The official Happy Birthday thread

[Mjcpr]

Go on...
Dirty girl....I was just talking about sweet meat.

[jk the sooner fan]

happy happy to the morning tailgate chef!

[Boarder]

You don't look a day over 35.

I unfortunately wish that was the case. :(

Thanks, though. :D

[DCSooner]

I unfortunately wish that was the case. :(

Thanks, though. :D
HBD, ya hunk.

[sanantoniosooner]

could you guys retroactively wish me a happy birthday for September 2nd?
I guess that's a no. :stunned:

[OUthunder]

Happy B-day Al Gore/Bri.

[Al Gore]

Yep...100 today...thanks

[SactoSooner]

Have a good one, BigRedJed and Cooter Finger. And TFBW.

[BigRedJed]

Heh. Cooter Finger.

[Mjcpr]

HB OUAdonis

[Mjcpr]

HB mdklatt

:D x 32!!!!

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Woo Hoo you're 32!! Hope it rawks!!! Happy Birthday MDKlatt :D

[SelmaBamaFan]

IBTL

[Ike]

happy 230th birthday to the US navy.

just thought it should be mentioned.

[Red October]

'Twas my birthday on Monday, I wont tell you how old I am, but it rhymes with "dirty whore".

[Ike]

'Twas my birthday on Monday, I wont tell you how old I am, but it rhymes with "dirty whore".


2034? geezus.

[SactoSooner]

Happy Bday, Kabookie!

[OUthunder]

HBD to all.

[Mjcpr]

HB Lid, ya stinkin' whorn.


;)

[jk the sooner fan]

yeah HB counselor.....

[TexasLidig8r]

Thanks MJC and JK...

Break out the geritol and viagra...

[Howzit]

Have some HB negspek! ;)

[Beef]

HB, Lid!

[Mjcpr]

HB JK!

[Beef]

ditto!

[Fugue]

HB to everyone i've missed ratery.

[Mjcpr]

HB JK!
I said HB JK!!

[jk the sooner fan]

thanks guys......and gals ;)

much appreciated

[Howzit]

Dude, I didn't even see this. Have a good one.

[Tailwind]

Ditto! Make it a good one.

[Mjcpr]

Happy Birthday ZBird.

Also, happy 22nd to Toilet Seat Terror.

[Mjcpr]

HB Bob

[Howzit]

Bobby, Bobby,
Have a happy happy birthday Boooooobyyyyyy,
Hope you get a hummer on your special special day,
HA.PPY.BIRTH.DAY
[arms fully extended and kneeling on one knee]
BOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!1
[/arms fully extended and kneeling on one knee]

can you believe I just made that up off the top of my head?

[Mjcpr]

HB to KYRamrod too.

[Sooner_Bob]

Bobby, Bobby,
Have a happy happy birthday Boooooobyyyyyy,
Hope you get a hummer on your special special day,
HA.PPY.BIRTH.DAY
[arms fully extended and kneeling on one knee]
BOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!1
[/arms fully extended and kneeling on one knee]

can you believe I just made that up off the top of my head?


Yes . . . yes I can.

:D


Thanks.

[Mjcpr]

Yes . . . yes I can.

:D Thanks.

Oh, okay, I see how it is.

Howzit wouldn't even have known if I didn't say something.

Also, I rescind my HB wishes to KYRamrod while we're on the subject.

[Howzit]

Dude! Mine was choreographed! Yours sounded forced. The choice of preference was clear.

[Sooner_Bob]

Oh, okay, I see how it is.

Howzit wouldn't even have known if I didn't say something.

Also, I rescind my HB wishes to KYRamrod while we're on the subject.


Sheesh . . . you got some spek outta the dealio what more do you need? :mack:




:)

[Howzit]

And he didn't even sound that sincere. Quite frankly, my perception was that Mjcpr didn't give a **** whether your birthday was happy or not.

JMHO

[OklahomaTrombone]

Happy Burfday to Teddy Lehman

[IB4OU2]

Happy Birthday Bob! and many more........:)

[Mjcpr]

Sheesh . . . you got some spek outta the dealio what more do you need? :mack:

That's all I ever wanted.

[Fugue]

HB to everyone i've missed ratery.

bump

[Mjcpr]

Happy 31st to DallasBabe.

[OU4LIFE]

Bitch stiffed me on drinks last night.

[soonerbrat]

heh..you said "stiffed"

[GDC]

Today's my mother's 60th. Happy birthday, mom!

[DCSooner]

Bitch stiffed me on drinks last night.

