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BlondeSoonerGirl
9/15/2004, 01:07 PM
Okay, you little ****er.

I know you think you're funny but the next time you pull in front of me and hit your ****ing brakes I'm going to take it to your *** worse than anything you've seen on 'Oz'.

It is not your job to make sure us speeders slow down. And like that lady showed you yesterday, we can go around you on the left side. Sure, we face oncoming traffic but at least we won't be getting ****ed with for miles at a time.

Write down her tag number all you want you little *****. What're you going to do, call the cops and tell them that when you purposely tried to make someone ***-end you they went around you?

You are not funny. Except for the time when you flipped me off using the arm with the brace on it you ****ing chrono-jacker - that was funny.

Today, if you **** with me I swear I will run your punkass off the ****ing road.

Leave me the **** alone you sniveling little bastard. You've been warned.

****er.

bri
9/15/2004, 02:11 PM
Jeez, flash your boobs to get out of one speeding ticket, and all of a sudden you're Mad f*ckin' Max...;)

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/15/2004, 02:22 PM
This little ****er is purposely ****ing with people on a regular basis. I thought he was just ****ing with me because he did it for like 4 days in a row. But it's not. He's messing with other people, too. I saw him try almost run this other woman off the road the other day.

****ing bastard. I have never really wanted to wreck anyone but I'd run his *** on off into Farmer Smith's cow pasture.

They'd better revisit that whole AK47 gun thingie before I run to Academy and buy me one.

****er.

Rhino
9/15/2004, 02:23 PM
****ing ****er ****o!

Chi Gamma Blackness
9/15/2004, 02:52 PM
so much love....

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/15/2004, 03:05 PM
Example: He'll be cruising along in the right lane behind someone. When he sees you coming up on the left, fast, he pulls over real quick next to the car he was following. So now he's got you blocked in behind him.

After this, he puts his hands behind his head like he's kicking back and relaxing and watches you in his rear-view mirror.

When you start to get mad he waves at you.

If you try to go around him he veers off and won't let you.

I'm almost tempted to think he's doing some kind of road rage psychological study or something.

****er. ****ing prick.

Scott D
9/15/2004, 03:27 PM
a license plate number and a lil call to the po-lice can do wonders on occasion.

Rhino
9/15/2004, 03:32 PM
Do one of two things:
1. When he's looking at you, pick up your cell phone and begin dialing something. Any number. Then lean up like you're noting his license plate number.

2. Have a gun. Aim it in his direction.


Shoot if ya wanna.

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/15/2004, 04:05 PM
Yesterday on my way home he tried to get me pinned in but I got through and as I passed him I looked over and laughed at him.

So he flipped me off.

With the hand/arm that's in one of those carpal tunnel braces.

What a dumbass.

Mjcpr
9/15/2004, 07:30 PM
:eek::eek::eek:

BSG said *****.

:cool:

bri
9/15/2004, 11:42 PM
Yeah, I guess she's working blue now. Just like Redd Foxx.

OU4LIFE
9/16/2004, 11:22 AM
go buy "bigfoot" and then let him tap his brakes in front of you....just keep going. :)

Gandalf_The_Grey
9/16/2004, 02:21 PM
I thought she was talking about me or a second :P

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/19/2004, 03:37 PM
Man, I let that little punk really **** me off.

I apologize to all for my horrid behavior and supa.foul language.

At least until I see him again on the road...

2Dogs
9/19/2004, 04:43 PM
I'm on Sooner road 5 days a week. What time of day? And what does the prick drive?

Jello Biafra
9/19/2004, 09:19 PM
if he's a little prick, no doubt he drives like a vette or something right? or is that just a stereotype? ;)

Oldnslo
9/19/2004, 09:57 PM
BREATHE, GIRL, BREATHE!

If you turn your car into his rear wheel, so that the passenger front corner of your car impacts at about the driver's side rear wheel, you'll flip him over like a flapjack.

Negligent homicide is a misdemeanor.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
9/19/2004, 10:57 PM
BSG rawks!

TheBobbyTrain
9/19/2004, 11:10 PM
i hope i see this guy when i'm driving my 1988 GMC Jimmy K5 (not my normal car, but I use it when I tow the boat or just out having fun). The thing is nothing but American steel with 4 wheels. If he drives a car, he could plow into me and nothing would happen to this truck. Nothing. At all. My trailer hitch would take out his radiator and half of his motor. BSG, you made me mad at this guy just by posting that. I'll have to keep a look out for him from now on. :eddie:

bri
9/20/2004, 12:07 AM
BSG needs one of these...

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/db/2004/db040919.gif

:D

GottaHavePride
9/20/2004, 12:20 AM
http://www.army.mil/fact_files_site/bradley/images/bradley_tank.jpg

It's on my Christmas list... :norm:

bri
9/20/2004, 12:26 AM
I'm holding out for the flying car... (http://www.viewaskew.com/tv/leno/flyingcar.wmv)

Gandalf_The_Grey
9/20/2004, 04:19 PM
http://www.pojo.com/harrypotter/ccg/CSCardImages/FlyingCar.JPG

How about this one ;)

bri
9/20/2004, 04:33 PM
Nah, too nerdy. I wouldn't give either foot for that flying car.

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/29/2004, 07:19 PM
He's driving north on Sooner between 5:15 and 5:45pm. Every day. In a light green metallic Ford freakin' Contour.

He's a smallish guy with red hair. And no, it ain't Farkus. Kinda looks like him, though.

I usually see him north of Franklin at about 5:30.

****ing prick.

Norm In Norman
9/29/2004, 09:46 PM
First off, he shouldn't be doing stuff just to **** people off.

Second of all ... slow down bsg. All you are doing is saving 30 seconds by driving fast. How many times have you swerved around in traffic, passing people and then the person you passed 5 minutes ago pulls up beside you at a stop light?

I used to get majorly pissed while I was driving. I've been working on it and now I just get slightly perturbed. I feel much better about it now.

bri
9/29/2004, 10:42 PM
You know, when Norm is giving you tips on how to enhance your calm you KNOW you have a rage problem...

CrimsonTusk
9/30/2004, 01:19 PM
Why doesn't someone just follow his lil punk ***?

Intimidation ROCKS !! :)

SoonersEnFuego
10/2/2004, 01:23 AM
I think he needs to be hit in the face by a bus.

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/3/2004, 07:19 PM
I do drive too fast. I always have. And I've been making an effort to slow down a bit. I now just try to stay with traffic instead of trying to get to the front of it.

But you're right - I do get pissed every single time I drive. That should tell me something, I guess.

But that has nothing to do with the prick. I want to smash his face.

Sooner_Bob
10/3/2004, 07:41 PM
So does this mean we're going to get daily updates on what he does next?

Whatever happens I'll be tuning into the local news that's for sure . . . :D

Norm In Norman
10/4/2004, 03:28 PM
I do drive too fast. I always have. And I've been making an effort to slow down a bit. I now just try to stay with traffic instead of trying to get to the front of it.

But you're right - I do get pissed every single time I drive. That should tell me something, I guess.

But that has nothing to do with the prick. I want to smash his face.

Just lookin' out for ya.

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/4/2004, 08:02 PM
I know. Thanks.

And you'll be glad to know that this morning on my way to work I never went faster than 60mph.

Mr. BSG stays on me about my driving. He tells me that if I'm ever in an accident that the accident will be worse if I'm speeding, he gripes at me because speeding wears the brake pads out on my car a lot faster (which he has to replace about once every 6 months), and even though I don't get tickets that often they are very expensive.

So I'll slow down.

