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Viking Kitten
10/26/2003, 05:19 PM
Orange on the field
Like a nasty vomit mess
Rashaun Woods goes down

Viking Kitten
10/26/2003, 05:33 PM
Pistol Pete appears
Sheep, nervous, scared, run away
Cowboys come to "play."

Viking Kitten
10/26/2003, 05:39 PM
Silent aggie fans
Leave Norman in cars and vans
Home to beat their wives

Widescreen
10/26/2003, 05:40 PM
OSU SUCKS BAD
SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS
OSU SUCKS BAD

Soonrboy
10/26/2003, 05:41 PM
Like a little bro
who wins a game now and then
time to slap him down

OUthunder
10/26/2003, 05:42 PM
Tatum O'Neil Bell
You Go To Hell
Not Taco Bell!

Soonrboy
10/26/2003, 05:42 PM
nice one widescreen

OUthunder
10/26/2003, 05:45 PM
The Teddy Lehman
Will Be Hangman
At oSu Bedlam

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/26/2003, 07:01 PM
Orange is for pumpkins

Carrots, jello, and fruit juice

It makes my eyes hurt

SuperSooner
10/26/2003, 07:01 PM
Cowpukes in Norman
Pain, blood, heartache, hopes shattered
by Sooner Magic

Years of frustration
welling. Burning like hot coals
Grilled poke anyone?

Wannabe, step-child
Tail trying to wag the dog
Ain't gonna happen

salth2o
10/26/2003, 07:34 PM
Pokes are for real
but get bitchslapped in Norman.
Tails tucked, they crawl home.

AZSOONER
10/26/2003, 07:51 PM
fields getting planted
saturday woods gets cut down
runningbacks bell rung.

SuperSooner
10/26/2003, 07:55 PM
It seems we need to define Haiku for some folks.

Five syllables
Seven syllables
Five syllables

For example:
I cannot believe
that seventeen syllables
are sufficient to...

OUthunder
10/26/2003, 07:57 PM
Pete get pistol-whipp
Fields get mowed
Miles are travelled
OU will bring wood

I_SMELL_FEAR
10/26/2003, 08:02 PM
yosemite sam
a good mascot does not make
laughing stock of state

Widescreen
10/26/2003, 08:04 PM
It seems we need to define Haiku for some folks.

Five syllables
Seven syllables
Five syllables

For example:
I cannot believe
that seventeen syllables
are sufficient to...

Yo SuperSooner
You think you are SuperSmart
Shut your big pie hole


just kidding. :cool:

SuperSooner
10/26/2003, 08:10 PM
Yo SuperSooner
You think you are SuperSmart
Shut your big pie hole


just kidding. :cool:

Nice haiku widescreen
My pie hole is laughing hard
Now kiss my big ***

just kidding :)

Soonerus
10/26/2003, 08:12 PM
Miles brain = slow lane;
Fields passing = lazy and "dying quail" if I had to name;
R Woods = pushes off by dang but will be tamed;
Pistol Pete = embarassing and inane....

william_brasky
10/26/2003, 08:17 PM
heads ripped from the necks
of orange clad stillwater boys
sooners insert poo

i tried...:)

william_brasky
10/26/2003, 08:34 PM
a psychological/historical haiku

pokes possess complex
like that of Napolean
here comes Waterloo

Giant Gollotta
10/26/2003, 08:45 PM
I once met a poke from stoolwater
claimed he had sex with his daughter
I said "that's not right"
"Did she put up a fight?"
Why would she, land thief, I'm her fodder.

I don't do Haiku.

william_brasky
10/26/2003, 09:39 PM
skoal rings on pockets
god awful font on unis
this is osu

Harris County Sooner
10/26/2003, 09:40 PM
Les Miles thinks he knows
What is the winning gambit?
Out of the question

william_brasky
10/26/2003, 10:08 PM
next o-state car flag
i encounter will be used
to clean post BM

Oldnslo
10/26/2003, 10:09 PM
Pay for the pizza
to remove from your front porch
the OSU grad

Dio
10/26/2003, 10:15 PM
Pumpkin patch bumpkins
Seventy-five times beaten
Still do not get it

Fans of the Sooners
The Seven Time Champions
Annoyed by sheep humps

Orange clad fools
Dismiss Stoops the Champion
And favor Leslie?

