make a troll handle. ;)

[proud gonzo]

hehehe

[leavingthezoo]

that's funny. funny hehe, not funny haha.

i'd suck at trollness i think. i'd get confused and have a nervous break down... then i start yelling BRI'S HAIR SPEAKS TO ME or something. see... it just continues to plummet from there.

[proud gonzo]

on a side note--GHP just walked past my door and did the numanuma dance...

[proud gonzo]

:D

[leavingthezoo]

bet that numbed your brain :P

[bri]

i'd suck at trollness i think. i'd get confused and have a nervous break down... then i start yelling BRI'S HAIR SPEAKS TO ME or something. see... it just continues to plummet from there.
So, you'd fit right in with the current state of the board...

[leavingthezoo]

So I says to Mabel, I says, "Why are you trying to mop the floor with a cat?", and then Mabel says, "Because I can't take the fish out of their bowls", and I said, "Well I guess that makes sense."

[leavingthezoo]

you mean your hair does a lot of talking?

[proud gonzo]

hey, i have a joke:

what's the difference between an orange?

A vest because it has no sleeves!!!

[proud gonzo]

hey, we haven't tried a seizure bot/crazy flashy thing incursion yet...

[bri]

It won't shut up. Drives me crazy.

You shoulda been there when I got it all cut off last Saturday. Screaming and crying like a wee little baby...

[leavingthezoo]

hear that clunk? hysterical fall out of chair moment.

um, in response to the orange/vest joke.

[leavingthezoo]

yeah bri, but at least you're never lonely. weird, but not lonely. ;)

[proud gonzo]

i don't know who moved the thread..... (well, i've got a good idea).....but i wish to thank them profusely :D


hehehe

[leavingthezoo]

and i shall add my thanks in a copious manner too!

what thread? hehe

[OklahomaTrombone]

ahh...the joy that is safeness.

[proud gonzo]

hey, do you hear that?


it's the sound of singular punctuation!

[instigator]

Oh that thread was going to be the death of me.

[instigator]

did the Whammys get him?

i don't remember hearing anything about him dying, didn't seem like he was that old....
Yeah the gnomes broke in to his house and stole $40,000 in $1 bills. :eek:


Michael lost of all of his money quickly, including $40,000 in one dollar bills that was stolen from his home shortly after the episode aired. At the time of his death in 1999, Michael was on the run from the law, and many members of his family weren't speaking to him.

[proud gonzo]

fascinating

[yermom]

wow

what was he planning with 40,000 $1 bills? :eek:

[David Earl]

I hate when that happens.

[colleyvillesooner]

That was gonna be one hell of a trip to the Strip Club

[yermom]

:D

[instigator]

That was gonna be one hell of a trip to the Strip Club
I've had worse nights at those places. :D

[yermom]

worse than $40K :eek:

[David Earl]

favor of quibbling

[Stanley1]

Hello chickenfry.....

[David Earl]

Hello chickenfry.....

Chickenfry served up in the dusty villages of Mahbubnagar is not your friend, let me tell you.

[proud gonzo]

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/nal/what.h1.jpg

[David Earl]

Dude, that is so weird yet so profound.

[Stanley1]

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/nal/what.h1.jpg

I'd tell ya.....but I'd have to kill ya.

[yermom]

:confused:

[David Earl]

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/nal/what.h1.jpg

This may well be post of the year.

[bri]

hey, do you hear that?


it's the sound of singular punctuation!
It's so AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't it awesome, you guys??????????????????

[yermom]

its' aWESOME

[OUinFLA]

What's awesome is that this thread now has over 2600 posts, and the entrance ways are getting smaller and smaller.

Beano: will you be satisfied when there is absolutly no way to enter this thread?

Might make you qualified for "the greatest thread ender of all time" award.
:D

[bri]

It's like that game Inner Circle, where the further you advance, the fewer openings there are for you to get to...

[OUinFLA]

It's like that game Inner Circle, where the further you advance, the fewer openings there are for you to get to...

The only Inner Circle I am allowed to enter is the bathroom..........usually once a day.

[OklahomaTrombone]

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/nal/what.h1.jpg

That is both divine and profound.

[daMentor]

What's awesome is that this thread now has over 2600 posts, and the entrance ways are getting smaller and smaller.