But I still want to bash in the prick's face.

bri
10/4/2004, 11:58 PM
Well, I'm sure all the cop-flashing you do keeps the ticket expenses down. ;)

SoonerInKCMO
10/7/2004, 04:16 PM
Negligent homicide is a misdemeanor.

This is exactly the kind of useful information that keeps me coming back to Soonerfans.com.

daveNnorman
10/8/2004, 07:16 PM
get a tag number, and lets all get together and beat the **** out of him and his car. someone here has to have a cop friend that will run a tag number for them. post his address and we'll take turns setting his car on fire.

Stanley1
10/12/2004, 11:32 AM
We should get together in a giant group, and each take a bite of him.

Why you ask? This way we will kill him, but the police will never be able to figure out which "bite" was the deadly one, thus we will all get off.

Your welcome.

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/12/2004, 12:50 PM
So I'm driving home yesterday (doing 60mph, Norm) and I see him up ahead of me. And I see a lot of cars behind him hitting their brakes. He's got about 7 cars trapped.

So the car in the slow lane speeds up and everyone starts going around him. Including me. When I pass him (which I did politely and correctly) he flashes his brights at me three times. So I hit my brakes three times. His arms were flying all around in the little car he has. Whoo-boy, for some reason he got all excitable and demonstrative.

This time I got the prick's tag number.

RacerX
10/12/2004, 02:26 PM
BRAKE PADS WOMAN!

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/12/2004, 02:33 PM
I just gave it a little tappy.

Tap, tap, tappy.


Pissed him off good, though. Prick.

Sooner_Bob
10/12/2004, 02:38 PM
You really enjoy your drive home don't you . . . heh. :D

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/12/2004, 03:00 PM
I hope every single day that I don't see him.

And when I do it's like 'aww, man...'.

Prick.

bri
10/12/2004, 04:28 PM
My prom date said the same thing.

:(

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/12/2004, 04:52 PM
Yeah, but did she write your tag number down?

bri
10/12/2004, 04:53 PM
Yes.

They wouldn't make the restraining order without it.

Mjcpr
10/12/2004, 04:56 PM
This time I got the prick's tag number.
So what is it?

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/12/2004, 04:56 PM
Is it bad to post something like that? Could I get in trouble or something?

Mjcpr
10/12/2004, 04:59 PM
Is it bad to post something like that? Could I get in trouble or something?
It's not like he keeps it in his wallet, I'm sure it falls under the public info realm.

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/12/2004, 05:02 PM
Smarty-***.

VNA 902

Sooner_Bob
10/12/2004, 07:26 PM
I hope every single day that I don't see him.

And when I do it's like 'aww, man...'.

Prick.


Too bad you can't adjust your schedule to avoid him . . . I guess that's the nice thing about not living in Albuquerque anymore . . . no traffic.

bri
10/12/2004, 09:20 PM
I wouldn't say it's a benefit of not living in Albuquerque so much as one of moving out to East Bumble****...;)

GottaHavePride
10/12/2004, 11:50 PM
he gripes at me because speeding wears the brake pads out on my car a lot faster (which he has to replace about once every 6 months), and even though I don't get tickets that often they are very expensive.
Get the lifetime guarantee brake pads from Midas. They'll replace them for free as long as you own your car.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/13/2004, 10:37 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if he posted on this board?

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/14/2004, 01:12 PM
I wish.

Prick.

Sooner_Bob
10/14/2004, 01:33 PM
I wouldn't say it's a benefit of not living in Albuquerque so much as one of moving out to East Bumble****...;)


True, there's a slight difference between Albuquerque and Stillwater. :texan:

bri
10/14/2004, 02:09 PM
For starters, I wouldn't be afraid to go to the Albuquerque Whataburger...:eddie:

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/14/2004, 07:16 PM
I didn't see him today.

And I only went over 60mph when I forgot and it just kinda 'happened'. Only a few times for a short period of time. I'm doing much better.

And I'm not tense when I get to work in the monring so that's a very good thing.

Sf.com helped me with my agressive driving. Thanks, sf.com!

Prick. :texan:

Sooner_Bob
10/14/2004, 08:19 PM
For starters, I wouldn't be afraid to go to the Albuquerque Whataburger...:eddie:


That's Blake's Lottaburger . . . or atleast that's where we would go for a good burger. :D

bri
10/15/2004, 06:55 AM
If by "good burger" you mean "all-out brawl", then your comparison is valid. :D

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/19/2004, 07:52 PM
I haven't seen him in a while.

Maybe someone else kicked the ever-lovin' dookie out of him. It's bound to happen.

Prick.

CatfishSooner
10/19/2004, 07:55 PM
road rage

Oldnslo
10/19/2004, 08:46 PM
dookie
She.
She screams in silence.

:)

Sooner_Bob
10/19/2004, 08:50 PM
If by "good burger" you mean "all-out brawl", then your comparison is valid. :D


Ahhhh, now I'm with ya . . .

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/21/2004, 12:18 PM
I still haven't seen him.

Prick.

But don't worry - I'll keep you all posted since I know you're riveted to this thread...

Ben Dover
10/22/2004, 11:35 AM
road rage

Look at that freakin' FISH! Is that real? :eek:

SoonerInKCMO
10/22/2004, 12:46 PM
I thought there might be something out there in the great wide web about this guy's tag number so I Googled it... but this is all I got: VNA 902 (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22VNA+902%22)

AlbqSooner
10/22/2004, 12:58 PM
Look at that freakin' FISH! Is that real? :eek:
The fish is real. It is an Oklahoma record Flathead catfish caught last spring in Texoma I think. Something like 107 lbs

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/26/2004, 04:54 PM
I'm starting to worry about the prick.

He's MIA.

YAY!

Scott D
10/26/2004, 06:54 PM
I'm starting to worry about the prick.

He's MIA.

YAY!


I honestly have no idea what happened to him....he's not in a nearby lake....really, I'm positively honest he's not there. :eddie:

bri
10/26/2004, 09:51 PM
His disappearance has nothing to do with my recent visit to Norman.

On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, you're welcome.

Scott D
10/26/2004, 10:16 PM
On another COMPLETELY unrelated note, Where's my cut of the money bri? :)

Norm In Norman
10/27/2004, 10:44 AM
I'm starting to worry about the prick.

He's MIA.

YAY!

This is quite the post. It's like the devil BSG was fighting the angel BSG during that post. And the devil version won.

It's funny how being calm on your drive to/from work helps your attitude for the rest of the day.

I'd never do 60 on sooner road though. They'll give you a ticket for doing 51 on there. i hope you stay in the middle of the pack.

RacerX
10/27/2004, 01:09 PM
Man, I speed down that sucker on game days.

Never a ticket.

bri
10/27/2004, 04:24 PM
Well, of course you've never gotten a ticket. What cop stands a chance trying to catch the Shooting Star?

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/27/2004, 04:57 PM
I'm still doing pretty good, Norm.

And it does help with my attitude when I get to work.

Until I actually get INSIDE the building.

Still no prick, though.

bri
10/27/2004, 10:11 PM
Still no prick, though.
Maybe that's why you've been so cranky lately.

Zang! :D

BlondeSoonerGirl
11/3/2004, 01:25 PM
Hmm. Could be...

But I still haven't seen him.

PRICK!

bri
11/3/2004, 04:13 PM
Maybe you should try doing it with the lights on.

Eh, I got nothin'.

BlondeSoonerGirl
11/11/2004, 10:43 PM
Still no Prick.