The Walk-on
10/26/2003, 10:17 PM
Orange flags, red cars
Many are these, no sign of
red flags, orange cars

Ambassador of Red
10/26/2003, 10:24 PM
The funny thing is
Dexter Manley can't read these.
Poke Education!

Partial Qualifier
10/26/2003, 10:26 PM
Check out Pistol Pete.
Couldn't think of something else?
He scares the children.

william_brasky
10/26/2003, 10:29 PM
at o-state they learn
of animal husbandry
watching pigs make love

Partial Qualifier
10/26/2003, 10:32 PM
Pokes: not the brightest
field built in wrong direction
Dexter Manley passed

Oldnslo
10/26/2003, 10:48 PM
Pokes don't understand
that football championships
take a full season

william_brasky
10/26/2003, 10:53 PM
i hate pokes so much
at work i play tricks on them
boogers in coffee :eek:

critical_phil
10/26/2003, 11:15 PM
The funny thing is
Dexter Manley can't read these.
Poke Education!

before reading this
i should have put on granny's
"Oops I Crapped My Pants"

william_brasky
10/26/2003, 11:26 PM
stillwater is whack
eskimo joe can suck it
those t-shirts are gay (nttawwt)

william_brasky
10/26/2003, 11:44 PM
poke girls "get around"
biggest hook-up fest of year
family reunion

bolo
10/26/2003, 11:51 PM
Miles unflappable
But black bedlam is here
Greener grass beckons

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 12:03 AM
poke fans come to game
not having to change clothes from
morning in deer stand

splum
10/27/2003, 12:17 AM
Pistol's not firing
Aggie factor will show up
Sooners reign supreme

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 12:25 AM
fancy poke wedding
catered by poke caterers
serve plates of calf fries

Czar Soonerov
10/27/2003, 12:29 AM
Unpaid cable bill
In a Stillwater trailer
Where's the tinfoil?

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 12:29 AM
when pokes score TD
fans wave to stupid school song
this week arms get rest

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 12:41 AM
poke fan in quick stop
requests some copenhagen
"anything else ma'am?"

RUF/NEK MAXX
10/27/2003, 12:52 AM
Cowpokes have a chance
just like a snowball in Hell
orange makes me throw up

RUF/NEK MAXX
10/27/2003, 12:54 AM
ev'ry trailer home
in oklahoma's empty
no titles this year

RUF/NEK MAXX
10/27/2003, 12:55 AM
can i use contractions to make the sylables fit the pattern?

critical_phil
10/27/2003, 01:09 AM
can i use contractions to make the sylables fit the pattern?


contractions are fine
making fun of aggies do
what the hell you please

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 01:15 AM
fat robert allen
spends too much time in bathroom
with les miles' photo

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 01:38 AM
poke fan gets haircut
to fit in with other pokes
requests a mullet

critical_phil
10/27/2003, 02:01 AM
alarm clock goes off
aggie's time to go to work
"welcome to Wal Mart"

Brasky7
10/27/2003, 04:26 AM
sheep stuck in a fence
for most ranchers, a nuisance
Cowpokes see cheap date

I_SMELL_FEAR
10/27/2003, 08:34 AM
dog runs with diaper

in mouth, around trailer house

Welcome to Stoolwater

I_SMELL_FEAR
10/27/2003, 08:37 AM
Im....writing...this....slow
so....les....miles.....can.....under....stand
Big.....12.....cellar.....calls

OklaUalum
10/27/2003, 09:40 AM
Les Miles talks
Interesting as dirt sandwich
buttscrew moron

RUF/NEK MAXX
10/27/2003, 09:53 AM
Les Miles talks
Interesting as dirt sandwich
buttscrew moron
you are a syllable short on the first and last and a syllable long on the middle one. but other than that, it is really funny. lol

Norm In Norman
10/27/2003, 10:04 AM
Orange makes me puke
Halloween comes too early
Stoops makes them silent

OklaUalum
10/27/2003, 10:07 AM
K, I admittedly am not up on my Haiku, so I'll edit it...