I heard you turned her down. On her birthday? Sad, sad, man.

[OU4LIFE]

like i said.

If she'd have bought the drinks then maybe....

[Howzit]

I'd timb her.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!1

Get it, DC? Timb her?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!1

[Sooner in Tampa]

Happy B-Day to Al Gore!!!

[Harry Beanbag]

I'm sure Al will have a good birthday. :)

[Howzit]

Check out Lil, being all birthday girlie.

HBD, kiddo.

[Rhino]

I heard you wuz foua now.

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/4876/happybdaylil2ue.jpg

[Crimson_Balls]

Happy Birthday DCSooner!!

http://www.monkeymoments.net/BIRTHDAY.JPG

[Howzit]

Guh. How many trees did they have to cut down to make that card?

hbd.

[Fugue]

HBirf.

[soonerbrat]

HFB, DC

[Howzit]

I "saw" it was his bd, but haven't had a chance to do any chopping.

[Stanley1]

HBDC!

[Mjcpr]

This reminds me of when it was my birthday.

Oh wait, no it doesn't.

[soonerbrat]

are you still crying about that? sheesh!

i built you a cake

[IB4OU2]

Happy Birthday to you DC! and many more.......

[OUthunder]

Happy Birthday to you DC! and many more.......


Happy B-day DC. Enjoy Panchos. ;)

[Beef]

HB

[Mjcpr]

are you still crying about that? sheesh!

i built you a cake

Yes, I am.

I know you did.......thanks, brat!! :D


And HB to DC.

[Howzit]

HBD Mjcpr.

[Beef]

Yes, I am.

I know you did.......thanks, brat!! :D


And HB to DC.
I made you a chocolate cake this morning. Then I flushed it. Your welcome in advance.

[DCSooner]

Sweet thanks internet family!

Howzit, you should prolly see the new user note I left you from Marvin!

[Howzit]

I'm not gonna look.

[Mjcpr]

I'm not gonna look.

You have the best User Notes evar.

[crawfish]

HBDC!! Save me some cake, as long as beef didn't make it.

[Howzit]

eww.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday DC!!

I know you need a birthday speking because you have been a very bad boy.

But I'll spek you green anyway. :D

[Harry Beanbag]

Look's like Marvin is ready for the peanut butter application.

[1stTimeCaller]

Happy birthday ****** rocket

[OU4LIFE]

Happy Birthday Mildlyretardednorm!

[mildlyretardednorm4ou]

Thanks, Mark!

[OU4LIFE]

Thanks, Mark!

I'm the one that wished you a HB, not 1sttimecaller.

wanker.

[Mjcpr]

HB rf5.......I hope you're stoked!!

[Fugue]

HB rf5.......I hope you're stoked!!

oh no you di'int. :D

[Mjcpr]

HB gdc!

[Howzit]

hbd gdc.

trow down a hootinanny in Eldon Hill.

[Beef]

:texan:

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

/m\ GDC

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday gdc. Enjoy!

[IB4OU2]

From one whorn hater to another....Happy Birthday GDC!

[GDC]

Thanks everyone, for the birthday wishes.

[Mjcpr]

Happy Birthday OUSAEmom, Howzit and 1TC (assuming the Howzit and 1TC bd's are legitimate).

Who knew late May was such a boring time of year?

[OU4LIFE]

Happy Birthday OUSAEmom, Howzit and 1TC (assuming the Howzit and 1TC bd's are legitimate).


second.

except for 1TC, nothing he does is legitimate. :D

[1stTimeCaller]

Why in the world would I make up a birthday?

I may or may not be a legitimate child but my birthday is...

[Howzit]

Thanks duds.

There's actually one more today that apparently modified their profile since last year, but I wouldn't want to reveal them.

Where is LeavingTheZoo anyway?

[Harry Beanbag]

Happy Birthday peoples.

[1stTimeCaller]

and thanks peeps.

[Fugue]

HB! :meat:

[GDC]

feliz cumpleanos!

[IB4OU2]

Happy Birthday OSAEMOM, Howzit and 1TC! Enjoy your day.........:D

[Sooner in Tampa]

Ditto what IB4 said!

[soonerbrat]

HB Y'all

[pb4ou]

Happy birthday guys & gals

[Howzit]

Thanks folks.

[Stanley1]

Happy bday Mom, 1TC, and Humper.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday Howzit!

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday 1TC!!!!

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday OUSAEMom!!!!!






every one deserves their own HB post ;)

[Mjcpr]

This reminds me so much of December 27, 2005.