Maybe I wished him dead? That would kinda succ...

bri
11/12/2004, 12:30 AM
Which raises the question, is it worth being able to bend the very fabric of reality to satisfy your every whim if you have to make this face to do it?

http://img112.exs.cx/img112/6259/bsgblurred.jpg

GDC
11/12/2004, 10:50 AM
Heh, is that a Padres cap on Enrico? :texan:

bri
11/12/2004, 01:10 PM
Wait a minute...You're looking at 04?

Weirdo. ;)

GDC
11/12/2004, 05:04 PM
Wait a minute...You're looking at 04?

Weirdo. ;)

Hey, I don't wear pink boas and black lacies. :P

bri
11/12/2004, 07:31 PM
You should. It's liberating.

EricC
11/23/2004, 10:03 PM
The fish is real. It is an Oklahoma record Flathead catfish caught last spring in Texoma I think. Something like 107 lbs

Or not....
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/catfish.asp

AlbqSooner
11/26/2004, 01:05 AM
Or not....
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/catfish.asp
Mea Culpa - I read the article in the Dallas Paper when it first surfaced. I recalled that the old Oklahoma state record was around 103 lbs and recall having seen a picture of that fish in the area of 1978-80. Looked about like the fish in that pic.

Dood4Bama
11/28/2004, 09:53 PM
http://img12.exs.cx/img12/9471/rager.jpg


Is this him? If so all you have to do is plant a few dead possums on the road. He won't be able to resist the delicacy and will pull over.

Trust me..........................

bri
12/5/2004, 08:32 PM
The only reason that guy is driving is because he got left out of the carpool...

SoonerE39
12/6/2004, 04:56 PM
Think you can pick up some spike strips to toss at him when you manage to pass?

bri
12/6/2004, 04:57 PM
Maybe Q can hook her up with a sweet tricked-out DB5. That'd solve her little problem. :D

Sooner24
12/23/2004, 11:42 PM
I know a doctor that can help with that Lazy Eye problem.

Sooner24
12/23/2004, 11:43 PM
http://img112.exs.cx/img112/6259/bsgblurred.jpg



I know a doctor that can help with that Lazy Eye problem.

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/2/2005, 05:50 PM
My eyes ain't lazy - they're crossed.

You insensitive bastard.

RacerX
1/2/2005, 06:07 PM
Yeah, both of you insensitive bastards.

okiecitysooner
1/29/2005, 09:18 AM
....and to top it of, he has a small prick too? Damn. What a loser!

noose7699
2/10/2005, 03:20 AM
a license plate number and a lil call to the po-lice can do wonders on occasion.

ROFL!!! Good luck with that one, buddy. I was almost killed by this rich spoiled cocksmoker in an SUV a few years ago, ****head was just in too much of a hurry. Almost rear ended me 4 times, cut me and others off, ect. I seen him pull into a circuit city ( I guess he was a delivery guy for them or something) got his tag number, and called the police about it. Some deskjob ***** answered, and must be getting paid extra to be an excuse making lazy ****ing total *******, because that ******* did nothing but get a rude cocksucking tone with me about it. He backed off a bit when I got the tone right back with him ( I'm a former linebacker, for ****'s sake. I have attitude!!!) and then he proceeded to kiss my *** after that. I simply informed him of who pays his paycheck, and apologized for interupting his doughnut break. THen let him know " either you can do your job or I will do it for you. In which case, send an ambulance, because I will murder this mother****er.". He insisted on sitting on his ***. So it was no wonder when this mother****er ( the one who cut me off, not the bitter desk job pig) spent the next two weeks in the IC unit at the local hospital.

So yea, the cops wont do ****. I wish they would. Police make every excuse in the book to sit on their ***. The bad ones outweigh the good. Not a wonder rappers talk about killing them.

Gandalf_The_Grey
2/10/2005, 04:34 AM
Isn't it great how some people become Billy Bad-*** when they log on ;)

Sooner_Bob
2/10/2005, 09:07 AM
Yes it is . . .

Sixgun
2/10/2005, 01:14 PM
This little ****er is purposely ****ing with people on a regular basis. I thought he was just ****ing with me because he did it for like 4 days in a row. But it's not. He's messing with other people, too. I saw him try almost run this other woman off the road the other day.

****ing bastard. I have never really wanted to wreck anyone but I'd run his *** on off into Farmer Smith's cow pasture.

They'd better revisit that whole AK47 gun thingie before I run to Academy and buy me one.

****er.

This is great...I thought EVERYONE in Sooner land was COOL! SSA? What's up with this?
Seriously, it does sound like this guy is a little prick and if he was down here pulling that sheot Mr. .357 would be shoved up his butt along with my 4x4. I don't go by Sixgun for nothin. I'll tell you what though I like the spunk that these sooner girls have...dang between you and SSA y'all are allright. My type of women. Love hard, play hard and fight hard1 Good stuff. Now I'll finish reading this thread.

Sexy Sooner Angel
2/10/2005, 02:38 PM
Just don't **** us Sooner women off. We know how to get even...

Sixgun
2/10/2005, 02:47 PM
Just don't **** us Sooner women off. We know how to get even...
Now why would I want to do that? You girls ARE cool!

BlondeSoonerGirl
2/10/2005, 05:50 PM
I still haven't seen him.

I'll bet someone shot his *** in a fit of road rage. ****er.

noose7699
2/12/2005, 07:00 PM
Isn't it great how some people become Billy Bad-*** when they log on ;)

I'm Billy Badass. It don't matter if I am logged on or off. :-).

I can totally sympathise (SP??) with sooner angel on how drivers in OK can be. I drive a pickup and even I am not that big of a road rager, at all. Amazing how people treat every day commuting like a ****ing Indy 500. lol. I have many stories. But, let's not go there, k?

FaninAma
2/17/2005, 11:48 AM
First off, he shouldn't be doing stuff just to **** people off.

Second of all ... slow down bsg. All you are doing is saving 30 seconds by driving fast. How many times have you swerved around in traffic, passing people and then the person you passed 5 minutes ago pulls up beside you at a stop light?

I used to get majorly pissed while I was driving. I've been working on it and now I just get slightly perturbed. I feel much better about it now.

But if you add up all of the wasted time you spend behind slow drivers, including the time at red lights you wouldn't have had to stop at, it probably adds up to a lot of time over your lifetime. For example: If you waste 10 minutes a week because of slow drivers then over a lifetime that is 10 x 52 weeks/year x 60 years of driving = 31,200 minutes or 520 hours or 13 forty hr work weeks.

I for one would like to have a 13 extra weeks of vacation. :D

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/4/2005, 09:52 PM
I saw him today. In the right lane, minding his own business, doing way below the speed limit.

Sill got that thing on his arm.

He may have been drunk.

bri
5/14/2005, 07:55 PM
This thread turned weird.

GDC
5/14/2005, 09:57 PM
I got lost up there looking for a leopard gecko the other day.

TopDawg
5/18/2005, 12:17 PM
But if you add up all of the wasted time you spend behind slow drivers, including the time at red lights you wouldn't have had to stop at, it probably adds up to a lot of time over your lifetime. For example: If you waste 10 minutes a week because of slow drivers then over a lifetime that is 10 x 52 weeks/year x 60 years of driving = 31,200 minutes or 520 hours or 13 forty hr work weeks.



BUT...sometimes you actually gain time by being slowed. I love it when someone passes me in a big hurry and then when we come to the next stop light they're stopped waiting in line while I'm approaching. Then it turns green and I'm already going 35-40 or so and they have to start from a standstill and wait for the cars in front of them. It's even better when I barely make it through the next stoplight and I know they got stopped.

This happens to me quite often...both on the good side and the bad side. It has also happend more than a couple of times where a slow driver has maybe kept me from getting pulled over by a cop that I didn't see. That saved me time AND money. I think that over the course of a lifetime the advantages and disadvantages of being behind slow drivers probably evens out.