Beano: will you be satisfied when there is absolutly no way to enter this thread?

Might make you qualified for "the greatest thread ender of all time" award.
:D
heh.. There will never be no way as long as it still remains open to regular registered users to view it and it's not deleted etc.etc..

EDIT: OMG I just got the top of page 89 woot!

[yermom]

never say never :D

[Sooner51]

back doe little joe...

[Ike]

heh.. There will never be no way as long as it still remains open to regular registered users to view it and it's not deleted etc.etc..

EDIT: OMG I just got the top of page 89 woot!
nope. I am at the top of page 67. so you are wrong! :D

[David Earl]

It's snowing in West Texas today.

[Scott D]

heh, this thread is still around eh

[colleyvillesooner]

.

[daMentor]

It's snowing in West Texas today.
Does that mean that hell just froze over?

[David Earl]

Does that mean that hell just froze over?

Some would put West Texas in that category.

[bri]

More likely, it just means it's a day that ends in "-y".

[DCSooner]

No snow Pastor.

[proud gonzo]

http://freehost04.websamba.com/dlazechk/ch871215.jpg

[Stanley1]

Anything exciting going on in here?

[OklahomaTrombone]

nope...but if you work hard you could hit da 1k....

[Stanley1]

nope...but if you work hard you could hit da 1k....

I haven't given enough thought to my speech. Besides.....I think hitting 1k on my bday would be quite the accomplishment, so that is my goal.

[daMentor]

I must have the lowest post count of anyone that posts in this thread. YAH!

[Ike]

:texan:

[leavingthezoo]

i hear thunder. :(

[David Earl]

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/nal/what.h1.jpg

I just want to direct everybody's attention again to this post because it is the best post ever.

[Sooner_Bob]

So where's all this snow we were supposed to get?

[David Earl]

Ever!

[Sooner_Bob]

Time to hit the road . . . ya'll be good.

[yermom]

I just want to direct everybody's attention again to this post because it is the best post ever.

Japan bombs Pearl Harbor!!! :D

[David Earl]

Time to hit the road . . . ya'll be good.

Dude, don't hurt your knuckles.

[David Earl]

Japan bombs Pearl Harbor!!!

Again?! Man, looks like they would have learned better the first time.

[David Earl]

I don't get it? The news websites don't have anything on this act of aggression.

[David Earl]

Anybody here from Hawaii? Is everybody okay out there?

[David Earl]

!!??

[yermom]

heh

[David Earl]

I heard they used ZERO fighters to attack.

[Sexy Sooner Angel]

I haven't checked in here in awhile. So how is everyone doin'?

Sweet! TOTP BEYONCES!!!

[David Earl]

We just learned that Japan sent ZERO fighters and bombed Hawaii today. We're all taking it pretty rough.

[Sooner51]

http://www.tigersweat.com/images/anim10.jpg

[yermom]

he's on a roll :D

[proud gonzo]

Now all I can think about is your smile
And that ****ty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked
And I miss you
Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you

[Veritas]

Jeez. I leave for a couple of weeks and you remove my portal to the IT (the Post Count link). I have to spend a whole 5 minutes getting back in. I WANT MY 5 MINUTES BACK DAMN YOU.

[proud gonzo]

hey, i want my 5 seconds back from reading your complaining post! ;)

[Veritas]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

There ya be.

[OUinFLA]

I have wasted a lot more than 5 minutes reading this thread.
DE: are you somewhat bored today?

[Beef]

Is it baseball season yet?

[bri]

AREA BETWEEN THE TOP AND THE BOTTOM (OFTEN CALLED 'THE MIDDLE') OF THE PAGE, BEYONCES!!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!

[Sooner_Bob]

Just passin' through . . . :D

[jdsmith]

anyone have any additional information about this attack on Hawaii?

[Cam]

What is the infatuation with the top o the page ****?

Since everybody can set their number of posts per page, Bri's is actually totp # 68. Yet for him, it's the middle of what, 86, 87?

[Sooner_Bob]

Heh.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Heh.

[Cam]

I've been kind of hanging back the last few weeks, so I probably missed something. I tend to miss A LOT of inside jokes around here.