[Howzit]

You were impatient. We had a huge surprise planned, and you ****ed it all up.

[Mjcpr]

DAMN!!

Were there going to be strippers?

[Howzit]

DAMN!!

Were there going to be strippers?

Yes. And you would have liked him.

[Mjcpr]

Sounds dreamy.

[Fish]

Happy b-day!!!!

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday OU-HSV!!!!

[OU-HSV]

Happy Birthday OU-HSV!!!!
THANKS....Somebody remembered!

[Mjcpr]

MB KC//CRIMSON!

[Beef]

MB KC//CRIMSON!
ditto

[Mjcpr]

I meant Happy, not Mappy.

[Beef]

I meant Happy, not Mappy.
ditto.
Although I figured you meant Merry, not Mappy.

[Howzit]

hb kc!

you, too hsv, even though it's belated...:O

[KC//CRIMSON]

thank you veddy much.;)

[1stTimeCaller]

Happy birthday Thunder and Trombonado!!!!!!!!

[Harry Beanbag]

Happy B-day peoples.

[OU-HSV]

hb kc!

you, too hsv, even though it's belated...:O
Thanks

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday GHP!

[olevetonahill]

Happy B-day peoples.
what Harry said :)

[slickdawg]

Happy birfday to ewe!

[soonerbrat]

HB GHP

[Mjcpr]

HB Cam

[IB4OU2]

Happy Birthday GHP!

I missedthis............ Happy Birthday EJ! :D

[Howzit]

Me too. HBB EJ...

And Cam and fadada.

[Beef]

How could I have missed my man-crush's birthday? HB EJ, Cam and fadadadadadadadadada

[Harry Beanbag]

Happy B-day peoples.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday to all!!!

[MamaMia]

http://www.ostomates.org/cards/graphics/07.jpg :D

[pb4ou]

HB guys

[Cam]

29 again. Woohoo.

Thanks guys.

[Newbomb Turk]

Happy Birthday Okieflyer!

I thought your birthday was the 26th? :confused:

[Zbird]

Happy birthday Blue-Eyed Sooner -- A full quart now!

[Mjcpr]

HB Newbomb Turk!

[Fugue]

Happy Birthday to all!!!

ditto

[Newbomb Turk]

HB Newbomb Turk!

Thanks - I think I'll celebrate by going to work. :mad:

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday Newbomb!

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday PG!!!!!

[pb4ou]

mine is Wednesday, hoo hoo

[pb4ou]

HB PG & Turk

[soonerbrat]

OH..i wonder if PG is out at a bar getting her first legal drink....

[Beef]

HBpg!

[proud gonzo]

OH..i wonder if PG is out at a bar getting her first legal drink....

nope. i was at home trying not to fall asleep because i'd spent the morning at the medieval fair, the afternoon shoveling dirt, and the evening playing a musical.

thanks everybody :D

[slickdawg]

PG, Happy Birfday!! :D

[Howzit]

Happy Birthday, kiddo.

Make EJ fix up a batch of Guinessicles to celebrate.

[MamaMia]

:D Happy Birthday To You

http://www.ostomates.org/cards/graphics/02.jpg

...and many mooooooore

[proud gonzo]

Happy Birthday, kiddo.

Make EJ fix up a batch of Guinessicles to celebrate.
hehehe--I don't think we'll have Ghinessicles, but there's a bottle of wine waiting to be opened.

wine and birfday cake. nummy :D

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday IB4OU2!!!

even with that 60 second comment. :)

[olevetonahill]

HB to al who have a BD this past week :D
From the old dude who forgot his youngest sons 30th BD last week :O

[IB4OU2]

Happy Birthday IB4OU2!!!

even with that 60 second comment. :)

Dear, my birthdays not till May 7th....but thanks and I wouldn't kid Stanley if I'd did'nt like him and you too....:D

[ChickSoonerFan]

Dear, my birthdays not till May 7th....but thanks and I wouldn't kid Stanley if I'd did'nt like him and you too....:D

ooops. sorry. :O


Happy birthday IB4OU...whoever you are. :)

[Howzit]

Wow! Big four-oh for hamsturbation!

[Harry Beanbag]

So what's it like being that old?

[Howzit]

I don't remember.

:mad:

[Harry Beanbag]

Guess I'll be there soon enough. :(

[ChickSoonerFan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY pb4ou!!!!!!

love your farks!! :D

[pb4ou]

thank you. It's hard to believe I'm 35. Wow :eek:

[Beef]

Happy Birthday, old man.