Not to mention that your equation is a little flawed because by the time you've been driving for 50 years, you ARE the slow driver. :D

OU4LIFE
5/18/2005, 12:20 PM
saving time and money is for pansies.

BigHouseDon
5/21/2005, 05:12 PM
get a tag number, and lets all get together and beat the **** out of him and his car. someone here has to have a cop friend that will run a tag number for them. post his address and we'll take turns setting his car on fire.


That sounds like a plan!!



BHD

yermom
5/22/2005, 06:04 AM
you should just take :dolemite: with you and tell him you are going to Dallas...

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=746407&postcount=6

BeetDigger
5/31/2005, 10:21 AM
I saw him today. In the right lane, minding his own business, doing way below the speed limit.

Sill got that thing on his arm.

He may have been drunk.


Last update was March. Don't leave us hanging here.

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/25/2005, 05:14 PM
Holy crap. I saw him Friday evening on my way home. Still being a prick on Sooner Rd. He was holding up traffic and flailing his delicate little arms around in his rear-view mirror at the person behind him like a total dumbass. He didn't even notice me beside him...he usually recognizes me right away...ignunt prick.

I swear, someone is gonna run him off the road one of these days. He's gonna get hurt. You simply can't mess with people like that. One day it could be Bubba Gun-Totin-Drunky-*** McThatchens....and you know what happens if he gets a hold of him...

I really dislike that guy. I need a camera phone. You guys would laugh your asses off...

****ing prick.

Mjcpr
7/25/2005, 05:16 PM
I need a camera phone.
I've been telling you this for years.

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/25/2005, 05:24 PM
McThatchens.

I just made that up. And I'm very proud of it.

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/27/2005, 05:56 PM
UPDATE:

The prick lives. I saw him again today.

I wanna wreck him every single time I see him. He shouldn't have a license. I'll keep you posted as I know you're all very into this...

noose7699
7/28/2005, 12:15 AM
just curious.. does he drive a red pickup? Fairly newer model?

I have dealt with I am pretty sure the same guy on a few occasions.. EXTREMELY aggressive... I have been in waaay more than my fair share of road rage fights with people over something incredibly stupid, and am lucky as **** I am not dead.. taken me forever to learn to leave it be, drive off, and cuss about the ****a and be pissed about it later....but atleast I lived to tell about it, which is the more important thing. But, I may be talking about a different guy here.. but I have ran into him twice on sooner road that i remember off hand... last time being like 5 years ago or so...

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/28/2005, 09:28 PM
No, I think this dude drives a sedan.

soonerhubs
8/16/2005, 11:48 PM
This thread has me so curious about who this jerk is. Please keep it updated, and let us all know if we can help. Dang this is better than TV!

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/24/2005, 09:37 PM
I saw him again tonight.

TALKING ON A CELL PHONE WHILE HOLDING EVERYONE UP! Laughing and carrying on all dramatic-like.

I swear, I thought the guy behind him was going to lose it. At least, I was hoping he was. He looked kinda mean.

By the time the other car realized was what happening and suddenly sped up to let people by, there were 7 or 8 cars in behind them in both lanes.

Someone's going to kill him someday. I hope I get to see it. I'll honk and wave as I drive by his lifeless body.

Mjcpr
8/25/2005, 09:46 AM
This story is starting to remind me of carpet cleaning business "incidents".

Hot Rod
8/25/2005, 03:17 PM
a license plate number and a lil call to the po-lice can do wonders on occasion.

Who says you have to call the police to get someone's info from their tag no. I have another route that I take concerning this. I called a kid one day, after getting his home phone, after running his tag no. He was weaving back and forth in front of me in a residential area at like 10mph. I tried to get around but he was being a jerk. There were kids playing around, so I couldn't go around. So, I called him the next morning @ 6am the next morning and woke him up, confirming his address, and told him never to do that again!

Sooner_Bob
8/25/2005, 04:15 PM
I saw him again tonight.

TALKING ON A CELL PHONE WHILE HOLDING EVERYONE UP! Laughing and carrying on all dramatic-like.

I swear, I thought the guy behind him was going to lose it. At least, I was hoping he was. He looked kinda mean.

By the time the other car realized was what happening and suddenly sped up to let people by, there were 7 or 8 cars in behind them in both lanes.

Someone's going to kill him someday. I hope I get to see it. I'll honk and wave as I drive by his lifeless body.


So . . . once a prick always a prick?

Hot Rod
8/26/2005, 09:11 AM
Smarty-***.

VNA 902


...and what model/style/color of a vehicle would this be?

:42:

<><
8/27/2005, 10:07 AM
I go 49.5 mph on Sooner Road. I'm the slow one that all of you pass during the morning commute.

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/27/2005, 10:25 AM
Nah from what I hear this guy pushes his own car to save gas now!

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/27/2005, 05:32 PM
You slow people are not a problem. A lot of people are far more conservative than I am - I know that.

It's this one dude that intentionally tries to jack people up. That's very differnet. He's going out of his way to mess with people. I want to know why. This is NOT normal. Not for this damned long.

You safe, speed limit drivers keep right on doin' your thing.

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/27/2005, 06:12 PM
Perhaps he is a caped crusader!!! It is his duty and his legacy to prevent reckless driving. Yeah he is a hero!!!

RacerX
8/27/2005, 11:17 PM
Intentional rolling roadblock is reckless driving.

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/28/2005, 08:19 AM
This coming from a guy who is off the scale bad though ;)




Intentional rolling roadblock is reckless driving.

Fugue
8/30/2005, 03:43 PM
You slow people are not a problem. A lot of people are far more conservative than I am - I know that.

It's this one dude that intentionally tries to jack people up. That's very differnet. He's going out of his way to mess with people. I want to know why. This is NOT normal. Not for this damned long.

You safe, speed limit drivers keep right on doin' your thing.

i'll bet he surfs on the differnet too just to mess people up, bastard. :mad:

OKC-SLC
9/13/2005, 01:12 AM
BSG--just noticed this thread for the first time in a while. I know from experience (a rock fell out of a dumptruck on I-35 and broke my windshield) that if a psycho sf.com poster were to take the license plate number to, I think, the DMV, they could get everything about this person. The place I went was in one of the buildings next to the capitol bldg--one of those funky windowed buildings. Charged me like $1.

Just sayin'.

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/13/2005, 08:39 AM
Yeah - I know who he is. Another poster looked him up for me.

I don't want to do anything to him. I just want him to move to Texas or something. Torture those poor bastards for a while.

I saw him last week. He had the brace back on his puny little arm. I bet someone grabbed it and twisted it in an effort to actually break it off and beat him the hell down with it.

Wouldn't it be funny if he posted here?

Whoo-boy, yeah...funny.

Mjcpr
9/13/2005, 09:29 AM
Sounds to me like it might be 04.

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/13/2005, 09:31 AM
I gotta get me a camera phone.

You guys need to see him to fully appreciate what we're dealing with here.

SelmaBamaFan
9/13/2005, 09:47 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if he posted here?

Whoo-boy, yeah...funny.



Is that a hint?

OKC-SLC
9/13/2005, 02:52 PM
I gotta get me a camera phone.

You guys need to see him to fully appreciate what we're dealing with here.
and additionally, you've been VERY sparing with the descriptives.

Red October
9/13/2005, 03:44 PM
Yeah - I know who he is. Another poster looked him up for me.

I don't want to do anything to him. I just want him to move to Texas or something. Torture those poor bastards for a while

How about Austin, or Stoolwater instead?

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/13/2005, 07:47 PM
and additionally, you've been VERY sparing with the descriptives.