[OklahomaTrombone]

People just started doing it..and then adding all sorts of things to it...and then started the acronyms. Then a few people, myself included, tried to get as many bottom of the pages as possible. Kinda like an assist.

I was kinda hoping it would stop soon....

[David Earl]

No camel butter necessary.

[Ike]

hopefully, no duck butter either

[David Earl]

Ain't never milked no duck.

[GottaHavePride]

And again, MOTPB!

[GottaHavePride]

Er, POTPT?

[instigator]

Bleek!

[David Earl]

Blieq

[Czar Soonerov]

I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?

[colleyvillesooner]

ON

[colleyvillesooner]

MY

[colleyvillesooner]

WAY

[colleyvillesooner]

TO THE

[colleyvillesooner]

TOTPB!

sorry, that last page was asking for it. :D

[daMentor]

quadruple posting = loser :D

[David Earl]

hello Mark, if you're out there somewhere...

[proud gonzo]

...so might i ask what the brouhaha on SO is? I think i missed it all (and I should probably be happy about that) but now i'm kinda curious who's been wreaking havoc and why

[bri]

...I wouldn't say you've been "missing" it, Bob...

[OklahomaTrombone]

I blame whitey.

[GottaHavePride]

DOWN WITH WHITEY!


Wait a minute... Whitey is ME!

[daMentor]

KILL WHITEY!

Seriously, I sorta "missed" it too. What the hell happened? The most I can get out of things is that someone kept bumping up Beanos threads, or maybe just made a bunch of useless threads? I don't know.

[daMentor]

...I wouldn't say you've been "missing" it, Bob...
lmao.. damn that's a funny movie. I've worked for a couple of places like that.

[David Earl]

One time, there was this armadillo, and now he's dead and stuff.

[saucysoonergal]

Wow, people are still posting in here...

[colleyvillesooner]

yep

[Sooner_Bob]

Serenity now!!!

[Beef]

maybe just made a bunch of useless threads?
nu uh!

[GottaHavePride]

In here I can hide from the n00bs...

kill thz n00bs plz kthnx

[David Earl]

cancel all orders for stemless mushrooms

[bri]

hI! WE rIde bIkeZ aNd DrINk bEEr aNd dO GUy sTUfF! WEERE wAy CooL, yO!!!!

gah.

[colleyvillesooner]

:texan:

[proud gonzo]

Gah

[Sooner_Bob]

hI! WE rIde bIkeZ aNd DrINk bEEr aNd dO GUy sTUfF! WEERE wAy CooL, yO!!!!

gah.



:D

[David Earl]

Mahwehj

[Sooner_Bob]

Awwww yeah . . .

[Beef]

Is the whole gay telling the board what someone spekted you over with yet?

[Ike]

say wha?

[Sooner_Bob]

Nope, I think it is still going on.

[yermom]

well, crap.

we can add gdc to the list of people that can't get in here though :D

[NUSooner]

You know, it's not *that* hard to figure out how to get in here, I want to know what the fuss is about.

[Beef]

If I hadn't bookmarked it, I wouldn't be smart enough to get in here. Yeah. I'm smart.

[bri]

That's the glory of bookmarking; you only have to be clever once.

[daMentor]

That's the glory of bookmarking; you only have to be clever once.
Exactly! At work I actually have the thread ID memorized. So, I just get into it that way. heh pretty sad.

[daMentor]

TOTP Ownage Beyonces!

[Sooner_Bob]

L-uuuuckeeeee . . .

[colleyvillesooner]

GOSH!

[GottaHavePride]

ttt

[proud gonzo]

supa

[yermom]

i always confuse the guy marrying them in The Princess Bride with the guy in Space Balls

...in the bonds of holy MOLY!

[Ike]

OK! the short, short version!

Do you?
yeah
Do you?
yeah

good, your married, kiss her.

[David Earl]

It's an early... uh... I forgot what I was going to say.

[OklahomaTrombone]

Valentines day sucks.

[colleyvillesooner]

ditto

[Beef]

:eddie:

[David Earl]

:D

[David Earl]

:)

[David Earl]

;)

[David Earl]

:(

[David Earl]

:o

[David Earl]

:/

[David Earl]

<O(

[David Earl]

<O>:(*

[David Earl]

Shut up!

[David Earl]

:p

[David Earl]

::(

[David Earl]

(O):&