[slickdawg]

Happy Virthday pb4ou!!

Happy Birthday to ewe
Happy Birthday to ewe
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too!


:D

[pb4ou]

heh, thanks. I Think :confused:

[soonerbrat]

happy bday

has the birthday fairy visited you yet?

[pb4ou]

Not yet but Stanley sent Howzit over with tights on though.

[NormanPride]

Not yet but Stanley sent Howzit over with tights on though.

My gift to you is an *** kicking in the baseball league. :D

[pb4ou]

booooo

[sanantoniosooner]

You shouldn't be a fan of OU's unless you are currently enrolled there or you have a degree from there.

Root for your alma mater not mine. It's probably some JuCo or High School but that's fine. Be proud or yourself but don't try to be a Sooner if you do not have a diploma from OU.

Honestly, I can somewhat tolerate you non-OU-diploma-bearing-folks as long as you don't get a tattoo of the OU logo or the Sooner Schooner or anything else affiliated with my University.

Cheer for the Connors State Cowboys, the Duncan Demons, the OCCC Whatevers. Just not the Sooners.
CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT SCOOTER SAID???????!!11!!

[Mjcpr]

If you're out there....all of you....

Happy Birthday to 8timechamps, The Ghost of 8timechamps, GambinoSooner and 8XC. :D

[Howzit]

Word.

Keith, clear some freakin space in your peem box, wouldja? I know it's hard when you are only allotted 2500...

[Newbomb Turk]

happy bday 8XC!

[Beef]

Happy birfday, old bitch.

[Howzit]

One week from today, Beefy...

[Beef]

One week from today, Beefy...
Stalker. I can't believe the world was lucky enough to receive 8xc and myself in a week's time.

[Widescreen]

HBD 8XC and SCOUT!

[ChickSoonerFan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEEF!!!!!!!!


I would sing you a song but it is quiting time! Have a good one. :D

[slickdawg]

What? We have AGED BEEF?

:D


Happy Birthday BEEF!

[MamaMia]

http://www.dtpe.com/pwong/animated_gifs/celebration_gifs/hb_big.gif YA'LL :)

[pb4ou]

Happy Birthday Racer X

[pb4ou]

Happy Belated Burthday Scout, Beef, & 8XC

[pb4ou]

Since it officially after midnight....Happy Birthday Norman Pride. Have some :twinkies:

[bigdsooner]

happy birthday norman pride

[slickdawg]

Happy Birthday Normon Pride!!!!!!!!

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday Norman Pride!! Have a good one!!

[Harry Beanbag]

Happy B-day.

[MamaMia]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)

[Mjcpr]

Happy Birthday to Raminar Dixon. :eek:

[pb4ou]

Hey everybody it's :stunned: birthday today. Happy Birthday :stunned:

[slickdawg]

SA's birthday is today?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SA!!!!

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday Widescreen!


I love birthdays....doesn't matter who it belongs to...I like birthdays.

[slickdawg]

Happy Birthday Widescreen!


I love birthdays....doesn't matter who it belongs to...I like birthdays.


Good. Scaldeddawg is July 11. :D

[Widescreen]

Happy Birthday Widescreen!


I love birthdays....doesn't matter who it belongs to...I like birthdays.
Thanks, CSF! :)

[Scott D]

Widescreen wasn't born, he was hatched.

[Widescreen]

Did you just call me a chick? :mad:

[Scott D]

Did you just call me a chick? :mad:

well I was thinking Platypus but if the shoe fits..... ;)

[Widescreen]

Alright, it's go time. The next time gas gets under $2/gallon, I'm driving up to MI and getting my *** kicked by you.

Don't mess with the bull, son...

[Scott D]

Alright, it's go time. The next time gas gets under $2/gallon, I'm driving up to MI and getting my *** kicked by you.

Don't mess with the bull, son...

well at least I won't have to worry about kicking your *** for another decade ;)

[critical_phil]

well at least I won't have to worry about kicking your *** for another decade ;)


when he's 48!

[Scott D]

when he's 48!

meh, I'll be 43 :P

[pb4ou]

Happy Belated Birthday Widescreen

[pb4ou]

Happy Birthday sooner_girl (mrs. pb4ou)

[Mjcpr]

HB Andy!

[Howzit]

We missed SoonerBorn68 yesterday, too. Didn't we, John? :D

HB SB68 and Andy.

[1stTimeCaller]

HB SB68 and Andrew.

[slickdawg]

Happy Birthday SoonerBorn68 & Andrew !!!!