Boy, don't I know it... :eddie:

BajaOklahoma
9/13/2005, 08:19 PM
I just want him to move to Texas or something. Torture those poor bastards for a while.


It is hard enough to live down here with the burnt orange people, the maroonies and sand aggies. With the continuous construction and the rash of huge wrecks down here, we don't need any more problems.



Send Dolemite after him. That would be entertaining.

Sooner_Bob
9/14/2005, 02:56 PM
How about Austin, or Stoolwater instead?


Heck no . . . keep that sucker out of here. We've got enough whacky drivers.

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/14/2005, 06:42 PM
Tomorrow is this thread's birfday.

I shall cuss in it's honor.

OKC-SLC
9/14/2005, 07:44 PM
Tomorrow is this thread's birfday.

I shall cuss in it's honor.
maybe drop a "prick" or two off, just for old times's sake.

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/15/2005, 09:12 AM
Whoo-boy, I'll be on the lookout for the prick today.

Happy Birfday, Hate Thread!






****ing prick. :mad:

SelmaBamaFan
9/15/2005, 09:17 AM
RMFO

noose7699
11/6/2005, 09:23 PM
a whole year? wow.. good Jorb, soonergirl..

Out of curiosity, is this guy still roaming around? I may take a job who's location is in that vicinity that you mentioned... so, just wondered..

josh09
11/7/2005, 06:25 PM
wow, lots of hate in this thread.

but its funny

:D

1991SOONER
11/7/2005, 11:48 PM
What's she so upset about? S h i t......I have to put up with that crap everyday in houston. You get used to it after a while and it doesn't p i s s you off anymore. When I come back to Oklahoma I d a m n near fall asleep driving its so peaceful. you all are spoiled!!

BajaOklahoma
11/9/2005, 12:11 AM
Noose, do not buy "a light green metallic Ford freakin' Contour."
Just a friendly piece of advice.

noose7699
11/9/2005, 12:16 AM
Oh I am a big guy.. Prolly would not fit in one.. lol

Besides, called back the job today, said they just hired 2 people, and they were keeping my resume on file, ect.. Nice way of telling me to **** off. :)

That was a close one.. I almost had to put up with this guy myself.. :)

1stTimeCaller
11/9/2005, 10:04 AM
Oh I am a big guy.. Prolly would not fit in one.. lol

Besides, called back the job today, said they just hired 2 people, and they were keeping my resume on file, ect.. Nice way of telling me to **** off. :)

That was a close one.. I almost had to put up with this guy myself.. :)

BSG can handle him noose, he would dominate you ;)

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/9/2005, 10:35 AM
Drive Friendly

TheHumanAlphabet
11/9/2005, 04:39 PM
Throw a soda on his car as you pass him.

I like the idea of following him around, that'll get to him...

BlondeSoonerGirl
11/9/2005, 07:34 PM
I want to bite his face.

OU4LIFE
11/10/2005, 07:18 AM
I want to watch you bite his face.

noose7699
11/10/2005, 12:41 PM
BSG can handle him noose, he would dominate you ;)

That's not too hard to believe..I'm entirely too nice of a person...:) hey BSG wanna borrow my pickup? great for running people off the road for the road ragin woman on the go!!! :D:D:D

AustinTXHorn
11/13/2005, 02:44 AM
How about Austin, or Stoolwater instead?
Fine. Send him to Austin. He's not going to be able to **** anybody off in bumper-to-bumper traffic. ;)

LoyalFan
11/13/2005, 09:18 AM
maybe drop a "prick" or two off, just for old times's sake.

Drop a prick off???? Whom The Hell are you, Lorena "Ginsu" Bobbitt?

LoyalFan
Annoying bass and young women since the Eisenhower Years.

william_brasky
11/14/2005, 12:51 PM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/reach-out-touch-faith.jpg

noose7699
11/24/2005, 10:01 PM
alright... is that guy dead yet??

Any updates, BSG??!

josh09
11/25/2005, 10:13 PM
drive friendly....we love our children.:D

pb4ou
12/17/2005, 03:20 AM
Can't wait to see what this freak looks like. Get a good pic BSG.

suncoastsooner7
12/18/2005, 02:48 PM
Can't wait to see what this freak looks like. Get a good pic BSG.


Been waiting for a year.

olevetonahill
12/18/2005, 08:43 PM
Been waiting for a year.
Didnt yall get the memo ?
She Hired PG to hit him :D
game over

josh09
12/19/2005, 10:04 AM
Didnt yall get the memo ?
She Hired PG to hit him :D
game over


haha, too bad. it was fun while it lasted. :texan:

noose7699
1/7/2006, 09:26 PM
I think this guy musta gotten killed or somethin... aint heard nothin about this in awhile... :)

josh09
1/11/2006, 04:27 PM
i wouldnt be surprised if she DID kill him.

The Consumate Showman
1/11/2006, 09:11 PM
Okay, you little ****er.

I know you think you're funny but the next time you pull in front of me and hit your ****ing brakes I'm going to take it to your *** worse than anything you've seen on 'Oz'.

It is not your job to make sure us speeders slow down. And like that lady showed you yesterday, we can go around you on the left side. Sure, we face oncoming traffic but at least we won't be getting ****ed with for miles at a time.

Write down her tag number all you want you little *****. What're you going to do, call the cops and tell them that when you purposely tried to make someone ***-end you they went around you?

You are not funny. Except for the time when you flipped me off using the arm with the brace on it you ****ing chrono-jacker - that was funny.

Today, if you **** with me I swear I will run your punkass off the ****ing road.

Leave me the **** alone you sniveling little bastard. You've been warned.

****er.

******er *******er ********ing***ed******ed.....
whoa, did he make u mad or something?
You seem rather.....calm

opksooner
1/12/2006, 05:40 PM
Be nice. Send him an Italian Teddy Bear (http://p.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/web_animations/1.swf)

nfTwear
1/30/2006, 09:35 PM
check out anti-Longhorn wear (t-shirts and hats)
at www.nftwear.com,

Boomer.....
1/31/2006, 09:25 AM
check out anti-Longhorn wear (t-shirts and hats)
at www.nftwear.com,

Doesn't have anything to do with this thread, but still funny. I hate Texas!

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/3/2006, 07:16 PM
Man, I would still like to bite his face.

:mad:

Jimminy Crimson
3/4/2006, 12:05 AM
Man, I would still like to bite his face.

:mad:

That's what they're callin' it these days, eh? :kelvin:

josh09
3/5/2006, 12:30 PM
sometimes

there are other terms as well

SoonerStormchaser
3/14/2006, 09:33 PM
Was on Sooner Rd today...HE'S STILL THERE!!!

I managed to pass him before he could cut me off...almost sideswiped me though.

Hey BSG...I'm Sicilian...

josh09
3/15/2006, 04:50 PM
AHAHAHAHA

josh09
3/15/2006, 04:51 PM
its the sequel.

return of the *******

BajaOklahoma
3/19/2006, 09:41 PM
Pictures! We want pictures!!!!!

josh09
3/20/2006, 05:36 PM
definately

it is a must

Beef
6/8/2006, 04:31 PM
Bump

BlondeSoonerGirl
6/10/2006, 03:49 PM
Was on Sooner Rd today...HE'S STILL THERE!!!

I managed to pass him before he could cut me off...almost sideswiped me though.

Hey BSG...I'm Sicilian...

Dude, if you have a big car - take him out. For the good of all mankind.