Les Miles drolling
akin to dirt sandwich
buttscrewing moron


How's that?

Norm In Norman
10/27/2003, 10:15 AM
Beating Texas Tech
Impresses the Sooner fans
OU by 20

Oldnslo
10/27/2003, 10:17 AM
OSU student
failed animal husbandry
pictures now on 'net

opksooner
10/27/2003, 10:37 AM
The only problem

with Haiku is that you just

get started and then....

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 10:53 AM
most common entry (in)
stillwater police blotter
involves livestock, booze

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 10:55 AM
special night on town
with girlfriend, poke wears sweatpants,
supersizes fries

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 11:27 AM
number 1 seller
in stoolwater music stores
billy ray cyrus

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 11:34 AM
poke floats air biscuit
puts wife's head under covers
such is o-state love

Soonerborn03
10/27/2003, 11:41 AM
yosemite sam
a good mascot does not make
laughing stock of state


you sound like Yoda :rolleyes:

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 12:28 PM
dog runs with diaper

in mouth, around trailer house

Welcome to Stoolwater

that one is awesome ismellfear

I_SMELL_FEAR
10/27/2003, 12:40 PM
that one is awesome ismellfear
thanks for the props, but your "copenhagen" is the best of the lot. IMO.

I_SMELL_FEAR
10/27/2003, 12:50 PM
man walks by in orange
"hey trashman you missed that cup"
oh you're here for game?

Mad Sooner
10/27/2003, 01:02 PM
when fourth quarter comes
bell fields and woods shall be broke
another poke choke

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 01:49 PM
pokes have good wrestling
which does not surprise me much
refer to photo

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/package.jpg

Mjcpr
10/27/2003, 01:54 PM
In the bed I pee,

When I'm sacred,

Unlike Saturday
--------------------
I suck at rhymin',

As you see,

Rhymin' sucks to me

Ike
10/27/2003, 02:46 PM
So this is more of a limerick....

In Poke-Town there arent any Lexus',
So for fun they take doggies for sex(es)
They may now be rated,
but the whole town's related
Stillwater should be in Texas.

Oldnslo
10/27/2003, 03:39 PM
Pat Jones always said,
"Git yer pie at Buy-n-bye!"
Can Les fill those shoes?

Oldnslo
10/27/2003, 04:41 PM
Heisman hopefuls, all
it's fun to be an aggie
until gametime comes

ouflak
10/27/2003, 06:15 PM
Three tobacco cuds
Just one more for the record
Uh oh, boyfriend's here...

He'll probably want
A big 'ole okie state kiss
*hack*, *spit*, *spit*, *spit*, *wipe*

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/27/2003, 08:07 PM
Les looks like Clinton

He moonlights on porno lines

Bob Stoops is hotter

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 11:00 PM
poke fans keep their hands
inside wrangler jean pockets
to keep crabs at bay

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 11:03 PM
poke male woos females
brags of his killer trailer,
rebel flag display

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 11:04 PM
mister lester miles
osu head football coach
likes young asian men

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 11:05 PM
poke go to dentist
for the regular visit
dentist faint from breath

william_brasky
10/27/2003, 11:07 PM
o-state cheerleaders
have to pull double duty
as scout team o-line

UncleCharlie
10/28/2003, 02:29 AM
Seymore takes the handoff
Cuts right and left then bulls forward
Woolfolk is a bloody mess

Hey this is fun...........