[SoonerBorn68]

We missed SoonerBorn68 yesterday, too. Didn't we, John? :D

HB SB68 and Andy.

You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay...;)

...and thanks everyone for the birthday kudos.

[pb4ou]

Happy Birthday SB68

[Mjcpr]

Happy Birthday SBSB!!

[Mjcpr]

HB SoonerFan68

[critical_phil]

Happy Birthday SBSB!!


you know what i call 32?



the good ol' days........



HBSBSB.

[pb4ou]

Yes, Happy B-Day SBSB

[ChickSoonerFan]

Happy Birthday SBSB!!!!!!!!!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Thank you. I'm about to go get dressed for a partay.

[MamaMia]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)

http://media.1001.com/postcards/pix/0060/006024h.jpg

[noleamite]

HBD

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)

http://media.1001.com/postcards/pix/0060/006024h.jpgThat's me in the yellow dress.

[IB4OU2]

Happy Birthday H.! Sorry I'm late, I'm off work this Week. :D

[slickdawg]

Happy belated Birthday!!!!!

[slickdawg]

Happy Birthday mixer!

[Mixer!]

Thank you very kindly.

Started off poorly when The Man decided to write me up for running a red light at 5:30AM (nothing else on the street) because nature called (through the intersection, into the kwikee-mart parking lot, and suddenly it was Dog Day Afternoon). Had a great day of lying about and doing absolutely nothing after that, save for going to get my birthday present:

http://www.commoncraft.com/archives/treo-650.jpg

I feel all Jack Bauer-ish now. :D

The folks are stopping by to take me out to dinner, so that will be a perfect end to the day.

[Mjcpr]

HB Pricetag.

[OU4LIFE]

HB Pricetag.


A S S K I S S E R

[Mjcpr]

HB ScottD.

Who knew you were a whipper-snapper? :D

[Beef]

HB ScottD...and all the others I missed.

[jk the sooner fan]

happy birthday to everybody......ever.....if today isnt your day, take this message of good wishes and apply it to the appropriate day

[MamaMia]

Happy birthday ScottD

http://www.joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/MISC/happy_birthday-rainbow.gif

[nmsoonergirl]

Wow, I had no idea I was older than you, Scott D.

Happy BD!

[IB4OU2]

Happy Birthday Scotty! and I ain't no cracker......;)

[Scott D]

Happy Birthday Scotty! and I ain't no cracker......;)

you are a cracka' *** cracka' ;)

thanks guys.

[Howzit]

You're only 33? You looked MUCH older than that.

;)

HBD.

[OU4LIFE]

You're only 33? You felt MUCH older than that.

;)

HBD.

cree-pee

[OUDoc]

HBD, Scott D!

[slickdawg]

Happy Birthday Scott D!

[Scott D]

cree-pee

well to be fair, Howzit's the only one of you f'n hillbillies that has met me. :)

my age appearance seems to go by whether or not I feel like shaving :)

[OU4LIFE]

that's because you are scared to come to a tailgate....thanks to Bruce.

[OUDoc]

well to be fair, Howzit's the only one of you f'n hillbillies that has met me. :)

my age appearance seems to go by whether or not I feel like shaving :)
Shaving Howzit? :eek:

[Scott D]

that's because you are scared to come to a tailgate....thanks to Bruce.

I may try to make one this year...provided I take a trip down to Oklahoma during the season...as compared to considering taking one during the summer.

[Scott D]

Shaving Howzit? :eek:

naw, DC was still around for those tasks ;)

[pb4ou]

Happy Birthday Scott D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Happy Birthday, Whitey!

:D

[soonerbrat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCOTT!!

[ChickSoonerFan]

Belated HB Scotty D

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY VK!

[Octavian]

Happy Birthday to VK & Flag.

I guess I'll be forced to drink a beer for each of ya.

[Newbomb Turk]

happy bday VK

and Flag - 50! :eek:

[soonerbrat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VK


and everyone else whose birthday is today :)

[Mjcpr]

HB VK!

:D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Happy Birthday, you spectacular Beyonce!!!

[bri]

Go VK, it's your birthday
Go VK, it's your birthday

You're one year older, one year wiser
Rock 'n' roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser
A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake
Every present is for you and it feels pretty great
You're the gal of the hour, the VIP
You get the first slice of the P-I-E
But first blow out the candle and make a wish
And put a smile on, 'cause it's your birthday bitch!

Go VK, it's your birthday
Go VK, it's your birthday

[Howzit]

Maybe you'll get lucky with Czar!

HBD, VK.