And I'm glad someone else saw him. I was starting to think he was something created just to torture me....:eddie:

Sooner_Bob
6/11/2006, 11:46 AM
He's everywhere, he's everywhere.

okieballin
6/13/2006, 09:06 AM
ROFL!!! Good luck with that one, buddy. I was almost killed by this rich spoiled cocksmoker in an SUV a few years ago, ****head was just in too much of a hurry. Almost rear ended me 4 times, cut me and others off, ect. I seen him pull into a circuit city ( I guess he was a delivery guy for them or something) got his tag number, and called the police about it. Some deskjob ***** answered, and must be getting paid extra to be an excuse making lazy ****ing total *******, because that ******* did nothing but get a rude cocksucking tone with me about it. He backed off a bit when I got the tone right back with him ( I'm a former linebacker, for ****'s sake. I have attitude!!!) and then he proceeded to kiss my *** after that. I simply informed him of who pays his paycheck, and apologized for interupting his doughnut break. THen let him know " either you can do your job or I will do it for you. In which case, send an ambulance, because I will murder this mother****er.". He insisted on sitting on his ***. So it was no wonder when this mother****er ( the one who cut me off, not the bitter desk job pig) spent the next two weeks in the IC unit at the local hospital.

So yea, the cops wont do ****. I wish they would. Police make every excuse in the book to sit on their ***. The bad ones outweigh the good. Not a wonder rappers talk about killing them.

i was enjoying the thread, until i had to read this ignorant hicks post.
it seems like everyone has something bad to say about cops, until you need us. despite what you believe, we do try to help people, and do give a **** about what goes on out there. you should also know that most departments are understaffed and can't always respond to every irrate motorist who calls the dispatcher with a traffic complaint. and to further address your ignorant babbling; let me explain what a dispatcher is: a civilian employee who answeres the phone at the police department, and assigns officers to calls based on their priortity of importance. that is who you probably spoke with, and not some" Some deskjob *****." it was a civilian, i repeat civilian employee, who is paid to screen incoming calls,and assign them based on their level of priority. apparently they thought you were coming accross as a road raging ***-hat, who didn't rank too high on the calls for service.
but just so you know, i would be willing to bet any officer who had to respond to a real emergency, would definitely attempt to help you, despite whatever bright insight your decide to share with them about rappers needing to shoot them.
come on folks, please don't tollerate this type of ignorant bull****.vent all you want, but don't stand for, or even encourage idiots like this.
just so you know, most cops hate **** poor drivers, and road ragers. and most of us try to do a good job.

BlondeSoonerGirl
6/13/2006, 03:08 PM
My thread WILL NOT turn into a cop-bashing thread.

We are bashing the prick. Got it?

Don't make me come over there.

Sooner24
6/13/2006, 04:41 PM
My thread WILL NOT turn into a cop-bashing thread.

We are bashing the prick. Got it?

Don't make me come over there.


You go girl!!!

okieballin
6/13/2006, 07:28 PM
it's okay now, i've purged.

bri
6/13/2006, 07:46 PM
We are bashing the prick. Got it?

Don't make me come over there.

Well, if you keep bashing the prick, it's just a matter of time before it comes.

Sooner_Bob
6/14/2006, 06:29 AM
Heh

noose7699
6/16/2006, 08:19 PM
i was enjoying the thread, until i had to read this ignorant hicks post."

Welcome to Oklahoma, buddy.. we's all a bunch of effin hillbillies. :D


"it seems like everyone has something bad to say about cops, until you need us."

I was talking about one incident, ONE incident, in response to someone else's post on what you should do in a situation like that. No doubt, I was raged up after it happened. Who wouldn't be? And yes, when I voice a concern, an emergency, usually someone is there to help me.


"despite what you believe, we do try to help people, and do give a **** about what goes on out there. you should also know that most departments are understaffed and can't always respond to every irrate motorist who calls the dispatcher with a traffic complaint."

I know, without question. One of my close friends does dispatch work. I was just ****ed off about that one person. This is a msg board. I am allowed to vent, and WILL vent, WHETHER IT CHAPS YOUR *** OR NOT. If you are gonna talk mad **** about people venting, and do childish namecalling, you got a lot of work ahead of you, because I am not the only person on here making " ignorant babbling" :). You think this is bad, go to the oSu forum. You would never leave your computer.

"and to further address your ignorant babbling; let me explain what a dispatcher is: a civilian employee who answeres the phone at the police department, and assigns officers to calls based on their priortity of importance."

Preach to the choir. Telling me things I already know. Once again, I was venting, just like this thread is all about. I am sure there were greater trageties ( SP) in the world.

"that is who you probably spoke with, and not some" Some deskjob *****." it was a civilian, i repeat civilian employee, who is paid to screen incoming calls,and assign them based on their level of priority. apparently they thought you were coming accross as a road raging ***-hat, who didn't rank too high on the calls for service."

You know what you's coming across to me? Someone I used to beat up in highschool. :). You like to talk a lot of **** through a computer ( with grammar and punctuation mistakes galore) and make hateful statements against some person you never even met, and know nothing about. This is how you show your power, I assume??

"but just so you know, i would be willing to bet any officer who had to respond to a real emergency, would definitely attempt to help you, despite whatever bright insight your decide to share with them about rappers needing to shoot them."

Kid, there's VERY few people in the world I wish death upon, and none of them are cops. One was a terrorist, and one was a local lawyer who shot himself recently, ( I had to deal with him in a former place of work, long story) and the others are still on the run as fugitives. I am not some cop hater, trust me. Everytime I meet one, I always talk to them and treat them with respect, as with anyone else. I, once again, was simply venting about ONE incident.


"come on folks, please don't tollerate this type of ignorant bull****.vent all you want, but don't stand for, or even encourage idiots like this.
just so you know, most cops hate **** poor drivers, and road ragers. and most of us try to do a good job."

But they have plenty of time to come on here and run their mouth. In all that time it took you to write that waste of space, you could have been busting a drug dealer. See? I can also make assumptions and be a jerk. Why don't we not tolerate people like you, a grown adult ( I assume) who apparantly has nothing better to do than get all ****y when someone vents about a bad expierience. The entire planet is not going to agree with you. Calling people idiots because they have an opinion? This country is based the freedom to disagree.

In conclusion, you don't like my posts, I'm not holding a gun to your head and making you read them. Put me on ignore. I could give less of a ****.

have a nice day, and let's get back to bashing that ********* on Sooner Road. :D

noose7699
6/16/2006, 08:22 PM
My thread WILL NOT turn into a cop-bashing thread.

We are bashing the prick. Got it?

Don't make me come over there.


YES MAAM! :D

Just had to do a little housekeeping there. I'm okay now..

Is the prick still driving around?? I'm hoping no, but I am thinking yes...

When was the last time you saw him?

critical_phil
6/16/2006, 09:20 PM
speaking of pricks and *********s, it's nice to see noose back on the board.

Mr. Bigglesworth
6/16/2006, 11:47 PM
speaking of pricks and *********s, it's nice to see noose back on the board.

phil dont be a bitch. he had every right to defend himself. i am sure he doesn't feel one bit bad about speaking up. that guy talked **** about him, he made his statement. where did you come from anyway? go back to the hole you escaped from cockboy.
after looking at your past posts, I noticed noose owns your ***. you make some random dip**** statements, and he calls you on it everytime. besides, your what? 80 years old? i would figure someone your age would have something better to do than call uncreative names to people. when are you planning to grow up exactly? dont be a bitch

critical_phil
6/16/2006, 11:51 PM
speaking of pricks and *********s, welcome to the board Mr. Bigglesworth.