Blue
10/28/2003, 02:41 AM
Dumbass cant Haiku
Whaddaya know He's Ok. St.
Lick nuts Unc. Charlie

ou4me
10/28/2003, 02:50 AM
Hatred of Orange
Makes us not count sylables
Bad Haiku spews forth

william_brasky
10/28/2003, 06:12 PM
lost in thoughts of pigs,
bovine, sheep, and two-tone trucks
we find the aggie

william_brasky
10/28/2003, 06:18 PM
pokes visit norman
pokes hopeful; what is received
one severe beating

MikeInNorman
10/28/2003, 09:16 PM
Pride of Stoolwater:
Shiny new Dead Animal
Incinerator

MikeInNorman
10/28/2003, 09:18 PM
Hey, Gooner, it's the
Swine Research Facility
No longer Swine Barn

MikeInNorman
10/28/2003, 09:22 PM
Not even T. Boone
Has enough money to fix
Old rusting death trap

Alum81
10/28/2003, 10:52 PM
:D

bearcat_sooner
10/28/2003, 11:02 PM
must take a lester
and wipe my big fat miles
now to owen field

Czar Soonerov
11/1/2003, 02:46 AM
Les and the boys will
go home with tails between legs
Stoops wins number 8

Brasky7
11/1/2003, 04:56 AM
a kick in the crotch
is unanimous poke choice
than playing OU... :D

MikeInNorman
11/1/2003, 10:03 AM
"bedlam" talk makes me
a little sick in my mouth
stop kissing ***, Dean

Dio
11/1/2003, 11:05 AM
Today is the day
Seventy-fifth time losurs
Bed sheep to forget

Orange at the Fock
We sell no copenhagen
Butt Pickens spit cup

Leslie Miles their coach
Arrogant son of a bitch
Holds Robert for luck

Getem
11/1/2003, 11:58 AM
Sooners lose a game?
That's discombobulated
Cowpokes, meet the Fock

.

Tailwind
11/1/2003, 12:16 PM
Les looks like Clinton

He moonlights on porno lines

Bob Stoops is hotter

WORD!!!

MikeInNorman
11/2/2003, 09:00 AM
Victory is sweet
But not as rewarding as
Les showing his ***

MikeInNorman
11/2/2003, 09:04 AM
Heisman candidates
don't rack up all their yardage
during garbage time

MikeInNorman
11/2/2003, 09:06 AM
Hi, my name is Dan
I'll be sacking you at will
today, Mister Fields

MikeInNorman
11/2/2003, 09:08 AM
Rashaun is angry
What happened to his big play
"Lob and interfere"?

Czar Soonerov
3/12/2004, 03:02 PM
Bump bump bump bump bump
Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
Bump bump bump bump bump

LASooner
3/12/2004, 03:42 PM
Orange and Black Colors
make me vomit at first sight
they also screw sheep

soonerndn
3/12/2004, 03:46 PM
When the cowboys go into their huddle,

how do they know what to do?

stoopified
3/12/2004, 05:35 PM
Haiku is for sissies
Football is for men
orange cows and plowboys suck

Jimminy Crimson
3/12/2004, 11:01 PM
Head Coach Leslie Miles
Thinks that he is a gangster
Let'er rip, assclown!

Jimminy Crimson
3/12/2004, 11:03 PM
Flaming OSU
What kind of logo is that?
You effing homo!

Jimminy Crimson
3/12/2004, 11:04 PM
Oh, Barry Sanders
Our one famous footballer
Ain't done sh!t since him

Jimminy Crimson
3/12/2004, 11:05 PM
Our field, east and west
Unlike the norm, north and south
We are dumb aggy

Jimminy Crimson
3/12/2004, 11:06 PM
Eddie is a drunk
Though he says he is sober
What about that face?!?!

Jimminy Crimson
3/12/2004, 11:08 PM
Pokes, agriculture?
But you can't even grow grass
On your football field

Jimminy Crimson
3/12/2004, 11:09 PM
Oh, Rustoleum
We will never forget you
Causes tetanus

Jimminy Crimson
3/12/2004, 11:11 PM
Dumb Dave Hunziker
Holy goo-wac-a-mo-le
Fool, are you mexican?

