Escalade

[TAFBSooner]

I saw a nice crimson Escalade Saturday, but it had an "OSU" sticker, an ugly cowboy sticker, and a bumper sticker that said "I'd rather be orange."

I know Cadillac doesn't offer orange, but I bet Earl Schieb does.

My wife pointed out that the bumper sticker was cheaper.

[stoopified]

I've got a friend who is an OU fan but drives an orange truck.I told him to at least primer it.