Mr. Bigglesworth
6/17/2006, 12:03 AM
speaking of pricks and *********s, welcome to the board Mr. Bigglesworth.

when was the last time you got off your *** exactly? i bet that *** groove is engraved in that seat. do you ever leave your computer? there is a nice big world out there, you should seriously look into exploring it

critical_phil
6/17/2006, 01:31 AM
when was the last time you got off your *** exactly? i bet that *** groove is engraved in that seat. do you ever leave your computer? there is a nice big world out there, you should seriously look into exploring it

Speaking of vacations, when was the last time you got off your *** and did something in the real world instead of sitting on a computer and making random chicken**** cheapshots at people on an internet message board? Think about it. And your post made no sense anyway.


Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Mr. Bigglesnoose7699.



enjoy!

okieballin
6/17/2006, 08:41 PM
its all good. no more hating from me.

BlondeSoonerGirl
6/20/2006, 09:24 AM
I saw him yesterday.

And I was in no frockling mood to play with him so as he did his best to block me in behind him (I can't believe he's still doing this **** to people - I really can't) I just went around him by going into the oncoming traffic lanes.

This seemed to really, really **** him off. He waved his little skinny arms around and all kinds of stuff.

I really, really hate that guy.

okieballin
6/20/2006, 11:17 AM
flash him your tits, maybe he'll crash.

OU4LIFE
6/20/2006, 11:31 AM
hey, let's not reward him for being a prick.....

bri
6/20/2006, 06:34 PM
More to the point, let's not reward his prick...

BeetDigger
6/20/2006, 06:45 PM
flash him your tits, maybe he'll crash.


I may start driving like a prick if that is the result.

OU4LIFE
6/21/2006, 09:56 AM
No doubt, because they are spectacular.

BlondeSoonerGirl
6/21/2006, 07:02 PM
Keep your eyes on the road, turds.

slickdawg
6/22/2006, 02:43 PM
Keep your eyes on the tits, you turds.


okay.


:texan:

OUHOMER
9/2/2006, 09:41 AM
is this guy still around. I miss the updates on this prick

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/15/2006, 11:51 AM
I saw the prick this morning.

HE WAS BEING PULLED OVER!!!

:les: HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!prickHAHAHAHBWGA+HHAHAHAHAHApric kBWGHHAHAHAH!!!!

The only thing that would have made it sweeter was if he'd have seen me and I could have blown him a kiss.

noose7699
9/15/2006, 03:18 PM
you shoulda flashed him, BSG. ;)

soonerloyal
9/23/2006, 09:54 PM
Darlin', you want me to send you one of these for your fender?

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/KevAndLori/bs41.jpg

hogfan
9/25/2006, 06:14 PM
Hey, Sooner fans. Ya still crying about the ref's? I think I saw a push-off on one of your touchdowns they didn't call. They were pretty bad. Kind of like when teams play you at home. LOL

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/25/2006, 06:51 PM
Pssst - wrong thread, f*cker.

josh09
9/26/2006, 05:09 PM
ya whats up his ***

anyways im glad he got pulled over, thats pretty hilarious.

OU4LIFE
9/27/2006, 05:08 AM
Hey, Sooner fans. Ya still crying about the ref's? I think I saw a push-off on one of your touchdowns they didn't call. They were pretty bad. Kind of like when teams play you at home. LOL


:les: THREADOWNED!

hogfan
9/27/2006, 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hogfan
Hey, Sooner fans. Ya still crying about the ref's? I think I saw a push-off on one of your touchdowns they didn't call. They were pretty bad. Kind of like when teams play you at home. LOL



THREADOWNED!
__________________
I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet


That is no way to be. LOL

critical_phil
9/27/2006, 06:43 PM
beware. there is *********gery afoot.

william_brasky
9/27/2006, 07:54 PM
Hey, Sooner fans. Ya still crying about the ref's? I think I saw a push-off on one of your touchdowns they didn't call. They were pretty bad. Kind of like when teams play you at home. LOL

Hey hogfan,

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/reach-out-touch-faith.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl
9/28/2006, 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hogfan
Hey, Sooner fans. Ya still crying about the ref's? I think I saw a push-off on one of your touchdowns they didn't call. They were pretty bad. Kind of like when teams play you at home. LOL



THREADOWNED!
__________________
I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet


That is no way to be. LOL

This turd has no idea.

And now it's just making me giggle...

GottaHavePride
10/1/2006, 01:16 PM
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/021806/******.jpg

DrZaius
10/3/2006, 02:15 PM
WTF is this thread still running?

noose7699
10/7/2006, 09:21 PM
why is this thread still running??

only the coolest vent thread on SF. :)

one of em anyway. :P

hogfan
10/8/2006, 07:54 AM
:les: THREADOWNED!

Now, that's is just like you to bring a knife to a "gun fight". LOL

hogfan
10/8/2006, 07:56 AM
Hey hogfan,

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/reach-out-touch-faith.jpg


Looks like Texas needs to send you one of these T-shirts! LMFAO

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/10/2006, 09:07 AM
You seem very...

...special.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/10/2006, 10:55 AM
http://sp5.org/westdean/pig1.jpg

BeetDigger
10/11/2006, 10:17 AM
He needs to change his name to pigfan, it more accurately represents the girls he dates.

noose7699
10/13/2006, 05:51 PM
Looks like Texas needs to send you one of these T-shirts! LMFAO


We'll take one or two losses to texas every 7 years. Not a problem. It happens.. So, when WAS the last time the hogs took a NC?? Just wondered..

hogfan
10/14/2006, 05:28 PM
We'll take one or two losses to texas every 7 years. Not a problem. It happens.. So, when WAS the last time the hogs took a NC?? Just wondered..


It's a lot harder to win a NC when you are in the SEC and not the "Southwest Conf.", and thats all it is. I have won a lot of money off of O.U. playing no-bodies all year and then playing an SEC team," LSU", and getting the old a$$ kicked.
Looks like you don't have a team at all now, With A.P. hurt. He was all you had. By the way, we have a coach if you want him,"NUTT", and the A.D. "Frank". LOL Good Luck, you are going to need it the rest of the year.

12
10/15/2006, 05:14 AM
I've always thought it was need that we didn't have "COWBOY ROAD".

soonerthanu
10/15/2006, 10:31 AM
It's a lot harder to win a NC when you are in the SEC and not the "Southwest Conf.", and thats all it is. I have won a lot of money off of O.U. playing no-bodies all year and then playing an SEC team," LSU", and getting the old a$$ kicked.
Looks like you don't have a team at all now, With A.P. hurt. He was all you had. By the way, we have a coach if you want him,"NUTT", and the A.D. "Frank". LOL Good Luck, you are going to need it the rest of the year.
:twinkies:

j_s_ou_1
10/16/2006, 04:09 PM
OU can do fine without peterson, look at stoops record without him. Forget the fact those are completely different teams. We're gonna kill everyone cause that is our right and when anyone bad mouths us like we do them, they are just rude and completely out of line. Sooner Magic is great....this year we haven't had any, so it's a conspiracy. We love calls going our way and would never give up an unearned win, but we better make every team that plays us that gets good calls do it. Seriously, you wonder why people cant wait to take shots at ou fans, it's because they are the biggest hypocrites to walk the face of the earth. You do whatever you want in bad mouthing other teams and cheating them from wins, but when its the other way around, it's so wrong. Get a grip and I hope you enjoy the rest of your season.....and like somebody said, thank god it wasn't thompson that went down.....idiots.

Gandalf_The_Grey
10/16/2006, 04:34 PM
It's a lot harder to win a NC when you are in the SEC and not the "Southwest Conf.", and thats all it is. I have won a lot of money off of O.U. playing no-bodies all year and then playing an SEC team," LSU", and getting the old a$$ kicked.
Looks like you don't have a team at all now, With A.P. hurt. He was all you had. By the way, we have a coach if you want him,"NUTT", and the A.D. "Frank". LOL Good Luck, you are going to need it the rest of the year.