PrideTrombone
3/13/2004, 11:58 PM
Miles says "let 'er rip"
Then he learns to know his role
Fifty-two to nine

william_brasky
11/20/2007, 01:57 PM
good times...gundy probably deserves a few haiku

OKLA21FAN
11/20/2007, 02:07 PM
Little Brother
you are still not a man
You are 40 and but Aggie

:pop:

cheezyq
11/20/2007, 02:10 PM
Gundy is a fool
But O-S-U will be great
In 2 years or so

:D

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/20/2007, 02:12 PM
Mike needs more hair gel.
A gallon is not enough
For Mike's prickly locks.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/20/2007, 02:14 PM
"I do chicken right"
Says the mom of Bobby Reid
Gundy: "That ain't true!!!!!!!!"

OUGuf
11/20/2007, 02:16 PM
I'm a man I'm 40
she's the mother of children
jenny likes chicken

opksooner
11/20/2007, 02:25 PM
pokies doomed to lose

forever inferior

cannot save themselves

MikeInNorman
11/20/2007, 02:32 PM
The chains of Boone's money
chafe Stoolwater shoulders raw.
"Yes sir! Mr. Boone!"

MikeInNorman
11/20/2007, 02:39 PM
Just when Aggyphus
makes the summit,the boulder
becomes Boone Pickens.

cheezyq
11/20/2007, 02:41 PM
OU lost to Tech
The Cowpokes cheer because they're
A team on the rise

msteudem
11/20/2007, 02:50 PM
Poems that don't rhyme
Drive me crazy
And so do the pokes
:stunned:

redpurple
11/20/2007, 02:50 PM
I am a new member and it won't let me start a new thread. Can anyone help?

msteudem
11/20/2007, 02:54 PM
I am a new member and it won't let me start a new thread. Can anyone help?

I don't think that is a proper Haiku :confused:

TMcGee86
11/20/2007, 02:55 PM
I'm a new member
it won't let me start a thread.
Can anyone help?


Fixed.

YWIA.

Jimminy Crimson
11/20/2007, 03:08 PM
Hair Gel gets me off
My name is Mikey Gumby
That ain't true either!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/20/2007, 03:17 PM
The Greatest Offense
In the Entire Universe
Is now 6 and 6.

BoomerGirl34
11/20/2007, 04:30 PM
Get off my porch now!
I yelled at the pizza guy,
who wore an OSU cap.

OklahomaRed
11/20/2007, 04:40 PM
agroid retarded cousin
thinks hair gel
is for suave losers

Jimminy Crimson
11/20/2007, 04:46 PM
She was only 12.
Are you serious, Collins?
You are a sick f***!

More_Cowbell
11/20/2007, 04:53 PM
Pistol Pete is the
ugliest mascot in all
of collegiate sports

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/20/2007, 04:56 PM
The Whataburger
Stillwater's greatest hangout
Fights made fresh daily

More_Cowbell
11/20/2007, 05:06 PM
Boone gives you the cash,
What do you give in return?
Mediocrity.

GO44POKES
11/20/2007, 05:48 PM
l

BoomerGirl34
11/20/2007, 06:21 PM
l


:confused:

proudsoonergal
11/20/2007, 07:00 PM
I.
Hate.
OSU.

- jenni


:D

proudsoonergal
11/20/2007, 07:04 PM
Our backup Q-B
Is better than anything
The Pokes can muster

proudsoonergal
11/20/2007, 07:06 PM
How much do I hate?
"State" fans are orange and inbred
What more do you need?

A Sooner in Texas
11/20/2007, 11:36 PM
Gundy gels his hair
but it won't do any good
A Sooner storm makes it fall




[hairGel]

william_brasky
11/21/2007, 01:20 AM
Coach Michael Gundy
had a lover in college:
Mr. Brent Parker

goingoneight
11/21/2007, 03:49 AM
We play someone soon
Senior night, Norman, O-K
But I forgot who


Orange is stupid
It's an accident color
Spilled yellow in red


:stunned: Just wait 'til next year
Wait 'til basketball season
We're so pathetic


We can't spell 'trailer'
We think 'gooner' is clever
Why are they laughing?


All their fans are mean
Bob Stoops is a bad person
World's greatest offense!!!!!1111!!1 :stunned:


Brand new seats inside
I swear we'll sell a game out
When OU arrives


Mother of children
I'm a man, I am 40
Makes me wanna puke


Got fight and resolve
But really suck on the road
Or so we're told


We've got cham-peen-ships
You ask what we'd trade them for
One crystal ball

Just A Visitor Here
11/21/2007, 09:43 AM
Raiders beat Sooners
Cowboys beat Sooners at home
Title dreams are gone

More_Cowbell
11/21/2007, 09:44 AM
Half-filled stadium,
Go ahead, expand...more seats.
It's aggie logic.

More_Cowbell
11/21/2007, 09:51 AM
Raiders beat Sooners
Cowboys beat Sooners at home
Title dreams are gone

Rasslin, sheep humping.
Seventy-eight to sixteen,
Rasslin, sheep humping.

Lott's Bandana
11/21/2007, 10:28 AM
Raiders beat Sooners
Cowboys beat Sooners at home
Title dreams are gone


While you are in town
trophies line Crimson hued wall
Dreams are for have nots

MikeInNorman
11/21/2007, 11:08 AM
Aggy's stunning news
on his first trip to Norman:
not all socks are white.

OKLA21FAN
11/21/2007, 11:11 AM
****** upon us
pre-game optimism
Let er Rip

SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/21/2007, 11:12 AM
It could well be that
Ags may lead for three quarters
Then comes the Poke Choke.

SoonerWally
11/21/2007, 11:25 AM
Booger Pickens State--
Even more cash from donors
cannot buy a win.

yur-out
11/21/2007, 11:43 AM
loser loser U
that is how you spell boys named
OSU Cowboys

AverageJoe
11/21/2007, 11:44 AM
T Boone State they call it now
Corporate Radier he was
Mexican investor

Move Okie state to Sonora
Play Sonora State
Finally win A Title

MikeInNorman
11/21/2007, 12:49 PM
Layoffs and firings.
Bulldozing of Granny's home.
Good ol' Boone Pickens.

A Sooner in Texas
11/21/2007, 11:13 PM
humphumphumphumphump
humphumphumphumphumphumphump
humphumphumphump........B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!!!!!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/21/2007, 11:52 PM
"Let's eat turducken,"
Bobby's mama tells Gundy.
"I'll feed it to you."

Tailgate
11/22/2007, 12:05 AM
I am Mike Gundy!!!!!
I am a man, I'm forty!!!!!
I won't be here long!!!!!

Mile High Sooner
11/22/2007, 12:18 AM
Sooner Victory
Rightfully Earned Over Pokes
Rah Oklahoma

Viking Kitten
11/28/2008, 08:05 PM
National T.V.
A half empty stadium
T. Boone shakes his head.

Viking Kitten
11/28/2008, 08:12 PM
Wal Mart shopping list:
Dippity Do and Pull Ups
Gundy is a man!

Viking Kitten
11/28/2008, 09:05 PM
Stillwater Sally
Likes to talk smack, doesn't she?
Just cut that whore's mic.

A Sooner in Texas
11/28/2008, 10:07 PM
Mike Gundy's a man
finally at forty one.
Spiky hair's for kids. [hairGel]

GottaHavePride
11/28/2008, 11:03 PM
I went to O-State.
I learnted to spel reel gud.
I hate them gooners.

SouthCarolinaSooner
11/29/2008, 07:25 AM
Trailer park rocking
With seven and o record
Loose three out of five

SoonerBacker
11/29/2008, 07:55 AM
Poke fans get it up
When band plays Ride 'em Cowboys
But sheep just pucker

SouthCarolinaSooner
11/29/2008, 08:21 AM
I went to poke state
My brother is my uncle
Pass the cake now please
http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/deer_redneck_gingerbread_house.jpg