The SEC has failed almost every OOC game this year...outside of Tennessee Cal....

hogfan
10/16/2006, 09:00 PM
The SEC has failed almost every OOC game this year...outside of Tennessee Cal....

There would be 3 SEC teams in the top 10 right now if they didn't have to play SEC teams weekend and weekout.
It's not that Texas was that good, it was that OU has no offense or defense. Just like when the hogs come up against a team that can stop our running game we are going to be Sh-t out of luck, all because we have a dumba$$ coach who was forced to hire an OC who just happened to bring 5 of his State Champion players with him, but there is no way NUTT is going to let Gus run his "hurry up no huddle" and make him look like the DUMBA$$ he is.
A.P. should have never been in the game when he got hurt, but OU wanted him to get the Heisman. "Real smart move". Oh, by the way, did A.P. s dad play for O.U. before he went to the PEN. LMFAO

daveNnorman
10/17/2006, 08:44 PM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9629/hillbillys2ih9.png

noose7699
10/20/2006, 12:41 AM
"There would be 3 SEC teams in the top 10 right now if they didn't have to play SEC teams weekend and weekout. "

If my sister had balls she woulda been my brother. I can also play the woulda coulda game. I remember when OU played 3 top 10 teams in a 4 week span, beat all of them, 2 blowouts ( woulda been 3 had we held K state a little at the end) and we called it " Red October". We have been there, done that, and succeeded. And got the T shirt. :D

LSU BARELY won that game anyway. And what happened when the Sooners and the hogs played in the cotton bowl?? I noticed you point out when OTHER teams beat OU.... why dont we talk a little OU/ arkansas here??

When arkansas makes 3 of 6 NC games, win or lose, then I will give it up to you. Were gonna have down years, even with great coaching and players. And if the hogs wanna schedule us, then grow some nuts and do it. I assure you Stoops is down for it.

Mixer!
10/20/2006, 06:40 AM
Wow. This is a threadjacking that can't end well.

hogfan
10/21/2006, 06:16 PM
"There would be 3 SEC teams in the top 10 right now if they didn't have to play SEC teams weekend and weekout. "

If my sister had balls she woulda been my brother. I can also play the woulda coulda game. I remember when OU played 3 top 10 teams in a 4 week span, beat all of them, 2 blowouts ( woulda been 3 had we held K state a little at the end) and we called it " Red October". We have been there, done that, and succeeded. And got the T shirt. :D

LSU BARELY won that game anyway. And what happened when the Sooners and the hogs played in the cotton bowl?? I noticed you point out when OTHER teams beat OU.... why dont we talk a little OU/ arkansas here??

When arkansas makes 3 of 6 NC games, win or lose, then I will give it up to you. Were gonna have down years, even with great coaching and players. And if the hogs wanna schedule us, then grow some nuts and do it. I assure you Stoops is down for it.



If you could win we could meet in a bowl this year , but we both know you
SUCK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAlgil_iyyc LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

hogfan
10/21/2006, 06:23 PM
Wow. This is a threadjacking that can't end well.


Oh YEA! HOW BOUT "DEM HOGS" p.s.


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noose7699
10/27/2006, 10:52 PM
If you could win we could meet in a bowl this year , but we both know you
SUCK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAlgil_iyyc LMFAO!!!!!!!!!


We have dropped one game, to the defending NC, who very well may play for another one this season, down at their field, due to our mistakes and turnovers. You going to answer my question about that game in the cotton bowl?

LilSooner
10/29/2006, 09:23 AM
Way to dick up a spectacular thread.

hogfan
10/29/2006, 02:11 PM
We have dropped one game, to the defending NC, who very well may play for another one this season, down at their field, due to our mistakes and turnovers. You going to answer my question about that game in the cotton bowl?

If you want to talk history, here's one for you.
1978 Orange Bowl L Arkansas 31, OU 6 69,500
Your NC "WHORNS" showed how good they are this weekend against "WHO"? LMFAO


The Longhorns (8-1, 5-0 Big 12) won their 20th straight conference game and 17th consecutive road game, but didn't take their first lead until early in the fourth quarter when McCoy threw a 28-yard touchdown to Quan Cosby to make it 35-31.

Tech (5-4, 2-3) had chances in the final 6:14. Twice the Red Raiders failed on fourth downs inside Texas 35. Both plays - a completion to Joel Filani and a quarterback sneak by Graham Harrell - came up just short and were reviewed but the officials' spots were upheld.

Rhino
10/29/2006, 09:03 PM
You give an Arkansas fan ONE non-mediocre season and he forgets they haven't won anything substantial in 17 years.

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/30/2006, 02:40 PM
You give an Arkansas fan ONE non-mediocre season and he forgets they haven't won anything substantial in 17 years.

They also take the time to register on another school's board to talk $hit about it...


...IN THE WRONG F*CKING THREAD. :mad:


Buncha f*ckholes...

hogfan
10/31/2006, 06:59 AM
Cotton Bowl
Dallas, TX
Cotton Bowl
January 1, 2007, Fox
Big 12 No. 2 vs. SEC
Bowl Projection: Oklahoma vs. Arkansas


http://cfn.scout.com/2/584418.html

Only thing worse than a "sooner" , is a blond sooner!

Mjcpr
10/31/2006, 10:12 AM
Only thing worse than a "sooner" , is a blond sooner!

BURN!!

hogfan
10/31/2006, 11:31 AM
OK, you ladies and gentlemen have a great life. I have a lot of family in Oklahoma. To tell you the truth, I am a OU & Hog fan. I'm just used to talking smack with my family over there.
Anyway, good luck with A&M as I think you will need it, as will the Hogs with the Gamecocks.

Mjcpr
10/31/2006, 11:46 AM
OK, you ladies and gentlemen have a great life. I have a lot of family in Oklahoma. To tell you the truth, I am a OU & Hog fan. I'm just used to talking smack with my family over there.
Anyway, good luck with A&M as I think you will need it, as will the Hogs with the Gamecocks.

That's not true, I haven't seen a hog yet that couldn't handle a bunch of Cocks.

Wait a minute....

BlondeSoonerGirl
10/31/2006, 12:23 PM
OK, you ladies and gentlemen have a great life. I have a lot of family in Oklahoma. To tell you the truth, I am a OU & Hog fan. I'm just used to talking smack with my family over there.
Anyway, good luck with A&M as I think you will need it, as will the Hogs with the Gamecocks.

**** off, dip****.

OUswagger
11/23/2006, 06:31 PM
I love this family like atmoshpere. It's what makes the world go round

CORNholio
11/24/2006, 01:39 AM
Hey inbred where'd you go this was just getting good. Your that guy from "the hills have eyes" right. I loved you in "Deliverence too". Its nice to see what a 10win season does to such a win deprived place. This must be a big deal there and all but 10wins is more the norm around here, we tend to keep from going ape **** over an average year. I know your jealous of OU its ok thats natural. We don't hate you we just hate the way you sleep with your sister.

CORNholio
11/24/2006, 01:46 AM
Arkie=OkieLite East
Fayetnam=Stoolwater East

What is funny is how Fayetteville is the "nicest" part of your state. The two most removed counties, in the farthest corner, right next Oklahoma. Its like people are thinking "OK Ok Ill live in Arkiesaw but Im gonna stay right here by the edge of this shiithole."

ruf/nekdad
11/30/2006, 11:15 AM
Man, I was really getting into this and enjoying the rants and raves when this OTHER prick jacks the thread. They are everywhere.